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12:37Nurse, it's now time to teach you how to fight
12:40I want you to take your new weapon
12:42And, with the bravery of a noble knight
12:44Beat up Clyde
12:45What?
12:46Kick Clyde's ass, new kid
12:47What'd I do?
12:47I'm the king, Clyde
12:48And the king wishes to be amused
12:50Go on, new kid
12:50Kick his ass
12:51I'm gonna kick your ass
12:56Clyde, you have to wait your turn
12:57That's lame
12:58No, Clyde
12:59It's like olden times
13:00You have to wait your turn
13:01Like in the Middle Ages, Clyde
13:03I know it's lame, Clyde
13:04But that's how we're fucking doing it
13:05Alright, douchebag
13:06Bash Clyde's face in
13:07Don't be shocked
13:08Die
13:09Die
13:09Come on, fight
13:21Ah!
13:34Is that all you got?
13:36Oh my god, it's butters all over again
13:37Okay, look
13:38Try putting your back into it
13:39At the last possible moment
13:40Try again
13:53Focus right before you strike
13:54Ah!
14:02Sick!
14:03Alright, fuck it
14:03One more time
14:04You can't possibly be the same
14:05I dodged that
14:10Oh, hell yeah
14:13Clyde's your bitch
14:14Alright, Clyde's wearing armor
14:15In order to hurt him
14:16I want you to hit Clyde as hard as you can
14:18Kick
14:27Oh, shit, dude
14:30I think I see blood
14:30Fucking nice, bro
14:31It's exactly what you do to guys with armor like that
14:33Okay, listen up
14:35The key to surviving in battle
14:36Is not to get hit in the boss
14:37Clyde, it's your turn to attack
14:39Douchebag, protect your boss
14:40Prepare yourself
14:43Yes, that's what I'm talking about
14:48Dude, you're already way better than Clyde
14:49Alright, it's time to use your heroic powers
14:54Using your ability takes power points
14:56Or PP for short
14:57P-P-P
14:59If you have a fucking better name for them
15:01Then fucking say it, Clyde
15:02Fucking asshole
15:03I'm the king
15:04And I say it, P-P
15:05Douchebag
15:06Use your fighter ability
15:07I need to make Clyde pay for insulting the king
15:09Didn't count
15:19Dude, that was pretty lame
15:22Try it again, dude
15:23Way to wipe that smile off his stupid face, douchebag
15:42Now do it one more time
15:43Finish him
15:44What?
15:44I was going easy
15:45Take this
15:46Suck it
15:47This does double damage
16:09I dodged that
16:25Watch that
16:25D'ugh
16:31P-P-P
16:33D'ugh
16:34P-P
16:38B-P
16:43Ha, ha, ha, ha, dude, that was awesome!
16:46You were all like, bing, the clap was all like, nah, nah, ha, ha, ha.
16:49Okay, okay, you've proved yourself worthy, juice bag.
16:52Now come inside the war tent and I shall let you see the relic.
17:00Well, here it is.
17:02The reason why humans and elves are locked in a never-ending war.
17:05The relic for which human and elf were willing to die.
17:08The Stick of Truth.
17:10Just two days ago, we took the Stick back from the elves.
17:14Our kingdom was dying, but now it thrives.
17:16For whoever controls the Stick, controls the universe.
17:19Don't gaze at it too long, for its power is too much for mere mortals to look at.
17:24Now that you have seen the Stick of Truth, let's discuss your dues.
17:27Being a member of my kingdom costs $9.95 for the first week, $4 of which is tax deductible.
17:31Alarm! Alarm! Alarm!
17:33Someone has sounded the alarm!
17:34Alarm! Alarm! Alarm!
17:35What is it?
17:36The elves are attacking!
17:37Oh my god!
17:38Defensive positions!
17:40Man, the gate! Don't let them through!
17:51Give us the Stick, humans!
17:52Fuck you, Drow Elf!
17:54Come and get it!
17:55Clyde, guard the Stick of Truth while we defend the fortress!
17:58Aye, aye!
17:59Aye, aye! We're not playing pirates, Clyde!
18:01Suspect, this is your chance to prove yourself.
18:03Hold off the asshole elves at all costs!
18:06The Stick is ours!
18:07You're wounded, douchebag!
18:28Potions will heal you!
18:29Here!
18:41Wait, whose turn is it?
18:46The rules say you can have one potion every turn.
18:48I asked for five, but this was compromise.
18:50This guy's fast, douchebag! Try to block all his attacks!
18:54Feel my wrath!
18:56Ugh!
18:57Well, if this job doesn't work out, at least you've got a future of the training dummy.
19:00Come on, get it right!
19:01Suck my balls!
19:05I said block, not get nailed by.
19:08Maybe I wasn't clear. Try again.
19:13I said block, not get nailed by.
19:17Maybe I wasn't clear. Try again.
19:18Okay, if you block all the attacks, you get a counter-attack.
19:25Look at your enemy on the ground.
19:26Weak and helpless.
19:27Kick the shit out of him!
19:31Ah, he kicked his helpless ass!
19:32Now finish off these elves in the name of the Wizard King!
19:37Ah!
19:37Oh!
19:39Ah!
19:59Ah!
20:01Ah!
20:01Ah!
20:04Oh!
20:04Ah!
20:06Ah!
20:07C'est parti, douchebag.
20:17Hey, ça a hurt.
20:19C'est pas très nice.
20:20J'ai l'air, c'est nouveau, c'est un petit.
20:21Je vais te faire de la bague.
20:30Tu as l'air, douchebag.
20:37What are you waiting for, douchebag?
20:39That guy's just standing there.
20:40Go kick his ass.
20:48Oh, man, he was totally waiting for you, dude.
20:50You can't just hit him like that.
20:52You need to try a different tactic to damage him.
20:55Look at that archer hiding behind his friend like a wood.
20:57Switch to your arrows, douchebag.
20:58Snipe that little bitch.
21:07Sweet, now you can hit the guy in the back.
21:09Go for the pink mist.
21:13Yeah, bitch, that's what you get for fucking with the wizard king.
21:16Kiss my ass.
21:19Careful, douchebag.
21:20That guy's ready for your arrows now.
21:21You gotta try something else.
21:32Hurry up!
21:37Great job, douchebag.
22:05Hey, where the hell are you fighting?
22:14Fight to the last man!
22:16Seriously, you guys!
22:23No, kitty, fight back!
22:25That's a bad kitty!
22:31Each one of you must fight as...
22:32CREATER!
22:35Let's do this, douchebag.
22:45Okay, that guy has a shield.
22:47Shields are super weak.
22:48Just hit them with your simplest hit over and over
22:49and wear them down quickly.
22:50Hell yeah, that's how you do it.
23:00The other elf let his guard down.
23:02Now's your chance.
23:03Power attack his armor!
23:08Winning.
23:11If you don't hit this bitch as hard as you can,
23:13her armor's gonna soak up all the damage.
23:14If that was a power attack,
23:22it was the weakest power attack in the history of power attacks.
23:25Drow elves, fall back!
23:46Fall back, I say!
23:47It's gone.
24:00What?
24:01The stick of truth.
24:02The elves got it.
24:02That was your one goddamn job, Clyde!
24:08To guard the stick of fucking truth!
24:12Clyde, you are hereby banished from space and time!
24:16What?
24:17No!
24:18You can't do that.
24:19Yeah, I can!
24:19You're banished and lost in time and space!
24:21Yeah!
24:22Go home, Clyde!
24:23You fought bravely on the battlefield, douchebag.
24:26Yeah, the duke had made me a douchebag,
24:27but you sure can fight!
24:29Shut up, Scott.
24:29Nobody cares what you think.
24:30Anyways, we have a bigger problem now.
24:32The stick of truth has been stolen,
24:34and we must assemble our entire army in order to get it back.
24:37But our three best warriors still haven't reported for duty, my king.
24:39Our newest member can take care of that.
24:42Douchebag, I want you to go out into the neighborhood
24:43and find my greatest warriors,
24:45Token, Tweak, and Craig.
24:47I'm texting their pictures to your personal inventory device now.
24:50But beware.
24:50The lands outside are full of marauding drow elves,
24:53monsters, and sixth graders.
24:55Be sure you're well equipped.
24:56Now go!
24:57And send my warriors here!
24:59Fighters, go with them!
25:03Guess I'm minding yourself now.
25:05You need any weapons or armor?
25:07Here's what we're selling today.
25:13Deal!
25:18A nice purchase.
25:20A nice purchase.
25:48A nice purchase.