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00:00My guy is there.
00:16What?
00:17See you soon.
00:18I did.
00:19Enjoy.
00:20I'm on the Alpha.
00:21International.
00:22I do.
00:23So are you boss like this?
00:24Alpha.
00:25Alpha.
00:26How would they say for you?
00:27How would they say for you?
00:28We have a lad like this, and the captain will carry me.
00:31You get to go and get business.
00:33We are carrying like this.
00:34And you know, I should not be greedy for business.
00:37You know, if one hand wash the other hand, the other hand wash out.
00:41And I know who to do this business alone.
00:43I was involved with you and you.
00:46I was involved with Patowski.
00:47But Patowski traveled.
00:49So I didn't know they were involved.
00:51I didn't know if they talked to me.
00:54I say they got one.
00:56They're very, very chaucy, and three heads, and better, I suppose, better pass too.
01:00But wait first, Amanda, before you go far, I hope it is not business that we put us in police trouble.
01:05Because me, I've decided that this year, I don't want to have anything to do with police.
01:10As a matter of fact, I've hoped to pass in front of a police station before they arrest me for past crime.
01:15Me, Seth, where we are online international, I don't decide, say, this year, I don't go do anything where they're putting me for trouble or putting anybody for trouble.
01:21This won't be very easy.
01:23And you know, I don't want to work for one man shop, security man.
01:27I hear my pen, I see my guy making money with the bush baby mat.
01:32Hi, my brother, this is the way I talk, if you they see me.
01:36Man, I don't want to be laughed to sell you.
01:39Wait, I can get this clear.
01:42You may see your guy get fat when you say they manufacture or produce bush baby mats.
01:49No, no, I don't want to say it, so he'll do it.
01:51The matter is, you know, for this, you compare the way with the state.
01:55Every night, Nassou picking up the crack.
01:58And now, Nassou and me and Marroga, they're the compound.
02:01Nassou one day, I can tiptoe, I can tiptoe.
02:03As I departs Marroga window, Nassou, I can see Marroga.
02:06He can open the wardrobe, he can bring the Bush baby mask, he can make a program.
02:11And he can drop the top, cross the hand for his shoulder, come disappear.
02:15He disappeared?
02:16Tobias, where did he disappear?
02:17I won't take me where he disappeared, go.
02:19The only good thing, he said, I think, we appear back.
02:22Now, with the bag of money for his hand, he can't put the Bush baby mask, he can't put that back up on his side of the room.
02:29He put the mask back inside of the room.
02:31Yes.
02:32But wait, Amun, how did you know that that mask that your Nassou crime on town, how did you know that it is Bush baby mask?
02:39Go, go, go, go, go, go, laugh.
02:42There is Bush baby mask on Google.
02:43Oh, you know, you think, as I do like this, we are the brain business.
02:47It is an open intelligence, you know, book or dinner.
02:50Education is there for the matter.
02:52It is there for Google.
02:53Go Google, you go see him.
02:57I hear you.
02:58Well, I get a passport.
03:01Anyway, so, what is the plan?
03:04We forget the plan first, we go plan.
03:06We can go carry chair, we consider, so we can fix the plan.
03:09Now, you say, your guy, they use Bush baby mask, they call them money, so you want me to go on a house now?
03:25I want me to teach the money when you say, your guy, they disappear with the combat from the Bush baby kingdom.
03:31Not be waiting at the talk with that.
03:33Not be to go carry the money when you talk about.
03:35I want me to go, when they get them the source of the money, go, go.
03:39My dear, with that Bush baby mask, my dear, I want me to go.
03:42And it don't be easy.
03:43My younger, I don't get a spare key for the door and he will throw.
03:47Understand?
03:48And he don't travel this morning as I follow my talk.
03:51He go return back in the next three days.
03:53So now, if we don't move the mask now, we will go test down to disappear.
04:00Go Bush baby kingdom, go bring money, confess.
04:03You do, man?
04:04No, I'm a good idea with that, too.
04:10Why are you looking at me?
04:12Why are you looking at me?
04:13But it's the idea, don't even think about it.
04:16Don't go there.
04:17I'm not interested.
04:18There's no way.
04:19I mean, stop now.
04:20What kind of thing is that one?
04:21Why would I be the one to prime Bush baby mask?
04:25See, count me out.
04:27I am not interested.
04:28So, you're not going to follow us, go call her the mask.
04:30I will not.
04:31I'm not following you people.
04:32Because if I follow you, dear, you people will carry me.
04:34Put me on the mask, my phone.
04:36Understand?
04:38I don't want to talk about it anymore.
04:40Akbar!
04:41See?
04:42Leva, Leva, Leva.
04:43Leva, we're going to run it to ourself.
04:45I never want me to go to Vegas for this business plan for us.
04:47Leva, Leva, Leva.
04:49The person has more challenge.
04:50Go Shestown.
04:57Alphan, Alphan.
05:00Alphan, Alphan, Alphan, Alphan, Alphan.
05:02Is there money that is inside that bag?
05:04Yes, yes.
05:06How do you concern me?
05:07You can be how you can concern me.
05:08You didn't say that you use a mask to grab correct money now.
05:12Yes, but how do you use the mask to carry plenty money when they come back?
05:15Plenty money.
05:16Let me see.
05:17If, if, if, if, if, if, let me use a mask to kiss you, where do you worry?
05:21You know, I don't go see the money when they get this bag.
05:23Your nose don't smell.
05:25No, no, no.
05:26Yes, ma'am.
05:26Yes, ma'am.
05:26You see, ah.
05:27Yes, ma'am.
05:27Yes, ma'am, Bruno, when we, you know, we pull us go for the oppression.
05:31So, you know, we enjoy inside the money.
05:32Eh, it's not fair.
05:34It's because I was scared.
05:36I was scared.
05:36Yes, scared, though.
05:37Now for poor people.
05:38I was scared.
05:39You know, no one take risk.
05:42Auntie, you are ready not to be scared, though.
05:44I use this mask to carry your mask.
05:46I'm going to wear my mask.
05:47I'm going to wear my mask.
05:47I'm going to wear my mask.
05:48That's right.
05:49And me and my mother, they go back.
05:51They go to deposit.
05:52One open foreign account.
05:54God.
05:55That's all.
05:56Take care, take care.
05:58I have good luck.
05:59So, what are you ready for mask to be here?
06:01You can go go there, you know.
06:03It's free.
06:03Go, go, go, go.
06:04Go, go, go.
06:04Go back.
06:05It's if it's chill.
06:06Have you?
06:06Go back.
06:07Back manager direct.
06:08Man, back manager give up beer.
06:10What do I want?
06:12I'll check in luck.
06:12Remember what I did there?
06:14Don't you think we're not doing this.
06:15I'm not being in this.
06:16Stop being scared, though.
06:17I'm not going to go back.
06:19I'm not going to go back.
06:19I'm not going to go back.
06:20I've lost her in very soon.
06:29But wait, huh?
06:31Why am I still scared now?
06:33Eh, I'm not going to say that they use the mask.
06:36They don't collect money.
06:37They have good.
06:37They have come back.
06:38They collect their own money.
06:39Nothing happened now.
06:40I'm not going to give up.
06:49I'm not going to give up.
06:50I'm not going to give up.
06:53See, they're going to have a crime.
06:58I'm not going to give up.
07:10That's Agba, they prank us.
07:18They prank us.
07:20Go, go, they front, they front, they front.
07:21Look, I'll go, they give back up.
07:23I'll give back up, now, check on that side.
07:26Agba.
07:32Wait.
07:33You got to check that side.
07:34Agba.
07:35I plan no big Richard 11 away.
07:41I mean no small Richard 11 away person no goes here.
07:43Agba.
07:44Agba.
07:45Agba.
07:46I got the two.
07:47Let's get the two, man.
07:48Mo check is helping.
07:49Agba.
07:50Agba.
07:51Agba.
07:52Agba.
07:53Agba.
07:54Agba.
07:55Agba.
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08:00Agba.
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08:27Agba.
08:28Agba.
08:29Agba.
08:30Agba.
08:31Agba.
08:32Agba.
08:33they talk. He can't collect money from me. He promised that he would bring him. He would
08:39not bring him. I did not. Which of my friends are? Is it Oruma? Not Oruma. Oh, it's Amonla.
08:46Is it Amonla? Amonla? It is not Amonla. Now that woman, you don't call himself Shiv,
08:52always they come here. That must be Amonla's organ. Hey, what about Oruma? Are you saying
08:58that Oruma and Amonla did not come to this place? I don't know anymore. Now that Shiv
09:02and you, they don't come here. Ha! So bad. So Oruma and Amonla, they use me and they
09:09trick me again. They use me to do practical again. Sir, if you let me go, I will bring
09:17them for you, sir. Who are these? Huh? Who are these? Did you say you don't
09:24want me? No, sir. I don't want me. Like that's you. Where do you want to collect money from
09:28me? And you promise? You don't come bring them. See, but me, I'm not even asking you for
09:32money. I'm not saying you. You bring any money, sir. I don't say bring any money. See, just
09:37let me go! I will!umb my money! See! I'll refund the money, sir. I may
09:40disturb it with my money! I'll refund the money! Oops!
09:44Ha! Ha! Heh! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Hey, ha, ha, ha, ha!
09:51Is he with this? Yes ma'am. Is he with this? Who and you? Is he with this? But it's not in Amonla.
09:56But it's not in Amamiyo, because as you are looking at me like this, I am 500 million
10:02Naira richer.
10:03Wow!
10:07Yes, but wait.
10:10Where the money now?
10:11No, I don't deal with cash now.
10:13I don't deal with cash.
10:15It's right here.
10:16Do these babies wire the money into my account?
10:19Ah!
10:20Wire the money.
10:21Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
10:22See what?
10:23See what?
10:24See what?
10:24Do you know if you show me when you got your own cash?
10:29If you show me, if you give me inside, no, nah, so why would I show you my own?
10:32Ah, man.
10:34Now your brain will just use you.
10:36Now your brain will just warn you.
10:38I don't understand.
10:39See, wait.
10:40I don't understand.
10:41Hey, me, I'm just motivated.
10:43I just want to.
10:44You motivated me?
10:45Yes, man.
10:46Yeah, I want to see.
10:47You tell me you motivate me.
10:48See?
10:50We don't climb the mat, though.
10:51No, come on.
10:52We don't climb the mat.
10:53We don't climb the mat.
10:53No money going inside this bag.
10:56Yeah.
10:58What can I do?
10:59I want to see.
10:59I want to go, we don't motivate you, sir.
11:00We'll get ginger.
11:01Oh, we don't motivate me, sir.
11:03That's good.
11:04Thank you for the motivation.
11:06But that one is your own personal problem.
11:07Because right now, I'm not going to share my money with anybody.
11:11I'm going out now.
11:12I want to go and start to price my car, houses that I'm going to buy, things I'm going to do.
11:17I'm going to pay me the town red.
11:19I'm not going to be your financial advisor.
11:20That's all.
11:21We're not going to be your financial advisor.
11:22I'm not going to be your financial advisor.
11:23I'm not going to be your financial advisor.
11:23See, as I do like this, now me and you, they go.
11:25I'm not giving you for my money, huh?
11:27I hope you know that.
11:28I don't follow you.
11:30You follow me?
11:30Where, where, where, where, they go?
11:32What follow the suspect at the mat?
11:33What do you not get respect?
11:35Come on.
11:35And I'll see you on you.
11:36But now me bring this back at the come on.
11:38Now me go first, climb them.
11:39Hey, you don't need to argue with it.
11:41You two of you can climb at the same time.
11:43It's big enough.
11:44Yeah, they're the waste.
11:45Not the rot.
11:46You do not do it at the same time.
11:47Oh, you are coming.
11:48One, two, three, go.
11:49You carry me.
11:52Very good.
11:57They come back.
11:58We come and use me wash off later.
12:01We go to my mother.
12:02I guess you're going with us.
12:05You put me to your absence.
12:08We get off the glitter.
12:09We go to my mother.
12:39We go to my mother.
12:42We go to my mother.
12:43Oh, my God.
12:45We go to my Heather.
12:48We're going to be on the nothing inside.
12:59We love this.
13:05Bye.
13:06Bye.
13:06Bye.
13:07Bye.
13:07Bye.
13:08Bye.
13:08Bye.