12th May 2025
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00:00Oh, so some nuts.
00:11She says you've stuck her an eye out the back and beyond.
00:14I'll give you a couple of spare vouchers of some nuts.
00:17Is that for the mother of the bride?
00:19That's very Camilla Parker Bowles.
00:22Yoo-hoo!
00:25Oh, my giddy hands.
00:27In the words of Craig Revel Horwood.
00:30Ah, but you weren't worse.
00:32Oh, thank you.
00:34Let's just hope that Tracy thinks so.
00:37Debbie, I don't think Leanne's very happy with her speck.
00:41Oh, I know.
00:42I think she'd like to swap with the beast, Jo.
00:44Well, that's not happening.
00:46Well, I'd like to be five foot ten, but, you know, don't you worry, you're staying put.
00:51Oh, whatever was I really am.
00:54Wow.
00:55You think you've come to Nat?
00:56Oh, this is a pretty big deal.
01:00You see, there's life in this fiery babushka yet.
01:04I'm a little stressed.
01:05Oh, no, there's that stress.
01:07This is adrenaline rush.
01:09Great.
01:10Boy, if it all goes too much, give me a shout.
01:13I won't, but it won't.
01:16I'm still me, Carl.
01:17The Debster, still in the prime.
01:20Move in and shake you.
01:21Well, thanks for taking his nerves to nurse you.
01:30I'll see you later, Trouble.
01:31I hate it when he calls me that.
01:33Oh, he thinks he's funny.
01:35I am very.
01:36You know, I still can't believe that, your sister.
01:40Dumb me, I mean, me.
01:42Yeah.
01:43You believe.
01:44But, she's just obsessed with work.
01:48I don't know.
01:50Be a good boy for your uncle.
01:52Oh, I still have to keep the title.
01:54Yeah, of course I do.
01:56Well, I've enjoyed being a partner, fair enough.
01:58How much confused is you, mate?
02:02You, um, you don't think.
02:05Right.
02:06Maybe if you get a chance, you could, um, still be a digger.
02:12Let me shed some light.
02:15Paul, a good word.
02:16You know?
02:17Yeah.
02:18Go on, I'll see what I can do.
02:23All right, time to go, rascal.
02:25Come on, let's go.
02:28I thought that drink went okay with me, you know?
02:32Yeah, I suppose so.
02:34He's a bit up himself, aren't he?
02:36But, I guess if he lays off Liam, then...
02:39It's all good.
02:41Right, I'm off.
02:41I love you.
02:42Love you.
02:43All right?
02:44Gazza?
02:46Oh, hiya.
02:47Right, we've got a very busy day today.
02:49So, everything by the door needs to go straight in my car.
02:52Those two boxes of Prosecco, Debbie said...
02:55Whoa! Information overload.
02:56Debbie said that if I stick my hazards on, we can park outside the function room for your door.
03:01All right, it's Ressette.
03:02A cup of tea first.
03:05Hiya.
03:06Any chance of an appointment?
03:07Oh, no, sorry, Trace.
03:09We're closed all day.
03:10In fact, we should be at Chariot Square right now, setting up our stand for the wedding fair.
03:15Yeah, well, so am I.
03:17St Mary ahead.
03:18Please, one super quick curly blow.
03:21Why do I see it, Trace?
03:22And you head off to Chariot Square.
03:24Perfect.
03:27Right, okay, just as long as you're following me after you've done, yeah?
03:30Yeah, of course.
03:31Right behind you.
03:32Good.
03:32It's going to be a mad busy one today.
03:34Trace, why don't you grab a gown and I'll give Boss Lady a hand with this one.
03:47Do you ever find yourself having a nosey of people's salis?
03:51No, because life's too short.
03:54It's a window into their world.
03:57Grease-proof paper or tinfoil.
04:00Reusable bag or big poppy lunchbox.
04:04Stab myself in the eye of a fork or throw myself into the river air well.
04:09Me, for example, I take cheese spread on white.
04:14The whitest sarnie imaginable.
04:17Right.
04:17Well, I can't believe I'm having this combo.
04:21Have you ever considered going a bit wild?
04:23A little tomato.
04:24Slice of heart.
04:26Not the minute.
04:27I'm on an economy drive.
04:29I gave Lauren £500 to pay that backmailer.
04:34And she's going to give it you straight back, yeah?
04:38Do I?
04:38She needs it to pay the backmailer.
04:44Another lie.
04:46Really?
04:46Don't you stop.
04:48I'm not going to lose it again.
04:51I know it was over the top.
04:52Yeah, let's put that behind us, shall we?
04:54Brian just asked me outright, what did Julie leave me?
04:58And I just blurted out a few bits and bobs.
05:01Yeah, along with a massive wedge of life insurance.
05:04Because you, me and Jason were the only family should live.
05:07But it's how it looks, especially to Brian.
05:10Brian knows that you're basically an honest person.
05:14Yeah, but lying to Brian about the will.
05:16What are your stupid plan that cast doubt on me in the first place?
05:19We're all agreed, all right, that you had nothing to do with Julie's death.
05:24Pretty crucial fact to bear in mind.
05:27People talk.
05:29They put two and two together.
05:32I know I was one of those people.
05:35But once word gets out about that life insurance vault...
05:40At least Brian's asked the police to drop it.
05:43It's a long shot, but you never know.
05:47Yeah.
05:49Writing's on the wall.
05:52I've had it.
05:56Morning, morning.
05:58Morning, we're just lending Debbie Webster some champagne flutes for her weddings, I think.
06:02Oh, are you now?
06:03Any word from Jenny?
06:05Choir's a church mouse.
06:07Who's that poor as a church mouse?
06:08I don't know.
06:09I don't remember.
06:10I still can't believe she left with zero notice.
06:12Oh, she's a fragile.
06:14No, no, scrap that.
06:15She's brittle.
06:17So I was kind of hoping then that we'd stand up, you know, pay rise, obviously, and, you know, company jag.
06:25Well, I'm just, to be honest, to be offered, but I've already accepted a job from Debbie.
06:34Full time.
06:36Oh.
06:37Yeah.
06:37All right.
06:41What if I match the salary?
06:43That's very generous, but I just, I don't fancy I'm stuck behind a bar all day.
06:50I'm sorry.
06:51Yeah.
06:55You do realise that the solution is standing three feet away from me, right?
07:01Oh, 24 bottles.
07:03That's your teeth of it.
07:04Oh, you're a lifesaver.
07:07Oh, I had a right to do with some numpty at the warehouse.
07:09He swore blind.
07:10I'd only ordered six bottles.
07:12What, for an eight hour wedding fit?
07:13Oh, exact amount of, yeah.
07:15I want them all gently saucled.
07:18You know, the bridesmaids, brides-to-be, mothers of the brides.
07:21Okay, look, are you putters?
07:22Oh, yes, sir.
07:23I stuck my ass in.
07:24Okay, I'll load up.
07:25Oh.
07:26Hi, Kevin.
07:28Hi and bye.
07:30Uh, quick word.
07:31I'll give you a hand.
07:33You will not.
07:34You look like death warmed up.
07:36I'm doing fine.
07:37Well, are you all right?
07:38Because, uh, I've got a really crazy busy day today.
07:42Ronnie, he did the nursemaid this morning.
07:46Oh, oh, that was nice of him.
07:48He doesn't understand why he dumped him.
07:50That makes two of us.
07:52How many times do I have to say this, eh?
07:55It's nobody else's business but mine.
07:57No.
07:59No, I just said I'd have a word.
08:01Kevin, what is it?
08:02It's busy.
08:03It's nothing.
08:04Come on, come on.
08:05Take a seat.
08:05It's a little, all right?
08:06Come on, sit yourself down.
08:08I said you weren't looking so good.
08:10No, it's nothing.
08:12You're doing too much.
08:14And next time Ronnie asks you to do something, tell him where to go.
08:20Wish I had an English exam later so I could stive off this afternoon.
08:25I think the teacher wouldn't notice if he swapped places.
08:28Have you done your revision?
08:31Kind of.
08:32This is boiled, lads.
08:36Who cares about certificates in the real world?
08:40Kids who'd learn a trade.
08:42Get earning.
08:44Yeah, trying to know more, wouldn't it?
08:46Well, just put your back in store this morning, Slacker.
08:49Yeah, sure.
08:51What's he like, eh?
08:52Oh, I've got an exam!
09:00So good, yeah.
09:05Yeah, you did.
09:07Good one, Slacker.
09:08I should have seen your face.
09:15It's just pants, right?
09:18Yeah, of course.
09:21Hey, you're a funny guy.
09:28They're proud of you, sis.
09:29Oh, thanks.
09:30Do you know, it's times like this, but, uh, I wish mum and dad were still around.
09:36They'd be looking down on you.
09:38Because I know for a fact they're not.
09:42You simply can't beat an atheist for that feel-good shot at me at home.
09:47You never know.
09:47I mean, I can't believe there's not anything.
09:52Oh, I am so pleased I am not at that wedding fair.
09:56Listening to Mary rang on about the Queen Mother's Hyde Rangers at Balmoral.
10:02Well, I'm just not on a day with Maria.
10:04But we're that girl and I don't have to tell a story.
10:07Oh, go on.
10:08Oh, so, one of the nails comes off, right?
10:12So she goes back to get it redone.
10:14Five minutes back home with Mr Personality.
10:16And it comes off again, same finger.
10:18Only this time, put it on the other hand.
10:21Get lost.
10:22Oh, that's one of the good ones.
10:24Oh, how's my hair looking?
10:27Fit kit.
10:28Incoming.
10:30Oh, I've been wondering when I was going to bump into you.
10:34No, you can stop.
10:37Oh, do you know each other?
10:40Oh, yeah, we go way, way back.
10:43Yeah, a lifetime ago.
10:45Yeah, but you know what it's like with our friends.
10:48The years just roll away.
10:56Nice and calm again, isn't it, mate?
10:58All right, son.
11:00Any news on that autopsy?
11:02Yeah, okay.
11:03Go on.
11:04Well, the results show that your drugs were in Julie's system.
11:09But it's nothing.
11:10Well, there'll be an investigation to take it further.
11:13Which will show that my Eileen is innocent.
11:17I'll have a pint when you're ready, Glenda.
11:19I've just got a go today.
11:22All right, don't stop catastrophizing.
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11:58Now I'm thinking that we should have stayed.
12:02Let's get out of here, you said.
12:04Yeah, because I'm not thinking straight.
12:06I'm thinking like a guilty person.
12:08Like someone who's just offed their own sister.
12:10Come on, Lila.
12:11Shut up.
12:12Investigation.
12:15You heard him.
12:16He's going to come out of the bog and find that we've disappeared.
12:19Well, so what?
12:21It's a pub.
12:21People come and go.
12:22No, it looks odd.
12:25Where are you going?
12:26I'm going to run you a bath.
12:28A soothing hot bath.
12:29Yeah, because bubbles help everything, don't they?
12:33Eileen, you've done nothing wrong.
12:36Julie had the death that she chose.
12:38My lovely sister has died.
12:42And all I can do is think about when I'm going to be carted off to the clink.
12:50Losing it, George.
12:51I am really losing it.
13:01All I'm asking you to do is go and...
13:03You should be making sure.
13:04I'm sorry.
13:04I'm sorry.
13:05You don't marry me, the brother.
13:07You must be stressful.
13:08You're not putting on something like that.
13:09You know when Kev doing one of the time.
13:10She doesn't want to take his way here at the back of the yard.
13:13We had two tables away from where we wanted to go.
13:15Yeah, the one she'd found me, George.
13:18And he can't fail.
13:19He's going to know something's up with him just hanging around doing nothing.
13:22Well, just tell him I'm doing a reading and you've had to escape for a couple of hours.
13:28Go on.
13:29Well, then what?
13:30I don't know.
13:32I'm making a brew and sit sask with him and talk about the harboretto's.
13:37It's bubbly.
13:39Yes, Leanne.
13:40How can I help?
13:41Well, for the millionth time, like I told you before, we wanted to be in the main space and not by the door.
13:46Yeah, you and everyone else.
13:47It's the courts and the pimp part.
13:50We understand.
13:51It's just that, you know, you promised us some display stands as well.
13:55Oh, yes.
13:56I knew there was some at two ticks.
13:57Abs, do us a favour, will you?
13:59And go in that cupboard by the left and get me, yeah, two display stands.
14:04Roger that.
14:05I'll give her a round.
14:06Still no sign of Tracy?
14:12No.
14:12Oh, Luke.
14:13The longest blow-drying history.
14:16I'm missing Lou.
14:17And a bottle of Prosecco.
14:19Funny, that, isn't it?
14:22Oh, that was quick.
14:24Nothing in that cupboard, put a poster over.
14:26If you wanted your job, do it.
14:28Oh, seriously, there's nothing in that cupboard.
14:30Look, have you seen my clipboard?
14:34My clipboard was on here.
14:35Have you seen my clipboard?
14:36It's had everything in it, everything.
14:38It's all right.
14:39I had all to fit before.
14:42It was here, and now it's gone.
14:47Where has it gone to?
14:48It's just gone loose.
14:50Okay.
14:50Look, do you, Marie?
14:51We'll have a scout around, all right?
14:52Yeah, I'm sure we'll find it.
14:54The whole kit and caboodle was on that thing.
14:59Shireen?
15:00I don't know.
15:02Any chance you can put that nail back in a box?
15:05Do you need to focus on the process?
15:07Yeah, no problem.
15:11You all right?
15:13All right?
15:15Now, no messages from you don't know who?
15:18Yours don't win, Nass.
15:23Don't so surprised.
15:24Well, the thing is, I didn't know that's left.
15:30He gave me the money.
15:35Bobby, I swear on Frankie's eyes.
15:37It's a pretty wicked lie.
15:39The estate agent called me about the flat and said that I had to pay the deposit there and then, otherwise I'd lose it.
15:49You've got to believe it.
15:50You know, you're my best mate, don't you?
15:56Yes.
15:56Right, and you'll get back every single penny, I swear.
15:59I'd have given you the money anyway, even if you decided it were just for the flat.
16:03I don't deserve it.
16:08Don't be daft.
16:09Yeah.
16:11You know, not knowing he was blackmailing me, he was driving me nuts.
16:14I mean, I am relieved to find out it was Jake.
16:18I mean, for a minute, I thought it could have been you.
16:20It's like beyond.
16:23Anyway, I'm going to get us a cake on me.
16:26I'm telling you, all this flat, with a bit of pain, it's going to be...
16:34I can't believe Chase is in her show.
16:40In so many ways, literally and metaphorically.
16:44Oh, cheers, Maria.
16:46You're welcome.
16:47Hi.
16:48What's business?
16:49Sluggish?
16:51Stuff business.
16:52So is all of this making you want to put a ring on it?
16:58I mean, sorry if I'm being entirely good.
17:00But seriously, when are you going to set a date?
17:03Right, all in good time, Mary, all in good time.
17:06Oh, is this a long grass scenario?
17:09Oh, Mary, there's someone here.
17:11Oh, you should...
17:12Well, that's all we're doing.
17:16Well, it's just Mary, innit?
17:19You heard all that, didn't you?
17:21Well, it's hard not to.
17:22God bless Mary.
17:24You all right?
17:24Do you want to go outside and get some fresh air?
17:26No, no, I'm fine.
17:27It's a tough one thanks to that bear.
17:29It's just a bit of much, isn't it?
17:31I know, I'd struggle if...
17:32You know, this bear is in absolute shambles.
17:34Where's Webster sloped up to?
17:36She's still striking over a missing clipboard.
17:40But I only thought it could have been you for, like, five seconds.
17:43That's five seconds too many.
17:46So what?
17:46You thought I put the frighteners on you so you'd cry on my shoulder that way I might get to touch you?
17:52It's not.
17:53Or I gave you the money so you might sleep with me?
17:56No, Bobby, no.
17:57Tell me the truth.
17:59Why do you think it was me?
18:03Look, if you can't see you owe me an honest answer, then this friendship's dead in the water.
18:07Look, I thought maybe...
18:09I thought you maybe did it to spend more time with me.
18:13You think I'd step that low just to have more equipment?
18:16Well, no, obviously not.
18:18I weren't thinking straight.
18:19I know I've been an idiot.
18:25I need you.
18:27I need you to forgive me.
18:29Frank, he needs you.
18:30He needs Uncle Bobcat around.
18:32Frank, you'll be fine.
18:34He's got a good mum.
18:36But for future reference, you need to work on your friendship skills.
18:45Or I'm out.
18:49I have sent Tracy 11 messages, all unreaded.
19:00Yeah, well, at least you've got a decent respect.
19:02Where's Dewey?
19:03Yeah.
19:04Ah, Debbie.
19:06We're done in an hour.
19:07Let's not get your last dress.
19:08What do you want me to do, Leanne?
19:10Eh?
19:10Start shifting people around.
19:12Well, it's a bit right in the day, but yeah, that sounds like a good idea to me.
19:15Right, I tell you what.
19:17Why don't we get your cart out of this hall and onto the street, eh?
19:23Out of the pavement sound.
19:25Eh?
19:26But you're going to...
19:27Let me get off!
19:28Be careful.
19:28Get off!
19:29I'm happy customer!
19:31I'm going to have it!
19:32All right, here we are.
19:34What do you want me to do?
19:34I want you to say something.
19:36All right.
19:36I want you to get off!
19:37Go ahead.
19:38You're going to get off!
19:39But where do you want me to do?
19:43Oh, wow!
19:43I'm saying she wanted you to do it again!
19:45I'm bleeding!
19:53Served you right?
19:54I'm going to get the first aid, Marcy.
19:56I'm bleeding, sick of you!
19:58I'm just sick of you!
20:00All right, chill out.
20:09Hey.
20:14What's the plan?
20:16Leave him with Rita.
20:18Oh, I'll be in love.
20:20I mean, she's practically your mum, isn't she?
20:24Yeah, and I love her dearly, but, you know, who wants to live with her mum at my age?
20:30Well, a bit of tea, I'll say they're both good.
20:34How's it come to this, eh?
20:38So much, I know.
20:41Diane's offered me a few shifts at the cabin.
20:43You know, to tag me over.
20:46Well, you know, already on the up.
20:48I'm grateful.
20:49Yeah, it's just...
20:51It's that where I saw myself.
20:55Have you spoke to Carla?
20:56Uh, a bit, yeah.
21:00Is she ever turning her up?
21:03Um, actually...
21:05Actually, she's asked me to step up.
21:10On a trial basis.
21:11Not that I would ever fill your shoes.
21:14You'll be fine.
21:16But you might want to dial down the show tunes a bit.
21:21And you are so too generous with the up.
21:24I'm a favor.
21:26Correction.
21:27You're a manager.
21:34Will you let me help?
21:36I can do it.
21:38This is all going to your sister, this.
21:40I'll take you for more.
21:41Thanks.
21:42Well, it does look pretty deep, you know, shining stitches.
21:45I am here.
21:47It's a lot of fuss over nothing.
21:49I don't feel.
21:50I don't know.
21:51She'll be fine.
21:53I don't like it.
21:56My knight in shining armor.
21:59Why are you being so horrible?
22:01No, I'm just being myself.
22:03Not like.
22:04I've got more size to limit on all the block.
22:07No, I'm not bad.
22:08I'm taking you to the enemy.
22:10I'm a stallion.
22:11Get over it.
22:13I told you that's right.
22:14You might need stitches.
22:15I'll tell you what I need.
22:16A quiet life.
22:18And for everybody to talk and bang it on about where they want to be.
22:21And for I exist to just stop neither in me.
22:24Be as nice as you like.
22:25But you are going to the enemy right now.
22:28Let's go.
22:29Come on.
22:29Come on.
22:39Be talking, man.
22:40What's wrong?
22:41I can't find any mouths.
22:42I could have sworn they're in there.
22:44There's nowhere else they can be.
22:46Yeah, exactly.
22:48Look, do us a favor.
22:49If a little scoop around in there, it seems you can find them.
22:52I can't see the wood for the trees, me.
22:53I'll stick the kettle on, yeah?
22:59It's enough pranks for today.
23:00I can't see.
23:13I can't see.
23:14Are you in pain?
23:29Not your actual pain.
23:31Just cringing with embarrassment kind of pain.
23:35Yeah.
23:36I'm sorry if you're homeless.
23:38I just wanted to understand.
23:42No.
23:44And the woman should be apologizing.
23:48I could have handled things a lot better.
23:51Yeah.
23:52Normally, I like the way you're jumping with your eyes and eyes.
23:59I can't see any cases in here.
24:03Full disclosure.
24:06I asked him to do a better thing.
24:08I'd have never a guest.
24:11You know, with him being so subtle.
24:14Yeah.
24:15I was desperate.
24:16It was that.
24:17He said back in what's one of the best relations you've ever had.
24:20Right now, I'm a bad guy.
24:27Hi, Debbie.
24:28I'm just going to have you a look at the medical hospital.
24:30There's a couple of things I'd like to go through.
24:32Yes.
24:33Yes.
24:33Right.
24:33I'll be right with you.
24:35You should go.
24:37Well, um, I guess I'd rather be.
24:40No, I want you to go.
24:41Please.
24:42Why are you pushing me, Queen?
24:48Don't let us open and dance.
24:50I would say just go.
24:53Come on.
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25:25On the bed.
25:26Yes.
25:31You okay, Mrs. Webster?
25:33Miss.
25:34Yeah.
25:35I'm fine.
25:35I'm just going to ask you a few questions, and then we'll get you all sorted.
25:42Ask away.
25:45So, I see you've recently been diagnosed with fascular dementia.
25:52Does that get nice to see with what happened to your hand?
25:54No.
25:58Well.
26:00Yeah.
26:03A food cart got it both barrels.
26:06And have you told you something about your diagnoses?
26:08I've known many an object at the brunt.
26:17Normally, it's tables and chairs.
26:19You'll be my first food, Pete.
26:23The guy you were with, is that your partner?
26:26Was.
26:28And before you ask, now, I'm not told him.
26:33He seems to still be keen if he brought you here.
26:40My ex won't even be in the same postcode.
26:47Alan!
26:49You mind if I join you?
26:50I was just leaving.
26:51Oh, so hostile.
26:55What do you believe in me?
26:56I forgot my wallet.
26:58Do me a favor.
27:03Twenty a deed.
27:11Doing half a score.
27:14Seems about right for you.
27:17No kiss goodbye.
27:22Good calling you.
27:24Want my break?
27:25Can you go to the builder's merchant?
27:26I haven't eaten you.
27:28Oh, mate.
27:29The original list away.
27:30Text you a list.
27:31I've got to go sort Liam out back in the yard.
27:35Right, look.
27:35I'll sort the yard.
27:36You just...
27:37Great.
27:40I've got to be seen you, boss.
27:41Hey, mate.
27:44What now?
27:47I'm up against it.
27:48But yeah, give me like...
27:49Give me an hour.
27:51Yeah.
27:52Yeah, I'm coming now.
27:52Hello?
27:55Hello?
27:56There she is.
28:18Mm-hmm.
28:18My favorite auntie.
28:20Why do I get the feeling that compliment is going to cost me money?
28:27Can I have any friends on me wages?
28:29No, of course you can't.
28:31Why?
28:31Simon's in Mallorca this week and I want to go see him.
28:34But this week?
28:37That's a bit short notice, isn't it, Robin?
28:39What about work?
28:40Oh, auntie.
28:42Life's too short to spend your time working yourself to the bone for the man.
28:46Or woman, in this case.
28:49Anyway, it's my birthday this weekend.
28:52Come on, don't tell me you forgot.
28:55You...
28:56It doesn't mean different with your hair.
28:58Really...
28:59Oh, in love.
29:00Yes, you can have it in thanks.
29:02It's just not being fake, nice.
29:04Hey.
29:06Are you sure you're all right?
29:08I mean...
29:09There's no reason why you're just hopping off to Spain, is there?
29:12Oh, no, I'm fine.
29:17I'll take it through this end.
29:20Okay.
29:21Why don't I, by you drinking the roll for us, say thank you?
29:26Oh, what, with my money?
29:27Well, that's the thought that counts, innit?
29:30Besides, you can make it up to me for forgetting my birthday.
29:35Let's get my coat.
29:36Sorry.
29:43I got here as quick as I could.
29:45Careful, you spent the last half an hour trying to get comfy.
29:49Well, I'm here now, so thanks, but you can get off.
29:52I'm not pushed for time.
29:53Well, you thought you could stay and have some food with us later.
29:58Yeah.
29:59You don't have to go to your sleep.
30:02I'm okay.
30:03Hey, get back to Debra.
30:06Oh, well, she's in A&E getting stitches.
30:11She had a hurrah with Leanne, and it went from zero to 60 in like a second,
30:15and she's accidentally caught her hand on a cat.
30:19Is she okay?
30:20I don't really know.
30:21She was well wound up.
30:22Not sure wedding fairs are worth all the address.
30:28All right?
30:29Not what I expected you to be there.
30:31I'm sick of it.
30:32There's not one single set in here.
30:35I'm fed up of trying to find two of the same size to eat my dinner off.
30:39Are you sure that the spoons and forks aren't collateral damage?
30:44The whole house needs a clean-up.
30:47You could start by clearing these plates.
30:50And I'm the only one who can clean, am I?
30:53I'm just saying, and if it'll put you in a better mood, you'll be pleased to hear that I looked into it,
30:59and even if you were guilty, they normally deal with these kinds of cases with a lot of sympathy,
31:04so you should be fine.
31:05Oh, try telling that to everyone around here, because they've already labelled me a merger.
31:09No, they haven't.
31:10And if you worried about Brian, you said sorry.
31:13I think they're taking it a little bit too personally.
31:17Too personally?
31:19I'm the one who gets the looks.
31:21The silent treat, but when I go in the rovers...
31:23Yeah, because you just lost your sister.
31:26I think you're deflecting.
31:28It's easy for you to hate on people and grieve properly.
31:31How are you and Theo?
31:39Fine.
31:41Now who's deflecting?
31:43What must run in the family?
31:46Well, I'm an advocate for truth between partners.
31:50You are a great A muppet for letting that cat out the bag.
31:54Now I can't stuff it back in.
32:00Do something.
32:01Show that you care.
32:04Oh, that's not a bad idea, though.
32:10Like a surprise wedding.
32:11Are we speaking two different languages, are you?
32:13Well, you know what they say, go big or go big.
32:15No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
32:17Do not finish that phrase.
32:19Remember what happened to Dev when he proposed.
32:22Yeah, he went big, but then he went home.
32:24Yeah, but this is my eyelash.
32:26We're meant to be together.
32:27Ah, so does Dynamite and Matches.
32:31I just, just don't be a fool.
32:35Yeah, think me so carefully how you're going to handle it.
32:38Just give it two seconds of thought, will you?
32:40Yeah, maybe you're right.
32:43Probably not the best side of the nutshell, is it?
32:47Finally, you're listening.
32:49I think you're right.
32:50I think you're right.
32:51I think you're right.
32:52I think you're right.
32:53I think you're right.
32:54I think you're right.
32:55Maria?
32:56Don't you, Maria, me?
32:57Where have you been?
32:58And why was there a bottle of Prosecco missing?
33:01That was supposed to be for potential clients at the wedding fair.
33:03Yeah.
33:04Hey, I could be a client.
33:05You could do my next wedding.
33:06Yeah, well, good luck trying to find someone I love yet.
33:08Oi, excuse me.
33:09I used to be a wag.
33:11Oh, really?
33:12Well, now you just spit that rag's a wag and starts with Vanessa in her.
33:16Well, it takes one to know one.
33:18Ladies, please, let's not fight.
33:20Somewhere in the world there's a war going on.
33:22We need to count our blessings.
33:23Look, now we get dry and there's a war, aren't you?
33:26Right, so you're not coming back then?
33:28Well, look, let's face it.
33:30Cars on the table.
33:31I'm not sure if I'm going to use to myself.
33:34Let alone you.
33:35Go!
33:36Save yourself!
33:37Brilliant.
33:38Just brilliant.
33:39Square.
33:48What is it today?
33:49Well, it's got you looking like the world's going to end.
33:52I'm just going to hide off again on the day, you know?
33:56Well, no wonder.
33:58Go around like A.O.
34:01No.
34:02I used to have sympathy, but you think Eileen's a killer and I ain't got time for that.
34:06Well, look, I never said that.
34:09Good.
34:10And anyway, I'm not discussing it.
34:12I'm off duty.
34:13Hence, I left a print.
34:15Which came for a quiet plane.
34:18Sorry.
34:19I just feel protected.
34:22I get it.
34:28What are you still doing here?
34:33I couldn't just leave.
34:36I told you to.
34:38Debbie, you're not making sense.
34:41Hope can't make it any clearer.
34:44And I don't believe you.
34:45No one does such a one-eight-year relationship that is going well without something else going on.
34:51Yes.
34:52It wasn't going well.
34:53Not for me.
34:54Liar.
34:55The lie.
34:56I know you are.
34:58You were good.
35:01I don't mis-justify myself, do you?
35:03Actually, you do.
35:05I'm the one person that does need an explanation.
35:08Okay.
35:10Okay.
35:11Do you want the truth?
35:12Hmm?
35:13I think you're a joke.
35:15Pathetic.
35:16Always playing the big I am.
35:17Ooh, look at me.
35:18I'm Ronnie Bailey with my muscles.
35:19I'm so cool.
35:20But I'm the one with the hotels.
35:21The ambition.
35:22The drive.
35:23What have you got?
35:24Eh?
35:25You're just all gong and no dinner.
35:26Just wandering through life.
35:27Drifting.
35:28Let me tell you this.
35:29There's nothing you can give me that I can't get for myself.
35:31Do you hear that?
35:32Nothing.
35:33Now then.
35:34Is that clear enough for you?
35:35No.
35:36No.
35:37No.
35:38No.
35:39No.
35:40No.
35:41No.
35:42No.
35:43No.
35:44No.
35:45No.
35:46No.
35:47No.
35:48No.
35:49No.
35:50No.
35:51No.
35:52No.
35:53No.
35:54No.
35:55No.
35:56No.
35:57No.
35:58Okay, do you?
36:11No.
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36:44No way.
36:49Hey, I thought Gary let you out ages ago.
36:52You've been in there this entire time.
36:54Yeah, and I think I've missed playing this example.
36:56Oh, come on. Exams are nonsense.
36:58I did you a favour.
37:00What an absolute legend you are.
37:03You took that like a trooper. I'm proud of you.
37:06And I don't know.
37:06Here you are.
37:07Must be gasping.
37:09I thought I needed to tell you how.
37:11Maybe you're one of the lads.
37:12I reckon you sound.
37:14And I had to do something.
37:16I couldn't let the old tea thing slide without a reply.
37:20They're all good, yeah?
37:21Yeah.
37:22Good lad.
37:24Come on.
37:25Have some tips.
37:26Dive in.
37:28Liam the ledge.
37:30Ha ha.
37:30It wasn't Leanne's fault.
37:37I've had something playing on me mind.
37:40And it all gets a bit much sometimes, don't it?
37:43And she was in me eye line.
37:46Her and a cat.
37:48Should she have heard the poem?
37:50Well, I'd have lost it.
37:51Yeah, all right.
37:53It's all right.
37:54You don't do it either.
37:55Mount have bent spanners in that garage.
37:58How do you get on with Ronnie?
38:01How do you mean?
38:01Come on.
38:03Stop dancing around it.
38:04We both know you still love each other.
38:07Who are we talking about?
38:08Ronnie.
38:08And they can stop.
38:10Nothing happened.
38:11And nothing's going to happen.
38:12But you can tell us to put out if you want.
38:14Both times.
38:15You two are good together.
38:17And we're just scratching our heads wondering what went wrong.
38:21Don't just chuck it away needlessly.
38:24Kev, tell her.
38:25I have said my piece.
38:27She knows what I think.
38:29No, I'm with Abby on this one.
38:31It's rare when you find that connection.
38:33When you do, you've got to fight for it.
38:35Everything you've got.
38:36Didn't have you down as a romantic family.
38:40Things are out of me.
38:45I don't know.
38:46Is open my night?
38:48No, it's closed my night.
38:50This bad boy belongs to me.
38:52What, are you singing?
38:54I don't want to read some poetry.
38:56What do you think?
38:57Why?
38:57We need a bit of atmosphere.
39:00Look at them.
39:02Miserable.
39:05It's Matherfield.
39:06I'll send them.
39:07We'll send them.
39:08Come on.
39:15Chichi.
39:16Right, ladies and gentlemen.
39:19Chichi.
39:20My name is Linda Chichi.
39:24And I'm going to be your entertainer for this evening.
39:28Chichi.
39:28So why don't we start with a bit of a disco classic?
39:32Chichi.
39:33To get us all loosey-goosey.
39:36Chichi.
39:37Chichi.
39:37Chichi.
39:50My hands is in a spin.
39:51My feet don't touch the ground.
39:54Because you live to me.
39:55My head goes round and round.
39:58My legs are shakin', baby.
40:00My heart is based on the drum.
40:02It feels like, it feels like I'm in love.
40:11Yes, I'm talking to you, Craig.
40:14Sweetie.
40:17Oh, come on.
40:20It's Titan.
40:21I can't believe this is now a crackliner.
40:24Any more traps like that and it'll be the Titan.
40:26Okay, I'll go first.
40:46If we say I'll match when it was.
40:48Nick, it's my sister.
40:51But yeah, it was only Mr. Boxing.
40:54For me, Debbie took it.
40:55I mean, normally my money would be on Leanne,
40:57but something has definitely rattled Debbie's cage.
41:01God, they'd sell tickets for that rematch any day, wouldn't they?
41:04Really?
41:05Gossiping about it already?
41:08Yeah, it's funny, isn't it?
41:10A couple of months back, you both would have been in my corner.
41:13A lot of my friends like you, you need enemies, eh?
41:15Leanne.
41:16I'll have a gossip, Ed.
41:17You can bring it over when you've got a spare minute,
41:19you know, from enjoying my misfortunes.
41:25Sounds like, uh, your day's about as good as mine.
41:33I did come in to have a go, but they're not worth it.
41:37Nice quick drink on me own, I'll be a much better use of me tonight.
41:40Nah, that's the option I went for.
41:42Well, we'll get to the room.
41:46You're welcome.
41:47This ring, come here.
41:48You're welcome.
41:51Yeah.
41:52Yeah, sure, why not?
41:55The longer I stay, the love will be on edge.
41:58Shouldn't we?
41:59Hey, how did you make some go?
42:27Okay, yeah.
42:30Good.
42:31All right, well, you can fill me in later at home.
42:34Just clear all this up.
42:41Is everything okay?
42:43Fine, yeah.
42:46Are you still enjoying it at the yard?
42:48Because you know you don't have to work there if you don't want.
42:50No, I like it.
42:52Honest.
42:53All right.
42:54I just thought, you know, being surrounded by blokes all day, all that lad banter.
42:59Yeah, well, Nick's trying to teach me stuff.
43:02Make me better.
43:04No, no, no.
43:04As long as he's not teaching you his bad habits.
43:08Look, I'm going to head home.
43:10I'm a bit tired.
43:12All right, well, I won't be longer.
43:13All right, well, I'm going to take a short break, and when I come back, I'm going to be taking requests.
43:37Can I request a power cut?
43:41Well, I'm only saying what we're all thinking.
43:43Do I?
43:44Perhaps I shouldn't have let everyone things know.
43:47No, it's great.
43:49My suggestion is like a Weasley Cabaret show.
43:55Hey, what's the spell?
43:57Last-minute Hollywood.
43:58It'll be your birthday.
43:59Oh, thank you, Ryan, for remembering.
44:02I'm like, sir.
44:03Oh, get over it.
44:04Anyway, remember us funding your Jolly Bobs?
44:08Well, I realised I was going to see the vampire, so I thought I'd better get off.
44:13What can we tell?
44:14Oh, I wish I could try.
44:16I don't hear me, Fred.
44:17Me and Simon are going to live it up.
44:20Always fancied a phone party.
44:21Um, why wasn't I about you?
44:24This family learns all, isn't it?
44:27We weren't a fair shot at pulling.
44:29You turn up your top of old town.
44:31I'm not going to have a chance.
44:32Eh, I've got plenty.
44:34Hey, shall we get off?
44:37You know, before the old call comes back.
44:39Yeah.
44:39I'm not happy, yeah.
44:40I'm happy, yeah.
44:40I'm happy, yeah.
44:41The ears can't take any more.
44:46Living so soon?
44:48Well, we're here for a good time, not a long time, Jen, you know.
44:52Hmm.
44:53I'm happy, sir.
44:55What, Bobby?
44:56If you're just going to ignore me text, can I at least talk to the person?
44:58I want you to leave me alone.
45:01In fact, I'll make it easy for you.
45:03I'm going to see Simon, and when I get back, we're just strangers, yeah?
45:09Nothing more.
45:09Yeah.
45:10What's the emergency?
45:28I've got to go and find Ronnie.
45:30I can't leave things here where they were left today.
45:33It was so cruel.
45:36I said some unforgivable things.
45:39Well, did you mean him?
45:41Of course I didn't.
45:43Then go tell him.
45:44Are you well enough to go?
45:51Do you want me to ask him to come here?
45:53Oh, no, he's not going to come here yet.
45:55Not after what I said.
45:57No, I'll be fine.
45:58Um, yeah.
46:00I'll go and find him.
46:01Debbie?
46:05Good luck.
46:06Thanks.
46:07I'm going to need it.
46:14Mind how you go.
46:25Try, love.
46:28That looks a shame that I took it off.
46:29I was going to do a few more numbers.
46:32Oh, I'll sleep well tonight, though.
46:33I'm sure you will.
46:35You didn't mind to walk in on sunshine, you just did.
46:38It'll work a bit well.
46:40Oh, I remember there was this man from one of me crews, this lovely man.
46:47He said, Glander, you never leave on wanting more.
46:54Oh, you don't fancy giving to them with all those glasses, do you?
46:57No, thank you.
46:58No.
46:59Days of hearing the clink of glasses in my sleep are gone.
47:02Oh, go on.
47:03I'll give you one in the end.
47:04Nope.
47:05It's time for a fresh start.
47:07Embrace the freedom.
47:08Well, from pints to organising paper rounds at the cabin, it's hardly a whirlwind change,
47:15is it?
47:16Well, I might not stay there forever.
47:18You know, it don't have to be whirling for me to see if the wind might take me.
47:23I'm not buying it.
47:25You'll be back behind this bar soon enough.
47:28No.
47:30I won't.
47:32You know, after years of fighting for it, letting it go, it's liberating.
47:36Liberate it.
47:39Wait.
47:40You.
47:42I'll work with them lasses.
47:47She's all yours.
47:48Oh, this is silly.
48:02I should just go over and say sorry.
48:04That's what she wants.
48:05We must have said that.
48:08That's horrible.
48:08Some of the things she said.
48:09It's not horrible.
48:11It's not horrible.
48:11I'm just saying you're going.
48:13I feel that.
48:14It's very serious.
48:16Yeah.
48:17I'm sorry.
48:18We didn't deserve any of that.
48:21What are you apologising for?
48:22You're not together anymore.
48:23It's not your problem.
48:25It's actually being taken over by some...
48:26Actually, no.
48:29It is just the part I didn't like.
48:32I've seen that side in action against other people, but I never thought for quite a minute.
48:37I don't want to see that.
48:39Well, we've got more in common today than we think, though.
48:41I guess the reason I am sorry is because I know she is capable of such ritual, and I never thought for quite a minute.
48:51Yeah, well, we're all capable of that.
48:54It's not for our problems to fix.
48:56Yeah.
48:59You do well, you're not coming to them.
49:02I just have to push my way through it.
49:05I just wish they wouldn't put the picture-perfect life in your face all the time.
49:11Is it?
49:12Perfect.
49:13Well, well, I mean, you only see what they want you to.
49:16You know your sister's force, and next, marginal role's force, wrapped up in the same workplace, same flat.
49:26Yeah.
49:27I don't like the picture in there.
49:28It's kind of making me feel all warm and fuzzy inside.
49:32And this will be for disaster.
49:35Well, not if he gives up full autonomy of his thoughts and actions, no.
49:41Do you remember that character from Looney Tunes?
49:45The one that used to go, I'll hug you and squeeze.
49:48Well, imagine that.
49:49But she's a train counselor.
49:53Don't let Debbie get you down.
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