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00:00Well, Moe, I'm leaving now.
00:18Before I go, I want to thank you for always protecting me.
00:23I swear, I'm going to study real hard and become a great witch.
00:28And as soon as I do, I'll see you again, okay?
00:42Yo, dumbass!
00:46You better look at me when I'm talking to you, Morihito Otogi!
00:51You owe me for what you done the other day.
00:54Don't act like you don't remember me, you'll remember, alright?
00:56Kelpfish?
00:59I'm Momotan! This is my crew!
01:01Inuzuka! Saru Itani!
01:03Yamamuru!
01:04Which one's the pheasant?
01:05Don't tell me you forgot about graduation and how you're busting up our fun!
01:09He was messing with Kamei, and you put it in to save him!
01:13Then he escaped to Ryugu town!
01:15What a folktale nerd.
01:17And another thing!
01:19Where is you making fun of Momotan's bitchin' hair?
01:21He spends at least 30 minutes every day making it look perfect!
01:24His two's more important to him than his life!
01:26He's got a cheap-ass life.
01:28We're gonna run this stupid fenging!
01:31Diction, Yamamoto! Diction!
01:33Come on, you guys!
01:34Let's beat his ass!
01:39What?
01:39Let's do it!
01:41Let's do it!
01:41You won't!
01:42Can't still, damn you!
01:44So, why'd you let him hit you, Morihito?
01:53Well, I didn't really have a choice, Dad.
01:55Did I?
01:56I had to let him beat me up, cause if I fought back, I'd have killed him.
01:59You do know when you say it like that.
02:01You sound arrogant.
02:03I'm not trying to be.
02:04When we were kids, I hit him and hurt him bad, remember?
02:07Yeah, but that was years ago.
02:09Since then, you've trained hard to control your strength, and now you're a master at it.
02:13This was easier.
02:15They hit me and went away happy.
02:17If you say.
02:18Anyway, do you remember Nico?
02:22Oh, Nico the Witch?
02:33Back in fourth grade, I remember she said she was moving to the Holy Land of the Witches so she could train.
02:39Uh-huh.
02:40She finished her training, and now she's coming home.
02:42Oh.
02:43And it seems she's requested you to be her familiar.
02:47Huh?
02:48I get why you'd spit out your Naruto.
02:51Usually, a witch would pick an animal to be their familiar.
02:55But, a long time ago, some familiars absorbed enough magic, they took on the shape of a human.
03:02Two familiars, an ox and a tiger, took human form and then mated with humans.
03:07And their descendants became ogres.
03:11So, that means our ancestors used to be familiars.
03:15I know.
03:15You told me all about that when I was little.
03:19But who goes around making people their servants these days?
03:22That's just weird.
03:23Our families don't have master-servant ties today.
03:27But the pact between us remains.
03:28We have no choice but to abide by it.
03:31Then you go be her familiar instead!
03:34If a teenage witch asked me to be her servant, I'd jump at the chance, believe you me.
03:39Dirty old man!
03:40Unfortunately, I'm leaving tomorrow on a long-term business trip.
03:44Look, you won't be her butler.
03:45You'll be more like her bodyguard.
03:47Bodyguard.
03:48Nico's mom said she can't leave the Holy Land yet and is staying behind.
03:52So, when Nico comes back here, she'll be on her own.
03:55But you have this whole house to yourself.
03:58In the end, Nico's mom and I decided you'd both live here.
04:03Together.
04:04You did that on purpose!
04:06Oh, disgusting.
04:08It's everywhere.
04:09She's coming here.
04:10I'm going to have to take these glasses apart to clean them.
04:12To stay?
04:13Special coatings not...
04:14I wonder how Moe's been doing.
04:25I'm Mori Hito.
04:45Mori Hito.
04:47It's Mori Hito with an R. Try it again.
04:50Mori Hito.
04:54Mori!
05:00She's such a goofball.
05:03I wonder what she's like now.
05:11What the hell?
05:13You're a bossy burglar!
05:14No, I just had bad posture.
05:17And I lost control of it because of that.
05:20I'm sorry.
05:22Hang on.
05:23Is that you?
05:29Hey, Moe.
05:32Nico.
05:35I'm back.
05:36Just like I said I'd be.
05:38What's wrong?
05:40Do I look different or...
05:42Save it.
05:43We're cleaning up first.
05:44Man.
05:48I knew something was going to go wrong.
05:51I even psyched myself up for it, thinking it would help.
05:54But I didn't think you'd cause so much trouble the second you showed up, that's for sure.
05:59I...
05:59I'm sorry, Moe.
06:01Don't touch that!
06:03I bet you're tired.
06:04Take a seat.
06:05Relax.
06:06Okay.
06:07I baked those.
06:09Try one.
06:10Okay.
06:10Okay.
06:13He's so sweet.
06:15He got hot, too!
06:18Way hotter than I thought he was gonna turn out.
06:20He's the same kind, but blunt, hair-seeking-out-and-cute-laced guy I knew before!
06:25And now that we're gonna be living together, heck, anything could happen!
06:29Oh my gosh, anything?
06:31Like, what kinds of anythings?
06:32I mean, he's an ogre, but he is still a guy.
06:35He's gonna stare at me all sexy-like!
06:37I bet he's thinking pervy thoughts about me right now!
06:40Nico.
06:41Um, yeah?
06:42This all happened kind of fast.
06:45I'm as confused as you are.
06:47But it's gonna be okay.
06:50I sure hope so.
06:53Still, I feel bad.
06:54All this bodyguard and roommate stuff, my mom didn't give me a say in any of it.
06:59Nothing we can do.
07:00It's part of the pact.
07:02Right?
07:03I'm gonna go dump this glass.
07:05No!
07:05Hang on!
07:06I can totally use my magic to fix the window!
07:10For real?
07:12Did you forget who I happened to be?
07:14The chick who broke the window?
07:16In order for my spell to work, I'm gonna need a mediary.
07:19What's a mediary?
07:20It can be any little thing lying around that's important to you.
07:24How about this?
07:25It's vintage and it's my favorite mug in the house.
07:28I'm super careful with it.
07:30That'll work perfect!
07:33Okay, here goes.
07:36Ahhhh...
07:40Witch recovery!
07:44You did it!
07:52Awesome.
07:53And super easy peasy.
07:55What was that?
07:57Oh, that was the sound of your sacrificial mug shattering.
08:00My mug?
08:01Why'd it have to die?
08:03Well, you see?
08:04The spell works by harnessing the feelings people invest in their favorite things.
08:08You should've warned me about that first!
08:10That don't look so smug!
08:11I love that thing!
08:13The love you felt for it is what fixed the window!
08:15The one you broke!
08:18You're right.
08:20I should've just used something of mine instead.
08:23I'm sorry.
08:24I'm a terrible witch.
08:27I still need you to get me out of a jam.
08:29I haven't changed at all since the last time I saw you.
08:32No, you changed.
08:33Huh?
08:35You did fix the window, after all.
08:37Your spell worked.
08:38Big time.
08:41I'm impressed, Nico.
08:43Oh, that was nothing!
08:48But I can show you some other spells that are way cooler!
08:51No, you don't have to, really.
08:53Which one should I conjure first?
08:54I know!
08:55I'll do the spell that makes three-dimensional things flat as paper!
08:58What?
08:59Do you have anything I could cast my flattening spell on?
09:01No!
09:02Don't worry, I can change it back.
09:04Your last spell destroyed my favorite mug!
09:06But it's a really neat spell and I want to show it to you!
09:10Oh, I know!
09:11I'll cast it on myself!
09:13Flip, flip, flip!
09:19Nico!
09:20Are you okay?
09:22I feel so... so losey.
09:24My vision's all wobbly, too.
09:27Can you tell me what I look like?
09:30You're as flat as paper!
09:31Oh, no.
09:33I feel like I'm gonna hurl.
09:35It's like my guts are doing the wave.
09:38I gotta change myself back.
09:42Oh, hell!
09:43Nico!
09:43She cleared that like a high jumper!
09:48This has got to be the clasiest thing she's ever done!
09:51Come back!
09:53Oh, no.
09:54I'm gonna barf!
09:58Her pukes like confetti!
10:00Hold still!
10:01Damn it!
10:02Damn it!
10:03Would you stop?
10:13She's stuck in the crack!
10:17Can't fit!
10:18Didn't they teach you a spell that can get you out of tight spots like that?
10:22Not really, no.
10:22Not really, no.
10:24I know.
10:24I'll go get the vacuum and suck you out!
10:26There's no time, Louie.
10:28I think the spell's getting close to wearing off.
10:32And if I go back to normal in this crack, I'm gonna get all smooshed!
10:37What am I gonna do?
10:39Hey!
10:40Hey!
10:40What the hell are you doing in front of my house?
10:44Kelpfish?
10:44Momota!
10:45This is your house?
10:46Don't play dumb!
10:47You know it is!
10:48You're here to get revenge, ain't ya?
10:50Not even.
10:52Dude, I need a vacuum cleaner.
10:53You got one?
10:54I lost something in this crack and I gotta get it out!
10:57What?
10:58You asking me for a favor?
10:59You want me to beg?
11:00I'll beg!
11:01Just hurry!
11:03Someone needs to chill out.
11:04There's no time for that!
11:06You wanna fight me, huh?
11:08Oh, wait.
11:09You can't fight me, can ya?
11:14Buddy.
11:14My kid was almost killed by yours.
11:17Teach him some self-control.
11:18Jeez.
11:19Yay!
11:20Why don't you leave him alone?
11:22Take that!
11:24Mine!
11:25This is what you get for trying to look cool in front of her!
11:29What's wrong, tough guy?
11:31Why don't you hit back?
11:33Loey!
11:34I'm so sorry, Loey!
11:39It's a good thing you didn't hit that kid back.
11:41Proud of you.
11:42Why do we even have these ogre powers?
11:45They're so pointless.
11:46All they do is cause problems.
11:48If I use them, I hurt someone.
11:51If I don't, I can't protect anyone.
11:54You can learn how to use your power.
11:56You just need some training is all.
11:58What training?
11:59It's called Ogre Qigong, and I learned it from my granddad.
12:03As soon as you get the hang of it, you'll be able to use your power properly.
12:07And even if you decide to never use your ogre power again, just having gone through the training will help you.
12:13Your body and your spirit will be stronger.
12:16Well, what do you think?
12:18Ready to commit to it?
12:19I'll see you again, Kay.
12:33And like, I'll know healing spells to fix you right up.
12:36That's right.
12:39We can just fix it later.
12:42I don't need to be scared.
12:44A spell can fix it.
12:47So I don't have to hold back.
12:52Was that you wanted?
12:53A vacuum cleaner?
12:54I just remembered I got one and you can totally use it!
12:57Ogre Qigong fighting style.
13:00Metal club!
13:01That was perfect for breaking a wall.
13:12I gotcha!
13:21You can't be out of there!
13:23Right on time.
13:26Hang on.
13:27Is your name...
13:28Niko?
13:29He used to live here.
13:30Yep, that's me and you're the bully.
13:33Milkfish?
13:34Oh, come on!
13:35Anyway, what are you gonna do about my wall?
13:38My folks are gonna flip when they see it!
13:40Yeah, I bet.
13:41Niko, can your recovery spell fix it?
13:43Yeah, but I'll need to sacrifice the things someone loves.
13:47I got an idea for that.
13:49He has something he loves more than his life.
13:51Huh?
13:56How the hell did my wall get fixed?
13:58Why am I bald all of a sudden?
14:00Thanks for letting us use your hair, dude.
14:02Seriously, how'd all of that happen just now?
14:05Who in the blue hell are you, people?
14:08I swear, that was such an ordeal.
14:11Yeah, sorry, Moi.
14:12I feel bad about making Kelpfish pay the price for my mistake, though.
14:16It's cool.
14:18You got him back for me.
14:22Well, everything worked out.
14:24Time to go home.
14:25Um, before we do...
14:27Can we stop somewhere first?
14:32Huh?
14:33I know you're starting from scratch here, but did you need to buy all this stuff?
14:40My arms are killing me.
14:41Oh, come on.
14:42You're an ogre.
14:43Carrying a few little bags should be no sweat for you.
14:46Wait a sec.
14:47I know a spell to make things easier for my poor, out-of-shape familiar.
14:52Huh?
14:52Super Light!
14:58There, try picking him up.
15:02So light!
15:04I'm so shocked I just had to blurt that out.
15:06I used the spell that makes things light and got you to make a derpy face.
15:10Seriously, try this.
15:12Huh?
15:13So light!
15:15Your magic can be really handy.
15:18That's right, it can!
15:23My magic is useful in all kinds of ways.
15:26It's almost as useful as those Ziploc baggies.
15:31Nico, you might want to keep your power secret out in public.
15:35Why?
15:36If folks find out you can use magic, it'll attract all kinds of creeps.
15:41Better to stay low and avoid trouble.
15:44Hmm.
15:45What should I do?
15:46Stay in the house all day?
15:48It's low risk, that's for sure.
15:50I get why you're worried about me.
15:52But, like, there's an ironclad rule that witches are supposed to use their magic to help people.
15:57The power of a newly trained witch is unstable.
16:00By going out in public and being around people and using their power for good,
16:04their magic gets more stable.
16:06If they're not around people, they risk turning to darker powers.
16:10So, the more contact you have with folks, the better your magic's gonna be?
16:14Yep. It might cause a few problems for you, but being out and about is an important step in my training as a witch.
16:21I want to become a great witch.
16:24One with the power to help everyone.
16:25If that's her dream, so be it.
16:32All right. You win.
16:35I'm your familiar.
16:37And if you really want to become a great witch, then I'll help you become one.
16:40He seems a little too serious right now.
16:49Totally giving off smothering-type vibes.
16:52The kind that sends super long, bossy texts.
16:54Still, there is something about his gruff demeanor that's kinda charming.
16:58It sorta sets my heart on fire.
17:00Fire!
17:01It's on fire!
17:03Huh?
17:03It's a fire!
17:04Oh my gosh! Someone's up there!
17:07She didn't get out in time!
17:08I'll fly up there!
17:11It's too dangerous!
17:12Do you even know how to save someone while flying?
17:15And what about all these witnesses?
17:17I don't care.
17:19I'm gonna use my magic to help people in trouble!
17:22All right.
17:30You concentrate on flying!
17:32Then I'll grab her!
17:33Okay!
17:34Help me! Please!
17:37You okay, man?
17:39What's that?
17:40They're flying!
17:42Is there anyone else?
17:43No! It's just me!
17:45Come on! Jump! I gotcha!
17:46What?
17:48Okay!
17:48Okay!
17:48Do something!
17:54There's nothing I can't do!
17:56Three people is over my wand's weight limit!
17:59We're gonna crash!
18:00You made our bags light before!
18:03Cast that spill on me!
18:04Here goes!
18:05Super lives!
18:10It worked!
18:11Making a light get the job!
18:13I know!
18:13Oh, isn't that awesome?
18:16Just follow my lead and everything will be hunky-dory!
18:18No, no!
18:19Hey, cutie!
18:20Since I saved you, can I get your digits?
18:22Turn into a flirty airhead!
18:25Looks like casting the super light spell on a person makes them super lighthearted!
18:29Hey, could you please tell me what's going on?
18:32How are we flying around like this?
18:34How are you doing it?
18:35Oh, I, uh...
18:37Yo, that girl's a full-on witch with, like, spells and everything!
18:40What the?
18:41You just told me not to tell anyone about that!
18:44A witch?
18:44Yup, and I'm an ogre!
18:46Whee-hee-hee!
18:47An ogre?
18:47Please stop talking!
18:49Bleh!
18:50Uh-oh!
18:50Even with my spell, we're still too heavy!
18:53Yo, Nico, I hate to be a backseat driver, but you should land this thing before you crash and burn!
18:58How about that park?
18:59No one's around, so set us down!
19:01Stop babbling, Molly!
19:02I'm having enough trouble concentrating as it is!
19:08We landed, baby!
19:10Woo!
19:10Oh!
19:11I knew you could do anything!
19:12Oh, whatever.
19:14Thanks for saving my life today, guys.
19:16I'm glad you happened by.
19:18No sweat on stuff!
19:19Yeah!
19:21More airheads.
19:22Um, who are you people?
19:25Like, oh my gosh, Molly!
19:26We left all our bags on the sidewalk!
19:28Fuck!
19:32What?
19:34Love to stick around, but we gotta get our stuff!
19:36Hope we see you again soon!
19:38It was like super magical meeting you!
19:41Oh, that was so good!
19:42They're so...
19:43airheaded.
19:46So heavy!
19:47My arms are killing me!
19:49Why'd these bags get so heavy all of a sudden?
19:52When the spell wears off, whatever you cast it on gets super heavy!
19:58You're kidding!
19:59An after effect...
20:00feels so heavy...
20:04like bodies made of lead...
20:07That's the after effect!
20:09Oh, great.
20:11Let's recap.
20:17Today you broke the window, turned flat, blew away, fell in a crack, rescued someone
20:21from a fire, and it would have been so nice to get some kind of warning.
20:25So from now on, we need to be way better about communicating.
20:28That means when I'm trying to get in touch...
20:30I'm not trying to make things hard for anyone, but it hurts to get doubted all the time.
20:34No one understands me, and that just makes me feel like I don't belong anywhere.
20:39That's pretty heavy.
20:40Back at ya.
20:45Tomorrow, we're starting our new life.
20:47I'm still young and inexperienced, and I hope you'll take good care of me.
20:51Don't talk like that when we're sitting on our beds!
20:53In fact, go sleep in your own room!
20:56Okay!
21:00Huh?
21:00Before I go, I just want to say...
21:04thanks a bunch.
21:06You know, for everything.
21:07And it's awesome how good you can control your ogre powers now.
21:11I bet that took a lot of training.
21:15Yeah.
21:16It did.
21:20It's been prophesied that within a year, something tragic is going to happen to Nico.
21:25Since her mom's an oracle, when she tried to see into Nico's future, that's what she saw.
21:31Disaster.
21:33We don't know the details yet.
21:35But...
21:36When she tried divining a defense, she kept getting the same answer.
21:42Her protector shall be her familiar.
21:47Protecting Nico's my duty.
21:49For her safety, we can't let anyone find out she's a witch.
21:52That won't be easy.
21:57Marie.
21:59I love you.
22:04I'll have to fix whatever mess she makes.
22:07I'll be doing a lot of that.
22:09Huh?
22:09A lot of what?
22:11Nothing.
22:12Never mind.
22:12Aw, come on.
22:14What is it?
22:15Don't go...
22:15So begins the strange living situation of a witch and an ogre.
22:19And like the horns of an ogre, the words danger ahead stab annoyingly at the familiar's brain.
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23:34Love with you
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