Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 0 Sweet J Presents
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00:00It's a robot chicken. This was our first foray into stop-motion producing this type of stuff and we really didn't have any restraints on it.
00:08That's why we can't show you most of it. It came out, I mean it came out amazing considering that we shot every episode with about six animators in about four days and we only had to complete like four minutes of animation per week.
00:23And the beauty also of it was we, gosh, what do we say about this? You're going to cut this together, right Chris?
00:32Sure.
00:33Sweet Jay actually started out as kind of a joke. Seth and I were just kidding around saying wouldn't it be fun to put together like a little two-minute segment of stop-motion animation using our toys.
00:44Seth had a toy coming out and Conan O'Brien had a toy coming out and we said wouldn't it be cool for the two of them to go on some wacky adventure together.
00:52And thus Sweet Jay was born.
00:55So the first one that you're about to see is our movie previews.
00:59Who else is in this?
01:01I really wanted to recreate the Scarlet Letter for Robot Chicken but I was outvoted.
01:07When we went to do the new show, when it actually became Robot Chicken, we had the opportunity to take some of the old Sony stuff and revamp it and make it better like we did, I think, with the real-world Metropolis and with the Santa episode.
01:22But some of the other stuff, it's like we had better new material and it wasn't worth remining the old stuff.
01:28And you'll actually see some of these are funny and some of them aren't.
01:34We missed in a couple places but we've learned from your mistakes.
01:37Let me show you nothing!
01:42Let me show you nothing!
01:43More!
01:54Only four minutes left to get fresh theater food in the lobby, kids!
01:58In the midst of the greatest war, one tragedy stands out amongst all the others.
02:06We've just gotten word that these men in the 42nd infantry were killed.
02:11More death notices, eh?
02:13Who are these?
02:14The first one's Private David Smallberries, first class.
02:19A midget.
02:26Forward!
02:27For freedom!
02:29He was hit by a bomb in Normandy.
02:31Lieutenant James Smallberries was parachuting into Germany.
02:35He died in a freak accident.
02:39Private Harry Smallberries is missing in France and presumed dead.
02:43We may never know what happened to him.
02:47All brothers, sir.
02:49All dead.
02:50There's one left alive but I've gotten word Mother Smallberries is getting all three death notices today.
02:56We've got to get that midget the hell out of there.
03:01The all midget 42nd infantry was forgotten by history.
03:06Creamworks is proud to present a story that must be remembered.
03:12The story of tiny souls fighting to rid the world of Big Tyrion.
03:18Starring Tom Hanks, bosom buddy's roommate Peter Scolari, as Captain Harris.
03:24Is it really worth risking the lives of ten men to find one midget?
03:29If the following orders gets me home any sooner than yes, it's worth it.
03:35Hey, this isn't a midget.
03:37It's a dwarf.
03:38Who put this dwarf here?
03:39Sometimes the greatest heroes come in the smallest packages.
03:47She was condemned for a crime of passion.
03:56She was shunned for loving the wrong man.
04:03But now Puritan society is in for a pure ass kicking.
04:08I find you guilty for crimes against God.
04:12Overruled.
04:14No!
04:17Quarts a jerk.
04:21Demi Moore is Hester Prim.
04:26Jet Li is Reverend Dimmesdale.
04:31Governor Jesse Ventura is Roger Chillingsworth.
04:35You're hurt.
04:36I ain't got time to bleed.
04:41This summer, A is for action.
04:45Hey, Judge.
04:46Remember when I said I'd kill you last?
04:48Yeah.
04:49Yeah, you did say that.
04:51I lied.
04:55No!
04:58Exploding this Thanksgiving.
05:03Please.
05:04Please don't kill me.
05:06It's a horrible thing, killing a man.
05:09You take away everything he has.
05:12And everything he's ever gonna have.
05:15Oh, God!
05:19Clyde, what did I tell you?
05:25They killed my best friend.
05:27And lead his body out to rot.
05:30Oh, Clyde.
05:34We were young and crazy.
05:40We drank and partied.
05:42We thought we were invincible.
05:44We were wrong.
05:47Dead.
05:52This is all your fault and now Scott's dead.
05:57Just shut up, Jennifer.
05:59You swore he'd never talk about the...
06:01About what?
06:02About the catapult?
06:04Shut up!
06:06Shut up!
06:09Dead-a-pult!
06:13I'll help you.
06:14I'll help you.
06:16From the catapult.
06:18Would you settle for PG-13?
06:23Dead-a-pult!
06:25What are you waiting for?
06:28With music from Third Eye Blind.
06:40The pitch came out because we literally had at the very last second our episode that we had written and prepped and done.
06:49All the pre-production work got thrown out at the last minute.
06:53But what happened was we decided to use all the concepts for the episodes that weren't quite good enough to sustain an entire episode.
07:02So it was just essentially the pitch lines that we had vetoed.
07:06And luckily we had toys made of all the writers just as a goof.
07:10So we were able to actually use all the writers' heads and put them into our little pitch room.
07:15But none of their voices.
07:16And none of their voices.
07:17We literally threw it together.
07:19But we like it enough to put it on the DVD.
07:21So hopefully you will too.
07:23Doug's happy place is real.
07:34Okay, we gotta come up with another episode in 24 hours.
07:38Who has an idea?
07:40Tom?
07:41Pat?
07:42Dare I ask?
07:44Doug?
07:45Matt?
07:46I'm glad you asked.
07:48With this signature, a country is born.
08:00The greatest farts in history.
08:03Four minutes of pure hilarity.
08:06What about this?
08:10Pokemon!
08:11Gotta catch em all!
08:12Gotta catch em all!
08:13Gotta catch em all!
08:15The softest meat is in the belly, Misty!
08:19The softest meat is in the belly, Misty!
08:23What the hell is wrong with you?
08:25Wait a minute, wait a minute.
08:27I know what the kids like.
08:28Battle of the network stars!
08:39Eat that, Buffy!
08:40Why don't we use hot celebrity chicks a different way?
08:49In a cheesy talk show where I'm the host?
08:51Like that Playboy After Hours show from the 70s?
08:54All right, who wants to play this submarine game?
08:57How about you and a different fat housewife every week in the hot tub instead?
09:09Give me a baby!
09:11I hate this idea.
09:14Okay, okay.
09:16I've retooled my idea.
09:27We're screwed.
09:28Look, Doug's ideas suck, but we're not screwed.
09:32How about a prison life drama?
09:36We'll call it Oz.
09:38I got it.
09:44A look inside the Gangsta Rap Retirement Home.
09:47We'll call it...
09:48Grumpy Old Man in the Hood.
09:55Oh, snap.
09:57What, what, what?
09:59Flipping it down and the man came over to me.
10:01I said, what's that?
10:02I don't know anything but the man upstairs.
10:05Where my syrup at?
10:06Yeah, aw, huh.
10:10Oh, snap.
10:11Drop by.
10:12Drop by.
10:13That's perfect.
10:23Great.
10:24That's awesome.
10:26Whoa, whoa, wait a minute.
10:28We better get over to the studio and tell them the new idea.
10:31I call Shotgun.
10:32Hey, wait.
10:33What about my idea?
10:36Screw this.
10:38I'm going to my happy place.
10:56Hee-hee.
10:57Hi, I'm Tom Root, co-head writer for Robot Chicken.
11:00I'm Douglas Goldstein, the other co-head writer for Robot Chicken.
11:02You're about to see episode 10 from the original Sweet Jay Presents, circa 2000, which is our
11:07TV previews episode.
11:08This is actually one of two episodes that we did for the old Sweet Jay Presents series.
11:12They were just an amalgam of many ideas put together that wouldn't support a whole episode.
11:18This is actually one of two episodes that we did for the old Sweet Jay Presents series.
11:19You're about to see some very dated comedy.
11:20For example, Andrew Dice Clay has not been on the show.
11:21This is actually one of two episodes that we did for the old Sweet Jay Presents series.
11:25They were just an amalgam of many ideas put together that wouldn't support a whole episode on its
11:31own.
11:32You're about to see some very dated comedy.
11:34For example, Andrew Dice Clay has not been relevant in ten years.
11:38Either has Temptation Island.
11:39And there you have it.
11:39Check out all the new shows on MBS.
11:42episode on its own.
11:44You're about to see some very dated
11:46comedy. For example, Andrew
11:48Dice Clay has not been relevant in 10
11:50years.
11:51He either has Temptation Island.
11:54And there you have it.
11:59Let me tell you nothing!
12:01Check out all the new shows
12:05on MBS.
12:08Reality TV
12:09has never been this honest.
12:11Fist brutal!
12:13Coming soon, it's the world's most
12:15one-sided fist fight. Caught on
12:17film!
12:20Television too
12:21brutal to watch?
12:23You can't turn away!
12:28Don't miss it! Thursdays at 8pm,
12:31the world's most one-sided
12:33fist fight. Caught on film!
12:39Show me rock court nugget!
12:41Monkey Team Poker Jam!
12:43Monkey Team Poker Jam!
12:44Spokes of pride!
12:47Hee-haw! Hee-haw!
12:49Ocky-bocky
12:51Porky Pie!
12:52Weekdays at 3pm!
12:54You thought you'd seen it all on Temptation Island.
13:00Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me! Pick me!
13:02But you haven't seen anything until you've seen Temptation Nursing Home.
13:09Temptation Nursing Home is on Wednesdays at 10pm. The last one alive wins!
13:15Get these idiots away from me!
13:31Come on, baby!
13:33Why buy the cow?
13:34When you can get the milk for free!
13:37Don't you dare miss it!
13:39The Declaration of Independence is almost done. Your signature will be the last.
13:43Yo, what's with the wig, Georgie? You turn it homo or what? Oh!
13:48Saturday mornings just got educational as Andrew Dice Clay takes kids on a magical tour through history.
13:55Potato Famic! You mix it killing me with your potatoes!
14:00The Declaration of Independence is almost done. Your signature will be the last.
14:06Yo, what's with the wig, Georgie? You turn it homo or what? Oh!
14:10Saturday mornings just got educational as Andrew Dice Clay takes kids on a magical tour through history!
14:17Potato Famic! You mix it killing me with your potatoes!
14:25But our children are starving!
14:30Watch me and learn, kids. I'm the f***ing master.
14:35Saturdays at night.
14:37The mysteries of nature surround us every day.
14:42What are the ants up to?
14:44Why do beavers build their dams?
14:48What's inside of a hamster?
14:50My new show, Nature's Mysteries, will answer these questions and more.
15:01Wow! What a mystery!
15:05I'm on every Wednesday night at 10pm.
15:10Next week, we investigate Jennifer Lopez!
15:14In a world where evil rules, we're just staying alive as a struggle.
15:22When there seems to be no hope left, who can return to?
15:32Time to change your diapers!
15:35Burn Troyer in the role he was born to play!
15:38Reform the play!
15:40Undercover comp.
15:42Time to inspect the merchandise!
15:45Torn between work and family.
15:48Who are you today, baby?
15:50I have no idea.
15:52It's Burn Troyer like you've never seen him before!
15:56Every Tuesday night at 9pm.
15:59Big things come in small packages.
16:02The next hit game show has just been imported from Japan!
16:17You want a Mirandara?
16:20You win a crazy small face of Mirandara!
16:27First, you eat!
16:28Food is power!
16:30Power!
16:32Poo Poo Brass!
16:34You win one, Mirandara!
16:35Mr. Mikey Jodaro and Poo Brass!
16:38Poo Poo Brass!
16:40Mow! Mow!
16:42Saturday's at midnight!
16:44Poo Poo Brass!
16:46Don't miss a single show!
16:48Please!
16:58At last!
16:59Is there at midnight?
17:00I will be gasp!
17:02No, I am not gonna have to do that!
17:04I am not gonna have to go over it!
17:06No, there will be, I am not going over it!
17:08You can't turn this off!
17:10And I'll be staring!
17:12Don't miss a single show!
17:14Don't miss a single show.
17:16I will be staring!
17:18I am not going over it!
17:20We are already waiting for you!
17:21So, I'll see what's come over it!