Alternate Title: The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remastered Is A Disaster! Worst Remastered Game Ever?
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remaster Review Oblivion Remastered sucks, its a boring, repetitive, lazy cashgrab for fake gamers. Don't buy oblivion remastered listen to the king of gaming. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remaster Sucks! The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remake sucks
The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remaster Review Oblivion Remastered sucks, its a boring, repetitive, lazy cashgrab for fake gamers. Don't buy oblivion remastered listen to the king of gaming. The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remaster Sucks! The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion Remake sucks
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00:00If you buy Oblivion Remastered, you're an idiot.
00:04Listen, Oblivion is one of the most overrated garbage games of all time, and that is a fact, not an opinion.
00:10It's a fake RPG for losers, fake gamers, casuals, and frauds that are too stupid, too mentally inept to play real RPGs.
00:18And that is once again a fact, not an opinion.
00:20It was trash when it released all those years ago, and guess what? It's still trash now.
00:25A new coat of paint does not change that.
00:27You can polish up a turd all you want. You can make it look nice and pretty, but the stench will always be there because a turd is still a turd.
00:36And that's what Oblivion is. It's always been a turd, praised by losers that can never play real RPGs.
00:44Western RPGs are the laziest, most bottom-of-the-barrel, low-IQ games you can play, and that is once again a fact, not an opinion.
00:52JRPGs have always been far superior, and they will remain far superior.
00:58JRPGs are real RPGs. These Western RPGs, it's like I don't take anyone seriously.
01:03And calling these games RPGs in the first place to me is very disrespectful.
01:08Skyrim ain't no RPG. Oblivion ain't no RPG. None of these are actual RPGs.
01:13They're RPGs for, once again, losers that can't play real RPGs, training wheel gamers that have to have all this help.
01:21They could never play an old-school JRPG from the 90s that didn't hold their hand and tell them where to go and what to do 24-7 because they're not mentally up to par.
01:30It's sad, man.
01:31It's like, you know gaming is dead when they remaster some irrelevant fossil of a game no one asked for.
01:39I have not seen a single soul talking about Oblivion in years.
01:44I forgot Oblivion even existed. That's how irrelevant it was.
01:48And then I'm seeing all this everywhere. Oblivion remastered.
01:51And I'm like, Oblivion?
01:52I heard nothing about Oblivion since the goddamn Stone Age.
01:56It's so crazy.
01:58It's so hilarious.
01:59Well, it's not actually hilarious. It's really sad how creatively bankrupt the gaming industry is.
02:05Not an original thought or idea anywhere in sight.
02:08Let's remake everything. Let's remaster everything.
02:11Let's rely on nostalgia because we have nothing else to offer.
02:15And these balding, middle-aged gamers who live trash lives will, of course, flock to these games because it reminds them of their pathetic childhoods.
02:24It's sad.
02:25It's like, oh, let's rely on that nostalgia.
02:28I remember playing Oblivion when I was, oh, the sweet memories of my trash gaming career.
02:33Oh my gosh, man.
02:34I used to play with my friends and I remember coming home from school.
02:38I played Oblivion and I went on some adventures.
02:41I used to watch some YouTubers, post Oblivion content.
02:44Oblivion NPCs, man.
02:46Hoo-hoo!
02:49No!
02:49This game, this remaster does not fix any of the issues.
02:55You cannot, just because you remaster some trash game, you cannot fix the trash story Oblivion has.
03:01You cannot fix the trash gameplay Oblivion has.
03:04You cannot fix the overall just trash aspect of Oblivion.
03:08It has always been a terrible, a poor man's RPG.
03:13Always!
03:14And a remaster, once again, is not going to change that.
03:17The only people that are excited for this are losers, fake gamers, casuals, and frauds.
03:24When are you clowns going to stop embarrassing yourselves?
03:27It's like, man, and it sucks because you gotta be, when people think of gamers, they think of these idiots.
03:33They don't think of higher level thinkers such as myself.
03:35They don't think of people with great tastes such as myself.
03:38These are the losers that get tossed into the forefront of gaming.
03:42So when you think of gaming, you think of a loser that plays Fortnite.
03:44You think of a loser that plays Call of Duty.
03:46You think of a loser that plays Oblivion and any of these garbage, mainstream, trash games.
03:50That's what you think of.
03:51You don't think of higher level thinkers like me and that's the problem.
03:54I should be the poster child for gaming.
03:56I should be the one, which I am, and everyone knows I'm the king of gaming,
04:00but it's like I'm not in that mainstream light to where enough people know who I am
04:04because they know what would happen if that happened.
04:07If more people knew who I was and knew how I've been representing the real gamers,
04:12man, I would be able to just crumble gaming as we know it.
04:14That's why they do everything they can to suppress me.
04:17They don't promote my videos.
04:18They don't promote anything to do with me because they know I'm the only one that has the power
04:22to stop this garbage gaming industry as we know it.
04:27Nothing but trash being pushed out left and right and I am so sick of it.
04:32This is why I don't even bother playing new games anymore because it's soulless.
04:37It's nothing but slop.
04:38It is a remake.
04:39It is a remaster.
04:40It is a lazy sequel.
04:42It is nothing worth playing now.
04:45Nintendo is the only driving force for creativity right now.
04:49Every game that Nintendo drops is creatively magnificent.
04:54I mean, just beautiful game upon beautiful game and that's why the Switch 2 is going to dominate,
04:59but the PlayStation ain't doing it.
05:00Xbox definitely ain't doing it.
05:02PC definitely ain't doing it.
05:03It's like nobody else is releasing good games.
05:07I'm tired of it.
05:08I don't want to keep seeing remakes.
05:11I do not want to keep seeing remasters.
05:14Let's get more new IPs and it's like it's so sad when a brand new IP actually does come
05:20out when developers actually do put their heart and soul into creating a brand new experience.
05:24Oh, you losers can't be bothered to pick that up.
05:27Why?
05:27Because you're too busy playing a fucking remake, a remaster or something like that.
05:31That's so lazy, so trash because you're trash because you're lazy.
05:36You people don't achieve anything.
05:39You don't achieve anything.
05:41You still watch IGN reviews.
05:43Like imagine watching IGN reviews in 2025.
05:46It could never be me, but it could be you.
05:47You still watch garbage ass content creators that we ain't never even seen them play a game
05:53on stream.
05:53We ain't never even seen them play a game, but they want to review games and talk about
05:57games.
05:57When's the last time we've seen any of these bums actually play a game?
06:00When's the last time we've checked any of these bums trophies to see if they're actually
06:03gaming?
06:03I really do this.
06:05I got credentials out here.
06:07I'm solidified.
06:07I'm solid.
06:08I'm good in the hood, but they're not.
06:10It's like stop listening to stupid people that have no idea what gaming is, which is 99% of
06:17YouTube.
06:18They have no idea what gaming is.
06:19They have no idea what gaming took.
06:22Do you know what it took to get here for someone like me?
06:25I bought and played incredible games years ago.
06:28This took effort.
06:29This took talent.
06:31I didn't just sit here and play bad games and get lucky because I say ooh and ah and
06:36I play trash games 24-7 and I make noises like when I play a game.
06:40Ooh, chat.
06:41Ooh, chat.
06:42And I just go crazy.
06:44No, I had to actually play good games.
06:46Back in my day, back in my era, they would have never been able to get away with this,
06:51but they're able to get away with it left and right because you stupid consumers,
06:54you're not gamers.
06:55You're not gamers at all.
06:56You are stupid consumers.
06:57You are blind consumers that will continue to buy and play trash games like this because
07:02you have no common sense.
07:05See, common sense ain't too common.
07:07You people are stupid.
07:09You're ignorant and you don't care to change that.
07:12You do not care to change that.
07:16If you are stupid, it is your job to correct that behavior.
07:22If you are ignorant, it is your job to correct that behavior.
07:26If someone like me is coming out here speaking the gospel, someone like me is trying to steer
07:29you in the right direction and you just want to be ignorant because everyone else is, then
07:34you're no different from everyone else.
07:35You're a loser.
07:36So keep enjoying your garbage games like this.
07:39The soulless, these garbage cash grabs, keep enjoying them because that's all you deserve.
07:44You don't deserve good games.
07:45And what I find so disgusting about it is by buying these games and supporting these
07:51games, you don't just hurt you, which is what you do.
07:53Your minds are mush.
07:55You're literally suffering from brain rot.
07:57But you hurt people like me that deserve good games.
08:00You hurt real gamers out there that deserve good games, that deserve to have the best effort
08:04put into the games that they play.
08:07And we don't get that because of you stupid losers that have been plaguing gaming for years.
08:12It's like gaming going mainstream was the worst thing to ever happen because now we have
08:19to deal with an influx of casual losers that will never get it together.
08:25Get the hell out of gaming, man.