Not Rated |11min | Comedy | 2020 (Nigeria)
Mark Angel losses one of his cast to voodoo as he ask a witch doctor to make his actor disappear in a bid to achieve what he calls Hollywood Standard for his film.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Mark Angel, Emmanuela, Baze 10, Akparapubem, Mr Azu
Mark Angel losses one of his cast to voodoo as he ask a witch doctor to make his actor disappear in a bid to achieve what he calls Hollywood Standard for his film.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Mark Angel, Emmanuela, Baze 10, Akparapubem, Mr Azu
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00:00Please yes, yeah, we got a witch doctor. Yeah, we've got a witch doctor to the shrine. I will use voodoo on him
00:06Yes, yeah, we use voodoo. That's the best way
00:10At least it will be cheaper like one five. It'll be okay now kill him one five and to kill him now much now
00:17It's too much now
00:26It's not it's not voodoo it's not very exciting something yes
00:30Can we kill anybody?
00:32Can we kill anybody?
00:35I'll tell your sister. Yeah, come now. Come on. Take me skit. Oh, thank you. Why not be skit cut nice one. Nice one
00:48All right, that's it
00:56Let's go let's go
01:00What's the problem
01:31Hollywood Hollywood, we need to use reshrine see guys. I don't know how you want to do it now
01:35You push you get a crew crew crew. Maybe we should start making corner. You know, anybody, you know, we're using reshrine reshrine
01:43What is it?
01:47So what you're fed off I'm going to reshrine what if I tell you now let's all go to Beria grand and gansu
01:53Oh, look at this one. Come have you watched that?
01:57Jackson trailer, don't you know that my dad's a use free graveyard to shoot
02:02It will use raise on beat it is on beat by Tim. Yeah
02:07Come come come come come come come come come. Don't worry. Let's just have a small meeting. We are coming. We are coming
02:17Guys
02:19Please let us shoot everything standard. What we should see is Hollywood standard. Look at those boys. Yeah, they are
02:26From
02:29And they used to very real effect
02:33So let us try and beat them. You understand we do everything standard. Yeah, we do everything
02:38I don't know think that is only then that is very different. So make us not get rich, right? Yeah, you see rich, right?
02:47I just got a friend. He has contended chief priest so we can go to the shrine and shoot a rich
02:52Come on
03:10I'm scared. Oh, wow. Why are we going to go to a native doctor now a rich shrine? I think him analyze, right?
03:17Let's just take this and red clothes and do small Jagga Jagga. I'm scared
03:22I'm scared
03:28Yeah, what we do is Hollywood standard so we should let it not be like I see we are doing all this
03:33Nollywood movie. No, we are going to do Hollywood standard today. Hey
03:39We are
03:52Mark please. Yeah, I cannot continue this journey. We'll be working for about 20 minutes now. We'll be walking to now
03:58Yeah, I'm scared. Oh, how can I go to a real distinct shrine to shoot? What am I shooting now?
04:03I'm sure to belong home. Please. I'm sorry
04:07Me too. I'm not going if she's going
04:09Me I'm tired. I cannot come and kill myself
04:12It's all right
04:14Come take them to the hotel carry the drone get the drone in the hotel
04:18Is there another person that doesn't want to go to a real shrine and shoot?
04:22Come back here. Manuela, you come back.
04:24Come on, you asked him to shoot.
04:26Let's go, let's go guys.
04:28After now, you people will say you want to go and shoot in Hollywood.
04:30You don't know that Hollywood people used to do everything.
04:34I'm sorry. Not sir. Chief priest. Sorry.
04:38Sorry.
04:40Chief priest. Nothing. We just want to use this place.
04:44We want to use your shrine and shoot film.
04:46Yes. Yes.
04:48It's a very short thing. We are not going to take your time.
04:50See this person now. He's going to be acting as the chief priest.
04:52Yeah, in the film.
04:54Then these two people are his customers.
04:56So they will come here.
04:58Then the chief priest will just...
05:00They want to use... They want to kill somebody.
05:02So as they want to invoke the person's spirit.
05:04The person's spirit was too powerful.
05:06Then the chief priest now disappear.
05:08Then these two people that came to kill the person
05:10will now fall down and die.
05:12Oh!
05:14Hollywood!
05:18I used to watch this from time to time.
05:20It's not Hollywood.
05:22It's not Hollywood.
05:24They don't used to go to real shrine to act.
05:26We are Hollywood.
05:28See, Hollywood people...
05:30The difference between we and Hollywood people is that
05:32we used to do things real.
05:34Hollywood people used to fake it.
05:36Hollywood people cannot come here and use real shrine.
05:38But we are using real shrine.
05:40As in you want everything real.
05:42Okay.
05:44How long do you want to use my deity?
05:4630 minutes.
05:4830 minutes.
05:50It's just a simple thing.
05:5230 minutes.
05:54How much are we going to pay you for using the place?
05:5620,000.
05:5820,000?
06:00That is good.
06:02Don't worry. We will pay you 30,000.
06:0430,000?
06:06Listen, you can use one hour.
06:08The shrine is all yours.
06:10Let's go.
06:12Let's go.
06:14Both of you.
06:16Enter here.
06:18Enter.
06:20Take your position.
06:22On your camera.
06:24Open your lens.
06:26You know what to do, right?
06:28Just wait there.
06:30I will call you later.
06:32You know what to do, right?
06:34Remove your glass.
06:36You cannot die with glass.
06:38Please.
06:40Make it real.
06:42The way you guys do it.
06:44Make it real.
06:46You know what to do.
06:48You are the chief priest.
06:50Are you rolling?
06:52And action.
06:58No.
07:00As a chief priest,
07:02you are not supposed to come into your shrine with your front.
07:04For spiritual significance,
07:06he has to come to the shrine through his back.
07:08Thank you, sir.
07:10Spiritual significance.
07:12You see?
07:14Make it real.
07:16Let it be believable.
07:18Make it real.
07:20Exactly how the chief priest tell you.
07:22Are you rolling?
07:24And action.
07:30No.
07:32You have to say something scary.
07:34You have to chant some incantations
07:36to the gods.
07:38The gods will not understand.
07:40You have to say words that they understand.
07:42You have heard the chief priest.
07:44Say something terrifying.
07:46Thank you very much.
07:48I like the way you are correcting us.
07:50Your money now is 100,000 Naira.
07:52Just say what the chief priest said.
07:54Wait.
07:56If we finish, we will pay you 100,000 Naira.
07:58And you want it to look real.
08:00Yes, we want it real.
08:02Let's do it.
08:24You want to make it look real?
08:26Yes, sir.
08:28Can I see your hands?
08:30Take this.
08:32Now this is it.
08:34You lift this very high.
08:36And you chant
08:38Kele Kuku Kuku
08:40three times.
08:42After the Kele Kuku Kuku,
08:44you turn this around your head three times.
08:46Then you hit it on the floor.
08:48It will look real.
08:50Alright.
08:52Thank you, sir.
08:54Alright, let's go.
08:56You have what they said.
08:58And...
09:00Action!
09:02Kele Kuku Kuku
09:04Kele Kuku Kuku
09:06Kele Kuku Kuku
09:22What is that?
09:24It's a dragon.
09:26Hey!
09:28Real.
09:30It's real.
09:32Jeffress.
09:34Where is he?
09:36You want it to look real?
09:38I am happy you make it look real.
09:40He's disappeared.
09:42I told you people to use red cloth
09:44to do this dram of a thing.
09:46You people wouldn't listen.
09:48You people just want to re-shrine,
09:50you want to shoot Hollywood standards.
09:52Actually, this uncle has disappeared now.
09:54Holy, when these two people disappear, it will be rude.
09:58Don't worry about me.
09:59Come over here, Tupia.
10:00Hey, call him.
10:02Uncle Jim, please.
10:03Tupia is here.
10:03Ma!
10:05Ma!
10:07I don't know where I am, but this place is very dark.
10:09Hey!
10:11Don't worry, my son.
10:13I know the story.
10:14He has disappeared.
10:15The next day, the both of you will die.
10:17Hey!
10:18No, no, no.
10:20My son, the 100,000 they want to give me
10:22is too big for only two people to die.
10:25I will help you.
10:26All of you now will die.
10:27No, no, no, Tupia.
10:29Cameraman, continue.
10:31Director, action.
10:33Hey, I don't know where I am, but this place is very dark.
10:35Uncle Jim, please.
10:37Uncle Jim, please.
10:39Uncle Jim, please.
10:41Uncle Jim, please.
10:43Uncle Jim, please.