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00:00Mom! Mom! Mom! Help! Please!
00:09Mom! Thank you!
00:14Oh no... What's that?
00:18What's going on?
00:22Here, we have more enemies in there!
00:24Thanks a lot for getting these piglins on our tails, Xena!
00:27Yeah, thanks for that, Xena!
00:28Yeah, nice going, Xena!
00:30I didn't mean to!
00:31Come on, come on, come on! The portal's this way!
00:32Mom!
00:33Not you!
00:34You need to distract them while we finish the portal!
00:36Uh, distract? Seriously?
00:38Come on, I'm not being beat!
00:39Mom!
00:40Thanks for helping, Xena!
00:41Yeah, make the help, Xena!
00:45What is that? What is...
00:46What the... is that a... guest?
00:49Why is it so tiny and crispy?
00:51Hang on, little guy. I can't leave you out here.
00:54Okay, little guy, you're coming with me!
00:56Huh?
00:57They ain't getting tied!
00:58Where'd my mom go?
01:00Mom?
01:01Keep them off me, guys!
01:02You said they're done!
01:03I'm trying, I'm trying!
01:04Mom!
01:05I can't split!
01:06Oh, Xena!
01:07Let's go!
01:08Let's see, you're fine!
01:09Yeah, no thanks to you!
01:10Okay, let's go!
01:11Mom!
01:12Come on, hurry up!
01:13Mom!
01:14Huh?
01:18Where am I?
01:19Mom!
01:20There!
01:21No more piglin problems, you're welcome!
01:23Yeah!
01:24Yeah, it would be a problem if someone had just listened to us!
01:27Uh-huh!
01:28But I...
01:29We're not gonna take you to the nether if you keep doing stuff like that!
01:31I can't believe you would invite her on!
01:33Okay, guys, I swear, I didn't get anywhere near the piglins!
01:36Then why were they chasing you?
01:38Well, I didn't get near them at first. Technically, they got close to me.
01:42Sure, sure, whatever!
01:45Okay, come on, guys!
01:47Where are we?
01:48Why do I have to be so bad at everything?
01:50I just...
01:51I just wish I had some...
01:53I just wanna be able to do something right for once!
01:55Oh, what am I even doing with this thing?
01:58I don't need that thing!
02:01Huh?
02:02What...
02:03What the...
02:04Where am I?
02:05Wait!
02:07I feel better!
02:09I think I'm good!
02:10Aww!
02:11I look cute!
02:12What in the world was that...
02:13Oh!
02:14Oh!
02:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
02:16How did a guest get in here?
02:17I'm sorry!
02:18You have to go!
02:19Uh!
02:20Uh!
02:21Oh!
02:22Um!
02:23Hi!
02:24I'm looking for my mom!
02:25Wait!
02:26You're not attacking!
02:27Are...
02:28Are you friendly?
02:30I guess so!
02:32She's friendly!
02:33I've teamed a guest!
02:34Me!
02:35I don't think she understands me!
02:37Eat that, Zane!
02:38Hmm...
02:39Wait...
02:40Oh!
02:41Hmm...
02:42You know what?
02:43Maybe I can help you out here!
02:44Let's see...
02:45Wait...
02:46You're not gonna attack my house, are you?
02:47Wait...
02:48Whoa!
02:49There we go!
02:50Looking all good!
02:51Did you...
02:52This is amazing!
02:53Wait till the...
02:54Wait till the other players see this!
02:56They're gonna freak out!
02:57Hey everyone!
02:58Come see my base!
02:59Ah!
03:00Base!
03:01Wait, what's going on?
03:02Oh!
03:03Okay!
03:04Oh!
03:05What do you think?
03:06That is a big glow up!
03:08Right?
03:09Oh, okay!
03:10Not bad, noob!
03:11Did you, uh...
03:12Wait...
03:13What is that?
03:14Hi!
03:15What?
03:16She brought a guest!
03:17I'll hammer this!
03:18No, no, no!
03:19Hey!
03:20She's a friend!
03:21She's a friend!
03:22Stop!
03:23Shoo!
03:24Stop!
03:25Look!
03:26She's not like other guests!
03:27She's good!
03:28A good guest?
03:30That's...
03:31That's like they pierce his brain cells!
03:33Yeah!
03:34Hey!
03:35Look, I'm gonna take care of this!
03:36Move out of the way, Xena!
03:37Stop!
03:38Stop!
03:39She doesn't need to be taken care of!
03:41She can take care of herself, actually!
03:43Look!
03:44She chose me!
03:45Out of everyone, she picked me!
03:47And I'm gonna take care of her!
03:48And name her...
03:49Puffle!
03:50Wait...
03:51What?
03:52Queen Boomy!
03:53No, she probably hates that, but...
03:55Okay!
03:56I'll think of a name!
03:57But she's mine!
03:58Whatever, weirdo!
03:59She's the closest thing I got to a mom!
04:00So...
04:02Wow!
04:03So you got a gas?
04:04That's insane!
04:05What'd you do to get her to be with ya?
04:06Did you torture somebody?
04:07Huh?
04:08How'd it work?
04:09No, I, uh...
04:10Dunked her in my fish tank.
04:11Oh!
04:12So you tortured the gas!
04:13Didn't know you had it in ya, Xena!
04:15Anyway, come on!
04:16Let's get moving!
04:17Okay!
04:18Which way is...
04:19It's a...
04:20Okay, come on, Xena!
04:21Don't freak out!
04:22We just have to find our way through!
04:23You can do that, right?
04:24Okay!
04:25I can do that!
04:26Yeah, just have something to be a distraction for me!
04:27I get it!
04:28Oh no!
04:29What are you doing?
04:30That's how my mom taught me too!
04:31Oh!
04:32I gotcha!
04:33Huh!
04:34My mom used to throw me at mobs and teach me all the time!
04:36I got in trouble once!
04:37I wonder where she went!
04:38I'm alive!
04:39Oh, thanks to Kim!
04:40Thank you!
04:41Gosh, you're one good pet!
04:42Now, let's get out of here!
04:44Okay!
04:45I'm a pet?
04:46What does that mean?
04:47There she is!
04:48Hmm...
04:49With this giant ravine here!
04:50Ooh!
04:51Wait!
04:52Oh!
04:53Hey, Xena!
04:54I see you made it through the mobs!
04:55Just like I knew you would!
04:56Hmm...
04:57Right...
04:58Now, uh, just give me all your blocks and I'll get us across, okay?
05:00Well...
05:01I don't have any blocks!
05:02Uh...
05:03Okay, then just give me your pickaxe!
05:04Hmm...
05:05I don't have a pickaxe either!
05:07Seriously?
05:08What did you bring?
05:09I didn't bring anything!
05:10I thought we were just going for a bi-block!
05:12Of course!
05:13Do I have to do everything for you?
05:15Move out of the way!
05:16Why is she yelling at my mom?
05:17My new mom?
05:18Hmm...
05:19Yes, friend!
05:20Where are you going?
05:21Are you leaving me too?
05:22After everything we...
05:23Wait, you're just...
05:24Sitting there...
05:25What do you want me to do?
05:26This way!
05:27Wait, you don't want me to jump, do you?
05:28Huh?
05:29Come on!
05:30Come on, new mom!
05:31I'll give it a shot!
05:32What are you doing?
05:33This is either incredibly brave or incredibly dumb...
05:35You're not gonna jump, are you?
05:36Wait!
05:37Gah!
05:38Whoa!
05:39Yay!
05:40She did it!
05:41Oh, hang on!
05:42She was pulling too!
05:43Wait!
05:44Come on!
05:45Here we go!
05:46And...
05:47Yay!
05:48It's working!
05:49And this way!
05:50And...
05:53Go, new mom!
05:54Go!
05:55Alright, let's see...
05:56And...
05:57I got it!
05:58Here we go!
05:59Thank you!
06:00Oh!
06:01Okie, it's Gabby's turn now, please!
06:03What?
06:04Ah, fine...
06:05Yay!
06:06I guess I should help you, but if you yell at my mom again, or my new mom...
06:08Here we go!
06:09I'm gonna be very...
06:10Oh!
06:11Oh no!
06:12Come on, little ghastly friend!
06:13Help!
06:14Please!
06:15I'm gonna fall soon!
06:16Um...
06:17Ah!
06:18There we go!
06:19Ah!
06:20Oh!
06:21Thank you, little friend!
06:22Now, how about you get me back to my house, huh, buddy?
06:25Um...
06:26You're not just gonna leave me here, are you?
06:28Oh, man!
06:29Wait, what's that sound?
06:30Ah!
06:31Oof!
06:32Ow!
06:33What a hurt!
06:34Hmm!
06:35Alright!
06:36Hello, little ghast friend!
06:37Wait, where's Kim?
06:38She exploded!
06:39Come on, mom!
06:40Let's go!
06:41Hey, new mom?
06:42New mom?
06:43I guess she can't speak ghast!
06:45Thanks for the upgrades!
06:46This place is really beautiful!
06:48What's that sound in there?
06:49Whoa!
06:50What the?
06:51What is that?
06:52Oh my gosh!
06:53Oh no!
06:54She's alive!
06:55Oh!
06:56Come on, again?
06:58What...
06:59What?
07:00And BOOM!
07:01Ha ha ha ha ha ha!
07:03Gotcha gone, Zeta!
07:04What the?
07:05Best prank ever!
07:06Leave me alone, Pierce!
07:08Just run back to your sheep and stay away!
07:11Oh, don't have to tell me twice!
07:13Why would he do that?
07:15Wow!
07:16Shoot!
07:17Get outta here!
07:18Oh, oh, oh, thank you!
07:19Yeah, no, I'm going to my house, thank you!
07:21Why does this always happen to me, and I can never get them back?
07:28Oh!
07:29Hmm...
07:30Let's see...
07:32Hmm...
07:33What can I do?
07:35He likes to blow up people's houses?
07:38Well, I can figure out what to bo-
07:40Are you ghast?
07:41I can't tell what you are!
07:42But you, come this way, and I'll give you this!
07:45It's gonna take forever to rebuild-
07:47Wait, huh?
07:48There you go!
07:49Wait, hold on, is that one of Pierce's-
07:50No wait, no!
07:51What are you doing with that?
07:52Wha-
07:53Wait!
07:54What are you doing?
07:55Pierce loves his sheep more than anything!
07:57Oh, he's gonna be so upset when he-
07:58Wait a second...
07:59Hmm?
08:00We couldn't mess with his sheep to get back at him for blowing up my house!
08:03Oh, I just wanted you to eat something!
08:04I didn't realize-
08:05That's brilliant!
08:06Okay, wait, you stay here!
08:08What?
08:09Oh, where was my chest at?
08:11I guess she's using her thinking brain!
08:12Okay, it was over here!
08:14Yeah!
08:15What is this?
08:16Okay, you take some of these, okay?
08:17Ooh!
08:18We can make his sheep float away!
08:20I can already do that!
08:21I can just throw them in the air!
08:22Ha, ha, ha!
08:23But, I guess we'll go with new mom's plan!
08:24Obviously, I'll need your help, so, come on!
08:26Yup!
08:27Hmm, alright, let's see...
08:29We have to be quick!
08:30Did I just-
08:31Oh, my goodness!
08:32Whoa!
08:33They're like, yes!
08:34Like me!
08:35This is the dumbest thing I've ever done!
08:37Oh, oh, we should hide!
08:38We should hide!
08:39What?
08:40Huh?
08:41What's that Bahai doing up in the sky?
08:43Hold on!
08:44Uh...
08:45Whoa!
08:46Huh?
08:47What are you doing up there?
08:48Look at them!
08:49Hold on!
08:50I gotta get you down!
08:51I can fix it!
08:52He's mad like you were when he pulled around!
08:53We should go before he sees us!
08:54Whee!
08:55Uh, uh, hide!
08:56Hide!
08:57Okay!
08:58Just-just hold still!
08:59Daddy's got you!
09:00I can get you down!
09:01There we go!
09:02Ha, ha, ha!
09:03Oh!
09:04Oh, ooh!
09:05What have I done?
09:06I was supposed to be the shepherd!
09:08Oh, that was so worth it!
09:10Wait!
09:11This gives me another idea!
09:13G-come on!
09:14Come on!
09:15We're gonna need to go somewhere else, but I've got an idea!
09:17Come on!
09:18Um, okay!
09:19Well, well, well, if it isn't Miss Artsy Fartsy and her ghastly friend!
09:24Zane?
09:25What are you doing out here?
09:26Admiring nature!
09:27Commanding nature!
09:29I've trained these wolves to be my loyal companions!
09:32Who needs one when you can have an army?
09:34Uh, okay!
09:35Uh, good luck with that!
09:36What?
09:37Aren't you going to admire my loyal wolf army?
09:39They're much cooler than your floating marshmallow there!
09:42Hi!
09:43Uh, uh, well, you're welcome to think that!
09:46Uh, well, they are!
09:47Uh, do they do anything?
09:49Of course they do!
09:50Rex, do a flip!
09:52Wow, impressive!
09:55Uh, we're still learning that one, but look!
09:57They do no fetch!
09:58Hey!
09:59Go get it!
10:00Watch!
10:01Yeah, still learning that too?
10:04Shut up!
10:05They're conserving energy for war!
10:07They're much cooler than your dumb ghast there!
10:10But why don't you trade with me?
10:12My wolves for the air balloon!
10:14Hmm...
10:15No.
10:16I don't think so, Zane.
10:17Sorry!
10:18I really think you should reconsider!
10:20That mess in the nether was your fault, you know!
10:23You kinda owe us!
10:24Oh, me!
10:25Hmm?
10:26Maybe!
10:27If you tried helping me instead of blaming me for everything,
10:28I wouldn't have done whatever it is you say that I did!
10:30Wait!
10:31Uh, what was it again?
10:32What?
10:33See?
10:34You still don't know anything!
10:35Fine!
10:36Who needs you and your pet?
10:37Ah!
10:38Hey!
10:39I see!
10:40Huh?
10:41Alright, and-
10:42What are you-
10:43Hey!
10:44Whoa!
10:45You get back here, you!
10:47Come get me!
10:48Ow!
10:49Ow!
10:50Come on, stay still, would you?
10:52Okay.
10:53Ah!
10:54Ah!
10:55Uh-oh!
10:56Ah!
10:57Hey!
10:58Ooh!
10:59Ah!
11:00What?
11:01Traitors!
11:02You're supposed to love me!
11:03Wow!
11:04Get away from me!
11:09I don't care what anyone says.
11:10That was beautiful.
11:12No problem, Mom!
11:13You're the best!
11:14You know, you're literally my only friend left on the server.
11:16Ooh!
11:17It's a screamy lady!
11:18I know she had potion ingredients in here somewhere.
11:20Uh-
11:21Hi, Kim!
11:22Oh-
11:23Hi!
11:24See, now!
11:25Just, uh, helping you reorganize after Pierce's prank!
11:27Hehehehe!
11:28Hmm...
11:29Interesting.
11:30Well, thanks!
11:31Yeah, I kinda need to get some more blocks so I can fill all of this back in.
11:34Oh, you know, I can help you rebuild!
11:36Wait, really?
11:37Yeah!
11:38Just let me have that gas!
11:40Hmm?
11:41I don't like her!
11:42She's smelly!
11:43She looks smelly.
11:44Eh?
11:45No, I was just kidding.
11:46She's the one cool thing I have on this server.
11:48No way!
11:49Eh, worth a shot.
11:50By the way, I'm keeping this nether work cause you're probably not using it.
11:52But-
11:53Hey!
11:54That's important!
11:55It ties the whole room together!
11:56Hey, hey!
11:57I would've had a lot more if you hadn't gotten those piglets on us in the nether!
11:59Besides, your house is in shambles, girl!
12:01Wait, but I-
12:02Well, gotta go!
12:03Such a shame you have to sleep outside!
12:05If you had a house like mine, you'd be safe!
12:07Ta-da!
12:08Bye!
12:09Is that an invitation?
12:10Hmm?
12:11I don't even know what that means!
12:12Well, come on, Ghastie!
12:13We're bunking with Kim tonight!
12:14And she probably has food and I'm super hungry!
12:17Come on!
12:18Okay, I mean, we're-
12:20Does she not wanna rebuild her house, or?
12:22Alright!
12:23We're gonna be quiet, just like a creeper!
12:26And a floatie!
12:27Just like you!
12:28So follow me!
12:29Okay?
12:30Hmm?
12:31Maybe I can just rebuild your house somehow?
12:33I'm not going back to that wreck!
12:34I'll be fine!
12:35It's gonna be-
12:36No one will notice!
12:38Alright!
12:39I just have to get up here, and uh-
12:41Come on!
12:42Hmm?
12:43Okay!
12:44And-
12:46There we go!
12:47And-
12:49Boom!
12:50New base!
12:51Yeah!
12:52Okay!
12:53We have zero rent, and luxury is infinite!
12:56Alright, Kalkarine, I do have a mission for you!
12:59My hearts are getting kind of low, so I need you to go on a snag heist!
13:03Don't-