David, a struggling comedy writer fresh off from breaking up with his boyfriend, moves from New York City to Sacramento | dG1fY1c3ZEM3Ql94eGc
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00:01Here's a fun topic.
00:03Cremation.
00:04Oh, we talked about this.
00:06I know we talked about it. I just want to...
00:08I'm not going to be burned up, okay?
00:10How would you like it if somebody set you on fire?
00:12No, thank you.
00:13Well, it's not like they light you, you know.
00:16I don't like camping, and I don't like fires,
00:18and I don't want to be personally lit on fire.
00:20I want to be frozen. Do they have that as an option?
00:24How you doing, Sacramento?
00:26We got our New York City boy in the house.
00:31You're not too good for us now, are you?
00:37I'm glad that you're moving home for a bit.
00:40Your mom's going to need a lot of help.
00:44Don't look at us. We're drug addicts.
00:47I thought you didn't want to try a medical marijuana.
00:50Well, I tried it.
00:56Isn't this dress pretty?
00:57It is, I feel like.
00:58It's too subtle.
01:00You know, your mother was supposed to be born dead,
01:02so she's still very, very lucky.
01:04Oh, Grandpa.
01:05Ask her doctor.
01:06I mean, he's dead, but if he wasn't, you could.
01:09He hung himself.
01:10That's true.
01:13Please go and don't know outside.
01:15I can't stand to see him licking his penis.
01:17Don't know. No, stop it.
01:20Does anybody have any questions
01:22about what's going on with Mom?
01:24When I die, you gotta live your life,
01:27except you can't date anyone for a year,
01:29and you can't date that slut who came to the door today.
01:34I wish we could just travel the whole world real quick
01:37so you could just see everything.
01:39I get to see my whole world at dinner tonight.
01:41All I ever wanted was to be a mother.
01:43And oh, my darling.
01:46I thought when your mom dies,
01:47you get that beautiful revelation about life.
01:50So blue.
01:52And just everything becomes clear.
01:54Because nothing.
01:56It just feels like something that happens to other people.
02:01Oh, but nothing takes the place of you.
02:06Yeah, well, now you're other people's other people.
02:12Remember that wand that I bought on the internet?
02:15I looked it up, and it doesn't cure cancer.
02:18Wow.