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00:00What is a hero?
00:04A ray of light in the darkness.
00:11A guardian in a moment of need.
00:22A savior made perfect, by and for the people.
00:26Nice!
00:28We live in a world where heroes are forged by trust.
00:32You have the power to create heroes.
00:35And with hard work, you can become a hero too!
00:38Stop! Stop! That's enough!
00:40Lendling, tell me again exactly who our client is on this.
00:43You mean the perfect hero, Nice?
00:45Then why are you telling our audience they can go out and become heroes themselves?
00:49Our focus is Nice. Nice! Nice!
00:52Sure, but I'm trying to channel what's trending.
00:54And the biggest thing at the moment has gotta be the number one hero competition!
00:58For the title, I say we go with...
01:00To Be Hero!
01:02X!
01:03At first the X seems like it might be some label the winner will receive.
01:06But what it means is that the number one slot could go to anyone!
01:09That even nobodies like me can become heroes!
01:11Enough!
01:12How old are you now?
01:13You wanna be a hero?
01:14Uh...
01:15Kinda?
01:16You're delusional!
01:17Look at yourself!
01:18I don't see one thing that makes you special!
01:20You have no skills, no real talents!
01:22Let me wake you up from your stupid little dream.
01:25You're average!
01:26The only way you'll succeed is if you accept the truth and leave greatness to the great!
01:30Jeez...
01:31Scrap the whole project!
01:33Start over!
01:34But...
01:35Dammit!
01:36What?!
01:37I...
01:38Turn off that noise!
01:40Yes?
01:41Miss J!
01:42Happy to help.
01:43Wait...
01:44What?
01:45You received the proposal?
01:47Sorry!
01:48That wasn't supposed to be sent out yet!
01:49Our internal...
01:50Oh...
01:51Hello?
01:52Miss J?
01:53Are you there?
01:54Uh...
01:55Sorry...
01:56But I'm pretty sure you told me to send the proposal to the client ASAP, didn't you?
01:59Get out!
02:00You're a moron!
02:03And you're fired!
02:04Huh?
02:09Maybe he's right.
02:10They make it feel like anyone can become a hero.
02:13But who'd put their faith in the nobody?
02:16It can take years to gain enough trust.
02:19Plus...
02:20I'm not exactly Mr. Popular.
02:22Oh hey!
02:23Feeling down?
02:24Oh...
02:25Hey, it's a moon!
02:26Guess what?
02:27You can make your own happiness!
02:29Do you wanna know the secret ingredients?
02:31Well then...
02:32Tune in!
02:33Enjoy our joy on True Love Recipe!
02:36Oh shit...
02:37This promo didn't feel so soul-crushing when I wrote it last month!
02:41And my stupid words are hurting my stupid feelings!
02:44I hope you and the one you love will be watching!
02:47Hey!
02:48Do you have a home?
02:49Oh!
02:50To start a family, you need more than love alone.
02:53You deserve a place to grow!
02:55And we can help!
02:56Dream Incorporation!
02:57Have no fear!
02:58Have no fear!
02:59Have no fear!
03:00Have no fear!
03:01Have no fear!
03:02Have no fear!
03:03Have no fear!
03:04Have no fear!
03:05You can shove it!
03:06Nice!
03:07You're not gonna be perfect forever!
03:08As soon as you get old and ugly, they'll find a new you!
03:11I'll kill you!
03:41Ah! What are you doing?
03:47Dreaming Corporation's top hero.
03:50Nice. Perfection incarnate.
03:54Okay, fine.
03:56He can fly. He's fine.
03:58Oh, no, no, no, no, no. That's blood.
03:59Miss Jade, over there!
04:03Where's Nice?
04:06He must have fallen.
04:08He didn't fall anywhere. He jumped.
04:10Get him!
04:11No, please, I have nothing to do with it!
04:15Cancel his appearances for the week and say he's training.
04:18Make something up about new combat techniques.
04:20Wait. Is this real?
04:23Oh, my God, it wasn't a dream.
04:25He killed himself.
04:27Nice.
04:28Good. You're awake.
04:30Someone, pick up the kid.
04:33Oh, wait, please! No!
04:35Please don't do this, Miss Jade! You know me!
04:37I said you had proposals! My name is Lin Ling!
04:39I don't care who you are.
04:43I care what you saw and heard up on that roof!
04:46He floated down, walked right past me, didn't say a word, and proceeded to throw himself off the building.
04:50That all?
04:52Oh, yeah.
04:52What?
04:53Well, he did the pose.
04:55Hello? Mr. Shand?
05:00Right.
05:02Give him a little time.
05:04He might surprise us with something new.
05:06Sure. Got it.
05:08Nice is dead!
05:09What? Who's dead?
05:10Oh, that was just some fan badgering the talent.
05:13He said nice is dead sexy.
05:17He's certainly been underperforming ever since the incident.
05:22I think it would be best to let him rest this time.
05:25Got it, boss.
05:27Miss!
05:27How pretty sure torturing me will resurrect your hero!
05:30He may be dead, but I'm still alive. And I have a brand to save.
05:37What?
05:38Is it just me? Or is this kid a dead ringer for nice?
05:43Nice!
05:44So nice. Do you have your lines memorized yet?
05:48It doesn't matter what my ranking is. I will, uh... I'll give my all to be the perfect...
05:53Again, but pretend to have some confidence this time.
05:56I'm sorry.
05:57No apologizing. And no doubting yourself.
05:59Miss J, it's been a minute since it happened. Do we have any clue why nice jumped?
06:04You don't get it. A young man jumped to escape pressure at work. Him.
06:09Hold on.
06:09What? That's a picture of me! I don't remember volunteering to die!
06:13The article has one view. Relax. No one cares if Lin Ling died. All they care about is...
06:20Wait! Are you serious?
06:22Please? You want me to do this now? Like, in front of people?
06:26Keep in mind your reality is shaped by how much those people out there trust you.
06:31The power of trust is king.
06:38I love you so much. You're acting like you're losing enough.
06:40Wait a second. I'm not...
06:42If the people say you're nice, then you're nice.
06:47If they think you can, then you can.
06:49Okay.
06:49We need to deliver a flawless package. Do as you're told, and they won't bat an eye.
06:56Your trust value will be through the roof in no time.
06:59That boost in trust will spur some physical changes in your body.
07:04Before long, you'll be everything he was.
07:07Whoa. My eye color changed.
07:09The hair is spot on, too. We might pull this off.
07:12Don't celebrate yet. Establishing trust can take ages.
07:16But look at someone the wrong way, and it goes down the drain.
07:20I've always dreamed of being a hero, but I never thought it would come true.
07:24This is blowing my mind.
07:25Oh. Also, you haven't seen your girlfriend.
07:29Guess what? You can make your own happiness.
07:32Do you want to know the secret ingredients?
07:34Well then, tune in.
07:36Enjoy our joy on True Love Recipe.
07:39Moon, over here. Did you visit Nice while he was away training?
07:43No. This will actually be my first time seeing him in a while.
07:48Hold on. Moon is Nice's girlfriend, not mine. How can I...
07:52Get it through your head!
07:53You're Nice now, and that means everything that was Nice's is yours.
07:56No, no, no, no, no, no. I can't do this.
07:58Do you expect me to stand next to Moon on live TV and tell the whole world she's my girlfriend?
08:02She's gonna see through me right away!
08:04Hey, what's with the blush? You're excited about this, aren't you?
08:07Well, I mean, I do like her.
08:11But I'm not some creep who's obsessed with her. I'm just one of her followers.
08:14Then man up, get out there, and follow her!
08:24It's been a while.
08:26I missed you so much, Moon.
08:29Amazing! Nice arrives with a gorgeous postmodern spin on a classic waltz turn.
08:34So elegant, so gentlemanly, and so perfect.
08:38I've never seen her up close before.
08:41She's beautiful!
08:42Wait, why isn't she responding?
08:44Oh, did I ever do it?
08:47Oh, well, that's a good sign.
08:49Maybe I did die, because I'm in heaven!
08:53Great! Cold still lovebirds!
08:55Makeup?
08:56Ready!
08:56Background?
08:57Ready!
08:58Prop?
08:58Ready!
08:59Sound!
09:00Ready!
09:00Okay, and we're live in 5, 4, 3, 2, 1!
09:12Coming to you live, this is True Love Recipe.
09:15I'll be your host for today.
09:17Ranked 249th in the association.
09:20I am Enlider, Eye of Truth.
09:23What the hell?
09:24What happened to the normal host?
09:26He just quit!
09:26Apparently Enlider dug up some dirt on him live.
09:29He's gone!
09:29Why didn't you tell me sooner?
09:31It just happened, and Enlider was the only one who could cover for him.
09:35This doesn't match the script Ms. Jay gave me.
09:37Who is he?
09:38The Eye of Truth?
09:40Wait, what if he came here to help me?
09:42Did I blow it already?
09:44We are thrilled to have you on our show today.
09:47Welcome to True Love Recipe.
09:49Here we believe that behind every romance hides a myriad of secrets,
09:52many of which aren't known to anyone outside the pair.
09:55Get production on the phone and tell them to shut this down immediately!
09:58In today's episode, we'll find out how well you know your other half.
10:04Tell us, Nice.
10:05How many commercials has your girlfriend starred in?
10:08And what is their total runtime?
10:10What kind of gotcha question is that?
10:11Don't you try to entrap my client, you hack!
10:14Ma'am, I ran a BC on Enlider,
10:16and it seems he's been investigating Nice.
10:19What a question!
10:21Even I haven't done that math!
10:23If your romance is truly so perfect,
10:26then you must at least know that detail.
10:30In total?
10:31A hundred thirty-four commercials.
10:33And their runtime?
10:37Two hundred eighty-five minutes, forty-eight seconds.
10:41I've researched him for ages now.
10:43He's definitely an actor.
10:45How is he able to respond so perfectly?
10:48You really remember?
10:49Yeah.
10:50The goal for this one is to show her confidence,
10:54her strength, her style.
10:56We should go with a more mature look this time around.
10:58Mature?
10:59Are you out of your mind?
11:01You leave your preferences out of this!
11:02She's nicest girlfriend, not yours.
11:04And she stays as is!
11:06Every ad I write for you is a labor of love.
11:09For the second stage, I'd like to play a little game.
11:15I take it you've heard of Truth or Dare.
11:18What is that thing?
11:19Must be a lie detector.
11:21Honesty is the best policy,
11:22especially when it comes to romance.
11:25Let's find out how truthful you are, Nice.
11:27Is the lovely moon there actually your girlfriend?
11:32Your perfection is but a facade,
11:34and your romance works to further the narrative.
11:36Say yes and prove you're a liar.
11:40Oh crap.
11:41This guy's totally figured out I'm an imposter.
11:44What the heck am I supposed to do?
11:46If I answer like Nice would,
11:47and say that she is,
11:49I'll set off the lie detector.
11:51But if I don't confirm the relationship,
11:54he'll know I'm a fake.
11:55No matter what I do,
11:57I'll get found out.
11:58It's an impossible trap.
12:00I didn't realize it was such a tricky question.
12:06The truth is,
12:12Moon isn't my girlfriend.
12:17Wait, she's not?
12:19What is he talking about?
12:22You heard it here first!
12:24The perfect hero isn't so perfect!
12:26Nice!
12:26Here's a...
12:27She's more than that.
12:32She is my goddess.
12:33I don't know when,
12:39but at some point,
12:40Moon became someone I couldn't live without.
12:42When you dream big,
12:43you come alive!
12:45Be the best you,
12:46and believe in yourself!
12:49Keep fighting!
12:50She encouraged me.
12:52Now?
12:54She gave me hope.
12:57Hope that even someone like me
13:00could be a hero.
13:00I wanted to stand by her side
13:03and be her knight.
13:09All of that was the truth!
13:12Aw, this is the sweetest thing ever!
13:14I love true love!
13:15He became a hero
13:16just so he could protect us?
13:18Please live happily ever after!
13:20DC!
13:21OTP!
13:22OTP!
13:23This isn't over, you frauds!
13:25Time for the final stage!
13:26Wait a minute, what?
13:44Is that my boss?
13:46He was once an entrepreneur,
13:48but since being pushed into a corner,
13:50he's become a wild animal.
13:52He owes his recent transformation to you.
13:54Nice.
13:57What do I do?
13:58I can't let him recognize me.
14:00Who is that?
14:00He's the ad exec
14:01that we just terminated our contract with.
14:03Look familiar?
14:04This man built your entire persona.
14:07Without his ads,
14:07you'd be just a pretty face.
14:09And you?
14:10You pushed him into bankruptcy,
14:12and your actions drove his employee
14:13Lin-Ling to suicide!
14:16Well, I guess we know
14:17where the one view
14:18in the article came from now.
14:19You planning to pay me, Nice?
14:27Hmm?
14:28Well,
14:29are you planning to pay me
14:31what you owe me?
14:32You lost your contract with us!
14:34Since the beginning,
14:36you swore you'd pay me
14:37for the near-constant revisions
14:38that no additional payment has come!
14:41You see?
14:42Nice and his team
14:43are exploitative monsters
14:44who use stolen labor
14:45to turn a quick...
14:46This part of the show?
14:48He's a lighter guy
14:49that's all over the place.
14:50No wonder he's ranked 250.
14:53You fool!
14:54I'm ranked 249th!
14:56Far higher than any of you!
14:59Just wait.
15:00This isn't over yet!
15:04I can't go bankrupt!
15:06I won't go bankrupt!
15:08Now give me my final payment!
15:10What is that?
15:18It's fear!
15:21Fear?
15:22Fear and trust
15:24are imposing forces.
15:27He's turned into a monster!
15:29We can't reason with him!
15:31It's too late!
15:37Ma'am!
15:38Looks like Nice's new combat techniques
15:40are already blowing up on social.
15:42We're going viral!
15:43Ha-ha!
15:44Everything's coming up to jail!
15:47So this is what feels like
15:48to be a hero.
15:51The overtime,
15:52the pay cuts,
15:53and the layoffs were fine!
15:54But I won't lose the company!
15:56I won't go out of business!
15:58I refuse!
15:59It's my career!
16:00My life savings!
16:01My life savings!
16:01You need to calm down.
16:10Calm down?
16:12You've never run a company.
16:13You don't know what it's like.
16:15The constant rejection.
16:17Clients who don't pay.
16:19Employees slacking off.
16:20Loathing around on the job
16:22and then trying to sue me!
16:23Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
16:26Fire them all, I say!
16:29You can never truly appreciate what you had until it's gone!
16:35Out of their fear of being fired, my new powers were born.
16:39Powers like I'd never had before!
16:42A light appeared in front of me that allowed me to harness the fear!
16:46I could manipulate their tread and use it for destruction!
16:50Let the despair grow!
17:00Be afraid!
17:05What are they?
17:06Letters!
17:07He's trying to increase fear by sending termination letters!
17:10We need to finish this!
17:12It'll be fine! I'm nice! I have to win!
17:20He didn't even flinch!
17:40The clock's not working!
17:41I've tried everything they taught me!
17:43What do I do?
17:47Time is up!
17:50Get me!
17:54Nice!
18:02I should be able to do this.
18:05I'm the hero made perfect by and for the people.
18:11Am I though?
18:13Can I really be him?
18:15You're delusional!
18:16Look at yourself!
18:17I don't see one thing that makes you special!
18:19You have no skills!
18:20No real talents!
18:22Let me wake you up from your stupid little dream.
18:24You're average!
18:25The only way you'll succeed is if you accept the truth and leave greatness to the great!
18:29To the great!
18:39Lin Lin!
18:40When you dream big, you come alive!
18:43Be the best you!
18:44And believe in yourself!
18:46Keep fighting!
18:47My name!
18:48Dream big!
18:49Dream big!
18:50And believe in myself!
18:51I believe that one day, I'll be able to protect those who need protecting!
18:56I'll be able to protect those who need protecting!
19:03I believe in this world where heroes are forged by trust that even a nobody like me has the power to be a hero!
19:15And like you know, you'd be able to protect those who need to know the power to live in your mind.
19:17You'd need to find your quietly.
19:18You're a tiếpender!
19:19Then you'd need to launch a new story of your hero!
19:20They'reVO!
19:21Stop!
19:22...to the great!
19:23I've ever tried to find myself!
19:24To the great!
19:25I've ever tried to find myself!
19:27You're a hero!
19:28Known!
19:29They're all the best you've been built!
19:30You're a hero!
19:31I've ever tried!
19:32I've ever tried!
19:33I've ever tried!
19:34You're a hero!
19:35You're a hero!
19:36Look at yourself!
19:37You're a hero!
19:38You're a hero!
19:39You're a hero!
19:40You're a hero!
19:41You're a hero!
19:42You're a hero!
19:43The incident last week at the True Love Recipe live venue was confirmed to be an organized terrorist attack.
19:55The association found a fear value amplifier on the assailant.
19:58These devices have been used in multiple attacks orchestrated by the Spotlight organization.
20:04Her popularity has increased.
20:06The people love you.
20:07Seems you're going to be a good fit.
20:09When all of this started, I thought this was a role to play.
20:13It occurred to me up there.
20:16You were right.
20:18There's no role.
20:19I am nice.
20:21If that's the case, then I can send you home.
20:25Home?
20:28Hero Tower.
20:38Your living situation is based on your ranking.
20:41The higher your rank, the higher the floor.
20:45Pretty, huh?
20:47I always enjoy the view from up here.
20:50Miss J?
20:51Why did he kill himself?
20:54It was his choice to make.
20:57Someday down the line, you'll be in the same spot.
21:01Choose wisely.
21:02Have fun.
21:07It's all yours now, kid.
21:10Damn, this place is massive.
21:12Hello, statue.
21:14Man, what a day.
21:16Pete, where's the bed?
21:20Perfect.
21:21Oh, no, that's nice.
21:27Huh?
21:29Moon?
21:30Why is she in my bed?
21:33Oh, right.
21:34She and I have lived together for a while.
21:36Cool.
21:37Mhm.
21:39Mhm.
21:42Mhm.
21:50Mhm.
22:00Mhm.
22:00Mhm.
22:00Mhm.
22:05I always knew where I stood
22:16I tried to be so good
22:20Look at me now, I don't know how
22:24But I'm a real hero
22:27No hiding in the shot, no time to strut
22:34I'm gonna make a splash to make this cut
22:37You've got to believe
22:40Die in freedom, no hesitation
22:43Picture your planet in disharmony
22:49Jump into the night, curse high, cause now I'm in trouble
22:55Don't you miss the fight, just get the other door
22:59But I gotta make a difference, moving when above us
23:03I'm feeling my inertia, inertia, inertia
23:06Simply I will believe, I will believe
23:10Simply I will believe, I will believe
23:14Is it my turn to be the hero?
23:17Cause I got to be the hero
23:19Cause I got to be the hero
23:21Cause I got to be the hero
23:22All my life they said that I was strange
23:27But I knew that I could be the change
23:31I still ain't done enough
23:34Not even close
23:38Maybe I can have to be the hero
23:55The Who Afin
23:55Is the hero
23:57That I could be the hero