Not Rated |14min | Comedy | 2020 (Nigeria)
Mark Angel is humiliated as he is caught living a fake life in a bid to make his ex girlfriend jealous
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Ebere, Success, Ebere's Friend
Mark Angel is humiliated as he is caught living a fake life in a bid to make his ex girlfriend jealous
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Ebere, Success, Ebere's Friend
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00:00Leave my life alone, go, leave my life, Jovita, leave my life, you are the person that is
00:10causing bad luck for me, since that you come into my life, everything is just one place,
00:14one place, you are just making my life stagnant, I am not even progressing, leave my life alone,
00:19leave me, I am not doing it again, so Mark, you said I am the person that is causing bad
00:23luck for you, you are causing bad luck for us, uncle no, speak for yourself, you are
00:28causing bad luck for me, after all I have been through just because of you, I used my
00:34salary to pay for this house we are living in, I cater for you and Emanuela and all you
00:39could say is that I am causing bad luck for you, Emanuela, are you seeing what your uncle
00:44is telling me, uncle, see, I thought he is talking, you want to talk, go inside, it's
00:54okay, you shall leave, leave my life, Jovita, since that you come into my life, nothing
00:58is working in my life, you are a bad luck person, no problem, I will leave, go, I am
01:04not doing it again, good luck is what I am going to get, uncle Mark, what are you doing,
01:15come on, Mark, I have heard what you have been going through lately, and I have decided
01:26to help you with this KK, I hope you can drive, yes sir, but you have to pay me 5000 Naira
01:35every day, that is not a problem sir, if you have an accident with my KK, you will go to
01:42jail, if you drive carelessly and the government people sees my KK, you will also go to jail,
01:51in fact, if you spoil it by any means, you will go to jail,
01:55sir, I will not, I am a very good driver, I am a good KK driver, I used to drive KK before,
02:00you are okay with that, all right,
02:02but you have to sign this,
02:18all right, this is the key, thank you sir, this is for you, thank you sir,
02:24be careful with the KK, I will be careful, I will never spoil your KK, okay,
02:33but he can't lie to you, shut up, I told you that that aunty is bad luck,
02:40that aunty was in my life, did anybody give me KK to drive, now I am a proud KK driver,
02:45look at my KK, are you hoping, now my ex will know that I am a progressive man,
02:56see Manila, sometimes you should not allow people to ruin your life,
02:59they will be causing trouble and causing bad luck for you,
03:08uncle, aunty Jovita has started being beautiful, come and see her,
03:13somebody has even proposed to her, see, see, child, she is not beautiful,
03:24it's a lie, that thing is a scam, she is not progressing anything, it's Instagram fake,
03:30see, she even wrote to my husband to beat her, nobody proposed to her anything,
03:34she is just doing it so that you will not see it and think that she is progressing,
03:38she is not progressing anything, nobody is proposing to her anything, uncle, it's a lie,
03:41just say you are jealous, she is progressing, I think it was you that was making her not too
03:45progressive, child, she was not beautiful like this when she was with us, I never knew she can
03:50be beautiful like this, it's a lie, nobody proposed anything to her, she is just doing it
03:56so that you will not see it, you are jealous, me too, don't I have somebody that is my wife to
04:02pay, it's a lie, you don't have anybody, I think she wants to show us that she has a person,
04:08okay, she will see now, she will see that me too, I have a person that I want to marry,
04:13she wants to show us that she has a person in her life, you will see that she will be jealous now,
04:17I will make her jealous, I think she is trying me,
04:27I will carry this fine girl now and use it and go and pose as if it's my girlfriend,
04:35she will be jealous, she will say, hello, yeah, please, where are you going, I'm going to Igwe
04:41street but I don't even know the place and the person I want to go and see, his line is not
04:45going through, yes, you are beautiful, thank you, okay, see, let me help you, it's like I know the
04:53place, let us go and check somewhere, enter, let me help you, okay, thank you,
05:02until you find a very very beautiful woman, thank you very much,
05:05so is this the place, see, this side now, it looks like the place, okay, but I cannot drive
05:24the car to that side, so we are going to come down, usually I can go, if you see the person
05:30you are looking for, yes, so I will carry you, go to that side, but be careful,
05:36this side there are bad boys here, so just come and come, let's go there,
05:43see, this side, there are bad boys, so what we are going to do now is that you are going to hold
05:49me hand, okay, no, not like that, hold me as if I'm your boyfriend, hold me as if I'm your boyfriend,
05:55if not, they will carry your bag,
06:17see this shop, you see this boutique here, as we are passing, just buy something there,
06:21why, just buy something, that's if you want to buy clothes,
06:25do it now, price it, price it, price, price, price, price, good afternoon,
06:30please, how much is this girl, this, it's 15k, see, baby, these people, their clothes is cheap,
06:36I don't like buying clothes from people that are cheap, so let's go elsewhere,
06:42cheap clothes, did I do it well, you did well, you did well,
06:45now that you have added like this, they will think that you are from this neighborhood,
06:48the bad boys will not attack you,
06:55what are you looking at, are you sure you are here, I'm okay, I'm okay, you are okay, hey,
07:04what is it again, it's like it's not here, oh, it's not here, this is not the street,
07:09where, okay, I know the street is in the other side, come, come, just follow me, but hold me
07:15well, act that thing that you added, act as if you are my baby, if not, they will attack you here,
07:19bad boys are here, act, act, just hold me like that, can I smile, yeah, smile, smile,
07:26cheap clothes people, my ex-people that sell cheap clothes, ex-people, ex, ex, ex-people,
07:32they are ex, which one is ex, no, that is how you need to be acting,
07:37my ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex-ex,
07:38my ex that used to push the padlock, never mind,
07:43it's okay now, what's your problem, I said I'm fine, I'm fine,
07:52Oga, do you have sugar and granola and gari, yes sir, no, we don't buy gari here,
07:58we buy gari from the other house, our gari is sweet, okay, yeah, yeah,
08:02Oga, give me two bags of rice, do you people have two bags of rice, yes sir,
08:21give me hennessy for my girlfriend, for my new girlfriend in the house and give me moet,
08:28give me custard, two custard and give me two crate of egg, give me cream for my fiancee,
08:42my fiancee is very beautiful, I want to marry her, do you have all those expensive cream,
08:47those ones that fangirls used to use, it's for my fiancee, give me, in fact anything you know
08:53that fiancee used to need, give me, I will pay, uncle, I thought it was only sugar and granola
09:02that we came in to buy, so I will use it and drink our gari, didn't you say that my former
09:08distant fiancee, and even if we do not buy all these things now, she will not think that maybe
09:12we are not progressing, how can you go there and tell them that you want to buy sugar and granola
09:16that you want to use and drink gari, so that they will not start laughing at us, they will see why
09:18you must buy everything, now that we have bought these things she will know that we are progressing,
09:22it's not only her, it's not by posting pictures on Instagram that she is fine, she is fine,
09:26wait, we are progressing, I better carry this thing and put it inside, okay, let's go,
09:30since she left our life, things have started working for our life,
09:33she does not even use to change her hairstyle, it's a lie, she just likes that hairstyle.
09:53What are you doing?
09:55What are you doing?
09:57Shift, shift, shift, shift, can't you see that car?
09:59Can't you see that car?
10:01Can't you see that car?
10:03Let's see that car that we are washing, pretend to see if it is this car that we are washing,
10:05it's our car,
10:07it's our car,
10:09let's see if it's our car,
10:11let's watch the car,
10:13I will be washing the car like a big man,
10:15you see the people who thought that we would not progress without them,
10:17but our God does not want to shame us,
10:19But our God no go shame us
10:25Madam be there and be watching our progress
10:27Please wash this car fast so that we can wash inside
10:29You know that I bought this car new
10:31I have appointment with Governor today
10:33Some people thought that when they leave our life
10:35That we will not progress again
10:37But look at our progress now
10:39We are back in life
10:41Before some people used to cause bad luck for us
10:46Good afternoon Madam
10:47Good afternoon
10:48We are from Obyapo Luka Government Tax Force
10:51Who parked this KK here?
10:54I don't know
10:55And the KK?
10:57Do I look like a KK driver?
11:00Excuse me sir
11:03Sorry, who is the owner of this KK?
11:05That I don't know
11:07This is my car
11:08I don't know who used to drive KK
11:10I don't use to drive KK
11:12That means nobody has this KK
11:15The owner of this KK has the guts to park this KK on the road
11:17And disappear
11:19Ok, they think the government is joking
11:20When they say that there will be no more wrong parking
11:23The owner of this KK will look for this KK
11:24And he will not see
11:25Period!
11:26Pilot, let's take this KK to the office
11:29Wait
11:32Where are you people going?
11:33Who is the owner of this KK?
11:35Let them call him on the phone
11:37But Uncle Mark
11:39All these KK people
11:43I don't know who parked it
11:47It's my car that I'm watching here since
11:50It's my car that I'm watching
11:54Ha!
11:55This one that our exes are now snapping our progress
11:57I hope they don't want to come and thief our car
12:04Let's wash our car
12:05Please excuse me
12:17Ha ha ha ha ha ha
12:21Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
12:26Hey
12:31She drove away
12:33Manela
12:35Is she alive?
12:38My KK
12:41They took my KK
12:42If you drive carelessly
12:44And the government people
12:45Seize my KK
12:47You will also go to jail
12:48Hey
12:49My KK
12:50They carried it
12:52Ah
12:53Manela, I'm finished
12:54I'm finished
12:57They carried my KK
12:58Where to?
12:59My KK
13:01She just posted a picture of two of us
13:04Look at what she wrote
13:05My enemies are now washing my car
13:07Hey
13:08Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
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