Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 sucks! Clair Obscur: Expedition 33 is a boring, overrated, garbage game for fake rpg fans and people with bad taste. Don't Believe The hype!
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00:00Claire Expedition 33 is by far the most overrated game of 2025 so far.
00:06This is being called one of the greatest RPGs in recent memory and has an insanely high Metacritic score, glowing reviews.
00:14Everyone's playing it on Twitch. Everyone's talking about it.
00:17They're already calling it a game of the year contender, just getting tons of praise.
00:21But we all know none of the people saying the game is good or credible.
00:26If we were to go through their trophies, they're playing trash games left and right.
00:30These reviewers, of course, they're paid shills. They can't be taken seriously whatsoever.
00:34Just fraudulent fake gamers that have no idea what real RPGs are.
00:39I mean, for God's sakes, these were the same people that said the Oblivion remaster was good.
00:44So are we really going to take the opinion of clowns like this seriously?
00:48Could never be me, but I guess it could be you.
00:50Now, listen, as the king of gaming, a.k.a. me, as someone who literally breathes RPGs, a.k.a. me, you know I'm always going to find the truth.
00:59Sniff it out. Where is it?
01:01I got a sniff. My nose is going into overdrive, sniffing out the BS and trying to find the truth.
01:07This investigative journalism that I've been doing for years, I've been hitting the streets trying to get that information so I can relay it to the public.
01:15And it just proves, once again, how truly great I am, but that's neither here nor there.
01:19Now, I usually would not even bother giving a game like this any attention as far as gameplay.
01:24I'd just usually do my steel image game as usual, you know, have some great editing in there.
01:29But we would, you know, just be talking over the steel image, even though all those videos are still highly edited.
01:34But as someone so deeply invested into RPGs, JRPGs specifically, but I will dibble and dabble in other RPGs just to see if they're good.
01:43I said, okay, you know what? I'm willing to give this game a shot.
01:46So I bought it. You know, I was like, I love RPGs.
01:49It has a turn-based combat system that these losers are calling revolutionary.
01:53They're saying it's like Persona. So that piqued my interest.
01:56I had to see what this game was hitting for. It might be good, right? Hell, it might be great.
02:01But no, after playing it, it's not even close.
02:05It's once again another fake RPG for casuals that are too stupid to play real RPGs.
02:12And that is once again a fact, not an opinion.
02:15It's a wannabe Final Fantasy, a wannabe Persona proven once again JRPGs are superior and will always be superior to Western RPGs.
02:25Western RPGs are fake RPGs that could never even come close.
02:30This game wants to be Final Fantasy so bad.
02:33It wants to be Persona so bad.
02:35It wants to be a JRPG so bad.
02:37It has an identity crisis.
02:39It doesn't have its own identity whatsoever.
02:42It feels like a straight-up copy and paste from all the other great RPGs that came out before it.
02:47And that wouldn't be a bad thing if it was executed well, but it's not.
02:51It's a boring, repetitive, grindy, wannabe Final Fantasy that doesn't even come close.
02:57I mean, even the latest Final Fantasy games, which are complete trash, I'd take those over this.
03:04That's how bad this game is.
03:06I thought we went over this already, man.
03:08The only real RPGs are JRPGs.
03:12Western RPGs are not real RPGs.
03:14They are not real gamers.
03:16People that play them are not real gamers.
03:18And that's how it's going to be from now until the end of time.
03:21The only exception, the only exception is The Witcher 3, which is a Western RPG, but that is a real RPG.
03:28It's a great game.
03:29But the gameplay in Expedition 33 is a wannabe Persona.
03:34They even copied Joker's grappling hook when you move around.
03:37It's crazy.
03:38Proven once again, Persona 5 is the GOAT.
03:41It tries to be innovative and interactive with its turn-based combat system, but it fails hard.
03:47It tries to do this flashy stuff.
03:48You have parries, you have dodges, you have quick time events, which are terrible quick time events, by the way.
03:58You have to press the button.
03:59Oh my god, it's horrible.
04:01No other JRPG would have ever had to do that.
04:04It's trying to do all this flashy stuff, but it doesn't matter how flashy your game is.
04:09If the mechanics are trash, then they're still trash, which it is.
04:12The enemies are spongy and not fun to fight whatsoever.
04:15The boss battles are all boring, repetitive, and lack any substance, any surprises, any cool features.
04:22The spell system is lazy.
04:24The upgrade systems are convoluted.
04:26The menus are a convoluted, ugly mess that is confusing and frustrating.
04:31The movement is clunky and feels stiff.
04:34It lacks any depth.
04:35There's no skill to be found anywhere in this game.
04:38You can just steamroll enemies, but once they start ramping up a little bit, it's not ramping up because it's hard.
04:44It's just they make all the enemies spongy.
04:47So it's like you're hitting, hitting, hitting, doing no damage.
04:49It's like, I'm telling you, these developers nowadays do not know how to balance enemies.
04:55It's like every game I play now, the enemies are just sponges.
04:59It's so frustrating.
05:00This would have never happened back in the day.
05:02The game just steals everything from other games and does it worse.
05:06The gameplay was so boring, it made me drowsy on several occasions.
05:11I just could not deal with this.
05:13It feels like another Sony walking simulator.
05:16So boring.
05:17The cut scenes are horrible.
05:19The characters look so unnatural and stiff.
05:22It's crazy.
05:22The story makes no sense whatsoever, and it's full of plot holes and plot armor.
05:27And they try to tell this compelling story about death and about, you know, all this humanity.
05:33And they try to make it a very somber feeling and a very grounded story.
05:37And it fails in every regard.
05:41It does not keep you engaged whatsoever.
05:43The characters are all one-dimensional cardboard cutouts that you've seen in thousands of games before.
05:49They have no interesting motives, goals, motivations, nothing.
05:52They are just there.
05:53The graphics look two gens behind at best, and that's being extremely generous.
05:59The music is awful.
06:01The voice acting made my ears bleed on several occasions.
06:05It was that horrendous.
06:06I mean, is gaming so dead that this is what's considered a good RPG nowadays?
06:13A game like this wouldn't have even got any attention back when gaming was alive and well, but gaming is so dead, the most basic, bare-bones, bottom-of-the-barrel trash is seen as great now?
06:26I just cannot believe how far gaming has fallen, man.
06:30I mean, you casual losers that play bad games all the time are responsible for this complete lack of quality nowadays.
06:38You clowns should all be ashamed of yourselves.
06:40It's your fault.
06:41It's your fault that we receive bad games like this because instead of playing good games, you'd rather play trash like this because a stupid reviewer told you to.
06:51Some trash YouTuber that doesn't even play games made a video giving their first impressions—I can't even talk right now.
06:58I'm so irritated—given their first impressions and sat here and lied to you and told you it was one of the greatest games that they've ever played, and your dumb ass believed it.
07:07Just because you see all these losers that literally don't play games for the quality of the quality of the just play games,
07:12Oh, I heard everyone's talking about it.
07:14I'll hop on it, too.
07:14So you saw everybody playing it, and you said to yourself, Okay, I need to play it, too.
07:18Not because you enjoyed it, not because you wanted to, because you were so desperate for clout.
07:22You're so desperate for clout, you'll play games like this that you have no interest in just because everyone else is playing it.
07:28It made sense for someone like me to play this game because if people are talking about a turn-based RPG, something that's great, of course, I'm going to check it out.
07:35I'm the turn-based RPG king.
07:36I mean, do we need to go over how many times I've just been sitting here just representing for RPGs, how many hours I put in turn-based?
07:45It makes sense for me to be interested in a game like this, but you people don't care.
07:50I thought turn-based RPGs were trash.
07:52I thought turn-based RPGs were trash.
07:54I thought RPGs in general are trash, and all of a sudden, RPGs are where it's at.
07:59Even though I've been preaching for years that RPGs are the best, especially JRPGs, but now we care about RPGs, dude.
08:06No, you care about fake RPGs like Oblivion, fake RPGs like Skyrim, fake RPGs like this.
08:13You don't actually care about real RPGs.
08:15You should have saw all these losers in my Oblivion comment section.
08:18I got those losers out of here because I didn't tolerate garbage taste, so their comments got removed anyway.
08:23But JRPGs are trash, man.
08:25I agree with you, but yeah, no, JRPGs, like, shut your fake gamer punk ass up.
08:31You don't come to my goddamn domain and tell me anything.
08:34I tell you something and you listen.
08:37You're going to sit here and say, JRPGs are trash and not for real gamers, but if I go through your trophies, your punk ass is only playing GTA 5, Fortnite, Call of Duty, and all this other fraudulent stuff.
08:47Man, get the hell off my channel.
08:49You frauds don't deserve to be here.
08:51You don't deserve to tell me anything.
08:53I'm the alpha.
08:53I'm the omega.
08:54I have thousands upon thousands of hours into games.
08:57Single games, by the way.
08:59We're not talking about just overall.
09:00I have thousands of hours into single RPGs.
09:03I really do this.
09:05So if you're going to listen to anybody, you should listen to me because I have the proof, the stats, the badges to back it up.
09:12You don't.
09:14You only want to play an RPG now because everyone's talking about it.
09:17You're a fraud, and you will always be a fraud.
09:19But bottom line, this is the most overrated game of 2025 so far.
09:24If GTA 6 releases, then that'll take the title as the most overrated game of 2025.
09:28But as it stands right now, this is the most overrated game of 2025.
09:31It's nowhere near as good as people are hyping it up to be.
09:36It's just not.
09:37It has nothing going for it, and it'll be forgotten in the next week.
09:40I mean, people are already forgetting about it, and the game is only a couple days old.
09:44So it's just sad, man.
09:45It's like you people need to play better games to stop embarrassing yourself.
09:48This is getting ridiculous at this point.
09:51And then we'll have losers like, oh, but come on, young.
09:53Come on, young.
09:53I mean, like, come on.
09:54Well, why don't you just give people some recommendations on what they should play in, man?
09:58All you do is just make these videos hating on games and calling people out and insulting people for their gaming preferences.
10:07And you're just so mean.
10:08You're such a mean guy.
10:09Why don't you put people onto some games that maybe they should check out?
10:13No, why should I?
10:14I shouldn't have to.
10:16I've tried to help you losers out in the past, and you didn't want to listen to me.
10:18Young is nothing but a troll.
10:20Young is nothing but a contrarian.
10:21Young, it just says things for Rage Bait.
10:24He's only a Rage Bait channel.
10:25Don't take him seriously.
10:26So why should I help you out?
10:28I don't know what I'm talking about, right?
10:30Although I have the greatest taste that the universe has ever seen when it comes to gaming.
10:34But no one takes Young seriously.
10:36Why listen to him?
10:37So no, I'm not interested in helping you losers out.
10:39I'm going to keep exposing bad games like this because I am pissed off, deeply irritated,
10:45that trash like this gets all the attention.
10:47I can name 30 games that released this year that are better than this, and they get no
10:54attention.
10:55They get no hype, no praise because a stupid IGN or any type of trash channel reviewer didn't
11:02hype them up, didn't get paid to talk about them.
11:04Trash streamers, trash YouTubers that don't even play games didn't get paid to talk about
11:09them.
11:10So you don't think they're good, right?
11:12Because let's be honest, you don't care about a game's quality.
11:14You just care about what your favorite stupid YouTuber had to say.
11:18What your favorite stupid streamer, who are all frauds by the way, had to say.
11:21So no, I'm not interested in helping you clowns out.
11:24You clowns need to be motivated to help yourselves out.
11:26As a matter of fact, no, what you clowns need to do is fade away.
11:30Just like this goddamn character on the screen, that's what you need to do.
11:33Get the hell out of gaming.