Robot Chicken Season 1 Episode 6 Vegetable Fun Fest
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00:00Oh, my God.
00:30Greetings!
00:38You know, freedom of speech is the most valuable right of the American people.
00:44And so, to honor our First Amendment, I will now fart the National Anthem.
00:50I recommend you videotape this moment and watch it again on the 4th of July.
01:00Whoops! I just crapped myself. Stay in school, kids.
01:08Woo-hoo! Woo-hoo!
01:14Well, it's your baby, Douglas!
01:19Okay, this is going to hurt.
01:23A lot.
01:25Experiencing a twist ending at the end of a movie can be fun.
01:32You can get in on that fun without having to sit through all that Hollywood crap. Enjoy.
01:46Are we still going to do it?
01:48Turn to the dark side and join me.
01:54I'll never join you!
01:57You killed my father!
01:59No, Luke.
02:01I am your father.
02:04That's not true!
02:06That's impossible!
02:09And Princess Leia is your sister.
02:12That's not true!
02:14That's...
02:15Improbable!
02:17And the Empire will be defeated by Ewoks!
02:24That's...
02:25Very unlikely!
02:28And as a child, I built C-3PO!
02:35Hmm?
02:35And the Force?
02:38Well, that's just microscopic bacteria in your bloodstream called midichlorians.
02:47Look, if you're not going to take this seriously, I'm out.
02:52Oh, my God!
02:55Angela's the killer and she was really a boy!
02:58Oh, my God!
03:01Somebody remembered this movie and wrote a comedy sketch about it!
03:07Is anyone there?
03:09I come from a village where we think it's 1886.
03:13I've broken our taboo about entering the forest to find medicine for my fiancé.
03:18Hello?
03:21That...
03:22That was a really weak twist.
03:26Yeah, sorry about that, folks.
03:30Wasn't that great?
03:32And as an added twist, I'm just three ducks in a man costume.
03:40Good night, folks!
03:48Oh, that was close.
03:53She's gonna do it.
03:56Good night, little bastard.
04:11Hmm.
04:14Today marks the 13th anniversary of the death of a true British hero.
04:19On this date in 1992, the great comedic voice of Benny Hill was silenced forever.
04:25We now take you back to that somber day.
04:28We now take you back to that somber day.
04:28Uh-oh-oh-oh.
04:30Uh-oh.
04:47Oh-oh!
04:54Oh!
04:54I'm so sorry.
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05:24So each Halloween, the Great Pumpkin rises out of the pumpkin patch and gives Halloween presents to all the girls and boys.
05:33For some reason, he's never actually appeared to me personally, but this year will be different.
05:41Arise! Arise, oh Great Pumpkin!
05:45Finally! Now you can give me presents!
05:49Just kick the ball, you blockhead!
05:56But every time I try, you just take the ball away.
06:01This time I won't! Come on already!
06:05Maybe this time she means it.
06:07I'm going to do it. I'm going to kick the football! This is it!
06:15That's for years of humiliation, bitch!
06:19What the?
06:23Poor Linus.
06:25That blockhead! Everyone's a blockhead!
06:28Blockheads! Blockheads! Blockheads!
06:30What did he say?
06:37Oh, I never have any idea what any adult says.
06:40It's always that, wah-wah-wah, crap.
06:44I thought it would be appropriate to bury what little they found of Linus in his security blanket.
06:53That stupid blanket! I knew he was never right in his head!
06:58Oh, my sweet baboo! I can't live without him!
07:06I won't leave him! I won't!
07:09Linus! Linus!
07:12This is different from the time we got lost in France, or when we almost drowned during the Great River Raft Race.
07:21I fear just having a positive attitude with strong Christian overtones won't save us this time.
07:29Hold me, sir.
07:30I said strong Christian overtones!
07:36I'm at the end of my rope, Lucy.
07:40Everyone else is dead besides you and me.
07:42I thought being stuck as a prepubescent bald kid for 50 years couldn't get any worse.
07:50What should we do?
07:52You should let the Great Pumpkin eat you!
07:57meet the kite-eating tree, you ugly son of a bitch!
08:23It's over.
08:31It's finally over.
08:34Rest, my friends.
08:37Now you can rest.
08:53ă'll be right down!
09:11Fuck!
09:14Stupid monkey!