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00:00How much for you to just like play a game of backgammon?
00:18Minion price to come inside, doesn't matter what it is, 50 euro.
00:22Chess?
00:23Chess, you want?
00:24Play chess?
00:25If you win, I don't like this.
00:28Yeah, how much for 2D DJing?
00:32How much for you to just watch me cry in a corner?
00:3650 euro.
00:48Yo, it's a horse head.
00:55Like I want to have sex with you while you wear this.
00:57Or you make noises, like...
00:58That's what I'm into, you know?
00:59That's kind of like my thing.
01:00So...
01:01How about it?
01:02How about it?
01:03Come on, it's crazy what you said.
01:04I'm just...
01:05Come on.
01:07You're a very pretty girl.
01:08I don't know.
01:09Because you have this quantity, it's a little bit...
01:10Is it?
01:11Are your glasses prescription?
01:12Yes.
01:13What's your correction level?
01:14This is important.
01:15One.
01:16How much for a dirty Sanchez?
01:1730, please.
01:1830, please.
01:1930, please.
01:2030, please.
01:2130, please.
01:2230, please.
01:2330, please.
01:2430, please.
01:2530, please.
01:2630, please.
01:2730, please.
01:2830, please.
01:2930, please.
01:3030, please.
01:3130, please.
01:3230, please.
01:3330, please.
01:3430, please.
01:3530, please.
01:36How much for a rusty trombone?
01:37I understand you.
01:38I told you I don't want those things.
01:39Will you step on my balls?
01:40I can do it.
01:4150 euros.
01:4250 euros?
01:43Mm-hmm.
01:44For you to punch me in the face?
01:45No.
01:46If that is your country, I can do that.
01:47Would you be cool, like, just watching me cry in the corner, and just like patting my
01:48shoulder?
01:49I know what you mean.
01:50It's not the person that asked me this.
01:51I know what you mean.
01:52I know what you mean.
01:53I know what you mean.
01:54I know what you mean.
01:55I know what you mean.
01:56I know what you mean.
01:57I know what you mean.
01:58I know what you mean.
01:59I know what you mean.
02:01I know what you mean.
02:02It's not the person that asked me this.
02:05I'm interested if you want to come here.
02:07I'm kind of interested in some weird shit.
02:09Will you beat the shit out of me?
02:13What I do out of you?
02:14Like, fight me.
02:16Like, you know.
02:23On the face, on the back, you wait.
02:25I want to try.
02:26You want to try?
02:27Maybe I'm too weak for you.
02:28You like fucking suck or only this?
02:30Suck.
02:31A suck, dick, banana.
02:33A banana?
02:35Your banana, not mine.
02:37A banana?
02:38Pineapples.
02:39Never.
02:41But mangoes.
02:42Are we just...
02:43I don't know what you want.
02:45What's your...
02:46Like a...
02:47I don't know what you want.
02:48No, I use a banana.
02:50You use a banana?
02:52An actual banana.
02:53Like...
02:54Yeah, okay.
02:55You'd be okay with a banana?
02:56I'm okay.
02:57Does it cost extra or...
02:58Of course it costs extra.
03:00For the banana?
03:01No, for beating in the banana.
03:03What about a cucumber?
03:04Because that's like a little bigger than a banana.
03:06You know, like that's pretty big.
03:08I decide you're going to put a watermelon in my pussy.
03:12You're crazy.
03:14No, I...
03:15Where are you from?
03:16I'm from California.
03:17I knew it.
03:18Okay, so like, how much for you to like...
03:21How much for you to beat me up?
03:25To what?
03:26To what?
03:2750 euro.
03:2850 euro?
03:29You can do that?
03:30Believe me, I can do.
03:31How much for me to take a dump on your chest?
03:34To do what?
03:35To poop on your chest.
03:38Where are you from?
03:39Russia.
03:40Will you burn me with that cigarette?
03:42Yes.
03:43Can you like just kick me in the balls too?
03:45Yes.
03:46You can like beat the shit out of me a little?
03:47Mm-hmm.
03:50How much for a 2D BJ?
03:57What?
04:05I'm such a dick.