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00:00:00Nice to see you, Bats.
00:00:03It's been too long.
00:00:05Two-Face, what have you done with the Mayor?
00:00:07Oh, he's around.
00:00:14Mmm, a giant coin. Isn't that a little obvious?
00:00:18Turn yourself in, Harvey, before anyone gets hurt.
00:00:21The doctors at Arkham can still help you.
00:00:24Hmm, tempting.
00:00:26What say we flip him for it?
00:00:28Heads? I give myself up.
00:00:31Tails? Well...
00:00:34Let's hope you've got a giant spatula in that belt of yours.
00:00:38Is he always this deranged?
00:00:40You don't know the half of it.
00:00:42Oh, and to keep you two busy, I've rigged a little challenge down there.
00:00:45Every time I flip my coin, one of those two cages will open,
00:00:49and you have to deal with whatever comes out.
00:00:52Will it be good or bad?
00:00:55The lady or the tiger?
00:00:58He's got tigers now?
00:01:00It's an expression, Robin. Get ready.
00:01:02Ready.
00:01:03Heads or tails, Dynamic, do it.
00:01:11No! My coin! Where is it?
00:01:14I've got to find my lucky coin!
00:01:16No! No!
00:01:19My coin! Where is my coin?
00:01:21I have to find it! I have to!
00:01:23Looks like the odds were in our favor this time, eh, Batman?
00:01:26The odds never favor a life of crime, Robin.
00:01:28Eventually, the big house always wins.
00:01:31Thank you, Batman, for saving my life.
00:01:34Not a problem, Mayor.
00:01:36Now that Two-Face has been apprehended, we can get him back to Arkham for rehabilitation.
00:01:40Behind the scars, I know Harvey still has the potential for good.
00:01:44Arkham can't hold me, Dark Knight.
00:01:47Eventually, I'll get out.
00:01:49And when you do, Harvey, I'll be waiting.
00:01:54ARKHAM ASSAULT
00:02:09Stop right there.
00:02:14What a rock!
00:02:17I don't suppose it'll support all three of us?
00:02:24A cat helicopter? Where do they buy these things?
00:02:27Robin, look out!
00:02:31Hold on, Robin. I've got you.
00:02:54EMPTY CAGES
00:02:56Empty cages are a clue, too, huh?
00:02:59Yes, my furry feline friends.
00:03:02Your day has finally come.
00:03:05Soon, the whole city will be your milk bowl.
00:03:09The only thing you'll be lapping up is a hot bowl of justice, Cat-Man.
00:03:13What do you know? It was him.
00:03:16The Dynamic Duo!
00:03:18I thought I dealt with you back at the museum.
00:03:21You must have as many lives as these cats.
00:03:24What's your game, Cat-Man?
00:03:26Oh, I'm purely in it for the kitties.
00:03:30They've been enslaved by humanity far too long,
00:03:33forced to sleep on couches and squat in litter boxes instead of running free.
00:03:40It's time they take their city back.
00:03:43Of course, if the resulting chaos allows me to loot the city for a few million dollars, even better.
00:03:50Big surprise. It always comes down to money with you.
00:03:53It does make the world go round, Batman.
00:03:57But I'm afraid this is the last stop for you and your chirpy companion.
00:04:02Is that supposed to be a Robin joke?
00:04:05It's time for a feeding!
00:04:07My cats! My cats!
00:04:11You've ruined everything!
00:04:20See, Robin, maybe next time you won't be so quick to judge.
00:04:24I guess I was wrong.
00:04:26But how did you know Cat-Man was behind everything and not Catwoman?
00:04:29It was obvious if you looked at how.
00:04:37Thanks, boys. I wish I could stick around, but this kitty's got a scat.
00:04:46Obvious, huh?
00:04:51It's her.
00:04:52What do you hope to get out of this, Catwoman?
00:04:54What does any girl want? Jewels, money, gold, the world?
00:05:01Turning Gotham's civilians into cats is a twisted game.
00:05:04Yeah, and enough with the bombs already.
00:05:06This place looks like it's made out of Swiss cheese.
00:05:09How about just one more, for old times' sake?
00:05:15Cat-Man! Oh, man, are we glad to see you!
00:05:17Catwoman's tearing the whole city apart!
00:05:19On the radio they said she's got some jewel that turns humans into...
00:05:28Up ahead.
00:05:29Listen, I hate the sewer.
00:05:31It smells like my toilet down here.
00:05:33And I never clean my toilet.
00:05:35Relax. The boss is on his way.
00:05:37He'll be here any minute.
00:05:39It smells like my toilet down here.
00:05:41And I never clean my toilet.
00:05:43Relax. The boss just wants us to make sure Batman and Bird Boy didn't survive the explosion.
00:05:48You saw that thing. The only ones crawling out of that wreckage are the cockroaches.
00:05:52You sure about that?
00:05:54Get him!
00:05:56I hear something. Above us.
00:05:58Oh, yeah. Tons of cash.
00:06:00Once the bosses have finished taking over the city, we're all gonna be rolling in the dough.
00:06:05Yeah, if Batman doesn't stop them first.
00:06:08And Robin.
00:06:09Quiet.
00:06:10Hey, you hear something?
00:06:11Probably just rats.
00:06:13Anyway, how can they take over the whole city?
00:06:15Even without Batman, they still gotta deal with the cops.
00:06:18That's the best part. They're hitting the cops first.
00:06:21Half the police force is already turned into cats.
00:06:24Too bad they didn't have a pig-shaped diamond, huh?
00:06:27Should we take them out or leave them?
00:06:29That's up to you, Robin.
00:06:32We're too late.
00:06:33Maybe not.
00:06:34Hey, look. It's the Batman.
00:06:36See, I told you guys he was still...
00:06:38Save the speech, Whiskers. We already heard it.
00:06:41Anyone that doesn't want to get clobbered should clear out now.
00:06:43Hey, it's that bird guy.
00:06:45What's his name?
00:06:47Sparrow?
00:06:48That's it. Time for a cat fight.
00:06:54Such incredible power.
00:06:56With one shiny rock, we were able to bring an entire city to its knees.
00:07:00Or should I say, its hind legs.
00:07:04Say whatever you want, Catman.
00:07:06Just say it a little quieter.
00:07:08I'm getting sick of the theatrics.
00:07:11Oh, what a wonderful pair you and I make.
00:07:15The biggest diamond we can take over the world together.
00:07:19From Gotham City to Katmandu.
00:07:22And I do.
00:07:24King and queen.
00:07:26Lion and lioness.
00:07:29Keep your tail down, Catboy.
00:07:31This was a one-time team-up.
00:07:33Oh, don't fight it, Catwoman.
00:07:36You couldn't dream up a more perfect specimen of man than the one and only Catman!
00:07:42Oh, I can think of one.
00:07:45But he's gone now.
00:07:51Batman!
00:07:52Always Batman!
00:07:54And Robin!
00:07:57Go on, Catman.
00:07:58Catman, it's time to protect your queen.
00:08:08Come now, Batman.
00:08:10You can't blame a girl for being financially ambitious.
00:08:13I won't have to, Catwoman.
00:08:15We have an entire justice system for that.
00:08:17All done.
00:08:18I guess we were both right this time, huh?
00:08:20No one's right when jumping to conclusions, Robin.
00:08:24I guess so.
00:08:26Come on.
00:08:27Let's get that diamond back to the museum before it causes any more trouble.
00:08:35We're installing them tomorrow.
00:08:37These new cells will be absolutely escape-proof.
00:08:41It does appear that you put Gotham's tax dollars to good.
00:08:44Sweet release.
00:08:47Is that Copperhead?
00:08:49Apparently.
00:08:50Why would he try to escape with us standing right here?
00:08:52At least it saves us the trip of dragging him back here.
00:08:56Superheroes.
00:08:59Oh, dear.
00:09:00He's gotten out again.
00:09:01Would you two mind?
00:09:03Not at all.
00:09:04Hey, Snakey.
00:09:05Probably not the smartest idea breaking out right in front of us.
00:09:08How about you slither back into that cage of yours like a good little reptile?
00:09:11How about I snap your spine instead?
00:09:15Boy, it must be tough to keep thinking up S-words.
00:09:18Let's just get him back in his cell so we can leave, Beetle.
00:09:20Wait one second.
00:09:21I want to try something.
00:09:22Hey, Copperhead.
00:09:23I heard you're a big dumb idiot.
00:09:25Is that true?
00:09:26Absolutely false.
00:09:29Now, see, I thought he was going to say, yes,
00:09:32because you know of the S in there at the end?
00:09:34Yeah, he's good.
00:09:35Enough silliness.
00:09:36It's time to skin this snake.
00:09:38That was still pretty silly.
00:09:40No prison cell can hold my slithering physique.
00:09:45Obviously, you haven't heard about the prison's new upgrades yet.
00:09:48Upgrades?
00:09:50Hey, Batman.
00:09:51Can I take this costume off?
00:09:52Can I make a pair of cowboy boots with it?
00:09:54No, I'm kidding.
00:09:55Yeah, I know.
00:09:56It's evidence.
00:09:57So you want to go grab a burger after this?
00:10:00Justice never takes a break, even for fast food.
00:10:03Yeah, I figured you'd say something like that.
00:10:06Anyway, the prison's safe now.
00:10:07Another criminal thwarted, thanks to Batman and the blue...
00:10:10Hey, wait up!
00:10:21Totally my fault.
00:10:23Why am I such an idiot?
00:10:25Calm down.
00:10:26If I hadn't opened my big trap,
00:10:28then Grodd wouldn't even know about Science Island.
00:10:30Now he does and he's going to take it over,
00:10:32all because of what I said.
00:10:33I'm sure it wasn't that bad.
00:10:35Well...
00:10:41You call these weapons, Grodd?
00:10:44You should see the technology on Science Island.
00:10:48It makes you and your money look practically prehistoric!
00:10:52Okay, that's pretty bad.
00:10:59Our plan is to infiltrate the Blue Beetle Complex,
00:11:02hopefully before Grodd and his soldiers have reached it themselves.
00:11:05I know a secret entrance,
00:11:06so we should have an easier time getting in than they will.
00:11:09Once we're in, we need to...
00:11:11Jaime, are you listening?
00:11:13What?
00:11:14Yeah, I mean...
00:11:15I just feel like such a loudmouth.
00:11:17This isn't like some other crime where we just show up to save the day.
00:11:20We're here to clean up my mess.
00:11:22That's right.
00:11:23So stay focused and listen to my plan.
00:11:25Once we're inside, we can take control of the complex
00:11:28and enable its defenses.
00:11:33Whoa!
00:11:34What is that thing?
00:11:35It's huge!
00:11:36Looks like an official licensed Batman trash can.
00:11:39Grodd looks like a trash can?
00:11:42He can talk?
00:11:44I mean, uh...
00:11:45Hey, buddy.
00:11:46Sorry about that.
00:11:47I didn't mean the whole trash can comment.
00:11:49More like a dumpster, if anything.
00:11:51Or a tank!
00:11:52Yeah, tank is much better.
00:11:53Proto likes tanks.
00:11:55This is Protobot.
00:11:57He's one of the sentient armored robots I've developed.
00:11:59I can tell.
00:12:00He has your ears.
00:12:01Proto, I'd like you to stay here and guard the Batjet.
00:12:04We'll call you if we need any backup.
00:12:06That sounds great, Batman.
00:12:08Proto will wait here until you call me.
00:12:11Ooh!
00:12:12Is this a beach?
00:12:14Unless you can also turn your arms into laser...
00:12:17Gorillas, up ahead.
00:12:18You don't need to tell me.
00:12:19I smelled them 20 feet back.
00:12:21Grodd's leaving some of his soldiers behind.
00:12:23He's obviously anticipating us following him.
00:12:25Maybe they got lost.
00:12:27Primates aren't the smartest animals, you know.
00:12:29Actually, they are.
00:12:30Come on, we need to take them out before they can radio in.
00:12:32I was just joking.
00:12:34About the smart animal thing.
00:12:35I mean, of course I knew that.
00:12:37Ha!
00:12:38All right, fine.
00:12:39I'll take the one on the left.
00:12:41You were right.
00:12:42Looks very... secret... entrance-y.
00:12:46You got the key?
00:12:47In a matter of speaking,
00:12:48I brought along the device that the last Blue Beetle gave me.
00:12:51It should open most sealed areas in the complex.
00:12:53That's handy.
00:12:54It also packs quite a punch against robots.
00:12:56So, you two must have been pretty close,
00:12:58what with him giving you the spare key to his place and all.
00:13:00He was one of the greatest heroes I've ever known.
00:13:03And a good friend.
00:13:04Oh.
00:13:05You're pretty good, too.
00:13:07Elevator.
00:13:08Nice to take a break from all the walking and fighting.
00:13:11Should we go up or down?
00:13:12We're on the ground floor, I.V.
00:13:14I knew that.
00:13:15So, up then?
00:13:17Ah.
00:13:29How does that thing work, anyway?
00:13:31It creates an electromagnetic pulse that's converted into waves,
00:13:34amplifying each other in a cyclical formation
00:13:36until the device reaches a critical mass.
00:13:38Ah, yes, of course, of course.
00:13:40I think I've got something like that.
00:13:41Here, let me try again.
00:13:42Ow!
00:13:44Looks like we need to split up to get this thing open.
00:13:47You want to take high or low?
00:13:48I...
00:13:49You know what? Let me take high.
00:13:50I've got the wings.
00:13:51By the way, you think these wings look cool, right?
00:13:53You know, I was meaning to ask you.
00:13:55I was worried they might come off a little...
00:13:57fairy princess or something, you know?
00:13:59Not that there's anything wrong with that,
00:14:01but if I'm going to get my own action figure,
00:14:02I really need to start thinking about which...
00:14:04Hi, May.
00:14:05Yeah?
00:14:06You need to start thinking about moving.
00:14:07Right.
00:14:08Way ahead of you, Batman.
00:14:09Well, way above you anyway.
00:14:10Let's go.
00:14:13So before, when you said it would be a bad thing
00:14:15if Grodd beat us here,
00:14:16how bad were you thinking?
00:14:17Pretty bad.
00:14:18Really bad?
00:14:20As in, he now controls every robot in the complex.
00:14:23I was afraid of that.
00:14:24Ah, so the heroes have arrived.
00:14:28But let's continue our chat
00:14:30in a more comfortable setting.
00:14:40Oh!
00:14:44Ow.
00:14:45Lousy monkey.
00:14:46See, I can fly whenever I want.
00:14:48I just have to be ready to fly.
00:14:50That's the thing.
00:14:51Ah, much better.
00:14:53This is where the magic happens, I take it.
00:14:56Thank you for telling me about this place, Blue Beetle.
00:15:00Without you, I might have missed out
00:15:02on one of the world's technological treasures.
00:15:05Yeah? Well, don't get cozy, Grodd.
00:15:07Batman and I are here to kick you and your monkeys
00:15:09out on your shiny red butts.
00:15:12Monkeys?
00:15:13Smooth, I make.
00:15:14But you're thinking of baboons.
00:15:16Oh, right.
00:15:17So I suppose you're going to make these machines smash us
00:15:19now that you control them.
00:15:21Now why would I let the machines have all the fun?
00:15:30No!
00:15:31No!
00:15:33I'll get you yet, Batman!
00:15:36Wow.
00:15:37He's pretty tough when he wants to be.
00:15:39I thought you two had fought before.
00:15:41Ah, yeah, well, yes.
00:15:42In a bank.
00:15:43For five minutes.
00:15:44And that was really more of a laser battle.
00:15:46Not to mention he and his monkeys sort of cheated.
00:15:48You want to get technical about it.
00:15:50So Grodd got away.
00:15:51Well, yes.
00:15:52But I got the money back.
00:15:53Come on, let's get out of here.
00:16:01What we need to find now is a hard-line computer terminal
00:16:04so I can download the schematics.
00:16:06Hey, I'm kind of like a computer terminal, right?
00:16:08You want me to zap you with this?
00:16:10Yeah, I'm going to go with a big no on that.
00:16:12Computer terminal.
00:16:13Keep your eyes peeled.
00:16:17Not literally.
00:16:18Aw.
00:16:21I'm accessing the layout now.
00:16:23Once we have that, we can use it to locate the central core.
00:16:25Central core?
00:16:26Like an Apple core?
00:16:27Basically.
00:16:28The central core is a small data mainframe
00:16:30that runs everything in the complex.
00:16:32Why the heck didn't we go there first?
00:16:34I was hoping we wouldn't have to.
00:16:36The device is about the size of a bowling ball.
00:16:38Anyone in possession of it has the ability
00:16:40to control any electrical object within 100 feet.
00:16:42Really?
00:16:43That sounds wicked.
00:16:45Hey, do you suppose I could borrow that central core thing
00:16:47once we find it?
00:16:48There's this pinball machine
00:16:49that's really been kicking my butt on campus.
00:16:51Come on.
00:16:53Grodd's gorillas are below.
00:16:54Tread quietly.
00:16:55Grodd said if we see humans, we shoot them.
00:16:58Grodd said a lot of things.
00:17:00What if humans attack us first?
00:17:02Attack with what?
00:17:03We have the guns.
00:17:04But what if they have guns too?
00:17:06You stupid.
00:17:07Heroes don't have guns.
00:17:09They just talk and try to make villains give up.
00:17:13Turn self in.
00:17:14Do right thing.
00:17:16You better did this.
00:17:18Me can help you.
00:17:19Sound like old buddies of yours.
00:17:21Not funny, Jaime.
00:17:25Halt.
00:17:26Intruders.
00:17:27You do not have clearance.
00:17:29I think they found us.
00:17:30Please remain still until you are escorted away.
00:17:34All hail Grodd.
00:17:36Jaime.
00:17:37Yeah?
00:17:38You know those pistons you mentioned earlier?
00:17:39I call them los perros grandes.
00:17:41Get ready to use them.
00:17:42On three.
00:17:43One.
00:17:44Two.
00:17:45Three.
00:17:47Finally.
00:17:48Let's crack this thing open and get out of here.
00:17:50I feel like a rat in a maze.
00:17:51I need to use Ted's gadget to remove its defenses.
00:17:54One moment.
00:17:56That should do it.
00:17:57Ooh, shiny.
00:18:00Thanks for the gift, Batman.
00:18:06Oh, come on.
00:18:08If this device does what you say it can,
00:18:11then it's worth more than this barren island.
00:18:14Assuming you can get out of this room with it.
00:18:16Pretty safe assumption.
00:18:24Grab on.
00:18:25We can't let Grodd get away.
00:18:26Hello?
00:18:27Do you not see the giant wings sticking out of my back?
00:18:30This is faster.
00:18:31Fine.
00:18:41We've got you now, you big dumb monkey.
00:18:44There's nowhere to run, Grodd.
00:18:45Hand over the device.
00:18:47Batman, you've returned.
00:18:49Frodo is happy.
00:18:50Protobot, stay back.
00:18:52What an amazing piece of technology, Batman.
00:18:56Mind if I take him for a spin?
00:18:59Not good, right?
00:19:05Really not good.
00:19:06Frodo is sorry, Batman.
00:19:08Sorry he must kill you.
00:19:16I hope you learned a lesson about bragging, Blue Beetle.
00:19:19Believe me, I did.
00:19:21Next supervillain I fight, I'm keeping my mouth shut.
00:19:26But what about Grodd?
00:19:28He knows about this island now.
00:19:30He'll try this again.
00:19:31What's going on?
00:19:32Where am I?
00:19:33How did I get here?
00:19:35Well, that's convenient.
00:19:37Come on, let's take this monkey back to his cage.
00:19:40In Blackgate.
00:19:46It's nearly midnight.
00:19:48Time to wind back the clock on Gotham's famous dark night.
00:19:54What's this one's name again?
00:19:56Clock King.
00:19:57Does he always make puns about time?
00:20:00Like clockwork.
00:20:01Excuse me, I am talking here.
00:20:04Sorry, Clock King, we didn't mean to tick you off.
00:20:07Or grind your gears.
00:20:10Yes, well I...
00:20:12Hey, this is no time for the funny stuff.
00:20:15You should have seen the villains we had back when I was starting out.
00:20:19Now those were some classy foes.
00:20:21I'll bet.
00:20:22I have planted explosives all over the...
00:20:25You ever hear of the Metal Menace?
00:20:27Of course.
00:20:28Fifty foot tall robots with metal clamps for hands.
00:20:30They came from outer space, you know.
00:20:32Really?
00:20:33I can't believe they're not listening to me again.
00:20:35Explosives!
00:20:37All over Big Ben.
00:20:39And they will go off at the stroke of midnight.
00:20:41Unless you...
00:20:43What about Brainwave?
00:20:45Oh boy.
00:20:46I haven't thought about him in ages.
00:20:49His head must have been about three feet tall.
00:20:51I always got him and Dr. Savannah confused.
00:20:53You're not the only one, kid.
00:20:55Enough silliness.
00:20:56It is now time to die, heroes.
00:20:59You can catch up in the afterlife.
00:21:02Auf Wiedersehen.
00:21:03Ready, Hawkman?
00:21:05I've been ready for forty years, Batman.
00:21:07Let's go.
00:21:09Tick tock, tick tock.
00:21:11There isn't much time left until Big Ben is a pile of rocks.
00:21:17That was quite a workout.
00:21:19It's great to see you in action, Hawkman.
00:21:21You've been my hero ever since I was a kid.
00:21:23But this is the first time I've had the opportunity to team up with you, one-on-one.
00:21:27Happy to help, kid.
00:21:29I'm just glad I was here in the area.
00:21:31And you're doing a real good job out there in Gotham City.
00:21:34Well, thanks.
00:21:36Come on.
00:21:37Let's get this hunk of junk back to the watch repair shop and call it a night.
00:21:47Dark Knight
00:21:55Well done, Dark Knight.
00:21:57It appears that Clock King's time has finally run out.
00:22:02Gentlemen, ghost!
00:22:05Tut, tut.
00:22:06No attempt to reason with me first.
00:22:09What are you doing in London?
00:22:11For the answer to that, Batman,
00:22:13you and your elderly acquaintance will have to follow me down the rabbit hole.
00:22:18Cheerio.
00:22:19It's obviously a trap.
00:22:21That's never stopped me before.
00:22:25I can float more slowly if it would help.
00:22:28This is really more of a stroll than a chase.
00:22:31Don't worry about us, son.
00:22:32We can keep up just fine.
00:22:34Enough games, Craddock.
00:22:35We've already dealt with one crazy villain tonight.
00:22:38Of course you have.
00:22:39Who do you think hired him to lead you here?
00:22:44Getting tired, Craddock?
00:22:46Hardly, Batman.
00:22:47I just wanted to pop by and deliver both of you a present.
00:22:50And what present would that be, Deadhead?
00:22:52I'll give you a hint.
00:22:54It has eight wheels, forty seats, and is about to grind you both into mush.
00:22:59I thought you...
00:23:00We'll have to catch the next one.
00:23:05This sure doesn't look like a subway anymore.
00:23:08It's an old mine shaft.
00:23:10The London Underground must have been built on top of it.
00:23:12From what I can tell, it's at least three hundred years old.
00:23:15Well, that's mine for some bad guys, then.
00:23:20You really must be careful, Batman.
00:23:22This entire place is falling to pieces.
00:23:25Much like your companion there.
00:23:27The only thing falling to pieces is my patience for you, Ghost.
00:23:36Don't let him get to you, kid.
00:23:38That's just what these villains want.
00:23:40A real hero learns to dodge the insults along with the punches.
00:23:43You're right.
00:23:44Now let's find another way out of here.
00:23:46My wings are getting dusty.
00:23:49Another dead end, huh?
00:23:51Maybe that gentleman Ghost fella could lend us a map of this place.
00:23:55Oh, but that would spoil all the fun, wouldn't it?
00:23:58This isn't fun, Craddock.
00:24:00It's dangerous down here.
00:24:01Oh, I don't know, Batman.
00:24:03Your friend seems to be enjoying himself.
00:24:05Loving it, Ghost?
00:24:07Why don't you hover a little closer?
00:24:09I'd like to introduce you to my spiked friend here.
00:24:12Oh, perhaps later.
00:24:14Right now, you two should worry about running.
00:24:16Running?
00:24:17Hurry! Back the way we came!
00:24:19This should be a hoot.
00:24:21Just like one of those fancy metal roller coasters they've got nowadays.
00:24:24Ever been on one of those?
00:24:26Not recently.
00:24:27Next stop, Gentleman Ghost.
00:24:29We should check this cart out before using it.
00:24:31We need to make sure it's safe.
00:24:32And let the bad guy get away? Come on, son.
00:24:35Where are your guts?
00:24:36We're superheroes.
00:24:38Some box on wheels isn't going to do us in.
00:24:41We've got to keep moving, so hop on in.
00:24:44These warriors haven't fought anyone in over 600 years.
00:24:48Apologies if they're a tad rusty.
00:24:50It's cruel to reanimate the dead like this, Gentleman Ghost.
00:24:53No, what's cruel is to cost someone their life in the first place.
00:24:57Your death wasn't my fault, Craddock.
00:25:00Now turn yourself in and stop all this madness before it goes too far.
00:25:03Oh, my dear Batman.
00:25:05We're just getting warmed up.
00:25:07I'll be seeing you.
00:25:10This really has been enjoyable, gentlemen.
00:25:13But I'm afraid our journey is nearly at its end.
00:25:16Oh, how I will treasure our adventure together when you're both long dead.
00:25:21Some much sooner than others, of course.
00:25:24I can hold my own, punk.
00:25:26Don't worry about me.
00:25:28Tart, tart, Batman.
00:25:30Forcing old heroes through new gauntlets.
00:25:33That's not very heroic, is it?
00:25:35I'm fine, really.
00:25:36Now let's get down there and finish this.
00:25:38The ground is solid, but I may be able to blast through it with my explosives.
00:25:42Use them. We can't let a madman like him get away.
00:25:52You're crossing a line, Craddock.
00:25:54By giving these fine gentlemen an opportunity to protect one of their own.
00:25:58Come now, my children.
00:26:00Play with the heroes.
00:26:07Careful, my avian acquaintance.
00:26:09We wouldn't want you throwing out your back before the grand reveal.
00:26:13Huckman, are you...
00:26:14I'm fine.
00:26:15Got anything in that belt of yours to shut him up?
00:26:17Oh dear, it's getting a bit crass down here.
00:26:20I know when I'm not wanted.
00:26:25Deeper and deeper into the abyss.
00:26:29They should sell tickets to a ride this enjoyable.
00:26:32Journey down into the depths of the underworld.
00:26:35On your left, the remains of the once great Batman.
00:26:38On your right, his rotting, winged friend.
00:26:41You're one to call us rotting, Craddock.
00:26:43Rotting?
00:26:45You should see his face. It's like he fell asleep in the microwave.
00:26:48Ha! I appreciate the invisibility, then.
00:26:51Thanks for sparing us, Ghost.
00:26:53That was uncalled for, Batman.
00:26:55Cheerio, heroes.
00:27:00Looks like we're at the end.
00:27:02Know where we're headed?
00:27:04I've got a pretty good idea.
00:27:05It's not the first time that Craddock and I have been down here.
00:27:07So it's personal, then.
00:27:09For him, it is.
00:27:10In case we don't make it out of this alive, Huckman,
00:27:12it's been an honor fighting alongside you.
00:27:14The honor's all mine, kid.
00:27:23I had a feeling this is where you were dragging us.
00:27:25Just like old times, eh, Dark Knight?
00:27:31Craddock!
00:27:32Astaroth, it's been too long.
00:27:36You are not welcome here.
00:27:38Ah, but when you see the gift I've brought you, you may change your tune.
00:27:42Gift?
00:27:43I present to you, oh great Astaroth.
00:27:46In his centurial appearance,
00:27:48that loathsome, manipulative, do-gooding creature of the night known as...
00:27:52The Batman.
00:27:54That... man?
00:27:56Oh, yes. You know his name.
00:27:58He who made a fool of you.
00:28:00He who cost me my life.
00:28:02I deliver him to you, Astaroth, for the most meager of fees.
00:28:06What are your terms?
00:28:08I deserve but one thing.
00:28:10That which Batman took from me a hundred years ago.
00:28:13Give me back my life, demon Astaroth, and the Batman is yours.
00:28:17Shouldn't I ever say this?
00:28:19It is done.
00:28:21I accept your offer, Craddock.
00:28:23I will burn the Bat-creature to ashes,
00:28:25and when he is gone, you shall have your life restored.
00:28:29Excuse me?
00:28:31Fellow with the horns?
00:28:32Who is this impudent bird?
00:28:34I offer him as well, my Dark Lord.
00:28:36Do with him as you like.
00:28:38It seems to me that this is hardly a fair fight.
00:28:41Seeing how you've got a good fifty feet on us.
00:28:44How about fighting someone your own size?
00:28:50Well, that didn't work.
00:28:52I will enjoy this.
00:28:54It has been centuries since I've had a good fight.
00:29:00Craddock, our deal is broken.
00:29:03You will never have your life back.
00:29:06Never!
00:29:07You've ruined everything, Batman.
00:29:09First you cost me my life, and now you've ruined my death.
00:29:12I hope I can take some small pleasure in burying you two alive.
00:29:21This should spice things up a bit.
00:29:23I hope someone up there ordered bat and hawk soup.
00:29:26The whole room is filling with lava.
00:29:28Then we better move fast.
00:29:30Keep jumping, kid.
00:29:31Stay above the floor.
00:29:32I can see that.
00:29:35Gentlemen Ghost, your plan is foiled.
00:29:38Turn yourself in so we can call it a night.
00:29:40It's fitting that it ends here, don't you think?
00:29:42I won't be coming quietly, Batman.
00:29:45You're a dangerous threat to every villain out there.
00:29:47And I'm going to end your life before you cost anyone else theirs.
00:29:51In case you didn't notice, Ghosty, there are two of us and only one of you.
00:29:55Oh, Hawkman, your eyes must be going.
00:29:58Surely you can see that I'm surrounded by friends here.
00:30:02Let's fight, boys.
00:30:04Let's try that again.
00:30:07This is the second time you've stolen my mortality from me, Batman.
00:30:12Your own law-breaking is what cost you your life, Gentleman Ghost.
00:30:16All I wanted was another chance.
00:30:20Being a hero isn't just about strength, Batman.
00:30:23It's about strength of character.
00:30:25And showing respect, even for your enemies.
00:30:30Come on, let's get you back to Blackgate.
00:30:37The jig is up, Cold.
00:30:38You and your cohorts have nowhere left to run.
00:30:40The rogues have no beef with you, Batman.
00:30:43We're only taking back what society owes us.
00:30:46By my count, it's you three that owe society.
00:30:48Ten to twenty years each in Ironhide's penitentiary.
00:30:51Want me to torch him?
00:30:52Not yet, Heatwave.
00:30:53The rogues don't need Batman's death on our hands.
00:30:57We'd get every nutjob in the Cape hunting us down.
00:31:00I saw action. What'd I miss?
00:31:03It had to be Gardner.
00:31:04Hey, it's that other Green Lantern.
00:31:07What's that supposed to mean, Flamehead?
00:31:09It means you're a backup hero who should stick to his own jurisdiction.
00:31:13Jurisdiction? Buddy, this whole galaxy is my jurisdiction.
00:31:18Remind me who these guys are again?
00:31:20Captain Cold, Heatwave, and the Weather Wizard.
00:31:22Longtime enemies of the Flash,
00:31:24and the last three villains you'd ever want to meet on a frozen mountaintop.
00:31:27Weather Wizard, our discussion here is over.
00:31:31If you wouldn't mind brewing up a storm.
00:31:34You read my mind, Cold.
00:31:37Always great to help, Bats.
00:31:39Give me a call next time you're in trouble.
00:31:40I wasn't in trouble, and you nearly got us killed.
00:31:43What's that?
00:31:44What kind of idiot runs into a battle with three villains he hasn't even researched?
00:31:47Research? Come on.
00:31:49One guy's dressed like an Eskimo, the other looks like a fireman.
00:31:52Doesn't take a genius to know what they're going to hit us with.
00:31:54There were three of them.
00:31:56Oh, sorry.
00:31:58You know what? I take it back.
00:32:00I'm done saving your butt.
00:32:01I've got enough people to save.
00:32:03People that like me.
00:32:05Why do I keep getting teamed up with Guy Gardner?
00:32:20If it isn't the Green Lantern's problem child, Guy Gardner.
00:32:25Mungle.
00:32:26You're looking awfully incensed.
00:32:29I don't know what that means, so I'm going to assume that was an insult.
00:32:33Calm down, Gardner. Mungle's in custody now.
00:32:36I'm just a kid.
00:32:38I'm just a kid.
00:32:40I'm just a kid.
00:32:42I'm just a kid.
00:32:44I'm just a kid.
00:32:46Calm down, Gardner. Mungle's in custody now.
00:32:49I'm just escorting him to a science cell.
00:32:51I find it humorous that you were unable to subdue me during our last encounter, Guy.
00:32:57And yet, Batman, without a ring of his own, was.
00:33:02What are you trying to imply, Sunflower?
00:33:05That some heroes don't need jewelry to act tough.
00:33:10I'll show you tough!
00:33:16Argh!
00:33:23Enough!
00:33:25I couldn't agree more, Batman.
00:33:29Goodbye.
00:33:35What were you thinking?
00:33:40That ain't good.
00:33:43Greetings, heroes.
00:33:45Sinestro!
00:33:46Now, Guy, there's no need for that.
00:33:49There's always a need for that.
00:33:51Guy, he's not hostile.
00:33:53Batman's right.
00:33:55Now, I assume you two being here has something to do with these creatures that have invaded my planet?
00:34:01Your planet? You enslaved your own people and made them live in fear.
00:34:05And in turn, we've lived in a society completely devoid of crime and invasions.
00:34:12Until today.
00:34:14Such is the price of order.
00:34:16You abuse the powers of the Green Lantern!
00:34:19And here you are, ready to show my people that green is, once again, good.
00:34:26I assume this entire debacle was somehow Gardner's fault?
00:34:30You're still a wanted criminal, Sinestro. Don't expect any favors.
00:34:33Fair enough.
00:34:35Just ahead, you'll find a passage under the square leading to our prison cells.
00:34:40You're bound to find some more starfish down there.
00:34:43And when you're done cleaning up your mess, please find your way off my rock.
00:34:50I appreciate you cleaning up your mess, heroes.
00:34:53And now it's time to take out the garbage. And by garbage, I mean you, Five-Head.
00:34:58Oh, I doubt it. Not if you want to know where Star-All was headed next.
00:35:03Where's that, Sinestro?
00:35:04A truce. For now.
00:35:06What?!
00:35:07I'm leaving Korogar in the direction of the planet Gibble.
00:35:10If you hurry, you might be able to catch him.
00:35:13Come on, Guy.
00:35:14Oh, I ain't leaving this lion criminal scum behind.
00:35:17It's trash day, and I'm about to put you out on the curb.
00:35:20If you have any intention of recapturing Star-All, Guy, then we have to leave right now.
00:35:26This ain't the end of this, Sinestro. I'll be back for you later.
00:35:31I'm sure you will, Guy Gardner. And I'll be ready.
00:35:38The Sidekick. He has returned in our time of peril.
00:35:43Sidekick? Oh, right.
00:35:45But where is the Great One?
00:35:48I'll handle this one, Bats. They're obviously talking about me.
00:35:51That's right, you squishy little... whatever you are.
00:35:54Guy Gardner, the greatest Green Lantern who ever lived, is here to save you.
00:35:58Guy, please.
00:35:59Come on, Bats. Don't be jealous now.
00:36:01Sidekick, who is this Green Man? And why is his haircut so... oddly?
00:36:07What'd he say?
00:36:08People of the planet Gibble, we have come to rid you of the star-shaped menace that plagues your world.
00:36:13Please remain calm. Your day of suffering at the tentacles of these foul creatures is at an end.
00:36:18All thanks to the amazing... Guy Gardner!
00:36:21That's right, come on, give it up, don't be shy.
00:36:24Lousy Gibbles.
00:36:27Hurry, Sidekick. We must flee the planet before we are overtaken by the star-shaped threat.
00:36:33That's really not necessary.
00:36:35Frightened little fellas, aren't they? Come on, let's check out their ship.
00:36:38Guy, that's not our priority right now.
00:36:40I think I saw a starfish climb on board, so... there, now it is.
00:36:46It was a rocky landing, but at least no one got hurt.
00:36:49The Sidekick and his Green Man have returned.
00:36:52Right. Now about that statue. Hold on, I'm getting a call.
00:36:56Seriously?
00:36:57It's a distress call, Bats. Somewhere on this planet, another Green Lantern is in trouble.
00:37:09Thank you, Guy, Batman. I'm not sure how long I've been out.
00:37:13Not long, according to my readings. You shouldn't experience any permanent damage as a result of this attack.
00:37:18Arisia, what were you doing out here?
00:37:20I came to the planet Gibble on a peacekeeping mission, to provide aid to its inhabitants.
00:37:25The citizens here are good-natured, but frequently targeted by space pirates for what little food and valuables they have.
00:37:31I came here to distribute rations and check in on the injured.
00:37:34That's when Starro showed up. He released an army of his starfish on the Gibble people.
00:37:39We weren't prepared for anything like this.
00:37:41I tried to fight them off, but there were too many of them.
00:37:44The last thing I remember was sending out a distress call, then the two of you arriving and waking me up.
00:37:51We have to help them, Guy. The Gibbles aren't warriors, they can't-
00:37:55We took care of it, Arisia. Don't worry, these little gumwads are fine now.
00:37:59Do you have any idea where Starro was headed after he left this planet?
00:38:02Yes, I targeted his trajectory just before I passed out.
00:38:05Let's see, it looks like he was headed toward Glaciata, the ice planet.
00:38:09That's not far from here.
00:38:11And Guy, Kilowog was supposed to be taking a group of recruits up there today for some training.
00:38:15The Grunts?
00:38:16I'd better come with you.
00:38:17Not in your condition, lady. You stay here and I'll take care of it.
00:38:20I am still a lantern, Guy Gardner.
00:38:22What I think Guy means to say is, there are a lot of Gibble people here that could use your help.
00:38:27You're right. Travel safely. May Oa protect you. And thank you both for saving me.
00:38:35If they're all frozen like this, then this planet will be a cakewalk.
00:38:38We can probably leave it here for now and come back for it later.
00:38:41Negative. If this thing thaws out, it's going after the first creature it sees.
00:38:45We're not taking any chances. Help me break it open.
00:38:48You got it, Green Lantern.
00:38:51The starfish ain't the only one caught in the cold. Not so tough now, are you, dummy?
00:38:55It looks like he's in our way.
00:38:57Time to wake up and take your medicine. And by medicine, I mean a healthy dose of my fist in your face.
00:39:05About time some backup showed. Good to see you, Guy.
00:39:07I'm just glad you're okay, Kilowog.
00:39:09What? No insults? Who's this pooser and what's he done with my pal Guy Gardner?
00:39:14Guy's had a rough day. Staro escaped the science cells. We've been rounding up his offspring ever since.
00:39:19And it's all my fault. I caused so much trouble this time. I don't deserve to wear this ring.
00:39:25Calm down, buddy. You took an oath, and I expect you to stick by that.
00:39:29But the new recruits...
00:39:30Don't worry about them. They're young. They'll bounce back. Right, newbies?
00:39:35Yes, sir!
00:39:37You know, Guy, being a Green Lantern ain't just one training session and you're done.
00:39:41It's something you work at your whole life. And what you learn from your mistakes makes you an even stronger Lantern.
00:39:47I guess.
00:39:49Aw, snap him out of it, will ya, Batman? You know what these rings run on.
00:39:53Guy, it looks like we have one more Staro left.
00:39:56Need any help? I was just getting warmed up when you two showed.
00:39:59Tend to your troops, Kilowog. We can take it from here.
00:40:02Suit yourself. Hey!
00:40:05I'm never eating seafood again.
00:40:07Let's get Staro back to his science cell.
00:40:09This is one fish that's too big for my ring, Batman. HQ's sending a few Lanterns our way to help bring him back.
00:40:14Good. In the meantime, let's...
00:40:16Hold on, Bats. I'm getting a transmission.
00:40:18Say again?
00:40:19What?
00:40:20No. It can't be.
00:40:23What is it?
00:40:24I know where Mom is.
00:40:25She's not here.
00:40:26She's not here?
00:40:27She's not here.
00:40:28She's not here.
00:40:29She's not here.
00:40:30She's not here.
00:40:31She's not here.
00:40:32It can't be.
00:40:33What is it?
00:40:34I know where Mongo is.
00:40:35And it ain't good.
00:40:36Come on.
00:40:41It's Mogo.
00:40:42He said Mongo's just ahead.
00:40:44It's hard to read, though.
00:40:46My ring isn't getting much power.
00:40:47You've got to get your will back, Guy.
00:40:49Mogo needs you.
00:40:50The Core needs you.
00:40:51And... I need you, partner.
00:40:54I don't know.
00:40:55I get so angry.
00:40:56I'll tell you what I do know.
00:40:57That of all the stubborn, strong-minded people on Earth, the Core chose you.
00:41:01Mogo didn't send a ring to me, or Superman, or Wonder Woman.
00:41:05He sent one to Guy Gardner.
00:41:06Because Guy Gardner has what it takes to be a Green Lantern.
00:41:09Because Guy Gardner is the real deal.
00:41:12You think so?
00:41:13I know so.
00:41:14Now it's time to man up and teach Mongo that if he messes with one Lantern...
00:41:18He messes with all of us.
00:41:20Thanks, Bats.
00:41:25We're at the Core.
00:41:26Mongo's already broken through.
00:41:28We're too late.
00:41:30Not yet.
00:41:31Hurry.
00:41:37Nice of you to drop by, Batman.
00:41:40And I see you brought your bumbling sidekick as well.
00:41:44Care for a rematch, Guy?
00:41:46Or did you just come to watch as I tear apart everything you hold dear?
00:41:51Come on, Guy. Now's your moment.
00:41:53You know I can't control myself, Batman.
00:41:55One more insult from Mongo and I'll be body slamming both of us into Mogo's battery.
00:41:59Controlling your anger isn't about refusing to fight, Guy.
00:42:02It's about thinking before you act and knowing when to attack.
00:42:05What an inspiring pep talk.
00:42:07Now, let's see if your monkey's learned any new tricks.
00:42:11The only monkey I see here, Mongo, is yellow.
00:42:14And I'm about to prove just how yellow you are.
00:42:18Do your best, Earthman.
00:42:23Way to keep your cool, Guy.
00:42:24That's nothing.
00:42:25I just let Sunshine here do all the fighting.
00:42:28The poor kid really tuckered himself out.
00:42:30Kid?
00:42:31Baby want a bottle?
00:42:33A bottle? Gardner, I am not some child.
00:42:38They're so cute at this age, ain't they?
00:42:40Come on. Let's get this bumblebee back to the science cells.
00:42:43A joke? From the world's greatest detective?
00:42:47Oh, man. The boys back on Oa are never going to believe this one.
00:42:55Not so chatty anymore, eh, Lemonhead?
00:42:57I'm impressed, Guy.
00:42:58You finally learned that a hero's greatest weapon is his mind.
00:43:10Yeah, well, fists work pretty well, too.
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01:03:04Welcome to my world, Caped Crusader.
01:03:06A world of mint condition crime-fighting,
01:03:09and die-cut chromium.
01:03:12Sure, you've made it through those last few adventures,
01:03:14but how hard is it to beat a bunch of kitty cat cosplayers,
01:03:18and knee high space Gremlins?
01:03:20You need a real challenge, and it's up to me, your number one fan, to get ready!
01:03:26Go!
01:03:27Hey, watch where you're stepping, those comics are valuable!
01:03:53Oh, man!
01:04:22I need a cheat code for this!
01:04:24I better check the official Batapedia website!
01:04:27Username?
01:04:28Batman.
01:04:29Password?
01:04:30One word.
01:04:31Awesomesauce!
01:04:32Ah-ha!
01:04:33I've got it!
01:04:34Oh, who am I kidding?
01:04:37That was Awesomesauce!
01:04:38Do it again!