Doc Martin S1 - Ep3
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01:00Marching on like a mad March air in springtime. We come to one of our weekly highlights and our guest today on
01:07Part when personality playlist is of course our very own new GP
01:12dot-martin
01:14dr. Ellingham
01:16What oh
01:19Right
01:21Dr. Ellingham or Martin
01:24so
01:25doc
01:27You gave up your life in London and a career as a top surgeon a vascular specialist
01:33To be our GP here in sleepy old port when
01:37Yes
01:42Yes, Caroline
01:46What made you decide to do that
01:49um, I
01:53Wanted to move
01:55What were your first impressions of our village
01:59It's windy
02:11What people are poor when are rich and diverse culture
02:25Lobster is flashing out
02:28Bob gives me a good deal
02:30That's the wonderful thing about cancer
02:33People are terrified. I get discounts wherever I go
02:38Lovely Bob. Thanks. Are you thrust into intimate relationships with each and every patient?
02:46I was wondering long-term. What are you gonna do about money? Oh, don't you worry? I'll think of something
02:55someone
02:57Bless you mate. How about your personal life ever been married? No
03:05Engaged no
03:08No trail of broken hearts in London
03:13Not a radio natural so yeah, well, you know when it takes people a little time to settle in
03:19Look at this
03:24Some than others here's one of my personal favorites
03:32Do you think you could hurry up this record finishes in two minutes 21 seconds and I'm not putting out two in a row
03:38This is meant to be a talk show
03:40You
03:48Now what's this point because this is where you always go wrong if you don't mind my saying so
03:52If I'm so bad at plugging when you let me go do my course. Oh
03:58I'll be doc here doc. You're from London. Why don't you tell young Bill Gates you that computers is only just a fad dad
04:05Computers are only just a fad. I need to pee you can see it with a bit more feeding
04:09I really need to pee. Sorry out of commission credit cubicle
04:16Out of order
04:23You're gonna stop in a family business until you've learned a trade that's a deal
04:28It's not that different from plumbing is it's about fixing things apart from anything else. I promised your mother. God rest her soul
04:34Promised or what? You'd stop having a career know that I'd see you, right?
04:40So I don't know what no, it's only a number one if you don't wash it don't count I'll inform the medical community
04:52Good boy
04:58And you think you can give more than single-syllable answers
05:04Welcome back to port when personality playlist where my guest is port when's new doc doc Martin
05:12Doc am I right in thinking that you spent a summer or two in port when as a young boy? Yes, I
05:22Did with your aunt John
05:27That's right
05:29Well airing one's laundry and public's not really my thing
05:35Well Caroline it strikes me you've got about a thousand locals they seem to do nothing but talk about themselves
05:40Why don't you interview one of them?
05:42I'm going over my dead body. I've got a place at college
05:46I'm going whether you like it or not. You're staying here where I can look after you. I don't need looking after
05:51I promised your mother. Oh
05:54Those wheeler out when you're losing them. All right. All right. How are you gonna pay for it?
05:58Then I'll think of something good because you won't get a penny from me boy. Well, don't you understand?
06:02I don't want anything from you, especially not a life fixing toilets
06:06You're grateful
06:12And you can shove it
06:14You
06:19All right, do you
06:22Do what?
06:23I'm fine
06:25Just something I ate you should go and see the doc
06:28Did you hear him on the radio? No, not really. Just caught a bit of it down at the front
06:33Very cagey about his love life, really
06:37Very cagey about everything really
06:39What did you see in a bit interview? Don't blame me. Only one of my eyes was working. Oh
06:44I thought you quite liked him. It's fine
06:49What are you after? I'm Martin
06:52marking my working
07:06Hey Greg, just know
07:08Oh
07:13Black phone
07:17So that's Thursday quarter past 12, then thank you
07:22Perhaps one day we'll get to meet the mysterious Greg
07:26You was rubbish on the radio
07:29Thank you. You sent my appointments through to my machine
07:32No, this and don't work keep saying I can't do what I want to do or not Elaine
07:37I've shown you a hundred times. Yeah, and it still don't work. So I wrote him down
07:45Ricky Willow
07:52Yeah
07:53So Ricky, what's the problem? His bottom is the runs I see. I don't know why boys are funny about their bottoms
08:00Do you diarrhea how long for two days?
08:04You taking plenty of fluids any fever or sickness. Oh, it's just his bottom
08:10Right. Well, it might be something you ate or it could be a viral infection. Could it be that he holds it in too long?
08:16No, and a right to a prescription for some rehydration salts and we'll give it a couple of days
08:21Can I go back to work? He's a lifeguard at the Leisure Center, you know
08:26Well, make sure you're fully well before you go back any problems. Come see me
08:30Aren't you gonna check his bottom show him your ball? No, that won't be necessary. Oh
08:35But you'll be wanting to send this for testing. I
08:38Won't be needing the jar back
08:45Roger
08:47How are you keeping good? Thanks pretty good during the chemo
08:52Actually, I do have one complaint. I thought all my hair was going to fall out. I
08:57Was looking forward to saving money on haircuts, so there aren't any rules of these things
09:05Speaking of rules I
09:08Have a favor to ask say no, obviously
09:11fire away
09:13I've got someone looking into my case
09:15It seems I might be in line for a bit of a payout, but I'd need a sick note. Uh-huh
09:22Let's have a look at that scar tissue
09:25That's coming on
09:27The argument would be that the school made me redundant when they did so that they wouldn't have to pay me my pension
09:34Sorry, where does the sick note fit in?
09:37Apparently if I can show that I was sick at the time of my dismissal
09:40I might qualify for retirement through ill health which wonder of wonders is a pension that pays enough to live on
09:48including the occasional haircut
09:51Sorry, I don't quite follow
09:54I think what they're saying is that I should ask you for a backdated sickness certificate. I
10:01Can't do that
10:04When did he lose your job
10:07September well, I wasn't even here. I was a surgeon in London then. I can't do that. I
10:16Should never have asked you I don't know what I was thinking. No, they do I
10:19It's just I can give you a sick note dated from the first time you came to see me if that's any use to you
10:26Thanks
10:29They're sending me a whole bunch of forms, I don't know well bring them in we'll have a look at them
10:40Okay guys well done gold medals off you go, thank you Louisa come in
10:50So
10:53The chances are I'll have to disappoint you, you know that don't you you haven't heard what I'm suggesting yet. I know I know I'm
11:00Just shooting first asking questions later
11:06You see Elaine my thinking was that if you've got a
11:10Greater understanding of these things then you might start to enjoy your computer and who knows you might even start to use it correctly
11:18Yeah, oh
11:23I really gotta go
11:26Nearly there. You see the network wasn't recognizing the new memory I put in so by changing these little jumper switches here we make
11:34the network
11:36happy
11:37Check the stray swabs and stitch her up. We're done
11:41Didn't take too long either. It's not even eight. Yeah
11:44Great still got time to kill myself
11:48Oh
12:01God sorry
12:03It's okay. I've got lots of Prada
12:07Designer clothes. Oh
12:09Of course, this isn't Prada. It was a joke. I see I
12:15I
12:17Thought I ought to apologize about that time with Roger Fenn
12:19I felt he needed looking after and then I suppose I felt guilty about is about the whole retirement thing
12:26You're angry with yourself. So you took it out on me. Well, excuse me. I thought that's what you were saying
12:32Well, yes, I suppose it was
12:35So it's not my fault. No, no good. Yeah
12:41Oh
12:45Well
12:47I've just come from the pub. I was cleaning the car. Yeah, pop does great food
12:57And drinks
13:01Not a big beer drinker you got a good selection of wines and whiskeys really yeah
13:09Yeah
13:12Well, maybe we'll bump into each other there one day see ya
13:19I've got an idea
13:23Why don't we go up for a drink one night, okay
13:27Wednesday 730
13:30Did you know I wanted you to ask
13:35Yes, I did
13:39You
13:53Here Tom Tom
13:57We're okay, right
13:59Yeah
14:00Good night. See here here Tom Tom here
14:04sit
14:05Sit down here
14:09I
14:17Didn't mean, you know
14:21It was the happiest day of my life when I got you know, and son
14:29How can you fix a broken eye a
14:33Lot of beers a good start really
14:39He's moved out honey
14:44You know when I told my father that I wasn't gonna follow him into the Navy we didn't speak for three months
14:51Yeah
14:53Now you're older you can understand his point. Can you I mean, that's what was I was trying to say to our
15:00Yeah, we still don't speak actually
15:02Oh
15:04So now you take an outside
15:07Anyone's side. Oh, so I was right in the first place. You know what you can show it
15:15Yeah
15:17We'll get someone from the chemist and go to bed
15:20No, you can't see dr. Morton with bellyache
15:26I'll try a whole water bottle Elaine. Can I have a word please now?
15:32Look I have to go
15:39Now what Elaine it is not your job to give medical advice over the telephone
15:46It was bellyache. That's not medical advice. It's common sense. Can I please decide who comes to my surgery?
15:54No, no
15:56Bellyache or diarrhea that I haven't wait if they've got something serious. I get him in straight away. Thank you
16:01I'm familiar with trio, right? Yeah, so I want an apology
16:04If it weren't for me, you'd have had a dozen diarrhea since yesterday
16:10How many
16:19Dr. Eddie good. I knew you'd come mrs. Tishel. I'd be waiting for you good here
16:26Why well, it's customary for a new GP to pay a courtesy call to his pharmacist, I'm sorry
16:31I should have come sooner. I bought a cake. It's a bit stale now, though
16:36I'm sorry. That was unprofessional of me. No, I'm sorry. I assumed
16:40Would you like a cup of tea? No time. I need some information
16:44Down to business, of course
16:46Have you noticed an increased demand for diarrhea remedies lately? Yes
16:50In fact, you could say there's been a run on them
16:52Oh
16:56For the last several days, there's been perhaps 20 or 30 people. Yeah, I thought so. Oh, I should have informed you. I'm sorry
17:04I should have been more alert. I am sorry mrs. Tishel. It really isn't necessary for you to apologize quite so often as you do
17:11I'm
17:13Do you remember any names? Yes, mostly locals. Would you give me a list? I could
17:19Now
17:23Judging by your recent prescriptions, you seem to be aware of reports of adrenal crisis in inhaled corticosteroids
17:30Well, there've been cases of adrenal suppression with excessive doses of fluticasone
17:34I noticed you've taken care to ensure dosages below 400. Yes, I try to remain current
17:39I find I kill fewer patients that way. Can you give me the list, please?
17:42Oh, it's so nice to talk to a doctor again
17:45Dr. Sim and I could chat for hours. Mrs. Tishel. When the quarterly
17:50MRHA bulletin comes out, perhaps we could get together over a pot of tea to discuss it. Just the list for now, please
17:55I could make sandwiches. Do you eat tongue?
17:58Mrs. Tishel, please stop talking and write me a list of all the people in this village with diarrhea. Yes
18:06Sorry
18:08Are
18:13You dr. Martin dr. Ellingham, yes, I'm worried about my Emily. She's got a terrible tummy bug
18:18I called the surgery but the girl said you couldn't see her. Ah, no, I will as soon as I can
18:22I take your name, please. Oh, it's a Braithwaite and she's Emily
18:2721 playful Street
18:29Our Emily's never ill. She's as strong as an ox. She swims for the county. Well, there's all more chance of her bouncing back quickly
18:35I'll telephone you this afternoon. Oh, thanks doctor
18:39Just one thing
18:41Does Emily swim at the Leisure Center? Oh, she lives at the Leisure Center
18:46Thank you
18:50Mr. Newton, it's very important that you remain hydrated
18:54Drink a lot. Have you or your wife used the swimming pool at the Leisure Center in the last five days?
19:00Uh-huh, both of you, right. All right, then. Bye. Bye
19:07Everything's fine. I'll show you the evidence suggests the pool's infectious. No way. It's properly chlorinated and filtered
19:14Well, my guess is it's cryptosporidium parvum a large number of my patients used your poor reason
19:19Including one of your lifeguards. I keep rigorous records
19:23Oh
19:25Correctly tested perfect pH levels
19:29exactly the right concentration of chlorine
19:32Congratulations, this parasite is resistant to chlorine. You need to close the pool down shock treat it and change your filters
19:39Oh
19:40Have you any idea?
19:42Forget it. This pool is a danger to public health
19:45Who the hell do you think you are coming in here and telling me how to run my pool?
19:49I think I'm a doctor with dozens of sick patients. Okay. Well, you've said your piece now. I'm asking you nicely to leave
20:09Excuse me
20:20Oh
20:27My name is dr. Ellingham, I'd like everyone to swim to the side and get out of the pool immediately
20:42Yes, that's hilariously funny, but this is actually quite serious
20:46I'm telling you there is something dangerous in the water
20:50Now, please calmly swim to the edges and climb out of the pool
20:54Oh
21:14These children calm down there's absolutely nothing wrong with the water
21:24Oh
21:34Mrs. Winters in your upstairs bog can't wait
21:40Diarrhoea 14 now bring me the first patient's notes, will you?
21:48Hmm you need to take plenty of fluids and I'll write you a prescription for some rehydration salts
21:55And when you're feeling better, why don't you come and see me? We can talk about the treatments available for your acne. What acne?
22:03Doesn't matter
22:05You're like me
22:07What I heard you on the radio
22:09You're like me. What way you don't say much. I see. When did you last use the pool?
22:17What pool leisure center you nine?
22:21What you don't swim. I
22:23Don't get out much someone in your family then
22:27No
22:29Have you been in contact with anyone who used the pool at the leisure center recently?
22:38Out of the way
22:43Drive your attention, please
22:45Has anyone not used the swimming pool at the leisure center recently or been in contact with any swimmers there?
22:54Right, thank you. What are you doing?
23:07Welcome back. You're listening to radio Portland and we have a surprise visitor in the studio very own
23:15Martin good afternoon. I gather he's got some health information for us and he'd be taking calls later in the show
23:23Couldn't stay away a doc
23:25Some of you may already be aware that there's been a stomach infection doing the rounds in the village. Oh, yeah
23:32One or two of my friends are gone down with it. I hope I don't get it. I
23:36Thought I'd tracked down the source to the pool at the leisure center, but that turns out not to be the culprit
23:42So for the time being I'm advising you to boil all local tap water before drinking it or cooking
23:47We've got a mystery then no, I don't think so the culprits quite clearly port wins own water supply
23:53That's why I'm advising you to boil. Hey time for a commercial break
23:58What do you think you're doing?
24:01You can't say that about the water. Why not if you bother to know anything about the place you live
24:05You'd know we had a scare here three years ago almost closed the village down
24:08I have a duty to these people if the media gets hold of this port when he's finished
24:13I'm doing my job. Tell that to the family still on the dollar to the last balls up. They'd love to do their jobs
24:20And we're back. We just want to reassure you that doc didn't mean to suggest there was anything wrong with the water supply
24:27Yes, I did. There is a possibility that the water supply. That's right. The water is just a possibility. No, no, no
24:33No, no, I said there's a possibility that the water has become contaminated
24:37Hi you're on the air talking to Caroline hi at Johnson Cornish echo
24:42Could dr. Ellingham tell your listeners and our readers just how serious disinfected water is. Are we talking hospitalization or fatalities or?
24:56Sorry, you should be pissing in our water
24:58Then
25:14Don't saw this it's very good for you. No, no, no, no, I can't stop
25:18Look Marty, you do realize that the villagers are dusting off their pitchforks, don't you?
25:22Yes, exactly. How many generations ago did the inbreeding start with these people a few years ago?
25:28There was a scare about aluminum in the water
25:31I know it was a false alarm, but the damage had been done the National Press had a field day
25:36Summer came the tourists didn't I?
25:40Heard all about that, but we are talking about the public health now
25:43If a few less cornets get sold down on the front, then I'm very very sorry the Northerners lost their house
25:49Poor old Bob Pearson hanged himself. I still have to warn people don't ever don't warn people in the pitchfork Brigade
25:55I'll crucify me for that one thing probably
25:57And when I'm proven, right and that waters tested you see any of them coming up here and begging to eat a piece of humble pie
26:03I don't think so
26:05Martin
26:06Tell me you had that water tested before you went on the radio
26:13Martin excuse me
26:19I
26:21I
26:23I
26:46You don't like our water, but it's been a long day take to Aspen and insult me in the morning Daphne du Maurier
26:52He said our water was worth a pound a pint. I'm sure she did
26:54Oh, well, I never touched it myself that sludge has got all sorts in it. What might invite come in
27:01That water eats through pipes
27:04Imagine what it would do to your innards. Well, it may have been premature to question the supply
27:09But the truth of the matter is I'm having further investigations carried out on the water tomorrow
27:15But until we hear to the contrary
27:17It would be safe enough to assume that are you out of your mind don't you go in Bobby?
27:23No, you want to play it safe. That's what I do here. This is what you need
27:28Yeah, fine French spring water. Oh, but I appreciate that. This is an opportunity for you on this shadow
27:35St. Marie what I said on the radio is just an opinion
27:39But you were right don't people listen to you since that plug on the radio. My business is doubled
27:44Well, we need to have the water tested
27:47You don't need to test this stuff. It's from an ancient spring deep beneath the green hills of France
27:53No better be safe than sorry now
27:56When you run out just give us a call
27:58free delivery
28:00for you
28:03You
28:13Well, of course you can test for cryptosporidium this is the North Cornwall water company, isn't it we can but we don't
28:21This is a water treatment plant
28:23Yes
28:23The finest in Northwest Cornwall and it's safe to assume that you can actually do the test here
28:28I suppose so then it's also safe to assume that you are a self-important obstructive moron
28:34There are people in port when throwing up as we speak
28:38That's everything. I have important matters to obstruct
28:45Okay, how are we gonna sort this out
28:49We do have a rolling program of tests if I were to try and squeeze this one in there would be a cost implication
28:57You mean an extra charge
28:59I'm not authorized to make any charge
29:02But you could make a contribution to our Christmas fund
29:11Roger
29:14Roger how are you doing? Yeah, okay
29:18Listen, I shouldn't be telling you this because it's not official but it looks like there's a halftime music teaching place with your name
29:23on it
29:27Right
29:28But try not to get too excited
29:30Of course, we can't justify it on our own as you know, but it looks like so willful to come in in with us
29:35So I've taken the liberty. I hope you don't mind a point after-school music on this terms clubs list
29:41I can't is already very high. I can't why not?
29:44Of course you can you should have been teaching music all along and the parents are keen, you know, John's altruism
29:50She says she remembers you in your bath. I really appreciate it Louisa. I just can't do it. Why?
29:56I
29:58There's a claim for constructive dismissal going in for me there are people working very hard to get me my pension
30:04I don't think they'd appreciate it if I suddenly pulled the rug out from underneath them, but I'm the fact is
30:12Having been away from it for a few months
30:15Seems to me there's more to life than teaching
30:19Right
30:21I'm sorry
30:23Fine
30:26I've set the ball rolling now, and I don't know what to do, but
30:34Fine
30:40Thanks for coming at short notice
30:42Mr. Johnson's right Ed. I should thank you
30:45Sales of the echo are very healthy. Even if the people of port when an art
30:49Newborn lambs don't shift newspapers in quite the same way. I want to set the record straight about the water
30:54Have a seat, please dish
30:59This has been a huge misunderstanding I
31:03Don't know for certain that there's anything wrong with the tap water at all
31:07Well, hang on a minute if the water is okay. How come you're drinking mineral water? I
31:14Like it I often drink it, but I also drink the tap water
31:20It's good it's safe
31:25It's lovely so for the time being the tap water is safe, and I'd be grateful if you could
31:34Quote me on that
31:35What's with the u-turn you announced on the radio that the water was contaminated?
31:40Not in possession of all the facts and still having tests done and that takes time so now you're saying what the tap water is
31:46Fine absolutely our good Cornish water is still worth a pound a pint what?
31:52Daphne du Maurier excuse me
31:54You all right? Mm-hmm
31:57Fine, you're not are you you've got the lurkey aren't you so there is something wrong with the water?
32:05Can I quote you on that
32:22I
32:26Was just wondering from
32:30I'll come back when you're feeling better. No no no I'm fine
32:34The forms of a right yeah, right leave them with me. Thanks, Martin
32:42I thought I'd drop this off personally
32:44No
32:50No fecal coliforms detective no coliforms of any kind no contamination at all
32:56That's not the tap water that it's good news for the village back to square one
33:02Well, I'll be on my way then
33:04Are
33:09You having a stroke the Christmas fund word to the wise always take your feed before you give your diagnosis
33:34I
34:04Thought
34:30So this is Chateau St. Marie is it
34:33If you don't mind it's private property
34:37What the bloody hell do you think you're doing, but none of your business now is it?
34:42Like I told you before
34:44Show it
34:46But this
34:48This whole operations gonna shut down now look this might not be French water, but at least it's spring water
34:55You're making everyone ill bird
34:59First there was a leisure center
35:02Then there was tap water now. It's me who's next I've had the mains water tested. It's clean
35:07This is from my spring it don't get cleaner than that where is your spring up Northfield you keep sheep there
35:14Hey, are they lambing hey sheep during lambing a common source of cryptosporidium
35:22You have to collect all the water you've sold every single bottle Bert and stop
35:28So I've given everyone the runs quick as a flash
35:33I
35:40Always knew he was gonna fly the nest
35:44That's why I started this huh
35:46You have someone on the side make a little nest egg for him. I thought you didn't want him to go. I don't
35:54The morning I was born I had this vision right him and me plumbers together that we would be something special
36:00You know
36:02Inventing you stopcock or something. I don't want him to go
36:06but when the time comes
36:09I'll have to provide for him and
36:11grateful little take
36:13You
36:28Now what do you want drop dead you thunder red thunder red that the best you can do do you hear him?
36:34I can't speak to him like this, but what?
36:38Your father has something he wants to tell you
36:44You
36:48Must be freezing out here. Would you like me to bring you a spare heater?
36:52God's sake your father wants to apologize for being a mindless control freak and he's fine about you going to college and studying computers
36:59He didn't say that not him
37:02He said it to me and he meant it
37:06If he means it you should say it all right
37:11It's for me
37:14I've been thinking if you want to do this computer stuff. It's all right by me
37:23Yeah, yeah, yeah, yes dad dad
37:31Get out of it
37:35Dad it's quite expensive this college. Oh, don't worry about that. Well, you're not selling that or you know
37:42No, like I told you I stopped that long time ago and how
37:46Look, we'll sort it. Don't worry now
37:50There's another option you do night classes. How you they do McWay bridge
37:55What and do the plumbing in the day? Oh, it's just an idea, you know, keep the cop is coming in. What are you study?
38:01Yeah, it's an idea. Yeah doc
38:03the other thing
38:05Consider it sorted. Yeah
38:08Um
38:09Al is your good with computers you wouldn't mind having a look at the two in the surgery
38:13Would you it's a problem with the network? Whatever that is. Yeah. Oh
38:20Mind you it'll cost you dad
38:25No way Greg, I'm not having that
38:29Yeah, it's Martin around on the radio which bit of the word no, do you not understand
38:35Have you any idea when he might be back?
38:41I've no idea. Do you mind?
38:46Oh, mr. Fan he left this for you
38:49Oh, mr. Fan he left this for you
39:00You gave me a D for attitude you remember mistake
39:10Greg
39:12Yeah, all right
39:14Yeah
39:15So dark the crisis is over
39:18There are no new cases of stomach upset and our tap water has been officially vindicated
39:24You must be feeling a little red-faced
39:26Hardly, I mean well you were wrong
39:31With the benefit of hindsight. Yes, but I stand by my decision people might say foolish even look and have you at least
39:38identified the source of the infection
39:43No, I haven't
39:45People might say you almost put this village out of business for nothing
39:49Yes, they might
39:52Well, I'm sure we'll all come to our own conclusions as to how well this has been handled. Thanks doc
39:57Thanks Caroline and now moving on to this week's catchphrase competition
40:18Oh
40:23She's totally messed up doc. Oh
40:25That's um
40:27Probably my fault. I was having a look at this morning. Well, you're settings are completely wrong
40:30Your network configuration is a shambles. Sounds like that make me expensive dog, you know network configuration stuff. It's fine last night
40:38Well, I'm sure I'll can fix it. I thought you fixed it. I'm sure I can fix it
40:49Oh
40:52Lord you to gas. What do you want Elaine? Nothing?
40:59Can you set this up so I can get free music off the net no, that's illegal
41:06But for me no, wow. Okay good
41:11Yeah, I can't sort it for you doc, but it would take me a while don't have to come back after lunch
41:16Well, I can't afford for the network to be down I
41:19Wonder if we could arrange for you to do some sort of monthly checkup if you want
41:26To fuzzy direct debit or stand in order dad. I'm sure we can work something out. Don't ya?
41:30So if I gotta put up with this lump every month
41:33Hey
41:44Well, welcome to music club
41:48So what I thought we'd do this week at least is some
41:53Music appreciation because we all need to listen to music
41:57Before we can begin to play it ready
42:00But what about mr. Fan mr. Fan's meant to be teaching us this night he's got cancer
42:07Well, we were hoping that mr. Fan would be here music club and to give us some music lessons, but unfortunately he was unable to come
42:15So are you any good at music than this?
42:18Well, you don't have to be good at music to enjoy it or to appreciate it
42:26But it
42:27It helps if you want to teach it that way
42:29Right then everybody. Yeah who wants to make some music?
42:33Now listen next week
42:34I'm gonna ask you all to bring in an instrument of your own
42:37But this week we're going to make do with the ones we have all been blessed with our voices
42:43So come on form a nice circle around the piano
42:49Can you imagine me with a decent
42:52Book and you know, not really neither could I right? Do you call this a circle?
42:57Right Sam who remembers this
43:27Oh
43:58Am I late no, no, I'm
44:02Heard you on the radio. Oh, it's time. What does it matter? Yeah, some are more painful than the others really?
44:08No, they're all awful. So what's the story with the water then? Oh
44:15Come on you can tell me I know you were holding back the way you let Caroline a into you like that
44:19I made a mistake and I admitted it
44:23You carry on like this and it might even be safe for me to admit I was on your interview panel
44:27I wouldn't break cover just yet if I was you
44:32Drink yes, I'll have water. Yes. Should I find it somewhere out there?
44:46Doc hi
44:47Well, listen, I should come and see you sometime. Okay, because I'm still you know, the old depression. Yep
44:53Well anytime but not turn off not nice. I think I know what it is
44:59It's a girlfriend thing. I used to think I was a basically unhappy person
45:02But now I think I'm a basically happy person who just doesn't have a girlfriend. Oh
45:10Louisa actually we can just have a little minute. Could we bit delicate?
45:17Thanks
45:19I'm gonna do have girlfriends regularly, of course
45:21Well, not regularly, but it's not like it's once in a blue while it is once in a blue moon to be honest
45:25but I had this one
45:27once and
45:29She said I was too gentle I
45:32Don't know what to do with that. Have you ever had that too gentle?
45:38No, no, it's a hard one
45:43When they say to Jen, but what do they mean by that?
45:49You
46:19You