Don't Give Up the Ship (1959)
Category
🎥
Short filmTranscript
00:00:00THE END
00:00:30THE END
00:01:00THE END
00:01:29THE END
00:01:31THE END
00:01:33THE END
00:01:35THE END
00:01:37THE END
00:01:39THE END
00:01:43THE END
00:01:45THE END
00:01:47THE END
00:01:49THE END
00:01:51THE END
00:01:53THE END
00:01:55THE END
00:01:57THE END
00:01:59THE END
00:02:01THE END
00:02:03THE END
00:02:05THE END
00:02:07THE END
00:02:09THE END
00:02:11THE END
00:02:13THE END
00:02:15THE END
00:02:17THE END
00:02:19THE END
00:02:21THE END
00:02:23THE END
00:02:25THE END
00:02:27THE END
00:02:29THE END
00:02:31THE END
00:02:33THE END
00:02:35THE END
00:02:37THE END
00:02:41THE END
00:02:43THE END
00:02:45THE END
00:02:47THE END
00:02:49THE END
00:02:51THE END
00:02:53THE END
00:02:55THE END
00:02:57THE END
00:02:59THE END
00:03:01THE END
00:03:03THE END
00:03:05THE END
00:03:07THE END
00:03:09THE END
00:03:11THE END
00:03:13THE END
00:03:15THE END
00:03:17THE END
00:03:19THE END
00:03:21THE END
00:03:23THE END
00:03:25THE END
00:03:27we're located, sir. You don't just lose the destroyer escort. Admiral, I don't have to tell
00:03:35you that if this is a sample of naval housekeeping, it may have considerable effect on the forthcoming
00:03:41appropriations bill. Will ten days be sufficient to find out? Oh, plenty, sir, plenty. We'll get
00:03:49right on it, sir. Good. Meeting adjourned.
00:03:57We're in trouble. If we don't find the corn blot, that. Where's this officer stationed?
00:04:11Fourth Naval District, Akron. Get him here right away. And don't tell anyone what it's all
00:04:16about. Aye, aye, sir. Look at that face, Joe. Behind those soft baby eyes, that friendly
00:04:22smile. There could lurk the cunning brain of a master criminal. Oh, just wait till I get
00:04:29my hands on... The happiest man in the world today.
00:04:36Poochie pie. Sweetie face to us.
00:04:39Mr. Steckler is a lieutenant in the Navy. Really very nice. My daughter couldn't have done
00:04:52better. Our first wedding cake. For Judge Whipple, Poochie. Yes, darling, for Judge Poochie
00:05:03Whipple. Mm-hmm. Isn't this fun? Someday you'll get married, too. I hope it's someone like
00:05:12you, Admiral Steckler. Admiral? The child called? A lovely wedding. A lovely wedding. And Prudence
00:05:21is a beautiful bride. Just beautiful. Well... Uh, uh, uh...
00:05:31Shall we sneak out now, Ducky Poo? I think this would be a perfect time. Plus the fact I can't
00:05:51wait till we're alone, sweetheart. Just think. Two weeks alone at Lake Wanapauwawa. Fishing,
00:05:57canoeing, rowing. And everything. You... Yeah, everything. Come on. John. Mother. John, take care of my
00:06:11little girl. I will, Mother. I'll take care of her. Just like her father took care of you. That monster.
00:06:17Don't mention his name. I'm sorry. Goodbye, Mother. Goodbye, Mother. Goodbye, Mother.
00:06:23Happy, happy honeymoon, Daddy. Happy, happy honeymoon.
00:06:28All right.
00:06:31One.
00:06:33Four.
00:06:34Whoa.
00:06:35Whoa.
00:06:35That's our man. Follow him.
00:06:50Lieutenant Steckler.
00:07:05Yes, sir. The seven.
00:07:06I'm Lieutenant Commander Farber. I hate to do this to you, old man, but you're wanted in
00:07:09Washington immediately.
00:07:10What?
00:07:10Red phone call. Special orders. Deliver you no later than 1500 today.
00:07:13But you can't. We're just leaving on our honeymoon.
00:07:16Wait, sweetheart. Let me explain. I don't think you understand, Commander. You see, we were
00:07:20just married. We're going on our honeymoon. I'm on leave.
00:07:25It's been canceled.
00:07:26Who canceled it?
00:07:26Admiral Blood.
00:07:27Admiral Blood.
00:07:28His plane is waiting for you at the airport.
00:07:30But we've got the honeymoon cottage at Lake Wanapauwawa for two weeks.
00:07:34Wait, wait, sweetheart. Prudence, please, dear. Let me handle this. Commander, what would
00:07:38the Admiral want with me?
00:07:39I don't know, but here are your orders.
00:07:41It is the Admiral.
00:07:44What does he want?
00:07:45Well, it doesn't say, but that's his signature. Gee, my old commander. The top destroyer
00:07:51man in the Navy.
00:07:51Lieutenant, I hate to rush you.
00:07:53Yeah, well, blood or no blood, Admiral or no. Although, it might be a decoration. You
00:08:01know, there was that skirmish company.
00:08:02Can he mail it to you?
00:08:05No, dear. If I'm going to get a medal, I think the least we can do is go to Washington
00:08:08and pick it up. A medal.
00:08:11My hero. Now we can have our honeymoon in Washington, just like George and Martha.
00:08:21Lieutenant, if you're...
00:08:38Mission accomplished, sir. Lieutenant John Paul Steckler. The seventh. This way, please.
00:09:08Lieutenant John Paul Steckler. The seventh. Reporting is ordered, sir. So you're the man.
00:09:21I guess so, sir. Amazing. How did you do it?
00:09:25Oh, it was nothing. Nothing? Well, what I mean to say, sir...
00:09:27Tell us, son. Did you do this on your own? Were there others? Well, sir, uh... Is anyone ever really on their own? I mean, what I'm trying to say, sir, is... doesn't everything...
00:09:32always depend on the men you serve with? Their cooperation, their loyalty?
00:09:39See what I told you, Joe? Nerves to steal.
00:09:42Well, lucky you did only one missing. So you admit you had help?
00:09:46Were there others?
00:09:47Well, sir, uh, is anyone ever really on their own?
00:09:52I mean, what I'm trying to say, sir, is doesn't everything always depend on the men you serve with,
00:09:58their cooperation, their loyalty?
00:10:01See what I told you, Joe? Nerves of steel.
00:10:04Good luck, you did only one missing.
00:10:06So you admit you had help?
00:10:09Oh, yes, sir, in everything I did, sir.
00:10:11After all, I had a shining inspiration. I served under Admiral Blood.
00:10:15Are you trying to pin this on me?
00:10:17Oh, no, sir. I thought you were going to pin it on me.
00:10:19As a matter of fact, I wish you would because my wife is...
00:10:22Excuse me, sir. Are you mad at me?
00:10:25Mad at you?
00:10:27Why, nonsense.
00:10:32All I want is a full confession.
00:10:34Confession?
00:10:36Sir, as representative of the Judge Advocate General,
00:10:40I request Lieutenant Steckler be formally advised of the charges against him.
00:10:44The charges...
00:10:45Did you say charges?
00:10:48Certainly.
00:10:49Why do you think you were called?
00:10:51To receive a medal?
00:10:52Well, very honestly, sir, I did think I was...
00:10:55Maybe a little one.
00:10:58I've never seen anyone like him.
00:11:00Go ahead, Commander. Read the charges.
00:11:02Lieutenant John Paul Steckler?
00:11:04The seventh, sir.
00:11:05Lieutenant John Paul Steckler, the seventh?
00:11:10My brother was supposed to be the seventh, but he turned out to be my sister.
00:11:15See, they were expecting a boy and...
00:11:17Read the charges!
00:11:18Lieutenant, during World War II, some government property charged out to you,
00:11:26and for which you are therefore responsible, was not turned in.
00:11:30It's still missing.
00:11:32Well, just a minute, Commander, sir.
00:11:33I never took anything in my...
00:11:35What's the matter, Lieutenant?
00:11:38Nothing. Nothing, sir.
00:11:40It's just that I...
00:11:41I never thought it would be missed.
00:11:43Everyone was taking souvenirs.
00:11:45But wouldn't you say you went just a little too far, Lieutenant?
00:11:50No, I don't think so, sir.
00:11:52I mean, it wasn't important stuff.
00:11:55Well, it was my compass, sextant,
00:11:58and patented spam opener.
00:12:02Wasn't there something else, Lieutenant?
00:12:05All right, I'm not gonna lie.
00:12:07I'm guilty.
00:12:09And I think that the best thing for me to do is just pay up and get this thing over with.
00:12:13So if you'll tell me how much it is, I'll...
00:12:16I'll pay.
00:12:18Tell him, Commander.
00:12:20The total amount comes to...
00:12:22$5,415,925.
00:12:28I think he's trying to ask you something.
00:12:44What did I take?
00:12:50One fully equipped, seaworthy, and battle-ready destroyer escort.
00:12:58Oh, thank you.
00:12:58Oh, come now, son.
00:13:00Your government doesn't want to be tough on you.
00:13:03Just tell us.
00:13:04What did you do with the USS Cornblatt?
00:13:06I didn't take it.
00:13:08I didn't take her.
00:13:10I haven't got her.
00:13:11Honest.
00:13:13Pinky sweat.
00:13:14Scouts are...
00:13:15What if I ever got her?
00:13:17I didn't...
00:13:18Honest.
00:13:23Frisk me!
00:13:25Rob!
00:13:42I know it was...
00:13:44Rob!
00:13:51Five million dollars.
00:13:53How can I ever pay five million dollars?
00:13:57Even if they took thirty dollars a month,
00:14:00it would take 950,000 months.
00:14:04Thirty dollars into 950,000.
00:14:08Oh, I forgot to carry the one.
00:14:11Five million...
00:14:15Even if they start with this month, the 30 dollars.
00:14:19I don't think I have enough.
00:14:21It's 29 dollars for the bus tickets.
00:14:25Let me see how much...
00:14:28Maybe...
00:14:31Five million...
00:14:32Hear that?
00:14:33He thinks he's got five million dollars in small change.
00:14:36Yeah, the old insanity gimmick.
00:14:39Well, he's not gonna get away with it.
00:14:41Shall we question him again, sir?
00:14:43Lieutenant Steckler.
00:14:45The 7th.
00:14:47Oh.
00:14:49Yes, sir?
00:14:51I must confess that until this moment, I thought you might have snatched the coin blot.
00:14:55That behind a facade of innocence was the shrewd, calculating brain of a crook,
00:15:01or a master spy in pay of some foreign...
00:15:03Oh, just a minute, sir.
00:15:05If you don't mind, sir.
00:15:06I am not a spy.
00:15:07I mean, I've goofed and all that, but I am not a traitor.
00:15:11I mean, the Navy is my whole life.
00:15:13Before I was in the Navy, I was just John Paul Steckler.
00:15:17The meatball.
00:15:19But now, Lieutenant John Paul Steckler.
00:15:23The meatball.
00:15:24Steckler, I'm beginning to feel sorry for you.
00:15:28I've seen enough scared young men to know that you're another.
00:15:32But you're in a whale of a lot of trouble.
00:15:34Yes, sir.
00:15:35Nobody really wants to kick you out of the Navy.
00:15:39Throw you in jail.
00:15:41See you wind up in disgrace.
00:15:43But the last name the corn blot was checked out to was Ensign John Paul Steckler.
00:15:48We've got to pin it on somebody.
00:15:53Sir?
00:15:55How about him, sir?
00:15:57Steckler.
00:16:00Give up the ship.
00:16:01I haven't got her, sir.
00:16:03Well, then find her.
00:16:04Yes, sir.
00:16:05You've got ten days.
00:16:06Yes, sir.
00:16:07You'd better come back with something.
00:16:08Yes, sir.
00:16:09Commander.
00:16:10Yes, sir.
00:16:11Get the duplicate records of all ships turned in Pacific Fleet 1945 to date.
00:16:14All of them?
00:16:15Yes, sir.
00:16:18Steckler, I want you to spend the next 12 hours sifting through those records.
00:16:22We've got to find the corn blot.
00:16:24And we're starting tonight.
00:16:25Tonight?
00:16:26But I had plans tonight.
00:16:27Cancel all plans!
00:16:28Yes, sir!
00:16:30If we don't come up with a corn blot inside of ten days, the Navy stands to lose $4 billion
00:16:35in appropriations.
00:16:36This is Michael Steckler.
00:16:38As America's first line of defense, I...
00:16:43Who's Ducky Poo?
00:16:45Who's Ducky?
00:16:46Give me a million dollars?
00:16:51Hello?
00:16:52Everything comfy cozy, dear?
00:16:54Ducky Poo, I've been waiting three hours.
00:16:57And I can't wait to see you, sweetie face.
00:17:02I don't speak to everyone that way, sir. I hope you don't think so. Just my wife.
00:17:06Hang up that phone!
00:17:07I'm gonna have to hang up now, dear.
00:17:11Tell me you love me.
00:17:14Love you, love you, love you, love you.
00:17:17Hang up! Yes, sir!
00:17:19Love you.
00:17:25The record, sir.
00:17:26Good.
00:17:29Stickling, get at those right away.
00:17:30Yes, sir. I will, sir.
00:17:31Oh, I'm sorry, sir.
00:17:33Oh, excuse me.
00:17:35I'm very sorry, sir.
00:17:37My cap, sir.
00:17:46And be back here at 0900 tomorrow morning.
00:17:49Yes, sir. 0900 tomorrow morning.
00:17:53It's a tough break, sir, having this happen right in the middle of his honeymoon.
00:17:56Honeymoon?
00:17:57He was married this morning, sir.
00:17:58Oh, no. The honeymoon will have to wait.
00:18:00See that he's checked into bachelor officers' quarters for the night.
00:18:04I'll arrange it, sir.
00:18:05All right, gentlemen, that's all.
00:18:08Will there be anything else?
00:18:10Oh, you'd better bring another bottle of champagne.
00:18:12Pink.
00:18:13Pink.
00:18:14Yes, ma'am.
00:18:14Oh, you missed me, honey.
00:18:39Yes.
00:18:40Oh, darn it.
00:18:41What in the world?
00:18:43Now I got the San Diego DEs all mixed up with the Bremerton CEVs.
00:18:47What are these, Dr. Poole?
00:18:49Oh, Admiral Blood gave them to me.
00:18:51Instead of a medal?
00:18:53There is no medal.
00:18:54No medal?
00:18:55No, and there's no cornblat either.
00:18:57What's a cornblat?
00:18:59Honey, don't you remember I used to tell you about during the war I commanded the USS Kornblat?
00:19:08Well, that's a cornblat, and it's missing, and they said I took it.
00:19:13You?
00:19:14Well, what would you do with a battleship?
00:19:16What would anybody do with a battleship?
00:19:18No, honey, she's not a battleship.
00:19:21It's a destroyer escort, you see.
00:19:23And although I didn't take it, I'm responsible for it.
00:19:27Well, let's not worry about a silly old boat.
00:19:31Not tonight, anyway.
00:19:36No, not tonight.
00:19:42Honey, should I wear the white pajamas with the black stripes
00:19:46and the black pajamas with the white stripes?
00:19:48Oh, either one, sweetie.
00:19:50All right, I'll mix them up.
00:19:52Who needs Lake Winnipeg, Wawa?
00:19:55Any place is heaven when you're with your poochie pie.
00:20:04Prudence.
00:20:07You're absolutely beautiful.
00:20:09It's about time you noticed.
00:20:11Well, I noticed right from the start, sweetheart.
00:20:13I just didn't want you to think that I was stuck on you.
00:20:16Oh, champagne, caviar, pheasant under glass.
00:20:25Oh, is this a way to spend a wedding night?
00:20:34Wait till you see the dessert.
00:20:36Dessert?
00:20:38Where?
00:20:39It's not over there, Lieutenant.
00:20:41I love you, Prudence.
00:20:51I love you, darling.
00:20:53But I'm in big trouble.
00:20:56You are if you turn that light on again, my itsy-bitsy baby.
00:21:00Well, now to work-see, work-see.
00:21:06Work-see, work-see.
00:21:08Yes, sweetheart.
00:21:08I promised the Admiral that I'd go through these records.
00:21:11On our honeymoon?
00:21:13Well, I'm going to help you.
00:21:14It's a wife's duty.
00:21:16Yes, you help me.
00:21:17Now, let's see.
00:21:18I might as well start back in 1945.
00:21:21Oh, here's, here's something very interesting.
00:21:26106,210 tons of ships in dry dock.
00:21:29Oh, you have the cutest little ears.
00:21:32Ears in dry-
00:21:33Darling, I can't concentrate.
00:21:36Now, honey, I've got work to do.
00:21:39Oh, you certainly have.
00:21:42Let me explain, dear.
00:21:44You see, there's this congressman, Mandeville.
00:21:46Now, now, he's the head of the House Appropriations Committee.
00:21:49Oh, you say the sweetest things.
00:21:51Well, the Navy needs money for new ships, see?
00:21:56And he's looking for an excuse to turn them down.
00:21:58Now, the corn-
00:22:00Blatt.
00:22:03Now, if the Navy can't keep track of the ships that it has,
00:22:06then he's not going to let Congress give the Navy any more money to buy new ships.
00:22:09And that's why Admiral Blood is out to drink mine.
00:22:12You are in trouble.
00:22:17Yeah, I'm very big trouble.
00:22:19That's why I feel so bad bringing you all the way to Washington thinking I was going to get a medal.
00:22:23The night's young yet.
00:22:25Maybe you still will.
00:22:27I love you, Pooh.
00:22:29I love you, darling.
00:22:33What's that?
00:22:35I didn't hear anything.
00:22:37Oh, it's the champagne.
00:22:38I can hear it fizz.
00:22:39It's the waiter with more champagne.
00:22:44More champagne.
00:22:47More champagne.
00:22:49I hope it's pink champagne.
00:22:52It is.
00:22:53Goody, goody, goody.
00:22:55What do you say?
00:22:56Goody, goody, goody.
00:22:58Lieutenant Steckler?
00:22:59The seventh.
00:23:00But this room is occupied.
00:23:02Here, you man.
00:23:03Just a minute.
00:23:04You're out of bounds.
00:23:05Otters from the Admiral, sir.
00:23:06Got a staff car waiting.
00:23:08You're to come with us.
00:23:08Come with you?
00:23:09Wait, just a minute, darling.
00:23:10I'll take care of this.
00:23:11I don't think you understand, gentlemen.
00:23:12You see, we were just married this morning.
00:23:14Lots of luck.
00:23:15Sir.
00:23:16Now, if you'll get ready, sir, we'll drop you off at BOQ.
00:23:19BOQ?
00:23:19Bachelor officer's quarters, ma'am.
00:23:21Is this all the Navy has to do?
00:23:23Run around breaking up honeymoons?
00:23:25Why aren't you men out sailing ships?
00:23:27Darling, please, I'm sorry, but they're just following orders.
00:23:30That's all.
00:23:31But you're not a bachelor.
00:23:32Tell them.
00:23:33Well, technically I am.
00:23:34No, I'm not a bachelor.
00:23:36There, I told them.
00:23:37Sorry, Mrs. Steckler.
00:23:38Orders are orders.
00:23:38And you wasted all this time talking.
00:23:41Well, honey, I mean, no, she's honey.
00:23:43Sweet, I'll tell sweetheart.
00:23:45Would you wait?
00:23:46Honey, just a minute.
00:23:48Excuse me, men, for a sec.
00:23:49I just...
00:23:50Dear, let me explain, dear.
00:23:52Is it my fault that the cornbladder's missing?
00:23:54We've got to snap it up, sir.
00:23:55And on the double.
00:23:56Yes, sir.
00:23:57Here we go.
00:23:58Honey, really, please, bear with me, dear.
00:24:00This is a pro...
00:24:00Thank you very much.
00:24:01Dear, please, honey.
00:24:02I'm awfully sorry, but this is not my fault.
00:24:04These are orders, dear.
00:24:05Oh, don't feel bad, sweetheart, because this is just something that has to be.
00:24:09You just relax, and I'll call you with ace bells.
00:24:16Keep it on ice.
00:24:17I'm stumped, Steckler.
00:24:24I don't really believe you could lose a ship like the cornbladder,
00:24:28because I don't believe you would ever be put in command of the cornbladder.
00:24:31But if you were, then you could.
00:24:33Oh, I was, but I didn't.
00:24:35You didn't what?
00:24:37I mean, I didn't, sir.
00:24:39We're not giving up.
00:24:42Report to the Office of Naval Intelligence immediately.
00:24:44I've assigned one of the best young officers to help you out.
00:24:47Yes, sir.
00:24:48Ensign Benson.
00:24:49Yes, crackerjack mind.
00:24:51Smart as a whip.
00:24:52Remember, Steckler, we have only nine days.
00:24:55No more.
00:24:56All right?
00:24:57Now, batten down the hatches.
00:24:58Full speed ahead.
00:24:59Batten down the hatches.
00:25:00Full speed ahead.
00:25:01Yes, sir.
00:25:02Um.
00:25:03Oh, excuse me, sir.
00:25:05May I make a call?
00:25:06I promised a little woman...
00:25:07Shut up!
00:25:08Yes, sir.
00:25:09Yes, sir.
00:25:14Oh, how did we ever win?
00:25:28Top secret, Harry.
00:25:44Well?
00:25:52What is it?
00:25:54Who are you?
00:26:05Come, come, man.
00:26:07Speak up.
00:26:08Lieutenant Steckler-Ripo!
00:26:10I told you it was a secret.
00:26:17The ensign is expecting you this way.
00:26:40How do you do, Lieutenant?
00:26:49An-an-ansign b-b-benson?
00:26:52That's right.
00:26:56Lieutenant John Paul Stellman.
00:26:59Paul John Stellet.
00:27:01P-p-Paul Paul Stauffer.
00:27:04Steckler.
00:27:04Steckler, that's it.
00:27:05Harry Steckler.
00:27:06No!
00:27:06Sit down, Lieutenant.
00:27:08Please, make yourself comfortable.
00:27:16They let you keep secrets?
00:27:17Of course.
00:27:18Why?
00:27:19Oh, nothing.
00:27:21It's just that you look like a girl that has nothing to hide.
00:27:24Hmm?
00:27:24No.
00:27:26What I mean to say is that if the Kornblatt were built anything like you, they'd have never lost it.
00:27:31No.
00:27:32What I'm trying to say is I don't know what they're putting together over there in Russia,
00:27:35but whatever it is, we're way ahead of them.
00:27:42Lieutenant, I know you're the victim of one of the biggest boo-boos in the history of the U.S. Navy.
00:27:47Yeah, I am.
00:27:48I've looked over your record and it's spotless.
00:27:50You've always had the utmost concern for government property.
00:27:53Well, I always did try my best.
00:27:55Except maybe just that one time when I painted my sea bag all red and cut the two holes in the bottom for my feet.
00:28:02Your feet?
00:28:03Well, it was a Halloween party.
00:28:04You see, I went as a skinless frankfurter.
00:28:06As a skin...
00:28:07I see.
00:28:10Lieutenant, now...
00:28:10I won first prize.
00:28:11How nice.
00:28:12It was a case of skinless frankfurter.
00:28:14That was a coincidence.
00:28:16I was very lucky.
00:28:18Now, Lieutenant, let's review the facts.
00:28:20Anything!
00:28:21We're going to be working pretty closely together and I...
00:28:25That's all well and good, Ensign.
00:28:27It's very nice and I might like that, but I'm married.
00:28:30I know.
00:28:31What I meant was...
00:28:33How is Prudence?
00:28:36Who?
00:28:37Prudence, your wife.
00:28:38Oh, oh, the one I married.
00:28:40Oh, Prudence, she's fine.
00:28:43Well, what I started to say was...
00:28:46We'll be working pretty closely together and I thought perhaps we might dispense with usual formalities.
00:28:51Thank you very much, Ensign.
00:28:53That's a very good idea.
00:28:54You can relax that way.
00:28:56You can call me John.
00:28:58And I can call you...
00:29:00Ensign Benson?
00:29:02Rita.
00:29:03Rita?
00:29:04Oh, that's nice.
00:29:04I once had a parrot I called Rita.
00:29:07It hated me.
00:29:09Its real name was Frank.
00:29:11Frank!
00:29:17Say, Ensign, it's strange, but how do you know so much about my wife, Prudence, and myself?
00:29:23Oh, I know lots of things about you, John.
00:29:27Practically everything.
00:29:29Everything except what happened to the cornblatt.
00:29:32Why don't you fill me in?
00:29:34Can we talk?
00:29:37Yes.
00:29:45Rita, if I knew anything, wouldn't you be the first to tell me?
00:29:50Well, since you put it that way, I...
00:29:54Well, we'll see.
00:29:55Now, if you'll just come with me, Lieutenant, we can get started.
00:30:00Where are we going?
00:30:02Operation Snaggle.
00:30:11There, now.
00:30:12Do you like waltzes?
00:30:13Oh, yes, I love them, but I'm too upset to dance.
00:30:18This is therapy, John.
00:30:20Just to soothe you, get you relaxed.
00:30:23Uh-huh.
00:30:24Comfortable?
00:30:25Yes, very.
00:30:26You can take your shoes off if you'd like.
00:30:30Oh, thank you.
00:30:32I won't be as tall, though.
00:30:34I just want you to be completely relaxed.
00:30:36Now, stretch out.
00:30:37Anything you say.
00:30:44Not on the floor, John.
00:30:46In the chair.
00:30:48In the chair.
00:30:49I'm sorry.
00:30:52You're very kind.
00:30:55Say, this is peaceful.
00:30:57I've never been this comfortable before.
00:31:00Relax, John.
00:31:02Yes.
00:31:03Relax.
00:31:07How's that?
00:31:08Oh, yummy.
00:31:11Now, I want you to tell me everything you can remember about the corn black.
00:31:15Everything.
00:31:16Now, concentrate, John.
00:31:18Yeah.
00:31:19Go back.
00:31:20Back.
00:31:21Far, far back.
00:31:23Far, far back.
00:31:24Yeah, I'm going back.
00:31:26Back, back.
00:31:27Back.
00:31:28Far, far, far back.
00:31:30What ship are you on?
00:31:32I'm on the good ship.
00:31:36Yes?
00:31:37Lollipop.
00:31:38I'm in a bathtub.
00:31:47Mommy!
00:31:48Mommy!
00:31:49My boat went down the drain!
00:31:51My boat went down the drain!
00:31:52Mommy!
00:31:54Not that far back.
00:31:56Far back.
00:31:57Concentrate on the corn blatt.
00:31:59The USS corn blatt.
00:32:04Concentrate.
00:32:05I'll concentrate.
00:32:06It's coming back to me now.
00:32:09Yeah, I can see it.
00:32:12The corn blatt, gliding through the blue Pacific.
00:32:17Trimmed and beautiful.
00:32:20Bulging in just the right places.
00:32:22No wonder she was known to us aboard as the pin-up girl of the fleet.
00:32:26The USS Marilyn Cornblatt.
00:32:29It was V-J Day.
00:32:32End of the war in the Pacific.
00:32:34It was V-J Day.
00:32:36End of the war in the Pacific.
00:32:36Who's he?
00:32:47You remember, sir.
00:32:49Ensign Steckler.
00:32:50Came aboard about a month ago.
00:32:52You said to put him to work in the engine room.
00:32:53Oh, yes.
00:32:55Which he nearly blew up.
00:32:57Oh, yes.
00:32:58So now he's hoping on the communications shag.
00:33:00What do you got there, mister?
00:33:05A message from Singpac, sir.
00:33:07Well, read it.
00:33:08Yes, sir.
00:33:09Tiddly-boo, tiddly-bang.
00:33:10Clippity-clop, chap, clang.
00:33:12Poughkeepsie.
00:33:13Not in code.
00:33:14Let me read that.
00:33:18Now hear this, men.
00:33:19We're to proceed to Pearl Harbor,
00:33:21where all officers and men with enough points
00:33:23will be flown to the mainland for immediate discharge.
00:33:26Very easy.
00:33:45Now, what did you do that for?
00:33:46Well...
00:33:47And then...
00:34:06Wait, o' say!
00:34:08Hey!
00:34:08Hold on!
00:34:09Hey!
00:34:09Wait!
00:34:10Wait!
00:34:11Hey!
00:34:11Wait!
00:34:11sencillo!
00:34:12Hey!
00:34:12Hey!
00:34:15Hey!
00:34:16Hey!
00:34:17Hey!
00:34:17Hey!
00:34:17We finally put in at Pearl Harbor
00:34:23and lined up for final inspection.
00:34:26As we stood there, everyone had only one thought in mind.
00:34:30H-O-M-E.
00:34:33Girls.
00:34:37Now hear this.
00:34:39Men, I'm proud to have served with every one of you.
00:34:43I like to shake every man's hand,
00:34:45but that would only be wasting precious time.
00:34:47All reservists with enough parts for discharge take off.
00:34:51And that's an order.
00:34:57Well, I go where my men go.
00:35:00Congratulations, Bill.
00:35:01As the new commanding officer, the USS Cornblatt is all yours.
00:35:06Joe, congratulations on your new job.
00:35:09Who is going to sail the Cornblatt to the mainland?
00:35:13The commander handed over the ship to the lieutenant commander.
00:35:16The lieutenant commander passed her along to the lieutenant.
00:35:20The lieutenant turned her over to the lieutenant J.G.
00:35:23The lieutenant J.G. passed her on to Ensign Roberts,
00:35:27and Roberts gave her to Steckler.
00:35:31And Steckler got stuck.
00:35:33All right, you men.
00:35:41Now hear this.
00:35:43I'm the new skipper of this ship.
00:35:46Set the special C in anchor detail.
00:35:48Stand by to get on the way.
00:35:52Leave your quarters.
00:35:53Say, haven't we met someplace before?
00:36:18Guadalcanal, Iwo Jima, the Army and Navy game?
00:36:21Wachinsky, sir.
00:36:22Stan Wachinsky.
00:36:23I'm your chief Boltson's mate.
00:36:24We just met the dock an hour ago.
00:36:26Oh, that's right.
00:36:29Um, oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
00:36:31I never forget a face.
00:36:33I should have known.
00:36:34Say, uh, chief, um,
00:36:36how long you been in the Navy?
00:36:38Over 20 years, sir.
00:36:3910 years with the flat tops,
00:36:405 years with the battle wagons,
00:36:42the rest of the time on D.E.'s.
00:36:43Good, because I'd like to ask you a question.
00:36:46What's that, sir?
00:36:47Um, how do you back this thing out of here?
00:36:52How do you back this?
00:36:54It's all right, kid.
00:36:57I mean, sir.
00:36:59If you'd excuse me, sir,
00:37:00I'd have to go after and load the popsicles on
00:37:02for the snack bar.
00:37:03What's this?
00:37:04Well, you want to calibrate the sexton, don't you?
00:37:07I have a better idea, chief.
00:37:08Uh, you calibrate the sexton
00:37:10and I'll load the popsicles.
00:37:16Let's see if we know our business here.
00:37:18It is a dry round.
00:37:20All hands, stand by to get underway.
00:37:25You men forward, taking the guideway.
00:37:27You men half, lightboat practice
00:37:29in a starboard lightboat.
00:37:31Wait a minute.
00:37:31Let's change that.
00:37:32Men half, not in lightboat.
00:37:33Men forward, stand by.
00:37:35Men half, taking the guideway.
00:37:36Ready to get in the way.
00:37:39That goes for you two in the engine room.
00:37:41See an anchor detail.
00:37:42Stop to it.
00:37:43Forward, aft stations.
00:37:44Men half, forward stations.
00:37:46No, no.
00:37:46Forward, forward, aft.
00:37:47I mean, aft, aft, forward, forward.
00:37:49You're still confused.
00:37:50Look, one of us has to run this ship.
00:37:53I'm the leader.
00:37:54I'm the leader?
00:37:55Yeah.
00:38:02Now hear this.
00:38:04Now hear this.
00:38:06I want a tight ship.
00:38:10I want an efficient ship.
00:38:12Because an efficient ship is a happy ship.
00:38:15And a happy ship is a tight ship.
00:38:17And I want everyone to be efficient, happy, and tight.
00:38:21There'll be no drinking.
00:38:23That's all.
00:38:25Next stop, San Diego.
00:38:27All stations report in.
00:38:32Engines manned and ready.
00:38:34All stations report in.
00:38:36All engines manned and ready, sir.
00:38:39Stand by to answer all bells.
00:38:41Stand by to answer all bells.
00:38:43Engines ready to answer all bells, sir.
00:38:46Right stand at rudder.
00:38:48Port engine ahead, one third.
00:38:51Starboard engine back, one third.
00:38:52Right stand at rudder, sir.
00:38:56Admiral Halsey couldn't have done it any better.
00:38:59All astern, one third.
00:39:01Oh, I missed the part about taking in the lines.
00:39:26We were finally on our way, ten feet out from Pearl Harbor.
00:39:31And only 2,327 miles to the mainland.
00:39:35My worries were almost over.
00:39:37Boop!
00:39:55So there I was in command of the cornblatt.
00:39:59I was doing everything by the book.
00:40:01And the book was doing fine.
00:40:03Then on the third day out,
00:40:04I had to take a sight to check our course.
00:40:08Wachinsky was waiting in the wheelhouse.
00:40:10Now hear this!
00:40:12Now hear this!
00:40:14Stand by to change course!
00:40:1785 degrees, left rudder!
00:40:34Are you sure you're reading, sir?
00:40:38Yeah, yeah, yeah!
00:40:40Coming up!
00:40:49Oh, there we are!
00:40:51Yeah!
00:40:5344 and a half degrees left rudder!
00:40:56No, make that 44 and a third!
00:41:0062 and two-fifth right rudder!
00:41:02Are you sure you're reading, sir?
00:41:05Diagonal abuse of signet-toxile forward mark!
00:41:09That doesn't sound right to me.
00:41:12Maybe now's a shortcut!
00:41:13We were sailing a straight and true course for San Diego.
00:41:29Well, almost a straight course.
00:41:31I will admit we skidded a few times.
00:41:33The End
00:41:46Well, things were pretty mixed up for a while.
00:42:04Lucky there wasn't much traffic.
00:42:06Five days out, we spotted land ahead.
00:42:09An island uncharted on any map.
00:42:11We had just made an important discovery.
00:42:14We were lost.
00:42:14I realized I'd made a boo-boo, so I named our discovery Boo-Boo Island.
00:42:20All engines ahead, one-third.
00:42:29What happened? I didn't say stop. I said all engines ahead, one-third.
00:42:33That might be a little tough, sir. You see, we're on a reef.
00:42:36On a reef?
00:42:39Maybe we let a radio for help, sir.
00:42:41Radio for help and have a blot on our record?
00:42:44No, sir, not on your life.
00:42:46We'll sit right here and wait for that tide to come back in.
00:42:49That's it. Wait for the tide.
00:42:51Could it have gone very far out of the tide, do you think?
00:42:54Life jacket, sir.
00:42:55Life jacket?
00:42:56But the tide didn't come back.
00:42:58So I decided to investigate the island.
00:43:01Maybe there were people on it,
00:43:02and they could tell us where we were.
00:43:05ıyı and a hole from the sky were missed.
00:43:10Take it.
00:43:10Please.
00:43:11Take it.
00:43:11Take it.
00:43:12Please.
00:43:13Take it.
00:43:13Take it.
00:43:13Take it.
00:43:14Take it.
00:43:14Take it.
00:43:15Take it.
00:43:15Have fun.
00:43:17Wait for it.
00:43:17Take it.
00:43:18Take it.
00:43:18Take it.
00:43:19Take it.
00:43:21Take it.
00:43:22Take it.
00:43:23Don't go ahead.
00:43:25Take it.
00:43:31Take it.
00:43:31Take it.
00:43:32Teach me.
00:43:33Take it.
00:43:34Let's go.
00:44:04It's awfully quiet here, ain't it?
00:44:12Don't be scared, Skip, but the war's over.
00:44:15Come on, Brown.
00:44:16You take the right flank, I'll take the left flank.
00:44:18I'll wait in the boat for you, fellas.
00:44:22Okay?
00:44:25Fellas?
00:44:28Fellas?
00:44:32Fellas?
00:44:34Fellas?
00:44:52Make some noise, birdies.
00:44:53It's too quiet.
00:44:56After all, what do we got to...
00:44:58Help, help!
00:45:05Wachinski!
00:45:07Help, help!
00:45:09Go out!
00:45:11Help, help!
00:45:13Wachinski!
00:45:15Help!
00:45:17Help, help!
00:45:18Help, help!
00:45:19Wachinski!
00:45:20What are you yelling about?
00:45:21I'm the one that's in trouble.
00:45:27Help, help!
00:45:28Wachinski!
00:45:29That way, Chief.
00:45:30Go ahead, go ahead.
00:45:33Help!
00:45:36Help!
00:45:38Thanks, fellas.
00:45:40I never thought you'd get here!
00:45:49Oh, thanks, Wachinski.
00:45:50Thanks, Brown.
00:45:54Wachinski?
00:45:56Brown?
00:45:57All right, okay.
00:46:01Here, here you are.
00:46:02Here it is.
00:46:03No, you're making a mistake.
00:46:05You don't understand.
00:46:08Wait a minute.
00:46:09Will you wait?
00:46:09Well, let me explain.
00:46:11You don't understand.
00:46:12The war is over.
00:46:14Here, nobody's mad at nobody.
00:46:16We're friends.
00:46:18You friend, me friend.
00:46:19How?
00:46:22Wait a minute.
00:46:23What are you charging?
00:46:24It's a hero.
00:46:25Get out!
00:46:27The officer will talk to you in this way.
00:46:30What does that mean?
00:46:31Colonel, we should speak to you.
00:46:33What does he want to speak to me?
00:46:34They don't understand that the war is over.
00:46:35So?
00:46:36Oh, wow!
00:46:37American said, our boy.
00:46:39Welcome to Island of Yanakushima.
00:46:42Well, thank you.
00:46:43It's a bell.
00:46:43You are prisoner of Colonel Genzo Takahashi.
00:46:47Well, thank you, Colonel,
00:46:48but I don't like to sound contradictory,
00:46:50but if anybody's prisoner of anybody,
00:46:52you're my prisoner.
00:46:54You see, the war is over.
00:46:56Who win?
00:46:58Who win?
00:46:59Well, I hope you don't get mad,
00:47:00but we win.
00:47:02Who win, American said, our boy?
00:47:05You win?
00:47:07Haven't you heard?
00:47:08The war is over.
00:47:09Silence!
00:47:10When war is over, we hear about it.
00:47:12Yeah, but I swear.
00:47:13You lie, American said, our boy.
00:47:15Because you lie, you die.
00:47:17Oh, ow!
00:47:18Wait!
00:47:18Oh, I die?
00:47:19Oh, you're making a mistake!
00:47:22They're making a mistake!
00:47:24In the war, it's over!
00:47:26You shouldn't kill a bison when it's over!
00:47:29I can swear it came from here.
00:47:30Wait a minute, here's some footprints.
00:47:37Oh, no.
00:47:38Poor Steckley.
00:47:40He was only an ensign,
00:47:41but underneath it he was a real good Joe.
00:47:43I don't see his body.
00:47:44He was washed out to sea.
00:47:51He would have liked that.
00:47:54Let's go back to the cornblown.
00:48:02You don't lie, I told him the war is over.
00:48:04But you've got to stay awake.
00:48:06Oh, I'll stay awake.
00:48:09I'm just half, let me sleep just half asleep.
00:48:12One, no, all the way.
00:48:13All right.
00:48:14I've got willpower.
00:48:17I've got to have willpower.
00:48:18Strong, be strong when you don't...
00:48:21Oh, that wasn't very good willpower.
00:48:26Oh, darn.
00:48:27No idea.
00:48:30The noise will keep you from falling asleep.
00:48:35Get some.
00:48:39I don't care.
00:48:43Hey!
00:48:48Fuck it all.
00:48:57Wake up.
00:48:59Wake up!
00:49:00Wake up!
00:49:06Good morning.
00:49:07Sunrise.
00:49:08Time you die.
00:49:09Before breakfast? All right, all right.
00:49:18No. Let me just get...
00:49:22Come in! Let's do it.
00:49:26Susann!
00:49:39So, American sailor boy, you show contempt for Japanese fighting squad.
00:49:48Oh, no, I don't. Just I'm very...
00:49:54What's that?
00:49:55Prepare the prisoner for extrication.
00:49:57Wait, the war is... You don't understand.
00:50:01Hey, just a minute. You're making a mistake.
00:50:03Get out of here!
00:50:09Get out of here!
00:50:28I cannot kill a man in his sleep. Wake up! Wake up!
00:50:31Wake up!
00:50:32Takashi大佐! Takashi大佐!
00:50:34Takashi大佐!
00:50:35I'm here now.
00:50:42On the day, my Japanese military army
00:50:46will return to the army to the army.
00:50:49The war is over.
00:50:57American sailor boy, you are right.
00:50:59War is over. You are right.
00:51:02Wake up! Wake up!
00:51:10No!
00:51:12You're right. War is over.
00:51:15You didn't shoot me?
00:51:16No!
00:51:17Are you gonna?
00:51:18No! We lose. We surrender.
00:51:20We are prisoners.
00:51:21Oh, well, I don't want any prisoners. Thank you very much.
00:51:25The cornbread.
00:51:27Give my regards to all your friends.
00:51:30Witch!
00:51:31Instinct!
00:51:32My ship!
00:51:33Where's my ship?
00:51:34Colonel Tagahashi!
00:51:35We are prisoners of American sailor boy.
00:51:36Colonel Tagahashi!
00:51:37Where's my ship?
00:51:38Surrender arms to American sailor boy.
00:51:39No. Wait. Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:51:40I don't want any guns.
00:51:41Wait. Whoa!
00:51:42I don't want any arms.
00:51:43Wait. Whoa!
00:51:44I don't want any prisoners.
00:51:45Wait.
00:51:46I don't want any prisoners.
00:51:47I just want...
00:51:48I want my ship.
00:51:49Oh, well, it's gotta be around here someplace.
00:51:50Lieutenant.
00:51:51Colonel Tagahashi!
00:51:52You're not Colonel Tagahashi.
00:51:53You're too pretty to be Colonel Tagahashi.
00:51:54You're...
00:51:55Benson, Benson.
00:51:56Was that the last you saw of the cornbread?
00:51:57I'm telling the truth, Ensign.
00:51:58I never saw the cornbread.
00:51:59I wasn't.
00:52:00I didn't want any guns.
00:52:01I didn't want any guns.
00:52:03Wait. Whoa!
00:52:04I don't want any guns.
00:52:05Wait. Whoa, whoa!
00:52:06I don't want any arms!
00:52:07Wait.
00:52:08I don't want...
00:52:09I don't want any prisoners.
00:52:10I just want...
00:52:11I want my ship.
00:52:12Oh, it's gotta be around here someplace.
00:52:14Lieutenant.
00:52:15Colonel Tagahashi?
00:52:16You're not Colonel Tagahashi.
00:52:17You're too pretty to be Colonel Tagahashi.
00:52:19You're...
00:52:20Ensign, Benson.
00:52:23Was that the last you saw of the cornbread?
00:52:24Ensign, I never saw the Kornblatt again.
00:52:27Then why did you sign out for her one month later in San Diego?
00:52:31For the simple reason that when I showed up, I was signing papers for three days.
00:52:36Everything and anything they put in front of me, I was signing.
00:52:39As a matter of fact, I'm still making payments on a Quonset hut in the Aleutians.
00:52:43You signed out for a ship without even knowing she existed?
00:52:47Who cared? The war was over. The Kornblatt was decommissioned.
00:52:50Don't you understand?
00:52:51Anyhow, I should have gotten a medal for capturing an entire island all by myself, single-handed.
00:52:56Then when I went back to Pearl Harbor, I heard Wachinski checked her in in San Diego.
00:53:00There's no record of that.
00:53:02There's no record of it. It's 7 o'clock. Could I go? My wife is waiting.
00:53:06Run along. We'll get together in the morning.
00:53:08What do you think? Do we have a chance?
00:53:10Before we find the Kornblatt, it seems to me we'll have to come up with our bosun's mate named Wachinski.
00:53:15Yeah, we'll have to find him.
00:53:18Oh, Lieutenant.
00:53:19Yes?
00:53:19If you get a chance tonight, give this matter some thought, will you?
00:53:25If I'm lucky, I won't get a chance.
00:53:29Well, here we are.
00:53:36Here we go.
00:53:37I promised I would carry you across the threshold and I'd keep my promise.
00:53:43Oh, Poochie.
00:53:44The key in my pocket. No, dear. It wouldn't be this.
00:53:50No?
00:53:51No? Try the...
00:53:51No, not here either.
00:53:52Take a look, dear. Try down below in that pocket.
00:53:55No, not here either.
00:53:56Well, the other side.
00:53:57Oh, here.
00:53:58Do you feel anything there?
00:53:58No, no, it's not here.
00:53:59No, look. Just give me your arm, dear. Try the back pocket.
00:54:02That's it, dear.
00:54:04Oh, no.
00:54:04Just the back pocket.
00:54:06Oh.
00:54:07Do you have it?
00:54:07No, it's not here either.
00:54:08Try the other side.
00:54:10Oh, here it is. Here it is.
00:54:11Oh, wait a minute.
00:54:12Oh.
00:54:13Here it is. Yes.
00:54:14Where is it, dear?
00:54:15Here.
00:54:15Here.
00:54:16Well, let me have it, honey.
00:54:18Here, here.
00:54:18That's fine.
00:54:19Just try and relax, dear, because you're a little heavy.
00:54:23All right.
00:54:23Here we go, dear. I got it now.
00:54:24Well, darling, alone at last.
00:54:36Alone?
00:54:38Oh!
00:54:38Mother!
00:54:39What are you doing here?
00:54:41Well, Prudence called and said you were staying at some Navy place.
00:54:44I thought you'd be delighted to have someone to keep you company.
00:54:47I am. Him.
00:54:49Well, now that you're here, Mom, and now that we're here...
00:54:54Yes?
00:54:57Here we all are.
00:55:00Anyone for aspirin?
00:55:01John, you don't look at all well.
00:55:04I can't say married life is agreeing with you.
00:55:07I can't say it myself. I wouldn't know.
00:55:10Well, I certainly didn't mean to barge in on your honeymoon.
00:55:14I'll just get the hotel to move me to another room for the night.
00:55:17Oh, no, I'll do it, Mother.
00:55:18I'll run right down and I'll talk to the room clerk.
00:55:20You can phone him.
00:55:22Oh! No, but I don't mind.
00:55:24Really, the exercise will do me good.
00:55:26I'll talk to the room clerk myself and I'll sign the name so that we're sure that you have your room.
00:55:29My head is just a little stuck.
00:55:30I'll get it.
00:55:31The arm.
00:55:32Help me with the arm.
00:55:32There we are.
00:55:34Lieutenant.
00:55:36Across the hall from us.
00:55:37I'm sorry, sir.
00:55:38It's all we have.
00:55:41Well, it's better than having her in the apartment with us.
00:55:43Hmm.
00:55:49There he is.
00:55:50Let's tell him.
00:55:51I hope he don't go into shock.
00:55:56You're welcome.
00:55:57Oh, hi, fellas.
00:55:58You're a little early.
00:55:59I'm not doing BOQ till midnight.
00:56:01Sorry, Lieutenant.
00:56:02That's been changed.
00:56:04It's Betty by at nine.
00:56:05Admiral's order, sir.
00:56:06What you don't understand?
00:56:07My wife is upstairs waiting for me.
00:56:09Yeah, I guess you ought to say goodnight to her.
00:56:13Mrs. Steckler, please.
00:56:14But why can't I go up and say...
00:56:15Hello?
00:56:19Prudence?
00:56:21Guess what?
00:56:22Oh, no.
00:56:24But, Ducky Poo, this is our...
00:56:27Poo, you're Navy.
00:56:30Yes, I'm a Navy wife.
00:56:33I understand.
00:56:35Goodnight, darling.
00:56:38They're taking him away again.
00:56:42What are you crying about, child?
00:56:44I'm here.
00:56:45Oh.
00:56:47There, there.
00:56:48Mother will take care of everything.
00:56:52I can tell you this, Congressman.
00:56:59We're making remarkable progress.
00:57:01Remarkable.
00:57:02As soon as we process certain incontrovertible facts
00:57:06and eliminate all dubious inconsistencies,
00:57:08we'll be able to arrive at an inescapable conclusion.
00:57:12In other words, you're right back where you started from.
00:57:16Well, you might put it that way.
00:57:19I'll see you at the hearing.
00:57:22Ensign Benson, sir.
00:57:27Hello?
00:57:29Hello, hello!
00:57:30She's here, sir.
00:57:31Oh?
00:57:32Oh!
00:57:34Why aren't you out finding the Corn Black?
00:57:36Well, as a matter of fact, sir,
00:57:38we're making remarkable progress.
00:57:40And we're now in possession of certain incontrovertible facts
00:57:43that eliminate all dubious possibilities...
00:57:45Oh, please!
00:57:45I've already been through all that.
00:57:47You don't know where it is, huh?
00:57:48Well, no.
00:57:51But we know where it isn't.
00:57:52Oh, great.
00:57:55This man is the shrewdest, cleverest undercover agent
00:57:58we've ever been up against.
00:57:59But, sir, I think he's too dumb
00:58:00to be that smart to play it that stupid.
00:58:05Say that again.
00:58:06Now, what I mean is his story is just too fantastic not to be true.
00:58:10I believe him.
00:58:12Ensign Benson,
00:58:13I don't have to remind you what's at stake here.
00:58:16Navy pride, Navy honor, Navy appropriations.
00:58:19Four billion dollars, man.
00:58:20That's real Navy.
00:58:22For you, sir.
00:58:23For me?
00:58:24Excuse me, sir.
00:58:25Something just came in.
00:58:26You found the cornblatt?
00:58:27No, but we found Wychinski.
00:58:29Oh, great.
00:58:30Who's he?
00:58:31Well, according to Steckler,
00:58:32he's the man who brought the cornblatt into port.
00:58:34We've located him in Miami, Florida,
00:58:36care of the Starlight Grove.
00:58:37You and Steckler take my plane.
00:58:38Contact him at once.
00:58:40Well, get moving!
00:58:41Aye, aye, sir.
00:58:42I'll have the shore patrol pick up Steckler, sir.
00:58:44Sorry, excuse me.
00:58:57I beg your pardon.
00:58:58Excuse me, please.
00:59:00My key.
00:59:01I can't remember the room.
00:59:02What room is my key in?
00:59:041105, Lieutenant.
00:59:05Yes, sir.
00:59:05But you don't need a key.
00:59:06I believe Mrs. Steckler is waiting for you.
00:59:08Oh, she is?
00:59:09Oh, thank you.
00:59:09Thank you very much.
00:59:14Oh, my God.
00:59:15Oh, my God.
00:59:36Yes?
00:59:36I brought you the wrinkly cream, Mother.
00:59:38Come on in.
00:59:44Hey, what are you doing?
01:00:14Prudence.
01:00:18Prudence.
01:00:19John.
01:00:23Sweetheart.
01:00:25Darling.
01:00:27Babyface.
01:00:28Angel.
01:00:31Lovely doll.
01:00:32Oh, honey.
01:00:35Pooch.
01:00:36Pie.
01:00:38Not again.
01:00:39Sorry, sir.
01:00:40Admiral's orders.
01:00:41Yeah?
01:00:42Well, I'm coming through.
01:00:45No, I'm not going.
01:00:46I'm not going.
01:00:47I'm not going.
01:00:49Gone.
01:01:05That's him.
01:01:06That's Wajinsky.
01:01:07Come on.
01:01:08Hey, what should it be?
01:01:18I'm sorry.
01:01:21You.
01:01:22It's you.
01:01:23You remember me, John Paul Steckler?
01:01:25The salmon.
01:01:26I thought you were dead.
01:01:27I wish I was.
01:01:29We'd like to talk to you.
01:01:30Don't you?
01:01:31Yeah, any time, Lieutenant.
01:01:32Excuse me.
01:01:33Excuse me.
01:01:35Oh, my God.
01:01:36Oh, my God.
01:01:37Oh, my God.
01:01:43Stan.
01:01:44Now, what's on your mind, pal?
01:01:47Well, Stan, there are some questions that only you can answer.
01:01:49You see, now, first of all...
01:01:50Excuse me.
01:01:54Let me have the rope, will you, pal?
01:01:55Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:01:57Thanks a lot.
01:01:59Wow.
01:02:00You sure you ain't dead?
01:02:02I mean, what can I do for you?
01:02:03Mr. Wajinsky, we're trying to find a destroyer escort, the USS Kornblatt.
01:02:08Yeah, do you remember, Stan?
01:02:09No!
01:02:10Stan, Wajinsky, we just want to find if you remember.
01:02:13Stan.
01:02:15Stan.
01:02:17We want to know if you remember.
01:02:21Hey, Stan, you remember the Kornblatt, don't you?
01:02:23Remember it?
01:02:24How could I forget it?
01:02:25Watch it, will you?
01:02:27I'm talking to my friend.
01:02:29Excuse me.
01:02:30Ooh.
01:02:30Excuse me.
01:02:31Wait, wait.
01:02:32Wajinsky.
01:02:33Wait.
01:02:33Wait.
01:02:34Wajinsky.
01:02:35Wajinsky.
01:02:35Listen to Wajinsky.
01:02:37Do you remember signing all the decommissioning papers?
01:02:41I think so.
01:02:43Well, Wajinsky, the big question is, who did you turn the Kornblatt over to?
01:02:48Who did you...
01:02:49Ah.
01:02:51I remember.
01:02:52We turned the ship over to Lieutenant J.G.
01:02:55Yeah, what was his name?
01:02:56Who's up?
01:02:56Wajinsky.
01:02:57I forget.
01:02:58Hit him again.
01:03:04Watch it.
01:03:05That hurt.
01:03:07Whose side are you on, anyhow?
01:03:10Well, I'm on your side, Stan.
01:03:11I was just telling...
01:03:12Wait a minute.
01:03:13I just remembered.
01:03:15He remembers.
01:03:16Yeah, go ahead.
01:03:16Wait, he's remembered.
01:03:17You heard him.
01:03:18All right.
01:03:19Who?
01:03:19You said he remembers.
01:03:20Now I forgot again.
01:03:22He had it.
01:03:23He had it.
01:03:24And you made him forget it.
01:03:25Ah!
01:03:25Ah!
01:03:26Ah!
01:03:27Ah!
01:03:28Ah!
01:03:28Ah!
01:03:29Ah!
01:03:29Ah!
01:03:29Ah!
01:03:29Ah!
01:03:29Ah!
01:03:29Ah!
01:03:30Ah!
01:03:31Ah!
01:03:31Ah!
01:03:32Ah!
01:03:32Ah!
01:03:33Ah!
01:03:33Ah!
01:03:34Ah!
01:03:34Ah!
01:03:35Ah!
01:03:35Ah!
01:03:36Ah!
01:03:37Ah!
01:03:38Ah!
01:03:39Ah!
01:03:40Ah!
01:03:41Ah!
01:03:41Ah!
01:03:42Ah!
01:03:42Ah!
01:03:42Ah!
01:03:43Ah!
01:03:43Ah!
01:03:44Ah!
01:03:44Ah!
01:03:45Ah!
01:03:45Ah!
01:03:46Ah!
01:03:46Ah!
01:03:47Ah!
01:03:47Ah!
01:03:48Ah!
01:03:48Ah!
01:03:49Ah!
01:03:49Ah!
01:03:50Ah!
01:03:50Ah!
01:03:51Ah!
01:03:51Ah!
01:03:52Ah!
01:03:52Ah!
01:03:53Ah!
01:03:53Ah!
01:03:54Ah!
01:03:54Ah!
01:03:55Ah!
01:03:55Ah!
01:03:56Ah!
01:03:56Ah!
01:03:57Ah!
01:03:57Ah!
01:03:58Ah!
01:03:59Ah!
01:03:59Ah!
01:04:00Ah!
01:04:01Ah!
01:04:01Ah!
01:04:02Ah!
01:04:02Ah!
01:04:03Ah!
01:04:03Ah!
01:04:04Ah!
01:04:04Ah!
01:04:05Ah!
01:04:05Ah!
01:04:06Ah!
01:04:06Ah!
01:04:07Ah!
01:04:07Ah!
01:04:08Ah!
01:04:09Ah!
01:04:09Ah!
01:04:10Well, it looks like a bad one.
01:04:21The weather boys say it's going to get worse.
01:04:23Not a chance, huh?
01:04:25No, I'm afraid you're grounded, Lieutenant.
01:04:27Grounded? What for?
01:04:29It's a beautiful night out. There is the cloud in the sky.
01:04:32Oh, there's a little breeze.
01:04:34It's wet and damp, a little, but...
01:04:37I just got to get to Washington tonight. Isn't there any...
01:04:39No, not in the air.
01:04:40Not in the air.
01:04:41Well, there is a train leaving from downtown in about, oh, 40 minutes.
01:04:45It's generally pretty jammed, though.
01:04:47Will you try to get us on it?
01:04:48Well, sure thing.
01:04:49Peggy, see what you can do about getting them on the train.
01:04:52Yes, ma'am.
01:04:54I'd like to call my wife. May I use your phone?
01:04:56Sure, go ahead.
01:05:00Hello, operator. I'd like to call Washington, D.C., please.
01:05:08Mrs. Stackler?
01:05:09Yes, this is Mrs. Stackler.
01:05:11Mr. Stackler calling.
01:05:13Oh, put him on.
01:05:16John, I just knew you'd get away from bachelor quarters.
01:05:20I never got to bachelor quarters, dear.
01:05:22Where are you?
01:05:24Florida.
01:05:25Florida?
01:05:27And I had mother move into another room.
01:05:30Honey, I can't...
01:05:32There's a slight hurricane here.
01:05:34A hurricane.
01:05:36They're trying to get Benson and me out on the train tonight.
01:05:39You're all set, Lieutenant.
01:05:41Oh, did you hear that, dear?
01:05:42I'm all set.
01:05:43We got the last available accommodation.
01:05:45Oh, that's well, thank you.
01:05:46You and the ensign will be sharing the bedroom.
01:05:48Fine.
01:05:49Honey, Benson and I will be sharing...
01:05:52What?
01:05:53Benson and I?
01:05:54But Benson's a...
01:05:56Hello?
01:05:57Hello, Prudence?
01:05:58Prudence, you still there, dear?
01:05:59Honey, can you hear me?
01:06:00Why can't you share a bedroom with Benson?
01:06:05Hello?
01:06:06Hello, operator?
01:06:08I'm sorry, madam.
01:06:09Your party's been disconnected.
01:06:10My party never got started.
01:06:15Hello, operator.
01:06:17Operator.
01:06:17Prudence!
01:06:19She hung up on me.
01:06:20Help me.
01:06:21No, she didn't.
01:06:22Look, all the wires are down.
01:06:23We'll explain it all to her tomorrow.
01:06:25Right now, we've got a train to catch.
01:06:27Here, Lieutenant, take these.
01:06:28You'll need them.
01:06:31We'll send them back to your old press when we're through using them.
01:06:33What's the matter, Lieutenant?
01:06:36What's the matter, Lieutenant? Can't you sleep?
01:07:03Oh, yeah. I'm waiting till she's undressed.
01:07:06Just married?
01:07:07Uh-huh. Oh, yes, but I mean, no, you don't understand.
01:07:12Count to three, John. Then you can come in.
01:07:29I think I'd better go out and count some more.
01:07:33Get to bed, Lieutenant.
01:07:35Here!
01:07:36Don't be so concerned. We're Navy men.
01:07:40Okay.
01:07:42Here.
01:07:43Here.
01:07:44Here.
01:07:45Here.
01:07:47Here.
01:07:48Here.
01:07:50Here.
01:07:52Here.
01:07:53Here.
01:07:54Here.
01:07:55Here.
01:07:56Here.
01:07:57Here.
01:07:58Here.
01:07:59Here.
01:08:00Here.
01:08:01Here.
01:08:02Here.
01:08:03Here.
01:08:04Here.
01:08:05Here.
01:08:06Here.
01:08:07Here.
01:08:08Here.
01:08:09Here.
01:08:10Here.
01:08:11Here.
01:08:12Here.
01:08:13Here.
01:08:14Here.
01:08:15Here.
01:08:16Here.
01:08:17Here.
01:08:18Here.
01:08:19Here.
01:08:20Here.
01:08:21Here.
01:08:22Here.
01:08:23Here.
01:08:24Here.
01:08:25Here.
01:08:26Here.
01:08:27Here.
01:08:28Here.
01:08:29Here.
01:08:30Here.
01:08:31Here.
01:08:32Here.
01:08:33Here.
01:08:34Here.
01:08:35Here.
01:08:36Here.
01:08:37Here.
01:08:38Here.
01:08:39Here.
01:08:40Here.
01:08:41Here.
01:08:42Here.
01:08:43Here.
01:08:44Here.
01:08:45Here.
01:08:46Here.
01:08:47Here.
01:08:48Here.
01:08:49Here.
01:08:50Here.
01:08:51Here.
01:08:52Here.
01:08:53Here.
01:08:54Here.
01:08:55Here.
01:08:56Here.
01:08:57Here.
01:08:58Here.
01:08:59Here.
01:09:00Here.
01:09:01Here.
01:09:02before I ever heard her say it.
01:09:06You mean you never...
01:09:09Never.
01:09:10It just isn't fair
01:09:11to have this happen to a sweet, decent guy like you.
01:09:15I'm not so sweet and I'm not so decent.
01:09:19I am human
01:09:20and I've taken just about all I can stand.
01:09:24Remember, John, we're Navy men.
01:09:27Do you know what I have on my mind?
01:09:29Navy men.
01:09:30Do you know what I would like to do?
01:09:34What?
01:09:36I would like to just...
01:09:38Walk into that hearing
01:09:39and tell them all to go jump in a lake.
01:09:46What's so funny?
01:09:48Nothing.
01:09:50Nothing, really.
01:09:52You know something, mister?
01:09:53Your wife is a very, very lucky girl.
01:09:58Now, go to bed.
01:10:007 o'clock, folks.
01:10:11Seven o'clock, folks. One hour to Washington.
01:10:41It's seven o'clock, John. Seven o'clock. Okay, Poon. Seven o'clock. I'm up.
01:10:58Isn't that Poon?
01:11:11Oh, never mind. Here it is. I've got it.
01:11:32Ducky Poo!
01:11:34Prudence! Mom! Well, this is a pleasant surprise.
01:11:38I didn't think you'd get up this early.
01:11:40I haven't been able to sleep a wink since you left.
01:11:42So you really were in Florida.
01:11:44Well, of course. Where did you think? I was...
01:11:46I think the first thing we should...
01:11:48Oh, this must be Prudence. And her mother.
01:11:51It must? I mean, it must. It is.
01:11:54Well, John, aren't you going to introduce us to the lovely lady?
01:11:57Oh, she's not a lovely lady. She's an ensign.
01:11:59She's Ensign Benson?
01:12:01Why, yes, sweetheart. This is the ensign that was working on me.
01:12:03I mean, I was working on her. What I mean to say is we were working together.
01:12:06Well, it hasn't all been drudgery, has it?
01:12:09So, you're Ensign Benson.
01:12:11John has told me so... so nothing about you.
01:12:14Well, he's told me a lot about you. And he'll be all yours before long.
01:12:19I'll phone our report in to Admiral Blood.
01:12:24What has she got? A twitch? Why does she keep winking?
01:12:27Well, honey, she's just being friendly, that's all.
01:12:31You're a good guy, that Benson.
01:12:34Well, what do you say we go have some breakfast?
01:12:37Goodbye, Lieutenant. It certainly has been a pleasure having you and the missus aboard.
01:12:41Missus? You mean you two actually did share a bedroom?
01:12:44Sweetheart, let me explain. It was the only accommodation we can get. Don't you understand?
01:12:48This is a top military project. We just can't...
01:12:51When I close my eyes, I can see your father standing here.
01:12:54But he never told me a pip like this.
01:12:57John, how could you?
01:12:59It wasn't easy!
01:13:00I've heard quite enough, Prudence. I'm going back to Ekron.
01:13:05And I'm going with you!
01:13:07Prudence! She was in a lower, I was in an upper. I swear!
01:13:10John, nothing terrible has happened.
01:13:13You're telling me.
01:13:14Congressman Manville has found out that the Admiral's been hiding you from him,
01:13:17and he's as mad as a hornet.
01:13:19He's moved the hearing up to today, 10 a.m.
01:13:21Come on.
01:13:23Oh, what more could happen?
01:13:25What more?
01:13:40Now, son, I'm taking Ensign Benson's word on your character.
01:13:44And don't worry, I'll stick by you.
01:13:46Oh, thank you very much, sir.
01:13:48But it's not going to do you any good.
01:13:49No?
01:13:50Mandeville's out for your blood.
01:13:52During the war, he never got higher than ships cook third class,
01:13:55and he'll never forget it.
01:13:57We'd better get inside, sir.
01:13:58Lieutenant, one last briefing.
01:13:59Yes, sir.
01:14:00When you face the committee, whatever you do,
01:14:02don't get flustered and don't panic.
01:14:04No, sir, I won't. I can handle it.
01:14:06I won't pluster or panic.
01:14:08Easy, son.
01:14:09Face it like a man.
01:14:11Remember, you're Navy.
01:14:12Yes, sir.
01:14:13I'm Navy.
01:14:14And I won't pluster or panic.
01:14:15How do you say that?
01:14:16It's simple.
01:14:17Pluster or panic.
01:14:18Fanic or plus...
01:14:19Never mind how you say it.
01:14:21Just don't.
01:14:22No, I won't.
01:14:23Let's get in, then.
01:14:24Good luck, John.
01:14:25And keep a stiff upper lip.
01:14:27Yeah, I will.
01:14:28I can't talk too good that one,
01:14:29but if that's the way you want it, I'll keep it.
01:14:33I'm sorry, but the key isn't here.
01:14:35Have you called the room?
01:14:36I called the room, and there's no answer.
01:14:38I'm telling you, I gotta talk to Mrs. Steckler.
01:14:41Pardon me a moment.
01:14:43Mother, I know I'm making the wrong decision.
01:14:46John loves me.
01:14:47If he did, he'd have followed you here.
01:14:50There she is now with her mother.
01:14:51Oh, thanks a lot.
01:14:54Mrs. Steckler?
01:14:55Yes.
01:14:56I'm Stan Wachinski.
01:14:57I was with your husband on the ship that's missing.
01:14:59The Cornblatt?
01:15:00Yes, ma'am.
01:15:01That's what he came down to Florida to see me about.
01:15:03Then it was Navy business.
01:15:04Oh, you bet.
01:15:05Only last night, I couldn't remember where it was.
01:15:08And then when I did remember, he had left.
01:15:10So I beat it up here, and now they won't let me in at the hearing.
01:15:13What hearing?
01:15:14Down at the Capitol.
01:15:16I figured you're his wife so you could get a message to him, you see?
01:15:19A message about what?
01:15:20The Cornblatt.
01:15:21I think I know where it is.
01:15:23Mr. Wachinski, you're a doll.
01:15:26Come on.
01:15:27Open up the side door.
01:15:28This way.
01:15:29The hearing will come to order.
01:15:31First, I would like to point out that this is not a trial nor a court martial.
01:15:40It is merely an investigation into the mysterious disappearance of a United States naval vessel.
01:15:47A destroyer escort.
01:15:49Or was it subversion?
01:15:51Espionage.
01:15:52A foreign agent threatening our nation's security.
01:15:56I ask you, is that the face of an honest man?
01:16:01I ask you.
01:16:09I ask you.
01:16:11That is what we are here to find out in free and democratic process.
01:16:16Do you want to come clean, Lieutenant?
01:16:31Gentlemen, I'm convinced that Lieutenant Steckler is telling the truth.
01:16:37And that he's just the victim of unfortunate circumstances.
01:16:40Miss Benson, are you quite sure this is the Navy officer talking and not the woman?
01:16:44Yes, sir.
01:16:45Isn't it true that you and Lieutenant Steckler shared a compartment coming back from Florida?
01:16:50Well, yes, but what's that got to do?
01:16:54That will be all, Miss Benson.
01:16:57I promise you, Admiral, I won't rest till I see this man Steckler behind bars.
01:17:10Get rid of those things. They're driving me crazy.
01:17:14That's the way the ball bounces.
01:17:15This is no laughing matter, young man. I want the United States protected from your kind of criminal negligence.
01:17:31Now, see here, Congressman. Lieutenant Steckler is a Naval officer, and I want him treated as a Naval officer.
01:17:38If the chief himself hadn't ordered me to cooperate with this committee, I'd have hung up on your very first phone call.
01:17:48Don't take my part, sir.
01:17:52Are you sure that's where the cornblatt is?
01:17:55Well, I think I'm sure. I mean, what's the difference? What have we got to lose?
01:18:02It's a long shot, a gamble. But you're right. What have we got to lose?
01:18:07I'll see if I can get an adjournment.
01:18:09Good deal.
01:18:10I consider it my sacred duty to dig through all the lies and evasion until I get the truth.
01:18:15Congressman, I'd like to request an adjournment for 48 hours.
01:18:24Rudy!
01:18:25Where are you going?
01:18:26Oh, it's my wife.
01:18:27What do you need 48 hours for?
01:18:28What do you need 48 hours for?
01:18:29Who let those people in here?
01:18:30This is a crime.
01:18:31You want the cornblatt, don't you?
01:18:32This is my wife.
01:18:33This is an adjournment for 48 hours.
01:18:34Forget it!
01:18:35Forget it!
01:18:36Forget it!
01:18:37Shake her hand.
01:18:38I'm sorry I asked.
01:18:41Hearing adjourned for 48 hours.
01:18:44Wah!
01:18:45Oh!
01:18:46Oh!
01:18:47Oh!
01:18:48Oh!
01:18:49Oh!
01:18:50Oh!
01:18:51Oh!
01:19:00All I remember is this Lieutenant J.G. says to me they'll be using the old girl for target practice.
01:19:06She's going to a watery grave.
01:19:08Yeah, well, according to these old bombing records, we ought to be right in the area.
01:19:12Uh, say, coxswain, head due west.
01:19:15East?
01:19:16Uh, I meant east.
01:19:19Even if we do find a ship down there, we still need evidence it's the cornblatt.
01:19:36Uh-huh!
01:19:37Uh-huh!
01:19:38Uh-huh!
01:19:40Uh-huh!
01:19:41Uh-huh!
01:19:46Uh-huh!
01:19:51Uh-huh!
01:19:53Uh-huh!
01:19:54Uh-huh!
01:19:55I'm in the morning!
01:19:59Let's go.
01:20:29What are you doing down your head down there?
01:20:35Get your head out of there!
01:20:38Get your head out of there!
01:20:59How are you doing?
01:21:04I'm not sure what you are doing.
01:21:09I'm not sure what you are doing.
01:21:13Thank you!
01:21:19I don't know.
01:21:49Oh, my God.
01:22:49Fire!
01:23:19The turn's left!
01:23:23Hold on!
01:23:28Hold on!
01:23:33Austin!
01:23:42He's got my shoulder!
01:23:46Back somewhere!
01:23:50Okay.
01:24:02No, wait a minute!
01:24:06No, no!
01:24:08No, no, no!
01:24:10No, no!
01:24:14No, no, no!
01:24:18No, no!
01:24:20No!
01:24:24No, no!
01:24:30No!
01:24:34No!
01:24:38I don't know.
01:25:08I don't know.
01:25:16And I submit this bell, gentlemen, as definite proof that the coinblatt has been found.
01:25:35Yes. It's all beginning to come back to me now.
01:25:39Congressman, may I borrow your phone for a moment?
01:25:42Oh, certainly.
01:25:43I think the chief himself might know something about this.
01:25:48Admiral Blood, priority number 320. Put me through to the chief.
01:25:52Chief, Lieutenant Steckler came through. We found the coinblatt.
01:25:55Well, right where you left it, sir. The Deep Six.
01:26:01Chief, weren't you in charge of that joint gunnery operation some years back?
01:26:05Yes, I thought so.
01:26:07What's that?
01:26:08Yes, sir. Just a moment.
01:26:10Lieutenant.
01:26:11Yes, sir.
01:26:12He wants to talk to you.
01:26:13Me? The chief?
01:26:14How do you do, sir?
01:26:17Lieutenant John Paul Steckler VII on this end. How's everything on your end?
01:26:21Lieutenant.
01:26:21Oh, he's laughing, sir.
01:26:24Yes, what's on your mind, sir?
01:26:27Yes, sir.
01:26:30Mandeville was?
01:26:32He really was?
01:26:34He was what?
01:26:35I was what?
01:26:37Well, yes, that is. That's quite amusing, sir.
01:26:39Yes.
01:26:41More or less, as they say, rib tickling.
01:26:45Yes, sir.
01:26:46Well, my very best of the family.
01:26:49Yes, sir. Goodbye.
01:26:50And you, Congressman.
01:26:52Yes? Yes?
01:26:54When you were in charge of the emergency crash committee in 46,
01:26:58you told the chief to take just any old ship and use it for target practice
01:27:03and blow it up and hang the red tape.
01:27:06Well, yes, now that you mention it, I did say something like that, didn't I?
01:27:11Now, we wouldn't want this to get out into the press, now, would we?
01:27:15Oh, no.
01:27:16Oh, no.
01:27:17And we don't want to cut Navy appropriations, either, do we?
01:27:21Never.
01:27:22Oh, say, by the way, Admiral, do you think four billion is enough?
01:27:26Bloody, Lieutenant. Bloody.
01:27:27Why don't we just tack on another mill for contingency?
01:27:31Oh, of course. Of course.
01:27:33The hearing is adjourned.
01:27:37Ooh.
01:27:38Careful.
01:27:40Well!
01:27:41Congratulations!
01:27:43Oh!
01:27:43Oh!
01:27:43Oh!
01:27:43Oh!
01:27:44Oh!
01:27:44Oh!
01:27:45Oh!
01:27:45Oh!
01:27:45Oh!
01:27:46Oh!
01:27:46Oh!
01:27:47Oh!
01:27:47Oh!
01:27:48Oh!
01:27:48Oh!
01:27:49Oh!
01:27:49Oh!
01:27:50Oh!
01:27:51Oh!
01:27:52Oh!
01:27:53Oh!
01:27:54Oh!
01:27:55Oh!
01:27:56Oh!
01:27:57Oh!
01:27:58Oh!
01:27:59Oh!
01:28:00Darling.
01:28:01Oh!
01:28:02Sweetie face.
01:28:03Poochie pie.
01:28:04Here's the moment we've been waiting for.
01:28:06Oh, no!
01:28:07Don't you worry, honey.
01:28:08Nobody's gonna stop us this time.
01:28:10I guarantee you.
01:28:12Not you guys again!
01:28:13Uh-uh.
01:28:14Just want you to know that the Navy always takes care of its own.
01:28:18Sweetheart.
01:28:19Darling.
01:28:20Champagne, caviar, and pheasant under glass.
01:28:21Wait till you see the dessert.
01:28:22Mmm!
01:28:23Oh!
01:28:24Oh!
01:28:25Oh!
01:28:26Oh!
01:28:27Oh!
01:28:28Oh!
01:28:29Oh!
01:28:30Oh!
01:28:31Oh!
01:28:32Oh!
01:28:33Oh!
01:28:34Oh!
01:28:35Oh!
01:28:36Oh!
01:28:37Oh!
01:28:38Oh!
01:28:39Oh!
01:28:40Oh!
01:28:41Oh!
01:28:42Oh!
01:28:43Oh!
01:28:44Oh!
01:28:45Oh!
01:28:46Oh!
01:28:47Oh!
01:28:48Oh!
01:28:49Oh!
01:28:50Oh!
01:28:51Oh!
01:28:52Oh!
01:28:53Oh!
01:28:54Oh!
01:28:55Oh!
01:28:56Oh!
01:28:57Oh!
01:28:58Oh!
01:28:59Oh!
01:29:00Oh!
01:29:01Oh!
01:29:02Oh!
01:29:03Oh!
01:29:04Oh!
01:29:05Oh!
01:29:06Oh!
01:29:07Oh!
01:29:08Oh!
01:29:09Oh!
01:29:10Oh!
01:29:11Oh!
01:29:12Oh!
01:29:13Oh!
01:29:14Oh!
01:29:15Oh!