Taskmaster AU S04 E06
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00:00That's a shocking start!
00:04Stop!
00:12Yep, that's it.
00:14Where's Tom?
00:20Stop!
00:22No!
00:24I'll take it.
00:26Let me out of here!
00:40Welcome to Taskmaster.
00:42I won't mince my words when I say,
00:44I'm Tom Gleeson and I'm the host.
00:46Now I will mince them.
00:48This is a delightful season of frivolities,
00:50made ever so rich with gleeful performances
00:52by an enigmatic ensemble of entertainers
00:54before me.
00:56They are the dynamic Dave Hughes.
00:58The electric Emma Holland.
01:00The lyrical Lisa McHugh.
01:04The winsome Mwaka.
01:06And the tenacious Tommy Little.
01:08Now I won't mince them.
01:12Tom Cashman is also here.
01:14Now I will mince them.
01:16Are you well, Cashman?
01:18I'm not well.
01:20What's wrong little buddy?
01:22I remembered something very frustrating.
01:24I remembered I forgot to take my left leg out of a Hokey Pokey in 2006.
01:30I sorted it out though.
01:36You put your left leg in.
01:38You put your left leg in.
01:40Oh yeah.
01:42Yeah.
01:43You meant to take your left leg out.
01:44Oh.
01:45But why don't you shake it all about Boris?
01:47And that, Fusey, that's what it's all about.
02:01Alright, let's dive into the prize task.
02:08Tonight, our contestants have been asked to bring in what they consider to be the thing
02:13that most makes the taskmaster reminisce about the good old days.
02:17Oh, okay.
02:18Let's have a look.
02:19Lisa, what do you think I reminisce about?
02:21Well, I was hoping that a pair of roller skates might be something that you would find
02:27enjoyable and wondered whether you would ever put a pair back on or if you've ever had
02:32any on at all.
02:33My older sisters did.
02:34Oh, okay.
02:35We're talking back in the 80s.
02:36Yes.
02:37But we lived on a farm.
02:38It's pretty hard to roller skate in a gravel driveway.
02:40Oh, okay.
02:41So it's actually quite a depressing memory for me.
02:44I'm sorry.
02:45Watching both my sisters on Christmas Day trying to roller skate on a gravel driveway.
02:50I'm terribly sorry about that.
02:52Actually, you've made me reminisce about their misery.
02:55It's actually quite good.
02:57Thanks for that.
03:00Alright, Emma, what do you have?
03:02I've brought in donepazil, rivastigmine and galantamine.
03:06It's the combination of drugs that's most beneficial for early to middle stage dementia.
03:18But, you know, I thought they could, you know, help you keep your memory, you know,
03:21so you can reminisce.
03:22Oh, so I might need it in the future because I don't have dementia now.
03:25But if you start taking these now, you can prevent that.
03:27Yeah.
03:28And then in ten years you can reminisce about the good old days.
03:30Okay.
03:31I feel like I lost my mind during that.
03:32But anyway.
03:34Dave.
03:35This is, you're genuinely going to love this and I'm really excited for you to see this.
03:40And, yeah, so, um, have a look.
03:43Donkey Kong 2, man!
03:46Oh, yeah.
03:47You know what?
03:48You've made me think back to those beautiful days in the 80s.
03:53It was around Christmas.
03:54Yes.
03:55Yes.
03:56My brother got Donkey Kong for Christmas.
03:57Yeah.
03:58But he let me play it while I watched my sisters disappointedly trying to roller skate on a gravel
04:04driveway.
04:05Okay.
04:06Okay.
04:07I feel like I'm throbbing with nostalgia looking at that.
04:09All right.
04:10Waka, what did you bring?
04:11Yes.
04:12I bought a photo.
04:14I think a photo is the best things, you know, to memory all the time.
04:20And this is, I found your photo.
04:22That's me.
04:23And now we have a technology.
04:24AI.
04:25Some AI make photo moving.
04:28Yeah.
04:39Wow.
04:40I try.
04:41You know, that was back when I was in uni then and in that band playing drums.
04:46And, you know, I did a lot of drugs.
04:48So it's how I remember it.
04:50It's how I remember it.
04:52Tell me, what do you think I would reminisce about?
04:55Ever since I've started in comedy, comedians that are older than me have referred to the
04:59good old days.
05:00And the thing they miss most from the good old days is cold hard cash.
05:05I always hear stories of getting paid in handshakes.
05:08Yeah.
05:09And things like that.
05:10I heard you guys talk in the corridor before, you said you had one year where you only cleared
05:14$4,000 with the tax office and you were driving in a new club sport, Tom.
05:19So...
05:20Yeah, absolutely.
05:21It was the good old days being paid in cash.
05:23Yes.
05:24I used to always like it.
05:25I don't get it.
05:26If you paid cash, you still have to lodge the same amount with the ATO.
05:28You...
05:29Yep.
05:33Yep.
05:34Alright.
05:35I'm going to have to give Emma one.
05:37OK.
05:38Because it sort of depressed me a little bit thinking about dementia.
05:40I'm going to give two points to Waka because even though it made me reminisce, it sort of
05:44made me think about my old ways.
05:46I'm going to give Lisa three points for the roller skates because it did remind me of a lovely
05:51time in my life when I saw my sisters struggle.
05:54And I'm going to give four points to Dave for Donkey Kong.
05:57It's a great game.
05:58Great game.
05:59The cash.
06:00The good old days.
06:01He paid in cash.
06:02Five points for Tommy.
06:03Alright, it's time they start chasing the high scores proper.
06:06Yes, but to score high in this one, they'll need to score low.
06:25Aww.
06:26You look adorable.
06:28Oh, you look so deba.
06:30You look very cool.
06:32Very fancy.
06:34That's the word you use.
06:35I feel like I'm underdressed for what is about to take place.
06:42If I have to hit something with a golf club, it's over for me.
06:46No.
06:47Play golf.
06:48I love golf.
06:50Official golf rules apply.
06:52Every time your ball is in motion.
06:54You must be talking aggressively to it.
06:56You have 12 minutes.
06:58Your time is starting now.
06:59Where's the hole?
07:00Hey.
07:01I can see the hole.
07:03Right.
07:04Let's play golf.
07:06You piece of shit.
07:08Keep going.
07:09That's actually the best golf shot I've ever done in my life.
07:11You piece of crap.
07:12Come on, let's keep going.
07:13I hate your circumference.
07:15Go, you little red bugger.
07:18Yeah, go in the hole.
07:21I hate you.
07:22I was about to have a rest.
07:23I needed an icy cold brewski.
07:24Predict the other contestant's score.
07:25You have a total of 32 shots to allocate.
07:26Lower score compared to average score predicted by your peers' wins.
07:40Your time starts now.
07:42I reckon Dave would probably be a golfer so I'm going to say he probably got it in seven.
07:48I have played golf with Husey.
07:50Is he good?
07:51No.
07:52I've played golf with Tommy and the only time he beat me on a hole was when he said let's
07:56bet on this hole.
07:57He was hustling me.
07:58I can't imagine Lisa McCune being bad at anything so let's give her four shots.
08:02I reckon Tommy might have been quite good so I'm just going to say four.
08:05Give Walker ten.
08:08Emma's going to be 14.
08:11I will be better than Emma.
08:13Do you want to say it to the camera?
08:14Emma, I think I'm better than you and maybe ball in the water.
08:20So is that just a rather complicated way of describing golf handicaps?
08:28Well handicaps are based on your actual ability.
08:30These handicaps that they all now have are based on what the others reckon their ability
08:34is going to be.
08:35Okay.
08:36So what we're going to do is we're going to have another look at them playing and we're
08:40going to see how close it was to the rest of the group's expectations.
08:43That's right.
08:44So Dave and Lisa, the average predicted score is 5.75 shots.
08:47Tommy's predicted score, 6.25 shots.
08:50Waka's was 10.5 and Emma's 11.75.
08:54Okay, let's tee off Lessa Tom.
08:57Call it the 2nd of August 1990 because we're about to kick off the golf war.
09:01With Waka, Emma and Lisa.
09:05I have no idea but I'm going to use this.
09:08I think one of these, like that's a putter and that's a driver.
09:11Okay.
09:12That counts as a shot.
09:15Does it?
09:16Yeah.
09:17No, I didn't even hit it.
09:18Official golf rules apply.
09:19You suck and I hate your outfit.
09:20The aggressive talking starts after abortion motion.
09:22I hate the outfit.
09:23I hate your little red outfit.
09:27Was that an attempt?
09:28Practice.
09:29Did you promise me?
09:30Yeah.
09:32That's another practice?
09:33It's practice.
09:36One shot.
09:38Go you bugger!
09:39Go, go, go.
09:40Don't go.
09:41Don't go.
09:42Go straight.
09:43Oh, no.
09:44That cancels a shot.
09:46That cancels a shot.
09:51That cancels a shot.
09:52Go.
09:53Where is it?
09:55Speak aggressively.
09:56Oh, you go you bugger.
09:57Where have you gone?
09:58I forgot to speak aggressively because I didn't know where it went.
10:05Go, go.
10:06Nice.
10:07I try to be aggressive but I don't have time to be aggressive.
10:09Do you want to practice?
10:10Yeah.
10:11No!
10:12You mustn't do that.
10:13You...
10:14I don't want to...
10:15I can't swear at a golf ball.
10:16Okay.
10:17Small and yucky.
10:18and small that ball is.
10:19Bastard.
10:20You suck and your family's not proud of you.
10:22Dumb ball.
10:24Go to hell.
10:25Damn it.
10:27Slimey free.
10:29Slimy golf ball.
10:31That was very close.
10:32You're so small.
10:33You're so gross and small and I hate you.
10:35Okay.
10:36Bastard, dumb, die, kill you.
10:41Yeah, go in the hole.
10:42I hate you.
10:43Stupid ball, go in.
10:44That's actually my fault.
10:45I should have taken this out for you.
10:46Oh, I hate you.
10:47Oh, you got it.
10:48Bastard!
10:52Thanks, Walker.
10:53Thanks, Tom.
10:54You look awesome.
10:55Thanks for saying that.
10:56I'm going to go and work on my bad language now.
10:58Perhaps you could give us one practice as you walk away.
11:01Shithead.
11:08Lisa, I feel like you're struggling with the abuse.
11:11Look, I mean, it's always great when you have a big release and you swear,
11:16but it didn't feel as though I wanted to be doing that at the golf ball.
11:18It didn't feel as though it was actually going to help me.
11:20Well, I mean, even your abuse is polite.
11:22Like, at one point, one piece of abuse you yelled out was, fly and be free.
11:29I would like to state that from here on in, I am actually going to become more aggressive.
11:33I'm going to work on it, OK?
11:34I promise.
11:35I'm just going to let it let the cork out of the ball.
11:37All right.
11:38Well, every time we have a live task, I want you to cut sick.
11:40Oh, cut sick.
11:41Yeah, all right.
11:42I'm working on it.
11:43Waka, you convinced Cashman you were practicing, because usually that's like, if you miss,
11:48that's a shot.
11:49Official golf rules, if you're going for the ball and you miss it, that's a shot.
11:51But you managed to convince him that that was practicing?
11:53Well, it's practice.
11:54Very close to the ball you were practicing.
11:56That was very good practice.
11:59Very good practice.
12:00I never played golf.
12:01Only one time.
12:02It's apparent.
12:03It's apparent.
12:04He's a baseballer.
12:05That's ball and stick.
12:07That's...
12:09Shit.
12:12So many sports like that.
12:13Hey, Waka, just so you know, this isn't a language barrier thing.
12:17That made no sense.
12:19So, Emma, it took you quite a few shots to get it in, but everyone did not seem to think
12:27you had much ability, so that may have worked for you.
12:30Yeah, just because I don't have ability doesn't mean I want people to think that about me.
12:34Well, you might be about to have a very disappointing win.
12:37Honestly, I still don't really understand how this task works.
12:41I'm just kind of going with it at this point.
12:43Well, why don't we look at the scores?
12:45No-one beat what was predicted of them, but mild-mannered McCune was almost double her predicted score,
12:50with 5.25 more shots than what was predicted.
12:52Waka was closer, only 1.5 shots off what was predicted of you,
12:56but Emma pips him by only a quarter.
12:58You were one and a quarter shots off what was predicted of you.
13:03And low score's a good score.
13:05Now, Cashman the Caddy is demanding his unionised drinks break,
13:08so we'll pop right off and see you after this.
13:15Welcome back to the PGA Taskmaster Tour,
13:25where our avid golfers are halfway down the fairway.
13:29That's right, we're in the middle of a golf task,
13:31where our contestants have each predicted how the others will do.
13:33These next to actually play golf, it's Dave and Tommy.
13:36Come on, ball, you've been a bad boy.
13:38Only when it's in motion, please.
13:40Oh.
13:41I think the ball went over there somewhere.
13:44Good caddy talk.
13:50I don't know where you went.
13:51Where'd you go, ball?
13:52Where are you?
13:53Call out to me, ball.
13:55I want you to be safe.
13:56Don't worry out there.
13:58Is that aggressive?
13:59Oh, yeah, right.
14:00Come back, you idiot!
14:03Do you know where it is?
14:04You hit it.
14:05Yeah, but you're the caddy.
14:06Is the caddy meant to look at where the ball went?
14:08I don't know.
14:09Are you my caddy?
14:10Yeah, I have another ball, yeah.
14:12I'm going to put this in the bath, actually.
14:14Come on, ball.
14:15Oh, no, that went right.
14:16All right, let's go.
14:17Did it roll down into the lake?
14:19No.
14:20This is really desperate by us.
14:22The hole is the bath.
14:23It's a big hole.
14:24Is the hole the bath?
14:25The hole is the bath.
14:26Okay.
14:27Come on, run!
14:28Run, Tommy!
14:29I think I've found it.
14:31Where?
14:32Oh, no!
14:34Get in the ball!
14:35We are back where I hit you!
14:36Okay, the plan is, I threw the gap in the trees here.
14:37Okay.
14:38And in the hole.
14:39Oh, you mother.
14:40Oh, I thought that was the ball for a second.
14:41Nope, the ball's there.
14:42If this hits someone, I've warned you.
14:43Why are you burying yourself?
14:44Not bad.
14:45Oh!
14:46Was that really good?
14:47I think that was really good.
14:48Actually, there's a hole over there.
14:49Yep.
14:50I didn't see it.
14:51I didn't see it.
14:52I didn't see it.
14:53I didn't see it.
14:54I didn't see it.
14:55I didn't see it.
14:56I didn't see it.
14:57I didn't see it.
14:58I didn't see it.
14:59I didn't see it.
15:00Okay, the plan is through the gap in the trees here.
15:02Okay.
15:03And in the hole.
15:04Oh, you mother.
15:06Oh, I thought that was the ball for a second.
15:07Nope, the ball's there.
15:08If this hits someone, I've warned you.
15:10Why are you burying yourself?
15:12All right.
15:13Why didn't they tell me about that?
15:14How long we got?
15:15One minute and 47 seconds.
15:16So I could take a shot now.
15:18Yes.
15:19Or we could be a big occasion player and do it right on the buzzer.
15:24You're crazy.
15:25Generally, I'd putt from here, but we're running out of time.
15:32Kids, swearing's not the answer.
15:35I've forgotten to swear at the ball.
15:37Yeah, I forgot about that too.
15:39Maybe this could be your big opportunity to swear at the ball.
15:41Go down that hole!
15:43Tap.
15:44You, come on!
15:46Ten seconds.
15:47Here we go.
15:48This is to win the Masters.
15:50I'm going to do it eyes closed like Michael Jordan with a free throw.
15:53Five, four, three, two, one.
15:56Getting the whole knuckle.
15:57Jesus Christ, damn it.
15:58Why didn't they take another?
16:01Eyes closed.
16:02It's in.
16:03That's it!
16:04The whistle!
16:05He's done it!
16:06I ended up further away.
16:08That's golf.
16:09Thanks Tommy.
16:10Thanks Tom.
16:11So you didn't know the hole was there?
16:15As we saw, it took me a long time to realise that there was an actual hole and I invented
16:24a hole.
16:25I invented the bath.
16:26Thought that could be my hole because I didn't know what the end game was.
16:28At some point you started saying, the bath is the hole and I was like, okay.
16:32I'll tell you this from experience, anything can be a hole with the right attitude.
16:43Now Tommy, why'd you leave it down to the last minute?
16:45You could have just got it in the hole.
16:48Cause I just thought, isn't it a nice little stamp on it to just a buzzer beater, like
16:55my favourite sport, basketball.
16:57And then I just, I just f***ed it.
17:00Alright, I feel like we need to hear their scores.
17:04Well, Tommy was in a position to win easily but went for the drama and now is dramatically
17:08disqualified.
17:09Give that up.
17:10Come on.
17:15Why did you start that?
17:17I've never been more an idiot in my life and I didn't come last.
17:20That's incredible.
17:22But you didn't have to go like this.
17:24You clapped and nobody joined you and then you turned to the audience and went, come on.
17:27We're meant to be comrades.
17:30We are.
17:31We're celebrating your failure.
17:35Speaking of failure, Dave's score, Dave's predicted score was 5.75 and he was slightly
17:41over that with 18 shots.
17:43Yeah.
17:44So that means...
17:45So that means Tommy gets 0 points, Dave gets 2, Lisa gets 3, Micah gets 4 but Emma wins
17:57the task with 5 points.
17:59And in terms of the episode scores, Tommy is on 5 points, every other contestant is on
18:076 points.
18:08Oh!
18:09Close.
18:10OK, great round now.
18:12Shall we depart the fairway for the next task?
18:14Yes.
18:15Let's head back to the clubhouse for some nibbles and small talk.
18:18Hey.
18:19Hi.
18:20Hey.
18:21I'm so sorry.
18:22You're on a mission.
18:23Hello?
18:24Hi.
18:25Hello?
18:26Hi.
18:27This is why.
18:28Mingle at the party.
18:29Best Mingling wins.
18:30You have 25 minutes.
18:31Your time starts now.
18:33Hi.
18:34Hi.
18:35Do you have any questions?
18:36I'm sorry.
18:37You're on a mission.
18:38Hello?
18:39Hi.
18:40This is why.
18:41Mingle at the party.
18:42Best Mingling wins.
18:43You have 25 minutes.
18:56minutes your time starts now hello gang sorry to interrupt can I can I jump in
19:02so hi is it I feel like there's a mistake because we didn't see any of the
19:12other contestants just Tommy did with a did the editors rush that through and
19:21they just cut the others out or something as you well know only Tommy
19:25did this one so tell me how do you feel right now I invested so much in those
19:31people I really got to know them oh yeah what are their names that was Gary with
19:37the mustache I take it back I've just been told his name was George
19:48okay and are we going to see more of it yeah but we thought we'd just spread his
19:52mingling out across the episode don't worry we're gonna see a lot more of Tommy
19:58mingling oh I can't wait all right goody let's have another task then we're teaming
20:06up again for a group discount to the museum
20:10hi Emma hello Tom hi Tommy hi Tom hi Tom hi Tom hi Dave hello I'm not doing that there's no one
20:33else touch him no what is it the typewriter involved type of 50 word team bio on this
20:39typewriter you must type alternate words and any words spoken must be typed most
20:45self-glorifying bio wins you have five minutes your time starts now any word
20:51spoken from we have to write that down those are the first words type that now please any
20:56words spoken we have to write that down so we have to type a word each please type those into the typewriter
21:01incredible best duo ever we are great at sex thrilling revolutionary couple and we like
21:21who listen like diamonds star diamond stars our favorite doggy what oh oh we're jammed we love
21:47sex that was really hard I never her sex so many times thank you I'm very worried about this team
22:03hello Thomas you grab it if you can thank you what's this oh what's it say any words spoken we have to
22:21write that down it's our bio and someone's engraved it onto here it must have been good if they engraved it
22:27I'm not sure that's true create an interactive museum display to be viewed by museum visitors
22:32in a hundred years time the display must be on the subject written on the plaque most educational
22:38interactive museum display wins your interactive museum display must be open to visitors in 45
22:45minutes your time starts now all right what are the keywords sex sex dogs doggy maybe it's the key in
22:54the accident that we first spoke which is any words spoken in 2025 language was important yes
23:00because of course it's disappearing because we're using so many phones probably talking about riz and
23:05skibbity you heard about skibbity no it's skibbity I don't know why don't we just be naked covered in glitter
23:10yeah I don't know about that okay so the teams are back we've got the a team aged team and the b team
23:25better team now Tommy it's good to see you branching out there by the way you know one stage wucker when
23:32he was exasperated he turned to me and he grabbed me and he goes why are you so horny
23:41it's true you just you just said many times sex and he's great just sex but also can I say Lisa wanted
23:52us naked with glitter on us I mean did I I don't recall that it was on the screen all right let's get
23:59stuck in making a museum exhibition on the subject of so we have to type a word each we are great at
24:05sex we like sex our favorite doggy what love us and we love sex we love to rock also beautiful and
24:14fantastic and sex we will dominate anyone in the world and you you spy it's Emma Wacker and Tommy
24:21Tommy 100 years ago today humans ruled the earth they used to say things like we're great at sex and
24:36we love sex and we love doggy style which was very demeaning to our whole breed in fact they treated us
24:43badly very poorly until one day everything changed and my friend Walker here had had
24:51enough and he fought back Walker that's your cue whoa whoa whoa whoa that's enough this is human hers
25:12they say every dog has its day well guess what you sons of bitches every human does too
25:20and from them everything changed and now we show them that we like sex and we're fantastic at it but
25:28we don't do human style we tried it once it was boring a lot of looking in the eyes and lying to each
25:34other I don't trust them oh and one more thing you you bye Tommy Little there bravely trying an accent
25:53again and we all remember how it went last time don't we he stayed in that accent the entire time we were
25:59filming he was like Daniel Day-Lewis like he was in you were focused I had a good time what can I say so
26:08let's get this straight in the future dogs have overtaken the planet and run museums where the first
26:11ever dog to attack their owner is chained up like a slave to reenact the day of the uprising is that
26:16what you were going for you got it wise ass to be honest I'm just glad the exhibit wasn't the three
26:22of you having sex I I want to make it clear it was because I said no me too all right to see us to
26:32the break here's a bit of Tommy's mingling you guys want these things I don't even know are they
26:41brandy snaps what are your names George it's one of the more impressive mustaches I've ever seen
26:54oh cheers why do they call them handlebars I guess they look like handlebars I guess yeah yeah
27:01welcome back to taskmaster lesser Tom what did we just see we just saw Tommy Little doing a task
27:12where he has to mingle with a room full of extras for 25 minutes which no one else had to do okay now
27:18what else is going on in our team task our contestants are creating museum exhibits for the future based on
27:23their team bios next up making a museum display out of any word spoken we have to write that down
27:29incredible best duo ever to breathe on planet earth ever outstanding talent thrilling hot
27:35revolutionary couple who glisten like diamond stars conjoining icons simulating oh we're jammed
27:41height bits in tandem terrific talent unrivaled brilliance perfect timing delicious tasting
27:47mouth-watering that's the end of the bio here's Lisa and Dave
27:50like sands through the hourglass so are the days about times times guys going back in time all right oh
28:11that is what we have done to the planet back in time any words spoken are important you must be the change
28:22you wish to see in the world how long Kala said that yeah it's beer a clock Kevin bloody Wilson said that do one thing that scares you every day who said that I have no idea I just Googled that one remember if we do not speak our words nobody
28:52everybody will know what you're saying or what you mean everybody gangnam style
28:59you don't need to run from your problems but you've got to have say
29:07you've got to have say
29:09go ahead what
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29:43yeah
29:44it was a bloody mess
29:47I must admit I don't feel educated by this
29:52there was a lot going on I can't believe i'm saying this but watching two fifty three-year-olds do gangnam style was the least awkward bit
29:59would be what we just try to do there I will just try to like remember the most
30:08famous words through history and then present them for future generations so
30:12they too can learn from the finest minds to ever exist on this planet so and I
30:17think we achieved that yeah yeah he's chaos he's just chaos I mean it was my
30:23he's a master he's masterful and I followed his lead as best I could and I
30:26think all right well I guess that what I'm looking for is which one most
30:33educational I feel like one was a bit more educational than the other just
30:39because it made sense yep kind of there was a story there whereas the other one
30:43was just I don't know it's like free jazz so I'm going to give the better team 555
30:51okay and age team 2-2
30:58and the scores for the episode Dave and Lisa are both on eight points Tommy's on
31:0410 but Emma and Waka tied in the lead with 11 points apiece
31:09oh okay less red tape and more red wax on tasks
31:15sure thing this one requires a red eye reduction
31:30where's Tom Tom hello eh you're quiet don't miss miss miss care it's quite
31:38tough hello hi Tommy oh hey bro leave it on the stick leave it on the string yep
31:48right make a thing be mid-air when these camera flashes go off the camera flashes
31:55will go off exactly 20 seconds after you yell cheese your thing must be made to
32:00be mid-air from the mat if your thing isn't mid-air when the flashes go off you
32:06will be disqualified shortest time for your thing in the air wins you have 10
32:11minutes to select your thing and yell cheese your time starts now Dave would
32:17you mind um disconnecting the task from that wire my arm is getting bruised for
32:21part of it mate
32:26so basically when the flash goes you want to have something in the air that's
32:30right it's going to be mid-air when the flash goes off okay well our contestants
32:33have to wait 20 seconds before throwing their thing but first you viewers have to wait two
32:38minutes before seeing a thing because this is an ad break see you soon
32:41i'm actually more interested in what you do for fun yeah i heard you talking about
32:46skating yeah you skate i do i'm a bit fat now but still get on it
32:50no i want to please you you're adorable um do you want something to add to that fatness do you want
32:55do you want why not who knows no one ever makes spinach made out of meat it's always the other way around
33:10that's good yes
33:16welcome back to taskmaster thanks for your patience and the patience of the poor extras you saw tommy
33:22little dribbling at uh cashman remind us of the task at hand our contestants have to count to 20
33:27and then chuck something in the air that thing needs to be mid-air exactly 20 seconds after they
33:31yell cheese as opposed to whispering cheese which is what i do when i take a selfie
33:41don't reward his sad ways first up on cheese tv it's lisa tommy and dave okay i'm gonna go to
33:48the shed be careful though it's a bit creepy over there a bit creepy are you gonna throw these nah
33:56that's just for my benefit and the audience that large here's a couple of options i've got here
34:08i think we might have a winner this could be a really bad move but i'm just going to give it a go
34:13i wouldn't mind a bit of theatrics for the finishing shot like maybe a broomstick
34:21this is gonna be sick 20 seconds after i say cheese
34:26focus you can do this cheese cheese cheese cheese one banana two banana three banana four mississippi
34:37five mississippi six mississippi
34:4210 banana 11 banana 12 mississippi 13 mississippi 14 mississippi 15 mississippi
34:54oh damn it oh my god damn it 12 banana 13 banana 14 banana 15 banana 16 banana 17 18
35:0619 20. i didn't even get it thrown in the air
35:17so so so close oh so hughesie the mississippi the one mississippi two mississippi i think works with an
35:38american accent not the australian drawl yeah i was right off um i think they both did well and lisa i
35:45just i'm really i'm heartbroken for lisa right now to be honest yeah yeah well lisa you were so
35:49close i really panicked i just got a little bit i got a bit edgy it felt like it was taking too long
35:54so did you actually throw it a little bit earlier than you meant to i no i didn't wait till the last
35:59banana properly i don't think i gave it a proper banana okay so tommy what were you aiming for were
36:05you trying to be a witch or something yeah i was going to be a witch yeah and so were you thinking just
36:08at the last moment you're going to jump really high i was going to jump and so then it was going to be me
36:12mid-air looking like i'm flying through the air it was going to be awesome so just you jumping in
36:16the air would have been yeah i got a big jump though show us
36:26a small window mate that's it it's on the short jump oh i've got a sore calf and you know that
36:37don't hurt yourself don't hurt yourself why not come on let's go
36:48oh that was pretty good i i should not have done that all right well uh so how do i judge these are
36:56are they just all disqualified they're all disqualified oh you cannot disqualify lisa for
37:02what she did what what about you what about tommy
37:08disqualify but lisa was so close you guys but the rules are the rules can you drive away from
37:14this studio tonight giving lisa zero for that effort can you do that absolutely happy to
37:19i thrive on it i love it lisa's umbrella hit the ground 0.34 seconds too late oh wow that close
37:32all right who's next dude our remaining flashes are waka and emma it just feels like there's no other
37:38way to do this but then to say cheese and then throw an object up and i didn't say that wasn't me
37:42saying it okay okay they're not gonna go off are they all the information you need isn't the task
37:49the camera flashes will go off exactly 20 seconds after you yell okay thank god okay i'm gonna get a
37:54balloon all right good i have something with you yeah i just make this not yet not yet let's practice
38:04do you see i feel like this will stay mid-air longer than something else all right cheese
38:24oh that felt like it went well so i said cheese 20 seconds you don't say cheese what yeah cheese
38:40what's a yell yeah that was that was a yell all right okay let's go let's do it cheese
38:461 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12
39:0720 seconds 20 seconds i was 10
39:16i said twice cheese and the first one is already yep that triggered the
39:34so emma do you have a freakish internal clock what's going on i think i'm good at counting
39:41afterwards i did turn around and the whole crew was going
39:43now waka yes japanese people are famous for their love of photography and being punctual on time
39:54you failed at both of these have you let your nation down that was like the last task of the day
40:00and i was very worried about myself i thought my brain's already up and i could not count anything so
40:08when the flash went off yeah you thought i don't know how to count anymore yeah i'm very worried about
40:14myself is it quick is it quicker to count to 20 in japanese or english do you think i wonder same number
40:21i don't know you know what i mean like what's what number five what's five in japanese go
40:35it's about the same
40:42so we've got four disqualifications that's right and i guess that makes one winner yeah so zero points for
40:48everyone except emma who gets five points okay we're off to a break like an unexpected flash it's
40:56bright sudden and leaves you seeing spots see you soon awesome yeah mum's not around
41:04so she's always around yeah that's great i've got a pussy hand it's flying with a monocle
41:21one for everyone
41:27welcome back from the break to taskmaster where tommy's still chin wagging
41:32before we go up for our live task i have some episode and series score updates for you
41:36so on eight points we've got lisa and dave tommy's on 10 wakka's on 11 and emma's on a canter out in
41:42front on 16 points now in terms of the overall series scores emma's out in front in the series as
41:52well on 96 points
41:57all right we have one more task of the live variety head on up to the stage
42:05okay what's happening here buddy boy quite a lot i'm going to ask each contestant to take their mini
42:11mat and place it wherever they like anywhere within the area on the lower stage dave hughes if you could
42:16choose first
42:18oh oh oh oh oh what what emma
42:24lisa
42:33lisa
42:35here we go here we go
42:38walk up
42:38tommy
42:46the flying v
42:47let's do it let's rock and roll
42:53now i'm going to ask waka to read the task
42:55all right pat the dog you must be wearing your blindfold and cannot step off or move your mat
43:11fastest wins your time starts when tom release the dog
43:17yes emma could you please ask hughes to be careful with his hands
43:26tom i'm legitimately terrified of the dark okay is this scary the dark as in do we get to see what's
43:33in there before no i promise it's not scary one other thing i'd like to clarify if you knock the dog
43:38over or if you even touch with your hands the floor you're disqualified oh okay please put your
43:45blindfolds on oh this sucks no it's fine it's released oh stay on the mat stay on the mat
44:04stay on the mat what's happening tommy's disqualified what's happening what's going on is tommy all right
44:22tommy's fine where is tommy don't worry about tommy are you okay dave i can hear it it's nearest
44:28yes come here boy come here boy dave is disqualified what have i done you've touched the floor heaps
44:37oh my god that was such a stressful start
44:45oh no no no what just happened you did not pat the dog
44:58oh
45:05everyone's okay everyone's fine
45:15we're down to lisa and rocker it's like a dvd loading screen
45:20don't touch the floor
45:30get one get one get one
45:33oh
45:42oh
45:43Down! Down! Down! Down! Down! Down!
45:50Down! Down! Down!
45:55Oh, my God! What the...?
45:59Come on. I mean, it's good stuff.
46:04Down! Down! Down! Down!
46:11Down! Down! Down!
46:14Down! Down!
46:16Down! Down!
46:18Down!
46:20Down!
46:21Down!
46:22Down!
46:25Well, that's the plan of the dog.
46:28That means police is last. That's the end of the task.
46:31What happened?
46:33Okay, what a great task.
46:35But seeing as that dog is a single-use shepherd,
46:38we need a quick break to go old yeller him out the back.
46:41See you after this.
46:43Why are you screaming?
46:45People would think you just had a funny attitude.
46:47I was doing Michael Jackson.
46:49Yeah.
46:51Oh.
46:53Hey, that's our time. You've all been lovely and I really appreciate it.
47:05Well done, everybody. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.
47:09Thanks, gang.
47:17Welcome back to Taskmaster where Tommy Little has been entertaining a room full of unpaid extras with such thrilling chat as,
47:24I've got a pussy hand.
47:29That's right. And it still was technically a task, even though only Tommy had to do it, so we have to score it.
47:33Okay, well...
47:34It was pretty good.
47:36Well, you know what? I am going to give him some points.
47:39Okay.
47:40But it's based on the quality of the mingling.
47:42Yep.
47:43So it's two.
47:44Okay.
47:45Two points for Tommy for his mingling.
47:51Now to recap on the live task that we just saw, traumatising for some.
47:54Tommy had a meltdown, Dave was just Dave, they both got disqualified.
47:58Lisa got three points, Waka got four, but Emma won the task and gets five points.
48:02So with all the points now in the blender, what does the episode smoothie pour out as?
48:11Emma's run away with it.
48:12With Blackjack, 21 points, she's our winner for the episode.
48:16Congratulations, Emma.
48:18Head up to the stage to pop your yester-y-ve-mer.
48:23What a rip-snorter.
48:25But with every rip-snorter comes lessons.
48:28We learnt Tommy isn't the big game player he wished he was.
48:31We learnt Emma is freakishly good at counting to 20.
48:35And we learnt what it would look like if Dave and Lisa ever went to Burning Man.
48:42Bravo, Emma, for winning.
48:44And until the next one, I'll see you when I'm looking at you.
48:47Goodnight!
49:01Welcome to the pterodon.
49:06Oh my god, you've unleashed the dragon.
49:09My fight or flight kicked in and it turns out I cower.
49:11I think I'm proud of myself.
49:14What the f***, Tommy?
49:15Who won?
49:16I know you think you're being smart now, but if you were-
49:18No, no, no, I don't think it, I know it.
49:20I know it.
49:21I know it.