Romance, rivalry, and rodent-sized chaos in Chip 'n Dale Rescue Rangers S2E30 – “Love Is a Many Splintered Thing”!
When a mysterious new admirer enters the scene, things get complicated for the Rescue Rangers—especially when jealousy and miscommunication threaten to split the team! With emotions running high and a sneaky villain lurking in the shadows, can the Rangers solve the case and fix their friendships?
A hilarious and heartfelt episode full of love, laughs, and lessons!
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When a mysterious new admirer enters the scene, things get complicated for the Rescue Rangers—especially when jealousy and miscommunication threaten to split the team! With emotions running high and a sneaky villain lurking in the shadows, can the Rangers solve the case and fix their friendships?
A hilarious and heartfelt episode full of love, laughs, and lessons!
Tap like, drop a comment, and follow for more classic cartoon fun with Chip, Dale, and the gang!
#RescueRangers #ChipNDale #LoveIsAManySplinteredThing #CartoonRomance #ClassicCartoons #90sCartoons #ChipNDaleRescueRangers #FullEpisode #AnimatedAdventure
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00:00Sometimes, some crimes go slippin' through the cracks
00:11But these two dumb shoes are pickin' up the slack
00:17There's no case too big, no case too small
00:20When you need help, just call
00:23Ch-ch-ch-chip and Dale's Rescue Ranger
00:26Ch-ch-chip and Dale's
00:28When there's danger, no, no, it never fails
00:31Once they're involved, somehow whatever's wrong gets solved
00:36Ch-ch-chip and Dale's Rescue Ranger
00:39Ch-ch-ch-chip and Dale's
00:41When there's danger, no, no, it never fails
00:44They'll take the move and find the whales and wives and who
00:49Ch-ch-chip and Dale's Rescue Ranger
00:52Ch-ch-chip and Dale's
00:54When there's danger, ch-ch-chip and Dale's
00:58Hey, yo, we got company
01:21Let's nail these numbskulls!
01:30Right! That'll be enough of that!
01:34Get this blinkin' thing off!
01:39If we don't get past these guys, the boss is gonna get really angry, you know?
01:44Chill out! I gotta feed on him!
01:51Any other blind ideas?
01:53I'm thinking! I'm reading!
01:56Okay, muscles! Squash him!
01:59Yo! Absolutely!
02:15No worries, mates! You can depend on Monoride!
02:18One order of pest pan tanks coming right up!
02:33Jeez, muscles! He's even stronger than you!
02:36Whoa! Let's get out of here, you know?
02:38Time to teach these slugs some table manners!
02:48Time to clean up the garbage!
02:50Get out of here!
03:02Get out of here!
03:04Yo, this is gonna hurt!
03:06Yo!
03:07Yo, this is gonna hurt!
03:08Yo!
03:09Monty!
03:10Help!
03:12Yip!
03:13Yow, yow, a clear sweep!
03:15Uh...
03:16We've got a problem!
03:17Monty!
03:18What's happened to him?
03:19I don't know!
03:20A cheese again?
03:22It's not cheese...
03:24It's some kind of...
03:26Perfume?
03:31Look, Monty!
03:33A real treat!
03:34Your favorite, Jack Teeth!
03:37No thanks, mate!
03:39I'm not real hungry!
03:40This was years ago, before I hooked up with the Rangers!
03:46I was touring the cheese regions of Europe, so I stopped in Paris!
03:51Where I heard somebody was using cardboard and shaving cream to make counterfeit cheesecakes!
03:57A crime against cheese lovers everywhere it was!
04:00So I made it my job to stop them!
04:10I was all on me own, until a door opened!
04:19Then, I saw her!
04:21Desiree Delors!
04:23She was young!
04:24She was beautiful!
04:25And, she was in trouble!
04:41It was love at first, Sniff!
04:46Before I knew it, I was in over me head!
04:52Finally, I was able to win a hat!
04:58The big day arrived!
05:00I was going to the chapel!
05:01Happy as can be!
05:04When I was seduced by me first love!
05:06Space!
05:23Hours later, I came too!
05:29But I was too late!
05:33That's the last I saw her!
05:35Still!
05:37Every time I smell that perfume, I fall in love all over again!
05:43I just have to face the facts!
05:46I'll never see her again!
05:48Oh, Marty!
05:49That's not true!
05:50It could happen!
05:52Yeah!
05:53You'll never know when opportunity you'll knock!
05:55See?
05:58Mumsy!
06:00It's for you!
06:02Desiree!
06:03Um, everybody, uh, permit me to introduce Desiree Delors!
06:13Oh!
06:15Mumsy, thank goodness you are all right!
06:18After that horrible fight at the antique store, I thought...
06:22What? How do you know about the antique store?
06:24Well, um, because I was there!
06:28So it was your perfume I smelled!
06:31And why were you there?
06:33Because...
06:35Because I am part of the gang you are fighting!
06:38Desiree!
06:39I am so ashamed!
06:42But when I saw you again, so handsome, so heroic, I realized what a fool I was to go off with...
06:50Errol!
06:51I knew it!
06:52That mug made you become a criminal!
06:55I told him I was quitting the gang!
06:58He threatened me!
07:00He's really rotten!
07:02Yeah, just like her story!
07:04He doesn't believe me!
07:06No one believes me!
07:10I believe you!
07:12See here, Chip! You're upsetting the lady!
07:15Please, give me the chance to prove I am telling the truth!
07:19Errol is planning another robbery!
07:22I will tell you everything I know!
07:24Bonzer idea, Des!
07:26You'll see, Chipper! This'll work out great!
07:30You're staying here?
07:32For the time being!
07:34No offense, love, but you really deserve a nicer place than this!
07:38Well, perhaps we can find a new place, together!
07:42Oh, well...
07:46Au revoir, mon cherie! Pleasant dreams!
07:55He's gone!
07:56Any fun for it?
07:58Like a ton of big cheese!
08:00Yeah, nice going, Desiree!
08:02Ha ha ha ha!
08:05Ha ha ha ha!
08:15You sure this is the place?
08:17Any second, I promise they will come out of that Glock's door!
08:20Well, when, and if they do, we'll drop the net on them!
08:23Ready, Roger Wiggle!
08:25Look!
08:27See? Just like Desiree said!
08:29Fire!
08:30Sheesh! You'd think they'd at least aim a little better. Please don't hurt us!
08:38Yeah, Honest, we give up.
08:44Nah, after all, that's dust-up. They just must've figured we're too hot for them.
08:53Speaking of hot...
08:54Holy moly! Molten tar! We're gonna get swamped!
08:58What?
08:59Desiree! Where's Desiree?!
09:01Forget about her! Now the engine won't start!
09:06Will this help?
09:10Bye!
09:17We're going under!
09:19Zipper, quit!
09:21You can count on me!
09:27Not if I can help it!
09:30You can count on me!
09:40Not if I can help it!
09:46Oh! Help, Monzy!
09:48Monzy!
09:50Desiree!
09:55Are you her, Des?
09:57I am not sure. This branch caught me.
10:01You let him get away!
10:02But Desiree needed me!
10:05Awful convenient that she kept you busy just long enough for those crooks to escape!
10:09This whole thing was a setup!
10:11And she's a phony!
10:13Oh, Monzy!
10:15Now look here, Chip!
10:17I demand an apology!
10:19An apology?
10:20I'm not the one who deserted his duty!
10:22We can't depend on you for anything!
10:24Is that so?
10:26All right!
10:27If that's the way you feel about me, I quit!
10:37Well, you sure handled that right!
10:39Oh, Monzy!
10:55It is like the old days in Paris!
10:59Another French place if you play!
11:01Just you and me!
11:03No worries!
11:04No responsibilities!
11:06No friends!
11:07Well, aren't we cheery?
11:10Can't help it, Des!
11:11They was the best mates I ever had!
11:14Before the rescue rangers, I just bounced from port to port, looking for the next piece of chase!
11:21That is not the Monzy I knew!
11:24My Monterey Jacques put impossible odds to rescue me!
11:28In fact, I would say the rest of rangers need you more than you need them!
11:32But you have to make them see that!
11:34How?
11:35Well, Errol was planning another, how you say, heist?
11:39I gotcha!
11:41If I catch that stooge single-handed, the rangers will welcome me back with open arms!
11:46Des, you're a genius!
11:48But of course!
11:49I don't know, Des, breaking into art museums isn't the way we're usually named crooks!
12:04Trust me, we've got to catch our wissy red hands!
12:07If you say so!
12:10Careful of the fan there, Desiree!
12:13It could slice you to ribbons!
12:15I'll have it fixed in half a sec!
12:16Just count out of old Monty!
12:19How clever! I would have never thought of doing it that way!
12:33Just share in the benefit of more experience, Des!
12:38Get him more experience, Des!
12:39Hmm!
12:40Hmm!
12:41Hmm!
12:42Hmm!
12:43Hmm!
12:44Hmm!
12:45Hmm!
12:46Hmm!
12:47Hmm!
12:48Hmm!
12:49Hmm!
12:50Come on, guys!
12:51Right now!
12:52Where's the old ranger spirit?
12:53You're a detective!
12:54You're a detective!
12:55You figure it out!
12:57Hey!
12:58Monty walked out on us, remember?
12:59He wouldn't have it if you hadn't opened your big mouth!
13:02I just didn't trust that Desiree to lure!
13:05That's his business!
13:06Don't be so nosy!
13:07We should be looking for clues!
13:16What is it, Zipper?
13:17It's dangerous!
13:18No!
13:19It's sawdust!
13:20Golly!
13:21That's where Desiree put her purse down!
13:23And she was staying down by the river!
13:24The river!
13:25Sawdust!
13:26The Lumber Mill!
13:27The Lumber Mill!
13:28Let's get going!
13:31Well, it could have been, Zandruff!
13:40A rosewood chair?
13:41What's a pack of thugs?
13:43What were that?
13:44Were they missing a piece of a door in that set?
13:46Harold is working for a wealthy Canadian beaver with a taste for expensive wood!
13:51They're going to all this trouble just for beaver snacks?
13:55When the price is right, Monty, it is no trouble at all!
13:59Laser beam sensors!
14:00Can you take care of them?
14:01I suppose I can!
14:02It'll take a smidge of calculating though!
14:03The old water rank can use his brain when he needs to!
14:04Oh!
14:05Natural more!
14:06That looks about right!
14:08But Des!
14:09Why'd you want to clear a path to the very thing we're trying to protect?
14:10So it's easier to swipe you, Jake!
14:11No!
14:12No!
14:13No!
14:14No!
14:15No!
14:16No!
14:17No!
14:18No!
14:19No!
14:20No!
14:21No!
14:22No!
14:23No!
14:24No!
14:25No!
14:26No!
14:27No!
14:28No!
14:29No!
14:30No!
14:31No!
14:32No!
14:33No!
14:34No!
14:35No!
14:36What begin ya...
14:37persuipe ya...
14:38Jake...
14:39Run for cover, Desiree!
14:40I'll take care of the riff raff!
14:42They won't know what hit them!
14:46So, Ponzi, seven years' bad luck...
14:49For you!
14:59Hm!
15:00I feel like I'm out of the Mongoose convention in me head!
15:03Could you keep the record down?
15:06Hey, boys, let's be more considerate.
15:09We all got Monzie.
15:14Oh, Monzie, perhaps you would like a pair of humuffs.
15:18Dez, great, you're free.
15:20Untie me while those blokes are busy.
15:22Oh, he wants me to untie him.
15:25Dez, quiet! What do you do?
15:27Not likely.
15:28But we do appreciate your helping us break into the museum.
15:32Yeah, couldn't have done it without you, pal.
15:35You scrawny scalawack, you're the one who let Desiree astray!
15:40Oh, come on, get with the program, palie.
15:44Monzie, I never worked for Errol, he works for me.
15:48You see, when you rescue clowns fed our friend Muscles to the street sweeper, we had no problem.
15:55The gang needed a new strongman to help us finish our client's shopping list.
16:00And I fit the bill.
16:02Mais oui.
16:03Now the chair gets shipped north, while Errol and I will jet south for a tropical vacation.
16:09Whatever you do to me, the other rangers will see that you pay!
16:13The rangers? Oh!
16:15Oh!
16:16You mean, er, eh?
16:17I would ask you to join the gang, Monzie, but you have always had this problem.
16:30You are too, how do you say, honest.
16:34Au revoir, mon chéri.
16:36Oh!
16:37Oh!
16:38It's not boiled.
16:39I'm probably not.
16:41It's not boiled.
16:42That is compartilable.
16:43Well, I can't tell you.
16:44Well, I can't tell you, don't tell you.
16:45Well, you've never heard of me.
16:46Right.
16:47You can't tell you what I'm saying.
16:50Don't make a to-do, mates.
16:57Guess Monterey Jack's gonna get whittled down like a walking stick.
17:04Chip was right.
17:05Desiree was just playing me for a fool.
17:08So Desiree tricked you.
17:10So what?
17:11You're gonna let her get away with it?
17:13You're a rescue ranger.
17:14I'm not a rescue ranger anymore.
17:16You can't depend on me.
17:18Stop kicking. We gotta get this thing swinging.
17:21Come on, Dale. He knows what he's doing.
17:32You crazy dingoes! Get off of there! Jump!
17:36Who's depending on you now, Monterey?
17:38But you would...
17:39Oh, that's enough!
17:48Of course I'm alright. I'm a rescue ranger, aren't I?
18:03You sure are.
18:05But I was a bit of a close shave.
18:09Rescue ranger!
18:10Away!
18:13Bike 3-0-1 for Orlando.
18:15Now boarding at Terminal 9.
18:17Bike 2-12 to Nova Scotia.
18:19We'll begin boarding in five minutes.
18:21Yep. Right on schedule.
18:24In a few hours, we'll be up to our necks in grass skates and coconuts.
18:28We'll...
18:37We won...
18:38Just you, me, and...
18:40Mother, I suck!
18:44No!
18:45That guy should be man's maid.
18:47There they are, Gadget! Give her the gut!
18:50You get away! You have to get up up there, dang it!
18:57Great! I can try on the new ejection seats!
19:01Ejection seats!
19:09Get up here, Errol! You'll miss our plane!
19:12Aw, no need to hurry, Errol!
19:14Yeah, you don't need a plane to fly!
19:18Bon voyage!
19:20Hey, Errol!
19:21There's a race!
19:27Uh-oh!
19:29I hit you guys!
19:34There she goes!
19:40Crikey! We're gonna lose her!
19:42Not if we borrow one of Gadget's tricks!
19:45Too bad you will not be joining me, Errol.
19:48On the other hand, we're becoming a bit of a ball.
19:52Ready? Hold it! Fire!
19:55I'm sure I can find another man soon enough!
20:04You didn't get enough of me, eh, Monty?
20:08I'm not letting you get away with this!
20:11Oh, there you go again, with that honesty!
20:21Hang it all! She's getting away!
20:23If you are ever in Tahiti, Monty, look me up!
20:26Until then, we'll always have berries!
20:29Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
20:31Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
20:32Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
20:33Wait a minute!
20:34This is the shipping label to that Canadian beaver!
20:37Hey!
20:38Hey!
20:41No big, honey!
20:43We can still stop her!
20:45Don't bother!
20:47That empty chair won't be going anywhere without a shipping label!
20:51And right now, seem to see into it that Desiree gets a one-way trip to the frozen north!
20:56So when her beaver box finds her in the box, instead of his chair, she'll be in for one very cold reception.
21:06Roger Tower, this is Rosa Thunder Airlines, Flight 212A, clear for take-off.
21:14Case closed and back to normal. From now on, I'm not going to let anyone or anything turn my head around.
21:21What's with him?
21:27The next flight out must be serving macaroni and...