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00:00Now we're joined by magazine queen Evelyn Jones.
00:17I'm a web queen now.
00:18With Eve, we're creating a space that's candid and honest.
00:21What's the story, Ken?
00:22Viva la vulva.
00:24Celebration of the slut.
00:25Microplastics.
00:26But this place is like a zoo.
00:27Not this glossy magazine bullshit.
00:30Do you know about genital wards?
00:32Usually transmitted through sex by teenagers.
00:34Oh my god, mum.
00:35Divorce papers, really?
00:37We're trying to view this as a life change rather than something traumatic.
00:41Stop.
00:42That's actually none of your business.
00:43She's my best friend.
00:44Everything about her is my business.
00:46What a nominate.
00:47She plagiarized.
00:48It's just been post after post.
00:50No one else has a problem kicking me off.
00:51Are you writing a book about me?
00:52That's nothing personal.
00:54Fuck!
00:56I'm struggling.
00:57To just make decisions.
00:59I change my mind all the time.
01:01I act before I think and then it's usually too late.
01:04I hurt people.
01:06Am I a failure as a mother?
01:08It's not you.
01:08It's this place.
01:10It doesn't scream home.
01:11It's called bird nesting.
01:13You and I had moved between the houses and the kids would just stay put.
01:16It sounds a bit weird, doesn't it?
01:17It is a bit weird.
01:18It's not weird.
01:19It's Swedish.
01:20I've just told Peter I'm ready to sell.
01:22What?
01:22You can't trust Peter.
01:24We won't be buying Eve.
01:25We're launching our own women's website.
01:28Who on earth are you going to get to run it?
01:30I've got someone.
01:31Actually, they came to me.
01:36Sorry, folks.
01:38It's you, isn't it?
01:41Oh, fuck.
01:42It is.
01:46Right.
01:47This is what we're going to do.
01:50I am a glad thing, a good thing.
01:56Oh, oh, oh.
01:58What I mean is I need the good things.
02:04Oh, I'm biting the light in the good things.
02:12Oh, shake me.
02:16I love my misery.
02:18Oh, oh, oh.
02:21Clap your hands.
02:22Clap your hands.
02:24Send the lights on my night.
02:25It's like I'm a only get one day.
02:27Oh, clap your hands.
02:29Good morning, everyone.
02:31Good morning.
02:32Double shot coffees to kickstart my week of yes.
02:35You are the best.
02:36And a peppermint tea for anyone who's hungover.
02:39How did you know?
02:40Traffic was up on the weekend.
02:42Let's keep the momentum going.
02:43Oh, clap your hands.
02:46Clap your hands.
02:48Come on now.
02:49Week of yes.
02:50I can do this.
02:51Look at this place.
02:52Fucking amazing.
02:53Week of yes.
02:54Right.
02:54Morning meeting.
02:56So did you guys see that Kat Hewson started following me on Instagram?
02:58Wow.
03:00Who is that?
03:00She's a dilettante.
03:02She has a rabbit named Polly.
03:03She takes her clubbing.
03:05We did a story on her when I was at Vogue.
03:08Opal.
03:08Your story about moving in with Dom.
03:10Yeah.
03:11Brilliant.
03:12Do we really need to know that his mum still buys his undies?
03:14Yes.
03:15Specificity.
03:16Did you buy the couch you wanted?
03:17Out of stock.
03:17She got a bookcase.
03:18I wanted to colour code my books, but Dom said that that was for sad people.
03:22Sad people who get lots of likes on Instagram, which makes them happy people.
03:25Well, Dom hates micro-trends.
03:27He calls them moral failures.
03:28Dom sounds fun.
03:29Micro-trends.
03:30Good beauty story?
03:31I'm already doing Anne Hathaway's miserable prostitute diet.
03:34Funteen.
03:35No, the other miserable prostitute, Opal.
03:37Whoa, whoa, whoa.
03:38No such thing as a miserable prostitute.
03:44Don't we have a no diet policy?
03:46Yes.
03:47Nothing that makes women feel bad.
03:49Unless it's in the zeitgeist and we're all talking about it.
03:51Like Atkins and 5-2.
03:53What is it, Lily?
03:54Dried oatmeal paste.
03:55Oh, that's good.
03:57I mean, could you write something about how terrible it is for women in Hollywood
04:00who have to stay thin despite how successful they are?
04:03G, what's happening in the world?
04:05Can I tell you about my weekend first?
04:07But did anything really happen?
04:09Yeah.
04:10Okay.
04:10In the kitchen.
04:12Almost.
04:17Opal.
04:19Have you seen this new sweet tin?
04:20Come on.
04:24Has Evelyn Jones become a parody of herself?
04:27Oh, shit.
04:28Don't tell Evelyn, she'll spiral.
04:30Yeah, spiral upwards.
04:32Have you seen the engagement?
04:33Our readers are loving sweet Jane.
04:36Paul?
04:37Where's Paul?
04:39He looks mad.
04:40Or constipated.
04:43Thank you, Evelyn, for this fantastic opportunity to present some of my research.
04:47And it's pretty thrilling stuff, so strap yourself in.
04:52You might know this about me, but I'm a bit of a green thumb.
04:57I like to toil in my garden all year round.
05:02Pruning, fertilising, even though my garden is under constant threat.
05:07I thought you lived in a fourth floor apartment.
05:10Noxious weeds, treacherous winds, creepy crawlies.
05:14I've always got my pesticide ready, and I never dropped my guard.
05:19Sorry, where are you gardening?
05:20It's a metaphor, Opal.
05:21The garden represents life.
05:24Okay, actually, this is a lot for a Monday morning, Paul.
05:26I'm trying to radiate positivity this week.
05:29Can you just cut to the chase?
05:30Yep.
05:32We need to define who our reader is, so that when the competition launches...
05:37I'm starting to doubt whether Christine's website will ever launch.
05:40It's been a very long six months.
05:42Yeah, it has.
05:43And what have we done in that time to prepare?
05:46What have we done?
05:47Yeah.
05:48We've moved to office, employed a new writer, Lily, and an IT guy, Guy, who helps us with technology things.
05:56I've appointed Penny to HR.
05:58We've got an accountant starting this week.
05:59We've launched your column, Ask Adam.
06:02We've increased our page count.
06:04Okay, yeah, copy.
06:06This!
06:06This is Kate with a C.
06:08Jeez, Paul.
06:09Kate's 33, lives in the suburbs, two kids, and her husband she loathes.
06:13She once went to Copenhagen, but got a stomach bug and couldn't try the smogabra.
06:18Her husband has this theory that she's having an affair, but that's just because he had an unhappy childhood.
06:23Kate is our reader.
06:27Um, she's a bit boring.
06:30Very white.
06:31Is this story your lover, Paul?
06:33Yeah, Paul.
06:33Why doesn't she just leave if she's in an abusive relationship?
06:36You've never said abusive.
06:37No, what's that for us then?
06:38No, just don't.
06:39Don't manhandle Kate.
06:40Back off!
06:41That's to make our student sign.
06:43I think you're on to something.
06:46I mean, we should be doing more proactive pitching.
06:49Targeting the brands we want to represent, like pure Willow.
06:52Willow Russell?
06:53She's a saint.
06:54Okay, well I have to go to the Daily Show now.
06:56This is great, Paul.
06:57No, stay!
06:58Sorry, um, grab a muffin quarter.
07:00We're going to get into the web traffic activity.
07:02Oh, hurry up, Ev.
07:03The other guest is already on set.
07:05Oh, who is it?
07:05Giles, who am I with?
07:07I don't know.
07:07One of you.
07:09One of me.
07:11Giles.
07:12And we're live in five, four, three...
07:17Ev.
07:18I am here on the couch with two powerhouses of women's media.
07:22They both run successful blogs.
07:24Websites.
07:24It's a website.
07:25Christine Farragh and Evelyn Jones.
07:28Hello, ladies.
07:29Hi, Giles.
07:31Now, I should clarify, Christine.
07:33Your blog...
07:35Sorry, website.
07:36It hasn't launched yet.
07:38But does it have a name?
07:40Yes.
07:41We are...
07:43Whoman.
07:46Whoman?
07:47Whoman.
07:49Whoman.
07:50Whoman.
07:51W-H-O-M-A-N.
07:53Whoman.
07:54The age is silent.
07:54So, woman.
07:56You're making a whol sound.
07:58Very subtly.
07:59It's actually the original spelling of woman.
08:02Oh, like Eve is the original woman.
08:05Okay.
08:05When does, uh...
08:06When does it launch?
08:10We go live next week.
08:12One week.
08:15We have an incredible team.
08:17Super young writers and contributors.
08:19Speaking of team, you two used to work together.
08:22And now you're competitors.
08:24I mean, how was that?
08:27Oh, well, that was like a lifetime ago.
08:30A lot has changed since then.
08:32But you're right, Giles.
08:34I ran editorial at Eve Life.
08:36She was my deputy.
08:38Editor-in-chief when I left.
08:40And I should clarify that Whoman will be very different to Eve Life.
08:44But how so?
08:45We're younger.
08:46Typically, the Eve Life reader is a 33-year-old woman living in the suburbs.
08:52That's not true.
08:54Well, we'll be lighter.
08:56Less angry.
08:58The younger generation seem to be more hopeful.
09:00Yeah.
09:00Until they grow up and realise that they're living in a world that's designed for men.
09:05Controversial.
09:06Really?
09:07Is it controversial to advocate for gender equality?
09:13What does Whoman advocate for?
09:17Hmm.
09:19Sunscreen.
09:20Excellent segue.
09:22Sandy with the weather up next.
09:24And we're out.
09:25Really?
09:25Sunscreen?
09:26That was a good segment.
09:28Billy, can we get them back in again?
09:30Get rid of that psychic.
09:31Well, good luck with whorman.
09:34Thanks.
09:35And the H is silent.
09:36Whatever.
09:56Oh.
09:58Oh.
09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
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09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
09:59Oh.
10:00Oh.
10:01Oh.
10:01Oh.
10:01Oh.
10:02Fuck.
10:22I've got to go back to the office and pretend everything's fine.
10:24And it's not.
10:25My competition's launching.
10:27I'm in financial shit and I clearly need help regulating my emotions.
10:31そう.
10:31Oh.
10:31Oh.
10:32Oh.
10:32Oh.
10:33Oh.
10:34Oh.
10:35Oh.
10:36Oh.
10:37Andrew?
10:37Oh.
10:37andy.
10:45Oh.
10:45Oh.
10:48Oh.
10:49Oh.
10:53Oh.
10:54I mean, who has the fucking time to do that?
10:56She.
10:57Sweet Jane.
10:59And it doesn't matter what I write about, she undermines me,
11:01because apparently I know nothing about anything.
11:04And how does that make you feel?
11:07Terrible.
11:09Humiliated.
11:10She gets in my head.
11:11My team are really worried about me,
11:13so I have to pretend that it doesn't get to me.
11:15The rival site is launching and I just...
11:17I really need your help.
11:19Okay.
11:20Evelyn, competition is great if it motivates, okay?
11:23So, let it fire you up.
11:25I did.
11:27My nemesis has moved in down the hallway.
11:29The bearded, misogynistic prick.
11:31Claims he's a best-selling author.
11:33My ass.
11:34Prick.
11:40Better be up, Alex.
11:41Yeah, I'm coming, Mum.
11:43Yeah, uh, Dad said you're banned.
11:46Hey, is this ham in between the lettuce?
11:49Oh, ham's barely a meat.
11:50Mum, that's your worst lie yet.
11:52You know, Vivian doesn't eat anything with a face on it.
11:55Her mum soaks azuki beans overnight for lunch.
11:57Oh.
11:58When am I gonna meet her?
11:59Maybe tonight.
12:00I'm protecting her.
12:01From me?
12:02Yeah, you're a lot, Mum.
12:04Hey, um, do you reckon you could soak azuki beans?
12:08No, darling, I work and I don't know what they are.
12:10Her mum's a barrister.
12:12I bet they don't eat processed meat.
12:14Hey, Mum.
12:15No, no, no coffee.
12:16No, that's cruel.
12:17I need to add another ten hours.
12:18No.
12:19Isn't this your week of yes?
12:20I can't be a yes boss and a yes mum.
12:21They'll cancel each other out.
12:22No.
12:23Two pluses makes a plus.
12:24Okay.
12:25Put your plates on.
12:26We're trying something new for week and yes.
12:27I'd love to go through to me.
12:28Here, Ev, I'll start.
12:29Crap.
12:30Things to do before moving in with your boyfriend.
12:31You've only been there three days.
12:33I'm covering a long wear foundation launch and lipstick as eyeshadow.
12:51It's part of a multi-purpose beauty trend.
12:54Oh, sorry.
12:55Well, I was hoping to cover the dehumanising media coverage surrounding that sex worker
13:00who was raped and murdered last week.
13:02Oh, God.
13:03No one referred to her by name.
13:04They all said that sex worker.
13:06It's literally what you just said, Jeet.
13:08I was hoping to keep things positive this week.
13:10No dead babies, no rapes, no mentally ill celebs.
13:14I would just kill for one of those.
13:15Week of yes?
13:17Okay, fine.
13:19Just don't make it sound like homework.
13:21Paul, where's Paul?
13:23Get out of here, Paul.
13:26Evelyn, when the door is closed in my office, I can't hear you because it's soundproof.
13:30Oh, we get it.
13:31You have a new office.
13:32And Lily used to work at Vogue.
13:34We've just had confirmation that Who-Man will be launched next week.
13:39Actually, the party's tomorrow night.
13:41I'm still on the Vogue party list.
13:44But I'm not going.
13:46Who else has been invited?
13:48I'm forwarding it to you now, Evelyn.
13:50You should go.
13:51Oh, I'm not going.
13:52That'd be like turning up to your ex's feminist website launch.
13:58Not your best.
13:59We're definitely going to have a traffic hit.
14:01So let's do something about it.
14:03Something with impact.
14:05Podcasting.
14:06Well, I'm working on it, Jeep, but we're just not quite there with the resources.
14:10What about some branded content?
14:13Like matching famous men with-
14:19Monuments?
14:20No.
14:21Mountains.
14:22What?
14:23Car upholstery.
14:24Shit house.
14:25I don't know.
14:26I was thinking like matching famous men with different kinds of cocktails.
14:31Selling it to a vodka brand or something.
14:33Perfect.
14:34Something like that.
14:35Don't let Paul hold us back.
14:37Oh, we got another sweet Jane comment.
14:41Perhaps evil life lacks journalistic integrity and can't keep it stuffed because Evelyn Johns is a bi-
14:47Never mind.
14:48That's stupid.
14:49She's like a cyber mean girl.
14:51I've said it before.
14:52That's terrible for reputation, but it's actually excellent for engagement.
14:57Okay.
14:58That's HR.
15:04Penny, do you mind if we postpone?
15:06Because the new accountant is coming.
15:08Top of the agenda is to have complaints about you always postponing meetings.
15:12Fine.
15:13Let's be quick.
15:18Dee doesn't like the tampons.
15:19The tampons I supply for free?
15:21Mm.
15:22She wants unbleached organic.
15:23Well, I don't use organic.
15:24I use the ones that fluff and leak.
15:26Okay.
15:27Next is Lily wants a one-on-one.
15:29Another one?
15:30Mm-hmm.
15:31Can you join?
15:32No.
15:33That's a two-on-one.
15:34And that's threatening.
15:36All I said to her was that she's got to up the pace.
15:39She's not at Vogue anymore.
15:40Well, all the writers are complaining.
15:43Well, that's a first.
15:45Four posts a day is a lot.
15:47The Daily Mail published 1,500 per day.
15:49We published 20, and it should be 50 if we're going to hit the algorithms.
15:54Every time we increase our story count, we increase our traffic.
15:57We are literally glued to our seats, Evelyn.
16:00Someone in the office has haemorrhoids, and I think that they are directly related.
16:06It's you, isn't it?
16:08No.
16:09Is it?
16:10No.
16:11Absolutely not.
16:12My insides are smooth.
16:13I have a solution for it.
16:14What?
16:15The cream with the funny name?
16:16No.
16:17For stress.
16:18I was thinking we could do boardroom yoga.
16:20We could...
16:21Yes.
16:22Yes.
16:23Fine.
16:24We just do it during lunch so we can hit our targets.
16:28This is what I'm talking about, Evelyn.
16:31Content farm.
16:32Oh.
16:33Bang!
16:43It's you, isn't it?
16:44Yeah.
16:55The new accountant's here, and she looks displeased.
16:57Oh, fuck.
17:04Get back to work.
17:05Yeah, okay.
17:08I've never had an accounts person before.
17:11I can see that.
17:13It's the first time I've run my own business.
17:16I can see that too.
17:17You've overextended.
17:19You hired three new staff members in the last month.
17:22You have a huge warehouse, but you're only occupying half.
17:26Room to grow.
17:28And what's all this pizza and Prosecco?
17:32Oh, I've just been having a bit of a hard time.
17:35But I'm trying to stay positive.
17:37This is a week of yes.
17:38Sounds costly.
17:40Well, I'm trying to find an investor.
17:42Your personal expenses are too high.
17:45You are renting a three bedroom apartment in the city?
17:49I'm bird nesting with my ex.
17:53Could you nest here?
17:55No.
17:56And to top it off, it's taxism.
18:00Do you want me to bury some stuff?
18:03Sure.
18:05I thought I was clean.
18:07You tell me.
18:08But whatever you say, I don't recall.
18:15Wouldn't mind being a little dirty.
18:17Thank you both for coming so last minute.
18:26But how was your day, John?
18:28Uh, um, painful.
18:31I had to suspend a couple of year nines for throwing fruit at some year sevens.
18:35Oh, rascals.
18:36So, what about you, Mum?
18:37How was your day?
18:38Have some dip.
18:40What do you want, Ev?
18:44I've decided to let the apartment go.
18:47It's just wasting so much money.
18:49And now that we're mostly here...
18:52But when we're not here, we're there.
18:54What are you proposing?
18:55That we all live here together?
18:57Or are you going to put me out in the shed?
18:59No.
19:00You couldn't fit a mattress out there.
19:02Could you?
19:03No.
19:04No, no.
19:05No, I think it would be really nice if we bird nested between here and yours.
19:12Oh, Christ.
19:13Oh, no.
19:14No, no, no, no, no.
19:15I need to pour everything into the business over the next few months.
19:18I've overextended.
19:19Why do you move offices if you can't afford it?
19:21Because fortune favours the brave, John.
19:23And I'm trying to be a yes boss.
19:25When I shop at Costco, I use that second room as a storeroom.
19:29It's not a pantry, Mum.
19:31Come on, John.
19:32It's not as if you're seeing anyone.
19:35Well...
19:37I suppose if it's only for the short term, then...
19:40What about me?
19:41What if I'm seeing someone?
19:43Don't be ridiculous.
19:44Kim.
19:45My memoir writing teacher.
19:47Good for you, Jenny.
19:48That's great.
19:49Um, that is an abuse of power.
19:51I'm only fractionally older.
19:52He's power, not yours.
19:54He's your teacher.
19:55Your superior.
19:57Imagine if John was ruining his students.
19:59That would be illegal, so...
20:04Vivian!
20:06Hi.
20:07I'm Evelyn.
20:08Alex's mum.
20:09Yeah, I know.
20:11Hi, Mr. People.
20:12Hey, Vivian.
20:13Jenny.
20:14This is Vivian.
20:15Hello there.
20:16Hi.
20:18Oh, my God.
20:21Is this you?
20:22Yeah.
20:23Mm.
20:24Adorable.
20:26Are you gonna take...
20:29What are you guys studying?
20:34Sexy little minx, isn't she?
20:36They should probably keep the door open, right?
20:40When do you wanna move in?
20:41Tomorrow.
20:42I've already given notice.
20:43Are you done yet?
20:44No.
20:45Oh, my God.
20:46I love the new space.
20:47Ah!
20:48It's so impressive.
20:49I know.
20:50Are you sure your office is big enough?
20:51I may have gone a little far.
20:52Hey, Lucy.
20:53Evelyn told me you're on leave.
20:54Oh, yeah.
20:55Just taking some time off.
20:56Focusing on the fan for a bit.
20:57Can I colour code the rest of your books?
20:58Yeah.
20:59Uh, no.
21:00Apparently it's a sign of weakness or moral decay or something.
21:02What do you want, Paul?
21:03I miss lunch.
21:04Because of the late meeting.
21:05So I was thinking...
21:06Thai Friday.
21:07No.
21:08Thai Friday.
21:09No.
21:10Week of yes.
21:11Okay.
21:12What's week of yes?
21:13Woo!
21:14Thai Friday!
21:15It's a very expensive exercise with me trying to be a better boss.
21:17And they're exploiting it.
21:18They're fucking assholes.
21:19That's very self-helpy of you.
21:20I can't afford to lose any more staff.
21:21You won't.
21:22You're an excellent boss.
21:23Pooh man is launching tonight.
21:24And...
21:25I'm just, I'm feeling really, really freaked out.
21:26But I'm trying to leave you to do this again.
21:27And it's time to leave me.
21:28And it's time to be more...
21:29You're...
21:30You're going to be a better boss.
21:31Yeah.
21:32So the first time you're playing with me, that's really slow.
21:33So, you're getting out of it.
21:34No.
21:35I'm getting out of it.
21:36And I'm getting out of it.
21:37Well, I'm getting out of it.
21:38And I'm getting out of it.
21:40No.
21:41is launching tonight and I'm just I'm feeling really really freaked out but I'm trying to be
21:48a beacon of positivity. Is that what you're calling it? Seriously I wouldn't worry. It'll
21:53be a cheap imitation. Cheap? No no they've spent millions. They're on bus sides. I mean
21:59what if they're really brilliant? What if they're funny and clever and I'm never going
22:03to get an investor? Tell me on the way we have a date. Remember? What? No. Where? Perhaps
22:09me a clinic. We organized it last week at lunch. What? We were day drinking and carb
22:14loading. Can we go and do that again? We're both overdue. What a gift to be able to
22:19smear together as friends. Oh you are a genius. Can you increase that booking? I mean
22:27it's not a restaurant. Just wait. So we are all going to get pap smears. Okay. Not you
22:35Paul. The best part about it is that we're going to live blog it on the site. No one's
22:39ever done that before have they? That's actually really smart. Yeah it's fucking
22:43cool. I'll do it. Yeah that's brilliant. No it sounds like a hedge on that man. Oh Lucy's on
22:47phone to the clinic now. Take that ooh man. I love it. It's very inspiring. I have absolutely
22:56people. Thank you. Bye. Sorry. I got papped. What does that mean? Oh I got a papped smear. Ah well. I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I got papped. What does that mean? Oh I got a papped smear. Oh well.
23:24Good for you. Screening's important. Whether you're sexually active or not.
23:33It feels good doesn't it? Perhaps me. No. Doing something sensible. Something you wouldn't normally want to do. Like going to the dentist. I mean I hate the dentist.
23:46I'm sorry. But I've got a sense of your teeth. Oh. We do things that we know will hurt us.
23:56Is this you? Three. Yeah. Oh this is me.
24:02Do you mean good pain? Well all pain is good. And sometimes we hurt ourselves intentionally.
24:08I just went to the gym and hurt myself and I felt good. Good night. Go and hurt yourself. Maybe I will.
24:22Mum. Hi.
24:29Who's workout guy from the fourth floor? Simon.
24:32He lives alone. Are you interested? Gets his groceries delivered. No he's just the first person I've seen here under 70.
24:43You can't stay in watching bonnet dramas all the time.
24:45Why not?
24:46Oh because you're too young and you're too beautiful to stay in. And Kim's coming over.
24:52I was thinking you were going somewhere.
24:53Where?
24:54Where?
24:55The full man launch.
24:57But no buts about it. Get up. You're going. I'm not officially invited.
25:02That's even better.
25:03Got nothing to wear.
25:04Well you'll wear something fabulous of mine.
25:07This is your Scarlett O'Hara moment.
25:12Gone with the wind's kind of frowned upon now mum.
25:22Gone with the wind's kind of frowned upon now mum.
25:41Ev. I didn't expect to see you here.
25:46What?
25:47No, neither did I. Christine invited me.
25:50Well, after your TV appearance the other day, I think it's a smart move on your part.
25:56What do you mean?
25:57Nothing, just optics.
25:59I'm not threatened, Peter.
26:01No, of course not. You thrive on competition, remember?
26:04Survival of the fittest.
26:06I think this is going to be good for you. Besides, you've got a loyal readership.
26:12Loyalty's a thing of the past. A bit like free parking in the city.
26:16Willow. Hi.
26:21Hi, Evelyn Jones. I love your brand.
26:24Willow Russells. Lovely to meet you.
26:27We were just talking about you. Today's Papsmear live blog was incredible.
26:31Thanks.
26:32Well, wait a second. You live blogged a Papsmear?
26:37Not mine. I've had children. One of my writers, she volunteered.
26:42Well, I thought it was brilliant. I hope it made a splash.
26:45It did. It went viral.
26:48Oh. Well, interesting timing, Ev.
26:51Delaying a Papsmear can be fatal, Peter.
26:53Indeed.
26:54Absolutely. My mother died of cervical cancer, so...
26:58Oh, I'm so sorry.
27:01Oh, thank you. Well, on that note... Excuse me.
27:10You know, her little, uh, skincare brand's about to go global.
27:14Interesting. Ev.
27:15Oh, Christine.
27:16I didn't expect to see you here.
27:18Uh, no. Well, um...
27:20I invited her.
27:25I'm glad you did.
27:25Congratulations.
27:27Oh, thank you. Congratulations to you.
27:29Here, the new office is super fancy.
27:32Mm, it's fancy. Yeah.
27:34And it's super empty.
27:35Well, you should sublease some desk space.
27:38They call it hot desking.
27:40I know some boys have launched a finance start-up,
27:42and they're looking for space.
27:43I'm on a board with their fathers.
27:45Oh, finance boys who have fathers on a board?
27:48Well, they sound so nice.
27:49You ready for your big speech?
27:51Yeah, I can't wait.
27:54Knock them dead.
27:55Good to see you. Enjoy my party.
27:57Do you think she'll explain how to pronounce who-man?
28:10Oh, Christine, are you all right?
28:14What are you doing here?
28:15Because I didn't invite you, and Peter didn't invite you.
28:18So, um, I mean, we should have invited you,
28:21but I didn't think you'd come, so...
28:29Is this a panic attack?
28:32Never had one.
28:34Hi, Christine.
28:34Are you ready?
28:35Uh, yeah. Just two seconds.
28:37Um, yeah.
28:42Christine, they're calling for you.
28:44All right, just wait a sec.
28:45I can't, I can't, I can't go out there.
28:48I can't speak to a room full of people.
28:50Um, y'all will be looking at me, and I...
28:55What do I do with my hands?
28:57What do you do with your hands when you give speeches?
29:01Um, I don't know.
29:05What if you were right?
29:07What if I'm not creative?
29:08What if I'm a follower?
29:15Can you say something?
29:16I'm still trying to work out what I do with my hands.
29:18What if it's a monumental flop?
29:21Fuck off! She's coming!
29:28You want the truth?
29:32This is the harsh reality.
29:36You don't have a choice.
29:36This thing's bigger than you.
29:43It could fail.
29:45Sure, it's risky.
29:48But don't let that stop you.
29:51You wanted this.
29:53Don't fuck it up because you're scared.
29:58There's a whole room full of people.
30:01Drunk on cheap wine waiting to hear you speak.
30:03Not me.
30:04Not Peter.
30:05You.
30:10I don't trust you.
30:14I don't trust you either.
30:18But I know you can do this.
30:19I don't know what joy is.
30:25I don't know what joy is.
30:30Can you just wait here for a minute?
30:31Chill.
30:32I don't know what to do.
30:36I don't know what I see.
30:37I don't know what it was.
30:40I don't know what you were saying to me.
30:42I am so sad.
30:44Yes, what?
30:46You don't remember or what?
30:51I don't know what the looks like at you.
30:51I couldn't have done this without you.
31:21I couldn't have done this without you.
31:51I couldn't have done this without you.
32:21I couldn't have done this without you.
32:51I couldn't have done this without you.
33:21I couldn't have done this without you.