Destroy All Neighbors
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00:02:32Yeah, yeah.
00:02:33Can you play me a little bit?
00:02:34Okay, yeah.
00:02:39Nice.
00:02:40Nice.
00:02:41You like it?
00:02:42Yeah, I think it's cool.
00:02:45Yeah.
00:02:46Maybe just, um, you know, maybe just turn it down a little bit since, you know, we got neighbors.
00:02:51Ah, yes, yeah.
00:02:52Don't want to ruin their good time with my amazing groove session, right?
00:02:57Yeah.
00:02:58But you know who you should share it with is Scott.
00:03:00You know?
00:03:01Yeah.
00:03:02I don't know.
00:03:03It's just, Scott doesn't like that kind of music and I'm just an engineer there.
00:03:07I'm basically a glorified knob twirler, if anything.
00:03:10Oh.
00:03:11Well, Mr. Knob twirler, maybe you could twirl my knobs.
00:03:15Oh, I thought you said your knobs were too sensitive to twirl.
00:03:19I was just trying to find an elegant way to get into a groove with you.
00:03:23Mm-hmm.
00:03:26What time is it?
00:03:27Mm-hmm.
00:03:288.30.
00:03:29It's 8.30?
00:03:30I'm gonna be late for work.
00:03:31Why'd you tell me it was 8.30?
00:03:32God, you're a grown up.
00:03:34Where's my keys and my wallet and my phone?
00:03:36On the table, on the desk, and in your pocket.
00:03:39Okay, great.
00:03:40Here's your go-go juice.
00:03:42Thanks so much.
00:03:43Oh, and, uh, don't forget the printer paper.
00:03:44The printer paper.
00:03:45Yes, I got it.
00:03:46Yeah, I'll leave you.
00:03:47Come on.
00:03:48Sorry.
00:03:49Oh, sorry.
00:03:50Sorry.
00:03:51Morning.
00:03:52Morning.
00:04:20William!
00:04:21Oh!
00:04:22Can I borrow you for a second?
00:04:24Woo-hoo-hoo!
00:04:26I told him, if you make love as good as you dance, then, hey, baby, you can light my fire any time.
00:04:34Ha-ha-ha.
00:04:35Super funny, Eleanor.
00:04:36Now, remember, when it goes out, you want to make sure these wires are attached, and you can flip this up, and it should...
00:04:42Great.
00:04:43Got it.
00:04:44You really gotta get a professional in here, okay?
00:04:47Oh, come on.
00:04:48Why should I hire an electrician when I have you?
00:04:50Because you're the building manager.
00:04:51It's your job.
00:04:52And I don't think anything I'm doing in there is legal or safe.
00:04:54Bah!
00:04:55Listen, I got something for your album.
00:04:57I really appreciate it, Eleanor, but I don't think you're the intended audience for my kind of music, okay?
00:05:03Oh, William, one more thing.
00:05:04Hmm?
00:05:07Eleanor, it's not broken.
00:05:08You just need to charge it, okay?
00:05:09I don't know how to work these new vibrators.
00:05:12It's a toothbrush.
00:05:13Oh, ah.
00:05:14Hey.
00:05:15What's up, brother?
00:05:16Hey, Alec.
00:05:17What's going on?
00:05:18You moving out?
00:05:19Yeah.
00:05:20Finally sold that screenplay.
00:05:21Oh, the sci-fi one.
00:05:22The erotic sci-fi thriller.
00:05:23Yeah.
00:05:24Only out of this shitty, cursed apartment.
00:05:25No more leaky pipes, power outages, weird pets running around.
00:05:27Yeah.
00:05:28Hey, how's that band going?
00:05:29Uh, it's mainly me these days.
00:05:31Actually, can I ask you something?
00:05:32Yeah.
00:05:33How'd you do it?
00:05:34Do what?
00:05:35How'd you finish the script?
00:05:37It's all about mindset.
00:05:39All right, no distractions.
00:05:40No distractions.
00:05:41Plus, I didn't really have to work a job.
00:05:42Why's that?
00:05:43A trust fund.
00:05:44Ah.
00:05:45But mainly hard work.
00:05:46Yeah.
00:05:47And some help from my dad's buddy who wrote a couple of Jurassic parks.
00:05:49Cool.
00:05:50That's why I made your studio's finally making my erotic sci-fi thriller.
00:05:52Oh!
00:05:53Oh!
00:05:54Eleanor!
00:05:55Piggy's pig is out again!
00:05:58Oh, William, don't be so uptight.
00:06:01Darren.
00:06:02Come on, Darren.
00:06:03Come on, Darren.
00:06:04Come on, Darren.
00:06:05Come on, Darren.
00:06:06Just a little wicky-dicky.
00:06:07Come on, man.
00:06:08Come on, man.
00:06:09Get in here.
00:06:10Nice knowing you, man.
00:06:11Thanks, Doc.
00:06:12Woo-hoo!
00:06:13Damn.
00:06:14That's one hot lick.
00:06:15Hi.
00:06:16I'm Shwig Anderson, bass player for Dawn Dimension.
00:06:17Welcome to part seven of my ongoing video series, Rockin' in the Fifth Dimension.
00:06:23Now, as I've said before, prog rock is all about complexity.
00:06:28Most people don't get it, and that's good.
00:06:30If people get your music, you fail.
00:06:33If everyone likes your music, brother, you sold the fuck out.
00:06:34Give your bass back to your mommy.
00:06:35Maybe she can sell it and buy you a suit and tie, cause that's gonna be what you're wearing
00:06:40at your shitty job now.
00:06:41Yeah.
00:06:42All right.
00:06:43Let's get started with some arpeggiated finger tap.
00:06:44Remember, you gotta say it before you play it.
00:06:46Remember, you gotta say it before you play it.
00:06:47It's all like my minuteksam available.
00:06:48Yeah.
00:06:49If you hitgli baby ba-ba-ba-ba, but the rest is like I am too stuck with this key thing,
00:06:51Joe, can I just imagine what you get back?
00:06:52Being tired and when you lose, it's like your baby ba-ba-ba-ba.
00:06:53It's super important now.
00:06:54Be�� and I don't think I am Gorb earthquakes,aguары in the next virtual book
00:06:55are the best way to leave.
00:06:57Like, everyone likes your music?
00:06:58Brother, you sold the fuck out.
00:07:00Give your bass back to your mommy.
00:07:02Maybe she can sell it and buy you a suit and tie, cause that's what you're wearing at your
00:07:04shitty job now.
00:07:05All right.
00:07:06Let's get started with some arpeggiated finger tap.
00:07:07Remember, you gotta say it before you play it.
00:07:16Hey, hey, croissant guy.
00:07:26Where's my croissant?
00:07:27Augie, I'm sorry.
00:07:28I don't have one right now.
00:07:29I'll get one later, okay?
00:07:30I'm late right now.
00:07:38Here's some.
00:07:46Sorry, Scott, it's just that my landlord needs some help and my neighbor's pig got out.
00:07:55We're trying to make rock and roll here.
00:07:56I know, I'm sorry.
00:07:57Rock and roll is about being on time.
00:08:00Do you think it was easy to get a known artist like Caleb Bang Jansen to record here?
00:08:05It was not easy.
00:08:06In fact, he wanted to bring his own engineer.
00:08:07And I'm like, no, I've got the best guy in the city.
00:08:11For the rate.
00:08:12Right.
00:08:13Just don't fuck this for me.
00:08:14Yeah.
00:08:15For us.
00:08:16For us.
00:08:16Right, right.
00:08:17I'm sorry.
00:08:18Studio, just don't fuck this for all of us.
00:08:20I won't be late.
00:08:20Don't fuck it up.
00:08:21Yeah.
00:08:21Let's rock and roll, man.
00:08:22And I'm an ally to all women kind.
00:08:30Wow.
00:08:31I think it was the best one yet, man.
00:08:32I was like, shit.
00:08:34Scott, is your fucking engineer here yet?
00:08:36Yeah, my name's William.
00:08:38Nice to meet you, Mr. Jansen.
00:08:39I, uh...
00:08:39Yo, it's Caleb Bang Jansen.
00:08:42You have to say the whole name.
00:08:44Yeah, I, uh, sorry, Mr. Caleb Bang Jansen.
00:08:47I'm sorry.
00:08:47You're so sorry.
00:08:48You sound like a fucking baby, man.
00:08:50Grow up.
00:08:53Oh, shit.
00:08:55Hey, what's wrong, Caleb Bang Jansen?
00:08:57Any of you guys got any coke or ketamine?
00:08:59Oh, never mind.
00:09:01I found something.
00:09:02I'm going to hit the slopes, man.
00:09:04Doing drugs is not what rock and roll is all about.
00:09:06Um, you know, while we've got a minute, would you mind, uh, if I got your opinion on something?
00:09:14Yeah, for sure.
00:09:15Yeah.
00:09:30Did you compose all of this?
00:09:32Yeah, yeah.
00:09:33Uh, I've been working on it for a while now at home, yeah.
00:09:35Wow.
00:09:36That is...
00:09:36It's really like, uh...
00:09:38The fuck is this?
00:09:40Um, it's, uh, it's something I've been working on at home.
00:09:42It's, uh, it's called Epitaph for the Fall Circus.
00:09:45It's kind of like a progressive form of prog.
00:09:47I've been calling it, uh, uh, prog squared.
00:09:49Oh.
00:09:50Yeah, yeah, it sounds like Emerson getting buttfucked by Lincoln Palmer.
00:09:54Am I right, Scott?
00:09:55Yeah.
00:09:56Oh, because I was literally just about to say how much it sucks.
00:09:59And don't play it here again or you're fired.
00:10:05Well, prog's not for everybody, okay?
00:10:06You know, it's, uh, it's got an auditory labyrinth.
00:10:08I actually like that it takes a long time to get into it.
00:10:10This is some of my favorite albums.
00:10:11Let me ask you a question, my guy.
00:10:14Why do you think I am in there and you are in here?
00:10:19Because you got a song on this soundtrack for the O.C.
00:10:21It's because I know what people want from their music.
00:10:25The fuck?
00:10:26The fuck?
00:10:27The fuck?
00:10:28Fuck off me.
00:10:29My music makes people make babies.
00:10:33The only way I listen to your shitty music is if you tied me up at gunpoint and you forced
00:10:39me to.
00:10:42Right on.
00:10:43Uh, you ready to do another take, Mr. Bang J- Caleb, Caleb, Caleb, Caleb Bang Jansen?
00:10:46Caleb Bang Jansen!
00:10:50Oh, shit!
00:10:52That was speed!
00:10:53Oh, we're gonna be here all day, boys!
00:10:55Toot, toot!
00:11:05Hey, what's that croissant?
00:11:08Oh, oh, I'm sorry, we didn't really have any today, so...
00:11:11Come on!
00:11:13You're the croissant guy!
00:11:15Always handing out croissants.
00:11:17Give it up, croissant guy!
00:11:19Augie, I gave you a croissant once, like a month ago.
00:11:22But time is an illusion, motherfucker!
00:11:24Yeah, I fuckin' wish it was.
00:11:26You're headed into chaos.
00:11:28Don't listen to the voices in your head.
00:11:32Blood will be spilt.
00:11:35Heads will roll.
00:11:36What?
00:11:37Soon you will be listed by three ghosts.
00:11:41Oh, fuck off, Augie.
00:11:43I'll see you tomorrow.
00:11:44You there, boy!
00:11:46Go find me the fattest goose you can get!
00:11:49And then fuck it!
00:11:51Ha-ha-ha-ha!
00:11:52Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
00:12:22I don't know.
00:12:52What's going on?
00:12:55I think we have a new neighbor.
00:13:08Jesus Christ.
00:13:10I mean, how long is he gonna be moving around furniture?
00:13:13Oh, did you remember to get the printer paper?
00:13:17Oh, shit, I'm sorry.
00:13:19Oh, it's okay.
00:13:20No, I can get it tomorrow or just, uh...
00:13:22It's okay, don't worry.
00:13:23I still got a little bit, so...
00:13:24Yeah, okay.
00:13:25Sorry.
00:13:27Is everything okay?
00:13:28No, I don't know.
00:13:29I just...
00:13:31I played a song for Scott today,
00:13:34and it seemed like he liked it,
00:13:37and then Kayla Bank Jansen came in
00:13:38and just started shitting all over it
00:13:40and just, like, aw.
00:13:42Well, you know what?
00:13:43Fuck him.
00:13:45Do you remember what your father used to say?
00:13:48He said everyone won't get it, but...
00:13:51Not everyone will get it, but the right ones will.
00:13:53Great ones will.
00:13:54Hmm?
00:13:55Yeah.
00:13:58Do you wanna go to sleep?
00:14:00No, I'm gonna just see if this guy
00:14:02stops making so much racket
00:14:03and then see if I can get some work done.
00:14:05Sure, okay.
00:14:06Yeah.
00:14:07I mean, try to be in soon.
00:14:08I got an early morning.
00:14:09Yeah, I know.
00:14:10Is this sound?
00:14:11Is this not bugging you?
00:14:12Do you wanna get some earplugs just in case?
00:14:13No.
00:14:14I can't.
00:14:15You know, I got the small ear canals.
00:14:16Just...
00:14:18I'm gonna sleep.
00:14:28Fucking A!
00:14:29I mean, what is up with this guy?
00:14:31Look, if it's bothering you that much,
00:14:33we'll just... just go over there.
00:14:35I can't just go over there.
00:14:36Why not?
00:14:37Because I don't want a confrontation.
00:14:41Maybe we should call the cops.
00:14:42Oh, my God.
00:14:43I will go over there.
00:14:44No, no, no, no.
00:14:45Don't, don't, don't, don't, don't.
00:14:46I'll just... I'll just, uh...
00:14:47I'll just pound on the wall.
00:14:48With your fist?
00:14:49Yeah.
00:14:50That's a little archaic, don't you think?
00:14:51I...
00:14:52You're not a caveman.
00:14:53Yeah, but what else...
00:14:54I just... you know, it's late.
00:14:55I don't wanna go over there if he's just...
00:14:56I'll...
00:14:58I'm sorry.
00:14:59Good night.
00:15:01If it's not bugging you, you can go to sleep.
00:15:03Put some earplugs into my normal-sized ear holes.
00:15:06Uh-huh.
00:15:17Oh, William!
00:15:19What a delight!
00:15:20Hey, we were just about to watch a movie.
00:15:22Eleanor, whoever you rented Alex's apartment out to
00:15:24is making a ton of noise,
00:15:26so if you could please just tell him to come and keep it down.
00:15:28Why don't you just tell him yourself?
00:15:29He's your neighbor.
00:15:30No, but you're the building manager.
00:15:31It's your job.
00:15:32Hey, Eleanor, come back!
00:15:34Sophie's about to make her choice!
00:15:36I don't wanna get in the middle of anything,
00:15:38but if you don't mind,
00:15:39I gotta get back to movie night.
00:15:40No, but it's your job to settle quarrels between talents.
00:15:43John!
00:15:50Uh-huh!
00:15:56Uh-huh!
00:16:00Cut!
00:16:04Uh-huh!
00:16:08AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
00:16:38Fuck.
00:16:57Fuck.
00:17:01Emily, Emily.
00:17:02Emily, wake up, wake up.
00:17:03I fucked up.
00:17:03Whoa, what happened?
00:17:04I pounded on the wall.
00:17:05Wait, you did what?
00:17:06I know, but he came up to our door and he hucked a loogie on the...
00:17:09You gotta see this guy.
00:17:10He's a fucking monster.
00:17:11He just looks so messed up.
00:17:12I think we're living next to some kind of maniac.
00:17:14Okay, okay, okay.
00:17:16Well, the music just stopped.
00:17:18It sounds like you got it out of the system, okay?
00:17:19We can just deal with it in the morning.
00:17:25I'm calling the cops.
00:17:33I still don't know what took you guys so long.
00:17:34Oh, you didn't have to wait outside.
00:17:36Yeah, well, I don't hear any noise now.
00:17:37Yeah, but still, he hucked a loogie on my door.
00:17:40That's like a salt, right?
00:17:41A loogie?
00:17:42Yeah, on my door.
00:17:43How do you spell that?
00:17:44I don't know.
00:17:46Emily!
00:17:47Emily!
00:17:49Emily?
00:17:51William, Emily was just about to tell me about your trip to Big Bear.
00:17:55Oh, it's a long story.
00:17:56We don't have time.
00:17:58We'd be here all night.
00:17:59Yes, laughing, I'm sure.
00:18:01Oh, hello, officers.
00:18:04Can I interest you in some caramel tea?
00:18:07Yeah, sure.
00:18:08It's cool.
00:18:08Please, come in.
00:18:09Please.
00:18:09No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:18:10This is the guy.
00:18:11This, this, this thing.
00:18:12William.
00:18:13He kept me up all night.
00:18:14He kept us up all night.
00:18:16Mr...
00:18:17Vlad.
00:18:18Just Vlad.
00:18:19Mr. Vlad, is there a reason why you're making so much noise?
00:18:22Well, I just moved in, and when you pounded on the wall...
00:18:26Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:18:27You pounded on his wall?
00:18:28Yeah, but...
00:18:29With your fist?
00:18:30Yeah.
00:18:31You seem to have left that little detail out.
00:18:33Sure, but...
00:18:35He spit on the door.
00:18:39The hocked loogie.
00:18:40Yes, the hocked loogie!
00:18:42You know, William, Vlad is sorry.
00:18:44I brewed up a kettle of tea to say, forgive me for what I have done all night do.
00:18:48Wait, what do you mean, might do?
00:18:49Oh.
00:18:50Oh!
00:18:50Oh!
00:18:51Oh, Emily, you didn't tell me that we live in some party!
00:18:59To go, cuts okay, officers?
00:19:01Thanks.
00:19:02Yeah?
00:19:02I think we're done here.
00:19:03No, I don't think we're done here.
00:19:05I said I heard screaming coming from his apartment.
00:19:07Aren't you going to check his apartment?
00:19:08Yes, probably my TV, but you can have a look, officers.
00:19:11I'll take you over.
00:19:13Please.
00:19:14No, I don't think we need to.
00:19:16Good night, Mr. Vlad.
00:19:18Night, ma'am.
00:19:19Good night, officers.
00:19:22Thank you so much for understanding, Emily.
00:19:25Oh, you sweet.
00:19:29Motherfucker.
00:19:32Yes.
00:19:34Good night, Raguta Mae.
00:19:35Good night.
00:19:38It's too bad.
00:19:40You caught a cop like a little bitch.
00:19:43If you had come to my apartment like a man,
00:19:46you told me face to face to turn it down.
00:19:49Who knows?
00:19:50Maybe we would have had a good old flashy rumble.
00:19:57You bloody dutchie.
00:20:00Ha, ha, ha.
00:20:01Let me ask you a question, my guy.
00:20:28Why do you think I am a neighbor and you are in here?
00:20:33You fail.
00:20:34Why don't you just tell him yourself?
00:20:35He's your neighbor.
00:20:37You fail.
00:20:39Time is an illusion, motherfucker.
00:20:44No distractions.
00:20:46Did you need to print your paper?
00:20:48No distractions.
00:20:49Time is an illusion, motherfucker.
00:20:51It's because I know what people want from their music.
00:20:53You're a perfection center.
00:20:54Fuck.
00:20:56Darren.
00:20:56Did you need to print your paper?
00:20:57Fuck.
00:20:58Darren.
00:21:00Fuck.
00:21:02Fuck.
00:21:03The hawk lives in the house.
00:21:05Fuck!
00:21:07Fuck!
00:21:09Fuck!
00:21:11Fuck!
00:21:13Fuck!
00:21:15Fuck!
00:21:17Fuck!
00:21:19Fuck!
00:21:21Fuck!
00:21:23I did not like this grass is in the house.
00:21:33I don't know.
00:22:03I don't know.
00:22:33Hey, I drew a dick on your head because you're a dickhead.
00:22:51Also, you're fucking fired.
00:22:55What?
00:22:56No, you can't fire me.
00:22:57I work for the studio.
00:22:58Get the fuck out, William.
00:23:02Get the fuck out, William.
00:23:03You heard the guy.
00:23:04Come on, dickhead.
00:23:06Fucking whatever.
00:23:12Croissant knife.
00:23:13Fuck.
00:23:13You got...
00:23:14I don't have any fucking croissants, Augie.
00:23:16Why not?
00:23:17Because it's not my job to feed you, all right?
00:23:20Oh, it's begun.
00:23:21Oh, fuck off.
00:23:23Innocence has been torn off to me.
00:23:26Who shall beget the calamities of Castle?
00:23:32Fuck off!
00:23:32Damn, that is one hot lick.
00:23:46Listen up.
00:23:47There's going to be a lot of obstacles that pop up in your life.
00:23:50Record executives, X-Y, sisters.
00:23:54These people are just roadblocks on your journey to success.
00:23:58You've got to stand on your own two feet and say,
00:24:01my music is more important than your record sales or your alimony
00:24:05or your paying for our dumb dad's fuel.
00:24:09You've got to cut these people out of your life
00:24:11and tell them to fuck off forever.
00:24:13Fuck off forever.
00:24:14Fuck off forever!
00:24:16Fuck off forever.
00:24:17Get out of my kitchen, because I'm cooking!
00:24:20All right, let's get back into the subtle art of the pics live.
00:24:30You're coming early.
00:24:31Yeah, um, they let me go.
00:24:34Early.
00:24:34They let me go early today.
00:24:36Oh.
00:24:38Did you remember to grab the printer paper?
00:24:40Oh, shit.
00:24:41I'm sorry, Emily.
00:24:41I forgot.
00:24:43Oh.
00:24:44No, I'm sorry.
00:24:45You know I'm not good at keeping track of that kind of shit.
00:24:47You mean you're not good at keeping track of my shit?
00:24:51No, I just, I've just been kind of been sleeping well,
00:24:55and Vlad's music is fucking nonstop.
00:24:57I can't believe it's not bugging you.
00:24:58It's just driving me crazy.
00:24:59Okay, listen to me.
00:25:01Listen to me.
00:25:01If it's so difficult with Vlad's music,
00:25:03I will just go over there, and I will speak to him.
00:25:06No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:25:07I don't want you over there.
00:25:08I don't want him over here.
00:25:09Listen, I am sorry.
00:25:10I'll be more present, and I will remember the printer paper.
00:25:14It's just like once I finish this album,
00:25:15then I'll be able to get that stuff my brain space.
00:25:17You have been trying to finish this album for three years,
00:25:22and you haven't gotten anywhere close.
00:25:25You know, you act like this hobby is more important
00:25:28than everything else in your life.
00:25:29My hobby?
00:25:31What do you think all this stuff is?
00:25:32Music is like my life.
00:25:34If you don't like my music, then what do you like about me?
00:25:37What do I like about you?
00:25:38Right now, I don't know.
00:25:41Look, I'm going to go grab the printer paper.
00:25:43I'll see you later.
00:25:49Shit.
00:26:08This.
00:26:11Let's go.
00:26:41I'm sorry, but you said man-to-man?
00:27:07No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
00:27:08No, no, no, I'm sorry!
00:27:09I'll leave.
00:27:10I'm sorry.
00:27:11I didn't mean to-
00:27:12DC?
00:27:13It's all bleeding out!
00:27:16Oh.
00:27:17Oh, good.
00:27:18You all right?
00:27:19No, I'm fine.
00:27:20You sure?
00:27:21Yeah, yeah, I'm good.
00:27:22You very tasty.
00:27:23Yeah.
00:27:24Have a seat.
00:27:28What's I'm saying, Glo?
00:27:30Pretty busy just walking in here,
00:27:33considering you don't know anything about me, eh?
00:27:39You gotta be careful with all the crazies around there, hmm?
00:27:44I just, uh, if you really...
00:27:47Greg, if you just let me just...
00:27:49It was the neighbors that didn't talk to the other neighbors
00:27:51that you had to watch out for.
00:27:53But I'm glad you came, Willie.
00:27:55We got off on our own foot.
00:27:57I think we could be friends, Willie.
00:27:59Can I call you, Willie?
00:28:00Yes, no, I don't care.
00:28:01I just...
00:28:02I just used to be great if you just kept it down.
00:28:04So what, though?
00:28:05The music, it's just the noise, you know,
00:28:07the walls are super thin,
00:28:08and I'm trying super hard to get something done.
00:28:10What? Wait!
00:28:12You mean...
00:28:13Yeah.
00:28:14No? Yes, yes.
00:28:15No, it's just... I'm trying to finish my album.
00:28:17Whoa! Wait, wait, wait!
00:28:19Wait, wait, wait, wait!
00:28:21Wait, are you talking about...
00:28:22Wait, what are you talking about?
00:28:24You did it, what are you talking about?
00:28:26Please, Vlad.
00:28:28Oh!
00:28:30Turn it down, please, Vlad!
00:28:32I can't hear you!
00:28:34What did you want me to do?
00:28:36I want you to turn it down!
00:28:37But the music is so good!
00:28:40You know who I call this music!
00:28:44Just turn it down!
00:28:45There he is!
00:28:46I'm sorry.
00:28:47The big man!
00:28:48Finally and I!
00:28:49Here to tell me through my face to turn it down!
00:28:51I'm sorry.
00:28:52You want to come at me, bro?
00:28:53You don't want to!
00:28:54My baby, because of me, I was just like you!
00:28:55Never for the big!
00:28:56Always had me to fight for him!
00:28:57And the me, I hate you!
00:28:58But no!
00:28:59He refused!
00:29:00And now...
00:29:01The little fucker is dead!
00:29:02Everybody in my home country is dead!
00:29:03So much dead!
00:29:04So much blood!
00:29:05So much blood!
00:29:06So much blood!
00:29:07So much blood!
00:29:08I don't want to!
00:29:09I don't want to!
00:29:10My baby, because of me, I was just like you!
00:29:11Never for the big!
00:29:12Always had me to fight for him!
00:29:13And the me, I hate you!
00:29:14But no!
00:29:15He refused!
00:29:16And now...
00:29:17The little fucker is dead!
00:29:20Everybody in my home country is dead!
00:29:23So much dead!
00:29:28So much blood!
00:29:32But now I beat you, eh?
00:29:34Ha ha!
00:29:35Come on!
00:29:36Come on!
00:29:37Come at me!
00:29:38Take a shot, Big!
00:29:39No, no, no!
00:29:40What?
00:29:41I don't want a confrontation!
00:29:42Life is confrontation, really!
00:29:44Ha ha!
00:29:45Oh!
00:29:46Oh!
00:29:47You're so strong!
00:29:48You know, Big?
00:29:49My turn!
00:29:50What a fool!
00:29:51Yeah!
00:29:52Way to take you, bro!
00:29:53Hey, stop!
00:29:54Now, use your big man, Bruce Dragon,
00:29:57and slam me against the wall!
00:29:59What?
00:30:00Ah!
00:30:01Ah!
00:30:02Harder!
00:30:03Ah!
00:30:04Oh!
00:30:05No, I really like you!
00:30:06No, no!
00:30:07I'm out!
00:30:08Oh!
00:30:09Oh!
00:30:10Oh!
00:30:11Oh!
00:30:12Oh!
00:30:13Oh!
00:30:14Oh!
00:30:15Oh!
00:30:16Oh!
00:30:17Oh!
00:30:18Oh!
00:30:19Oh!
00:30:20Ew!
00:30:21Ah!
00:30:22連is!
00:30:23No!
00:30:25Oh!
00:30:26Don't touch this!
00:30:28Ah!
00:30:29Oh!
00:30:30Oh!
00:30:31Who made my hand in case you started to come back?
00:30:34God, I missed this shit!
00:30:37Oh, we should have done this the first time!
00:30:40We could have been missed!
00:30:42We're not gonna be friends, you fucking...
00:30:45Oh, look at that!
00:30:47That no one should have ever found!
00:30:49What are you getting afraid, friend?
00:30:52What are you gonna do?
00:30:53Stay back, stay back!
00:30:55Hell yeah!
00:30:57Oh!
00:30:58Let me show you how that done, Willy!
00:31:00No, no, no!
00:31:01No, no, no, no!
00:31:02Stay back for me, Willy!
00:31:03Calm down!
00:31:04Let me show you how you break a bottle on a man's head!
00:31:07You go like this!
00:31:09No!
00:31:10No!
00:31:11Oh!
00:31:12What the fuck?
00:31:13Juliet!
00:31:14Oh, really?
00:31:15Oh, I've got me to keep the...
00:31:17I'm so sorry!
00:31:18Please, don't cut me!
00:31:19I'll put the music down!
00:31:20Oh!
00:31:21No!
00:31:22Fuck!
00:31:23What the fuck?
00:31:24Fuck down forever!
00:31:25What?
00:31:27Is that...
00:31:29What kind of blood?
00:31:30Are you okay?
00:31:31I'm sorry, man!
00:31:32Black!
00:31:33No!
00:31:34Fuck!
00:31:35Fuck!
00:31:36Good job, Willy!
00:31:37No, no, no, no!
00:31:38You slipped!
00:31:39You slipped!
00:31:40You slipped, Black!
00:31:41Hey, let me...
00:31:42Let me help...
00:31:43Let me help you out!
00:31:44It's okay!
00:31:45Just a little blood!
00:31:46I'm gonna put it back in like this!
00:31:47No!
00:31:48No!
00:31:49No!
00:31:50No!
00:31:51It's not going...
00:31:52It's not going...
00:31:53It's not going back at you!
00:31:54No!
00:31:55It's not going back at you!
00:31:56No!
00:31:57It's not going back at you!
00:31:58Ah!
00:31:59Ah!
00:32:00Let go!
00:32:01Let go, man!
00:32:02It's fine, man!
00:32:03I'm fine!
00:32:04I'm just gonna get up and be...
00:32:06I'll be fine!
00:32:07I'm just...
00:32:08Fuck it off!
00:32:10I'm just...
00:32:11I'm just...
00:32:12I'm just...
00:32:13I'm just...
00:32:14I'm just...
00:32:15I'm just...
00:32:16I'm just...
00:32:17Oh, shit!
00:32:21Fuck!
00:32:31Damn!
00:32:32That is one hot lick!
00:32:33Okay, so you fucked up and killed somebody.
00:32:36Relax.
00:32:37If your band goes on tour,
00:32:39it's gonna happen.
00:32:40On the Cataclysm tour,
00:32:42we killed like nine people.
00:32:44You just need to know
00:32:45how to get rid of a body.
00:32:47Let's get into it.
00:32:49The first thing is,
00:32:50you need a place to stash the body.
00:32:52Amp cases are great, but temporary.
00:32:54If you got yourself a nice bathtub,
00:32:56then baby, you're golden.
00:32:58Guys, I've seen so many roadies
00:33:00pull out their backs,
00:33:01so just remember,
00:33:02lift with your knees.
00:33:04Now, the best way to dissolve a course
00:33:06is sodium hydroxide.
00:33:08And brother,
00:33:09you're gonna need a lot of it.
00:33:10Uh-huh.
00:33:13This inexpensive substance
00:33:14breaks up the remains
00:33:15at the molecular level,
00:33:16leaving behind a brown sludge
00:33:18which easily washes down the drain.
00:33:20You're probably wondering
00:33:21how long this'll take.
00:33:22Unfortunately, the answer is three weeks.
00:33:25What?
00:33:26So your next best option
00:33:27is an electrical reciprocating saw.
00:33:29Now, I suggest purchasing
00:33:31a variety pack of blades.
00:33:33I've found that wood blades
00:33:35cut through flesh, bone,
00:33:36and clothing like denim just fine.
00:33:46Also, remember to get an adapter.
00:33:48Gaw!
00:33:50Come on!
00:33:51The weight of the situation
00:33:53might just be dawning on you now,
00:33:55and your initial squirt of adrenaline
00:33:57is probably wearing off,
00:33:58but just put one foot after the other
00:34:00and get to a store
00:34:02before the smell of rotting flesh
00:34:04tips off your neighbors.
00:34:05Now you got all your stuff,
00:34:07you can get to work.
00:34:08And remember,
00:34:11have fun.
00:34:13Okay.
00:34:14Ha!
00:34:15Hmm.
00:34:16Yeah.
00:34:17Ah!
00:34:18I can't do this one.
00:34:19I can't do this one.
00:34:20I can't do this one.
00:34:21I can't do this one.
00:34:22I can't do this one.
00:34:23I can't do this one.
00:34:24No!
00:34:25Three!
00:34:27What the fuck?
00:34:29Oh.
00:34:31Ha!
00:34:32All right.
00:34:33All right.
00:34:34All right.
00:34:35All right.
00:34:36All right.
00:34:37Ah!
00:34:38Ah!
00:34:39Come on!
00:34:40Come on!
00:34:41Ah!
00:34:42Ah!
00:34:43Ah!
00:34:44Ah!
00:34:45Ah!
00:34:49Much blood.
00:34:50Give me the body.
00:34:51Ah!
00:34:52Ah!
00:34:53Ah!
00:34:54Ah!
00:34:55Woo!
00:34:56Ah!
00:34:58Ah!
00:35:00Ah!
00:35:01Ah!
00:35:03Oh, my God.
00:35:33Hey, baby, what's up?
00:35:48Hey, I'm, um, I'm back home.
00:35:50Did you take off?
00:35:52Yeah, no, I went on a hike.
00:35:53Okay, um, I'm gonna go to Allison's
00:35:56and just work on the depositions.
00:35:57Yeah, no, no, no, that's a great idea.
00:35:59You love Allison.
00:36:00That's great.
00:36:00You haven't seen it in a long time.
00:36:01Okay, yeah, I just thought maybe
00:36:02take some time to cool off
00:36:04and you don't have some space for me.
00:36:05Yeah, no, no, no, yeah, that makes...
00:36:06Yeah, and I'll do the night thing.
00:36:07You'll do your thing.
00:36:08Listen, listen, I gotta go.
00:36:10I gotta go.
00:36:10Okay, bye, bye.
00:36:21Hello, Willie.
00:36:22No, no, what?
00:36:24No.
00:36:25No, no, no, no.
00:36:26You fucked me up good, bro.
00:36:27No, no, no, you're dead.
00:36:29You're dead.
00:36:29You're pieces in a tub.
00:36:31You can't kill me, Willie.
00:36:35I am now living your head.
00:36:37Rent free.
00:36:40Shut up.
00:36:42Shut up.
00:36:43I'm alive.
00:36:43No, you're not.
00:36:44I'm alive.
00:36:46Shut the fuck up, you fucking asshole.
00:36:47Come on.
00:36:48Oh, fuck.
00:36:56Oh, God.
00:36:58Oh.
00:37:01He's dead.
00:37:01He's dead.
00:37:02He's dead.
00:37:02He's dead.
00:37:02He's dead.
00:37:04Fuck you.
00:37:07Fuck you.
00:37:08Oh, William, can you just do
00:37:17that jiggle thing with the fuse box?
00:37:19I can't seem to get it to work.
00:37:25I'm a little busy right now, Eleanor.
00:37:26Oh, and also, I was going to my storage space,
00:37:29and I realized that I have the perfect thing
00:37:32for your album.
00:37:33I don't need your help on the album, okay?
00:37:34I don't need anybody's help.
00:37:36I'm sorry.
00:37:36I just, I can't do your chores for you all the time.
00:37:39You're the building manager, all right?
00:37:40I just thought that you liked giving me a hand
00:37:43around the building.
00:37:46Sorry, Eleanor.
00:37:46I just, I'm all the hands to give.
00:38:02Damn, that is one hot lick.
00:38:05Now, let's try and find a blast furnace.
00:38:08Molten metal will incinerate a murdered body in seconds,
00:38:11and then, baby, you're back on tour.
00:38:13Yes, may I help you?
00:38:22Hey, yeah, is this the place where they melt down
00:38:24all of the metal?
00:38:25Not all the metal, but the metal we get,
00:38:27we do melt it down, yes.
00:38:29You think I can see it?
00:38:31Do you work here?
00:38:33No, no.
00:38:35Do you know anyone who works here?
00:38:36I do, actually, yeah.
00:38:37I'm here to surprise them.
00:38:39Hmm, what's their name?
00:38:40That's also, that's also part of the surprise, so.
00:38:43I'm not going to ruin the surprise for you.
00:38:44Well, I don't want to ruin it for you.
00:38:45What's their name?
00:38:46I don't, it's, I...
00:38:47Is it Marty Henderson?
00:38:48Yes, yes, it's Marty Henderson.
00:38:49Yeah, sorry.
00:38:50Oh, so, yeah.
00:38:50Nobody named Marty Henderson works here.
00:38:51Well, then, I don't...
00:38:52If he didn't go into work, we...
00:38:54Shut up!
00:38:55You didn't hear that, did you?
00:38:56You yelling shut up at nobody?
00:38:57Yeah, I heard it was very loud.
00:38:59Uh, okay, listen.
00:39:00Um...
00:39:03Here, take it.
00:39:05Do you know it's a felony to try and bribe a federal officer?
00:39:07You're not...
00:39:08You're a private security officer.
00:39:09What if I was?
00:39:10But you're not, so it doesn't matter.
00:39:11It's a moot point.
00:39:12Take it, let me in.
00:39:14How much is that?
00:39:15It's, I don't know, it's like 14 bucks.
00:39:1714 bucks?
00:39:20This is the original demo of the original lineup
00:39:23of The Last Gasp of the Lonely Wailer.
00:39:25It is.
00:39:26This is worth like 400 bucks.
00:39:27400 bucks?
00:39:28Yeah.
00:39:28Come on.
00:39:30Hmm.
00:39:32Who do I sell it to?
00:39:33Anyone who likes music.
00:39:35How do I find those people?
00:39:36Like a record store?
00:39:37I'm not just gonna go to a record store
00:39:38and be like, hey, would you buy this for me for 400 bucks?
00:39:40Some weird guy who tried to come into my smelting plant
00:39:42gave it to me.
00:39:43Sell it on eBay.
00:39:44I don't do eBay.
00:39:45I don't know how to do eBay.
00:39:46It's super easy.
00:39:47Just, uh, you just gotta make a seller profile,
00:39:48and then, uh...
00:39:48I'm not gonna make a profile.
00:39:50Are you kidding?
00:39:51How about this?
00:39:52Why don't you go, sell this for 400 bucks,
00:39:54come back and give me $414,
00:39:55and then I'll let you in.
00:39:56414?
00:39:57Where'd the 14 come from?
00:39:58How many 14 singles do you have, you stripper?
00:39:59Fuck off, dude.
00:40:01Fuck you.
00:40:01Fuck you.
00:40:02Fuck you.
00:40:02Fuck you.
00:40:03Fuck you.
00:40:03Fuck you.
00:40:04Oh, hey.
00:40:05Did you let me in?
00:40:06You think the dueling fuck yous convinced me to let you in?
00:40:08No, I'm calling the police.
00:40:09No, no.
00:40:10No, no, no.
00:40:11I'm sorry.
00:40:11I'm leaving.
00:40:11I'm leaving.
00:40:12No, no, no, no.
00:40:12Don't touch the other one.
00:40:13I'm leaving.
00:40:14I'm leaving.
00:40:14I'm leaving.
00:40:14I'm leaving.
00:40:17Shit.
00:40:18No.
00:40:21Hey, what the fuck, man?
00:40:22Come back here.
00:40:23No.
00:40:24Go, go, go.
00:40:24Leave.
00:40:25Go.
00:40:25Back.
00:40:25Give the tape back.
00:40:26No.
00:40:27Come on.
00:40:27I'm going to sign on eBay.
00:40:28No.
00:40:29Do it, fucking renter cop.
00:40:31Fucking van driver.
00:40:32Hey, William, again, sorry about the whole firing you thing.
00:40:54It wasn't my decision.
00:40:55My hands were tied.
00:40:56Oh, hey, is that that prod dork?
00:40:58Don't bring those platinum cables.
00:41:00Yeah, if you could bring those cables,
00:41:01they're worth a lot of money.
00:41:02And also to get back here so we can fire him again.
00:41:05OK, sorry.
00:41:06He's been partying all day, which is not what rock and roll is
00:41:09about.
00:41:18Yes, yes, man.
00:41:20Woo-hoo.
00:41:28Oh, croissant guy.
00:41:29Hey, who is that?
00:41:33Baby, Liz, this bitch kills me.
00:41:36Am I hallucinating?
00:41:38It's no, buddy.
00:41:39Augie, you're just seeing things, all right, buddy?
00:41:41No, I'm pretty sure I know if I'm seeing things.
00:41:44I see stuff all the time.
00:41:46Yeah, what's that?
00:41:46Oh, you're just kidding.
00:41:49Oh, fuck.
00:41:49Oh, fuck.
00:41:50Oh, fuck.
00:41:50Oh, fuck.
00:41:51Oh, fuck.
00:41:52Oh, fuck.
00:41:53Oh, fuck.
00:41:53Oh, fuck.
00:41:53Oh, fuck.
00:41:54Oh, fuck.
00:41:55Oh, fuck.
00:41:56Oh, fuck.
00:41:56Come on.
00:41:57Oh, fuck.
00:41:58Oh, fuck.
00:41:58Oh, fuck.
00:41:59You killed somebody, didn't you?
00:42:01Oh, boy.
00:42:01He murdered the shit out of people.
00:42:03Oh, fuck.
00:42:03Come on.
00:42:04He slipped, OK?
00:42:05Oh, no, I didn't slip.
00:42:06Hey, Augie, how about a croissant?
00:42:08There's a bakery right now.
00:42:08Oh, fuck you, croissant guy.
00:42:10Okay.
00:42:11Come on!
00:42:13I want drugs.
00:42:14Drugs!
00:42:15Let's go get you some drugs!
00:42:16Get in the van!
00:42:17Let's get you some drugs!
00:42:18Come on, baby!
00:42:19Let's go get you drugs!
00:42:20Oh, no way, man!
00:42:21I've seen my fringe fall for that one before.
00:42:23Augie, get in the fucking van!
00:42:25Get away from me!
00:42:26I've been you with this!
00:42:27You're gonna throw a bottle at me?
00:42:29Ah!
00:42:30Ow!
00:42:31Who's gonna believe you anyway, you unhoused piece of shit?
00:42:34I'm outta here!
00:42:40I'm outta here!
00:42:45Oh!
00:42:46No, no!
00:42:51Augie, Augie!
00:42:52No, no, no, no, no!
00:42:53Hey, hey, hey!
00:42:54Hey!
00:42:55Hey, you're okay!
00:42:56You're okay, you're okay, you're okay!
00:42:57Damn!
00:42:58That was one hot week!
00:43:02What the fuck did you just say?
00:43:06No.
00:43:07No, no, no, no, no, no.
00:43:08No!
00:43:09No!
00:43:10No!
00:43:11No, no, no, no!
00:43:12You're Swig Anderson from Dawn Dimension!
00:43:15I can't, no, don't die!
00:43:16I can't, I can't kill my hero!
00:43:18Fuck off!
00:43:19Forever!
00:43:20No, no, no, no, don't die!
00:43:22Don't die!
00:43:23I gotta know how you got the, the flange effect!
00:43:25On track four from America for sake!
00:43:27Okay!
00:43:28What gate strings did you use?
00:43:30Come on!
00:43:31What gate strings did you use?
00:43:41Yo, yo, girls!
00:43:42You are listening to KVLD!
00:43:43KVLD!
00:43:44KVLD!
00:43:45KVLD!
00:43:46Music to get murdered by!
00:43:47He he he!
00:43:48Online one we got Augie!
00:43:49Oh, go ahead, Augie!
00:43:50Hey, Augie!
00:43:51Hey, Brad.
00:43:52Long time liver, first time dyer.
00:43:54I just wanted to say that William Brown is a talentless half.
00:43:57Ha, ha, ha!
00:43:58You got that right, Augie!
00:44:00He he he!
00:44:01Don't forget it!
00:44:02And he's also a serial killer!
00:44:04Not a serial killer!
00:44:05Just a serial manslaughter at best!
00:44:07Now, tell them who treat you good, Augie!
00:44:10Now, I wanna fuck all night!
00:44:12I wish to KVLD!
00:44:14Broad radio!
00:44:19Now, here we go.
00:44:20Say goodbye, assholes.
00:44:37Oh!
00:44:38Don't leave me out here, croissant guy!
00:44:42I'm sorry, Augie.
00:44:44If it means anything to you, you're a personal hero, buddy.
00:44:48It doesn't!
00:44:49Ow!
00:44:50Ow!
00:44:51Ow!
00:44:52Ow!
00:44:53Ow!
00:44:54Ow!
00:44:55Ow!
00:44:56Ow!
00:44:57Ow!
00:44:58Ow!
00:44:59Ow!
00:45:00Ow!
00:45:01Ow!
00:45:02Ow!
00:45:03Ow!
00:45:04Ow!
00:45:05Ow!
00:45:06Ow!
00:45:07Every night II is out here.
00:45:08I know.
00:45:09They're your new neighbors.
00:45:10Oh!
00:45:21Oh!
00:45:22Shit!
00:45:36Oh, my God.
00:45:42What the hell are you doing?
00:45:50Dude, this shit was so fucking disgusting.
00:46:03God damn it.
00:46:06So what's, like, the prognosis?
00:46:11What?
00:46:12What happened?
00:46:14As far as I can figure, this lady shoved a screwdriver
00:46:17into this jury-rigged rat's nest.
00:46:19This was an accident waiting to happen.
00:46:22Hey, look at that.
00:46:24She was wearing a Dawn Dimension shirt.
00:46:26Wait, what?
00:46:27I guess the old lady was really into prog.
00:46:29Hey, Emily.
00:46:30Are you leaving?
00:46:31No.
00:46:32No.
00:46:33No.
00:46:34No.
00:46:35No.
00:46:36No.
00:46:37No.
00:46:38No.
00:46:39No.
00:46:40No.
00:46:41No.
00:46:42No.
00:46:43No.
00:46:44No.
00:46:45No.
00:46:46No.
00:46:47No.
00:46:48No.
00:46:49No.
00:46:50No.
00:46:51No.
00:46:52No, no, no.
00:46:53Thank God.
00:46:54Are you leaving?
00:46:58No.
00:46:59Thank God.
00:47:01Oh, no, I'm packing up my stuff, and then I'm leaving.
00:47:03Wait, wait, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:47:05You're just gonna leave just because I've been out of it the past couple days?
00:47:08It hasn't just been the past couple of days, Will.
00:47:11I think we need a break.
00:47:13No, no, no, we don't need a break.
00:47:15What are you talking...
00:47:16I just...
00:47:17It's just the noise from Vlad's apartment
00:47:19was just fucking driving me crazy, okay?
00:47:21Yeah, but it's quiet now.
00:47:22Yeah.
00:47:23Yeah, no shit.
00:47:25You'll find something else.
00:47:26What's that supposed to mean?
00:47:27First, you had to find the perfect speaker system.
00:47:30Then you had to buy the cords from Japan.
00:47:32Then you were annoyed because Alec was making too much noise
00:47:35while he was having sex.
00:47:36Yeah, that's gross.
00:47:37It's the same thing.
00:47:38You're constantly surrounded by problems,
00:47:40but the only constant is you.
00:47:43Do you hear that?
00:47:45You're not even listening.
00:47:47No, yeah, what?
00:47:48No, yeah, no, I am, no.
00:47:49What, do you...
00:47:50You don't hear that.
00:47:52No, no, no, no.
00:47:55No.
00:47:56No.
00:47:57No, no, no, no.
00:48:01No.
00:48:02You ready, dude?
00:48:05You ready, dude?
00:48:17Go for it, my brother.
00:48:19Charles!
00:48:20Charles!
00:48:21Charles!
00:48:22Charles!
00:48:23Charles!
00:48:24Hello, baby.
00:48:26You didn't expect me to stay in our ravines, did you?
00:48:29I couldn't check my tic-tocs.
00:48:31You.
00:48:32You ruined my life.
00:48:35Ruined your life?
00:48:37Asshole.
00:48:38You decapitated me.
00:48:40But he's got you there, man.
00:48:42No.
00:48:43No.
00:48:44You slipped.
00:48:46You slipped.
00:48:47You pulled the chain.
00:48:49You knocked off your own fucking head.
00:48:50Oh, I see.
00:48:51Oh, that's very interesting, William.
00:48:54You are the one who got behind my van.
00:48:56You got behind my van.
00:48:58You killed yourself.
00:48:59I killed myself.
00:49:00What are you doing?
00:49:01Why is this happening to me?
00:49:02Why?
00:49:03Because fuck you, that's why.
00:49:04I ain't about to let dead Tommy from party.
00:49:06Don't, don't.
00:49:07Turn the shit up.
00:49:13You go, fool.
00:49:14Turn it down!
00:49:15Yes.
00:49:16Turn it down, Bladow.
00:49:17You swear to God.
00:49:18God, you're gonna murder me twice, asshole.
00:49:21Dude!
00:49:22Oh, no, baby.
00:49:24I did not live.
00:49:25You fucking sliver.
00:49:27Stop it!
00:49:28Come on, stop it!
00:49:29Quit crying, pussy.
00:49:30Get up and fight me.
00:49:31I don't wanna fight anyone.
00:49:32Here, William.
00:49:33Take this.
00:49:34Take this.
00:49:35Oh, I didn't know you like to party.
00:49:37I'll be party, but not in one.
00:49:39I don't want to freak anymore.
00:49:46Here, William, drink this.
00:49:52Oh, shit, man!
00:49:55I didn't know you liked to party.
00:49:58Only party, but not everyone.
00:50:03Take it, man.
00:50:05Oh, fuck it, man.
00:50:06Fuck it, man.
00:50:10I'm not mad, but too bad.
00:50:12I'm not mad, but I'm not mad.
00:50:14I'm not mad.
00:50:15I'm not mad at all.
00:50:16I'm not mad at all.
00:50:19I'm not mad at all.
00:50:20I'm not mad at all.
00:50:22I can't stop it.
00:50:23Not do anything.
00:50:25Not do anything, don't you know?
00:50:28I can't stop it.
00:50:30I can't stop it.
00:50:32I'll leave it to me.
00:50:34Whoa!
00:50:36If Ozzy Osbourne can bite the head off of a bat, why can't I sling a dead possum into
00:50:55my drummer's face?
00:50:56Ah, that's what I got kicked out of the bat.
00:51:06Oh my god, August Swig Anderson, how did I never even notice that?
00:51:13It's the beard.
00:51:16The beard.
00:51:21You know, your how to rock videos?
00:51:23I mean, I've just fashioned my entire life off those things.
00:51:27How's that going for you?
00:51:29Okay, okay.
00:51:30I'm so good, Willy.
00:51:36Point taken.
00:51:38Actually, you know, Dawn Dimension's just a huge influence on my work.
00:51:44That classic rock shit sucks, Willy.
00:51:48You can't fuck all night in that shit.
00:51:50It's not exactly classic rock, though.
00:51:53It's Prague, you know?
00:51:54It's a series of musical metamorphoses, an auditory labyrinth, you know?
00:51:59Eh, whatever.
00:52:00You can't fuck to it.
00:52:03Why do you want to make that sheet where you can make EDM?
00:52:08Prague is like life, man.
00:52:12It's complex.
00:52:13It's overwhelming and confusing.
00:52:18Always changing.
00:52:21Prague artists take every idea they have and put it into every single song.
00:52:28You know, you'll find one verse that has flute and didgeridoo and a washboard and a synth.
00:52:34It's just wild.
00:52:37They promise to deliver everything and they actually try and do it.
00:52:41There's crazy hope in that.
00:52:44To try and set out to do the impossible and actually do it sometimes.
00:52:49And not everyone will get it.
00:52:53But the right ones will.
00:52:56Wow.
00:52:58When were you 30 years ago?
00:53:01You could have talked some sense into Phil Collins.
00:53:04Well, shit, man.
00:53:10I guess I better hear this fact-free music I died for, eh?
00:53:15Really?
00:53:16Yeah, let's get it.
00:53:17I don't want to get it.
00:53:18Oh, wow.
00:53:19Yeah.
00:53:20Sweet.
00:53:21Come on, Augie.
00:53:22Okay.
00:53:23All right.
00:53:24Let's go to my apartment.
00:53:25Okay.
00:53:26Oh, fuck.
00:53:27I can't get up.
00:53:28I got no one.
00:53:29I got you.
00:53:30Okay, thank you.
00:53:31Okay.
00:53:32All right.
00:53:33Just remember, guys.
00:53:34It's not mixed yet.
00:53:35So it's not mixed.
00:53:36It's not mixed.
00:53:37Okay.
00:53:38Okay.
00:53:39Okay.
00:53:40Okay.
00:53:41Here it comes.
00:53:42Okay.
00:53:43Oh, this is good.
00:53:44You like this?
00:53:45You're not really.
00:53:46I might be able to do back to this after all.
00:53:49All right.
00:53:50All right.
00:53:51You like this?
00:53:52I can't believe you like this.
00:53:53You like this?
00:53:54I can't believe you like this.
00:53:55All right.
00:53:56You like this?
00:53:57I can't believe you like this.
00:53:58Make it stop.
00:54:00AHHHHH.
00:54:05Hey, guys.
00:54:05Big guy, too.
00:54:06Big guy.
00:54:07Oh, you're fucking pigs.
00:54:08Fingy B.
00:54:09You're прямо to party.
00:54:10You make it stop.
00:54:11Whoa.
00:54:12All day and night with that shit, big man.
00:54:14All the Bod vielen ministre.
00:54:15Is it like big guy?
00:54:17Big guy?
00:54:18Your name is big guy.
00:54:18Big guy?
00:54:19You call me big guy?
00:54:20Oh, my name is business.
00:54:24is my emotional support pigs don't define me i'm sorry pick up philip i'm sorry oh oh okay
00:54:36in my brain hey if it's too loud just get some earplugs or something i can't i have tiny
00:54:41ear puddles fuck what a drama queen no hey come on man let's see what we have here don't touch
00:54:50what is this pure shit hey stop it what is this you cock no it's not shit don dimension do not touch
00:55:00that record oh oh oh pure shit hey come on man my father gave me this record i don't give a
00:55:07shit about your father give me give it but give me this show him show him like you showed me
00:55:20i'll take it out i'll take it out it'll be fine it'll be fine oh that gotta hurt
00:55:28i can put i'll put it back in i'll put it back in
00:55:34shut up okay okay okay okay okay okay you can't you can't
00:55:45oh shoot
00:55:46okay i'm gonna feed you to my back don't make me use my
00:55:53get
00:55:58that drum stick huh more than a drum stick you god
00:56:07come on
00:56:17Come on, dude.
00:56:25Put him out of his misery, Whitney.
00:56:30Ah, yes.
00:56:32Yes.
00:56:34I'm so sorry.
00:56:36Thank God.
00:56:36Philip, I'm so sorry.
00:56:40Will, why is that?
00:56:43Emily.
00:56:44What the fuck?
00:56:45I thought you were saying analysis.
00:56:47I forgot the printer paper.
00:56:51Did you kill Philip?
00:56:54God, do you know his name?
00:56:56Awkward.
00:56:57Shut up!
00:56:59Here's the thing, Emily, it was an accident.
00:57:00You murdered him by accident?
00:57:02Yeah.
00:57:02They were all by accident.
00:57:04No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:06Emily!
00:57:06Believe me, I can explain.
00:57:07Wait, what is there to explain, Will?
00:57:09You killed someone and now you're going to kill me too?
00:57:11No, no.
00:57:14You're not going to call the cops, are you?
00:57:15I'm probably going to go to the cops, yeah.
00:57:17No, no, no.
00:57:17Yeah.
00:57:17No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:57:18See?
00:57:20That's not going to work for me.
00:57:21Okay, okay, maybe this is the part of my age to tell you that this isn't who you are.
00:57:24And you're not like this.
00:57:25I'm not like this.
00:57:27And please don't hurt me.
00:57:28I would never hurt you.
00:57:30I'll...
00:57:30Hey, it's that guy.
00:57:52Well, that was easy.
00:57:53It's...
00:58:04Vlad.
00:58:09Vlad!
00:58:12Huggy!
00:58:13If you guys are still around,
00:58:20Go get the keys from the guard and let me out.
00:58:31Okay, so, Flag, get the keys from the guard.
00:58:33Augie, you go and create a diversion.
00:58:36And then pick eye.
00:58:37Fuck.
00:58:38Philip, you disable the security cameras.
00:58:40So, Flag, you get the keys.
00:58:42Augie, you create diversion.
00:58:44And then, Flag, Philip, track down the security cameras.
00:58:47Okay, okay, okay.
00:58:49Okay, okay.
00:58:51That sounds, it's a good plan.
00:58:54That's a good plan.
00:58:55Oh, shit.
00:58:56Fuck.
00:58:57Shit.
00:58:58Eight days.
00:58:59And the final line, he looks at the campy goes,
00:59:01I'll show you my laser blaster.
00:59:03Right? Works every time.
00:59:06Alec?
00:59:07William?
00:59:09You dog!
00:59:10This is my friend.
00:59:13I'm serious.
00:59:16What are you doing here?
00:59:18Does this have anything to do with the disappearances at the apartment?
00:59:22What?
00:59:23Oh, no.
00:59:24I just...
00:59:25No, I didn't...
00:59:26No.
00:59:27Nope.
00:59:28I got drunk at a party and punched a guy in the face.
00:59:31Yeah, he's posting on Twitter saying I stole his movie idea.
00:59:35Did you?
00:59:37Yeah.
00:59:38Kinda.
00:59:39It's a bit of an issue.
00:59:40Hmm.
00:59:41That sucks.
00:59:44Really assuming things were on the up and up for you.
00:59:47They were.
00:59:50They were.
00:59:53But wherever I go, I'm still me.
00:59:56You know?
00:59:57Yeah.
01:00:01Well, not gonna let that guy get in my way.
01:00:03Know what I mean?
01:00:05How's Emily, by the way?
01:00:07She's okay.
01:00:08I think we broke up.
01:00:09Really?
01:00:10Yeah.
01:00:13I'm sorry.
01:00:14Yeah, thanks.
01:00:15Weird if you gave me her number?
01:00:17Yes, absolutely.
01:00:19William Brown.
01:00:20Your lawyer's here.
01:00:21Man, is there a way we can just skip all this shit and get straight to the fucking lethal injection or whatever?
01:00:35Stop.
01:00:36Just be cool, okay?
01:00:37Right.
01:00:38Okay, I know it's a hassle, but we gotta go through all this due process crap, okay?
01:00:41Okay.
01:00:48Ah, here we are.
01:00:51William Brown.
01:01:01Yes!
01:01:02You're getting out, my friend.
01:01:05Wait, no.
01:01:06Wait, what?
01:01:07Police didn't find a body.
01:01:08That doesn't...
01:01:09That doesn't make sense.
01:01:11Two cops conducted a thorough search of the entire building.
01:01:14Then they searched your apartment, top to bottom.
01:01:17There was no conclusive evidence of foul play of any kind.
01:01:20They just found a torn shirt, pile of knives, a bunch of worthless broken records, and some animal droppings, blah.
01:01:30And it looks like someone named Emily.
01:01:35Yes, my girlfriend, ex-girlfriend.
01:01:37I'm not sure.
01:01:38Yeah?
01:01:39Well, she said she found a body in your apartment.
01:01:41Police didn't find one.
01:01:42Didn't find a single drop of blood, so she lied.
01:01:44No, she didn't lie.
01:01:45She was...
01:01:46She was there.
01:01:47She's a...
01:01:48She...
01:01:49She can't get in trouble.
01:01:50She's a good person.
01:01:51Listen, I'm the one who is a manslaughterer.
01:01:52I'm the...
01:01:53Shh.
01:01:54Emily's gonna be fine, okay?
01:01:56It's just a domestic disturbance.
01:01:57Okay.
01:01:58William, I think we need to take the win here.
01:02:01It's gonna really help me out at home with the old lady.
01:02:04She hates that I never win stuff.
01:02:07Okay?
01:02:08Okay.
01:02:09Just be cool.
01:02:11And don't murder anyone else.
01:02:12I didn't.
01:02:13Okay?
01:02:14Okay.
01:02:15Deal?
01:02:16Deal.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:18Oh, there's one other thing.
01:02:20The cops said they want you to officially identify the body of some woman down at the morgue.
01:02:24I think you might know her, okay?
01:02:26Yeah.
01:02:27Done.
01:02:36That's...
01:02:37That's her.
01:02:38Uh, can I have a minute with her?
01:02:46Eleanor.
01:02:48Oh, William.
01:02:54Eleanor.
01:02:55Eleanor, I'm so sorry.
01:02:56Oh, stop it, boy.
01:02:58What are you sorry for?
01:02:59We're killing you.
01:03:00You didn't kill me.
01:03:02I electrocuted myself.
01:03:04No, no, no.
01:03:05No, no.
01:03:06You asked me to help, and I didn't help.
01:03:08And then...
01:03:09Because I was too focused on my own shit.
01:03:12Oh, I'm the one who tried to be an electrician.
01:03:15I should have taken your advice and hired one.
01:03:18But I didn't want to listen.
01:03:20Blaming anyone else is a waste of time.
01:03:23Yeah, I guess so.
01:03:25Nothing happens for a reason.
01:03:27Life is chaos.
01:03:29Things just happen, and we give them reason.
01:03:32Nobody has as much time as they think, you know.
01:03:36Okay?
01:03:37Now that I've absolved you, isn't there something you want to do with the time you have left?
01:03:45I want to finish my album.
01:03:47You mean the album I was trying to help you with, you little shit?
01:03:51Go do that.
01:03:53Finish the album.
01:03:54I don't know if I can finish anything.
01:03:56And it makes me hate myself, and I'm so scared if it's not going to be perfect.
01:04:00No one will get it, and my father was fucking right.
01:04:02William!
01:04:03Use your demons.
01:04:04Don't let them use you.
01:04:06Accept their help, William.
01:04:09Yeah, no, I get it.
01:04:11I get it.
01:04:12I get all that.
01:04:13But it's just...
01:04:14I think I need a couple of mental health things.
01:04:17Damn it.
01:04:18There's no time.
01:04:19Do you think they're never going to figure out about the other people you've killed?
01:04:22There were accidents.
01:04:23I didn't kill anybody.
01:04:24Ah!
01:04:25Okay.
01:04:26I see I'm going to have to help you.
01:04:28Let's get the fuck out of here.
01:04:30Welcome to part five of my ongoing video series, Rockin' in the Fifth Dimension.
01:04:35Listen, what you wear is just as important as you're playing.
01:04:38Let's start with a scarf.
01:04:40Scarfs are the most important part of a bass player's wardrobe.
01:04:43Because it's close to your heart, and that's where the beat is, baby.
01:04:47William, I've got something for you in the basement.
01:04:55Okay.
01:04:58Holy shit.
01:05:00Eleanor, you've had this stuff in here the whole time?
01:05:04I kept trying to tell you.
01:05:06I know.
01:05:07Thanks.
01:05:08Anytime.
01:05:09Hold on.
01:05:10Do you know what this is?
01:05:12This is a 1978 Mobius Megatar.
01:05:16It's the same one Swig Anderson played on the Mythology of Madness tour, motherfucker!
01:05:23Oh, you guys have been back!
01:05:26Never gonna leave you at all.
01:05:28Never.
01:05:30Eleanor, I like what you've done with your hair.
01:05:34It's been a while, Mr. Magic Fingers.
01:05:37Still good for one hot lick.
01:05:41What the fuck?
01:05:42Hey, listen, we've got work to do.
01:05:45All right.
01:05:46What instruments does everybody play?
01:05:47Oh, I can lay down some sick beats for you, bro.
01:05:50Awesome.
01:05:51A bass.
01:05:52Right.
01:05:53And I'll run the board.
01:05:54Okay.
01:05:55Phillip, what do you play?
01:05:56Well, my preferred instrument is the bassoon.
01:05:58Okay, whatever.
01:05:59We'll figure it out later.
01:06:00I think you've got all the stuff you need to make your album.
01:06:02I've always had the stuff.
01:06:04What I needed was the help.
01:06:06You guys want to make this record with me or what?
01:06:09Yeah.
01:06:10Let's do it!
01:06:12A little help?
01:06:14Yeah!
01:06:16Let's get out of this shithole.
01:06:18Fuck yeah, Willie!
01:06:21Ha ha!
01:06:38Don't bother!
01:06:39Got it for you.
01:06:40Fuck.
01:06:41William, breaking an errand is not what rock and roll is all about.
01:06:45It's a good thing we were just finishing up our epic.
01:06:47All Night Jam, Sasha, we might have missed you.
01:06:49Why are you in your underwear?
01:06:51Wanted to record some tracks naked.
01:06:52Yeah.
01:06:53We were in the zone.
01:06:54It was part of our process.
01:06:55Part of our process.
01:06:56What are you doing here?
01:06:57I'm here to finish my album.
01:06:58Ha ha ha ha!
01:06:59Fuck that!
01:07:00Shit.
01:07:01Caleb!
01:07:02No, what are you doing?
01:07:03It's Caleb Bang Jansen!
01:07:05You've got to say the whole name.
01:07:06Say it again!
01:07:07Caleb Bang Jansen, what are you doing?
01:07:09Put me in the game, Willie.
01:07:10Word on the street, this dork is a mass murderer.
01:07:13I'm saving us.
01:07:14That's where you're wrong, Caleb Bang Jansen.
01:07:17I'm not a mass murderer.
01:07:19I'm a mass manslaughter.
01:07:21Come your hotel with one of your partners in the doorway.
01:07:23I'm trying to cheat in the Impositions.
01:07:28Try me.
01:07:29Now let's talk.
01:07:43Let's rock!
01:07:58No, no, no, no!
01:08:00No, just fucking kill me!
01:08:02I fucking hate Brock!
01:08:04Hey, Skye, here's those cords you wanted back, all right?
01:08:07All right, boys.
01:08:09It's time to make a hit record!
01:08:13Okay.
01:08:18Let's finally finish it.
01:08:22One, two, three, four!
01:08:25Ah! Eleanor, what's up with the feedback?
01:08:29It's not us.
01:08:31William Brown, release the hostages, guys.
01:08:35Come on with your hands up.
01:08:37Oh, no, 5-0.
01:08:38Who called the cops?
01:08:40Oh, that's a good question, really.
01:08:42We still need more time to finish the album.
01:08:47We gotta convince them that I'm dangerous.
01:08:49Who are you talking about, Billy?
01:08:51You are dangerous.
01:08:53Vlad, that's a great idea.
01:08:54Good idea.
01:08:55Let's go.
01:08:56Okay.
01:08:57Captain, it looks like he's giving us a message.
01:09:09I just need a couple hours to finish recording and mixing the last track on my album.
01:09:28It's Prague.
01:09:29So the post-process could be fairly involved.
01:09:31Do not attempt to enter the building or I will harm the hostages.
01:09:35If you don't believe me, see attached.
01:09:38Man, I was hoping to get through the rest of the week without seeing another one of these.
01:09:43Oh, yeah.
01:09:44Sorry about the hand, Vlad.
01:09:45It's okay.
01:09:46It's the other hand I use for noodling.
01:09:48Gross.
01:09:49Hey, William.
01:09:50We have someone here we thought you might want to talk to.
01:09:53Oh, God.
01:09:54Excuse me.
01:09:55I don't...
01:09:56Hey, Will!
01:09:57Shit.
01:09:58Hey!
01:09:59Hey!
01:10:00Hey!
01:10:01Hey!
01:10:02Hey!
01:10:03Hey!
01:10:04Hey!
01:10:05Hey!
01:10:06Hey!
01:10:07Hey!
01:10:08Hey, Will!
01:10:10Hey!
01:10:11Hey!
01:10:12Hey!
01:10:13Hey!
01:10:14How to get through!
01:10:17Hey!
01:10:18Hey!
01:10:19Hey!
01:10:20Hey!
01:10:21Hey!
01:10:22Hey!
01:10:23So I'll let you know, you're coming closer, I'm going to shoot you.
01:10:27I'm with a gun.
01:10:30Emily, what are you doing?
01:10:32Um, they made me come negotiate to release the hostages Scott and Caleb.
01:10:38I didn't really want to, but they kind of said that I had to.
01:10:42Is this supposed to come out?
01:10:45Hey, tell you what, Alan Parsons, you know what?
01:10:47Just listen to what she has to say and turn those effects down, please.
01:10:51Sorry, sorry.
01:10:53Sorry, it's just we're working really hard and trying to finish the album is all, you know?
01:10:58I don't think being rude is going to help, sir.
01:11:00Well, they want me to tell you that I love you and I forgive you
01:11:05and that if you can just release the hostages, then everything will be okay
01:11:10and you can come out of all of this safely and live happily ever after or whatever.
01:11:17But what do you want to say?
01:11:19What do I want to say?
01:11:21That I'm mad at you?
01:11:22Just stick to the script.
01:11:24I'm just...
01:11:27I'm so mad at you.
01:11:30I mean, I knew that you had problems, I do too, but I just...
01:11:34I thought we were going to help each other through them, but...
01:11:37But you just never were able to get over them. It was like you didn't even want to.
01:11:41I know, I know, I know, I know. I just, I was just doing that thing where I just let everybody get in my way
01:11:46or I was convinced they were, you know, and just, I was like, I blame you or work or just...
01:11:51I really thought it was the shithole apartment and, um, I guess I, you know, turns out I'm the shithole apartment.
01:12:01Yes, you were the shithole apartment, Will.
01:12:04I love you too much and I'm so sorry for all this.
01:12:08It's just so close.
01:12:10I'm so close at finishing the album. I'm almost done for real.
01:12:13And I just, I don't want all of this to be for nothing, you know?
01:12:17You're really close to being done, Dan?
01:12:19Like, done, done. Like, almost for real this time. We're almost done. It's just, like, fucking so close.
01:12:23Maybe I could remind you how good it used to be, you know, before, and then that'll help you to surrender.
01:12:31Emily, I know how good it used to be.
01:12:34No, no, Will, listen to me. Remember when we bought time at that cabin in Big Bear?
01:12:43That's a great idea. You know, if I heard that story, the Big Bear story, the whole thing,
01:12:49I declare that I would release the hostages.
01:12:53Okay, um, do you remember that we wanted to just get away for a weekend?
01:12:57Because we were just sick of town.
01:12:59Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm American.
01:13:01And so we loaded up all of our stuff.
01:13:03Okay, depending on how Emily tells the story, we have 25 to 38 minutes to finish this record.
01:13:08Oh, God, is it the Big Bear story?
01:13:10Yeah.
01:13:11I'm Caleb Bang Jansen!
01:13:19In the beginning, there was rock.
01:13:27And that rock progressed.
01:13:31But it went into hiding.
01:13:33There's a car with board games, and I was like, why are you bringing board games?
01:13:40And you're like, who?
01:13:41And now it is finally ready to return.
01:13:45I present to you, Epitaph for the Fallen Circus.
01:13:58You said, let's just drive up to Big Bear.
01:14:00And I was like, don't you think that we should go online?
01:14:02But you didn't want me to know that you didn't have a credit card.
01:14:04Oh, you're slating on the motherfucker!
01:14:22And we couldn't even see out of the back mirrors.
01:14:25And then all we could see is through the rearview mirrors.
01:14:27And you're like, no, no, it's fine.
01:14:29I have eyes in the back of my head.
01:14:31But you missed the pastry food that was coming along.
01:14:34And you missed those two raccoons that you hit, too.
01:14:36Yeah, and then I was like...
01:14:44Can you reach that cocaine?
01:14:45TRYON!
01:14:46Will you guys shut up?
01:14:47I'm trying to make a hit record.
01:14:49And then we went to that bar, and you were like, I want to get a yard of beer.
01:14:54And I was like, any time that they're measuring beer in distances,
01:14:58it's probably not going to end well hurt your body.
01:15:01Hey!
01:15:02Well the haha, you scared me for dinner?
01:15:04But then you came in.
01:15:39I'm the goblin.
01:15:45I smell it.
01:15:47You can try and hide.
01:15:49Sniff, sniff.
01:15:51But I will find you.
01:15:56William, I don't think we have much time.
01:15:59Basil and Texas barbecue.
01:16:02And then there was Lola barbecue.
01:16:04And then there was...
01:16:05Something's missing.
01:16:07We're missing something.
01:16:09What are you laughing at?
01:16:13That you're never gonna finish this album, Willie.
01:16:16The fuck, Vlad?
01:16:18Motherfucker.
01:16:19I call the cops.
01:16:21Why?
01:16:22Why?
01:16:23Because there's no hope, Willie.
01:16:26Because you're just like me.
01:16:28Because you're a fucking loser and you're gonna die a fucking loser.
01:16:38Don't listen to him, man.
01:16:40Right here with the loser with the little van.
01:16:44And no girlfriend and the dead father who always thought you were a loser, Willie.
01:16:50You fuck me.
01:17:06And no lad is gonna fuck you.
01:17:09So what you're gonna do, bro?
01:17:11I'm gonna do what I should have done in the first place, Vlad.
01:17:21Yes?
01:17:22I'm gonna ignore you.
01:17:23You can't finish the album, Willie.
01:17:27It's not perfect.
01:17:29I actually think that's what's gonna make it great.
01:17:31What if you fail, Willie?
01:17:34What if you make the music and nobody gets it, Willie?
01:17:41The right one's well.
01:17:47Captain, do you hear that?
01:17:49I'd recognize that sound anywhere unless it's Mobius Megatar.
01:17:52She's stalling.
01:17:53Get her out of there.
01:17:54Will, they're coming.
01:17:55They're coming.
01:17:56Swap team, you're going.
01:17:57Move, move, move, move, move, move.
01:17:58Move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move, move.
01:18:03Ah, finally we leave.
01:18:05Finally let the name.
01:18:07Real blood is death.
01:18:19Tops are here.
01:18:19William, you're out of time.
01:18:20Assuming the darkun Yoshio who's dead!
01:18:24Save my freaks To death!
01:18:24Now that's what rock'n'roll is all about!
01:18:39Hey, how's that guy?
01:18:41And the award for Album of the Year goes to...
01:18:45William Brown!
01:18:47Calamities of Castles!
01:18:49We're sad that William could be here with us today,
01:18:51but we're also grateful.
01:18:53Grateful that you fell in love with his music and his legacy.
01:18:58Frankly, we're a little surprised at the success of this album.
01:19:03But also, we're thrilled.
01:19:05And William, if you're out there watching somewhere tonight,
01:19:09we share this with you.
01:19:10Yeah, that.
01:19:12William Brown, your lawyer's here.
01:19:15Yep, winning awards.
01:19:17That's what rock'n'roll is all about.
01:19:23Hey.
01:19:33How are you?
01:19:35I'm all right. How are you?
01:19:36Good. I have some good news.
01:19:38There's gonna be an appeal, which should be a chance to get your sentence knocked down a little bit.
01:19:41Hey.
01:19:42You know, three consecutive life sentences just feels like it's a little steep.
01:19:45Yeah.
01:19:46I don't even know how that works, uh, biologically.
01:19:49You know, maybe we can get it down to life without parole.
01:19:52Yeah, with your one life.
01:19:54With my one life? Yeah.
01:19:55Mm-hmm.
01:19:56Oh, I want to tell you, this headphone company made me these, uh, custom tiny, uh, headphones.
01:20:01Wait, are those for your small ear canals?
01:20:04Yeah, they made them specifically for my small canal.
01:20:06Aww.
01:20:07I hear me talking about them in an air view and they just sent them over.
01:20:09Look, before I go, I just, I just had one quick question.
01:20:23Yeah, what's that?
01:20:25How did you do it?
01:20:29I thought we weren't supposed to talk about the deaths with us.
01:20:35No, not that.
01:20:36No, I meant how did you finish that album?
01:20:38Now listen to it and it's really, really good.
01:20:42You know, with everything that was going on, how'd you do it?
01:20:46Yeah!
01:20:49Well, let's just say I had some help.
01:20:52That makes you sound crazy.
01:20:54It does, I know, I'm sorry.
01:20:56Oh, um, I, um, I forgot.
01:21:01I left something for you and yourself.
01:21:03Okay.
01:21:04Okay.
01:21:05Okay.
01:21:06Okay.
01:21:08Bye.
01:21:09Okay.
01:21:10Okay.
01:21:12Okay.
01:21:14Okay.
01:21:15Okay.
01:21:16Okay.
01:21:17Okay.
01:21:18Now when you're getting into this community, go on a podcast.
01:21:21Okay.
01:21:22Okay.
01:21:23Okay.
01:21:24Okay.
01:21:25Let's go.
01:21:26At this question.
01:21:27Okay.
01:21:28Okay.
01:21:29Okay.
01:21:30Okay.
01:21:31You say I've lost my way
01:21:38My great spaghetti
01:21:39My thoughts are making plans
01:21:43I'll think someday you'll see
01:21:45And the threads in my head don't connect
01:21:48And my own will stare at me
01:21:51I'll sign a treaty
01:21:53Your faith sets me free
01:21:56To you
01:22:00I'll look to that
01:22:05I swear my sorrow
01:22:09I swear my sorrow
01:22:12Unless you can't
01:22:15I'm probably so you can't remember
01:22:20What's been living
01:22:22My head's a monster
01:22:25Nothing's forbidden
01:22:27If it's going to get you through a train
01:22:31Always take a bite
01:22:32And you'll see
01:22:33Cause things don't have hands
01:22:36It's such a thing
01:22:39Into this
01:22:43Into that
01:22:48I swear my sorrow
01:22:52I swear my sorrow
01:22:54Unless you can't
01:22:57I swear my sorrow
01:22:58You can't be
01:22:59I swear my sorrow
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