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00:00:00I caught you watching me under the light
00:00:23Can I be alive?
00:00:25They say it's easy to leave you behind
00:00:33I don't want to try
00:00:35Come on, take that test
00:00:40Hold courage to your chest
00:00:43Don't want to wait for you
00:00:45Don't want to have to lose
00:00:48All that compromise
00:00:50Don't feel enough to hide
00:00:52Come on now, how old is he?
00:00:5520?
00:00:57He looks about 12
00:00:58Well, he wasn't
00:01:00Do you love me?
00:01:05Oh my god
00:01:06Yes
00:01:08Well, I had to say it first though, didn't I?
00:01:10I said it back very quickly
00:01:12Out of politeness
00:01:13What's your fantasy?
00:01:24What's my fantasy?
00:01:25Fantasy
00:01:26I don't know, I'm just happy to be alive
00:01:29What if I filmed it?
00:01:32No, no, that's too dangerous
00:01:34Come on, I delete it
00:01:35No, what's the
00:01:37Do you want me to dress up as something?
00:01:40Maybe I could tie you to a chair, what about that?
00:01:43Really?
00:01:43Yeah, that's the thing
00:01:45Like a kidnap, it would be like a kidnap
00:01:47And then what?
00:01:49Demand a ransom
00:01:49Call your family and demand a ransom
00:01:51You need to find some way to get over yourself
00:01:55You're going to end up alone
00:01:56I think
00:01:58I think I love you
00:02:01It took a while
00:02:02Because if we believe that the self is an illusion
00:02:05What does that mean?
00:02:07I don't know
00:02:07That we're, you know, it's physics
00:02:09Physics
00:02:09Okay, look
00:02:11What do those words mean?
00:02:12You put words to it
00:02:14I mean, like, I
00:02:16What is that supposed to be?
00:02:18I mean, I?
00:02:19Yeah, yeah, yeah
00:02:20Listen, listen, listen
00:02:20I don't know what the fuck you're on about
00:02:22What I feel is that we are love
00:02:24That's the thing
00:02:26There's no separation
00:02:27I'm you
00:02:28You're me
00:02:29I'm the table
00:02:30Do you love the table?
00:02:32Do you love me more than the table all the same?
00:02:35It's all
00:02:35I don't know what I'm trying to say
00:02:39Yeah, how about you just go fuck the table?
00:02:43What's wrong with it?
00:02:48Nothing
00:02:48It's not too funny
00:02:52I don't think so
00:02:54It would have been sane if we made it black and white
00:03:00Where's he going?
00:03:11Maybe we should just, um
00:03:13Or what if
00:03:14I don't know
00:03:17Ben, it's really good
00:03:18We shouldn't
00:03:20We should just keep one of the scenes with the monk
00:03:23Ben
00:03:27It's just one
00:03:28I feel like I've made something about a couple who don't get on
00:03:31It's about a man who's so defended that he's incapable of love
00:03:33Isn't it?
00:03:36Is that again?
00:03:37Oh
00:03:38Look, what about if we just looked at the first monk's scene?
00:03:41We're picture locked
00:03:42Why do we need a monk?
00:03:43Because I don't know who I am if this isn't good
00:03:45I don't get stumped as good
00:03:48I just want someone to say you've done a good thing
00:03:50Now you can rest
00:03:50Just rest
00:03:52Okay
00:03:54Why don't you come and sit down for a minute
00:03:57Come on
00:03:59Maybe it could be a farmer
00:04:01Maybe
00:04:02How does this compare to...
00:04:05Don't do that
00:04:06Look
00:04:10Some people will quite like it
00:04:12And other people won't be that into it
00:04:14Why?
00:04:14Who?
00:04:15And then
00:04:16Quite soon enough
00:04:17All of those people
00:04:18Each and every one of them will die
00:04:19Don't they?
00:04:22All they?
00:04:24We're all going to die
00:04:25We're all going to die
00:04:28We're all going to die
00:04:31That better
00:04:40We're all going to die
00:05:10We're all right, aren't we?
00:05:31Everything is dominated by oneself
00:05:33What if I'm not loved?
00:05:38Then what?
00:05:40To be awakened
00:05:43To be free
00:05:44Is to see
00:05:47There is no self
00:05:49Can we sit in meditation
00:05:53Find out
00:05:56Who we really are
00:06:00We're all going to die
00:06:06Oh, my God.
00:06:36Out of my White House.
00:06:40CJ, show these people out.
00:06:50Well, what do you suggest?
00:06:59Hello?
00:06:59Hi.
00:07:00Yes, come on, I'm Billy.
00:07:01Yeah, come on.
00:07:06I'm so late.
00:07:10No, no, no, you're not late.
00:07:27Come on in, how are you?
00:07:27I had to get the tube, which was...
00:07:30Well, thanks for coming to me, it's good.
00:07:32It's worth your time.
00:07:34I am late, aren't I?
00:07:35No, no, I just had a bit of an emergency with a cat.
00:07:38Yeah, I thought something smelled a bit odd.
00:07:40Oh, God, really?
00:07:40No, it's fine, it's not overwhelming.
00:07:43Is it a big cat?
00:07:46Try one with a smile.
00:07:50Just try one, and then you've got the choice.
00:07:53Can you just pull that bit of hair down?
00:07:56I don't know, no, I don't really...
00:07:58Okay, all right, okay, that does.
00:08:00That's it.
00:08:02Here, like this?
00:08:02No, what you just did.
00:08:03Okay.
00:08:05But, like, that expression.
00:08:07Like, laugh.
00:08:08Laugh.
00:08:09Yeah.
00:08:09Yeah, sort of nose up a bit.
00:08:12That's it in the sort of window.
00:08:14Can you, like...
00:08:16Your nostrils look quite big?
00:08:20I'm not flaring them.
00:08:22The other hand was good.
00:08:23Hold that, hold that.
00:08:23Other hand, other hand, other hand.
00:08:25And the other one down, on your knee.
00:08:28Yeah.
00:08:28That's really good.
00:08:31That's really good.
00:08:33Uh, yeah.
00:08:37Um.
00:08:39Should we talk about the film?
00:08:40Just to...
00:08:40Yeah, please.
00:08:41Yeah, and then maybe that'll...
00:08:43Cool.
00:08:44I really just need, like, two lines
00:08:46from the top of the press release.
00:08:48Should we say...
00:08:50It's about an...
00:08:52I don't want to say an abusive relationship.
00:08:54Um...
00:08:55Mm-hmm.
00:08:55Should we say...
00:08:56Difficult?
00:08:57Well, I don't know.
00:08:58I think maybe we should focus more
00:08:59on the loss of self-esteem
00:09:00that comes from being, you know...
00:09:02Loss of...
00:09:03Loss of self-esteem.
00:09:03Self-esteem, yeah.
00:09:04Loss of...
00:09:05Loss of self-esteem.
00:09:06Um.
00:09:07Should we try and get some
00:09:08with the award in the show?
00:09:09Yes.
00:09:10Yes.
00:09:10What, really?
00:09:11Yeah.
00:09:12With the...
00:09:12I didn't...
00:09:13No, I mean, I wouldn't want it to be, like,
00:09:14it was this thing I won seven years ago.
00:09:16Can't we open a window?
00:09:19It's been quite a while
00:09:20since, um...
00:09:22I have PK Mal, which I loved, by the way,
00:09:24as you know.
00:09:24Okay.
00:09:26I guess people will want to know why.
00:09:28Yeah.
00:09:29Well, I think it just took me a while
00:09:31to come up with something I wasn't...
00:09:32I don't know.
00:09:33I think when people say
00:09:34that they like what you've done,
00:09:35it's best to just stop doing it
00:09:36so they could start hating you.
00:09:37Ideally, I'd have just made that film and died.
00:09:42That's not a good answer.
00:09:45Should we just say you're a perfectionist?
00:09:47Mm...
00:09:48Oh.
00:09:49God.
00:09:49Do you know what?
00:09:50I'm going to have to get this.
00:09:51I'm really sorry.
00:09:52Martha, I'm in the cab right now.
00:09:55Yeah.
00:09:56Sorry, he took longer than I thought.
00:09:59Er, no, he was yesterday.
00:10:02He lives alone.
00:10:05Small?
00:10:07Okay.
00:10:07Yeah.
00:10:08All right, love you, bye.
00:10:11Do you know Martha Franklin?
00:10:13No.
00:10:14I don't really know anyone.
00:10:15She's having a thing on Friday
00:10:16to launch her new chairs.
00:10:17You should come.
00:10:18I'll put your name down.
00:10:18Oh, no, I'm okay.
00:10:19I don't really like going anywhere.
00:10:21I haven't been before.
00:10:22Do you have any wine?
00:10:24I did do a little bit of wine.
00:10:25I don't really drink.
00:10:28What?
00:10:29Sorry.
00:10:29Um, I don't know.
00:10:30Would you...
00:10:31What about...
00:10:31Do you want some cocaine?
00:10:32Oh, my God, do you have some?
00:10:33Oh, no, no, no, sorry.
00:10:34I'm joking.
00:10:34I've got coconut water.
00:10:38It's a chair party.
00:10:40It's the launch of a chair.
00:10:41I don't know.
00:10:43I don't know.
00:10:43I don't know.
00:10:43I don't know.
00:10:43I don't know.
00:10:44I don't know.
00:10:44I don't know.
00:10:44I don't know.
00:10:45You're not really sure if it's up here.
00:10:52Oh, what are you doing?
00:10:53So frigid.
00:10:54It's all right.
00:10:54Stop it.
00:10:55You're not allowed to touch me.
00:10:56I must touch you.
00:10:57No, please do not touch me.
00:11:01Oh.
00:11:03Um, you go in.
00:11:06Are there?
00:11:06No.
00:11:07What?
00:11:08No.
00:11:08It's a children's party.
00:11:09Benjamin, you came.
00:11:11Oh, yeah, of course you came.
00:11:13We're the past.
00:11:14We're not the past.
00:11:17Hi, I'm Billy.
00:11:18Stephen.
00:11:19Stephen's a comedian.
00:11:20Really?
00:11:21I'm not funny.
00:11:22Okay, great.
00:11:22So it was all quite arty and young, isn't it?
00:11:24We've all got such great skill.
00:11:25I don't think there's going to be a problem.
00:11:27Oh, my days.
00:11:29Benji.
00:11:30Harry, what a yes.
00:11:33Oh, mate.
00:11:34How do you two know each other?
00:11:35Oh, my God, you did a film together.
00:11:37Hey, man, what's up?
00:11:37Hey, I like your clothes.
00:11:40Yeah, thank you.
00:11:41You know I invented Harry, right?
00:11:43What are you doing?
00:11:44What are you doing?
00:11:46Oh.
00:11:47Harry's not someone who likes to define things.
00:11:50He'll be specific about words that mean things.
00:11:52Yeah.
00:11:53You know, it's just good to have someone you can call in the middle of the day and go,
00:11:56there's some table tennis tables in my local park and there's a sports direct nearby.
00:12:00Why don't we just get some bats and balls and play table tennis?
00:12:02Oh, thanks.
00:12:06Is it a drink?
00:12:08Oh, no, of course not.
00:12:09What about you?
00:12:09Beer, wine?
00:12:10I'm trying not to drink in the week.
00:12:11Why?
00:12:12A vodka coat.
00:12:13There you go.
00:12:14I really like that it's not something you'd want to sit on.
00:12:17Oh, thank you.
00:12:18There's nothing I can get you.
00:12:20Do I have water?
00:12:21Is there a couch?
00:12:22Really?
00:12:23Cool.
00:12:24Oh, gosh.
00:12:25I just think big units.
00:12:27Try to be cool.
00:12:28Sorry.
00:12:29Is he okay?
00:12:30Yeah, it's a cop.
00:12:31I'm fine.
00:12:35What is it?
00:12:36What's happening?
00:12:37Oh.
00:12:39Why be so shy?
00:12:42Coming soon in the park.
00:12:44He's a singer, boss.
00:12:45Good point.
00:12:48He's not saying anything to make him want to be with me.
00:12:50I'm very lonely.
00:12:51I'll definitely say that to him.
00:12:53Maybe lose the coat.
00:12:54It's really good to see you, meet you, Henry.
00:12:58Stephen.
00:12:59Stephen, I knew that with a B.
00:13:00The H.
00:13:01Good for you.
00:13:02And I don't want to go if you don't come.
00:13:06I don't want to leave you here with him.
00:13:09Don't make me go.
00:13:12Don't make me go.
00:13:16But you're braver than you think you are.
00:13:21I can meet the monster once a week.
00:13:29Just you and me.
00:13:30Can we, can we still die somewhere?
00:13:34Yeah.
00:13:34Oh, well, Dizzy, do we think?
00:13:47I don't think we should dwell on it.
00:13:49Okay.
00:13:51He's very good looking.
00:13:52Oh, God, he's ridiculous.
00:13:54He should never have left the flood.
00:13:55Look, here it is again.
00:13:58The thin boy on stage.
00:14:01You just like people who are well lit and weak, don't you?
00:14:10Maybe I should wait until the film's written for some sort of success again.
00:14:13Well, maybe you should talk to him before, just in case.
00:14:16That film's all I've got.
00:14:17Just go and speak to him.
00:14:19Won't he laugh at me?
00:14:21No.
00:14:23Okay, come on.
00:14:26Right, you stand it.
00:14:27You go, I'll hold the fort.
00:14:28Fort you, Holden.
00:14:29I'll be your toy.
00:14:34I'm not the boy you think you want in your life.
00:14:38I can be yours.
00:14:41I can be anything at all.
00:15:05I think he looked at me.
00:15:07Sure it was in the middle of this team?
00:15:08Sure, it's okay.
00:15:08Shush, shush.
00:15:09Um, he's just a person in the room.
00:15:11What's your name?
00:15:12Noah.
00:15:13You okay?
00:15:13Yeah, I'll just sound if I have my breath.
00:15:15Found it?
00:15:15Yeah.
00:15:16So, this is the award-winning Benjamin Oliver.
00:15:19This is the shockingly brilliant Noah.
00:15:21Oh, Noah.
00:15:21Like, Noah.
00:15:22Hi, I'm Benjamin.
00:15:23Hi, nice to meet you.
00:15:24Great gig, man.
00:15:25Mm, you're really good at singing.
00:15:27Congratulations.
00:15:28Thanks.
00:15:28We're kind of a mess, but...
00:15:30No, you were very clean, very tight, very solid.
00:15:34And you're French too.
00:15:35That's exciting, isn't it?
00:15:36Yeah, I suppose so.
00:15:37I'm a big fan of Les Mis.
00:15:39Oh.
00:15:41Noah's studying music at Guildhall.
00:15:43Oh, really?
00:15:44Wow, that's the good one, isn't it?
00:15:46Have you had any drugs yet?
00:15:48You should come to a screening with me of Benjamin's film.
00:15:52Oh, yes, I've made a film.
00:15:53I'm a film person.
00:15:54What's it about?
00:15:55My inability to love.
00:15:57But I'm fine now.
00:15:58And we're writing a musical about depression.
00:16:01Are you hungry?
00:16:02We should eat, maybe, rather than standing and talking.
00:16:04Better be sitting and eating, right?
00:16:05I know a vegetarian place.
00:16:06Oh, I'm vegan.
00:16:07Me too.
00:16:08Would you get married?
00:16:10Or if we could just eat some vegan things?
00:16:12They have veg dumplings.
00:16:13Well, we should get dumplings, then.
00:16:15You like dumplings, don't you?
00:16:16Yeah, yeah.
00:16:16Dumplings?
00:16:17I can't eat dumplings.
00:16:18Okay, I see the band will come.
00:16:19Oh, the band, now we're alive.
00:16:21Yeah.
00:16:21Okay, find the other front.
00:16:22Yes, great news.
00:16:23Dumplings.
00:16:27Oh, that was horrific.
00:16:29Oh, which bus?
00:16:31Put your number in that.
00:16:32Okay.
00:16:33You did it.
00:16:55Just kept saying the word dumplings.
00:16:56Well, that's how you get dumplings.
00:17:00Sorry, it's my laugh.
00:17:01Nothing can be done.
00:17:03You should probably talk to him at some point.
00:17:18I think we're fine.
00:17:18He asked me about the asparagus.
00:17:21Maybe he's just trying to make friends.
00:17:22Maybe he just wants to know more about asparagus.
00:17:24I'm going to go to the toilet, and then on the way back, say hello, and then I'm going to
00:17:32ask him to move in with me.
00:17:34Hey.
00:17:34Oh, hello.
00:17:36Sorry, I was getting bothered at the table.
00:17:37Yeah, it must be terrible down there.
00:17:39Yeah.
00:17:40So, see how this side's on there.
00:17:44Stephen and I, we were just talking about the lights.
00:17:47Actually, I'm going to head off.
00:17:49Where are you going?
00:17:50It's okay.
00:17:50I'm just tired.
00:17:51I'll get the next one.
00:17:53I look after him.
00:17:54Noah's looking after me.
00:17:56Make sure he does a wee wee before bed.
00:17:58What do you think is going to happen, Stephen?
00:17:59We're just eating dumplings.
00:18:00We're just eating dumplings, please.
00:18:01Okay.
00:18:02Bye.
00:18:03Bye.
00:18:06So.
00:18:10Why are you laughing?
00:18:11Oh, your parents are so sweet.
00:18:13Yeah, they're cool.
00:18:14Yeah.
00:18:15They liked you.
00:18:16Really?
00:18:17Yeah.
00:18:17Oh, that's very good.
00:18:21All right, well, I guess we'd better both go to our respective homes and sleep, right?
00:18:25Yeah.
00:18:27And how do I see your film?
00:18:30Oh, yes, yeah, I can sort that out.
00:18:32I know the people.
00:18:33It's in two weeks.
00:18:34Are you free?
00:18:35Hopefully, you'll be free.
00:18:37Should I give you my number?
00:18:40Yeah, sure.
00:18:41Yeah.
00:18:43Okay.
00:18:43Should I say it out loud or type it in?
00:18:47No, I don't know.
00:18:48Yeah, just...
00:18:48Oh, okay.
00:18:49Yeah.
00:18:51All right.
00:18:53I think I'll say it.
00:18:54Is that it?
00:18:55Yeah.
00:18:56Great.
00:18:56Perfect.
00:18:57Okay.
00:18:57Oh, and a great second, by the way, I was the mayor's race.
00:19:09Be careful.
00:19:10Oh, yeah.
00:19:11Sorry.
00:19:12Okay.
00:19:36Oh, yeah.
00:19:37Oh, yeah.
00:19:37Oh, yeah.
00:19:38Mrs. Meal, ready?
00:19:46Uh, yes, um, yeah, I just need to figure out how to do that.
00:19:51Where do you live?
00:19:53Or do you want to come back to me?
00:19:54I'm just getting off the bus.
00:19:58Oh, do you play?
00:19:59No, no, very badly.
00:20:01I can juggle.
00:20:06Oh, you have a cat.
00:20:07Yes.
00:20:08Here.
00:20:08Have a cat.
00:20:09Do you want something to drink?
00:20:11I don't really have anything.
00:20:11Do you want some water?
00:20:13Yeah, yeah, sure.
00:20:19What is a person?
00:20:21Oh, my God.
00:20:22Is that not hot enough?
00:20:23I haven't read that.
00:20:24I just thought it was a good question.
00:20:26Who are we?
00:20:27You know, who are we?
00:20:28Yeah.
00:20:30Do you want to see a bit of the film?
00:20:34Uh, yeah.
00:20:36You can tell me if you think it's any good.
00:20:37Okay.
00:20:44It's your fantasy.
00:20:48Okay.
00:20:48All right, then.
00:20:49Right.
00:20:49That's all you're going to do to me.
00:20:52Oh, boy.
00:20:53I mean, I'm going to upset you.
00:20:56How?
00:20:57With me.
00:20:59You can't talk.
00:21:00You're not allowed to talk.
00:21:02Maybe I should gag you.
00:21:04Do I have a gag?
00:21:04What happens if I talk?
00:21:06I don't know.
00:21:08Oh, my God.
00:21:10What?
00:21:11Sorry.
00:21:12Come on.
00:21:13I don't know who I'm supposed to be.
00:21:15Hey, well, try a different voice.
00:21:18Well, what voice should I do?
00:21:20Scottish.
00:21:25Here we are, then.
00:21:27Okay.
00:21:28Maybe not an old woman, but...
00:21:30Here we are.
00:21:32Stop saying here we are.
00:21:33We know where we are.
00:21:34Would it be better if I tied you up?
00:21:36No, no.
00:21:37I'm going to go and I'm going to come back.
00:21:40Okay.
00:21:43Hello.
00:21:50So, what do you think?
00:21:51Funny?
00:21:52Sexy?
00:21:53Both, both.
00:21:56You look kind of effing.
00:21:58Really?
00:22:00Yeah.
00:22:00Do you like elves?
00:22:02Maybe we should kiss.
00:22:03Is that a good idea at this stage in our lives?
00:22:06Are you okay?
00:22:07Sorry, I'm a child of divorce.
00:22:09Me too.
00:22:09I'm vegan.
00:22:10This is a dream.
00:22:13Do you want to talk about the divorce?
00:22:16I was 13.
00:22:17I was five.
00:22:18You know, it wasn't your fault.
00:22:21What do you want, mate?
00:22:23Stop talking.
00:22:25Okay, keep talking.
00:22:27No.
00:22:28No.
00:22:36Who I want you to do?
00:22:38Let's do it.
00:23:01Bye.
00:23:01I'm really sorry, my mum's coming over, so it's probably best if I'm not here, but it was so good to meet you.
00:23:20Sure, sure. Maybe it's time I met your mother. I'll be quicker.
00:23:26Cool. What do you think about, um, maybe we should... Would you like to get some dinner sometime?
00:23:39What do you mean? Would you like to have dinner with me?
00:23:43Oh, my God, I'm sort of seeing someone at the moment.
00:23:47Oh, right. The actor?
00:23:49Um, yeah.
00:23:51Why would the little shit touch me back?
00:23:55I'm sure we will.
00:23:58Uh, cool, okay. Um...
00:24:02I love you.
00:24:06Don't. Oh, that's a joke.
00:24:08Yeah, I got it. Yeah.
00:24:11Uh...
00:24:13Shall we maybe not tell Benjamin about this, just cos it's...
00:24:16Oh, yeah, sure.
00:24:18It's probably not a good idea, is it?
00:24:19Yeah, good idea.
00:24:21Yeah. Um, well, I'll miss you.
00:24:24Is that another one?
00:24:25Yeah.
00:24:26Cool. Um, see ya.
00:24:29Hey.
00:24:30Hi.
00:24:31Sorry, I was just staring at ya.
00:24:33I'm Benjamin.
00:24:54Hi.
00:24:55Sorry, I was just staring at ya.
00:24:58I'm Benjamin.
00:25:00I'm Benjamin.
00:25:02Hi Benjamin, I'm Noah.
00:25:07What about all that sex, huh?
00:25:30What was that?
00:25:56I don't know.
00:26:00I like your place. It's pretty cool.
00:26:04Is it?
00:26:06You can take anything you want.
00:26:08You want a piano? Have a piano.
00:26:12Okay, this is a good porridge.
00:26:14We're all gonna have a lovely time.
00:26:16What's your type?
00:26:18Or what do you usually go for?
00:26:20I always end up with geeks like you.
00:26:22Oh, good.
00:26:26Shit.
00:26:30What happened?
00:26:32There was a manager at the party.
00:26:34Just said he doesn't want to manage us.
00:26:36Oh.
00:26:38Who is this guy?
00:26:40It's quite a big deal.
00:26:42Well, I don't know if it's helpful, but external validation isn't everything.
00:26:48What's important is that you know that you're great.
00:26:52Yeah, that isn't helpful.
00:26:54Okay.
00:26:56I think you'll get another manager.
00:26:58I just don't want to go home yet.
00:27:00Well, you won't. You mustn't.
00:27:04Okay, listen.
00:27:06Oh, no. What?
00:27:08You don't have to eat the porridge.
00:27:10No, no.
00:27:12Is it weird if we carry on hanging out?
00:27:16If you have stuff to do?
00:27:18No, I've got nothing.
00:27:20Yeah, go on.
00:27:22What should we do with our lives?
00:27:24We could get some mushrooms.
00:27:26Magic mushrooms?
00:27:28Or just mushrooms?
00:27:30Magic mushrooms?
00:27:32Yeah, that sounds fun.
00:27:34Let's get some of those mushrooms.
00:27:36Yeah?
00:27:37Mm-hmm.
00:27:38Cool. So, we eat the porridge?
00:27:39Oh, fuck the porridge.
00:27:41No, no. We'll eat the porridge.
00:27:43Okay.
00:27:49Did you hear that?
00:27:51Oh, shit.
00:27:57That's steak.
00:27:58Oh, my God.
00:28:00The continental breakfast thing.
00:28:03Mm-hmm.
00:28:04I don't understand what that means.
00:28:06What does that mean?
00:28:08What are they trying to suggest?
00:28:12Oh, my God.
00:28:13Where's she going?
00:28:14Where's she going?
00:28:16I'm gonna have to touch her.
00:28:18Is that okay?
00:28:20Yeah.
00:28:28Are you thirsty?
00:28:29Yes.
00:28:30We will get water.
00:28:31How will we do this?
00:28:32When we do this, we will be hungry.
00:28:33What's the matter?
00:28:34So come on.
00:28:38Okay.
00:28:39Bye-bye.
00:28:40Bye-bye.
00:28:41Bye-bye.
00:28:42Bye-bye.
00:28:43Bye-bye.
00:28:45Bye-bye.
00:28:46Bye-bye.
00:28:47Bye-bye.
00:28:49Bye-bye.
00:28:50Bye-bye.
00:28:52Have you been drinking?
00:28:55Bye.
00:28:56Bye-bye.
00:28:57Bye-bye.
00:28:58Bye-bye.
00:29:00Bye-bye.
00:29:01So, you want those ones?
00:29:09Yes.
00:29:19That's £1.20.
00:29:20Oh, that sounds reasonable.
00:29:22£1, aren't I?
00:29:26Hey, all right, money for the water.
00:29:29Money for the water.
00:29:32Oh, my God.
00:29:33We can't go in shops.
00:29:36They were quite funny, weren't they?
00:29:38Used to be really funny.
00:29:39Then I lived to someone who didn't laugh and got a bit rusty.
00:29:42Why did you live with someone who didn't laugh?
00:29:45I don't know.
00:29:46Thought it was better than dying alone.
00:29:52Isn't it weird?
00:29:56Isn't it strange?
00:29:58You know we're just strangers
00:30:03On this railway train
00:30:06And we were trying to find
00:30:09A place in the sun
00:30:13We've lived in this room
00:30:15Oh, hi!
00:30:16How are you?
00:30:17Yeah, I'm okay, thanks.
00:30:18Yeah, yeah.
00:30:19Excited about the film?
00:30:20Why are you being weird?
00:30:21What?
00:30:22You didn't tell Ben, did you?
00:30:23No, don't worry.
00:30:24Because you know nothing's gonna happen, right?
00:30:25I was just coming out the toilet.
00:30:26Okay, well it was good to see you.
00:30:27Okay.
00:30:28Now you're being weird.
00:30:29Surely you can see that.
00:30:30I haven't done anything.
00:30:31Can we start again?
00:30:32I like your outfit.
00:30:33You're being really creepy.
00:30:34I'm gonna go because I don't...
00:30:35Okay, you're so serious.
00:30:36God, I was just saying.
00:30:37I don't know what you want me to...
00:30:38Martha!
00:30:39Yeah, I'm in the cab now.
00:30:40Sorry.
00:30:41Sorry.
00:30:42Oh, sorry.
00:30:43You're being weird.
00:30:44I'm not gonna go.
00:30:45You're being weird.
00:30:46What?
00:30:47You didn't tell Ben, did you?
00:30:48No, don't worry.
00:30:49I'm not gonna...
00:30:50Cause you know nothing's gonna happen, right?
00:30:51I was just coming out the toilet.
00:30:52Okay, well it was good to see you.
00:30:53Okay.
00:30:54Now you're being weird.
00:30:55Surely you can see that.
00:30:56What?
00:30:57I haven't done anything.
00:30:58Can we start again?
00:30:59I like your outfit.
00:31:00You're being really creepy.
00:31:01I'm gonna go because I don't...
00:31:02Okay, so serious.
00:31:03God, I was just saying.
00:31:04I don't know what you want me to...
00:31:05Martha!
00:31:06Yeah, I'm in the cab now.
00:31:07I'm in the cab.
00:31:08I'm in the cab.
00:31:09I'm in the cab.
00:31:10I'm in the cab.
00:31:11I'm in the cab.
00:31:12I'm in the cab.
00:31:27What are you doing?
00:31:28Just have to meditate.
00:31:30Okay, come on now.
00:31:31Time to be someone who can host a screening like a big boy.
00:31:34Ben, everyone is sat.
00:31:36You need to introduce the film now.
00:31:37Come on.
00:31:38I don't think we should have put the mock scenes back in.
00:31:40I bet you.
00:31:41I think that...
00:31:42I don't give it something, but they do, don't they?
00:31:44Don't they?
00:31:45Well, it's about to be screened now, so we'll find out.
00:31:49And tonight's film is the second film from Benjamin Oliver,
00:31:53starring Benjamin Oliver himself alongside Harry Burridge.
00:31:57Here to introduce the film, please welcome Benjamin Oliver, Tessa Houston, and Harry Burridge.
00:32:04Hello.
00:32:06Thank you all for coming.
00:32:07So yes, this is the first time I've shown this to anyone, so that's exciting, right?
00:32:19Hopefully you'll all like it so I can continue doing this sort of thing.
00:32:26Well, maybe we should just watch it.
00:32:29We should just watch the film and then you can all write some wonderful reviews.
00:32:33I think it's all going to be fine.
00:32:35Should we...
00:32:36Should we bring the lights down?
00:32:37Does somebody else just want to talk?
00:32:38No, we should just bring the lights down and we should watch it.
00:32:43Oh, and have fun, everyone.
00:32:46Yeah.
00:32:47Good luck.
00:32:55What is it that you want?
00:32:57To be free from problems, yes?
00:33:03But only when you want nothing will you have what you want.
00:33:10Who is it?
00:33:12Who wants?
00:33:17Who are you?
00:33:21Who?
00:33:25Who?
00:33:33Who is it?
00:33:54Who is it?
00:33:56Who is it?
00:33:58Shit.
00:33:59Shit.
00:34:27Hey.
00:34:29I lost you.
00:34:30Are you okay?
00:34:31Yeah, I'm fine.
00:34:32How are they?
00:34:33How are they taking it?
00:34:34Are they happy?
00:34:35Yeah, I think so.
00:34:35Yeah.
00:34:36Listen, it was really good, really interesting.
00:34:39Oh, God.
00:34:39Did you hit it?
00:34:41No.
00:34:41Is the relationship over?
00:34:42What?
00:34:43No, okay.
00:34:44Listen, maybe, maybe it's better for me to go so you can...
00:34:47No, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:48It's very important that you come back with me tonight, okay?
00:34:50Come on.
00:34:56Hey.
00:34:57Hey, bravo, bravo.
00:34:59Thanks.
00:35:01It was terrible.
00:35:02That was good.
00:35:03It was good.
00:35:04I just had a couple talk about your shot composition.
00:35:07It was funny.
00:35:08And here, what about the monk?
00:35:11See, I didn't...
00:35:12I wasn't...
00:35:13Okay, yeah.
00:35:13I think I'm gonna go home and try and cry.
00:35:16Yeah.
00:35:16Erm, are you gonna be okay here?
00:35:18Yeah, yeah.
00:35:19Maybe you can go and say hi to Billy.
00:35:20Er, nah, nah, you go, I'm fine.
00:35:23Okay, just tell me.
00:35:24Was it really bad?
00:35:26It's...
00:35:27Are you just saying no?
00:35:29No.
00:35:31Hello, hugely talented, multi-skilled wonder man.
00:35:34Oh boy, really?
00:35:36Please.
00:35:37I mean, who has a monk?
00:35:38You're so clever.
00:35:39I'm gonna get a drink.
00:35:40Okay.
00:35:41Hello, beautiful Noah.
00:35:42Hey.
00:35:42So your boyfriend's a bloody genius?
00:35:45Oh, yeah.
00:35:48What's up, maestro?
00:35:50This film.
00:35:52Benjamin.
00:35:54Harry.
00:35:56It's genuinely obscene.
00:35:59Seriously, thank you.
00:36:02Everyone here thinks what you've done is profound.
00:36:03What? No, who? Which?
00:36:05I cried.
00:36:06You only watched the first half.
00:36:07And I can't wait to see what happens next.
00:36:12Sorry, Martha was having a crisis.
00:36:13Oh, yeah, Martha with the chairs.
00:36:15Hmm.
00:36:15Is there somewhere we can sit?
00:36:17What the fuck, man?
00:36:18What was that?
00:36:20Sorry, that was meant to be a play for, um,
00:36:23you know, in a knee behind the knee.
00:36:24Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:36:24But you don't know me to kick me.
00:36:26This is Stephen.
00:36:26He's very playful.
00:36:27Can I kick you now?
00:36:28Oh, Jesus.
00:36:29This is Noah.
00:36:30He's also a delight.
00:36:32Is that your real nose?
00:36:33Is it your real nose?
00:36:33We have to go.
00:36:35Yeah.
00:36:36I think I'm gonna go to...
00:36:37Oh, no, no, can you just stay?
00:36:38I'll come with you.
00:36:38I don't want to sleep with you again, by the way.
00:36:40That was not what I was trying.
00:36:40Oh, my God.
00:36:42Shut up.
00:36:43Just shut up.
00:36:44What happened?
00:36:44Nothing.
00:36:45Doesn't count.
00:36:46Can we go?
00:36:46What do you mean it doesn't count?
00:36:47We were going in for a minute.
00:36:50What does that mean?
00:36:52For God's sake, it wasn't a continuous in-out.
00:36:54It's just an in and an exit.
00:36:56Well, hang on.
00:36:57Okay, bye.
00:36:59It was normal.
00:37:00Actually, it was normal sex.
00:37:01We didn't need to know what?
00:37:01She seduced me.
00:37:02I was going home.
00:37:04Excuse me?
00:37:05How old are you?
00:37:06How old are you?
00:37:06You're a fucking psychopath.
00:37:08Okay, okay.
00:37:09What do you want from me?
00:37:10Do you want me to dance, huh?
00:37:11You want me to dance?
00:37:12Do you want me to be sexy?
00:37:13Put a smile on your face, a little dance.
00:37:16Make it sexy.
00:37:16David, David, what are you doing?
00:37:19I don't know.
00:37:19You okay?
00:37:20Yeah.
00:37:23Just give me a minute.
00:37:24That was a very good dance.
00:37:25Thanks.
00:37:25Okay.
00:37:45Hey.
00:37:46Sorry it was crazy down there.
00:37:48Yeah, it was nice.
00:37:49Are you okay?
00:37:50Yeah, yeah.
00:37:50I just wanted to say goodbye.
00:37:53Goodbye?
00:37:54What do you want to say?
00:37:55What?
00:37:56Goodbye?
00:37:56That's ridiculous.
00:37:58I have things to do tomorrow, so.
00:38:01Yeah, I got things to do tomorrow.
00:38:02I got things to do.
00:38:04What?
00:38:05What is it?
00:38:06No, nothing.
00:38:07No, go on.
00:38:08It's okay.
00:38:09What is that?
00:38:10Or what is it?
00:38:11No, just like...
00:38:11Maybe I'm not ready for, like, a relationship, you know?
00:38:23Right, yeah.
00:38:24Sorry.
00:38:29But congratulations on making the film.
00:38:31It's amazing, really.
00:38:33Is it?
00:38:33Yeah, yeah.
00:38:35Cool.
00:38:36You have to go.
00:38:37You have to get to bed.
00:38:38Yeah.
00:38:38And sleep.
00:38:40Okay.
00:38:45Okay.
00:38:47Bye.
00:38:47Bye.
00:39:10Bye.
00:39:11Bye.
00:39:12Bye.
00:39:12one hand is this sort of nice interesting lovely kind of romantic comedy about him and his non
00:39:19relationship with his character Atticus played by that guy Harry Burridge who's in the new Keira
00:39:22Knightley film Sibling but then the other half of the movie as implied by the title No Self
00:39:26is about the Buddhist idea of the self being a projection and illusion to somehow protect you
00:39:32from falling in love and the way this keeps being represented is a pretentious monk from a film
00:39:36about this Buddhist idea where he has absolutely no place being in this film at all and you think
00:39:41why didn't some producer just go enough with the monk just do the thing that you did before that
00:39:46you can do less monk we've had maximum monk the reason I'm getting slightly exasperated is because
00:39:52I'm sort of disappointed because you know you see somebody there's like an emergent talent you think
00:39:55god they're going to do really good work and then they don't and you're like you're not angry you're
00:39:58just disappointed and you're a bit like he's let you down he has let me down he's let himself down
00:40:03and the whole thing is everybody down I'm sorry it's not funny actually it's not funny
00:40:11you
00:40:28you
00:41:30Oh, how's it looking?
00:41:31Oh, so good.
00:41:33Tell me, what have you been up to?
00:41:35Oh, it's fantastic having a proper project.
00:41:38Lucy?
00:41:40Uh, did you get a lunch or a snack?
00:41:42Lucy, we need to start shooting or we'll lose the children.
00:41:45Sorry, sorry, I'm listening.
00:41:46Uh, no, I was just thinking, um, I'm not sure exactly what I want to do next,
00:41:50and I just thought if you had anything coming up that needed a director or anything,
00:41:53then I'm really up for doing something that hasn't come directly out of my own pain.
00:41:58What is all this pain that you're in, Ben?
00:42:00I mean, are you really in pain?
00:42:01Um...
00:42:02Oh, Danny.
00:42:03Oh, sorry, am I in your seat?
00:42:05Yeah.
00:42:05Sorry.
00:42:06That's all right.
00:42:06That's okay.
00:42:07No, I'm leaving anyway, so...
00:42:08Oh, no.
00:42:09Oh, so sorry.
00:42:10It's just a packed day.
00:42:12Yes.
00:42:13Um, do you know, this is all looking so good.
00:42:16Congratulations.
00:42:17Oh, thanks.
00:42:17So good.
00:42:18Oh, you're the competition winner.
00:42:20No.
00:42:21No, no, I'm no one.
00:42:23Do you know how time it is?
00:42:24Oh, I'm so sorry.
00:42:25We haven't been able to speak properly.
00:42:26Oh, it's okay.
00:42:27Sure, um, we'll catch up whenever you're done with all this.
00:42:29I'd love that.
00:42:30I'd love that.
00:42:32Lovely to see you.
00:42:33Yes.
00:42:33Okay.
00:42:34You know where you're going?
00:42:36Um, yeah.
00:42:37Okay, bye.
00:42:38All right.
00:42:39Bye-bye.
00:42:40Oh, sorry.
00:42:41I forgot my bag.
00:42:42Turnover.
00:42:43Right.
00:42:43Oh, yeah.
00:42:44My name is Harry.
00:43:13Burrage. I'm an actor. My favorite film from childhood. I would probably say The Parent Trap.
00:43:30Like my only idea was like if there was say there's like a part or a character or something
00:43:34that you've never got the chance to play and you'd love to play it or like if there was a role that
00:43:38you've never been offered then I could probably write that for you. Oh tell Ben about your big
00:43:44nude scene. It's Harry's cinematic debut. Oh apart from your film. But does that count? I mean this
00:43:50is being released. I think it counts but um so what you're a bit naked uh with the penis? Yeah. How do
00:43:57you I mean is that okay because it's the character's penis? Ben I don't know if I should say this it
00:44:03may be like insulting to your craft. Oh please um this is a safe space. I'd really love us to write
00:44:09something together. Really? Yeah. I've been reading like so many standard mainstream
00:44:16bullshit scripts and I love the way you don't chase success you know. Yeah. And it would be so like
00:44:22so fucking cool to create something with you that's like totally original but like not an easy watch.
00:44:28Yeah um it can be quite intense writing as a pair um like I've actually been writing something with
00:44:39Stephen. Who? My friend Stephen. Oh my god we never talk about that again. You slept with the idiot
00:44:47dancer. It's not an idiot. It's just obvious. Oh Christ can you take this off me? What are you writing me
00:44:54Stephen? Uh well it would actually be this funny version. Sure. Sure because he's so funny.
00:44:59Uh did you have an idea for a story? I don't think we should limit ourselves to the idea of telling a story.
00:45:08Okay so you'll do it. Well I don't don't know if I should commit to anything right now.
00:45:14Who are you texting? Anyone. So annoying.
00:45:24Wanting this wanting that. If you are expecting things make no mistake you are a puppet.
00:45:40Many people they search their whole lives looking for a false reputation but finally there is obscurity.
00:45:54And obscurity.
00:45:58This is the best thing.
00:46:03I don't know is there is there is there a character or something that you've got in mind?
00:46:10I mean I can see maroon for some reason. The color? Yeah. Okay um
00:46:17Maroon. But um like if we were to say how we imagine the film beginning or can you see that?
00:46:27Well I think it's I don't think we should be too literal about it.
00:46:32No. No. Maybe be open on maroon.
00:46:38And there's a feeling in the air of is this blood?
00:46:44Okay. And turns out to be...
00:46:49A coat.
00:46:58Okay great. Yes and wearing the coat is you nearly?
00:47:03Yeah.
00:47:05Okay. And you're what are you what are you doing?
00:47:09I'm asleep. I'm dreaming.
00:47:11Okay. What are you dreaming about?
00:47:17A swan.
00:47:22Okay. Okay. And then...
00:47:26Sorry. Er... What are you trying to say? I mean is there a particular kind of message or an idea?
00:47:31Can I sketch you?
00:47:32Can you sketch me?
00:47:33Yeah.
00:47:35What?
00:47:35I'm just taking your top off.
00:47:37Why? What are you...
00:47:41How are my nipples?
00:47:45Good texture.
00:47:45Shh.
00:47:51What do you like to paint most of the time?
00:47:54It's difficult to talk about.
00:47:56Right.
00:47:58But is it usually people?
00:48:01Fruit?
00:48:02Well it's everything you know.
00:48:04I mean if you say what do I paint I would say feelings.
00:48:06My paintings are kind of like my journals so I can look back and say that's how I was feeling last week.
00:48:13Oh.
00:48:15How were you feeling last week?
00:48:18Well I'd have to go in the other room and look.
00:48:24So it's not completely what I was trying to do.
00:48:28Oh wow.
00:48:30Wow you're maybe sort of attractive.
00:48:33You are attractive.
00:48:35Seriously I find conventional beauty so boring.
00:48:39Okay then should we get back to work or?
00:48:42And this is the work?
00:48:44Yes.
00:48:47Should I draw you?
00:48:51Okay cool.
00:48:52Oh wow gosh.
00:49:03Okay.
00:49:07Is that the penis from the film?
00:49:09How are my nipples?
00:49:11Yep.
00:49:15You see my bedroom yet?
00:49:16Do you have the bedroom?
00:49:17Yeah.
00:49:48I'm so busy.
00:50:06Hey, Pip.
00:50:08Get right here if you want.
00:50:12Let yourself out whenever.
00:50:14Okay, yeah.
00:50:16I'll flash it out a bit.
00:50:20You okay?
00:50:21You seemed a bit distracted.
00:50:22Oh, no, no.
00:50:23I was...
00:50:25I liked it.
00:50:26We did well.
00:50:28What are we going to say to Billy about this?
00:50:30What do you mean?
00:50:31I mean...
00:50:33Will we want to do this again?
00:50:36I think it was...
00:50:38kind of an experiment, you know?
00:50:41Great.
00:50:42What were the results?
00:50:44You let me know.
00:50:46Okay.
00:50:47Oh.
00:50:48Okay.
00:51:16Okay.
00:51:17I don't know.
00:51:47Hi, how are you?
00:52:09I'm good. I'm good.
00:52:11Um, is this a bit strange?
00:52:15Was it a good day for music?
00:52:16Yeah, good.
00:52:18I was just wondering if you might still be in the business with being interested in me.
00:52:24I think I might have put you off by being a lunatic and I've sort of missed you.
00:52:32I missed you too.
00:52:33Have you? How much?
00:52:36A bit.
00:52:36Look, maybe we should just have fun rather than anything more formal.
00:52:43Like, maybe we should just be people.
00:52:45Should we just be people?
00:52:46Is that what you want?
00:52:48Yeah.
00:52:49Just people.
00:52:51Okay, I think we can be people.
00:52:56Great.
00:52:58So what should we, or how should we, um, the handshake?
00:53:03Oh.
00:53:14Yeah.
00:53:15Oh.
00:53:16Oh.
00:53:17Oh.
00:53:21Let's go see, but that's just the beginning of the song.
00:53:31Check it out.
00:53:31It's my stage.
00:53:32Yeah.
00:53:33Yeah.
00:53:33Yeah.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:34Yeah.
00:53:35Yeah.
00:53:35Yeah.
00:53:36Yeah.
00:53:37Yeah.
00:53:37Yeah.
00:53:38Yeah.
00:53:39Yeah.
00:53:40Yeah.
00:53:41Yeah.
00:53:42Yeah.
00:53:43Yeah.
00:53:44Yeah.
00:53:45Yeah.
00:53:46Yeah.
00:53:47Yeah.
00:53:48Yeah.
00:54:05Where's B minor?
00:54:07Just move your first finger down on the key.
00:54:09Yeah.
00:54:10Yeah.
00:54:11That's it?
00:54:12Mm-hmm.
00:54:13Okay.
00:54:14So then...
00:54:15That's B minor?
00:54:16Yeah.
00:54:17Okay.
00:54:18Okay.
00:54:19Right.
00:54:20This is all making sense now.
00:54:21Okay.
00:54:22So play it again slowly and think of something sound.
00:54:35Good.
00:54:36Really good.
00:54:41Okay.
00:54:42And I play Vanessa Carlton.
00:54:44Amazing.
00:54:45This is like what monkeys do.
00:55:12Shh.
00:55:13What?
00:55:14No talking in the bath.
00:55:15Is it a French room?
00:55:16Don't speak.
00:55:17Okay.
00:55:18What are you doing?
00:55:19Oh God, no, please don't like us.
00:55:20I don't like it.
00:55:21It's okay.
00:55:22I don't like it.
00:55:23It's okay.
00:55:24It's okay.
00:55:25I don't like it.
00:55:26I don't like it.
00:55:27I don't like it.
00:55:28I don't like it.
00:55:29It's okay.
00:55:30I don't like it.
00:55:31It's okay.
00:55:32I don't like it.
00:55:33I don't like it.
00:55:34I don't like it.
00:55:35It's okay.
00:55:36Hello.
00:55:37I don't like it.
00:55:38I don't like it.
00:55:39I don't like it.
00:55:40It's okay.
00:56:01Hello.
00:56:02Would you like to be my boyfriend?
00:56:17What did you just do?
00:56:25Immediately.
00:56:26Funny, best, I wouldn't mind, but...
00:56:30Are you in show business?
00:56:31Get your foot off the stage.
00:56:32Oh, sorry.
00:56:33Right.
00:56:34Let's get the next one out, shall we?
00:56:38Hey?
00:56:39Tickled.
00:56:40Thank God.
00:56:41Right!
00:56:42Hey!
00:56:43Nice socks!
00:56:45Socks. You're not going to need those because this bloke is going to laugh them straight off
00:56:50your feet. Here we go. Are you ready for your next act? He's a great friend of mine. Ladies
00:56:57and gentlemen, please welcome Stephen Arnold. Come on. Hello, audience. How are you? You like to laugh,
00:57:08huh? Yeah, well, me too. The other day I laughed so hard some milk came out of my nipples, which
00:57:14was unexpected. What about all this sexism, right? I mean, how is there any sexism in the
00:57:19world when we all come from a woman? I mean, when do we begin to be sexist? Are we just
00:57:24there in the womb being like, oh, this is all very good, but I think my dad would do a better
00:57:28job. What? Sorry, are you okay? Oh, right. Who's getting married? Oh, there she is.
00:57:38Wow. Round of applause for the beautiful bride. Wow. Congratulations. You know, everything
00:57:48ends. That's something you can count on. Any orphans in tonight? No, see, that would be
00:57:58tough. That must be really tough. But I do think if my parents were dead, I'd find it a
00:58:04lot easier to kill myself. No. Okay. Show of hands. Whose father hit them? No? Come on.
00:58:16Come on. No. Oh, man. Jesus. Fuck off, mate. Oh, thanks. That's helpful. Right. No problem. No problem.
00:58:28No, actually, I think, I think, I think that's me. Good night, everyone.
00:58:37Did someone say encore? Hey. Hey. That was great, right? Perfect date night. It was. It was very real.
00:58:44What did you think, Noah? You're the voice of the youth. I think it was funny. Maybe it was just the wrong crowd. But it was cool to see on stage and perform.
00:59:07It was cool. It's cool. It's cool. It's cool. Please, don't upset Noah. He's very young.
00:59:12Well, what else would he be? Hey, is this going to be a film soon? Eh?
00:59:19Okay. Um, yeah, I think that we, maybe we need to leave. Yeah. Um, but we'll come, we'll come to the next gig.
00:59:26Oh, that was my last gig. Do you want me to sign any autographs or...?
00:59:30Well, when's the next one? No, that's it. I've been doing it for eight years. I can't write anything new. All that's happening is I'm just,
00:59:36just getting older. Don't waste your life like us. Is it too late to become a bear?
00:59:40Maybe that would have made daddy love me. I don't know. This guy knows what I'm talking about.
00:59:43Okay, I think maybe it's home time. But thank you for all of the laughter. I mean, why do we give a shit?
00:59:48We should just do a break for the sperm, right? Sorry, man.
00:59:55Anyway, yeah. Sorry.
00:59:59Goodnight, everybody. Drive safe.
01:00:06Hey. Oh, my God. What happened?
01:00:13Should I hold your arm? No, I'm okay. Thank you. Okay.
01:00:19Do you want to talk about it? I really can't. We could have a conversation. Stop, please.
01:00:26Why do you think this kind of thing keeps happening? I don't know. Maybe you do. I don't.
01:00:29Well, okay. I don't really want to talk about it. I don't really want to talk about it.
01:00:36I really can't. We could have a conversation. Stop, please.
01:00:39Why do you think this kind of thing keeps happening? I don't know.
01:00:42Maybe you do. I don't. Well, okay. I don't really want to talk about it.
01:00:46Talk about it.
01:00:51Okay. Okay. Yes.
01:00:53It's... Yeah.
01:00:55Yeah. Let it all out.
01:00:57That's amazing.
01:01:01Erm, what's...
01:01:05What's it to do? Do you want me to do something?
01:01:07Like, what's it to do? Do you want to make a list?
01:01:09Do you want to hear my song?
01:01:18Sure.
01:01:23I can't get out of bed.
01:01:26I can't get out of this bed.
01:01:30Why do I feel this way?
01:01:34Is it because of daddy?
01:01:38Yeah?
01:01:43Yeah.
01:01:44There you go.
01:01:46It's good.
01:01:47It's pretty good, isn't it?
01:01:49It's good.
01:01:50It just came to me on the bus.
01:02:08It was a sort of the day.
01:02:11It's the day of the night, the night.
01:02:14It was a day of the night.
01:02:16It's all in the night.
01:02:17It was all in the night.
01:02:20And he was very good.
01:02:21It's always good.
01:02:22It was yellow.
01:02:23It's really good.
01:02:24It's amazing in the night.
01:03:26You played so beautifully, lovely.
01:03:28Thank you, my mum.
01:03:31And how is the band doing?
01:03:34Good, good.
01:03:35We have a gig tomorrow, so it's good.
01:03:38You found a way to make any money with it?
01:03:41The band are actually, they're so, so good.
01:03:45I mean, I actually saw the band before we met, so I knew nothing about him beforehand.
01:03:50So when I actually saw them play, I was just like, oh my God, these guys are so good.
01:03:53And then we met.
01:03:55And yeah, you're so good, like honestly.
01:03:58Just a really talented bunch of people.
01:04:00And you're also very creative, aren't you?
01:04:02Hey!
01:04:03Noah said that you write films.
01:04:04Yeah.
01:04:05Do you?
01:04:06Oh yeah, he does.
01:04:07Yeah.
01:04:08Oh my God.
01:04:11Sorry.
01:04:12What is it?
01:04:13No, it's okay.
01:04:14It's okay.
01:04:15No, it's okay.
01:04:16It's just that my axe is here.
01:04:18That's fine.
01:04:19It's fine.
01:04:20I mean, he's fun.
01:04:21This will be fun for us.
01:04:22I can, um, or maybe I should go over and say hello before he sees me.
01:04:25Or maybe you should...
01:04:26Paul!
01:04:27Hi.
01:04:34Hi.
01:04:35How are you?
01:04:36Uh, do they have new glasses?
01:04:38No.
01:04:39They're lovely.
01:04:40This is Noah and Adrian and Claude.
01:04:43This is Paul.
01:04:44Hi, Paul.
01:04:45Hi.
01:04:46So is this, uh, is this you meeting the parents?
01:04:50Um, a bit.
01:04:52Uh, we, we, we just saw, uh, Noah just graduated from Guildhall.
01:04:56Of course he did.
01:04:57Congratulations.
01:04:58Thanks.
01:04:59Um, so what are you?
01:05:01How are you?
01:05:02Yeah, I'm fine.
01:05:03I heard I wrote a film about me and cast a white guy.
01:05:08Uh, the last film that I did, it was about a relationship, slightly inspired by Paul,
01:05:13but it was, it was mainly about me being an idiot.
01:05:16Um, but, anyway, I think you, uh, thanks, Enrique.
01:05:21Oh, sorry, this is Enrique.
01:05:22Uh, Paul.
01:05:23Paul, Enrique.
01:05:24Enrique, Paul.
01:05:25What's, what's going on?
01:05:27Um, are you in love?
01:05:29Am I in, I'm in love?
01:05:30Is that not a good question?
01:05:31Do you want a breadstick?
01:05:32No, I'm okay.
01:05:33Have a breadstick?
01:05:34Why wouldn't you want a breadstick?
01:05:35Cause you're not really offering me a breadstick, are you?
01:05:36Okay, well, Paul, it was lovely to meet you.
01:05:38So sorry, who are you?
01:05:39It's Claude.
01:05:40I'm sorry, you write a film about me and then you fuck the guy that plays me.
01:05:43What am I supposed to do with that?
01:05:44Okay, shall we go outside and have a, have a talk with you?
01:05:46I think that's a really good idea.
01:05:47You need to chill out, Claude.
01:05:50Good luck, mate.
01:05:51Hopefully it won't be two years of emotionally empty bullshit,
01:05:54followed by a shit film about how much of a cunt you are.
01:06:03He's in fashion.
01:06:10What?
01:06:12What was that?
01:06:14What?
01:06:15Oh, was that embarrassing?
01:06:18Why do you surround yourself with all these stupid children?
01:06:21Noah's French.
01:06:23I like him, I like him.
01:06:25Oh, cause it's easy.
01:06:26It's safe.
01:06:28How long are you gonna keep doing this?
01:06:31I don't know.
01:06:33You're gonna end up alone.
01:06:35You're gonna end up unhappy.
01:06:37I know that.
01:06:40I've written this.
01:06:41You're saying words I've actually written.
01:06:42Because you're still doing the same thing.
01:06:44You have some pride in yourself.
01:06:46Why do you think I was with you?
01:06:47It wasn't a fetish.
01:06:48Well, how much of that was about what I do?
01:06:52We were together two years.
01:06:53Your work isn't that good.
01:06:54Okay.
01:06:55I think I'm gonna go back and say...
01:06:57What are you gonna do, Ben?
01:06:58I'm gonna adopt him.
01:07:02I just...
01:07:04I just wanted to mean something to you, that's all.
01:07:06What are you...
01:07:08I...
01:07:09You did.
01:07:10You did.
01:07:13Okay.
01:07:15Do what you want.
01:07:17It's not me who's never gonna feel anything.
01:07:32Bye.
01:07:36I think in the future, that'll all seem quite funny.
01:07:38I think in the future, that'll all seem quite funny.
01:07:41I think I'm going to end up hurting you.
01:08:07What do you mean?
01:08:13Maybe I hurt you.
01:08:19What happened?
01:08:21You just had a bit of a shock, yeah?
01:08:27Oh, God, please don't look so sad.
01:08:29I can't take it.
01:08:31Please.
01:08:31What can I do to make this not so awful?
01:08:38Just talk to me, you know?
01:08:41I'm sorry, I don't... I can't...
01:08:44You can't what?
01:08:44I don't know.
01:09:04Who want me to go?
01:09:09I don't know.
01:09:10I don't know.
01:09:16I don't know.
01:09:21Okay.
01:09:23Okay.
01:09:23Okay.
01:09:23Okay.
01:09:23Okay.
01:09:40One way to be happy
01:09:45is to enjoy being sad.
01:09:49Understand sad?
01:09:50Now, a new contemporary piece
01:10:05by Anna Block
01:10:06called Womb.
01:10:07I don't know.
01:11:52It made me think of our life and shit.
01:11:54Anna.
01:11:56Fuck, that was amazing.
01:11:58I mean, I...
01:11:59It was beautiful.
01:12:01You've known Ben, right?
01:12:03No, hi.
01:12:04Hi.
01:12:05Yeah, congratulations.
01:12:06That was...
01:12:07It was...
01:12:08How did you come up with it, with all the paper?
01:12:11Just came together over the year.
01:12:14Year?
01:12:15No.
01:12:16Was that the last time that you were doing it?
01:12:18Or will you need more paper?
01:12:20That was it.
01:12:22Good.
01:12:23Otherwise, that's a lot of paper all the time, isn't it?
01:12:26Where'd you get such big paper?
01:12:27I'm sorry.
01:12:28I'm really exhausted.
01:12:29Seriously, everything you just did, it was the truth.
01:12:33No, no, no.
01:12:34Yeah, that's...
01:12:35I know.
01:12:36Yeah, the truth.
01:12:37I'm laughing because it's...
01:12:39Because it's true.
01:12:40Okay, I'll see you later.
01:12:41Yeah.
01:12:42That was so fucking rude.
01:12:43Where are you going?
01:12:44I'm going to see if she's okay.
01:12:45Oh, she's fine.
01:12:46What are you doing?
01:12:47I think I'm gonna go.
01:12:48Don't leave me here on my own.
01:12:49Just stay here until Harry gets back again.
01:12:50What are you doing?
01:12:51I think I'm gonna go.
01:12:52Don't leave me here on my own.
01:12:53Just stay here until Harry gets back again.
01:12:55No, no, no, no.
01:12:56Where are you going?
01:12:58I'm going to see if she's okay.
01:12:59Oh, she's fine.
01:13:03What are you doing?
01:13:04I think I'm going to go.
01:13:05Don't leave me here on my own.
01:13:06Just stay here until Harry gets back, okay?
01:13:09Okay.
01:13:10Do you hate me?
01:13:26It's a hedge.
01:13:40Isn't it weird?
01:13:42Isn't it strange?
01:13:46Even though we're just strangers
01:13:50On this long-away train, we both
01:13:54Who are you?
01:14:08Who are you?
01:14:12Hello?
01:14:14Who?
01:14:24Hello, Stephen's voicemail.
01:14:34Where are you, Stephen?
01:14:36I think my hair is growing.
01:14:40What are you going to say?
01:14:42Are you going to say you only cut this cut last week and now you're back again?
01:14:46Call me back. My hair is growing.
01:14:52Hey. Good, Stephen. Please see the phone.
01:14:54Hey. Good, Stephen. Please see the phone.
01:14:58Hey. Good, Stephen. Please see the phone.
01:15:00Hey. Good, Stephen. Please see the phone.
01:15:04Hey. Good, Stephen. Please see the phone.
01:15:10Hey. Good, Stephen. Please see the phone.
01:15:14Please leave a message.
01:15:37Hey, I called Steven.
01:15:39Please leave a message.
01:15:44Steven!
01:15:48Steven!
01:15:57Steven!
01:15:59Steven!
01:16:11Steven!
01:16:14Steven!
01:16:17Oh, my God.
01:16:18Oh, my God. Thank God.
01:16:19What the fuck are you doing?
01:16:21Why didn't you answer your phone?
01:16:23I was in the shower.
01:16:24You can't have a bath?
01:16:25Why are you shouting at me?
01:16:27Because answer your phone if you've got depression.
01:16:31It's not funny.
01:16:34Could you just call me first,
01:16:35if you're ever thinking of doing anything?
01:16:37Can you just call me and we'll discuss it?
01:16:39Does it?
01:16:41Careful, careful of the glass.
01:16:44Are you okay?
01:16:45I broke your window.
01:16:47Yeah, I saw.
01:16:53What's happening to me?
01:17:00Benjamin, you're a real boy.
01:17:03I'm a real boy?
01:17:05Yeah.
01:17:09Oh...
01:17:11Oh, shit.
01:17:15You... Oh, God.
01:17:20I'm really sorry about that.
01:17:22Um... Oh, God.
01:17:26I have to go.
01:17:27Okay.
01:17:28Yeah, yeah.
01:17:39My last one.
01:17:47Oh, God.
01:17:49I do have to go.
01:17:50I still don't know, I still don't know who you thought I would be
01:18:02Where did you go, when you were trying to be here with me
01:18:12And you know that you're safe, on your own
01:18:19But you lost, why were you lost with me too
01:18:27Are you longing to be scared forever
01:18:36Are you planning to meet somebody new
01:18:41If you're feeling something, say how you feel
01:18:46You know it's safe to let someone hold you
01:18:51Let somebody make you cry
01:18:57Let somebody ache for you
01:19:02Let somebody ache for you
01:19:11Are you longing to be scared forever
01:19:16Are you planning to meet somebody new
01:19:21If you're feeling something, say how you feel
01:19:26You know it's safe to let someone hold you
01:19:31Are you longing to be scared forever
01:19:36Are you planning to meet somebody new
01:19:41If you're feeling something, say how you feel
01:19:46You know it's safe to let someone love you
01:19:51Good morning
01:19:52Hi
01:20:04You're really good at that, do you know?
01:20:07Hi.
01:20:09You're really good at that, you know.
01:20:11Thanks.
01:20:13Shouldn't you be very famous by now?
01:20:15What's this manager doing?
01:20:17What are you doing here?
01:20:19Um...
01:20:21I think I made a mistake.
01:20:25Can we...?
01:20:27I'm going home.
01:20:29Home?
01:20:31Home home?
01:20:33When? Tomorrow.
01:20:35Tomorrow?
01:20:39You can't go tomorrow.
01:20:41Why? Why wouldn't I...?
01:20:43Do you want to move in with me?
01:20:45What?
01:20:47I'm sorry. I was scared. I wasn't capable of love.
01:20:49Which I think was actually just covering the really scary thing, which is that I love you.
01:21:03Just ridiculous.
01:21:05Can you stay another week, maybe?
01:21:09No, I can't.
01:21:13Come to Paris.
01:21:15Paris?
01:21:17I can't move to Paris.
01:21:19Why not?
01:21:21I've got a career.
01:21:23Like, where would I live? Who would I be in Paris?
01:21:27I can't move to Paris.
01:21:29No, no.
01:21:30No.
01:21:35Well...
01:21:36I can't move to Paris.
01:21:37I can't leave.
01:21:38No...
01:21:41I can't move to Paris now.
01:21:42But then...
01:21:43I can't leave a street.
01:21:44No.
01:21:45No.
01:21:46Okay.
01:21:47Okay.
01:22:17Forget your mind and you'll be free, the writing's on the wall, free, yeah, and you can know it all if you choose.
01:22:39Lovers never lose cause they are free of thoughts, unpure, and of thoughts, unkind, gentleness clears the soul, love cleans the mind and makes it free.
01:23:09guitar solo
01:23:39I used to cry, now I shut my eyes till I hear you cry, so I won't cry.
01:23:53I needed to hold me, someone to fit me, I need to keep you alive.
01:24:03And I don't want to go if you don't come, I don't want to leave you here with you, don't make me go, don't make me go.
01:24:17And I don't want to go if you don't come, I don't want to leave you here with you, don't make me go, don't make me go.
01:24:29But you're braver than you think you are.
01:24:36I can meet the monster once a week, just you and me and I am all in you, all I need.
01:24:52And I don't want to go if you don't come, I don't want to leave you here with him, don't make me go, don't make me go.
01:25:04And I won't ever go if you don't come, I won't ever leave you here with him, don't make me go.
01:25:13To make me go.