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00:00Here is the first question. Where does shark fish live?
00:04In the fish tank.
00:05In the sea, sir.
00:07Which underwear does Superman wear on his suit?
00:09Blue.
00:10Red, sir.
00:11How many corners are there in a triangle?
00:14Eight. No, four. No, eight.
00:16Three.
00:17Who is smarter, Santa Singh or Banta Singh?
00:20Banta Singh.
00:21Yes, Santa Singh.
00:22You have won one crore rupees.
00:25Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
00:29Bro, this safari suit has won one crore rupees.
00:31Even I have a lot of general knowledge.
00:33Your knowledge is absolutely general, Jeffy.
00:35What, bro? You are making fun of me.
00:37Don't underestimate me.
00:40Bro, bro, even I want to win.
00:42Even I want to go to a game show.
00:43According to you, which game show will you go to?
00:46Umm... Jhaki's Swamber.
00:48If you go to that, you will become a sambar.
00:50Then how will Dolmulke bowl be?
00:51If you have the guts, first tell me the price of stringum.
00:54Umm... At least half a box will be there, bro.
00:57He should pack his bag.
00:58Yes, brothers and sisters.
01:00We are going to present the best thing
01:02in which you have to tell about your best friend
01:04and win the cash prize.
01:07Bro, we should go there.
01:08We have known each other since we were kids.
01:11At least we will win the underwear.
01:12For the first time, you have talked sensibly.
01:14Anyway, all your underwear are torn.
01:16At least try, Luck.
01:18Because the one who loses and wins is called Taffy Duck.
01:27Taffy Duck
01:29Taffy Duck
01:54Bro, we won.
01:56We got the competition form.
01:58You got the form so soon?
02:00Bro, where we stand, the competition starts from there.
02:03Take this.
02:04But what will we do with this form?
02:06We don't even have a uniform.
02:07Bro, just sign now.
02:09We will handle everything.
02:10Have faith.
02:11Okay, tell me.
02:12How many carrots did I eat yesterday?
02:13I don't know.
02:14What do I eat before I get up?
02:16I don't know.
02:17Ask a little difficult question.
02:18Tell me, when did I do a favor to the world?
02:20January...
02:23February...
02:25September...
02:27December...
02:30July...
02:32July!
02:33July 1, July 2, July 3, July 4...
02:365, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10...
02:38You were born on 27th July.
02:39July 27th.
02:40Correct answer.
02:44How can I forget your birthday?
02:46I was about to reach 27th.
02:47You interrupted me.
02:50Otherwise, I would have reached.
02:53What else do you say, Speedy?
02:54Tell me, I am listening.
02:55What is this?
02:56Friendship with a rat?
02:57I also have a reputation.
02:58Hey, Kalmua.
02:59I am not a rat.
03:03You don't even want to look like a rat.
03:05Do you know what your problem is?
03:07In front of you, Kaalaksh is like a buffalo.
03:09When it was time to study, you were sitting in the pan.
03:11What is the name of studying, bro?
03:13I can write.
03:14Isn't this enough?
03:15I am not a thumbprint, bro.
03:18Your momo.
03:22Nothing can be done about this.
03:24Nothing can be done about you too.
03:25You are incomplete without me.
03:27Tell me, which day is my birthday?
03:29Your birthday comes in February.
03:31It comes once in four years.
03:3329th February.
03:34You like fried fish.
03:35You wake up after 11 o'clock.
03:37And as soon as you wake up, you eat breakfast without brushing your teeth.
03:40You are hungry, fat and also forgetful.
03:43So, what should I do now, bro?
03:44What to do?
03:45Make a friend on rent and take someone.
03:46I am not going to come with you.
03:47But nothing can be done now, bro.
03:49Your name is written on the form.
03:51And bro, you will also get a certificate.
03:53Look, bro.
03:54Don't make me an uncle.
03:55Please.
03:56You won't be an uncle so easily.
03:57First show me your sister's photo.
03:58Then we will do the family planning.
03:59Then you can be an uncle.
04:00For two minutes?
04:01Your time starts now.
04:05Look, Daffy.
04:06You know that I don't like to praise myself.
04:08But what to do?
04:09My greatness is not hidden.
04:11You know, yesterday my greatness started spilling.
04:13And while spilling, it turned into a flood.
04:15Whoever drowned in that flood,
04:16became Jill Gates in one second.
04:19If you get up straight and listen to me,
04:21I will give you a snack.
04:22Otherwise, I will make you apply oil.
04:25My dad was not an ordinary man.
04:27He was a superman.
04:36What kind of spaceship did my father make for me?
04:39It was running on CNG.
04:42This is the most powerful spaceship on earth.
04:47This will make a powerful rabbit.
04:50The fastest.
04:52No rabbit has ever been able to do this.
04:55And it will always say,
04:57What's the matter, my friend?
04:59Now the safety of the earth is in this carrot.
05:02Happy journey, my carrot Singh.
05:06Go, my king.
05:07Play everyone's band.
05:18I mean, you flew away like magic.
05:20I am not a magician.
05:22I am an original super bunny.
05:23Not a pirated hero.
05:24Who is this super bunny?
05:26The one you call brother.
05:27And who tolerates you from morning to evening.
05:29There is another new brother in the market.
05:30Daffy, look carefully.
05:35Look at me.
05:36Oh, but brother, you are a super brother.
05:39He made me a betrayer from a super.
05:40Soon he will make me a beggar too.
05:43And now your friend is coming in front of you.
05:45The host of this program, Hibat Singh Lala.
05:49Thank you, brothers and sisters.
05:51Let's welcome our participants.
05:53The participants are Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck.
05:56What's up, Duck?
05:57Today is the wedding, brother.
05:58We all came to play the band.
06:00How long have you known each other?
06:0275 years.
06:0575, 75.
06:06You don't look that old.
06:08Come on, let's meet them.
06:09Come on.
06:10Come on, let's meet their challengers.
06:13Hello.
06:14Oh, I'm sorry.
06:15You first.
06:16First, don't leave the car.
06:17Have we come here to catch a car?
06:18No, we have come to the show.
06:19I have an idea.
06:20You always have an idea.
06:22Tell me quickly what it is.
06:23Just wait a little.
06:24I'm going to tell you.
06:25Oh, tell me quickly.
06:26My idea is that we both will play their band.
06:29What an idea, buddy.
06:30Hello.
06:33Bugs and Daffy, it seems that it is going to be 12 o'clock at 10 o'clock.
06:36So, the first question for you is
06:38What is your friend's favorite fruit?
06:41If you say favorite, I will say favorite.
06:43If you say favorite, I will say favorite.
06:46I bet and say ordinary radish.
06:50Oh, your partner was right.
06:53Now suffer as per the game.
06:59Challengers.
07:00I know that Changu likes fried okra in the rain.
07:04Ram, I like fried okra.
07:06Now don't fry my brain.
07:07To fry the brain, the brain should be there.
07:09I don't know who sent you here.
07:11You are eating my brain.
07:13Leave all this.
07:14I know what your favorite food is.
07:16Your favorite food is butter nuts soaked in solid liquid.
07:21Absolutely right answer.
07:25I knew you would definitely know.
07:27And I knew that you would know that I would know.
07:32Next question.
07:33What is the name of your best friend's father?
07:38This is very easy.
07:39Shred circuit.
07:43Armando.
07:44You ruined my dreams.
07:45Suffer as per the game.
07:50Bugs and Duffy are done.
07:52A lot of fish have fallen on them.
07:54Let's take a short break.
07:59Daffy, when did you mention your father's name?
08:01When his top ticket was deducted.
08:03And anyway, Armando's name sounds very cool.
08:05Cool, you daffy fool.
08:06Do you want to win the show or not?
08:08I just want to win.
08:10If you want to win, then whenever he asks you a question,
08:13open your mouth and give the opposite answer.
08:15Got it?
08:16If I say the opposite, it's great.
08:19If I say it, it's a fantastic idea.
08:23Hello, Ghocho and Chochu.
08:24Hello.
08:25We have come to wish you all the best.
08:27Thanks.
08:28Do you think you will win?
08:29The question is not born.
08:30Then how will the answer be born?
08:32And when the answer is not born,
08:33then there is no question of the question being born.
08:38Friends, welcome back.
08:40Our competition is Best Friend.
08:43Give the opposite answer to the game.
08:46Now tell me, who does Bugs like the most?
08:50If I say so, he likes me.
08:52But the opposite answer is Groucho Marx.
08:56Correct answer.
08:57Correct answer.
09:00In such a situation,
09:02he will slap you twice.
09:04But if I say the opposite, he will say thanks.
09:07Correct answer.
09:09He listens to classical songs when he is in a good mood.
09:12But if I say the opposite, he will say smooth jazz.
09:15Correct answer.
09:20I think it's Brazil.
09:22But if I say the opposite, he will say Australia.
09:27Correct answer.
09:30And now the last question will decide
09:32who is the winner of the show.
09:34Which phrase does your friend say every day?
09:38When you cry, no one will support you.
09:42No, when you laugh, the world laughs with you.
09:47Give the opposite answer to the game.
09:52We won.
09:53He is so soft.
09:54It will be fun to sleep with him.
09:56Let's take him home.
09:58We will sleep like this.
10:00Duffy, now you get a chance to win.
10:03Duffy, tell me what does Bunny always say?
10:06It was in his mind.
10:08Duffy, did you forget what I say in English?
10:11Yes, he was still on his tongue.
10:13He is always on my face like a carrot.
10:15Yes, he was in our mouth too.
10:17I ask him while taunting him.
10:19And before that, I make such a sound.
10:21Listen.
10:24What a buff!
10:27Oh, wrong answer.
10:29But it was the right answer.
10:31What's up, Doc?
10:33And...
10:34Do you know what will happen now?
10:36Free according to the game.
10:43That means...
10:44Today's winner is Changu Lalla.
10:47He gets a four-day, four-night trip to Alishan Cruise.
10:53Very good.
10:54Very good.
10:55It was my childhood dream to go on a cruise.
10:59I have never heard this from you.
11:00What's up, Doc?
11:01Brother, tell me the truth.
11:02You have never said this before.
11:05Brother, someone is hitting me from below.
11:24I am busy with work.
11:26And the day is long.
11:28Your dreams come true.
11:31While going home.
11:33Grilled cheese.
11:36You are cheese, I am mustache.
11:38Our date.
11:40I won't be able to stop myself.
11:43Come and decorate the plate.
11:46Grilled cheese.
11:48Sandwich.
11:50When the butter starts melting.
11:53It meets fire.
11:55Then the game of butter and cheese starts.
12:00This melting.
12:03On the bread.
12:06I don't want a burger.
12:07I don't want a shake.
12:08I will break the mouth.
12:09Who will give me a cake?
12:11Don't waste time.
12:12Don't give me bread.
12:13If you give me a steak.
12:15I will throw it out.
12:16I want a grilled cheese.
12:17And a cold drink too.
12:19Grilled cheese.
12:20Do you understand?
12:21Grilled cheese.
12:22You are the best.
12:24And why shouldn't I make a car?
12:26Grilled, grilled, grilled, grilled cheese.
12:30Please give it to me.
12:41Brother, you are not talking.
12:43I am sorry from the bottom of my heart.
12:45Because I have never heard this from you.
12:48What's up, Jack?
12:50What is the use of saying this now?
12:52If you had said it earlier, we would have won the game.
12:55Are you talking about the benefit?
12:57Since the day I have met you.
12:58I am losing.
13:00You are like an old chewing gum stuck in your hair.
13:02What is this brother?
13:03You said such a small thing.
13:04Brother.
13:05Don't keep me inside.
13:07Brother, there is no AC inside.
13:08Open the door, brother.
13:09Brother, I am your friend.
13:11Brother, that Bahadur Singh.
13:12Has built a wall between us.
13:16The wall would have been built when we were friends.
13:19You don't even know that I like donkeys.
13:21And you don't even remember when is my birthday.
13:24Since I have seen Titanic.
13:26I want to go on a cruise.
13:28But because of you.
13:30Now I will have to play hide and seek in the tub.
13:35The anger of the heart came out on the door.
13:47It's morning, uncle.
13:49Now I should get out of the car.
14:01So brother didn't even make breakfast for me today.
14:07So I will make my own breakfast.
14:10Hey, Jhumroo.
14:11This is my breakfast dish.
14:12Old rat.
14:13If you call me a rat, I will give you.
14:15If you call me a rat, I will curse you.
14:17Brother, save me.
14:18Why will he help you?
14:20First of all, you defeated him in the game yesterday.
14:22If your crazy actions continue like this.
14:24Then maybe he will throw you out of the house.
14:26Brother, how will you throw me out of the house?
14:28He is my brother.
14:30Maybe you don't know.
14:31There is no selfish person like you.
14:33You make your friends work.
14:35I say you both are not friends.
14:37But brother and I are best friends.
14:39Brother, grapes are sour and sweet.
14:42I think your friendship is sour like this grape.
14:45No, if you say so.
14:46This is not true at all.
14:47So what is the truth?
14:48If you say so, brother and I go out with each other.
14:51Watch movies.
14:52Go to the garden.
14:53Eat and drink.
14:54Have fun.
14:55It's not just fun.
14:56What do you have?
14:57Is there a bungalow?
14:58Is there a rail car, hand car, rickshaw?
15:00I say you have a show.
15:02Tell me, what do you have?
15:04I have Manibhai.
15:05I am not saying that.
15:07You don't have Manibhai.
15:08No job.
15:09No girl.
15:10No job.
15:11No fruit basket.
15:12Tell me, what kind of relationship is this?
15:13I have a lifelong relationship.
15:15What do you say?
15:16Which is going to end in this life.
15:19You will have to do something good.
15:21If you say so, what should I do now?
15:23You gave all the wrong answers.
15:24If you say so, how many wrong answers did I give?
15:26I gave only two.
15:27More.
15:28No, maybe five.
15:29More.
15:30No, maybe seven.
15:31Or I don't remember how many wrong answers I gave.
15:33All the answers were wrong.
15:34What?
15:35How can I give all the wrong answers?
15:37Is there a chemical leakage in my brain?
15:39Now he is angry with you.
15:41Think of something to convince him.
15:43Light the lamp of the brain.
15:44The lamp of the brain is on.
15:46And yes, I can't do anything in this.
15:48Whatever has to be done, only you will have to do.
15:50Put pressure on the brain.
15:55If I put so much pressure, it will become a potty.
15:57Potty, you naughty.
15:58Listen to me.
15:59At least try once.
16:00Come on, try.
16:03Ah!
16:08Try.
16:09Try.
16:11Try.
16:12No, you are trying.
16:15Ah!
16:16Ah!
16:17Ah!
16:18Ah!
16:19Ah!
16:20I will be the best of the best.
16:23Best is best.
16:25The strongest of the strongest.
16:29Ah!
16:31Ah!
16:32Ah!
16:33Huh?
16:34Bro, open your eyes and tell me how you felt?
16:37Huh?
16:38Bro, did you understand what a surprise is this?
16:41The fuse is blown.
16:42It's the same cruise.
16:43Correct answer.
16:44Yes, bro.
16:45But don't thank me.
16:46For my friendship, this ship...
16:59I've always wanted to come on a cruise.
17:01But why are you forgetting that we're still kids?
17:04Tell me something. Kids are honest, right?
17:06Yes, we're not honest, we're naive.
17:09It's a good thing we hit a jackpot.
17:10That's why we were on the list.
17:12That's why we're called jackpots.
17:14Get out of here. It's my turn now.
17:17Oh, hello.
17:18Did you like being here?
17:19I brought my brother here on the cruise with my own money.
17:23Bunny, I've brought them both here.
17:25Are you coming to play?
17:27I'm not interested in such useless things.
17:29Let me study.
17:31I'm not interested either.
17:35Both of them are weird.
17:37They're not weird, they're weird.
17:49What's up, Doc?
17:52I know this is your favorite dialogue.
17:55Isn't it? Tell me the truth.
17:56What?
18:05Smooth jazz.
18:07You like listening to this music, don't you?
18:09I like playing it too.
18:12Should I flip the pages of the book?
18:13How many times will I have to read a single page?
18:16Here, let me flip it.
18:18Next page.
18:19Next page.
18:21Next page.
18:22What?
18:25They've put a bookmark on it.
18:34Should I feed you a carrot?
18:35Tell me, is this your favorite dialogue?
18:43Brother, happy birthday.
18:44Congratulations from the bottom of my heart on your 140th anniversary.
18:47I haven't given my heart to anyone yet and my heart is racing.
18:50Wow, that's great.
18:51I want to move forward like you.
18:53Tell me, what should I do?
18:54Daffy, you'll have to step back for this.
18:56What are you saying?
18:57This much back?
18:58More.
18:59This much back?
19:00A little more.
19:01This much back?
19:05I'm out of breath.
19:11Are you all enjoying the cruise?
19:14Yes, of course.
19:15Yes, of course.
19:16We've come here for free, right?
19:17Of course.
19:18We're going to spend all our money.
19:20That's great.
19:21We get to think of each other.
19:24Gentlemen, move aside.
19:26This is Big Brother's food.
19:27The food on the road is cheap.
19:28Move aside.
19:30I didn't know what Big Brother would like.
19:32That's why I took everything.
19:35It's a bad thing to make a hole in someone else's plate.
19:37This is my friend's plate.
19:42Daffy, don't ruin my reputation.
19:46Brothers and sisters, listen carefully.
19:48This evening, it's on behalf of my brother.
19:51Hey, Mucchad, sit down.
19:52I'm talking, right?
19:56Someone told me that friendship is not enough.
20:00He wants to be my best friend.
20:03He said, I can't live without water like a fish.
20:07I can't live without my brother either.
20:11Haseena, tell me something.
20:13Which ship is with you?
20:16Is it a friendship or a love ship?
20:19If it's your best friendship, then it's a friendship.
20:22Tell me something.
20:23Which ship is ours?
20:24We have a love ship and a friendship ship.
20:26You're so smart.
20:29We know everything about each other.
20:31Let's find out what we don't know.
20:33He wants to be ready to do anything for each other.
20:36First do it for yourself.
20:37Then think of doing something for each other.
20:39Let him talk, Changu Mangu.
20:42Stop talking nonsense.
20:45And listen to me carefully.
20:47Daffy, you don't have to do all this drama.
20:50We already have a water tank.
20:52I know your friendship is trying to come out.
20:56Because you're a duck.
20:57But stop drowning in your emotions.
20:59What if I say?
21:00Then start swimming.
21:01Look, you know so little about me.
21:04You don't even remember when my birthday is.
21:06You may be a good boy.
21:08But you're much lovelier than Chip and Dale.
21:10Don't take it to heart.
21:11It's okay.
21:12Daffy, you're crazy.
21:16Sometimes you become a fool.
21:18But you're still the best friend I've ever had.
21:22That's great.
21:24Do you remember that dialogue?
21:25Once you say it, you say it.
21:26Now don't back out.
21:29I don't know why he opened his mouth and said it.
21:31Daffy, did you save up for this cruise or borrow money from Chanda?
21:34What do you mean?
21:35I paid with my credit card.
21:38Hey!
21:39How can you say that?
21:40I don't know anything about you.
21:41I know the number of the credit card I used to pay.
21:44The number is 9424845009...
21:49We still have a long way to go.
21:51When we get there, we'll pay you.
21:53I don't care.
21:54I don't care.
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21:57I don't care.
21:58We still have a long way to go.
21:59When we get there, we'll pay you.
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