Gogglebox S25E12
Gogglebox Season 25 Episode 12
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00:00i'm like i'm drooling i know but they're from east they
00:03they haven't got no green bits on you won't cover the green bits up with
00:07bear bits you can't tell for the raisins though can you
00:09yeah because they're green yeah
00:14oh you probably bastard
00:16oh that's them click drops
00:21yes this is incriminating let's listen
00:27see ya what what just happened
00:31hey look then he's perked up at last
00:35you'd expect this to like a holywood blockbuster
00:42just bounce jane just bounce
00:46yes oh i'm giving my favorite audience then he's liking your vanilla spice
00:51have you got trump fatigue yet no he's a great disruptor mary
00:55in the week a massive power cut shook down spain and portugal we enjoyed lots of great telly
01:03danny dale was getting a grilling on itv how much money did you get paid for presenting the wall
01:12these are all the questions that we want to know it's a question hmrc want to know
01:17don't tell him does she work for hmrc
01:24she might do wedding season was drawing to a close on e4
01:29our couples are reflecting on just how far they've come since their wedding days
01:35as i was going up the aisle nutty my best man said it's not too late to change your mind and then my
01:40brother said that i had earwax in my ear oh giles don't say that it was too late he was just you
01:46didn't it was too late to do anything about her no your brother was just saying that to punish you
01:51for telling your sister she had bad breath oh i see she went up the aisle okay and you had to be a
01:57genius to play david tennant's new game on itv congratulations you have passed the test genius
02:05game you are one of 11 players 11 plays quite an odd number to have really 11 isn't it yeah that
02:13throws me off immediately you know do 10 or 12 because if we're pairing up someone's left out
02:19someone's stuck with david
02:35check it guys the london marathon medal look at that mel introduced me to this new style of running
02:42and she told me about this running strategy called jeffy the city keys so jeffin is where you
02:49decide to run a certain amount yeah and then walk a certain amount be very systematic with it okay
02:54so throughout the whole marathon or pretty much yeah we ran for four minutes then walked for one
03:00minute at the end when we had when we were at mile 24 mel stopped doing the break she started running
03:07i was crying where's my break yeah where's jeff going where are you jeffs on saturday it was no
03:16holds barred as celebrities took to the hot seat for the return of this on itv this is gonna be good
03:23this i've been waiting for this i loved it last time the assembly always every time i hear the
03:28assembly it reminds me school yeah knowing you had the assembly at school i was always late
03:33michael sheen last time ago only now i think with danny dyer he's gonna go up a level you know i love to
03:42see danny dyer gets integrated integrated that's right hi danny how are you i'm really well you're
03:50okay nice to meet you can i absolutely pleasure to meet you should you have a paddle yeah yeah you
03:54don't like oh i can't be doing with people cuddling me oh god lovely deep breath what's the question
04:03then when joe kicked you out she emptied your shared bank account do you still have a shared bank account
04:10now oh oh that's his wife holly senders no his real wife no yeah yeah she didn't kick me out
04:20because i was a prick okay and she deserved better he's being honest that's brutal drag him back to
04:27one of the lowest points in his life and then laugh at him how working class would it send your son to
04:34a five in school oh wow really good question touchy subject that is isn't it oh yes i could divide
04:41the nation i'm very proud of my roots but i want better for me kids you have kids you want to give
04:49them everything you can sometimes it backfires on you slightly because now they're not streetwise correct
04:54we've saved that about hours don't we you know one of them up their rolex nick the other day you
05:01know they i don't think they've ever been on a bus my kids why we don't have to do they no it's like
05:07a driven door to door in a bentley in a bentley in a bentley you know because i own a bentley
05:13that's like i care to that it is in jane's focus never been on a bus me and my mum we are fans of
05:20yours we love you so much we do oh bless him however is your mum fit danny's taking this too far
05:31whenever somebody asks you if your mum's fit you don't go oh yeah
05:38i've been struggling with my anxiety bless him i struggle with that sometimes i feel like there are
05:44too many changes in the world it's confusing it's very confusing world we live in oh my god it's just
05:49he's speaking for everybody i know you've been struggling yourself how do you control your
05:54anxiety good question we all have it drink and drugs
06:00you know what i do harry i learned about meditation oh wow okay i never thought he'd say that can you
06:08show us please come on down just close your eyes yeah just put your hands in a nice relaxed position yes
06:15oh he's gonna do one i did meditation with johnny dyer come on all you're gonna do is when you breathe
06:20in in your mind you're gonna say one so it's one one and then when you breathe out
06:29two two he's probably paid top whack to be told this as well exactly he's telling us this for free
06:36and then you go back to one one do it in your mind yeah oh yeah shut up
06:44see this is why i can't meditate with you okay and then sometimes
06:48with our brains still talking to us i just go one
06:51just relax your forehead
07:00i can't relax my forehead relax your face
07:02you're fucking falling asleep
07:14he's really tough with himself isn't he did you see the smile on his face yeah that was special
07:19wasn't it very special lovely that he opened his eyes and the whole group of people were doing it
07:25very lovely
07:28time for some music now oh oh they're gonna do a song i forgot about the song
07:32it's got a lovely voice does she sing on the last one i think so she's good
07:45i don't ask you to sing
08:15isn't it amazing how music brings people out of their cells i think he's holding back to his
08:21early one two three four oh he's crying as well i'm gonna start crying he's danny crier
08:29i don't think i'm gonna do a song i'm gonna do a song i'm gonna do a song
08:44i bet danny's really pleased that he's done this
08:59oh that was brilliant they could release that nothing and make it into a charity single
09:05she's lovely that singer isn't she
09:10oh he's always all overcome he's overcome
09:13i didn't show you who sounded danny there didn't it fair play
09:15i like danny dyer now even if he has got a bentley
09:20i know he's got a bentley
09:21in wiltshire do you think dogs get things like headaches um they might have a bit he certainly
09:31has a bit of free-floating anxiety mary how do you know well the way he was looking at me earlier
09:37on when i was eating your chicken sandwich giles and his wife mary you haven't eaten it you
09:44horribly greedy creep have you eaten it or not right it was there mary okay just
09:52everest was there for the mountaineers and they said why did they climb everest unless
09:56they said because it was there your chicken sandwich was there in the kitchen and i wasn't
10:01sure whether you clocked it or not right that's passive aggression so as a punishment i'm going
10:07to hide the rest of the bread i'm not getting any more yes on wednesday night our favorite scottish
10:14thespian was blowing our minds with a brand new quiz show on itv do you know what i read it paid
10:20for the making cups coronation street the three big guns in here itv with david tennant putting
10:25money in wrong places in my opinion welcome to genius game hello doctor genius that's us
10:32folks straight away to be fair you will take part in a series of mind-bending games but each day one
10:39of you will be eliminated oh daniela i like this this is worrying because it implies you've got to be
10:45brainy to play it you're about to experience some beautiful defeats and ugly victory oh bring on the
10:52ugly i read an article in the medical journal why do we not have geniuses today like we used to in the
10:58past go to beethoven bruce and it turned out they all either had syphilis or tb oh after playing a
11:08mind-boggling elimination game contestants paul and pasha had to battle it out to remain in the game
11:15your first death match is same or different it's a bit like spot the difference oh we might be all
11:21right at this if it's just like spot the difference in each round players will be faced with a grid of nine
11:27pictures right these pictures have three properties the first is shape circle square or triangle i know
11:35them ones i know all them shapes oh easy easy hang on the second is shape color blue red or yellow
11:44all right i'm following so far yeah the third is background color white black or green get in this
11:52what the fuck may it take the geniuses to figure out the rules i said is where every property of the
11:57three pictures is either the same or different i'm going to be honest i've actually got less
12:03information in the deeds for my house if players lose the world to live at any point we have medics who
12:10come around right one six and no eight four two bosh eight foot incorrect how is it incorrect
12:23because hey it's got a different background you know that
12:26one two three one four seven different colored squares on the same background that's it so you've
12:36got one two three and you've got one four seven um four five eight what what two triangles
12:44wake up four five eight incorrect minus one point oh pasha come on even i got this i honestly don't
12:52think she knows the rules no one four seven thank you paul complete what where would it be complete
13:02she's gone too quick that is in click minus one point so there's another sequence there then yeah
13:07what's the other thing you said one two three one two three oh one point late i don't know what i'm
13:16doing you said one two three at the beginning straight away one oh yeah this is a harder one
13:32two three four connect one point okay oh pasha oh well done three six seven six one point
13:41come on girl yes come on girl get come on beat is out you know what i'm rooting for her
13:46two eight seven no two eight nine two eight nine you can't change she changed her mind two eight nine
13:52two eight seven and connect minus one point she took on her boss yeah she does not oh she should have
13:59she kept her mouth short oh paul's gonna have two eight nine now he's thinking thank you
14:05good night sorry yeah he stole it he just took her answer i don't like paul i don't like you paul
14:12you don't deserve to be in the lead i would have done the same i'm not good i would i would too
14:16after going from strength to strength in the next two rounds pasha had a one point lead in the fifth and
14:22final game
14:25one point nice okay it's one point good girl oh yes three six eight
14:31connect one point oh oh she's gonna roll three seven nine connect one point oh it's getting close
14:39seven eight nine seven eight nine no not seven eight nine seven hang on
14:42one three six then connect to minus one point oh she's really gonna rock it up now i'm straight
14:49never it four five six
14:55you have passed too many times in the round it's now over yeah
15:00shall i put your name forward you're on that program simon no
15:06okay no no i don't think i could cope with the pressure or the questions or the game break
15:12do you know what once they got over telling all rules it actually were a decent game wasn't it
15:17mind watching that it's giving me headache yeah it doesn't tell you any rules i couldn't tell
15:22you rules but blah blah blah blah rules blah blah blah blah fun game eventually
15:36clasgow i've been on right move why well just because everybody's everybody's always obsessed
15:41with right move so i thought i'll see what this is all about yeah and now i've realized that we're
15:44never going to be able to buy a house until we're 207. roshine and a boyfriend show don't worry
15:50we'll be fine we'll just stay with my dad and come off off 50 or something oh that'll be so
15:53we can all lie in the bed like the bucket family that shall in the chocolate factory how about that
15:57that sounds amazing you up for it yeah that'll be good that's always how i envisioned my
16:0220s in bed with your mom and dad yeah me you mom and dad lying in bed with a blanket on
16:06it'll be so good oh i'll be brilliant on sunday night more talented fingers were being given a
16:12platform on channel 4. do you know i played liz and instruments in my lifetime which ones the bongo drums
16:18drums the normal drums a flute and harmonica i still do with the harmonica i bust it out every now
16:28then when i've never seen you do it at home because you guys make fun of me this week we are in sheffield
16:36have we been to sheffield no for jack and emma's wedding yes welcome to the piano
16:42now i've got into my head that i want to learn the piano you've got more chances of being on that
16:52station collecting train tickets and play the piano next to arrive at our piano is charlie oh i love
17:00this guy already he looked like garis maloney i was thinking i myself she's a brick man jolly i'm
17:07oldie 18. 18. i knew you've played the piano for years tell me about it well i started playing piano
17:14technically when i was four what was i doing when i was four play-doh you won't stop yeah if i had been
17:21given the correct resources and every instrument in the world to pick from oh you know i could have
17:28been someone big so you blame my mom and dad they limited me and my options in life and now i'm just
17:36a retail manager what do you love playing and then they hit atonal music oh wait tonal music what's that
17:43a-tonal music means no identifiable melody oh oh it's just hitting keys well i think this is something
17:52new for us steve something new and do you like your own stuff yeah yeah this one that i'll be playing
17:57today i take inspiration from anglerfish what what sorry what anglerfish wow it's a concept
18:04that one that anglerfish i love that yeah yeah i'm over here oh my god how'd you take inspiration
18:12from that though you could take inspiration from anything in life but you know some of us are
18:16limited in their thinking first i was afraid okay it's giving villain let's go
18:29it's giving fish danielo it's giving fish oh my gosh i gotta stand up for that oh oh my gosh what
18:41where's it going what does he think it's good or bad it's aquatic it is aquatic why is it aquatic do you
18:49know what simon now i've seen the photo of the fish i couldn't i can relate to the music
18:59his body is contorting to the music
19:09we're being attracted we're being drawn drawn to this it's not as bad as i thought it would be
19:15suddenly it goes into a massive fiery agitato section
19:20i'm getting a little bit agitato listening to that all that came out of nowhere that
19:25he was very ding ding ding came with a boost and suss to catch give it catch give me catch give me catch
19:38give speed on his fingers
19:45my goodness simon oh yeah he knows he's just slayed the train station down there yeah
19:51charlie everyone well done charlie don't understand they're not have it but it was good
20:02black moon i tell you what page absolutely had me screaming in bed last night
20:07uh no but now the black toenail you're not getting that out pete and his little sister sophie
20:15page rips the duvet off me with the toenail in it i've had an amputation at two o'clock this morning
20:24i've not slept all night because my big toes literally go boom boom boom boom i absolutely screamed
20:30at the page went you're right you're all right i'm nearly right and bring me boss and so on
20:36on wednesday raf and his team of tech wizards were intercepting more cybercrime on bbc one
20:43you can't move for scams literally scams scams scams i mean somebody rang me up the other day
20:51wanted to speak to me about work ah i bet you got him off quick did you think it's all right i did
20:56this is scam interceptors
21:01well this is just up my street i love touching probes i want to be a scam interceptor
21:08you'd be coming after those people i would i'd be like i know your home address i know what you want
21:14i will find you i'll be listening on that show this scammer is claiming to be calling from amazon
21:21i read that one that's a red flag because if you tried speaking to anybody at amazon about anything
21:27it's impossible it's a nightmare some hackers managed to get all of your personal information
21:34and they're trying on amazon to purchase the iphone 13. this is what got raped
21:39because we have access to the scammer's screen we can see that he's already got this woman to
21:44download remote access software to her computer oh i hate this man so they can see what the scammer
21:52sees yeah do you do any kind of online banking oh no i've never heard of that that's what i would say
22:01once the woman's logged into her online banking the scammer will be able to see all her personal
22:08information oh my gosh it appears the woman's customer number contains her date of birth
22:15not much to go on but we can establish she's in her 80s oh bless her
22:21god she's in that 80s so she knows how tears to clean off
22:24that's right because i have to write everything down on easy
22:28why would you do this to someone old
22:30oh did they see her number ringer but she's on the phone great ma'am great
22:40it's as we feared sarah's too busy on her mobile with the scammer
22:44to answer our call she's not going to answer is she you would never pick up never pick up so if
22:51you were getting scrapped you'd be like especially if it's a number i don't know i'd never like to
22:55call no thanks hub interceptor alice uses the bank account saw code to find an area sarah may live in
23:03if she's open that bank account in a branch in a town at least i'll get the area i don't know how
23:08they're going to find the house i'm telling this but you see i'm i'm in a wheelchair oh crazy just
23:15goes freaking worse see these scammers man they just got cold in it just don't give a
23:20shit you take your time you take your time no you're right you'll take your time
23:24he literally heard her see she's on a wheelchair and she needs both hands
23:30and he's still scumming her and saying take your time you're going to hell
23:35will this take very long because they've just brought my lunch they've just brought my lunch
23:40to the care home yeah she is and the care home staff not gonna cut on what's going on do you
23:45not realize sir in room 73 he's getting scammed she's got a care in there feeding her food
23:53if you're a kid sitting in that room with the old woman and she's on an international money
23:56transfer you'd be thinking what are you doing since it's been happening to my what oh here we go she
24:03might tell him now do not share anything to anyone ma'am he's telling her not to tell anyone yeah
24:08you little snake to not share your honest thing to anyone very practice yeah god he knows what
24:16he's doing today you're a fucker no but just share them with me it's fine and i'll scam you
24:22ah they've done it what's happened your online banking and mobile app have been disabled
24:28yes the bank's blocked him the scammers have now hit a dead end and need a new way to try and steal
24:35sarah's money oh they're going in again jesus christ it's like a bunch of sharks the scammer
24:41has blanked sarah's screen again so she can't see it gift cards look oh he's trying to get her to buy
24:47some gift cards so you need to be handy with your credit card it's gonna do it it's gonna take her
24:53money the only other option we've got is to restart his computer yeah yeah reboot his ass reboot his ass
25:00i'm poised to ring sarah's mobile as soon as her call drops yeah because at least that has
25:05computer that'll shut that'll shut his call off then they can phone them i'm restarting now
25:12oh he's done it he's gone i'm calling her i'm calling her it's ringing
25:18answer come on sarah you've been on the phone for hours
25:22ah yes yeah it's an error yes the person you were just talking to is a scammer they are not who they
25:28claim to be they're trying to steal your money thank you oh she's always so thanks bye
25:35you just took his word for thank you thanks for that i might try to get scammed again just to see
25:40if rav gives me a call playing right into the scammer's hands yeah that rav's gonna turn up and intercept it
25:48oh rav i've been scammed
25:50it's not spicy for you
25:57i'm just a tad
26:16i knew it i knew it would be too spicy for you
26:22you can see that red chili is flowing
26:27yum
26:31is it actually yum
26:32why is it just too spicy
26:41on sunday night we went wild again with tom hanks on bbc one see this is why i told you get third card
26:48dad i feel so left out now is this still going on have we not done all the americas yet it's a big
26:57place the america's this time on the america's what's on the card stock the west coast west coast
27:05west coast
27:06oh i wonder where the west coast is in america
27:10these misty forests are also home to a daredevil oh my god what is that what's that a salamander is
27:20this is a wandering salamander to find a mate he sets out on an extraordinary journey
27:30he's off trekking for some nookie don't tell me to climb that tree
27:38a female could be 200 feet above it you'll never make it easy to do the females no oh i won't go
27:44that's how would you for a bit of people i don't know it's the human equivalent of five empire state
27:52buildings oh i suppose they haven't got much else to do
28:00that's one of the most irish things irish things you've ever said
28:05made it oh there he is his goal is within reach oh is she in there a fern now oh a boudoir penthouse
28:20and yes his perfect match oh there she is there she is oh there we go that's this beautiful salamander
28:30right just one problem oh this one else another male got there first she's already met someone
28:38she's not gonna have the two of them is she well if you have it oh nothing for it but to keep searching
28:44on to the next plenty more salamanders in the trees is there another one in another room somewhere
28:54another fern mat come on this one's got to be the one
28:57one and another couple oh no he's a bit late to the party isn't he
29:05not again oh he's having an absolute man this lot it's about that in 2025 isn't it yeah is it
29:13everyone's taken oh apart from you yeah apart from me this search for love has reached
29:21reached the end of the road oh no this is a bit sad oh he's come to the end of the branch what's
29:29gonna happen he has a trick look look look look one that has never been filmed before what you're doing
29:39he's not gonna jump surely not he is yes
29:50oh look at him he's doing his uh mission impossible thing using his tail as a runner and spreading his arms
29:59and legs he can steer through the air he's steering it's not just he's falling with style safely gliding 200
30:11feet down would say he's gliding it looks like he's falling there we go just bounces off look that's a soft landing man
30:21that's amazing that's clever now to renew his quest for a mate by scaling a different tree
30:33what another tree oh it's starting again oh i couldn't be bothered i'd tell her if you want to meet me
30:39meet me downstairs in the lobby yeah
30:43i might buy a big uh panamara act this year for holidays you're going to bloody
30:50malloc and african uh america dave and his wife shirley what do you always say about my head getting
30:57burnt in the sand yeah but you don't need to get a panamara oh because you'd have me walking
31:01mounted in one of those bloody doggy uh oasis bloody acts what's wrong with them yeah but then
31:08it covers your eyes and it covers your your eyes because your head's always burning i know you always
31:15end up with terrible crocodile skin i know it looks awful you do the same thing every year don't you
31:23burn your legs and your head i don't burn my legs i haven't built my legs for years
31:29oh remember that's how you boot them yeah i know and you put yoghurt on them and tossed them ah oh
31:38on friday there was a report on social etiquette that made the news on the bbc
31:43half dies now friday yeah do you think the dog is interested in current affairs
31:49and of course he isn't now we've all been there on public transports or in other shared spaces with
31:56someone playing music or having noisy conversations on their mobile phones what are you putting at me
32:04oh does my head in well now there are calls for them to be fined good idea you do watch your videos
32:11loud no i don't that's the way that's the way no i'm not having that no you do people listen to music
32:18watching memes loud but you know when they're going through their tick tock or whatever the reels
32:23drives me insane folk are fed up the liberal democrats are fed up they're calling for a
32:28ban with a fine of up to a thousand pounds oh it's reassuring isn't it the lib dems are getting
32:35involved in the big issues and we got reformed doing potholes and we're sorted now nothing else
32:41going on in the world nothing i noticed you were chatting to a friend on your speakerphone
32:45you know what rohan's sate she's on a blackpool to manchester airport train there lovely do you
32:50think some people might find it annoying oh yeah yeah yeah oh yeah yeah yeah he does not care
32:59he's forgotten his headphones but that's no excuse i did that didn't i on the train recently i forgot
33:04my headphones yeah what did i do i did the honorable thing yeah and i went and got some spurious ones
33:10out of the shop yeah you got your ass smack for him 15 quid and then they won't charge they
33:15wouldn't charge disgusting really yeah but on the table next to us the chat is unapologetically loud
33:21that's because they're bloody pissed that's why have they literally got a kebab and a bottle of prosecco
33:26my kind of gals i i i'm you know what i'm gonna join them i'm not gonna lie
33:30have i got page great say hi hello there's page hiya page oh it's page yeah you're on telly page
33:38this is lisa i'm with chloe and i'm making a film about people like pearl north i told you
33:45it's come from manchester airport that chat loudly on trains
33:50i'd pull up with them being loud and stuff if they give me some kebab you would
34:00i'm not being funny who's gonna go up to two rowdy ladies and got a bottle of lady
34:05special between them and a kebab you know that's a bold enough statement you need to stay the
34:09fuck away yeah the scene is set yeah you two girlies do whatever you like yeah the liberal
34:14democrats are thinking about a one thousand pound fine for headphone dodgers that's too good i'm
34:22the world's worst you are for speakerphone i better start serving up have i do you know what annoys me
34:30is when someone's having a juicy conversation and they haven't got it on speakerphone yeah i want to
34:36hear what the other person's saying as well you want to know all the dates exactly if you're going
34:41to be allowed about your conversation share it with the group properly please i've been known to
34:45pause my own music so i can hear weak to what the conversation is oh god and if you've got your
34:50sunglasses on you can stare yeah
35:00it bleeds my lady shaver's giving up the ghost have you got one i can borrow
35:05i am well i hope will you let me have a go with it because i can't go around with this
35:09flooded stubble i've got more stubble than that sister's ellie and dizzy oh my god feel how
35:15stubbly that is oh easy go on let me get it for you where point i want to get it oh
35:24i don't know why don't you want me to do it for you i'm not going to do you dirty i'm trying to i don't
35:36want a fun shave like you i'm not there yet you're in denial on monday this morning was full of beans
35:45on itv it's not going to look interested mary yeah they're my favorite biscuits besides ginger
35:51what are you shouting for i want to hear you i can't hear myself talking i'm listening how's it
35:58hello there and welcome to your mondays this morning they are starting to look more and more
36:03like each other it's weird do you think they morphed they've morphed into each other i saw a picture of
36:08cat the other day putting biscuits into her mouth and mouth she managed to get three wagon wheels or
36:14something why because she's good at it it's a race that took place on friday night it was a boat race
36:19wasn't it in tembridge in oxford friday night yeah oh no two american college students went head to
36:26head in the world's first sperm race head to help get it don't go straight though don't they because
36:34i've seen them on the on the slab on a microscope they're like swimmers
36:39oh jakey with the competitors ready and an audience watching around the world there was just one
36:46question who would come first oh oh god i don't know i would have to flick this over
36:52she won't like this smut do you know what you wouldn't have got any of this with phil and holly
36:57no oh christ christ the place has gone turned off the legend has it no they're having a face off
37:07that the louder than you chant the faster they swim oh you won't be shaking any hands would you
37:14oh god this is what happens when you run out of a competition ideas for the future of humanity
37:21it's there oh look oh there they are look fucking hell can you hear something like the grand
37:28national tristan milker explode here they go here they go here they go what the i don't know we're
37:34watching sperm racing it's good isn't it was that good for you or was it was for me
37:44only in america it's all good fun isn't it fun joining us now uh the man with the world's fastest
37:53film tristan milker oh there he is hello tristan what's his name tristan milker that can't be right
38:00it is and a guy who came second asher progan came second oh oh he looks fucked off don't he
38:08good morning guys good morning i don't like making eye contact with these gentlemen
38:14they both look like they spend a lot of time masturbating i'm not going outside and asher
38:19commiserations uh sadly your sperm just wasn't up to it in the end the sperm's just not good enough
38:25asher sorry mate sadly it was not um i think i need to do more training take it more serious you know
38:31how'd you dream for this oh there's plenty of men do plenty of training how were you two selected to
38:38represent so there was a man named dick gay dick gay that can't be true did he just say dick gay
38:47dick gay this isn't real is it april the first he came to my door and he knocked and he asked me if
38:54i wanted to be a sperm racing athlete it's not a sport it shut door in the face if somebody came and
39:03asked you that leave somebody come and knocked on your door said oh morning my name's dick gay
39:09and we're doing a spare wrist would you like to be involved i'm asking me
39:18it leads your sofa's creaking like my knees
39:24my bed's which i discovered last saturday when we were out and i tried to go down and do gunfingers
39:28but i couldn't get down and i couldn't get back up best friends danielle and daniella you know what
39:34i'm glad the funky house air is finished because that was a lot of down on the floor migraine skank
39:39nightmare oh i've got migraine skank i've got migraine skank when the postman comes with me bills
39:44that's a migraine skank and i'm very much up here i can stay up here migraine skank don't even jump
39:50because the doctor said don't jump so i'm just gonna step in the middle of that skank we're not
39:58there but there's a dawn yeah on tuesday night there was more marital mayhem on e4 are you ready
40:05to lock in for another episode of mass yeah bring it on what episode is this 372 honestly like
40:11probably near the end now ellie don't know what i'm gonna watch when it's finished
40:14oh that reminds me to me anniversary soon yeah what date is it
40:23it's in may 20 seconds that's right for the first time in married at first side history
40:29we are introducing a brand new week to this experiment a brand new week oh no here comes
40:34the curveball introducing a lot of bits and bobs this time round you don't like change do you
40:41no thought we were done with the tasks yeah well we thought it was all over one was it
40:47so they have had some ups and downs carina and paul but weirdly amongst all the couples they've been
40:53one of the strongest oh oh no what's in the letter we can now reveal that during the matchmaking process
41:03there was more than one person you were compatible with oh no that's no take oh they're going to
41:10introduce another person yes and see if they're tempted that is just the last thing i expected to
41:15do today you know like i mean not that i have to oh so they've got a choice though you don't have to go
41:20to see the other person there is you know someone else is out there that's apparently also very
41:24compatible you know with you know with me then yeah i'm just i'm just extremely curious i think you
41:28might be talking yourself into it yeah yeah i think you might be in it but you'll go no no not if i'm
41:33the right person no i would i want to go oh i would obviously my decision is going to be a no
41:39right good so karen has got no interest somehow i'm going to feel it deep down
41:44the pool's not going to say the same thing yeah so what's it gonna be
41:48um we all know what you're gonna say he's going who's made the decision aye
41:59why is he pretending like he's mulling this over can you give us your answer why does he take so long
42:05to talk yeah i'll um yeah i reckon yeah i'll uh yeah i'll i'll go and meet that person
42:17you fucked it pal
42:23i think she's dressed to impress a little bit here just a little bit i'm good how are you
42:28you paul i'm hannah hannah is the complete opposite absolutely of karina what do you do
42:35look what do i do i like to travel you like to travel yeah i like i like to hike so you're an
42:41outdoorsy person yeah this is so dead this conversation do you know what he's done he
42:47hadn't thought this through he thought he's gonna meet this person and have this instant spark so what
42:52happened with your why didn't it work out with your wife oh yeah get out of that one yeah no there
42:58we are oh here we are answer that here's the six million dollar question no i know everything is
43:04working really well with my wife oh really oh yeah yeah yeah yes working really well this is why i've
43:12come on a date with him so if you're so happy why are you here yes good question hannah give it to him
43:20so what are you gonna say to that paul hmm she'll be out of curiosity you know oh she doesn't like
43:28it look at her face um i'm a very loyal person i'm a very loyal person loyal male yeah and now he's
43:36sat with another woman having a cheese ball yeah i'm basically in the loyal navy law all right i think
43:44that's it yep oh wow it doesn't look good does it no what is that
43:50is he's taking a bite out of the chocolate and put it back because i didn't like the taste of it
43:56i used to do that a lot
43:57i've had the worst day ever
44:04i've had the worst day ever
44:08oh my god okay i can't bear it i can't
44:12who are you saying puff down oh yeah oh i just couldn't wait to come back
44:15fuck me that's the guilty man right there ask him where he's been so i've got good news yes
44:20it's good news i went and i didn't like her yeah you're still in it's good news i went and she
44:32rejected me so i'll come back to you you went i went out of curiosity because i was just curious i
44:37wanted to know who the fuck is this person oh it's gonna go fucking sir by all this
44:42ew it was so weird like literally babe like i know it sounds crazy but like purely
44:49curiosity what am i doing
44:55oh my god as soon as i met her first of all physically what the hell she's like
44:59she's taking it very well oh i think she's just biding her time just so you know it was
45:21that's why i'm not angry i'm disappointed it just made me feel oh
45:25that's sick oh no no no she's off the sofa she's ready to go yeah i feel like she could head
45:31walk in here i'm not i don't care i'm i'm done oh here we go oh carina