Situationship With My Billionaire Friend - Full Movie
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00:00:00Oh my god.
00:00:08She's insane.
00:00:10What are you doing here?
00:00:14Beth.
00:00:16You set me up.
00:00:18You stay away from me.
00:00:20You're insane.
00:00:24Can't let you ruin my wedding,
00:00:26Miss Leanne.
00:00:28You and Asher, or
00:00:30you're a great couple.
00:00:32I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:00:36But you've gotta go.
00:00:40They say that sex ruins everything.
00:00:52And sometimes, they're right.
00:00:56How was that, baby?
00:00:58Awesome.
00:01:00We done here?
00:01:02Yeah, I think I did my job.
00:01:06Yes! Yes!
00:01:08Yes! No!
00:01:14We done here?
00:01:16Yeah, baby.
00:01:18You were the best. You were amazing.
00:01:20Doesn't it look good for you?
00:01:22Awesome.
00:01:24What's your name again?
00:01:26Lenny?
00:01:28We need to talk.
00:01:30What?
00:01:31I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:34So, you mean you are breaking up with me?
00:01:36I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:38What?
00:01:40This isn't working out.
00:01:42Goodbye, Lenny.
00:01:44I can't do this anymore.
00:01:46I can't do this anymore.
00:01:48What do you mean you were breaking up with me?
00:01:50I mean, I'm breaking up with you.
00:01:52This isn't working out.
00:01:53But...
00:01:54Take care, Monique.
00:01:56What am I doing?
00:02:12So, I tell her...
00:02:14Dude, that's not a pickle.
00:02:16That's an okra.
00:02:18Like, seriously?
00:02:21So, she goes totally bonkers on my brother.
00:02:24I mean, I don't even know what I saw in him in the first place.
00:02:29How about you and I...
00:02:30Um, you're...
00:02:31Just excuse me for a moment.
00:02:33Be right back.
00:02:38So, I was thinking...
00:02:40How about we get out of here and go back to my place?
00:02:44Sorry.
00:02:45I'll be right back.
00:02:50Oh, damn it.
00:02:51Shit.
00:02:52I'm so sorry.
00:02:53Oh, my God.
00:02:54Oh, my God.
00:02:55Asher?
00:02:56Oh, my God.
00:02:57What are you doing?
00:02:58Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:02:59It's here.
00:03:00Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:01Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:02Sure.
00:03:03Sure.
00:03:04Let's go on.
00:03:05How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:06Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:07We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:08Can you swear?
00:03:09Thank you, sir.
00:03:10Friends forever.
00:03:11Stop doing that.
00:03:12Oh, my God.
00:03:13Oh, my God.
00:03:14Oh, my God.
00:03:15Oh, my God.
00:03:16Oh, my God.
00:03:17Oh, my God.
00:03:18Asher?
00:03:19Oh, my God.
00:03:20Oh, my God.
00:03:21Asher?
00:03:22What are you doing?
00:03:23Oh, I'm drowning my sorrows, you.
00:03:24See you.
00:03:25Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:26Do you want to grab a drink?
00:03:27Sure.
00:03:28Sure.
00:03:29How did I ever lose touch with my undergrad BFF?
00:03:30Uh, life, I guess.
00:03:31Well, we should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:32Pinky swear?
00:03:33Pinky swear.
00:03:34Friends forever.
00:03:35Stop doing that.
00:03:38We should vow to never let that happen again.
00:03:41Pinky swear?
00:03:42Pinky swear.
00:03:43Friends forever.
00:03:44Friends forever.
00:03:45Stop doing that.
00:03:54Oh, what about work?
00:03:56I actually just started a new job.
00:03:58I'm doing marketing at Gengard.
00:03:59Small world.
00:04:00They're our biggest client.
00:04:01Mmm.
00:04:02No way.
00:04:03Wait, what do you do?
00:04:04I work at a software development start-up.
00:04:08Hey.
00:04:09Good school.
00:04:10What about your love life?
00:04:11What?
00:04:12What about your love life?
00:04:13Oh, my God.
00:04:14Years of bad sex with jerks.
00:04:15A lifetime of one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:18Cheers, mate.
00:04:19How about we?
00:04:20Stop it.
00:04:21No.
00:04:22Hey, we're friends.
00:04:23Well, if you ever do on an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:24Sex ruins everything.
00:04:25Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:26I'll be your wingwoman though.
00:04:27Eh.
00:04:28It's time a one-night stands with shallow women.
00:04:31Cheers, mate!
00:04:35How about we?
00:04:38Stop it.
00:04:40No, hey, we're friends.
00:04:43Well, if you ever do want an earth-shattering orgasm, I'm your men.
00:04:47Sex ruins everything.
00:04:50Yeah, I suppose you're right.
00:04:53I'll be your wing-woman, though.
00:04:56You're not your wing-man.
00:05:26I can't remember the last time I had this much fun.
00:05:29I can't remember the last time I laughed this hard.
00:05:33I think I peed myself a little bit.
00:05:36I have that effect on women.
00:05:40I have that effect on women.
00:05:41I forgot how pretty you are.
00:05:42Thanks.
00:05:43I think.
00:05:44I'll never lose touch again.
00:05:45Friends forever?
00:05:46No.
00:05:47No.
00:05:48No.
00:05:49No.
00:05:50No.
00:05:51No.
00:05:52No.
00:05:53No.
00:05:54No.
00:05:55No.
00:05:56No.
00:05:57No.
00:05:58What?
00:05:59No.
00:06:00No.
00:06:01No.
00:06:02No.
00:06:03No.
00:06:04Come on in 2019 here.
00:06:05No.
00:06:06No.
00:06:07No.
00:06:08No.
00:06:09No.
00:06:10No.
00:06:11No.
00:06:12No.
00:06:13No.
00:06:14No.
00:06:15No.
00:06:16It's never loose touch again.
00:06:18I love you.
00:06:48I love you.
00:07:18I love you.
00:07:47Oh my god, what are you doing here?
00:07:53I don't know.
00:07:54What am I doing here?
00:07:56Oh, my head.
00:07:58My head.
00:07:59Feels like there's a bag of nails resting on my brain.
00:08:03Hey, that means since we're here.
00:08:10What?
00:08:11No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:08:12Bad idea.
00:08:13What?
00:08:14Last night was a bad idea.
00:08:17Why?
00:08:17Because, Asher, you're one of my best friends.
00:08:24Fuck, sex reminds everything.
00:08:27I suppose you're right.
00:08:30But still.
00:08:32But still.
00:08:33I have a proposition.
00:08:39What?
00:08:40Friends with benefits.
00:08:42Sex without strings.
00:08:45You do you, I do me.
00:08:48And we do each other.
00:08:53Interesting.
00:08:54Okay, sold.
00:09:05And benefits.
00:09:06And I'll need the marketing report for the fourth quarter.
00:09:36Hello, ladies.
00:09:43Asher?
00:09:47You two know each other?
00:09:49Yeah, we know each other from college.
00:09:53He's one of my best friends.
00:09:55What are you doing here?
00:09:57He's here to see my father.
00:09:59Wait, what?
00:10:00Daddy owns the company.
00:10:02I know.
00:10:03I actually own the company I work at.
00:10:06He's worth billions.
00:10:08And here I thought I knew everything about you.
00:10:10I've been busy since college.
00:10:12Clearly.
00:10:13Listen, I gotta run, but talk to you later?
00:10:18Sure.
00:10:19Good to see you, Beth.
00:10:21You too.
00:10:25Oh, what a man.
00:10:38What's this?
00:10:40I took the liberty of drawing up a friends with benefits contract.
00:10:43A contract?
00:10:44It outlines the parameters of our relationship.
00:10:47Okay.
00:10:48Article 1.
00:10:49Nobody knows.
00:10:50It might get in the way of us seeing other people.
00:10:53Good point.
00:10:54Article 2.
00:10:55We meet at a mutually agreed upon place, at a mutually agreed upon time.
00:10:59Okay.
00:11:00Article 3.
00:11:01Honesty and transparency are a must.
00:11:03Agreed.
00:11:04Article 4.
00:11:05No lies.
00:11:06No lies.
00:11:07Article 5.
00:11:08Once one party sleeps with another person, the agreement is over.
00:11:21I don't like that one.
00:11:23Gets too complicated otherwise.
00:11:29Fine.
00:11:32And finally.
00:11:38Friends first.
00:11:40Friends first.
00:11:51Let's eat.
00:11:52Let's eat.
00:11:53Tell that to trainers.
00:11:54Let's eat.
00:11:55Good.
00:11:56Any children.
00:11:57Okay.
00:12:00Oh, my.
00:12:01Literally.
00:12:02I don't still disagree.
00:12:03Damn.
00:12:04If you.
00:12:09Happy, Happy, Your situation.
00:12:10Stay really.
00:12:13Yeah, man.
00:12:14Whatever this night drei a night.
00:12:16That hak slapping?
00:12:17Whatever.
00:12:18Yeah.
00:12:19Finally.
00:12:20Hello.
00:12:21radio have ashes.
00:12:22No, I think the wife did it, and I think you're insane.
00:12:51No, you do, too.
00:12:55Stop it.
00:13:00Will you go out with me?
00:13:03What?
00:13:04On a date.
00:13:05Will you go on a date with me?
00:13:08A real one.
00:13:10No.
00:13:16Why?
00:13:18I mean, no, the contract.
00:13:20Uh, forget the contract.
00:13:22No, friends first.
00:13:24Remember?
00:13:26Sex, romance, it ruins everything.
00:13:32Asher, you mean way too much to me for that.
00:13:34Come on.
00:13:45Friends first.
00:13:47Friends first.
00:13:55Friends first.
00:13:58So, see you at seven tonight?
00:14:10Yes, you will.
00:14:11He asked me out.
00:14:26He asked me out.
00:14:28Breathe, Beth.
00:14:29Breathe.
00:14:30I've been crushing on him for so long.
00:14:33On Asher?
00:14:34Yes.
00:14:35He asked you out?
00:14:36Yes.
00:14:37On a date?
00:14:38Yes, yes, yes.
00:14:40Will you grab a coffee with me later?
00:14:41Because you two are such good friends.
00:14:43You can give me some tips.
00:14:45Oh.
00:14:47Um.
00:14:47Yeah, okay.
00:14:49I gotta go.
00:14:51Getting a mini-pedi ready for the big plate.
00:14:53I'm totally freaking out.
00:14:57Bye.
00:14:58Bye.
00:14:58Bye.
00:15:08Where was he born?
00:15:08Philadelphia.
00:15:10Philadelphia.
00:15:11Uh, favorite food?
00:15:12Um, he likes hot fudge sundaes.
00:15:19Oh, hot fudge sundae.
00:15:22I like your pen.
00:15:24I've never seen that color before.
00:15:25Daddy has a made for me special.
00:15:27It's my favorite color, heliotrope purple.
00:15:30Cool.
00:15:31What about sports?
00:15:34Ruth, why don't you just ask him this yourself?
00:15:36On your date?
00:15:38I can't do that.
00:15:39If I'm gonna marry this man, he's gotta think we're meant to be.
00:15:42Uh, marry.
00:15:45You got a problem with that?
00:15:52Why have the two of you never hooked up anyhow?
00:15:56Me and Asher?
00:15:59No.
00:16:00No, no, no.
00:16:01Never.
00:16:02He's...
00:16:03We're friends.
00:16:05We're best friends.
00:16:06Good.
00:16:07By the way, I love your outfit.
00:16:09Where'd you get it?
00:16:11Oh, Mason's on 3rd.
00:16:12It's super cute.
00:16:14Okay, let's carry on.
00:16:16Uh, siblings?
00:16:21And being an only child.
00:16:24I was an only child as well.
00:16:25Really?
00:16:26Cool.
00:16:28Anyhow, being an only child, my parents sent me to art camp in Philadelphia.
00:16:31I was born in Philly.
00:16:34Shut up.
00:16:35It's my favorite city.
00:16:37Where was the school?
00:16:40Um, I...
00:16:42Can I interest you in some dessert?
00:16:46Mm-hmm.
00:16:50How about we, um, share a hot fudge sundae?
00:16:55That is my favorite dessert.
00:16:56I can't believe how much we have in common.
00:17:07I had a wonderful time.
00:17:10I really hope we can do this again.
00:17:14That would be great.
00:17:16Good night.
00:17:17Oh, my.
00:17:21Okay.
00:17:22Thank you?
00:17:26Listen.
00:17:27I should really head out.
00:17:31Um, take care.
00:17:32Why don't you come up?
00:17:36And I will fuck you.
00:17:37It's within an inch of your life.
00:17:40Where are we?
00:17:40Oh.
00:17:41Oh.
00:17:42Um, I don't think that would be such a good idea.
00:17:46Why?
00:17:47Because I've sworn off one-night stands.
00:17:51I'm a one-night stand?
00:17:53No, no, it...
00:17:54That's not what I meant.
00:17:55It's just...
00:17:57Sex ruins everything.
00:18:00Let's wait.
00:18:00So, it can be perfect.
00:18:05Yeah?
00:18:08Yes!
00:18:12Okay.
00:18:14Toodles!
00:18:21Beth?
00:18:23It was nice.
00:18:25We have a lot in common.
00:18:29Are you...
00:18:30Jealous?
00:18:33No.
00:18:37Did you, um...
00:18:40Did you sleep together?
00:18:42No.
00:18:43But not for a lack of her trying.
00:18:46Beth?
00:18:47She's an animal.
00:18:48Oh.
00:18:50God.
00:18:50Stop it.
00:18:51Stop it.
00:18:52Besides, I don't want to ruin our arrangement.
00:18:55Not for Beth, you don't.
00:18:57Yeah, my days of one-night stands are over.
00:18:59I want to wait.
00:19:00Just in case she is the one.
00:19:04You never know.
00:19:05I want to get off on the right foot.
00:19:06I'm never getting married.
00:19:15I'm ready to settle down.
00:19:19Oh.
00:19:22You do you.
00:19:24To each his own.
00:19:26Agreed.
00:19:27Did you steal my fudge?
00:19:28Maybe.
00:19:28Give it back.
00:19:29Give it back.
00:19:30Come on.
00:19:31Mm-mm.
00:19:31It's not for you.
00:19:32Mm.
00:19:33Mm.
00:19:34It's my strawberry.
00:19:35All right.
00:19:35Ha ha.
00:19:37Ha ha.
00:19:39Ha ha.
00:19:39Ha ha.
00:19:42That was rude.
00:19:44It's not for you.
00:19:44It's not for you.
00:19:45It's not for you.
00:19:45It's not for you.
00:19:46It's not for you.
00:19:46It's not for you.
00:19:47It's not for you.
00:19:47It's not for you.
00:19:48It's not for you.
00:19:48It's not for you.
00:19:49It's not for you.
00:19:49It's not for you.
00:19:49It's not for you.
00:19:50It's not for you.
00:19:50It's not for you.
00:19:50It's not for you.
00:19:51It's not for you.
00:19:51It's not for you.
00:19:52It's not for you.
00:19:52It's not for you.
00:19:53It's not for you.
00:19:53It's not for you.
00:19:54It's not for you.
00:19:54It's not for you.
00:19:55It's not for you.
00:19:55It's not for you.
00:19:56It's not for you.
00:19:57Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:19You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:23True love does not exist.
00:20:25You will only get hurt, he is your friend, don't blow it, friendship first.
00:20:33Leanne Lamont, you do not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:37You will not have feelings for Asher.
00:20:39True love does not exist, you will only get hurt.
00:20:43He is your friend, don't blow it.
00:20:48Friendship first.
00:20:51Leanne Lamont.
00:20:55Leanne Lamont.
00:21:01Leanne Lamont.
00:21:03Leanne Lamont.
00:21:05Leanne Lamont.
00:21:13Leanne Lamont.
00:21:15Leanne Lamont.
00:21:17Leanne Lamont.
00:21:18Leanne Lamont.
00:21:19Leanne Lamont.
00:21:20Leanne Lamont.
00:21:21Leanne Lamont.
00:21:22Leanne Lamont.
00:21:23Leanne Lamont.
00:21:24Leanne Lamont.
00:21:25I'm so sorry.
00:21:27My bad, my fault.
00:21:29Hang on.
00:21:32You got a tissue?
00:21:37Here, let me.
00:21:39Hey, what are you doing? Stop cock-plucking me.
00:21:41Oh, I didn't realize.
00:21:44Hey, Asher.
00:21:47Eric.
00:21:50Okay.
00:21:52Well, see you guys later.
00:21:55Here.
00:22:02I'm Leanne, by the way.
00:22:04I'm Eric.
00:22:14That was fun.
00:22:16Yeah, was that fun, or was Eric fun?
00:22:22Both.
00:22:22Okay.
00:22:23You got to watch out for him. He's a player.
00:22:26So what?
00:22:28Think I can't handle myself?
00:22:30No, that's not what I'm saying.
00:22:33Oh my God.
00:22:35Are you jealous?
00:22:37No, I'm not jealous.
00:22:38Why would I be jealous?
00:22:40We're friends with benefits.
00:22:41Remember?
00:22:41You don't have to be a dick about it.
00:22:46Okay, I'm not being a dick.
00:22:48You're just making another bad choice.
00:22:50I can handle myself.
00:22:55Yeah, fine.
00:22:57Be that way.
00:23:01You know, maybe things are getting too complicated.
00:23:05Maybe we need to end this arrangement.
00:23:09Maybe you're so shut down that you can only date asshole men.
00:23:18Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:23Maybe I will.
00:23:24Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:25May I not be jealous of you?
00:23:26Maybe you should go fuck yourself.
00:23:27Yes, sir.
00:23:27Yes, sir.
00:23:35That's a good one.
00:23:37Flows for Mrs. Lean Lemon.
00:23:38That's me.
00:23:38Oh, my God.
00:23:39It's me. Oh my god.
00:23:45I'm Eric.
00:23:53What are you doing here?
00:23:55Had a meeting with best dad.
00:23:59That's from Eric?
00:24:01Yes.
00:24:05They're nice.
00:24:09Listen.
00:24:11I'm really sorry about last night.
00:24:15I was out of line.
00:24:17No.
00:24:19No, I was out of line.
00:24:23I'm so sorry about the slap.
00:24:27Oh my god.
00:24:29Yeah, I deserved it.
00:24:35Friends forever?
00:24:37Friends forever.
00:24:41Dinner later?
00:24:43Sounds awesome.
00:24:45Someone's in a good mood.
00:24:55Someone's in a good mood.
00:25:07Oh, it's just...
00:25:09I'm just so happy.
00:25:11You know, Leanne, I think I like Asher a lot.
00:25:17I think he could be the one.
00:25:19Oh.
00:25:21I think I'm falling in love.
00:25:23You've only just started dating.
00:25:25Have you ever had a connection that's just so deep, so immediate that you just know?
00:25:33Yeah.
00:25:35Yeah.
00:25:37That's us.
00:25:39You know, he told me he wants us to wait for sex.
00:25:43He says he wants to build a strong foundation first.
00:25:49I hope you aren't jealous.
00:25:51Oh.
00:25:53No.
00:25:54I don't know.
00:25:55I just want him to be happy.
00:25:57By the way, I love your lipstick.
00:25:59It's so unique.
00:26:01What color is it?
00:26:03Paris pink.
00:26:04I love it.
00:26:05Anyway, gotta go.
00:26:07Toodles.
00:26:09Why are you so down?
00:26:19What's wrong?
00:26:21Nothing.
00:26:23Famous last words.
00:26:25Is it attic?
00:26:29Of course not.
00:26:31How's Beth, by the way?
00:26:33She thinks that you're gonna settle down with her.
00:26:35Yeah, you never know.
00:26:39Give me your hand.
00:26:42I'll tell you what's gonna happen.
00:26:44Come on.
00:26:45Okay.
00:26:46Okay.
00:26:47This is your lifeline.
00:26:50It's long.
00:26:52If you have a nice long life.
00:26:55Okay.
00:26:56This is your headline for wisdom.
00:26:59Mhm.
00:27:00And looks like you have done some stupid things.
00:27:05And this is your love line.
00:27:10So you've got a rocky beginning over here.
00:27:14But you have a long line of love ahead of you.
00:27:19You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:42Great idea.
00:27:43You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:44Great idea.
00:27:45You wanna go home and fuck?
00:27:46Great idea.
00:27:47Big.
00:27:48Great idea.
00:27:49Great idea.
00:27:50Yeah.
00:27:51Yeah.
00:27:52God.
00:27:53Yeah.
00:27:54Yeah.
00:27:55Yeah.
00:27:56Yeah.
00:27:57Yeah.
00:27:58Yeah.
00:27:59That's a bad idea.
00:28:01Yeah.
00:28:02Yeah.
00:28:03If you then, you'll.
00:28:04Yeah.
00:28:05Wow.
00:28:06Ooh.
00:28:07Oh.
00:28:08Yeah.
00:28:09Yeah.
00:28:10Yeah.
00:28:12I'm gonna come in there.
00:28:13Yeah.
00:28:15Yeah.
00:28:15It looks like we had fun last night.
00:28:44Do you have a key?
00:28:45Oh, nice trick.
00:29:14Right?
00:29:15Yeah.
00:29:16Who is that?
00:29:21I have no idea.
00:29:23Hello?
00:29:24Your front door was unlocked.
00:29:25My front door!
00:29:31Oh, nice.
00:29:32How could you?
00:29:33Beth!
00:29:34Wait, Beth!
00:29:38Wait, Beth!
00:29:39Oh, fuck.
00:29:40What have I done?
00:29:45What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:46What do you mean, what have you done?
00:29:47Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:53Hey!
00:29:54What are you doing?
00:29:55Beth, it's not what it looks like!
00:29:56What are you doing?
00:29:57I'm leaving.
00:29:58I'm getting dressed.
00:29:59I'm going.
00:30:00I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:01I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:02You didn't do anything.
00:30:03It was me.
00:30:04I fucked up.
00:30:06You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:07It wasn't.
00:30:08It isn't.
00:30:09It doesn't matter.
00:30:10I fucked up.
00:30:11What are you doing?
00:30:12Whatever it is, it was.
00:30:13I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:14I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:16Yeah.
00:30:18I like to have a friend attack.
00:30:19I'm leaving.
00:30:20I'm getting dressed.
00:30:21I'm getting dressed.
00:30:22I'm going.
00:30:23I'm feeling kind of yucky right now.
00:30:24I'm sorry, okay?
00:30:25You didn't do anything.
00:30:26It was me.
00:30:27I fucked up.
00:30:28You said it wasn't serious.
00:30:29It wasn't, it doesn't matter.
00:30:30I fucked up.
00:30:31Whatever it is.
00:30:32It was.
00:30:33I fucked it up, okay?
00:30:34I guess it's time for us to end this friends with benefits thing.
00:30:39Yeah.
00:30:41Hans first.
00:30:51Hans first.
00:31:01Hey, Beth.
00:31:09Go away!
00:31:11I need to talk to you.
00:31:18I'd fire her, except Daddy said we'd get sued.
00:31:22You, on the other hand, I don't want to speak to you ever again.
00:31:25It's not what you think, okay?
00:31:27It was a stupid game, friends with benefits, but it's over now, okay?
00:31:30I promise.
00:31:38Do you love her?
00:31:40Of course not.
00:31:41Okay, she means nothing to me.
00:31:45Really?
00:31:47Hey, I want to see what happens between us, you and me.
00:31:53Please, give me another chance.
00:32:02I suppose.
00:32:06Okay.
00:32:10Okay.
00:32:10Leigh-Anne, it's me again.
00:32:23Don't know why you're avoiding me.
00:32:25I'm so confused.
00:32:27Friends forever, remember?
00:32:28Eric.
00:32:34Eric.
00:32:35Hi.
00:32:37I'm sorry if it's been a while.
00:32:39I know I've been out of touch, but...
00:32:42I would love to see you again, if you're up for it.
00:32:54Asher?
00:32:55Asher, it's me.
00:32:56I haven't heard from you in like four hours.
00:32:58What's going on?
00:32:59Are you with Leigh-Anne?
00:33:00I don't know what I did to drive you away, but I'll leave you alone now.
00:33:20If you ever want to be friends again, you know where to find me.
00:33:24It's Eric.
00:33:46It's Eric.
00:33:46Leave a message.
00:33:46Hey, Eric.
00:33:49Um, I just wanted to say that I had a great time the other night, and I wanted to see what
00:33:55you were doing later.
00:33:56Asher?
00:33:57Asher, where are you?
00:33:59Why won't you call me back?
00:34:01I know you're with her.
00:34:02You lied to me.
00:34:05Okay.
00:34:06Miss you.
00:34:07Call me.
00:34:08Bye.
00:34:13Beth, I got your 35 messages.
00:34:17Um, listen.
00:34:19I'd really like to get to know you better and spend some time with you, but maybe we need
00:34:24to slow things down a bit.
00:34:26I'll call you when I can.
00:34:28Hey, hey, hey, babe.
00:34:56Slow down.
00:34:58To love.
00:35:06Wait.
00:35:08Love sucks.
00:35:12Okay.
00:35:14I think we've had enough.
00:35:17How about we head back to the mud?
00:35:23Fabulous.
00:35:24Easy.
00:35:27Easy.
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00:35:51What a good evening.
00:36:21I'm just so happy to see you again.
00:36:29Yeah, I'm sorry. I've been aloof. Just been going through some stuff.
00:36:32You want to talk about it, baby?
00:36:34No, that's okay. Just life.
00:36:36Is it Leanne?
00:36:38I don't want to talk about Leanne.
00:36:41You know her and Eric have gotten hot and heavy.
00:36:43I thought she wasn't into Eric.
00:36:45Well, when I was out and about this morning, I saw her leaving Eric's apartment.
00:36:51And would look like her clothes from last night.
00:36:54No way. She would never. He's a knob.
00:36:57Which is why I grabbed a photo.
00:37:03I guess she's not the same you think she is.
00:37:21What a good evening is that he loves you.
00:37:23It's like the house to take responsibility and take responsibility.
00:37:25It's so bad that he's not going to take responsibility.
00:37:27He loves you.
00:37:30And he did me.
00:37:32I was just looking for you.
00:37:34I was just looking for you.
00:37:36As you know the name of he has gotten ready for you.
00:37:38I was looking for you as a woman.
00:37:40The name of someone.
00:37:41I was like bed, but I was looking for you now.
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00:40:44Like, six times?
00:40:46You said you wanted to see where things went.
00:40:49Yes, and unfortunately, they went in another direction.
00:40:52I'm so sorry. I never meant to hurt you.
00:40:56You're fired!
00:40:58You can't fire me. I don't work at your company, and I own mine.
00:41:03I'll fire Leanne.
00:41:05You can't. She'll sue.
00:41:08Okay, you're a terrific girl, and I really enjoyed our time together.
00:41:12And more than anything, I truly hope that we can remain friends.
00:41:18Yeah.
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00:43:10How about a hotel this time?
00:43:15We need to be super careful that Asher doesn't find out.
00:43:21Love, her friend with benefits, Leanne.
00:43:26XO, XO.
00:43:29When Asher reads this text, he's definitely going to want to break up with you and Leanne.
00:43:38I can't believe you think I'm lying.
00:43:40Then how do you explain this text?
00:43:42I don't know. I didn't send it.
00:43:45You've been sneaking around with Eric and accidentally sent me a text meant for him.
00:43:52I'm not going to be so stupid.
00:43:54I am not seeing Eric.
00:43:56Eric, why would I cheat on you?
00:43:59You're my lover. You're my best friend.
00:44:02Lear, yeah.
00:44:06I am not a cheater.
00:44:08I did not send that text and I don't know how it got there, but if you want to break up over this, then fine.
00:44:12I do.
00:44:23Okay.
00:44:23Okay.
00:44:24All right.
00:44:25Okay.
00:44:26Okay.
00:44:27Okay.
00:44:27Come on.
00:44:58I will, I will, I will!
00:45:10Wondering if you prefer cream puffs or cheesecake for the dessert.
00:45:13Or both. Thoughts?
00:45:18Please, don't marry her.
00:45:21You don't love her.
00:45:23You're rebounding.
00:45:28I'm thinking chartreuse and pink for the bridesmaids. Thoughts?
00:45:35A string quartet instead of a jazz trio. Thoughts?
00:45:41They say he's the photographer to the stars. Thoughts?
00:45:45Seat your uncle Harold next to my second cousin once removed.
00:46:03I think they'd really get along because it turns out that they both have the same dog.
00:46:08Did you know that? It's crazy.
00:46:10Oh my god.
00:46:27Hello?
00:46:27Did you, uh, get my messages?
00:46:33You're going to love the photographer. He's awesome.
00:46:36I have tons of dresses and shoes to try on for you.
00:46:38And there's more with the doorman.
00:46:39Could you run down and grab them?
00:46:41Sure.
00:46:42Thanks.
00:46:42Beth, you have got to end this friendship once and for all.
00:47:04You are gone, Leanne Lamont.
00:47:16Once I'm done with this, he is never going to want to see you again.
00:47:20Ever.
00:47:21Our relationship to you and your company is officially terminated.
00:47:32Effective now.
00:47:34Wait, what?
00:47:37Our source indicates you've been selling Fallon Industry Secrets to our competitors.
00:47:42Who's the source?
00:47:43Oh my god.
00:47:50Why would she do this?
00:47:52Lovers scorned, I suppose.
00:47:54No, it's not true. This will ruin me.
00:47:56You know, Asha, I have half a mind to call off your wedding to my Bethy-Wethy this weekend.
00:48:02But she'd never speak to me again.
00:48:07So I'm stuck with you.
00:48:09Mr. Fallon, I swear, this isn't true.
00:48:12It doesn't matter at this point.
00:48:14It's already in the trades.
00:48:17You're toxic, Asha.
00:48:19Nobody will touch you.
00:48:21So now you get your ass out of my office.
00:48:33Asha?
00:48:33You bitch.
00:48:35What?
00:48:36You jealous bitch.
00:48:38What are you doing? What are you...
00:48:40I'm getting married to someone else on Saturday.
00:48:42So you got jealous and decided to ruin me.
00:48:45Honey?
00:48:47What are you talking about?
00:48:48I would never try to ruin you.
00:48:51Well, job well done.
00:48:53Okay, let's just figure this out.
00:48:54Stay away from me.
00:48:57Asha, you're one of my best friends.
00:49:00We are not friends.
00:49:03Okay, we are nothing.
00:49:04Stay away from me.
00:49:07Don't contact me.
00:49:08Don't speak to me.
00:49:09Don't look at me.
00:49:16You are dead to me.
00:49:17I don't know.
00:49:18Okay.
00:49:19I've gone to my house.
00:49:20Oh, my God.
00:49:21Alright.
00:49:29Alright.
00:49:30Oh, my God.
00:50:00Oh, my God.
00:50:30Oh, my God.
00:51:00Oh, my God.
00:51:30Oh, my God.
00:52:00Oh, my God, this is crazy.
00:52:21I didn't write this.
00:52:28Heliotrope purple.
00:52:31It was Beth.
00:52:38Heliotrope purple.
00:52:40Oh, it was Beth.
00:52:45She's been trying to break us up all along.
00:52:48Oh, my God.
00:52:50Huntington's had her day.
00:52:51I have to warn him.
00:52:52Come on, come on, come on.
00:52:55Come on, come on.
00:52:55Come on, come on.
00:52:59Come on.
00:53:05Shit, he blocked me?
00:53:07Beth?
00:53:08Beth?
00:53:09Beth?
00:53:14Bess?
00:53:44Bess?
00:53:54Bess?
00:53:59Bess?
00:54:04Bess?
00:54:22Bess?
00:54:27Bess?
00:54:37Oh my god.
00:54:40She's insane.
00:54:42What are you doing here?
00:54:46Bess?
00:54:49You set me up.
00:54:51You've been trying to break us up, you bitch.
00:54:54I'd say you're in no position to be making accusations, but you're right.
00:54:58And I won.
00:55:02You stay away from me.
00:55:04You're insane.
00:55:08I'll scream.
00:55:10Nobody will hear you.
00:55:17I can't let you ruin my wedding, Leanne.
00:55:23I'm not gonna ruin your wedding.
00:55:25I promise.
00:55:26Beth.
00:55:27Okay?
00:55:28You and Asher are...
00:55:30You're a great couple.
00:55:32He loves you.
00:55:34Why don't I just go away?
00:55:38I'll move.
00:55:40I'll quit my job.
00:55:42Just...
00:55:43Please.
00:55:44Beth.
00:55:45Don't hurt me.
00:55:48Okay?
00:55:49I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:51But you've gotta go.
00:55:54I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:55:56But you've gotta go.
00:55:58I'm sorry, Leanne.
00:56:02But you've gotta go.
00:56:04No!
00:56:05I can...
00:56:06No!
00:56:07No!
00:56:08I can...
00:56:09I can't...
00:56:39I can't...
00:57:09Don't bother.
00:57:24That pipe's in there good.
00:57:25You're not going anywhere.
00:57:29You're crazy.
00:57:31You're never getting away with it.
00:57:34Oh, and I will.
00:57:35See, I'm getting married today.
00:57:37And then we'll go on our honeymoon.
00:57:39And when I get back, you'll be dead.
00:57:43I hear starvation is a long and painful death.
00:57:51You bitch.
00:57:53You bitch!
00:57:54Oh, and by the way, you're fired.
00:58:01Toodles!
00:58:02Oh, and by the way, you're killed.
00:58:08Toodles!
01:00:40Come on, dearly beloved.
01:00:42We are gathered here today.
01:00:43Let's go finish it.
01:00:44Mr. Fallon, your daughter wrote this letter, not me, on which she forged my signature.
01:00:52What?
01:00:52It's completely absurd.
01:00:58Is this true?
01:00:59She's crazy.
01:01:00Security!
01:01:02She confessed to it all last night, right after she tried to kill me.
01:01:07No, Asher, you love me.
01:01:10We're getting married today.
01:01:12Go, go, go!
01:01:15Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:17You're ruining everything!
01:01:23Go away, you crazy bitch!
01:01:25You're ruining everything!
01:01:27Beth, how could you?
01:01:30I did it for you, baby, for us.
01:01:32Get off me!
01:01:37I will kill you.
01:01:39I will kill you!
01:01:40Just...
01:01:40Get off me!
01:01:42Get off me!
01:01:44Get off me!
01:01:45Hey!
01:01:45No!
01:01:46No, no, no, no!
01:01:51No!
01:01:51Beth, not all to take me!
01:01:53Asher, run over me!
01:01:54You're not going to be away!
01:01:56Oh!
01:01:57Oh!
01:01:57Oh!
01:01:58Hey!
01:02:00You okay?
01:02:03Yeah, I think so.
01:02:05Okay.
01:02:06Good.
01:02:07Dad, someone grab a chair.
01:02:13You okay?
01:02:15Yeah, I think so.
01:02:17Okay.
01:02:19Good.
01:02:20Dad, someone grab a chair.
01:02:27Babe.
01:02:28Hey, wake up, babe.
01:02:30Baby, wake up.
01:02:32Baby.
01:02:32Hey, wake up.
01:02:34Wake up, baby.
01:02:35The end.
01:02:36Oh.
01:02:38Asher.
01:02:39Yes, it's me.
01:02:40And it's all over.
01:02:47I'm so sorry for everything.
01:02:50I'm more sorry.
01:02:52You saved me.
01:02:53You're my hero.
01:02:58Asher, I love you.
01:03:02I love you, Leigh.
01:03:06Let me help you.
01:03:09Come on.
01:03:16But before I take you to the hospital, I have a question to ask you.
01:03:21Will you marry me?
01:03:34Yes.
01:03:34Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes.
01:03:42They say that sex ruins everything.
01:03:46But sometimes, it makes everything better.