Not Rated |10min | Comedy | 2020 (Nigeria)
Mark Angel accidentally sells his kidney for 20million naira.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Mark Angel, Emmanuella, Success
Mark Angel accidentally sells his kidney for 20million naira.
Director: Daniel Julius
Writers: Mark Angel Comedy
Stars: Mark Angel, Emmanuella, Success
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00:00Mark, Mark, why are you running?
00:13Mark Angel Comedy.
00:14Jay!
00:15Yes?
00:16Ah!
00:17You did not tell me that you are now doing mechanic.
00:18Ah, no, no, no mechanic.
00:19You don't know me again.
00:20Okay, it's car wash.
00:21You are doing car wash.
00:22No.
00:23Ha!
00:24Not car wash, nah.
00:25I'm not a car wash man.
00:26Uh-uh.
00:27Who car did you carry?
00:28This is my car, nah.
00:29Come on, don't tell me that thing.
00:30It's my car.
00:31Hey!
00:32It's your car!
00:33Hey!
00:34Jay!
00:35Otaku!
00:36Otaku!
00:37Otaku!
00:38You have my car!
00:39You have my car!
00:40Ha!
00:41My friend!
00:42Relax, Mark, relax.
00:43How did you?
00:44What are you now doing?
00:45Mark, you don't understand.
00:46How are you now?
00:47I'm fine, oh.
00:48I'm fine.
00:49Just managing.
00:50Jay, give me corrections.
00:51How did you start?
00:52Mark, this one is not for everybody, oh.
00:53It's not for everybody.
00:54It's not for everybody.
00:55It's not for everybody.
00:56It's not for everybody.
00:57It's not for everybody, oh.
00:58You cannot handle it, oh.
00:59Nah, Jay.
01:00I'm your friend, oh.
01:01Tell me what you did.
01:02What did you do?
01:03Oh, okay.
01:04You're not doing Yahoo?
01:05No.
01:06Okay, see.
01:07As you see me now, eh.
01:08This YouTube that we are doing, I want to use it as a hobby.
01:09Tell me something.
01:10You are telling me it's not Yahoo.
01:11It's not money ritual.
01:12Tell me.
01:13What did you do?
01:14Mark.
01:15Mark.
01:16No, no, no.
01:17You are not healthy enough.
01:18This is for the strong-hearted.
01:19Very strong.
01:20You have to be very strong.
01:21Hey, Jay.
01:22You know me, nah.
01:23Me.
01:24Me.
01:25I don't have to be strong enough.
01:26You know me.
01:27I don't have to be strong enough to beat person.
01:28Jay, tell me.
01:29What did you do?
01:30Okay.
01:31Okay.
01:32Call.
01:33Can you sell your kidney?
01:34Nah, Jay.
01:35I'm talking something.
01:36You are telling me to sell my kidney.
01:37Kidney that is not doing anything for me.
01:39What am I using kidney to do?
01:40Tell me what you did.
01:41You are telling me kidney.
01:42That's what I did.
01:43I sold my kidney.
01:44Jay, you sold your kidney?
01:46Yes.
01:47Have you married?
01:48No, no.
01:49Mark.
01:50It's not until I'm married, oh.
01:51Okay, it's a side match.
01:52See if it's kidney that you are talking about, Mark.
01:54that you are talking about. I have two kidneys that I'm not using to do anything.
01:58I can say it.
01:58You're a very funny guy.
02:00Okay, you know what? I'll hook you up. I'll hook you up, eh?
02:02Eh?
02:03Er...
02:04Call this... This is the doctor's number, eh?
02:06To hook you up. Book an appointment with him.
02:08Eh, Jay, how much is one kidney?
02:10Mmm... About 20 million.
02:1220 million Naira?!
02:13Yes.
02:13One kidney, 20 million Naira?!
02:15Yes.
02:15Jay, I have two kidneys!
02:17Hey! Jay, my man!
02:18I want to go home and do a few things.
02:21Wait, you're the person that has that house they are building there?
02:23Yes, that's how we roll, bro.
02:24I have been asking who has that house!
02:26Jay, this is your house!
02:28Jay, I can't...
02:29Jay!
02:31Can I... Let me join you? I don't know...
02:33No, no, no, no, man.
02:33Sell your own kidney and buy your own car.
02:35Eh? Jay!
02:36Jay, I can't...
02:39What of your own number?
02:41No, don't worry.
02:43Hey, I'm going to jail!
02:53Hello?
02:53Hello, who is this?
02:55My name is Mackenzie.
02:56I have two kidneys.
02:57I want to sell them.
02:59Okay, sir.
02:59You can come to the hospital when you are ready.
03:01Are you serious?
03:02Yes, sir.
03:03So it's true?
03:04Wait, wait, wait, wait!
03:05How much is one kidney?
03:07It's about 20 to 25 million, Naira.
03:0920 to 25 million?!
03:10Yes, sir.
03:11Hey!
03:13Don't joke with me!
03:14I'm not joking with you, sir.
03:1520 to 25 million?!
03:17Sir, I have two kidneys!
03:18I'm coming now!
03:19Emanuella!
03:20Where is Success?
03:22Success!
03:23Emanuella!
03:25Emanuella!
03:27Emanuella!
03:27Uncle Mack!
03:28Come, come!
03:29Hey!
03:29Success!
03:31Come!
03:36We have made it!
03:38I have made it in this life!
03:41Thank you very much!
03:42Thank you for being in my life!
03:44I love the both of you!
03:45Follow me!
03:46Uncle, wait, wait, wait!
03:47Where are we going to?
03:48Just follow me!
03:50No, no, no, no, uncle!
03:51Follow me so I can order you to follow me
03:53and you will follow me!
03:54It's starting, don't you know?
03:55Come and follow me!
03:56Come on!
03:57Oh, yes!
03:58Let's go!
04:00Ha, ha, ha!
04:01I'm rich!
04:02Ha, ha, ha!
04:04So, Mr. Mackenzie,
04:06why do you want to sell your kidney?
04:10Doctor!
04:11Yes?
04:11See this life you are seeing?
04:13We have suffered!
04:16We have suffered very well!
04:18Hey!
04:19And I have two kidneys!
04:22And I'm not using them to do anything!
04:24Eh?
04:25And one kidney is 20 million Naira!
04:27What am I doing with kidney?
04:31Mr. Mack,
04:32you cannot sell two kidneys at a time!
04:36Eh?
04:37Yes!
04:38Hey!
04:40It's alright!
04:41I can sell one now
04:43and then later I come and sell another one!
04:45Well, that could be the case!
04:48It's alright!
04:49Mr. Mack, if I may ask,
04:51do your kids know you want to sell your kidney?
04:53Ah, doctor!
04:54Today, no?
04:56I'm their guardian!
04:57Ha!
04:58Put the thing out and give me money!
05:00And...
05:02what do you want to use this money for, Mr. Mack?
05:04Eh, doctor, I know that you will be thinking that I'm selfish and a greedy person!
05:08Eh, no!
05:09This money is not for me!
05:10This money is for the kids!
05:13Doctor, see!
05:14Immediately you give me this money now!
05:16Bam!
05:16I will carry it
05:18and pay your school fee
05:19from now to university level!
05:22Wow!
05:23Yes!
05:24And again, I want to use this money and buy all the food that they will eat from now until they grow up!
05:30And I will also use it and buy all the clothes that they are going to wear from now till when they grow up!
05:35I'm also going to use it and pay for them to go for vacation!
05:40In the U.S.,
05:41in Dubai,
05:43in America,
05:44and in the Caribbean!
05:46So, the money is not for me!
05:47It's for them!
05:48Okay!
05:49It's alright!
05:50So, doctor!
05:51Yes?
05:51Which of them are you going to cut?
05:54Of course, I'll go for the healthier one!
05:56Obviously, both of them are healthy!
05:59You just need to tell me because I know the one that is useless!
06:03I will just tell you the one that is useless that you can cut!
06:06But it's alright, though!
06:07Any one you choose!
06:08You are the doctor!
06:10It's the money I'm just saying!
06:12Eh, Mr. Mackenzie, in that case, we have to give you an aesthetic,
06:16you fall asleep,
06:17then we carry out the procedure!
06:19Must I be sleeping?
06:20I can't watch you!
06:22Doctor, I'm a strong man!
06:24I have heart!
06:25Even my friend that directed me here,
06:27he knows that I have heart!
06:28That's why he gave me your number!
06:31See!
06:31These are my case!
06:33Sometimes, they used to wound!
06:35I will pay the person to sew it with needle!
06:37I have heart!
06:38I can see blood!
06:39It's not a...
06:40Mr. Mack!
06:41It's the hospital's policy!
06:43You have to go under anesthesia!
06:44Eh, you don't want me to watch it!
06:46Yes, you have to go under anesthesia, Mr. Mack!
06:48I hope I will watch the money!
06:51You have to go under anesthesia, Mr. Mack!
06:53Eh, it's alright!
06:55See!
06:56Let me tell you people!
06:58This thing that I'm doing is not for me!
07:00It's for the both of you!
07:01It's just kidding!
07:02And we have two of it and we are not doing anything with it!
07:06So, why not just sell it and use it and go to school?
07:09By the time you grow up, you will know that this is a sacrifice that is good!
07:15And doctor, I hope you are going to give them anesthesia when you are...
07:19Mr. Mack, let's...
07:21Let's proceed!
07:23Both of you be strong!
07:25No matter what you see, don't shout!
07:27Don't shout!
07:28I don't want to be there hearing your voice!
07:31Not as...
07:33Do you mean, let me sleep?
07:34Don't use your shout and wake me up!
07:36Let me rest!
07:37You people, later you rest your own!
07:40In Australia and China!
07:42Mr. Mack, let's...
07:44Let's proceed!
07:45Doctor, let us do this!
07:57Mr. Mack, you are awake!
07:59It's one month now!
08:00Your kids are here to see you!
08:02Ah ah!
08:04Doctor!
08:04Yes?
08:05You have do it!
08:06Yes, I've done it!
08:07These you people anesthesia is paining me!
08:10Relax, it will be fine, it will be fine!
08:11Oh!
08:12Why did you tie me this thing, Ukuano?
08:15Ah!
08:15Uncle!
08:17You are alive!
08:18Ah!
08:19Emanuella!
08:19Uncle, thank God you made it!
08:21Okay, so says all you people caught!
08:25Ah!
08:26Uncle Mack, you made it!
08:28Ah, doctor!
08:29Success is working fine!
08:31It did not cut her knee!
08:33It did not take my kidney!
08:35We took your kidney!
08:36Your kidney is an organ in your body!
08:38We've taken it and we have actually transplanted it onto another patient!
08:42And I've given them the money!
08:43Yes!
08:45You gave them the money?
08:46Yes!
08:47Uncle, thank you for this big sacrifice!
08:50Yes, thank you!
08:51We have used the money to pay our school fees from now to university!
08:56We used the money to book flight tickets for our Caribbean vacation!
09:00And we have even gone and come back!
09:02We gave plenty part of the money to the orphanage!
09:06We used the money to buy fine, fine clothes and shoes!
09:10And success has used her own part of the money to buy a house for her mummy!
09:15Now, the money is remaining 200,000!
09:18So, we'll now use it and buy a wheelchair for you!
09:24Ta-da!
09:30Doctor, you removed my kidney organ!
09:32Mr. Mack, calm down!
09:33Give me my kidney organ!
09:34You don't need to shout!
09:35Your condition doesn't need to shout!
09:36Give me my kidney organ!
09:37Calm down, Mr. Mack!
09:39Give me my kidney organ!
09:40Give me my kidney organ!
09:41Give me my kidney organ!
09:42Give me my kidney organ!
09:43Give me my kidney organ!
09:44Doctor, you have killed me!
09:45You removed my kidney organ!
09:47You don't know English!
09:48Mr. Mack, calm down!
09:49You don't need to shout!
09:50Uncle, wait!
09:51You want to sell our knee?
09:55Wicked uncle!
09:56Let's keep the wheelchair!
09:57We'll buy him crutches!
10:08You