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00:00Oi!
00:01I can't believe you'd do something like that, you absolute creep.
00:04What are you going on about?
00:07This.
00:09A bikini.
00:10It's not my size, love.
00:12You can't joke your way out of this.
00:14You left it on my bed.
00:15Have you been on the laughing gas at work or something?
00:17Why would I do that?
00:19I don't know.
00:20But you were the only one who had access to our house.
00:23You even let yourself in when I was there.
00:26I can't believe I fell for your gentleman act, pretending like you didn't want to see
00:29me undressed.
00:30Oh, no.
00:31Come on, no.
00:32That's not his style.
00:33I mean, warrant is a lot of things, but he's not a perv who sneaks into girls' bedroom leaving
00:37dodgy gifts.
00:38You're too right I'm not.
00:40I was only dropping those keys off for Fergus.
00:42You work in Fergus now?
00:43All right.
00:44Who's taking my name in vain?
00:47I am.
00:48And if you did this, I want to know why.
00:51Now.
00:52You can't just walk away from this.
00:57I haven't slept all night knowing someone's been in my bedroom.
01:00Was it you or not?
01:02Okay.
01:03You got me.
01:04I left the bikini.
01:07And why would you do that?
01:09Well, you're telling me you don't recognise a little present you asked me to get Maxine.
01:12What are you going on about?
01:13Oh, I don't want to do this, but you're all looking at me like I'm some kind of wrong-ing,
01:18so I'm gonna spill the beans.
01:20The bikini was for you from him.
01:23Why did you buy me a bikini?
01:25It's not as if we can fly to Marbs, is it?
01:27Forget about that.
01:28Why was it on my bed?
01:30Warren was pretty chock at work, so he asked me to drop it round at Maxine's for him.
01:34Well, I swung by yours to check on the carbon monoxide alarms.
01:38You know, my phone was going off every two minutes.
01:40I was distracted and I left it.
01:43So, I've been panicking all night, wondering who's been in my room, just so you can score
01:49points for Maxine.
01:51I'm really sorry I ruined your surprise, mate.
01:54I owe you big for this.
01:56Yeah.
01:57You do.
01:58I don't care.
01:59You let yourself into my home.
02:01Whether you're the landlord or not, you've crossed a line and it's not okay.
02:04I'll hold my hands up to that, sweetheart.
02:06That was wrong and I'm really, really sorry.
02:09But the alarms have to be checked and my tenant's safety is always my number one priority.
02:14Well, at least now you know it's an innocent mistake.
02:17And to prepare, it is a gorge bikini, even if it is a bit soon.
02:20I need to get to work.
02:22Just do me a favour.
02:24Next time you need to come to the house, text me first.
02:26Scout's on it.
02:27Won't happen again.
02:33Okay.
02:34Well, you know, I'm a little bit late meeting my mum at the dance school.
02:38But, erm...
02:39Play your cards, right?
02:40I'll muddle this for you tonight.
02:41Fergus.
02:42I want answers.
02:43I don't mind covering for a mate.
02:44But when he makes me look like a lovesick loser.
02:59Buying a girl a bikini after a couple of quickies.
03:02It's all part of the game, mate.
03:05Sometimes you nearly get caught.
03:07Just adds to the thrill.
03:08What game?
03:10Look, I've got some business to attend to, but when it's done, I'll tell you everything,
03:14alright?
03:15Trust me.
03:16It's worth waiting for.
03:18What was all this before with Perry?
03:19What's this game you're playing?
03:20Well...
03:21You know me and Trisha have got history.
03:22Now that my Brad is out of the picture, it looks like I got the chance of something
03:23really serious with it.
03:24So the bikini was for her?
03:25No.
03:26It's for Stacey.
03:27Who's Stacey?
03:28Who's Stacey?
03:29Bar mate down my local boozer.
03:30Yeah, well I've been seeing her since last summer and I don't want to just dump her
03:34until I know Trisha's up for it.
03:35If you know what I mean.
03:36Yeah?
03:37You want your cake and eat it?
03:38Yeah.
03:39You want your cake and eat it?
03:40Yeah.
03:41Yeah.
03:42Yeah.
03:43Yeah.
03:44Yeah.
03:45Yeah.
03:46Yeah.
03:47Yeah.
03:48Yeah.
03:49Yeah.
03:50Yeah.
03:51And if Maxine found out the bikini was for Stacey, she'd run back and tell her mum.
04:01I'm sorry mate, I had to think fast, that's all.
04:03So you threw me under the bus?
04:05Look, I've apologised.
04:06It's just a bikini.
04:07No.
04:08This is about respect.
04:10You see, I am done running around doing your little odd jobs, keeping your sordid secrets.
04:20I'm worth more than that.
04:22I know you are.
04:23To prove it.
04:24Give me a little cash incentive to keep my mouth shut.
04:31You were joking.
04:32No, Fergus.
04:33I'm not joking.
04:35You see, you're playing with the big boys now.
04:37And it's about time you learnt the hard way.
04:40I want ten grand.
04:42Buy tomorrow.
04:44Otherwise, Trish gets to find out everything.