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00:00:00Excuse me, what are you doing?
00:00:12I'm opening my apartment door.
00:00:14What does it look like?
00:00:16No, that is my apartment.
00:00:18I just got the keys.
00:00:20Yeah, I think you're mixed up, princess.
00:00:24Maybe you're in 105.
00:00:26Nice try. I think I know what my apartment is.
00:00:29I think you're in 105, so just...
00:00:34Yeah, I don't think so.
00:00:36Bye-bye now, and good luck with whatever it is you've got going on.
00:00:51Case in point.
00:00:52No, no, what the hell are you doing?
00:00:54Let go of the door, asshole!
00:00:56I am not an asshole, this is my door!
00:00:58It's my apartment!
00:00:59No, it is not!
00:01:00Water out there!
00:01:02I'm trying to watch the game!
00:01:12Can you tell her this is my apartment?
00:01:14I checked.
00:01:16It seems my husband made a mistake and double-leased this apartment.
00:01:19To both of you.
00:01:20Okay, well, is there another unit you could give her?
00:01:22Because I'm not leaving.
00:01:24Well, I am not leaving.
00:01:25Unfortunately, this is our last available unit.
00:01:28Well, I sincerely hope that you can figure something else out.
00:01:31I will pay double deposit if you let me have this place.
00:01:34Excuse me?
00:01:35Ma'am, I'm serious.
00:01:36You have no idea how badly I need this.
00:01:40Here.
00:01:41Take my credit card.
00:01:43What?
00:01:44How?
00:01:45How?
00:01:46How?
00:01:47Well, well, well.
00:01:48Can I have the apartment now?
00:01:49No.
00:01:50No.
00:01:51I paid the deposit and got approved.
00:01:52Same as you.
00:01:53Unfortunately, Mr. Rhodes did apply first.
00:01:54Oh, please.
00:01:55Call me Andy.
00:01:56Andy!
00:01:57Andy!
00:01:58How could you be this cruel?
00:01:59First, you leave me at the altar and now you're trying to steal our apartment?
00:02:04You know, I really thought that you loved me.
00:02:09I really thought that you loved me.
00:02:11Are you okay?
00:02:12I'm okay.
00:02:13I'm okay.
00:02:14I'm okay.
00:02:15We are okay.
00:02:16I'm okay.
00:02:17I'm okay.
00:02:18I'm okay.
00:02:19I'm okay.
00:02:20I'm okay.
00:02:21I'm okay.
00:02:22I'm okay.
00:02:23I'm okay.
00:02:24thought that you loved me. Are you two? No, no, no, no. I don't know this woman. I've never met
00:02:29her before in my life. We celebrated our five-year anniversary in April. Our first date was on the
00:02:36pier. You won me an octopus, auntie. An octo-what? Seriously, I don't know this woman. Ma'am, if he
00:02:43says he doesn't know you, I have to abide by policy and I... it's just... I'm pregnant.
00:02:51You can't abandon me. On the streets. With a baby on the way.
00:03:04With a baby on the way? No, no, no, no. You can't believe a word she is saying. She is crazy.
00:03:09Mr. Rhodes, if you can't reconcile with your poor fiancé, I'm going to have to call security.
00:03:17Since you both paid a deposit, the first two months' rent's covered.
00:03:21Okay, who are you? You don't recognize the girl you left at the altar? Really hurts, Andy.
00:03:35Okay, look, I had to do something. Today was my wedding day and I just really couldn't go through
00:03:39with it, so I ran. Yeah, I kind of gathered that. My credit cards are frozen. Oh, my bank account
00:03:43is probably joined too. Look, it was really an emergency. Okay, what is your name?
00:03:48Corinne! Corinne Car... um... I... um... Carter.
00:03:53Okay, Corinne. You know, you seem really nice and sane and all. But emergency or not, you
00:04:00just manipulated your way into my apartment.
00:04:02Your apartment? Well, you did hear her, right? I did pay half of the rent for the next two
00:04:09months.
00:04:09Oh, well, how are you going to pay that when it's up? You're broke.
00:04:14I will figure it out, okay? Just relax.
00:04:21No, don't... don't do this, Andy. Look, this is a bad idea. You don't even know her.
00:04:25Why would you feel bad for her? It makes no sense to just...
00:04:28I think you lost something there. Magic Mike?
00:04:45I think you lost something there. Magic Mike?
00:04:51Well, on the contrary. I'm making myself at home. This is my apartment. So I can wear
00:04:59or not wear whatever I want. Are you sure you can handle this arrangement? You've never
00:05:05lived with a guy before, uh... You might want to back down. I don't want to make you uncomfortable.
00:05:12Rest assured. Despite this... tempting face... and this nice body... I will be just fine.
00:05:34The real question is whether you will be.
00:05:39Um... what, uh... What's... what's this book?
00:05:46Well, you would know if it wasn't upside down.
00:05:57I'm cleaning this one!
00:05:58What?
00:05:59Dude's on the most part!
00:06:00No, I wanted that room!
00:06:01Ah, come on. It gets the good light and everything.
00:06:04It should have been faster then.
00:06:06Hey, Corinne.
00:06:16I heard what happened.
00:06:17So sorry.
00:06:18No, it's okay, Monica. I mean, it's probably for the best. It was my choice after all.
00:06:23That's... good to hear.
00:06:25So, I sent your severance package to your personal email. Since your work email was deactivated.
00:06:30Just take a look and sign it when you can.
00:06:32My... what?
00:06:33Your severance package.
00:06:35Did your dad not...
00:06:36He's firing me?
00:06:37Oh... my god.
00:06:39Corinne, I'm so sorry.
00:06:41I would love to help you, but your dad threatened me.
00:06:44Yeah, well, it sounds like him.
00:06:46No, it's... it's okay, Monica. I... I got an apartment.
00:06:50At least I have somewhere to live.
00:06:52Well, that's good. How's the new place?
00:06:54It's... fine.
00:06:58Ugh, my roommate. He's kind of an asshole, but he's fine.
00:07:02He? You're living with a guy?
00:07:04Yeah, it's a really long story. Remind me to tell you about it at some point.
00:07:08Well, is he hot at least?
00:07:12Okay, well... yeah, and it makes it kind of worse.
00:07:14Well, you let me know if he tries anything.
00:07:16I'll come over there and teach him a lesson.
00:07:18I've gotta go.
00:07:19I'm really sorry, Cory.
00:07:21I'll catch you later.
00:07:22Bye.
00:07:27And just when I thought it couldn't get any worse.
00:07:30Okay, great.
00:07:38Cory, hurry up. I'll need to pee.
00:07:51Sorry, what did you say? It's allowed in here.
00:07:54Look, get out. I need to pee.
00:07:58Yeah, no, just take your time. It's not like the rest of us have bladders or anything.
00:08:01Look, I have got a job interview, and I've got to look my best. Okay?
00:08:05Okay.
00:08:12Hello?
00:08:13What are you still doing in here?
00:08:14I am not done with my hair.
00:08:17You can go ahead. I'm not gonna look.
00:08:19Are you insane? I can't use the bathroom while you're in it.
00:08:22Wow, I really didn't take you for a prude, Andy.
00:08:26I guess you're just gonna have to wait a little bit longer.
00:08:28I'm serious. I'm gonna be late for work.
00:08:30Cool.
00:08:32Okay, fine.
00:08:34Catch you later.
00:08:36Okay, get it together, Andy. She's just your roommate.
00:08:43Oh, my God!
00:08:45Well, Corinne, your experience at the Carlton Group speaks for itself.
00:08:50And with a sharp wit like that, you will fit right in here at turn time.
00:08:56Where can you start?
00:08:57I can actually start right now.
00:08:59Excellent.
00:09:01The boss will love you.
00:09:03He has been looking for a decent person to fill this empty position on his team for months.
00:09:09I can introduce you.
00:09:10Wait, that would be perfect.
00:09:11Let's go.
00:09:13Great.
00:09:16Come on in.
00:09:20I'm a...
00:09:22Corinne.
00:09:23Yes.
00:09:24The promising candidate I was telling you about.
00:09:27I just interviewed her, and I think she'll be a perfect fit.
00:09:31I'll leave you guys to it.
00:09:35So this is the interview that you spent an hour preparing for.
00:09:38Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:46Well, too bad you won't be getting the job.
00:09:49Wait, that's not fair.
00:09:51I had no idea that this was your ad agency, okay?
00:09:53And you cannot punish me for an innocent mistake.
00:09:56Well, actually, as it is my ad agency, I can do whatever I want.
00:10:00Okay, well, then how do you expect me to pay your precious little rent if I don't have a job?
00:10:05It's easy.
00:10:06Go find a job somewhere else.
00:10:09Leave.
00:10:11Ugh!
00:10:20Oh my god!
00:10:22I am so sorry, I was not looking where I was going.
00:10:27Oh!
00:10:28Are you reading Abracus?
00:10:29I love this book.
00:10:30I read it in high school.
00:10:31Oh really, I've never met anyone who's actually read it.
00:10:34Oh, um, Miss Rosenberg.
00:10:37I didn't know you were coming in today.
00:10:39Please, step into my office and we can discuss the rebranding.
00:10:41No worries at all.
00:10:42I was early.
00:10:43I just met your very impressive associate.
00:10:46I feel good about turn-time media already.
00:10:50You know, it's so nice to see such bright minds here.
00:10:52Well, actually...
00:10:53Uh, yes.
00:10:55This is Corinne.
00:10:56She is the newest addition to our marketing team.
00:10:58It's her first day.
00:11:00It is?
00:11:04It is?
00:11:05Uh, go wait in the break room.
00:11:06I'll give you a tour in a second.
00:11:07You better treat her nicely, Rhodes.
00:11:08I would steal her from my company in a heartbeat.
00:11:10Ow!
00:11:11Hi!
00:11:12I'm Corinne.
00:11:13I'm new to the team.
00:11:14We saw.
00:11:15Oh!
00:11:16You better treat her nicely, Rhodes.
00:11:17I would steal her from my company in a heartbeat.
00:11:20Ow!
00:11:21Hi!
00:11:22I'm Corinne.
00:11:23I'm new to the team.
00:11:24We saw.
00:11:25Oh!
00:11:26Oh!
00:11:27Oh!
00:11:28Oh!
00:11:29Oh!
00:11:30Oh!
00:11:31Oh!
00:11:32Oh!
00:11:34Oh!
00:11:35Oh!
00:11:36Oh!
00:11:37Oh!
00:11:38Oh!
00:11:39Oh!
00:11:40Oh!
00:11:41You really put on a show out there.
00:11:44Do you need anything, Corinne?
00:11:46Oh!
00:11:47Wait, are you the coffee girl?
00:11:48You know, I would really, really love a matcha latte.
00:11:50Mmm.
00:11:51We only have coffee, I'm afraid.
00:11:52I'll make you some.
00:11:53Summer.
00:11:54Thank you!
00:11:59So, what were your names again?
00:12:07Lilia.
00:12:08Welcome to Turntide Media.
00:12:10Uh, Mr. Rhodes would like to see you in his office.
00:12:29Come in.
00:12:30What the hell happened to you?
00:12:31I...
00:12:32It was the coffee machine.
00:12:33Super finicky.
00:12:34Do you mind if I go home and change?
00:12:35You're living out of a duffel bag.
00:12:36Do you have anything to change into?
00:12:37Okay.
00:12:38Here.
00:12:39Take my card.
00:12:40Go get yourself some new clothes.
00:12:41We have a client meeting later tonight.
00:12:42You can't go looking like that.
00:12:43No, I couldn't take you.
00:12:44No, take it.
00:12:45I see it.
00:12:46I see it as an investment in company talent.
00:12:47Take it, Corinne.
00:12:48All right, then.
00:12:49So, I'll see you back at the apartment and we can go from there?
00:12:50See you.
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00:13:44what the fuck is wrong with you
00:13:50what the fuck is wrong with you
00:13:56who spends ten thousand dollars in one afternoon
00:14:04using somebody else's money
00:14:06I'm sorry did you just say ten thousand dollars
00:14:12yes my bank called me they thought my credit card was stolen
00:14:15what the hell Corinne
00:14:16I'm so sorry I didn't even look at the tax I just picked out things that I liked
00:14:19this is how you shop
00:14:21at high end luxury stores without looking at the price
00:14:23I mean before you ran away what were you
00:14:26look I won't return everything
00:14:28I have the receipt okay
00:14:30it's somewhere
00:14:31I promise that this will all be resolved by tomorrow
00:14:34Corinne
00:14:37I'm not happy about how this happened but
00:14:40don't go to the trouble it's whatever
00:14:43now come on we have to go meet with that client
00:14:46so chop chop
00:14:47whatever you're not mad
00:14:49I mean I was when I thought you were taking advantage of me
00:14:52but turns out you are just completely financially irresponsible
00:14:55hey
00:14:56am I wrong
00:14:57look I can return everything okay
00:15:00look just forget it
00:15:01it's not a big deal
00:15:02ten thousand dollars down the drain
00:15:09and then it's just
00:15:11whatever
00:15:12is he like
00:15:15apologies for the delay Mr. Kepner
00:15:24brush iron traffic
00:15:25no matter boy
00:15:26now who do we have here
00:15:30oh Corinne Carter
00:15:32I am the new marketing associate with Turntine Media
00:15:35brought her along as part of the onboarding process
00:15:37she'll be shadowing this meeting
00:15:39if I had known you
00:15:41hire such magnificent specimens at your agency Rhodes
00:15:46I would have given you the deal right then
00:15:53well of course we would be honored if you would choose us but
00:15:57I would hope it's for less superficial reasons but
00:16:00Well, I'm assuming you're joking.
00:16:03How about I get us some drinks?
00:16:09Tell you what, Miss, uh, Karen, uh, Carla?
00:16:15Have a nightcap with me later, and the deal is yours.
00:16:20Excuse me?
00:16:21Oh, it's a really good deal, honey.
00:16:24It's just one night.
00:16:26You do want to make your boss proud, don't you?
00:16:30Look, I don't know who the fuck you think you are,
00:16:33and you're probably too drunk to even realize,
00:16:35but I am not that kind of girl, okay?
00:16:37I do play nice with men like you,
00:16:39so why don't you just keep your dirty hands off of me?
00:16:44You let an employee talk to a client like that?
00:16:47Do you want our business or not?
00:16:52Well?
00:16:53Well?
00:17:00You mean, am I going to let a client talk to an employee like that?
00:17:05And the answer's no.
00:17:07You punched me.
00:17:08You punched me!
00:17:10Do you know who I am, boy?
00:17:12I do now.
00:17:14Let's go.
00:17:14I don't know.
00:17:35Uh-huh.
00:17:37I don't want this.
00:17:38Oh, see.
00:17:38Oh, see.
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00:17:42Oh, see.
00:17:43How to dust.
00:17:55Okay, well I don't have whatever that is.
00:18:02Hmm.
00:18:10Shit!
00:18:13Uh, uh, okay.
00:18:16What are you doing in my...
00:18:20Oh my god.
00:18:22What did you do?
00:18:23It was an accident, I barely touched it.
00:18:25It just, it just fell.
00:18:26You ruined the only thing I have left of my first dog!
00:18:29An accident!
00:18:31Oh my god, I am so sorry.
00:18:34I'm going to sweep it up and...
00:18:36No! No!
00:18:37Get out!
00:18:38Get out!
00:18:39Get out!
00:18:40Wait, you can't kick me out, this is my apartment too!
00:18:42I'll make sure you get the deposit back.
00:18:43Leave!
00:18:44Wait, I don't have my phone or wallet or anything, Andy!
00:18:45Look, I can't go anywhere!
00:18:46Andy!
00:18:47Andy!
00:18:48Andy!
00:18:49Andy!
00:18:50Andy!
00:18:51Andy!
00:18:52Andy!
00:18:53Andy!
00:18:54I'm sorry, little guy.
00:18:56Andy!
00:18:57Look, I can't go anywhere!
00:18:59Andy!
00:19:00I'm sorry, little guy.
00:19:10No more roommates.
00:19:14Was she trying to clean my room?
00:19:44Corinne!
00:20:07Okay, I guess this will do.
00:20:14Wow, I wonder what happened to her.
00:20:24Sleeping in the office in pajamas?
00:20:26It's a first.
00:20:27Do you think she got kicked out of her apartment by her boyfriend?
00:20:31Tea.
00:20:32You guys are mourning already.
00:20:35Nice pajamas.
00:20:37Just leave me alone.
00:20:44Corinne, can I see you in my office, please?
00:20:48Go home and change.
00:20:50I thought you evicted me.
00:20:54Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:20:58Don't you want to change?
00:21:00Don't you want to change?
00:21:02I thought you evicted me.
00:21:04Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:21:06Don't you want to change?
00:21:08Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:21:10Don't you want to change?
00:21:11Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:21:12Don't you want to change?
00:21:14Half of the office has already seen you like this.
00:21:18Don't you want to change?
00:21:20Don't you want to change?
00:21:22I think there's a little bit of a problem.
00:21:24You're right here.
00:21:26I see you next morning.
00:21:28You're right here.
00:21:30I wanna add your doll.
00:21:34This is not a good idea.
00:21:45It's just not there yet.
00:21:47Have you guys seen Corinne yet?
00:21:49You mean since this morning?
00:21:51No.
00:21:53How unprofessional.
00:22:00Corinne!
00:22:01Corinne?
00:22:19Corinne?
00:22:20Corinne?
00:22:21Hey, are you okay?
00:22:31Corinne?
00:22:32Oh my god, you're burning up.
00:22:33Why?
00:22:34No.
00:22:35You have a fever.
00:22:36Stay here.
00:22:37I'll get some medicine.
00:22:38Hey.
00:22:39Come on.
00:22:40Take this.
00:22:41Hey.
00:22:42Come on.
00:22:43Take this.
00:22:44Hey.
00:22:45Come on.
00:22:46Take this.
00:22:47Come on.
00:22:48Come on.
00:22:49Come on.
00:22:50Come on.
00:22:51Come on.
00:22:52Come on.
00:22:53Come on.
00:22:54Come on.
00:22:55Come on.
00:22:56Come on.
00:22:57Come on.
00:22:58Come on.
00:22:59Hey.
00:23:00Come on.
00:23:01Take this.
00:23:02Come on.
00:23:03Okay.
00:23:10I'll let you sleep.
00:23:12I'm sorry.
00:23:14Just...
00:23:15Let me stay.
00:23:16Let me stay.
00:23:17Why am I naked?
00:23:43Why am I naked?
00:23:45Why am I naked?
00:23:47Um.
00:23:48So um...
00:23:51Relax.
00:23:52I'm familiar with the human body.
00:23:55I don't even have one of my own.
00:23:56But, you want me to take this off so that we're even?
00:23:59No I've seen enough of you, thank you very much.
00:24:02Um.
00:24:03Let's just pretend that this never happened, alright?
00:24:14Are you feeling better?
00:24:16I think so.
00:24:18But I'm starving.
00:24:20There's muffins on the counter.
00:24:28You got muffins?
00:24:30They were a gift from a client.
00:24:32Don't eat them all.
00:24:34Uh huh.
00:24:40Who the hell are you?
00:24:42Who the hell are you?
00:24:44What are you doing in Andy's apartment?
00:24:46Are you the maid or something?
00:24:48Excuse you, I live here,
00:24:50and you haven't explained who you are yet.
00:24:52I'm Betty, Andy's fiancée.
00:24:58I'm Betty, Andy's fiancée.
00:25:00Uh, not my fiancée.
00:25:02Betty, just because our parents shook hands on it before we were born,
00:25:06doesn't make it real.
00:25:08Now please, stop stalking me.
00:25:10Well, I wouldn't have to stalk you if you hadn't ghosted me.
00:25:12Oh damn, this apartment's even dingier than the last one.
00:25:16You ghosted her?
00:25:18Ooh, that is so bad.
00:25:22You know, would you have preferred that I file a restraining order?
00:25:24Ooh, that is really bad too.
00:25:26God, I would just cut it now.
00:25:28Oh, you'd love that, wouldn't you?
00:25:30Oh, what, do you think you're his girlfriend or something?
00:25:36Well, actually, yes.
00:25:38What?
00:25:39Yes, and we are very happy.
00:25:44Well, I guess his apartment came with more than one downgrade.
00:25:47Excuse you.
00:25:48Oh, come on, Andy.
00:25:50Stop playing hard to get.
00:25:51You know we belong together.
00:25:53No.
00:25:54Now leave before I call the police.
00:25:55You're not serious!
00:25:56No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:02I knew it was weird for the owner of an advertising agency to be in this apartment.
00:26:06How many girls are kind of knocking on our door, Andy?
00:26:13How many girls are going to be knocking on our door, Andy?
00:26:16Shut up!
00:26:17It's none of your business!
00:26:19My big shot roommate is a playboy with a trail of broken hearts.
00:26:24How lucky am I for the free entertainment?
00:26:26Mrs. Rhodes, it's a pleasure to have you here at Turntide.
00:26:39Who's your guest?
00:26:40Oh, Andrew.
00:26:41This is Mr. Carlton.
00:26:43Of the Carlton Group.
00:26:44The one and only.
00:26:47Mr. Carlton, would you mind if I had a word with Mrs. Rhodes?
00:26:51Melissa here will show you upstairs.
00:26:56What?
00:26:59Did I do something wrong?
00:27:01Why are you here?
00:27:02Again?
00:27:03To bring you another outstanding opportunity.
00:27:07Andy, Mr. Carlton can improve your standing immensely.
00:27:11Come on now.
00:27:12Mom, I have told you a million times.
00:27:14I want to make a name for myself.
00:27:17Stop meddling in my business.
00:27:19No, you know what?
00:27:20You are going to hear him out.
00:27:22Now let's not keep him waiting.
00:27:23Come on now.
00:27:26What are you looking for?
00:27:40I can't seem to find the file in the Braxton project.
00:27:44You know, I think Andy took that into his office.
00:27:46Oh.
00:27:47Somebody is about to get a travel.
00:27:52Okay.
00:27:53I'm so super sure.
00:27:54We're looking to expand in the next quarter, please.
00:28:17So, what brings you here today?
00:28:20The Carlton Group.
00:28:21We are very interested in acquiring a new one.
00:28:26Excuse me?
00:28:31Sorry, I, um, stubbed my toe.
00:28:35Please, continue.
00:28:36Well, like I was saying, I'm interested in acquiring TTM.
00:28:41Uh, I'm, I'm, uh, I'm flattered, Mr. Carlton, but we're not looking to be bought anytime
00:28:48soon.
00:28:49I'm very proud of how far we've come as an independent startup and I have plans to grow
00:28:53it further on my own.
00:28:54I, I think it's a brilliant idea.
00:28:56I mean, joining with the Carlton Group would give Turntide the much needed stability in
00:29:01this very competitive industry.
00:29:04Our identity as a young contemporary brand distinguishes us in the marketplace.
00:29:09I'm not so sure that Turntide would mesh well with the Carlton Group's longstanding traditions.
00:29:14Well, you would have to create a new identity, of course.
00:29:17I mean, you're an ad agency.
00:29:19That's your job, right?
00:29:20Your younger generation just doesn't appreciate the value of an established brand.
00:29:27And do you really want to go into competition with us?
00:29:30Mr. Rhodes, I think this is an opportunity of a lifetime.
00:29:34Thank you for the offer, Mr. Carlton, but I have to kindly refuse.
00:29:39Oh, Ed, you know how this generation is, always changing their mind and so stubborn.
00:29:46But, you know, they always do come around.
00:29:51You have daughters, don't you?
00:29:52What is it?
00:29:53Chloe and Karen, isn't it?
00:29:56I only have one daughter.
00:29:58Chloe.
00:30:07I only have one daughter.
00:30:08Chloe.
00:30:09Now, you have a big pitch coming up with the Goldfield Beer Group next week.
00:30:16We're also bidding on that deal.
00:30:19You want to make a bet to see who wins?
00:30:21How do you know about that?
00:30:22That was supposed to be a private pitch.
00:30:24I'm a Carlton, and I have eyes everywhere.
00:30:28If you win the Carlton deal, I will hand you three of my hand-picked most valuable clients.
00:30:36But if I win, you sell me your company.
00:30:43All right.
00:30:46Deal.
00:30:47I'll look forward to acquiring your company.
00:30:52Oh.
00:30:53Oh, my God.
00:30:54So sorry for the interruption.
00:30:56Well, I will see you later.
00:31:03No, no, no.
00:31:04What were you doing under my desk and in my office?
00:31:05I was just looking for a file, and I thought it would be in here.
00:31:06And then I heard you coming, and it just felt like the best idea.
00:31:09You sure it doesn't have anything to do with Ed Carlton?
00:31:10Well, look, I may or may not have hit him with my bike three years ago, and I thought he was going to recognize me.
00:31:22Okay, well, that's actually really funny, but I'm not really in a laughing mood. You heard everything that just happened.
00:31:31You're making the right choice. I know it's risky, but this could be your only shot to save Turntide.
00:31:46If you need any help, let me know.
00:31:49Is that how you deserve it?
00:31:50I do.
00:31:51Yeah.
00:31:52Oh.
00:31:53Walk of shame?
00:31:55Hey, congrats, man.
00:32:11On what?
00:32:12She's a ten for sure. Don't blame you one bit for taking a bite of new hire.
00:32:19Sure. Don't blame you one bit for taking a bite of new hire.
00:32:23If you think I hired Corinne for anything other than her skill set,
00:32:27maybe you should go find somewhere else to work.
00:32:29All right. Damn, man. Forget I said anything.
00:32:41Yeah, we can definitely do that.
00:32:44No, not a problem. We should be able to have it to you by tomorrow.
00:32:46Well, I think if... Let me call you back.
00:32:50Bob. Vince.
00:32:53To what do I owe the pleasure?
00:32:55Your mother would like you at a fitting for your wedding suit.
00:32:58We're here to escort you.
00:33:00Well, that's not going to happen.
00:33:01I have a really busy schedule today, and also I'm not getting married.
00:33:05Well, your mother is very insistent, Mr. Rhodes. Very.
00:33:10Did my dad send them?
00:33:11Well, I'm just...
00:33:13Guys.
00:33:15Hey, let's keep going.
00:33:16Corinne, can we just...
00:33:17Oh! Whoa! Whoa!
00:33:24You didn't need to do that.
00:33:26I have been seeing these creeps around, okay?
00:33:28Be safe. Get pepper spray.
00:33:29Yeah, I'll look into that.
00:33:30Oh, I think you got some on my shirt.
00:33:32Oh, it's fine. I'll do laundry.
00:33:35Now?
00:33:36I can do laundry.
00:33:38I think.
00:33:39I think.
00:33:39I think you're the first from priority setting, but not now.
00:33:56Oh, there you are.
00:33:58I think you'll be cool.
00:34:00Hey!
00:34:01Oh, it burns, it burns, it burns.
00:34:21Oh, do not have a pet pee.
00:34:22Oh!
00:34:25Ow!
00:34:31The other nail?
00:34:38Oh, this one.
00:34:43Come on.
00:34:48No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:34:59Spoon?
00:35:00Microwave?
00:35:01No.
00:35:02No.
00:35:05Here.
00:35:12Okay, whatever my parents were paying the maids, they need to double it.
00:35:19Wax or oil?
00:35:28Hm.
00:35:29Close enough.
00:35:40Hey!
00:35:42Did you cook?
00:35:43Yep.
00:35:44And I used a recipe.
00:35:46Oh!
00:35:47And the best part is...
00:35:52I cleaned the floors!
00:35:54You what?
00:35:56Look, I just wanted to say thank you for all of your help and, you know, getting a job.
00:36:00And it's Saturday.
00:36:02So I cleaned the floors!
00:36:05Looks great in here.
00:36:06And it smells great too.
00:36:09Yeah, well get over here before it gets cold.
00:36:16Uh, what the hell did you clean the floors with?
00:36:18Uh, soap?
00:36:20Oh, and then I polished them with oil.
00:36:24Olive oil.
00:36:25I'm assuming that's not the right kind of oil?
00:36:28No.
00:36:29Not the right kind of oil.
00:36:31We are going to walk very, very slowly to the towel closet.
00:36:35Yeah.
00:36:38Oh!
00:36:40Okay, I have to go.
00:36:41Come on, right here.
00:36:43Okay, well move your foot.
00:36:45Oh god.
00:36:46That was a good idea!
00:36:47Wait!
00:36:48Oh my god.
00:36:49Are you okay?
00:37:03No.
00:37:09Oh my god.
00:37:10It smells so good!
00:37:11It smells so good!
00:37:12It smells really great!
00:37:14I should...
00:37:18Brussels sprouts.
00:37:19Yeah, I'll go get the...
00:37:20Yeah, yeah.
00:37:21Yeah, you do that.
00:37:23Okay.
00:37:28Okay, new house rule.
00:37:30No more chores without supervision.
00:37:32Hey, dinner was edible.
00:37:40Get a hand over there?
00:37:42No.
00:37:44I'm all powerful.
00:37:51Yeah, the bruise on my ass would say otherwise.
00:37:54Sure.
00:37:56I am really, really sorry about that.
00:37:58There's a lot I need to learn.
00:38:01Yeah.
00:38:03There's a lot that you do know.
00:38:04Yeah.
00:38:05Like how to escape a wedding.
00:38:07I saw those heels.
00:38:08That could not have been easy.
00:38:09If you could be any animal, which one would you be?
00:38:17I'd be like a spider monkey.
00:38:19Ooh.
00:38:19Okay, so which ones go?
00:38:21He'd jump.
00:38:21I don't know.
00:38:22X, come on.
00:38:22X.
00:38:23You know, my mom taught my sister and I how to have perfect posture and impeccable taste.
00:38:33But she didn't teach us anything useful, like how to cook or clean or live independently.
00:38:43I mean, I never really liked those lessons anyway.
00:38:47I was always just questioning everything.
00:38:49My sister was really good at it though.
00:38:51And then at some point they just stopped trying.
00:38:53So you have a sister.
00:38:56Yeah.
00:38:58Older.
00:38:59Kola Wee.
00:39:02She is the definition of golden child.
00:39:06Brilliant, beautiful, and most importantly, Obie.
00:39:11Yeah, in my parents' eyes I was always the disappointing, troublemaking, younger sister
00:39:16who was only really good for one thing.
00:39:20Marriage.
00:39:21And hopefully to a guy who would just shut me up for good.
00:39:27I see.
00:39:29Arranged marriage.
00:39:31You don't really seem that surprised.
00:39:33Uh, yeah.
00:39:34It, uh, it happened to a friend of mine.
00:39:37Oh.
00:39:39Yeah.
00:39:41I only met him, like, once before the wedding.
00:39:44So weird.
00:39:45Well, you know what?
00:39:46I'm glad you ran away.
00:39:49Fuck him.
00:39:51Yeah?
00:39:54Yeah.
00:39:56Okay, well I haven't really brought much peace into your life.
00:40:00I'm not good at everything like my sister, okay?
00:40:03I don't pick up on things easily.
00:40:04You're smart, Corinne.
00:40:06Scary smart.
00:40:07Sometimes.
00:40:07And I think that you just need to show them that you can live just as good of a life.
00:40:14Now, you know what?
00:40:14Hell, better.
00:40:16On your own terms.
00:40:18And you're not alone.
00:40:23Why are you looking at me like that?
00:40:26No, I'm sorry.
00:40:26I just, I just really want to kiss you.
00:40:30No, no, no, no.
00:40:55There better be something in your pocket.
00:41:02What are you imagining?
00:41:04Oh, God.
00:41:05No!
00:41:09Uh, we should do anything else.
00:41:13Okay.
00:41:14Okay, yep.
00:41:15Okay.
00:41:15Okay, yep.
00:41:16Was I snoring?
00:41:19You know, I'm gonna get some water.
00:41:20I'm gonna get some water.
00:41:20Okay, okay.
00:41:23This apartment is depressing.
00:41:24You know that?
00:41:27The only thing you own is action figures and video games.
00:41:30That is the definition of delinquency.
00:41:34Excuse me?
00:41:35Look, we've lived in this apartment long enough, okay?
00:41:37Where's the decor?
00:41:39The books?
00:41:40The books?
00:41:43I don't read books.
00:41:44It's the 21st century.
00:41:45Who owns books?
00:41:46Every sensible adult in the world?
00:41:48Well, I, uh, didn't take you for a nerd, Corey.
00:41:52Okay, this is unacceptable.
00:41:54You need to read, Andy.
00:41:55How can you be the founder of a media company if you don't read?
00:42:00I listen to podcasts.
00:42:01Yes.
00:42:03I gotta go run some errands.
00:42:04I'll be home later.
00:42:06Okay.
00:42:06You can just do whatever you want.
00:42:08Unless you're asking me for permission.
00:42:10In that case, no.
00:42:12Did you forget your keys again?
00:42:26John?
00:42:32John?
00:42:34So this is where you're spending your little vacation?
00:42:37No, um, this is my home.
00:42:41Home.
00:42:42Very funny.
00:42:43This is merely a month's long tantrum.
00:42:46Befitting of a brat.
00:42:48Who is ungrateful as you.
00:42:51Well, I like it.
00:42:52When are you coming back?
00:42:54James did not like that stunt you pulled.
00:42:57And you embarrassed us all.
00:42:58And you almost cost us our connection with the Prescott's.
00:43:02Luckily, James and his parents are willing to forget that.
00:43:06How did you find me?
00:43:08Oh, please.
00:43:09I hired a private investigator when you ran.
00:43:12I've known about this place for weeks.
00:43:14You cut me off completely just so you could secretly watch me suffer?
00:43:18No.
00:43:19This is my life now, okay?
00:43:21I have worked for it.
00:43:22Just leave me alone.
00:43:24Cutting you off was your punishment.
00:43:26It was to teach you a lesson, but apparently I guess it didn't.
00:43:29You are a Carlton.
00:43:31Act like it.
00:43:32Your sister is nearly ready to take over as the CEO of our company.
00:43:37While you are wasting our name.
00:43:41The least that you can do is accept your place as a dutiful wife.
00:43:46I am not some complacent little prize for your business partners.
00:43:51You know what?
00:43:52My boyfriend is coming home soon and he really doesn't like it when I'm upset.
00:43:57Boyfriend?
00:43:58What boyfriend?
00:44:00What boyfriend?
00:44:01Well, his name is Andy.
00:44:03And if you don't know about him, maybe you should get a new private investigator.
00:44:07Now get out!
00:44:09I regret this little girl.
00:44:11Oh!
00:44:11Come on!
00:44:31Andy?
00:44:32What are you doing here?
00:44:34Um, I pass by this place every day.
00:44:37You know, I just thought I'd stop in and see what all the hubbub's about.
00:44:43Aw, did my comment get to you?
00:44:45We thought it was so sweet.
00:44:47No.
00:44:48No, I'm not buying anything.
00:44:49Huh.
00:44:52No.
00:44:53I am.
00:44:54Hold this.
00:44:59Classic.
00:45:01Little women.
00:45:02Mm-hmm.
00:45:03Are they like Tinkerbell?
00:45:06They are full-sized.
00:45:07You two are building quite the library there.
00:45:12You two are building quite the library there.
00:45:15Oh, we were just getting started.
00:45:16No kidding.
00:45:17Well, we just got a very special shipment in.
00:45:20A rare first edition of the Complete Poems of Emily Dickinson by Thomas H. Johnson.
00:45:25Which is Riley regarded as the authoritative collection of her work.
00:45:29And only for $200.
00:45:31It's an opportunity you can't miss if you're a true collector.
00:45:34Ma'am.
00:45:37Johnson's complete Emily Dickinson.
00:45:39It may be her first full collection of her work, but it is far from authoritative.
00:45:43I mean, Miller's has been regarded as the leading version among scholars for, well, years.
00:45:48And if I wanted to get a first edition Johnson, I could easily get it for $80.
00:45:51So before you sell me an outdated and overpriced book, maybe you should just think about whether or not I'm an idiot.
00:45:56Well, then.
00:46:03So, you can't do chores, but you're a literature expert.
00:46:07This one is my favorite.
00:46:12I've never heard of it.
00:46:14Oh, it is so juicy.
00:46:17High society affairs.
00:46:18Unrequited love.
00:46:20Plot twists.
00:46:22Oh, it is such a fun time.
00:46:24We have so many.
00:46:27Maybe next time.
00:46:28Could you help me send a postcard?
00:46:54Who's this?
00:46:55This?
00:46:55He is...
00:46:57James Prescott.
00:46:59Karen's fiancée.
00:47:00And you are?
00:47:03Andy Rhodes.
00:47:04You have a fiancée?
00:47:06Okay.
00:47:08You are not my fiancée, James, and just quit telling people that.
00:47:10Just because you left me at the altar doesn't mean we won't get married eventually.
00:47:15Oh, you're that guy.
00:47:17Man, you know, you really can't take no for an answer.
00:47:21Stay out of this.
00:47:23This is between me and her.
00:47:24She can make her own decisions.
00:47:27In fact, you know, why don't we ask her, Corinne, did you change your mind?
00:47:31No, I didn't.
00:47:34Well, there you have it.
00:47:37No means no.
00:47:38And she's here with me, so you can go on about your day.
00:47:40Okay, look, man, I don't know who you think.
00:47:48Okay, guys, we are in public.
00:47:50James, I don't even know you, okay?
00:47:51This was all of our parents' idea, and I'm sure there is a lovely girl out there for you
00:47:56who is not me.
00:47:57There you go.
00:48:00Bye-bye now.
00:48:01Look, I don't know who this punk thinks he is, but this isn't over.
00:48:04I wonder what your father has to say about this, Quentin.
00:48:12His hair is really shiny.
00:48:17Did you get oak and my coffee?
00:48:22I'll get us.
00:48:23Oh, my goodness!
00:48:30I miss you so much.
00:48:32Ditto.
00:48:32Carlton just isn't the same without you.
00:48:34No.
00:48:35So, this is the new place, huh?
00:48:37Yeah, turn-tide media.
00:48:39Oh, my God, let me give you a tour.
00:48:40Yes.
00:48:43Ooh.
00:48:49It's the storm cloud.
00:48:50Yeah, remember when I said I had a roommate?
00:48:51And now he's also my boss.
00:48:56But he's not normally like that.
00:48:57I wonder what happened.
00:48:59I think I might know.
00:49:01Someone published an expose on turn-tide media.
00:49:04It's all over the news.
00:49:10Oh, no.
00:49:11That's really bad.
00:49:12Yeah.
00:49:13I'd better go.
00:49:13But dinner's here?
00:49:14Okay, yes, please.
00:49:16Good luck.
00:49:19Thanks.
00:49:21Well, that's a good start to the morning.
00:49:25I'm literally sick to my stomach right now.
00:49:31What's going on?
00:49:34Didn't you hear?
00:49:35We're the new poster child for unethical advertising.
00:49:38Apparently, there was a recall on the first product deal Andy ever did as CEO.
00:49:41And the worst part, the Carlton Group boosted the article immediately and said,
00:49:47this is what happens when he let a bunch of money-hungry Gen Zers run an ad agency.
00:49:52They've got to be behind him.
00:49:53Didn't Ed Carlton just visit the office a week ago?
00:49:55Yeah.
00:49:56Mm-hmm.
00:49:57Can I see you all in the conference room?
00:49:59No.
00:49:59Okay.
00:50:01Okay.
00:50:02What's going to happen?
00:50:05As some of you may know, malicious headlines have been circling around Turntide.
00:50:11Most of the report is false, but we do have some evidence of an internal data leak.
00:50:17We have a mole?
00:50:21We have a mole?
00:50:23Too soon to say.
00:50:25But I will get to the bottom of this.
00:50:26Well, if you ask me, everything was fine until a certain someone was hired.
00:50:32I guess the tabloids aren't the only one throwing around baseless accusations.
00:50:37I'm just putting together two and two.
00:50:39We didn't have a leak before you were hired.
00:50:41Enough.
00:50:42I didn't call this meeting so that people could point fingers at one another.
00:50:45The Goldfield pitch is coming up, and it is our top priority to secure this deal.
00:50:49If we can win them over, who knows?
00:50:50Maybe we can regain the trust of some of our other clients.
00:50:53This pitch is life or death for Turntide.
00:50:56So I'm going to be presenting it.
00:51:02So, mind you, he's fully naked when he drags me into the shower to show me his waterbending
00:51:07skills.
00:51:08But it was just water dripping down his fingers.
00:51:12Yeah, I was five.
00:51:13You know, I recall having to call 911 to, uh, rescue you from a tree after your failed experiment
00:51:20with flying using helium balloons.
00:51:23I was levitating off the ground for a little bit.
00:51:27You know, that's considered flying.
00:51:29That's fair.
00:51:29He was.
00:51:29Shall we?
00:51:44Wait, Luke, where the hell are you guys going?
00:51:47You're enjoying your night, bro.
00:51:48What the hell is happening?
00:51:56Okay, you really have to learn how to read a room.
00:51:59Their eyes have been glued to each other all night.
00:52:02Oh.
00:52:04Yeah, good for them.
00:52:05You're cute.
00:52:10Come on, waterbender.
00:52:12Let's go home.
00:52:15Come on.
00:52:20Well, I, for one, think Andy and Karan would be great together.
00:52:23Mm-hmm.
00:52:24And not just because Andy introduced me to his best friend.
00:52:30Excuse me.
00:52:34Yeah, I'm really rooting for him, too.
00:52:35Just glad Karan is doing well.
00:52:37She's been through so much in such a short time.
00:52:41But Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:46But Andy didn't tell you?
00:52:48She got disowned by her rich family.
00:52:50They're apparently a big deal.
00:52:51They wanted her to marry some big shot, but she didn't love him.
00:52:56She's never been on her own before, so she had to learn from scratch.
00:52:59Oh, wow.
00:53:02I had no idea.
00:53:08It's pretty funny, then, how she met Andy.
00:53:10You know?
00:53:11Like, it's ironic that she ran away from one rich guy straight into the arms of another.
00:53:16Her family would be thrilled if they ever took their heads out of their asses.
00:53:23Wait.
00:53:24Andy is rich?
00:53:26Yeah.
00:53:27Uh-huh.
00:53:29Haven't you heard of the Rhodes family?
00:53:33Oh, my God.
00:53:34Rhodes hotels?
00:53:35I never even put it together.
00:53:36Yeah, he went on his own a couple years ago.
00:53:39He wanted to make a name for himself, pave his own way aside from his family.
00:53:43And, um...
00:53:44You and Karan don't know anything about Andy.
00:53:48And you and Andy don't know about Karan.
00:53:52Holy shit!
00:53:53Hey, girl.
00:54:01Okay, tell me everything.
00:54:07Masking in the afterglow?
00:54:10I don't kiss and tell.
00:54:11It was amazing.
00:54:12Ten out of ten.
00:54:13But before I give you details, there's something way more urgent I have to tell you.
00:54:17You're never going to guess what I heard last night.
00:54:19Uh, but, uh, you got a sec?
00:54:21Uh, yeah, sure.
00:54:23I could take a break.
00:54:25Okay, what?
00:54:25What is more important than your sex life?
00:54:28I heard one of the craziest things from Monica last night.
00:54:31Did you know Karan comes from one of the wealthiest families in the country?
00:54:35What did you say?
00:54:37Karan.
00:54:38Andy comes from a rich family.
00:54:40Rhodes hotels.
00:54:41What?
00:54:42Yeah.
00:54:43Dude, Karan is, or was, I guess, a Carlton.
00:54:48What would you say?
00:54:52You're a Carlton.
00:55:12You're a Carlton.
00:55:14Yes.
00:55:15I'm the Carlton's youngest daughter.
00:55:17Not that they would acknowledge it.
00:55:18You're a Carlton.
00:55:19The same corporation that's been trying to buy me out and bad-mouthing me in the press.
00:55:23Are you the fucking mole?
00:55:24Is that why you showed up in this apartment in the first place?
00:55:26Oh.
00:55:27Do you really think that I would do that to you?
00:55:29After everything we've been through.
00:55:31You know me, Andy.
00:55:32You know that I have no loyalty to my family.
00:55:35I don't know.
00:55:36What do you mean?
00:55:36Why didn't you tell me that you come from a rich family, too?
00:55:39How is that relevant right now?
00:55:41How is that relevant?
00:55:42You're accusing me of lying about my family, yet you did the, uh, exact same thing?
00:55:47Well, at least I have an excuse.
00:55:48What's yours?
00:55:49Were you cut off from your family, too?
00:55:51No.
00:55:51No.
00:55:52I wasn't.
00:55:52Okay, well then, why are you here?
00:55:54You don't even need to live a normal life.
00:55:56What, are you just pretending for fun?
00:55:58I am not here for fun.
00:56:00I went out on my own to prove myself.
00:56:02Everybody just expected me to join the family business.
00:56:04But I needed to make my own way in the world.
00:56:07Okay, well then, why didn't you just tell me that, okay?
00:56:09Why don't you trust me?
00:56:10Well, I didn't tell you because I thought that you could be a-
00:56:12Could be what?
00:56:13I thought that you could be after my money.
00:56:16I thought that you could be after my money.
00:56:21Okay, look, that came out-
00:56:22Matt Buckington!
00:56:24First I'm a traitor, and now I'm a gold digger.
00:56:26You know what?
00:56:27You are just a real class-ass dandy.
00:56:28Oh, stop deflecting.
00:56:30You heard this from Mr. Carlton that while you were snooping around in my office,
00:56:33no less, and you didn't say anything.
00:56:35I have every right to be angry.
00:56:37I chose freedom!
00:56:40And I lost everything because of it.
00:56:43Do you really think that I would turn around and just betray you like that?
00:56:49I opened up to you about everything, and you just turn around and throw it in my face.
00:56:54I even told you that my parents were for my sister over me.
00:56:57And you know how important it is for me to be treated as an equal, and yet you still don't do it.
00:57:02When?
00:57:03When have I not treated you as an equal?
00:57:05Do you suspect you're equal of ulterior motives, so much so that you would accuse her of being the mole?
00:57:12After living with her for weeks?
00:57:14No, it doesn't matter.
00:57:16I saw the door camera, Fridge.
00:57:18Eric Carlton was standing right here in this apartment.
00:57:20Did you feed him information then?
00:57:21He was just trying to get me to come back.
00:57:30I have seen you lie, Corinne.
00:57:33It comes as easily to you as breathing.
00:57:35Ever since you showed up in this apartment, you have caused me nothing but trouble,
00:57:38and I swear, if you're the reason that my agency is in jeopardy, I'm...
00:57:43That sounds like you already think I'm guilty.
00:57:48So be it.
00:57:51Oh, honey.
00:58:00I'll get the ice cream.
00:58:02Come on.
00:58:08Enjoy.
00:58:09Hi, welcome.
00:58:14Corinne.
00:58:18Why did you ask me here, James?
00:58:20Cutting right to the chase.
00:58:22Okay.
00:58:23Well, you see, I haven't quite given up on our future nuptials.
00:58:28Wait.
00:58:29You're going to want to hear what I have to say.
00:58:31Please.
00:58:32What could you possibly say to convince me to go along with this arrangement?
00:58:36Your boy toy isn't who he says he is.
00:58:38Andy?
00:58:39I know.
00:58:41He's part of the Rhodes family.
00:58:43Big whoop.
00:58:44Not that, Corinne.
00:58:45He's engaged to this woman, Betty Kenden, 25.
00:58:51She's a childhood sweetheart of his.
00:58:53No, no, no.
00:58:54I met her.
00:58:55She's crazy.
00:58:56They've been engaged to be married since childhood.
00:58:59My source is correct, which, trust me, it is.
00:59:03The wedding is set for me.
00:59:04Well, you're wrong.
00:59:06Who's your source?
00:59:07Who's your source?
00:59:08Okay, you know what?
00:59:24You still haven't said what that has to do with you and I.
00:59:27So just get to the point.
00:59:28The point is, Corinne, I know you love him, but you can't have him.
00:59:33He belongs to Miss Camden.
00:59:35This past month, all of it, it's been fake.
00:59:38A dream.
00:59:39Fuck you.
00:59:40What I can offer you is real.
00:59:42Yeah, what's that?
00:59:43Security, a home.
00:59:45Assurance that what you have won't disappear in an instant.
00:59:47You will be taken care of forever.
00:59:50You will never have to worry or doubt ever again.
00:59:53Take some time.
00:59:54Think about it.
00:59:56I'll be waiting.
00:59:58Do you remember, Andy, how her Easter dress got so muddy that your parents had to cancel
01:00:06the press shoot?
01:00:07That was such a fun day, despite the looks on their faces.
01:00:12Oh, gosh.
01:00:13You know, you two made such a couple then and now.
01:00:20Excuse me, I need to use the restroom.
01:00:22This place is just so lovely, isn't it?
01:00:29Sorry, I just need to send a quick message.
01:00:31No problem, dear.
01:00:32It's such a lovely evening, isn't it?
01:00:45Yes.
01:00:46There he is.
01:00:47There he is.
01:00:50Oh.
01:00:58Fuck this.
01:01:02Excuse me.
01:01:06Is he taunting me?
01:01:12Is this psychological warfare?
01:01:14You know what?
01:01:16James is right.
01:01:17I really need to get myself out of this mess.
01:01:22Corinne!
01:01:23What a coincidence.
01:01:26I was just having dinner with Andy and his mother.
01:01:29Would you like to join?
01:01:31Are you the one who texted me off of Andy's phone?
01:01:33Oh.
01:01:34Did you really think Andy wanted to talk things over and make up?
01:01:37How sad.
01:01:48Hello there.
01:01:49Didn't expect to hear from you so soon.
01:01:52You're right.
01:01:53Imagine that.
01:01:54What will you do?
01:02:00You know what?
01:02:01I would like to propose a toast.
01:02:03To Turntide.
01:02:05And all the success that you've had, Andy.
01:02:07I am so proud of you.
01:02:10Cheers.
01:02:13Thanks, Mom.
01:02:14That means a lot.
01:02:15But I didn't propose this dinner to discuss work.
01:02:20I brought you here because we need to put this matter to bed.
01:02:23What's the matter?
01:02:25Betty and I's engagement.
01:02:27Listen, Mom.
01:02:27I know you and the Camden's have wanted this for my entire life.
01:02:31But just because you're telling people it's going to happen doesn't make it true.
01:02:34I'm a grown man now.
01:02:35I need to make my own decisions.
01:02:37Andy?
01:02:39You know what?
01:02:40I'm tired of this.
01:02:42I have been nothing but patient and understanding for years.
01:02:45And all you do is reject me.
01:02:47I've been waiting for you my whole life.
01:02:50What does she have that I don't?
01:02:51Oh, who is she?
01:02:54She is the woman Andy is living with.
01:02:57Andy, is that true?
01:03:00She's just a roommate.
01:03:01And her name's Corinne.
01:03:03Betty, I can't marry you.
01:03:04And it's not because of her it wouldn't be right.
01:03:07I'm sorry.
01:03:07Fix it.
01:03:10I'm going to call my parents.
01:03:13Andy?
01:03:15Just because you have a startup does not mean that you have life figured out.
01:03:20First you turned down the Carltons and now the Camdens?
01:03:24God, what are you doing?
01:03:26Are you trying to run your career into the ground, Andy?
01:03:30Partnerships shouldn't be bought.
01:03:32They should be earned.
01:03:34And I want to marry somebody I love, not somebody that I see business value in.
01:03:37You have known Betty your entire life.
01:03:39And our family approves of her.
01:03:41And you stand the risk of insulting her family the longer you put off this marriage.
01:03:47Do you understand?
01:03:48If I can't marry somebody that I love, then I'll just walk away from it all.
01:03:51How dare you?
01:03:55Do you really think that I had a choice in who I married?
01:03:59Do you want the same for your child?
01:04:02You are young.
01:04:03And I know what's best for you.
01:04:05And this is not over.
01:04:07And you will figure it out.
01:04:20Are you leaving?
01:04:22Yes.
01:04:23You could just keep the rest of my stuff or throw it away.
01:04:27I don't really care.
01:04:28Is this about the other night?
01:04:29Can you blame me for suspecting you?
01:04:31Do you know what's really ironic?
01:04:32You accuse me of being this big mastermind and saying all this bullshit about me.
01:04:37Yet you are the one with the biggest secret of all.
01:04:39What the hell are you talking about?
01:04:42Enjoy married life.
01:04:43Oh, what?
01:04:46Cat got your tongue now?
01:04:48You know, I should have known that you were a player from the very beginning.
01:04:52Why are you even mad?
01:04:54We're just roommates.
01:04:56What does it matter to you?
01:04:59Just roommates.
01:05:00You know, that's low even for you, Andy.
01:05:03What?
01:05:04We had moments.
01:05:05The flirting.
01:05:06Oh, we shared a kiss for God's sake.
01:05:07Does none of that mean anything to you?
01:05:08We were drinking.
01:05:10Right.
01:05:11Got it.
01:05:13Where are you going?
01:05:14None of your business.
01:05:15Oh, you're going back to them, aren't you?
01:05:17To James?
01:05:18And I'm supposed to believe you're innocent now?
01:05:20I always was.
01:05:22If that's the case, then you're a coward.
01:05:24What?
01:05:24After all of the progress you've made, the life that you built for yourself through blood,
01:05:28sweat, and tears, you're just going to give it all away?
01:05:30Take the easy way out.
01:05:32You're better than that, Corinne.
01:05:33What does it matter to you?
01:05:36We're just roommates, remember?
01:05:39Well, not anymore!
01:05:40Look, we decided to show up.
01:05:52You look tired.
01:05:53I'm here.
01:06:06Mr. Fincher, Mr. Thompson, it's an honor to have you here today.
01:06:10We will be presenting our pitch for Goldfield Beer as a team.
01:06:14Here at Turntide, we aim to pinpoint the core that makes a product attractive to consumers
01:06:19and then elevate it into the public consciousness.
01:06:23Through meticulous research, we have found that the two words most commonly associated
01:06:27with Goldfield is summer and taste.
01:06:30Now, accompanied with visual and auditory cues.
01:06:40And that brings us to the slogan that will transform Goldfield's presence in the market.
01:06:48Goldfield, the taste of summer.
01:06:50Mr. Rhodes, you've certainly put a lot of effort into this.
01:06:59It's an impeccable presentation.
01:07:01Virtually flawless.
01:07:02We can see the quality that comes out of Turntide.
01:07:05That may also be your greatest weakness.
01:07:07On the surface, the ad is perfect, but it doesn't possess anything beyond that.
01:07:12I mean, the taste of summer.
01:07:14Come on, what does that even mean?
01:07:15I mean, it's soulless.
01:07:19Right.
01:07:19Basic.
01:07:21And we cannot sign off on this.
01:07:26And we cannot sign off on this.
01:07:29Well, you know, you'd be surprised.
01:07:31As I mentioned, studies show that people are very receptive to summer themes.
01:07:36They produce neural responses akin to nostalgia.
01:07:39Ads like this are almost guaranteed to bring in higher year-end profits.
01:07:43It's a safe bet.
01:07:45You're well aware of the advantage of this type of marketing, Mr. Rhodes.
01:07:49Other beer brands have been using it for decades.
01:07:52Yeah, and we're not other beer brands.
01:07:54I mean, we didn't take the risk of coming to a new up-and-coming ad agency
01:07:58to get a boring, safe pitch.
01:08:02Um, well, you know, I can, uh...
01:08:05We've seen enough from you, Mr. Rhodes.
01:08:08Look, I don't want to give an ultimatum, but if you don't give us something impressive,
01:08:13like, right now, we're walking.
01:08:16Please, if you give us one more day, we can put together a presentation that is equally impressive.
01:08:20We don't want another presentation.
01:08:22We want a good idea.
01:08:29Miss...
01:08:30Corinne Carlton.
01:08:32Corinne Carlton, isn't that, um...
01:08:35What are you doing?
01:08:38I can pitch.
01:08:41I can pitch.
01:08:45Well, then, go ahead.
01:08:49I recently had the misfortune of losing almost everything I had.
01:08:53And although it was my choice, it was still really hard.
01:08:56And most people think that when you're struggling, you're focused on the basics.
01:09:01Getting a job, finding a safe place to live, affording food and necessities, and surviving.
01:09:07And for the most part, that is, that's true.
01:09:11But in the in-between moments, when everything is just hitting you, you're just looking for comfort.
01:09:17Just about everywhere.
01:09:19You're looking for anything and everything that'll give you a sense of belonging that you used to have.
01:09:24And in one of those moments, someone gave me a gold-filled beer.
01:09:27And I had a really hard time opening it.
01:09:29You know, weak hands.
01:09:31But I couldn't believe how something so simple could mean so much.
01:09:43It was just a beer, but...
01:09:46You know, this may not resonate, but I keep thinking about this quote that Ernest Hemingway wrote.
01:09:51I did not care what it was all about.
01:09:53Life.
01:09:54You know?
01:09:55All I wanted to know was how to live in it.
01:09:57And if I found out how to live in it, then you learned from what it was all about.
01:10:04Goldfield.
01:10:05Live in it.
01:10:06Sun also rises.
01:10:08You'd have no way of knowing this, young lady, but our CEO is very fond of Hemingway.
01:10:14If you were here right now, be over the moon.
01:10:16He'll love the idea of our ad referencing a favorite.
01:10:21Well, I can throw together some mock-outs by the end of the week.
01:10:28Excellent.
01:10:29We look forward to seeing that.
01:10:31Miss Carlton, you have a bright future here.
01:10:35That means a lot.
01:10:36Mr. Thompson, Mr. Fincher, please wait.
01:10:58What more is there to discuss?
01:11:01We made ourselves very clear on it.
01:11:04I don't know if you know this, but my father is Neil Martin.
01:11:08Okay, and?
01:11:09He's the largest supplier of wheat on the West Coast.
01:11:12A connection with him would be very beneficial for Goldfield.
01:11:16If you go back in there and tell my boss you're turning down Turn Tides Pitch and going with the Carlton Group, I can make that happen.
01:11:23If you had done any research into our company, Miss Martin, you'd know we produce our own wheat.
01:11:32Goldfield started as a farm.
01:11:34Yeah, and does Mr. Rhodes know that you're trying to bribe us on behalf of another company?
01:11:41How about if you do it, I'll give you a night you won't forget.
01:11:46Both of you.
01:11:47Mr. Rhodes, you need to control your people.
01:11:56Never in my entire career experience something so unprofessional.
01:11:59Is this your corporate culture?
01:12:02Absolutely not.
01:12:03And this is no longer an employee of Turn Tide.
01:12:06My sincerest apologies to both of you, and we will make up for this violation tenfold.
01:12:11If you can come through like your all-star associate promised, maybe we can forget about this.
01:12:24Mr. Rhodes, please.
01:12:24So it was you.
01:12:25What the fuck were you thinking?
01:12:28I've worked my ass off for this company.
01:12:31I was here when it was nothing.
01:12:33I should have been made a partner ages ago, but you never even considered it.
01:12:37Ed Carlton offered me an executive role just for doing a small favor.
01:12:42So you betrayed us?
01:12:44Put the entire agency in jeopardy.
01:12:46If Corinne hadn't saved us back there, then-
01:12:48Please!
01:12:49I could have done the same thing.
01:12:51Pack your things.
01:12:52You're fired.
01:12:53I don't believe it.
01:12:59I don't know.
01:13:00It's okay.
01:13:01I love it.
01:13:01Please!
01:13:02Take your everything!
01:13:04Let me Go A Light!
01:13:04Please!
01:13:05You're fired!
01:13:05You're fired!
01:13:06And you're fired.
01:13:07Right?
01:13:07We didn't ever bought that.
01:13:37Not one word, not one gesture of yours shall I, could I, ever forget.
01:13:49Who read it?
01:13:59Mr. Carlton, figured you would show up at some point, come to hand over your clients to me?
01:14:05Enjoy them while you have them, because I'm sure they'll come crawling back soon.
01:14:10Do you know who won the deal for us?
01:14:12Corinne, your daughter.
01:14:14Seems like you lost your biggest asset when you cut her off from the family.
01:14:18Corinne? How?
01:14:21I have a deal for you.
01:14:23What?
01:14:24I will give you back these clients, but you have to give up something else.
01:14:29And that would be?
01:14:30Corinne, relinquish your control and let her live her own life.
01:14:34On her own terms.
01:14:36Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:42Stay out of her life for good.
01:14:43Deal.
01:14:44Betty, we need to talk about the wedding.
01:14:57Hey, Melissa, have you seen Andy? I just really need to talk to him.
01:15:05No, he's not in yet.
01:15:06But did you hear what happened?
01:15:08No, what happened?
01:15:10Andy fired Lilia.
01:15:12Apparently she's the Carlton mole.
01:15:14It got really intense, so he sent her hacking.
01:15:18It was epic.
01:15:20He's also super hot.
01:15:22Okay.
01:15:23What?
01:15:24Wait, how did I miss this?
01:15:25You were still in the meeting room.
01:15:27I was the only witness.
01:15:29Perks of being HR.
01:15:31Okay, do you know where he is?
01:15:33That's the craziest part.
01:15:34He is at the courthouse downtown.
01:15:36What?
01:15:37He's getting married.
01:15:39Andy!
01:15:40I'm so sorry.
01:16:08Someone told me that you were at the courthouse.
01:16:11Are you here to heroically stop my Irene's marriage?
01:16:14Okay, well you don't belong with Betty, okay? You just don't.
01:16:18You've worked so hard and you deserve to be with somebody that loves you, like everything about you.
01:16:22Well, maybe Betty does, but you know what I really don't think so? She's kind of a bitch.
01:16:26Sorry, I'm getting kind of sidetracked.
01:16:28Do not laugh at me, okay? I am trying to give a speech.
01:16:33You, um, you deserve to pick your own path. Whatever that is.
01:16:40And you know, I've always kind of really admired that about you.
01:16:43Just don't go through with it. If I can call off my wedding, then so can you!
01:16:47Are you done?
01:16:49Yes.
01:16:50I'm not marrying Betty.
01:16:55I'm not marrying Betty.
01:16:59Hey, Betty. Can we talk about the marriage?
01:17:02Andy, can't you just be happy with me?
01:17:04Our mothers are so intent on the marriage, they've decided to forgo the wedding altogether and just get it over with in a courthouse.
01:17:10Isn't that enough for you?
01:17:12You need to stand up to them with me.
01:17:14This whole time you've been perfectly obedient, this will not be over until you say no to.
01:17:18It's not just obedience, Andy. I've loved you since we were kids.
01:17:22You don't love me. You don't even know what love is.
01:17:25I was never gonna marry Betty contrary to popular belief.
01:17:30Oh, just like I was never the mole contrary to popular belief.
01:17:34So, is this where I get to say I told you so?
01:17:37I may or may not have made some assumptions.
01:17:40Understatement of the year.
01:17:42And reacted without solid evidence.
01:17:46I'm sorry for not trusting you, Cory.
01:17:48Nothing that I said to you was true.
01:17:50You haven't made my life any worse.
01:17:52In fact, you have made it a hell of a lot better.
01:17:57We can call it even.
01:18:02Sure.
01:18:03So, what is Mr. Rose going to do now?
01:18:09Well, I actually have a very busy evening moving my roommate in.
01:18:13Oh!
01:18:15It's gonna be a workout too.
01:18:16She has a shit ton of books.
01:18:20But I love her anyways.
01:18:22No question.
01:18:23Could have been me at the altar.
01:18:24Would you have ran?
01:18:26Well, we'll just have to see.
01:18:28I'm gonna need some insurance.
01:18:29Oh, shut up and kiss me.
01:18:33No idea!
01:18:36No idea.
01:18:38I'm sorry.
01:18:40No idea....