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00:00Paji, John's and Chaddi are a very old relationship.
00:02I will explain to you how.
00:04In the film Dostana,
00:07John had a Pila Tanki chaddi.
00:09Okay, in the film, there was so much discussion about Priyanka Chopra in the film.
00:13As long as John had taken his chaddi.
00:16That's why John had chaddi.
00:18I'll show you a photo here.
00:19Do you have a photograph here?
00:21John and Varun both.
00:22Varun also got a bugger.
00:23Will you show me, please?
00:25Chaddi is, I don't have to pass the sensor.
00:30Loss.
00:31Chaddi be loss.
00:32What?
00:35So, what happened to you?
00:36Very much.
00:44So, brother, if you don't even show us,
00:46then we also believed that you would wear it from inside.
00:50Why are you trying to prove so many times?
00:52No, I'm showing different colors.
00:55I wonder, why would I wear it from inside?
00:57Before yellow, then orange.
00:59In the future, if you don't have money, then there's nothing.
01:04You know what?
01:05You know what?
01:07We all heard that John has only two jeans.
01:13And these jeans are very small.
01:15Two jeans are in your wardrobe.
01:16Yes.
01:16In my wardrobe, there are only so many
01:18that fit in one suitcase.
01:20I'll give you more.
01:21What do you mean in one suitcase?
01:22You get so much in tip-in.
01:24Yes.
01:25Why are you doing this, John?
01:26Two jeans, four shoes, and just.
01:29And how many shoes are?
01:30Twelve.
01:31Twelve shoes of 12.
01:32Twelve shoes of 12.
01:34You change every month.
01:35Every month.
01:36I change every month.
01:37Tell me about it.
01:42John, I'm missing you.
01:43I think you should sit with us.
01:44Yes, come on.
01:45We were together.
01:47It's different.
01:48Because...
01:49Jacqueline...
01:54The whole concentration of Jacqueline is there.
01:56No, Jacqueline.
01:57Rang badalu.
01:58Keep it up.
01:59Keep it up.
02:01They're getting jealous.
02:02They're getting jealous.
02:03They're getting jealous.
02:04They're actually jealous.
02:06In their 30s, 3, 4, 5 films,
02:08they play every week.
02:14John, when Varun told you
02:17that you didn't wear chaddi,
02:18it didn't hurt.
02:19No, he said,
02:21bro,
02:22what's his length?
02:24He said,
02:26bro, how are you?
02:27How am I looking, bro?
02:29And his brother was the director.
02:31He said,
02:32brother, how's my chaddi?
02:34Brother,
02:35brother.
02:36So I was adjusting the chaddi
02:39continuously.
02:40I've done it,
02:42but obviously I've won shots.
02:43I've never said it in chaddi.
02:45I was just worried
02:46because my kids like me a lot,
02:48so don't feel vulgar.
02:49So, are you going to go all day long?
02:51Yes.
02:52You're talking about children.
02:53I'm not going to go all day long.
02:54So, I'm watching my parents.
02:55I'm watching my parents.
02:56They're watching me as a child.
02:57So, people don't feel like
02:58that they're growing up.
02:59You know?
03:00You know?
03:04Should look.
03:05Varun.
03:06Don't get attention.
03:07I'm standing on the side.
03:08You'll see a child.
03:09What?
03:10Yes.
03:15There are children in mind.
03:17Seriously, John,
03:18I'm a bodybuilder.
03:19I've made a good bodybuilder.
03:20I've made a good bodybuilder,
03:21but it's a big difference in size.
03:22No.
03:23No.
03:24You both look like Chacha Chaudhary.
03:28I'll tell you, Jackie.
03:29Who's your girlfriend in the film?
03:31Actually,
03:32I can't reveal.
03:33Suspense.
03:34Suspense.
03:35What an interesting twist.
03:36Jacqueline is a very mysterious.
03:37She's a grey character.
03:39You don't know if she's negative
03:40or positive.
03:41You grey, blue, blue.
03:43I love you.
03:44Just.
03:45No difference.
03:49Sir, my audience also
03:50tells me about Chaddi.
03:52Grey, blue, blue.
03:53I love you.
03:59You should have confidence.
04:01I'm thinking about this episode
04:03in Chaddi.
04:06You should not.
04:07When did you see me in Chaddi
04:09what you know?
04:13In this film,
04:14Jacqueline has a disease,
04:15a kleptomania.
04:16Oh.
04:17In which she doesn't want
04:19to kill things.
04:20So is it the reason
04:22you have stolen my heart, Jackie?
04:24What?
04:27Always.
04:28I'm not joking, Jackie.
04:29My mother,
04:30you remember last year?
04:31Yes, yes.
04:32She came to watch your show specially.
04:34This time,
04:35my mother says,
04:36she's coming again.
04:37She didn't take her name, Jacqueline.
04:38She's mixing it.
04:39Yeah.
04:40What do you do?
04:41If Jacqueline is clean,
04:42I said,
04:43auntie,
04:44auntie, tell me who you came to.
04:45Auntie.
04:46Did you see her girl
04:47or the girl?
04:48Jackie.
04:49Jackie.
04:50Jackie.
04:51Jackie.
04:52It was the same episode
04:53in Jackie's episode.
04:54We had to see Jackie.
04:57Mommy,
04:58we are just like
04:59our mother,
05:00we have to take care of one day.
05:01Good, Mommy.
05:02Very good.
05:03What did you say?
05:04What did you say?
05:05Jackson?
05:06Mommy, the girl is taking your daughter.
05:13Jackie.
05:14Huh?
05:15In the film,
05:16you have a disease of kleptomania.
05:17Yes.
05:18You have to kill things.
05:19In the fact,
05:20you travel so much.
05:21In the hotel,
05:22you have to buy a little soap from there.
05:23Like that?
05:25Amisha?
05:26No.
05:32Why did you ask this?
05:33I have.
05:34No.
05:35I have never done it.
05:36In my house,
05:37there are small sisters.
05:38I have done it.
05:39But today,
05:40I have to confess.
05:41One time,
05:42I was in Punjab
05:43and went to a show with a singer.
05:46There,
05:47I saw Adam Kadh Tawliya.
05:49Like that?
05:50I mean,
05:51I mean,
05:52how much my size is,
05:53so much.
05:54I enjoyed it.
05:55Then,
05:56I took the tail and
05:57took it.
05:58Because in my house,
05:59there were small Tawliya.
06:00You didn't have to clean it.
06:01Either take it from here,
06:02or take it from here,
06:03or take it from here.
06:04It didn't happen.
06:05It didn't happen.
06:06It didn't happen.
06:07So, I took it.
06:08I took it.
06:09I took it for 10 minutes,
06:10and I was able to reach it.
06:11It was very fun with Tawliya.
06:13So,
06:14I always do this.
06:16No,
06:17I don't remember the name of the hotel,
06:19but I,
06:20but I didn't feel sorry.
06:21I didn't feel it.
06:22You also had a lot of food.
06:23This girl did very well.
06:26Because everyone does.
06:27Especially,
06:28I mean,
06:29I have seen in my childhood,
06:30when we were shooting with Papa,
06:31in Orlando,
06:32my mom actually did it.
06:33The little moisturizers.
06:35It's natural.
06:38Sorry,
06:39ma'am.
06:40But she would do it.
06:41It's natural.
06:42People do it.
06:43You do it.
06:44John,
06:45you do it.
06:46You do it, right?
06:47Uncle,
06:48you're very happy.
06:49You're very happy.
06:50Uncle.
06:51My mom also does it.
06:53Auntie.
06:54It's okay.
06:55She's gone.
06:56She's gone.
06:57She's gone.
06:58She's gone.
06:59Sorry, sorry.
07:00I'm enjoying it.
07:02But John,
07:03have you done it in the hotel?
07:04Some people like this.
07:06John,
07:07what have you done in the hotel?
07:08John, tell people.
07:09John,
07:10actually,
07:11two small sisters
07:12What's finished?
07:13John,
07:14you've done this,
07:15have you done it?
07:16You've done the same thing.
07:18What's finished?
07:20John,
07:21what's finished?
07:22John,
07:23have you done this?
07:24If you have done it,
07:25your toothpaste is done.
07:26You just put it on the samba.
07:27How do you do it?
07:28What's the benefit of making this body?
07:30No.
07:31What's the benefit of making this body?
07:35If you do it,
07:36it's done.
07:37The paste is done.
07:38The paste is done.
07:39Do you know all my mother's face?
07:41Yes, you know all of my mother's face.
07:43On top of the face.
07:45You see, everyone's face.
07:47I'm folding it and I'm doing it.
07:49I'm doing it.
07:51And then I'm doing it.
07:53But auntie, I want to tell you one thing.
07:55When I'm doing it,
07:57after the face of the face,
07:59the face of the face,
08:01the face of the face,
08:03the face of the face,
08:05the face of the face.
08:07You've said that
08:09I give the best massages.
08:11Varun gives a good massage.
08:13Varun?
08:15Because when I live alone,
08:17Varun...
08:21Varun comes with love
08:23in the orange bed.
08:27I'll give John a massage.
08:29Rohit Dhawan,
08:31the director of the film,
08:33he casted John in this condition.
08:35Look,
08:37the role is also very good.
08:39And in the evening,
08:41Varun will also give you a massage.
08:43Both brothers have cut the cost in production.
08:45But this means,
08:47all the big film stars have been done basically.
08:49Paste, waste and everything.
08:51But I'm happy that I'm not alone in the world.
08:53We're all alone.
08:55For the love of Sri Lanka,
08:57because of the love of Sri Lanka.
09:03This is not from Sri Lanka.
09:05This is a joke.
09:07Where were you born?
09:08Sri Lanka, right?
09:09Bahrain.
09:10Bahrain.
09:11Bahrain.
09:12Where did you do your schooling?
09:14Bahrain and Australia.
09:16Australia?
09:17Who was in Malaysia?
09:19My mother.
09:20Her mother is from Malaysia.
09:21Okay.
09:22What happened from Sri Lanka?
09:24Summer holiday.
09:26Yes.
09:27Your mother is from Sri Lanka.
09:28Yes.
09:29Your mother is from Sri Lanka.
09:30Your mother is from Sri Lanka.
09:31Yes.
09:32Your mother is from Malaysia.
09:33Yes.
09:34Your mother is from Malaysia.
09:36Then she'll love marriage.
09:37Yes.
09:38Yes.
09:39Yes.
09:40She can love marriage with me.
09:41She can arrange marriage with me.
09:42She can wear her like.
09:47Then ask me properly.
09:48We are playing police officers.
09:50Yes.
09:51And your family is just from police.
09:53Yes.
09:54How would a policeman investigate?
09:56Tell me.
09:57Tell me.
09:58What kind of a boy are you want as a husband?
10:00No, no, no.
10:01What are you saying?
10:02How would a cop investigate?
10:04When the police are investigating,
10:06how does he do it?
10:07He's hiding inside.
10:08He's hiding inside.
10:09He's hiding inside.
10:10He's hiding inside.
10:11He's hiding inside.
10:12He's hiding inside.
10:13Yeah, I'm hiding inside.
10:15All in the way.
10:16All in the way.
10:17You know,
10:18how would a bike умest
10:26Yes.
10:27We've heard about it in the news.
10:28We don't know.
10:29I don't know.
10:30No, no.
10:31Where did you get your island?
10:32In Sri Lanka.
10:33In Sri Lanka?
10:34So, where for your island?
10:35For yourself and me?
10:36For yourself and me.
10:37Romantic getaway.
10:39Bhagawan, when it's meherbaan, it's on the other side.
10:42But no. Sabun, sabun not...
10:44Churana.
10:45Churana.
10:46Sabun?
10:47I'm a caretaker.
10:49I'm a caretaker. Seriously.
10:51I'm a very good caretaker.
10:53Actually, security guard.
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