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00:01Previously on Lucifer
00:03You're the lord of hell for crying out loud.
00:05Shouldn't you be spending your valuable time doing something more significant?
00:09I'm retired maize. I want nothing but time.
00:11Your return to the underworld has been requested.
00:14Remind dad that I quit hell because I was sick and tired of playing a part in his play.
00:19We should be out there solving a homicide and punishing those responsible.
00:22We? How could you possibly help me?
00:24I have the ability to draw out people's forbidden desires.
00:27I got it. I got it.
00:28The name, the whole Lucifer thing, and desires like your superpower.
00:31It's more like a gift from God really.
00:33You're thinking about it, aren't you?
00:34I wouldn't recommend it. I'm like walking heroin.
00:36Oh, you're the devil.
00:38Correct.
00:45Give me one second.
00:50Please don't kill me.
00:51Oh, you're gonna wish that's all I did to you.
00:53I just can't understand why you would save a human life.
00:56There's something different about her that I don't quite understand, and it vexes me.
01:00Maybe it's not her that's different.
01:01Right, here's the deal.
01:02We can have as much naked cuddle time as you desire, but you're gonna have to listen to me too.
01:07You know, just an existential dilemma or two. Deal?
01:09Yes.
01:16I ain't got no soul, the preacher told me so.
01:20I'm not on my own.
01:24I ain't got no soul, the preacher told me so.
01:29Save your soul.
01:30It's up to you.
01:31I ask you to repent.
01:32Repent your sins before it is too late.
01:35It is the end of times.
01:37The devil walks among us.
01:39Padre, you have no idea how right you are.
01:42It was not to be so angry about it.
01:44Enjoy the ride.
01:45Bless you.
01:46Have you seen the face of the devil?
01:48Every morning in the mirror, pal.
01:51Exactly.
01:52He's in all of us.
01:54In our every moment of weakness.
01:56Look at this world.
01:57The sin, the lust, it is the devil's touch.
02:00Don't give me credit for all that.
02:02You humans do plenty all on your own.
02:09What's your problem, pal?
02:11Excuse me?
02:12Why don't you move your shtick along?
02:14I'm not sharing my tips with you if that's what you're angling for.
02:17Oh, right.
02:18Is this a performance?
02:19Are you like the Chewbacca and the Spider-Man down the street?
02:21I have to say, you're very good.
02:23Yeah, so why don't you go bother them?
02:25You're bad for my business.
02:26The devil isn't finished with you yet.
02:29You see, what I hate more than anything is a liar.
02:33A charlatan.
02:35Someone who doesn't believe in what they say.
02:38So what are you going to do about it?
02:40Well, I make you a believer, of course.
02:46Stay awake!
02:47He's the devil!
02:49You don't understand the digital performance!
02:51He's the devil!
02:52He's the devil!
02:53He's the devil!
02:54Oh, it is true.
02:55It is true.
02:56Yes, thanks everyone!
02:57I'm here to, well, be on the time, actually.
02:59So you are the devil.
03:00Yes.
03:01Yes, well, Satan, Beelzebub.
03:02Old Scratch.
03:03Actually, I like that one in particular.
03:04But those were the old me these days.
03:05You just have plain old Lucifer.
03:06And you've left hell behind to take a vacation in Los Angeles.
03:07Well, where else would I go?
03:09You don't seem too bothered by my being the Prince of Darkness.
03:10I'm willing to work within your metaphor.
03:11Right.
03:12Sometimes it's easier to make intimate issues about something bigger than yourself.
03:16Well, there are a few things bigger than myself.
03:17I'm well aware.
03:18Last we spoke, you were bothered about feelings of humanity.
03:31I was, yes, but I've good news for your nap front.
03:32I'm healed.
03:33Is that so?
03:34Yes.
03:35Yes, back to my normal devilish self.
03:36No pesky empathy to be found.
03:37I'd kick a puppy if one waltz by.
03:38I'm joking.
03:39Puppies don't waltz.
03:40You like to hide insecurity and humor, don't you?
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04:30Donald!
05:00Oh, I didn't order a drink.
05:03Courtesy of the owner.
05:05This is from Lucifer?
05:06He asked me to make you something you'd like.
05:09Did I get it wrong?
05:10You and Lucifer seem really close.
05:13I followed him through the gates of hell.
05:15I'll take that as a yes.
05:30Hello, Detective.
05:40How's your undercover surveillance of my activities gone so far?
05:43I've looked into you.
05:45Your name really is Lucifer Morningstar.
05:47And as far as I can tell, you didn't exist five years ago.
05:50On the earthly plane, though.
05:51People don't appear out of thin air.
05:55Who were you?
05:56How did you survive getting shot six times by Jimmy Barnes?
06:00Is that your normal reaction to someone saving your life?
06:02Investigating them?
06:03When I see something I can't explain, yeah, I look for answers.
06:06Well, I've given you the answer, Detective.
06:07It's not my fault you won't accept it.
06:08Do you know what I think?
06:09I stopped trying to guess.
06:11I think you like me.
06:12What part of the look on my face gives you that impression?
06:15No, no, it's not about the face.
06:16It's about your eyes.
06:17What's behind them.
06:18I think you see something that you truly desire.
06:20And you don't know what to do with yourself, do you?
06:25Really?
06:25Oh, that's more like you.
06:35Detective and never knew you cared.
06:47No bulletproof vest.
06:49What?
06:49I just couldn't imagine how you'd get it under that suit, but I had to check.
06:53What does that make sense?
06:55I'll figure out your secret, Lucifer.
06:56Not a secret if I'm telling you the answer.
06:59It's...
06:59Why don't I affect you, Detective?
07:03What makes you different?
07:04I guess we both have our mysteries.
07:06Well, I'll show you mine if it's only yours.
07:10Oh, God, not that again.
07:12Decker.
07:15You sure?
07:17Yes.
07:18Yes, sir.
07:19Please send me the address.
07:20I owe you one.
07:23Finally.
07:24Now that affected you.
07:25What was it?
07:28Detective.
07:30Detective!
07:30Detective!
07:31The victim was being followed by a paparazzo.
07:45Tried to lose his tail, instead lost control of his car.
07:48He died on impact.
07:49The paparazzo following him was...
07:51Was Nick Hoffmeister, yeah.
07:54Who's the victim?
07:56Robbie Russell Jr.
07:58The son of the movie star?
07:59He wasn't in the business, was he?
08:02Didn't stop everyone from wanting pictures of him.
08:04They're vultures.
08:05You got a statement from Nick?
08:06You can't be involved in an active case
08:08until you're off medical leave.
08:11Listen, I get why you wanted to be here.
08:13I do.
08:14Did you have to bring him?
08:18Yes, sir.
08:18Sorry.
08:20Hey, God, are you kidding me?
08:22What are you doing here?
08:24Oh, how's your ex?
08:26He's not the reason he rushed over here, is he?
08:27Answer the question.
08:29I'm trying to solve my mystery, detective.
08:30If I don't affect you, I'm curious as to what does.
08:35Oh, well, I think I've just found my answer.
08:37Who's that?
08:38He's a paparazzo.
08:40Oh.
08:41Had a little running with him during your hot tub high school days, did you?
08:43Is that it?
08:44Yeah, you could say that.
08:45He's a cockroach, but he'll figure a way out of this.
08:47He always does.
08:48You want to talk to him, don't you?
08:49Well, go on then.
08:50We're stopping you.
08:51The rules.
08:52Huh?
08:53Detective douche.
08:54If you desire something, let's take it.
08:55Lucifer, what are you doing?
08:58Hello.
09:01You finally did it, Nick.
09:03You finally wanted a photo so bad that you killed someone.
09:06You're not going to get away with this.
09:08I'm going to make sure of that.
09:10You're right.
09:10Say that again?
09:11You're right.
09:11I went too far.
09:12I'll confess.
09:15Okay, maybe it's less cockroach, more dung beetle.
09:18Please work always as easy.
09:20No, that's the problem.
09:21All right.
09:21Would you mind if I could do it well?
09:23Tell me, dung beetle.
09:25What is it you desire?
09:29I would like to confess.
09:33Yes.
09:33Why?
09:34Because I deserve it.
09:35I've just done so many terrible things, you know.
09:40I see it as my chance to...
09:42Chance to what?
09:43No.
09:46I...
09:46If I tell you, he's just going to...
09:48No, I just...
09:49Hey, who?
09:49Would you please make him stop?
09:50Who?
09:50Hey, who?
09:51What are you hiding?
09:52What are you doing?
09:52He said he.
09:53Hey.
09:53Who?
09:54Neither one of you are supposed to be here.
09:55Especially you.
09:56Oh, come on.
09:57All right.
09:58Tempo, tempo.
10:02All right.
10:02Well, that's done.
10:04No.
10:05If Nick's covering for someone, that means the real murderer's still out there.
10:08There's plenty of murderers who are out there, detective.
10:10You heard the man.
10:11He deserves the punishment.
10:12At least he's getting it.
10:14That's enough for you, is it?
10:16You hate that, dung beetle.
10:17Are you really going to try and prove his innocence?
10:20I'm going to find out who really killed this kid.
10:22So that's a yes.
10:24Wow.
10:24Aren't you full of surprises?
10:28Well, where do we begin?
10:33Ah!
10:33Ah!
10:33Ah!
10:33Ah!
10:33Ah!
10:33Ah!
10:33Ah!
10:33Ah!
10:34Ah!
10:34Ah!
10:34Ah!
10:35You think Nickhoffmeister is innocent.
10:48You.
10:50He confessed him.
10:51Nick wouldn't confess to a parking ticket, let alone a murder.
10:54Just sounded like he was covering for someone.
10:56So wait.
10:57First he confessed, then he told you he didn't do it?
11:00Well, he didn't want to.
11:01You know, Lucifer, um, made him.
11:04Do I even want to know what that means?
11:06Look, he was about to tell us more before you came and took him away, Dan.
11:08You know what?
11:09His car's on the scene.
11:10He confessed.
11:11I know.
11:11Is this the fight that you want to pick?
11:13Just promise me I'll look into it.
11:15I'll do my job.
11:16Go home.
11:17Okay.
11:18Take your weird club owner sidekick with you before I arrest him.
11:21For what?
11:22Well, let's start with smoking pot at a crime scene.
11:26Sorry, do you want a hit?
11:28No, no.
11:29It's puff, puff, pass.
11:30Not puff, puff, stump, angrily.
11:31You brought pot to a crime scene?
11:33I certainly did not.
11:34I found it here.
11:35You found it?
11:36You found it here at a crime scene?
11:37Yes.
11:38In the Dunbreedle's car.
11:39You smoked evidence?
11:40Well, it would have gone to waste otherwise.
11:41That's really good stuff.
11:42You just ground under your heel.
11:43Wow.
11:46Any sign he'd recently lit up?
11:48Well, there was a roach from another joint, freshly smoked.
11:51Nick's pupils weren't dilated.
11:52He didn't seem high.
11:54Maybe he wasn't alone.
11:54Where's the roach?
11:55Well, I added it to my joint.
11:56Where's the best part?
11:59So our only evidence is currently in your lungs?
12:02You really wanted to say I've been smoked then, didn't you?
12:04No.
12:05No, I most definitely did not.
12:07Right, so what should we do now?
12:08I mean, we could head back to Lux.
12:09I'm sure there's some stragglers we can get into trouble with.
12:12I'm good, thanks.
12:14More for me, then?
12:15Well, the devil got my number, and the devil got my size, and the devil got my head, and the devil got my eyes.
12:37I'm trying not to get up unless he make it to my heart, because I want to make it back from the dark, dark, dark.
12:43Hello, old friend.
12:44I love you.
12:53Brother, I'm disappointed in you.
12:56What?
12:57He's got a devil's threesome for a reason.
12:59You were once the brightest of all of God's angels, Lucifer.
13:02And now, look at you.
13:05Look, if you've come to lecture me, can you just save it for later?
13:07I'm annoyingly sober right now, and it takes ages to pour a drink when you're around.
13:10Actually, I'm here with an offer.
13:11Really?
13:12Go back to hell, Lucifer, and I will speak to Father.
13:14You're scared, aren't you?
13:15That if I don't go back to hell, you're going to have to take over.
13:18Oh, that would never happen.
13:19Oh, no, no.
13:20I mean, it's not like God sent his favorite son to reign over hell before, is it?
13:24Oh, wait, sorry.
13:25Forgot.
13:26So you can take your ultimatum and shove it up your feathered hole.
13:29You can't see it yet, can you?
13:38What's that?
13:39You saved a human life, Lucy.
13:41And not for any selfish reasons.
13:43No.
13:44You did it simply because you cared about that detective.
13:46Your time here on Earth is affecting you, dear brother.
13:52You're changing.
13:53My life is changing.
13:55The same thing over and over.
13:56That's your boring motto.
13:57True, but usually you're the one controlling the change.
14:01This time you're not.
14:03Now, does that scare you?
14:05Because it should.
14:07Do you know, I am tired of your dire warnings, all right?
14:10So just go rattle your saber in someone else's face.
14:15You think about my offer.
14:17When you've made a decision, you know how to find me.
14:41Hey, Robbie, where you at?
14:42If you're going to follow me, maybe I can do something good with this.
14:46This is the website for the Red Cross.
14:49Give blood, volunteer.
14:51Don't be like the asshat filming this.
14:53Good job, kid.
14:54Better than I did.
14:56Mommy?
14:56Yeah, baby?
14:57Are you looking at a nun on site?
14:59No, why would you think that?
15:00Because you put it away so fast.
15:02And you look really, really guilty.
15:04No, baby, I'm just doing police work.
15:06I thought you weren't supposed to be working.
15:07And I thought you were supposed to be getting ready to hang out with your dad.
15:10Who is early, apparently.
15:16Do you really live here?
15:17I thought I must have gotten the wrong address.
15:19How do you afford this place?
15:21Do you take bribes?
15:22I don't.
15:23And what are you doing here?
15:25Ah, hello again, small human.
15:28Ah, this is yours, yes?
15:30Yeah, that's Molly McDowell.
15:32She's a ballerina of my day.
15:34But a ninja chemist by night.
15:35Well, a simple yes would have sufficed.
15:37Right, on you go, then.
15:37Go on, fetch away.
15:40Well, go on, then.
15:41Is this too advanced, though?
15:43You're funny.
15:45Trixie, babe, come on.
15:47You ready?
15:49You need to leave now.
15:51I had no idea that hot tub high school played so well.
15:53It didn't.
15:54And can you push on the hot tub?
15:56She doesn't know.
15:57What?
15:57Then her mom was a giant star.
15:58Why not?
15:59Not because of the old...
16:00Yeah, and can you never do that again?
16:04Right, so how do you afford this place?
16:06I don't.
16:07It's my mother's.
16:08I moved in after Dan and I separated, okay?
16:12Penelope Deckard?
16:13Hold on a minute.
16:14Your mother's Penelope Deckard?
16:16Queen of 80s cheeseball sci-fi?
16:18You have to introduce me.
16:20Mmm, I don't.
16:21And I probably won't.
16:22So you're part of a family dynasty like me.
16:24No wonder we got on so well.
16:25How did you rebel?
16:26What do you mean?
16:27Well, you're mad at the dung people.
16:28You must have done something salacious in your youth.
16:30What was it?
16:31Did you kiss a girl and like it?
16:33I don't want to talk about it.
16:34Oh, so there is something.
16:35Two girls.
16:36Okay.
16:37An Eiffel Tower.
16:39What's an Eiffel Tower?
16:40That's marvelous.
16:41So when two chaps high-fived at the top,
16:43then the young ladies...
16:43Okay, there is a young girl in the room
16:45who doesn't need to hear about an Eiffel Tower.
16:47Well, what about the case?
16:48If I were secretly working on it,
16:50having you around drawing attention
16:51wouldn't be good, would it?
16:52Well, maybe not.
16:53It'd be much more fun, wouldn't it, Detective?
16:54We'd be carried on working together.
16:56Detective?
16:59Detective?
17:01I understand.
17:05Hello there.
17:06I'd very much like to see Nick Hofreister.
17:08I'm afraid I can't.
17:12Hello.
17:13Hello to you.
17:14Hello.
17:19Afternoon, Dunveetle.
17:23We need to talk.
17:25I'm not going to tell you anything, man.
17:28No, no, no.
17:29I don't want to know about the case.
17:30You can keep your dirty little secrets.
17:33No, I'd like to know about Chloe Decker.
17:36And you're going to tell me everything.
17:38I have an effect on people.
17:44It's a way of pulling out their deepest desires,
17:47revealing the truth within.
17:49It works on everyone.
17:50Everyone except for Chloe Decker,
17:52and I suspect it's somehow related
17:54to my recent bouts of humanity.
17:55What does this have to do with me?
17:56Well, you know everything about her, don't you?
17:58All her sordid secrets.
17:59I'm hoping it'll help me understand
18:01why she's so frustratingly immune to my charms.
18:03Chloe doesn't have any sordid secrets.
18:05I've seen her hatred in her eyes
18:09when she looks at you.
18:10Come on, you must have something.
18:12Do you know what happened when she was 19?
18:14She started in Hot Tub High School
18:16and revealed her rather spectacular assets to the world.
18:18Right.
18:20And two weeks later, her father died.
18:24Oh.
18:25Yeah.
18:25So I knew, of course, everyone in the world
18:27was going to try to get a shot of them
18:30leaving the funeral,
18:30and I really, really wanted to be first.
18:34Oh, Dunveetle, tell me.
18:35You didn't.
18:36Yeah, I crashed the funeral,
18:37and she flipped out.
18:41But I got my photo
18:41right when she punched the lens.
18:43I mean, right there.
18:44I cracked the lens right now.
18:45And I made so much money on that photo.
18:47I'm sure.
18:51Yeah.
18:52But at what cost to my soul were I...
18:55Hmm.
18:56Yeah, that would be for someone else this side.
18:58Yeah.
18:59Well, that someone else is sitting opposite you
19:01and it's not looking good.
19:03And I crossed the line.
19:04And I knew it.
19:05And after that,
19:06I just did everything I could
19:07to keep others from making the same mistakes I did.
19:09That's why I...
19:11Why what?
19:14No.
19:14You want to tell me?
19:16Who are you protecting
19:16from following in your footsteps?
19:18I can't.
19:18It's...
19:19I just...
19:19I can't.
19:20You want to tell me, don't you?
19:21I really can't.
19:22You want to tell me.
19:23Who are you protecting?
19:24Who are you protecting?
19:25What are you doing?
19:26Look at me.
19:27Who are you protecting?
19:29Please just...
19:30I want to tell me.
19:31I can't.
19:32Look at me!
19:33Leave me alone!
19:33I already spoke to the police about my son, Robbie.
19:45I don't know what else there is to say.
19:47I'm just following up.
19:49I want to make sure there aren't any suspects we overlooked.
19:52But I was told Nick Hoffmeister confessed.
19:55He did.
19:58Mr. Russell, I, um...
20:01I don't think Nick killed your son.
20:04What?
20:06You...
20:06This is a joke.
20:08I'm sorry.
20:09You just don't know
20:12what Robbie went through because of my work.
20:17I was dead because of me.
20:20You know, my mom is Penelope Decker.
20:23So I was followed by a paparazzi all my life,
20:25just like Robbie.
20:26But, you know, that wasn't my mom's fault.
20:28And you gotta know, it's not your fault either.
20:31The only person you can blame
20:32is whoever ran your son off the road.
20:34I want to make sure we get the right guy.
20:36I'm telling you, I don't think Nick is him.
20:39I was one of their paparazzi.
20:42Did you get a name or a description?
20:44No, I didn't.
20:45Because Robbie only noticed him once.
20:47That's why I never mentioned it before.
20:53Excuse me.
20:58Decker.
21:01He did what?
21:09What is wrong with you?
21:14Nothing is wrong with me.
21:15I was hoping for sexy, salacious details,
21:17and instead, I got taken on a trip down the Prussian Lane.
21:22You feel bad for invading her privacy.
21:25You're the lord of hell.
21:27I can't believe I'm saying this,
21:28but a minute deal is right.
21:31You are changing.
21:31I don't mind the odd smartass from Mark Mays
21:34that can be quite amusing,
21:35but don't you dare disrespect me.
21:38Or what?
21:39He'll cry really hard on my shoulder.
21:41You will not speak to me this way!
21:45There he is.
21:49How did you get into Nick's holding cell?
21:52And there he goes.
21:54Oh, sorry.
21:55Am I interrupting some creepy foreplay you two have?
21:58How did you get into Nick's holding cell?
22:00Why am I asking very nicely, of course?
22:02Something you should try sometime.
22:03This case has nothing to do with you.
22:06Why won't you leave it alone?
22:07Why won't you?
22:09Did you learn something at least?
22:11Yes.
22:12I did, actually.
22:14Our dung beetle's protecting someone
22:16who's following in his footsteps.
22:18Protégé, perhaps.
22:19I found out someone else was following Robbie,
22:21and someone's been uploading photos online today
22:23from Nick's company.
22:25Last one was posted an hour ago
22:27from a party that's still happening.
22:29Our killer could be there.
22:31Right.
22:32Are you coming or what?
22:34Oh, sorry.
22:35I thought this was the part
22:35where you leave me behind
22:36and say something like,
22:37Lucifer, stay.
22:38Good devil.
22:38I'd rather keep my eye on you.
22:39So, how do you plan on catching our murderous prodigy anyway?
22:59Well, I was thinking,
22:59what if he never left the scene of the crime?
23:02Well, instead blended in with the other paparazzi
23:04taking photos, that's quite clever.
23:06Yeah, so, if you recognize anyone from the crash,
23:09you could be our guy.
23:10Right.
23:14Are you okay?
23:15I'm fine.
23:17Why?
23:19Oh, and Nick told you what happened, didn't he?
23:21He did.
23:22Got to hear all about your wicked right hook.
23:25Oh, yeah.
23:26He also told me it was a low point for him,
23:28which I believe, actually.
23:30You know, I think I don't believe, of all things,
23:32desires redemption for what he did to you.
23:35Yeah, well, he's not going about it the right way,
23:37that's for sure.
23:38Yes, well, we all know what the road to hell's
23:40with David, don't we?
23:43Hello, hello, hello.
23:44There's a familiar face.
23:46Yep, from the crime scene this morning.
23:49I remember him.
23:50He's spectacularly creepy as well,
23:52so that's a bonus.
23:53Hey, everybody, it's Chloe Decker,
23:55Vanellby Decker's daughter.
23:56Chloe Decker.
23:57Come on.
23:57Let's over here.
23:58Come on, let's go.
23:58Hey, come on.
23:59Hey, come on, let's go.
23:59Hey, come on.
23:59Hey, come on.
23:59Hey, come on.
24:00Charge your books, Chloe.
24:01Back off your mouth-breathing scum.
24:03Come on, then, punch him.
24:04Come on, let's punch them all.
24:06It's not me anymore.
24:08Well, it's still very much me.
24:11You, Freytok, tell me,
24:14is this depravity really all you want out of life, hmm?
24:18I want to win a Pulitzer for photography.
24:21Pulitzer?
24:22Really?
24:22Do you hear that, chaps?
24:23Yeah, they don't give out Pulitzers for nip slips.
24:26Oh!
24:27Oh!
24:27Oh!
24:29Yeah, man.
24:30Get out of here!
24:32Get out of here!
24:33Get out of here!
24:33Look out!
24:34Get out of here!
24:36Get out of here!
24:37Hey!
24:38He's gone.
24:41Oh boy, it's not that bad, is it?
24:52Trixie's classmates all have the internet.
24:54One of them's going to figure out that her mom is the top story on their favorite gossip site.
24:57She's finally going to find out about how to high school.
25:00Great.
25:01If there's any consolation, you look really good in it.
25:03Thanks.
25:05I feel like you're cheering me up for even worse news.
25:08Nick's taking the story.
25:09It's an opening shot case.
25:10But I can't help it if a rogue detective won't leave well enough alone.
25:17Oh, you ran the plea number I gave you.
25:19Yes, ma'am, I did.
25:20It was registered to Nick.
25:21One of his company cars.
25:22Like the one that ran Robbie off the road?
25:24Exactly.
25:25Did a little more digging.
25:25The guy's name is Josh Bryant.
25:27He freelances for Nick.
25:29Thanks.
25:32Why are you doing this?
25:33Because I think you're onto something.
25:35So go figure it out when they buy you some time.
25:38And be careful, all right?
25:53Oh, sorry.
25:57Did I ruin your creepy little moments?
25:58I am so happy to see you.
26:04I felt so bad about what happened.
26:06I'm a huge fan.
26:07Hot Tub High School was my favorite growing up.
26:10Yes, we're really not interested in your formative spank bank years, all right?
26:12I am so sorry about what happened.
26:14I would have done something, but I'm not good with violence.
26:16You were lucky for us.
26:18You found you anyhow.
26:19You're looking for me?
26:20Why?
26:20Because she wants justice for Robbie Russell Jr.
26:24What is it you want, Josh?
26:27To be first.
26:29To always be first.
26:31Really?
26:33What did Nick teach you that?
26:35To be first?
26:37Yeah, I learned a lot working from him.
26:38He's my idol.
26:39He's the best pap out there.
26:41So you took photos of your idol being arrested for murder.
26:44I didn't know what else to do.
26:46Other than what Nick would have done.
26:47Just to be first no matter what.
26:49Close.
26:50Just a second.
27:00You like smoking pot, Josh?
27:02It's for my nerves.
27:03I have a prescription.
27:07Oh, hello.
27:11Good timing on that photo.
27:13Just lucky, I guess.
27:18Farmed it for me to call someone's morality into question,
27:21but I believe that photo was planned.
27:24Yeah.
27:27Makes me wonder what else was.
27:31Look at this.
27:33Celebrity shouting matches.
27:35Fist fights.
27:35Josh had the first photo on everyone.
27:38It escalates.
27:39Overdose.
27:40Suicide.
27:40So it appeared.
27:41I suppose the best way to be first is to know what'll happen beforehand.
27:44So he follows Robbie.
27:45Intent on running him off the road,
27:47but doesn't count on his own car running off as well.
27:49This is cold, premeditated murder.
27:52Nick's a slime ball.
27:53I just...
27:53I don't think he'd go this far.
27:55Which means Josh maybe convinced him to take the fall.
27:57The question is why.
27:58Who cares?
27:59We know Josh is guilty.
28:01Let's punish him.
28:02I could have an ironic twist like I used to when I ran hell.
28:04Yeah, no.
28:05It doesn't work that way because I need evidence.
28:07Well, you've plenty.
28:07Circumstantial.
28:09I need concrete proof.
28:11I'm going to talk to him like...
28:12Boring, boring, boring, boring.
28:14You have to decide who gets punished and how.
28:15That's exactly what I do.
28:17No.
28:17No, you don't.
28:18This is how it works, Lucifer.
28:19Whatever speech you have brewing, Mays, I don't want to hear it.
28:32I think I've said everything I need to.
28:37You're right.
28:39And I agree.
28:40Let's go deliver some punishment.
28:41We believe Josh may be a very disturbed individual.
28:51God.
28:53He caused all these?
28:55Yeah.
28:56All of them.
28:57I can't believe it.
29:00Tell me what really happened, Nick.
29:03I took Josh in when he was 16.
29:06It was a runaway.
29:07It was a little broken.
29:12In him, I saw a little bit of who I used to be.
29:16At least I thought I did.
29:19So I took him under my wing.
29:21It was a natural.
29:23Talking about all the lines, Pat can't cross.
29:26You know, because I just wanted him to stop making the same mistakes I did.
29:30And then two days ago, he calls me up, says he's been in a really bad accident, and said
29:35that he totally understood everything I was saying.
29:39It was too late.
29:41I don't know if someone was dead.
29:43So you took the fall, hoping that Josh would get a chance at a new life?
29:47Yeah.
29:49Nick Coffmeister finally tries to do something good with his life, and he gets played.
29:53Nick, you must really be enjoying this.
29:56I'm really not.
29:57Believe it or not, I forgive you.
30:01This isn't about you.
30:02This isn't about me.
30:03This is about Robbie Russell.
30:05You know, he's a kid.
30:06Didn't ask to be famous.
30:07He just wanted to live a normal life.
30:12Nick, if you don't testify, Josh will do this again.
30:16He'll do it again.
30:17Excuse me.
30:23Just a second.
30:25Hey, Dan, this better be important.
30:27I think Nick's about to talk.
30:30No, I'm not following Josh.
30:31Why?
30:33What do you mean he's missing?
30:42Desk, Sergeant.
30:43Yes, Detective.
30:44Where did Nick Coffmeister go?
30:45Did somebody get him?
30:45Why, yes.
30:46It was that tall, handsome British fella.
30:49Oh, no.
30:50I did it too, didn't I?
31:13Oh, I respect what you do, Dung Beagle.
31:16Much as celebrities hate you, you know, they need you.
31:20Keep you in the limelight.
31:22You're a necessary evil.
31:24Something I understand all too well.
31:27The trouble is that you're trying to change, yeah?
31:29And you failed spectacularly at it.
31:31Because, you know, because sometimes we are what we are.
31:36And we should embrace that.
31:40What are we doing back here exactly?
31:43And do you need me to...
31:44Maze!
31:46Did you bring them a gift?
31:47I'll kill you, you crazy beast.
32:03Be polite to the lady.
32:06She isn't your enemy tonight.
32:09What is this?
32:11Right, well, both of you have committed terrible acts worthy of punishment.
32:15However, you will not receive said punishment when you die.
32:17It's my fault, really.
32:18Sorry.
32:20So I'm here to fix that.
32:22Right now.
32:26Amateurs.
32:27Right, very well.
32:28In terms you'll understand.
32:29You both get a gun.
32:33Let's see who shoots who first.
32:42Well, what's the stuff last from shooting you?
32:44Well, despite the waste of bullets, let's see.
32:47He's about to rat you out to the police.
32:49And he tricked you into taking the fall for a murder he committed.
32:53Discuss.
32:56You really did it, didn't you?
32:59You killed people.
33:03You lost a touch, Nick.
33:04Always talk about lines we can't cross.
33:07Nowadays, the only way to be first is to realize that there is no line.
33:12And you were almost begging to take the fall.
33:15But one dramatic gesture is if I would have raised the fact that you've been a piece of crap for the last 30 years.
33:20Yes, Jesus.
33:22I treated you like a son.
33:27Oh, Maze, you fiend.
33:30If I didn't see that one coming, you really would have killed me.
33:40Nick, I made a mistake.
33:43I realize that now.
33:45And I'm sorry.
33:45Stop.
33:46Don't shoot him.
33:48Detective, you're interrupting my punishment.
33:50You don't talk.
33:51You're lucky I figured out your insane ironic punishment before anyone got killed.
33:54Nick, you tried to do some good to help someone.
33:58Don't throw it all away.
33:59Embrace who you really are.
34:00Stop fighting it.
34:01Come on.
34:01Don't listen to him, Nick.
34:02You tried to change.
34:03Yeah.
34:05And look what happened.
34:05Yeah, you screwed up.
34:06But you know what?
34:07It's okay.
34:07You tried to change.
34:08That's what's important.
34:09Humans.
34:12Fascinating, aren't they?
34:14Do you have perhaps arms or something?
34:16Nick.
34:18Dad.
34:18I was surprised to hear from you, Lucifer.
34:35Well, not as surprised as I was, but I wanted to tell you you were right.
34:41Is that a joke?
34:43No, I wish it were.
34:44I know you were right, and I was wrong.
34:48So you'll return to hell?
34:53What?
34:53No!
34:55No, that's absurd.
34:56No, you're right that I've changed in my time here, and that I've absolutely no control over it.
35:01And you know what?
35:05That feels positively thrilling.
35:08You asked me here to tell me that?
35:11No, no, no.
35:12I thought I'd use you to remedy a situation like this, Handle.
35:14Handle.
35:15Ignore you in the process.
35:16Kill two birds with one prayer sort of thing?
35:19You'll see.
35:22You should have taken the offer.
35:24Oh.
35:25You're looking for someone.
35:46You were just over there.
35:48That's...
35:49That's impossible.
35:50Yes?
35:51I saw Nick pull the trigger.
36:11I heard the gunshot.
36:13Josh was in shot.
36:14Did you put blanks in the guns?
36:15Like, was this some stage thing to get a confession out of Josh?
36:18That's probably more plausible to you than my angelic brother slow in time while I pluck a bullet out of thin air, isn't it?
36:24Even with all that, you were standing right in front of me, I blink, and you're here.
36:32Is there a question there, detective?
36:34You know exactly what I'm asking you.
36:38And you know exactly what I'm asking.
36:39You know, um, it's quite fun, this police malarkey, isn't it?
36:47Are we going to watch a movie, Mommy?
36:49No, babe.
36:49I just wanted to talk to you about something.
36:51So, before I was a cop, I was an actress.
36:56And I was in a movie.
36:57And it was this movie.
37:00In the movie, I do some very silly things.
37:05Things that, uh, maybe some of your friends might tease you about.
37:10But it is what it is, and that's not me anymore.
37:13Okay?
37:15I know.
37:17Hmm?
37:18I've seen this before, Mommy.
37:21You have?
37:22Where?
37:22I have the internet.
37:25Oh, right.
37:27This isn't even in HD.
37:30Hmm.
37:31Hmm.
37:33Well, what do you think?
37:35I thought he's hilarious.
37:38You did?
37:39My favorite part is when he ate too much cake,
37:41and then he puked in that cute guy's hair.
37:44That part is really funny.
37:47Then you stop.
37:48And we think it's all over.
37:50Yeah.
37:51But then...
37:53Blah!
37:53Blah!
37:54Sorry, Mommy.
37:58Didn't mean to hurt you.
37:59You didn't hurt me, baby.
38:00I'm fine.
38:01It's gonna get better soon.
38:03I hope they hurt you.
38:04Got in lots of trouble.
38:06You know, I should go see him.
38:08So, the devil did a good deed today.
38:11Oh.
38:12There's no need to call it that.
38:14I enjoyed every minute of it.
38:17You know what I mean.
38:19Hmm.
38:21You know, I'm so very used to being in control of everything.
38:24Not knowing what's gonna come next.
38:26It's...
38:26It's gonna be scary.
38:29No.
38:30I'm finding it quite exhilarating, actually.
38:32Hmm.
38:32I think you were right, by the way.
38:36About what?
38:37It may be a who that's changing me.
38:40But now that begs the question...
38:43What do I do with her?
38:45I have to warn you, he's heavily medicated.
38:47I doubt we'll be able to string two words together right now.
38:50Much less have a conversation.
38:52Thanks.
38:53Thanks.
38:53Hey, Jimmy.
39:00So, this is where you ended up, huh?
39:02I was so wrapped up in recovery, I forgot to come visit.
39:05You know, from when you shot me.
39:12I have to ask you something, Jimmy, about that day.
39:21What happened to you, Jimmy?
39:23What happened with Lucifer?
39:28Lucifer.
39:30What happened when you shot him?
39:31Is he here?
39:32No, he's not here.
39:32No, Jimmy, he's not here.
39:34He's not here, Jimmy.
39:35I can't get away from him!
39:39Jimmy, you're safe here.
39:43You're safe.
39:44No, I'm safe!
39:46He's just a man, Jimmy.
39:47He's the devil!
39:50He's the devil!
39:51He's the devil!
39:52He's the devil!
39:53He's the devil!
39:53He's the devil!
39:53He's the devil!
39:54He's the devil!
39:54He's the devil!
39:55He's the devil!
39:55He's the devil!
39:56He's the devil!
39:56He's the devil!
39:57He's the devil!
39:57He's the devil!
39:57He's the devil!
39:57He's the devil!
39:58He's the devil!
39:58He's the devil!
39:58He's the devil!
39:59He's the devil!
39:59He's the devil!
39:59He's the devil!
39:59He's the devil!
40:00He's the devil!
40:00He's the devil!
40:01He's the devil!
40:01He's the devil!
40:02He's the devil!
40:02He's the devil!
40:03He's the devil!
40:03He's the devil!
40:04He's the devil!
40:04He's the devil!