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00:00:00I need you back on it girl, right here in this moment girl. It's all yours baby, it's all yours baby. I need you back on it girl, riding like a pony girl.
00:00:18Yo Jamie, you, I got a real question for you. What's up? Why the hell do you got a v-neck edge up? Y'all know you ain't talking about lineups.
00:00:28Hey man, can I get a pic in my hat back, man? You know I just got out of the hospital, leukemia, leukemia. Y'all don't got no leukemia, it's like a milked up cat ass up, man.
00:00:34Maybe I can't afford a boss. Man, have a lineup first before you talk about lineups. Hey John. Oh hey, what's up Ariel?
00:00:38Yeah man, you know what I'm saying. Just chilling. Oh, this is my roommate Ariel. Hey, how you doing? Nice to meet you. Same here.
00:00:48Why don't you get back to it, I just wanted to say hello. Oh okay, cool, cool.
00:00:53Yo, that's your roommate? Yep. Shit man, so what's up man, how was it?
00:01:01Your eyes are down.
00:01:04Fill your boy in, tell me. Nah, I'm not hitting that. What? Woah, woah, woah, woah.
00:01:09How the fuck aren't thou not hitting that? Nigga, did you see the yams on that?
00:01:14Damn, that shit practically eye fucked you right in front of me. Nigga, I would've jumped in and hit you. You would've been a three way.
00:01:18Nigga, we ain't talking like that. Man, talk like a reverend. Just calm down, man. Alright? That's Mona's cousin.
00:01:24Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh now you get it, yeah. Wait, hold up. How the hell are you roommates with your ex's cousin?
00:01:31That's a long story, Ron. We all moved in together and she was on the lease and then me and Mona broke up.
00:01:36But I'm gonna get back with Mona, it's gone, it's gonna be fixed.
00:01:39And again, you not hitting because? Nigga, you hear anything I said?
00:01:44Alright, if I fuck Mona... Listen, Mona's never gonna get back with me if I fuck Ariel, okay?
00:01:50Hold up, man. On that note, I'm out of here. You liking some light skinned shit? And you darker than a motherfucker.
00:01:55This is the best part, bro. This is the best part.
00:02:20In this moment, girl. It's all yours, baby. It's all yours, baby. I need you back on it, girl.
00:02:32Riding like a pony, girl. It's all yours, baby. It's all yours, baby.
00:02:41Don't think I'm cheating on you. Girl, don't think I'm creeping on you. I'm out here fiending for you.
00:02:47Get your ass off of me. She can't see me. I can see you.
00:02:50She looking, she looking, she looking.
00:02:52What, man?
00:02:53She looking at you. She still looking.
00:02:55Shh.
00:02:56You can go hit that.
00:02:57I'm not hitting nothing.
00:02:58If you don't hit that, I'm gonna hit it.
00:02:59You ain't nobody hitting nothing. I'll be right back.
00:03:01Get your ass down.
00:03:03I ain't want no fucking with you. I just got some new sheets.
00:03:05You got two weeks.
00:03:06Two weeks for what?
00:03:07Two weeks to smash? Oh, I'm smashing. Raw.
00:03:09Why everything gotta be so intense with you?
00:03:12Raw? Really raw?
00:03:14That way you don't come behind me because I don't want nobody hitting after me.
00:03:16Just get to know her a little bit.
00:03:18Baby on the way.
00:03:20Yo, I'm about to get up out of here, man.
00:03:22You already know how tore you'll be.
00:03:24I don't want her thinking about the bunny ratchet.
00:03:26Stay chill. Relax, man.
00:03:27Bro, what the hell you doing, man?
00:03:29Is everything good in your life, bro?
00:03:31I'm good. I'm good. I'm just saying, like, you know what I'm saying?
00:03:33You probably just chill.
00:03:35Bro, you know what I told you? Two weeks.
00:03:37Yes.
00:03:38Two weeks.
00:03:49Yeah?
00:03:54Yeah.
00:03:59And he'll use a towel before he get in the goddamn jacket.
00:04:02John, hurry up. I'm getting cold.
00:04:05Yeah, here I come. Just give me a second. Here I come.
00:04:09John?
00:04:13John, you don't have to hand it to me. The floor's gonna be all slippery.
00:04:16You mean you want me to come inside while you're in the shower and hand it to you?
00:04:21Yeah. Come on, good boy.
00:04:25Alright.
00:04:28Sorry about that.
00:04:29Wait, where?
00:04:30Oh, where is it?
00:04:31It's behind the door now.
00:04:34Here we go.
00:04:35Here we go.
00:04:37Okay, okay.
00:04:38Warmer.
00:04:39Warmer. Okay, careful.
00:04:43Okay, hold on. Hold on just a minute. Don't pee.
00:04:45You want me to stay right here? Like...
00:04:48Don't pee.
00:04:49You're naked.
00:04:50Oh, thanks, bro.
00:04:53Hey, I think we need to get another brand of towels. These don't work very well.
00:04:57I'm so wet.
00:05:01I'm so wet.
00:05:07I don't get it.
00:05:09What's not to get? I mean, if they would have opened their eyes, they would have seen it.
00:05:12That's what I don't get. Seen what exactly?
00:05:14See, that's the problem with you UCLA girls, man. Y'all so literal.
00:05:18Everyone knows that Bird Box is an abstract film, okay?
00:05:23It takes a certain type of person to understand its complexities.
00:05:26Hmm.
00:05:27Yeah.
00:05:28That's what I love about you. When you say big words, you can't understand.
00:05:36Did you hear that?
00:05:37Nah, it was the film.
00:05:44I'm sorry, you guys. I'll be out in just a minute. I just need to get to my will.
00:05:50From the couch.
00:05:56Damn.
00:06:02That's your cousin, right?
00:06:03Oh, no.
00:06:04Oh, please, no.
00:06:05No.
00:06:06Oh, God, no, no.
00:06:07That's your sister.
00:06:08No.
00:06:12That's your step-sister.
00:06:14Her roommate.
00:06:17You know, like, she stay way on the other side. Like, I don't even see her sometimes.
00:06:22I be working, she be working.
00:06:23Oh.
00:06:24Where you going?
00:06:25I don't know.
00:06:26You know what? I'll just...
00:06:27Oh, you know what? It's getting really late.
00:06:29Oh, come on, man. It's daytime.
00:06:31I gotta go. I gotta go. You know what? I'm having wedding shoes, but no big deal.
00:06:33The sun's still out.
00:06:34I gotta go. I gotta go.
00:06:35You ain't about to play me.
00:06:36Wait, wait. Come on.
00:06:37Do you mean like that? Get out of here.
00:06:38No, we just...
00:06:39Come on.
00:06:41Hey.
00:06:45Give me your children.
00:06:49Give me your children.
00:06:50Come on.
00:06:52Yeah.
00:06:54Hey, asshole.
00:06:55Could you read this newspaper, please?
00:06:59What are you doing?
00:07:00Okay.
00:07:06Yo.
00:07:09It's John. Come in.
00:07:13Man, what in the wedding XL is going on in here?
00:07:19You're so silly. I always light candles when I'm feeling sick.
00:07:22It helps open me up.
00:07:25Open up?
00:07:26Yeah, my sinus is silly.
00:07:29Oh, shit.
00:07:34Actually, could you rub some on my lower back?
00:07:37Because it helps me a lot when I'm sick.
00:07:42Just like right here.
00:07:45Right there?
00:07:46Mm-hmm.
00:07:47Mm.
00:07:49Okay.
00:07:50I'm going to get a tattoo.
00:07:54All right.
00:07:55Just...
00:08:02Put it right here.
00:08:04Put it right here.
00:08:09Okay.
00:08:10Yeah, that's my spot.
00:08:15Yep.
00:08:16Nice.
00:08:17It's a spot.
00:08:18It's a spot?
00:08:19Yeah.
00:08:20You do know it's Vicks VapoRub in that lotion, right?
00:08:23Yeah, but just a little bit deeper, please.
00:08:26Yeah, deeper?
00:08:27Yeah, that's good.
00:08:29Oh.
00:08:32Your attention is to the Brazilian community.
00:08:37I can go longer if you take me to...
00:08:39You're so silly.
00:08:40Oh.
00:08:42Oh.
00:08:43You know, the craziest thing just went through my head.
00:08:46Like, I mean, it's silly, but...
00:08:48A man hasn't touched me like that in so long, and...
00:08:51If we weren't practically related, I...
00:08:56What?
00:08:57I just...
00:09:07Thanks, bro.
00:09:12Bye.
00:09:15I think we should make up.
00:09:17I need you back on it, girl.
00:09:20Right here in this moment, girl.
00:09:24It's all yours, baby.
00:09:27It's all yours, baby.
00:09:30I need you back on it, girl.
00:09:33Riding like a pony, girl.
00:09:36Yo, J, you good, man?
00:09:37Nah, man.
00:09:38It's Darryl.
00:09:39It's like she trying to fuck, but she not trying to fuck.
00:09:43What do you care for, man?
00:09:44You ain't trying to hit?
00:09:45I'm not, but it's...
00:09:46It's like I need to know her angle, alright?
00:09:48She know some evil mastermind shit.
00:09:50Oh.
00:09:51Sounds like you got a C-O-F-I on your hand.
00:09:54What?
00:09:55What the hell is a C-O-F-I?
00:09:57A conflict of fucking interests.
00:09:59Did you have a dumb ass experience there?
00:10:01Nah, man.
00:10:02What's up, man?
00:10:03Y'all trying to go hot on a piece or what?
00:10:05Oh, yes.
00:10:06I'm finished.
00:10:07Girl, girl.
00:10:08That's about like six bucks.
00:10:09In the future.
00:10:13Hey, what the hell is that?
00:10:14That's contributions.
00:10:15Did you get that on my couch?
00:10:17Excuse me.
00:10:18Hey, guys.
00:10:19Hey, Abigail.
00:10:21Put you down in the bag, girl.
00:10:23Just shit for my ass.
00:10:26Hey, yo, J, man.
00:10:27What's the date?
00:10:28Sunday.
00:10:29On a large date?
00:10:30Yeah.
00:10:31Okay, one second.
00:10:34How the hell did she get Chick-fil-A on a Sunday?
00:10:37Leftovers.
00:10:38Definitely leftovers.
00:10:39Eat.
00:10:40Some good old leftovers.
00:10:42One, two, three.
00:10:44Y'all, carry out.
00:10:47Chick-fil-A is definitely good, but it still is fast food.
00:10:51And it's unhealthy to eat fast food that's leftovers.
00:10:53So you should throw it away.
00:10:55Yeah, you know.
00:10:56Probably right.
00:10:57Except this is fresh.
00:10:59Oh.
00:11:01And I got some for everybody.
00:11:03And I know you don't like the spicy chicken sandwich,
00:11:05so I got you nuggets with extra adhesion.
00:11:08And she got the absolute salt.
00:11:10She brought all the exact salt on Sunday.
00:11:13Nah, I'm good.
00:11:14Okay.
00:11:15All right, well, I'm going to put yours in the fridge,
00:11:16just in case you change your mind, okay?
00:11:19All right, see you guys later.
00:11:21Cool.
00:11:22I'll take you back later.
00:11:25Yo, if you don't fuck this bitch, I will.
00:11:27And I'll do it raw.
00:11:28I ain't playing, man.
00:11:29She likes some wizard-type of sorcery-type of doctor-type of shit, man.
00:11:32How the hell she know no sorcery, huh?
00:11:34Hey, this is some deep, deep, deep magic.
00:11:36I mean, that's some Creole-type bone-breaking shit.
00:11:39Evil master.
00:11:41I'm leaving now.
00:11:43I'll be back.
00:11:44Watch your ass, now.
00:11:45Eat your nuggets and Polynesian sauce.
00:11:47Got a week and a half, brother.
00:11:48Week and a half.
00:11:49What's happening in a week and a half?
00:11:51I'm fucking.
00:11:52Oh.
00:11:55Hey.
00:11:56Come in.
00:11:58I just want to thank you for what you did for the fellas earlier
00:12:01with the Chick-fil-A and everything.
00:12:02You didn't have to.
00:12:03That was cool.
00:12:04Oh, no problem.
00:12:05I'm glad they liked it.
00:12:06So...
00:12:10How'd you do it?
00:12:11How'd I do what?
00:12:12Oh, come on.
00:12:13You know what I'm talking about.
00:12:14Chick-fil-A on a Sunday night.
00:12:15Come on.
00:12:16How'd you do it?
00:12:17I need to know.
00:12:18Well, I have my ways.
00:12:20But some things are better kept secret.
00:12:24If you know what I mean.
00:12:26Anyway, talk to you later.
00:12:28Oh.
00:12:29Okay, well.
00:12:32Talk to you later.
00:12:37Do-do-do-do.
00:12:38Do-do-do-do.
00:12:39Do-do.
00:12:40Let's see what we got up in here.
00:12:43What in the...
00:12:50Hey.
00:12:51What you doing?
00:12:52I've been looking for these everywhere.
00:12:54I thought I lost them in the laundry, but I guess I ended up in the Chick-fil-A bag.
00:12:58Oh, but thanks, bro.
00:13:01Ended up in the...
00:13:07Oh, yeah.
00:13:08Fuck.
00:13:09Fuck.
00:13:11Fuck.
00:13:37What the hell you doing up in here?
00:13:38What are you doing in my closet?
00:13:40I was about to beat your ass.
00:13:41Well, you can do that to my ass, too.
00:13:43But only if you do it longer this time.
00:13:49Did you sleep on me?
00:13:51What in the monster's ball is you dreaming about?
00:13:55Hey, man.
00:13:56We gotta get you to your room, man.
00:13:57You is tripping, girl.
00:13:58Oh, yeah.
00:13:59Take me to bed, daddy.
00:14:01Daddy?
00:14:02I don't even have any kids.
00:14:04Hey, hey, hey.
00:14:05I'll be right in a minute.
00:14:06Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:14:07Get up.
00:14:08Get up.
00:14:09Hey, hey, hey.
00:14:10Hey, hey.
00:14:11Relax.
00:14:12Relax.
00:14:13Stop.
00:14:14Stop.
00:14:15Stop.
00:14:16You gotta go to your room.
00:14:17Wait a minute.
00:14:18Wait a minute.
00:14:19Hey, hey, hey.
00:14:20Get up.
00:14:21Get up.
00:14:22Oh.
00:14:23Oh.
00:14:24Who's up now?
00:14:25No, no, no.
00:14:26Nobody's up.
00:14:27Nobody's up.
00:14:28Let's just go.
00:14:29Let's go to bed.
00:14:30No, we're going to your room.
00:14:31We're going to get up.
00:14:32Get up.
00:14:33Get up.
00:14:34Relax girl.
00:14:35Stop.
00:14:36Relax.
00:14:37Good girl.
00:14:39Your room.
00:14:40Get up.
00:14:41OK.
00:14:42Hey.
00:14:43Hey.
00:14:44Damn.
00:14:45Hey, hey, hey.
00:14:46Get your ass up.
00:14:47Get off.
00:14:48Get off.
00:14:49I'm gonna keep going, mister.
00:15:00Stop.
00:15:03Strong as hell.
00:15:05Let's do it again like we did in Kalamazoo.
00:15:08What the hell? Kalamazoo?
00:15:10We've never even been in Michigan.
00:15:15Fuck.
00:15:21See, um, it's not what it looks like.
00:15:24Where'd that little thing on your head go?
00:15:27Okay, um.
00:15:28See, what happened was, I heard a noise in the closet and it was you doing lord knows what.
00:15:34You was sleepwalking in my closet and I saw you and I was like, yo.
00:15:38And you was like, mm-hmm.
00:15:40And I was like, what?
00:15:42And, I don't know how this looks.
00:15:45I should move my pelvis a little bit.
00:15:47Put this down here.
00:15:49While we're at it.
00:15:51You was sleepwalking and I tried to get you to your room.
00:15:56And you strong-armed me into my bed and got in this position.
00:16:01I'm asleep on the couch?
00:16:02This is a little awkward.
00:16:04You know?
00:16:05Awesome.
00:16:06I'll tuck you up in here.
00:16:11And, um, let's go in.
00:16:13Let's go in.
00:16:17I'm just gonna take a pillow here.
00:16:19And probably get up in the morning.
00:16:21While I'm on the couch.
00:16:23Make you some breakfast.
00:16:24Right, sis?
00:16:27Oh, get your feet.
00:16:28I want your toes to freeze.
00:16:32It's that awkward.
00:16:33Just forget this happened and, uh.
00:16:38Yeah.
00:16:41Eddie.
00:16:44Stupid.
00:16:45Eddie.
00:16:46Come on.
00:16:47Oh.
00:16:49Can we talk?
00:16:50Yeah.
00:16:54It's about last night.
00:16:56Oh, yeah.
00:16:57Last night.
00:16:58Yeah.
00:16:59What's up?
00:17:00I'm so embarrassed.
00:17:01I should have told you I sleepwalk.
00:17:03Yeah.
00:17:04It's fine.
00:17:05I mean, it's not normal.
00:17:06But I totally get it.
00:17:08Thank you for being so understanding.
00:17:10Mona would have gone crazy if she'd seen us.
00:17:12I know.
00:17:13I didn't do that.
00:17:15But, um.
00:17:16I didn't say anything, like, out of the norm, did I?
00:17:21Take me to bed, zaddy.
00:17:23I don't know if you did any longer this time.
00:17:25Oh.
00:17:26Oh.
00:17:28Oh.
00:17:29What's up now?
00:17:30Let's do it again like we did in Kalamazoo.
00:17:33Not even.
00:17:36You're the best.
00:17:37Alright.
00:17:40Oh, my God.
00:17:42What?
00:17:43I've been trying this entire time to remember who you reminded me of.
00:17:47Who?
00:17:48Who?
00:17:49It's a friend of mine.
00:17:51From Kalamazoo.
00:18:06Catch you later.
00:18:08Yeah.
00:18:09Catch you later.
00:18:13Girl.
00:18:14Should I spread?
00:18:15Yes.
00:18:16Spread.
00:18:17Spread it.
00:18:18Yes.
00:18:19Oh, yeah.
00:18:20Can you, like, do it like that?
00:18:21Shake it out.
00:18:22Shake it out.
00:18:23Side to side.
00:18:24Side to side.
00:18:25Why is it so tight?
00:18:26I don't know.
00:18:27I don't know why it's so tight.
00:18:28It's really hard.
00:18:29Are these all muscles?
00:18:30Let me see.
00:18:31Deep.
00:18:32Deep.
00:18:33Let me see.
00:18:34Oh, my God.
00:18:35Oh, my God.
00:18:36Oh, my God.
00:18:37Oh, my God.
00:18:38Oh, my God.
00:18:39Oh, my God.
00:18:40Oh, my God.
00:18:41Oh, my God.
00:18:42Deep.
00:18:43There you go, girl.
00:18:44There you go.
00:18:45Oh, is it a little bit firmer?
00:18:46Yes, it looks great.
00:18:48Oh, hey, John.
00:18:49Hey.
00:18:50I can come back if you guys are busy.
00:18:52Oh, don't be silly, Willie.
00:18:53We're just stretching.
00:18:55Oh, this is my trainer, Dre.
00:18:56Oh, what's up, big-hunk?
00:18:57John.
00:18:58Sup?
00:18:59I've heard good things.
00:19:00Only good things.
00:19:01I love your stand-up and your videos and stuff.
00:19:03You're so funny.
00:19:06Um, you know, I'm gonna go, because I know how expensive it is having a personal trainer.
00:19:11No, no, no, no.
00:19:12We're just warming up for a job.
00:19:13You should come with us.
00:19:14Come with us.
00:19:15Don't you want to come?
00:19:16You want to come.
00:19:17Oh, no, no, no.
00:19:18I leave all the running for the white folks.
00:19:19It'll be fun.
00:19:20I promise.
00:19:21Yeah.
00:19:22Oh.
00:19:23That's a yes.
00:19:24Okay, I'm gonna be right back.
00:19:25I'm gonna go get sunscreen.
00:19:26I'm gonna go upstairs.
00:19:27I'll be right back, okay?
00:19:28Play nice.
00:19:29I'll be right back.
00:19:30Come right back, girl.
00:19:31Uh, so.
00:19:32See you in a second.
00:19:33How long you been training Ariel?
00:19:34Huh?
00:19:35Like a year.
00:19:36You know how you been.
00:19:37Are you fucking?
00:19:39Excuse me?
00:19:40Are you fucking Ariel, nigga?
00:19:41Do you beat those cheeks, nigga?
00:19:42Do you blam the yams, nigga?
00:19:43Do you clap your balls on those walls, nigga?
00:19:44Uh, first of all, where did all the zest go in your voice?
00:19:45You went from Tevin Campbell to Isaac Hayes real quick, brother.
00:19:46Nigga, cause I ain't gay.
00:19:47This my angle, nigga.
00:19:48I'm just playing, nigga.
00:19:49I'm trying to fuck.
00:19:50And if I find out you trying to fuck, or if you fuck, nigga.
00:19:51Ooh, nigga, we got a motherfucking problem, nigga.
00:19:52Now you put the veins back in your neck, all right?
00:19:53I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:19:54I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:19:55I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:19:57This my angle, nigga.
00:19:58I'm just playing, nigga.
00:19:59I'm trying to fuck.
00:20:00And if I find out you trying to fuck, or if you fuck, nigga.
00:20:01Ooh, nigga, we got a motherfucking problem, nigga.
00:20:02Now you put the veins back in your neck, all right?
00:20:03I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:04I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:05I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:06I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:07I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:08I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:09I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:10I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:11I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:12I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:13I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:14I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:15I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:16I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:17I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:18I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:19I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:20I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:21I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:22I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:23I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:24I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:25I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:27I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:28I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:29I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:30I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:31I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:32I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:33I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:34I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:35I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:36I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:37I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:38I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:39I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:40I may not look like Bruce Lee when I fuck, nigga.
00:20:42Hey!
00:20:43Oh no!
00:20:44We're gonnaí’‰ss so well!
00:20:45You ready to go in the dog?
00:20:46Yeah!
00:20:47Let's go.
00:20:48Let's go.
00:20:49Come on.
00:20:50Let's go.
00:20:51Woof!
00:20:52Got her.
00:20:55Fucking schoonorning!
00:21:00Daadde, are you okay?
00:21:01I'm good, I'm good.
00:21:02Are you sure?
00:21:03Did he get you anything like ice?
00:21:06I'm good.
00:21:07You've done enough.
00:21:08You and Dre.
00:21:09I'm so sorry.
00:21:10easier on first-timers. He must have saw your build and thought you could handle it.
00:21:13I thought the same thing when I first saw you.
00:21:16Handle what?
00:21:17You know, it.
00:21:19I mean, I would know what it is if you said what it is.
00:21:23You're so crazy.
00:21:25Oh, you know what? I wanted to thank you for something.
00:21:28Dre is, he's kind of a handful sometimes. He's a lot.
00:21:32And he's super free with his sexuality and you just treated him like he was one of the guys
00:21:36and I really appreciate it.
00:21:38One of the guys.
00:21:40I did it, huh?
00:21:42But you really might be on to something.
00:21:45I would love to find somebody that I could just be free with and, you know, make his life mine.
00:21:58Anyway, you know what? I don't know about you, but after Runyon, I usually like to treat myself
00:22:02and I really need something chocolate in my mouth.
00:22:04Chocolate in your mouth?
00:22:06These usually work.
00:22:09Oh.
00:22:10Yeah. These chocolate banana things. Oh my God.
00:22:36Whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:22:44Stop.
00:22:47Oh.
00:22:49You want one?
00:22:50I'm good.
00:22:51Okay, well I'm gonna let you get back to the jokes and stuff and I'll talk to you later.
00:22:53Okay.
00:22:57Mona!
00:22:59I hit that fool with that Hezzy, you feel me? Okay.
00:23:04Hey, yo.
00:23:05Hey, yo, what the fuck was that?
00:23:07Sam.
00:23:09Yeah, you, nigga.
00:23:10What you mean, man? I was getting buckets.
00:23:12Thing is, I'm a natural lean, but I can bring the ball up, too.
00:23:16Fuck no.
00:23:17When I pass you the ball, you pass it the fuck right back.
00:23:20That's what you do.
00:23:21Hey, man, don't touch my ball now.
00:23:22I'm serious.
00:23:24Okay?
00:23:25Not until the Monstars give you your damn powers back, lookin' ass.
00:23:29What's up, John?
00:23:31It's Ariel, man.
00:23:33She's toyin' with me. I'm convinced, man.
00:23:36Listen.
00:23:37You got 48 hours to bend that bitch over, or I'm gonna eat her ass.
00:23:43Just like that.
00:23:44Hey, but serious, you've been talking about Ariel more than you mentioned Mona, man.
00:23:47Nah, for real?
00:23:49Bruh, listen, these Jedi mind games she's playing on you, they've been going on way too long, bruh.
00:23:53It's embarrassing.
00:23:54It's time to flip the script.
00:23:56What you mean, flip the script?
00:23:57Hey, you remember that movie, Boomerang?
00:23:59Yeah.
00:24:00Switch it up on Eddie.
00:24:02You need to do the same thing to Ariel.
00:24:04Give her the same energy she's giving you, and fuck that bitch.
00:24:09He's right, but just not the fucking part.
00:24:11Just look at all the ways she's seducing you.
00:24:13And do the same shit, man.
00:24:14Voila.
00:24:15We got this.
00:24:16Right.
00:24:17Voila.
00:24:19Voila.
00:24:20And don't listen to this nigga.
00:24:22Shut the fuck up.
00:24:24Alright, man, I'm just saying, you got 48 hours.
00:24:2647 now.
00:24:28Cause I'm gonna fuck her raw.
00:24:29No condoms.
00:24:32Hey, my nigga, give me my ball.
00:24:35I need new short friends.
00:24:36Here they come.
00:24:37Alright, Sam.
00:24:39Listen to your boy.
00:24:41He'll lather up like he said.
00:24:45He's going to get real lit.
00:24:52400, baby!
00:24:54Eight times.
00:24:56400, baby.
00:24:58Yeah!
00:25:10Oh, I didn't see y'all there.
00:25:13Look at you being all active.
00:25:15Yeah, you know that little workout we did the other day got your boy inspired.
00:25:20Oh, that's great, Jahan.
00:25:21Do you hear that?
00:25:22You're running inspired and great.
00:25:24That's nice.
00:25:25That's lovely.
00:25:26Nice and greasy.
00:25:27So where y'all coming from?
00:25:28We just went and saw Us.
00:25:30Oh, how was it?
00:25:31It was so scary.
00:25:32I'm pretty sure I have to sleep with the lights on.
00:25:35What about you, Dre?
00:25:37Terrified?
00:25:39No, I'm straight.
00:25:41I mean, not straight.
00:25:43But, like, I'm okay.
00:25:45I don't need, like, a nightlighting.
00:25:46You're clearly not straight.
00:25:48You probably wouldn't even know what to do if a girl showed you where to stick it.
00:25:55Oh, my God.
00:25:58Gotcha.
00:26:06Markass nigga.
00:26:15Niggas.
00:26:17It's time to fit the script.
00:26:20Oh, Jahan.
00:26:23Hey.
00:26:24Here you go.
00:26:25Here you go.
00:26:28This should do the trick.
00:26:30Yeah.
00:26:31Load them up.
00:26:32Ah, there it is.
00:26:33Oh, don't get too rumpy now.
00:26:37Dot, dot, dot.
00:26:39Hey, Jahan.
00:26:40Hey.
00:26:41I have a Chick-fil-A club coming through.
00:26:42You want anything?
00:26:43I'm good.
00:26:44Oh, okay.
00:26:45Suit yourself.
00:26:46Dot, dot, dot.
00:26:48Yeah.
00:26:49Generation.
00:26:50Generationation.
00:26:51Generationation.
00:26:53Actually, you might want to put a ring check on that.
00:26:55I have Benihana coming through.
00:26:57Great.
00:27:00Jahan, can you turn the music?
00:27:04Oh.
00:27:06Oh.
00:27:08Oh, good.
00:27:10So, where I put the cooking dinner?
00:27:13In the kitchen.
00:27:14In the kitchen.
00:27:15So, you want a chicken or a chicken?
00:27:18Chicken.
00:27:19I knew it.
00:27:21My boy.
00:27:22Come on, girl.
00:27:23Get ready for this chicken.
00:27:24Who needs Chick-fil-A?
00:27:27Jahan?
00:27:30Jahan, are you asleep?
00:27:34Oh, no.
00:27:35Oh, my God.
00:27:36Fuck you.
00:27:37Okay, let's get you back.
00:27:39Let's get you back to your room.
00:27:41Oh.
00:27:46Give her the same energy she's giving you
00:27:48and fuck that bitch.
00:27:51I'm going to just go back.
00:28:01Yo.
00:28:02It's working.
00:28:04Duh.
00:28:05So, what do I do next?
00:28:06Bro, just keep applying the pressure.
00:28:09Eventually, she's going to fall
00:28:11and her true intentions are going to shoot out
00:28:12like the birth of a baby giraffe.
00:28:14Baby giraffe?
00:28:15What?
00:28:16Oh, shit.
00:28:17Here she comes.
00:28:18I'll call you back.
00:28:20Hey.
00:28:21Hey.
00:28:22Funny seeing you here.
00:28:23Is it?
00:28:24We're roommates.
00:28:25Oh.
00:28:26So, you don't remember anything?
00:28:27What am I supposed to remember?
00:28:29Well, you were just air grinding
00:28:31while you were asleep.
00:28:32Oh, you saw that?
00:28:33Yeah, but I just watched
00:28:34because I wanted to ensure
00:28:35that you wouldn't hurt yourself.
00:28:38I want to ask you a question
00:28:39but it's a little bit weird
00:28:40so don't be judgmental.
00:28:41Shoot your shot.
00:28:42So, I'm still a little bit scared
00:28:43from the movie before
00:28:44but I was wondering
00:28:45if you'd be willing
00:28:46to sleep with me in my bed.
00:28:48I mean, listen.
00:28:49I know it's a little bit weird
00:28:50but I can give you an extra blanket
00:28:51if it gets uncomfortable.
00:28:53You know what?
00:28:54I'm happy to pass.
00:28:55That's a little inappropriate, so.
00:28:58Okay, no.
00:28:59I mean, I understand it's stupid.
00:29:01Who's coming?
00:29:02My friend.
00:29:03Hey, guys.
00:29:04Hey, girl.
00:29:05Come on in.
00:29:06Jahan, this is Raquel and Tangerine.
00:29:09Hey, babe.
00:29:11What y'all about to do?
00:29:12About to go to bed, Sully.
00:29:14Together?
00:29:15Well, yeah.
00:29:16I saw the movie too
00:29:17and we were all scared
00:29:18so we're just going to snuggle
00:29:19and that's why I asked you
00:29:20because it would make it
00:29:21like a slumber party.
00:29:22Oh, okay.
00:29:23Well, in that case,
00:29:24you know, maybe...
00:29:25No, no, no.
00:29:26I don't want you to feel awkward
00:29:27or anything like that
00:29:28so that's okay.
00:29:29We'll be okay.
00:29:30Come on, girls.
00:29:32Girl.
00:29:37Hey.
00:29:38My name is Ronnie.
00:29:40Jahan, nice to meet you.
00:29:42I live next door.
00:29:44My mother told me to bring you.
00:29:49I'm sorry.
00:29:51I'm sorry.
00:29:53I'm sorry.
00:29:55I'm sorry.
00:29:57I'm sorry.
00:29:58I'm sorry.
00:29:59I'm sorry.
00:30:01Hey.
00:30:03Kind of messy.
00:30:04Green Goblin?
00:30:05Did you just move?
00:30:08Maybe.
00:30:09Hey, Jahan.
00:30:11Who's this?
00:30:12Uh...
00:30:13Next door neighbor, Ronnie.
00:30:17Hi.
00:30:18Please, call me RJ.
00:30:20Hi, RJ.
00:30:21I'm Ariel.
00:30:22Nice to meet you.
00:30:23Did you bring a casserole?
00:30:25This?
00:30:28This is shit.
00:30:31I'll make you something better.
00:30:34Something from my heart.
00:30:37Okay.
00:30:38Well, thank you.
00:30:39Nice meeting you.
00:30:51Okay.
00:30:52Um...
00:30:57See you around, right?
00:30:58Not gonna blink?
00:31:03Bye.
00:31:10Yes.
00:31:12My mother told me you two were related.
00:31:15Oh, no.
00:31:16See, that's my ex's cousin.
00:31:17You know, her name's Mona.
00:31:20Is she seeing anyone?
00:31:22Who, Ariel?
00:31:23No.
00:31:24The giant rabbit on your shoulder.
00:31:29That was all you almost got.
00:31:32Uh, I guess she's pretty single.
00:31:34I don't know.
00:31:40You know what?
00:31:41I'm gonna go.
00:31:42Bye.
00:31:45Yes!
00:31:47Are you okay?
00:31:48No, no.
00:31:49It's this neighbor that keeps knocking.
00:31:51You know, I just...
00:31:52You better be a little bit more excited to see me.
00:31:54I'm just happy you came back.
00:31:55You know what I'm saying?
00:31:56Okay, uh-huh.
00:31:57I'm happy to see you.
00:31:58You're like a mixed baby from Africa.
00:31:59You too.
00:32:08Are you gonna get that?
00:32:10I mean, I get it.
00:32:11Hold on, hold on.
00:32:12I get it.
00:32:13I get it.
00:32:15Hello?
00:32:18What kind of pie does she like?
00:32:22Money?
00:32:23Yes.
00:32:24How'd you get my number, Bill?
00:32:26I used to work for the TSA.
00:32:28Used to get out, get shit done.
00:32:34So...
00:32:35What kind of pie does she like?
00:32:38Um, I don't know really.
00:32:40Cherry blow?
00:32:41Like...
00:32:47What?
00:32:48Did you just hang up on me?
00:32:50Is everything okay?
00:32:52Uh, yeah, yeah.
00:32:53It's good.
00:32:54Just...
00:32:55Well, I missed you.
00:32:57I see you.
00:32:58I've missed you so much.
00:33:01And I'm sorry for spazzing out on you.
00:33:03You know, my imagination was kind of...
00:33:06You know how we get.
00:33:07This is another woman.
00:33:08I get it.
00:33:09It's a lot going on.
00:33:12I wanted to make it up to you.
00:33:14Oh, you want to make it up?
00:33:15Well, I like the sexy voice you guys are doing.
00:33:20Hey, guys.
00:33:21Hey.
00:33:23She still lives here?
00:33:25She's on a lease.
00:33:27For how long?
00:33:28The duration of the lease.
00:33:31Hi, I'm Ariel.
00:33:32What's your name?
00:33:33Erica.
00:33:34We previously met.
00:33:36Oh, yeah.
00:33:37You're one of Jahan's little friends.
00:33:39You were here the day I was sick.
00:33:41Jahan really took care of me that day.
00:33:44Really?
00:33:46What the fuck was that?
00:33:47Definitely not what you think.
00:33:49Please.
00:33:51You must have me fucked up with one of these Instagram hoes.
00:33:55No, no.
00:33:56You see me wear this outfit for you and you just think,
00:33:57you know what?
00:33:58I'm good.
00:33:59No, no, baby.
00:34:00You know what?
00:34:01I'm good.
00:34:02No, no, no.
00:34:03Here, you can help me get it off.
00:34:04No, no, no.
00:34:05No, no, no.
00:34:06No, no, no.
00:34:07No, no, no.
00:34:08No, no, no.
00:34:09No, no, no.
00:34:10No, no, no.
00:34:11No, no, no.
00:34:12Here, you can help me get it off.
00:34:13No, I'm just...
00:34:14Come on, bring the leather back.
00:34:15I'm done.
00:34:16Again?
00:34:17We were swimming in the creek.
00:34:19Remember when we go in the water?
00:34:21I remember...
00:34:25What the fuck?
00:34:26You come up and you shake it like shit, motherfucker.
00:34:31I'm gonna beat his ass.
00:34:32I'm gonna beat his ass.
00:34:33I am going to whip...
00:34:35What's up, Jahan?
00:34:38I don't even know where to begin.
00:34:39You look like you seen a ghost.
00:34:40Come on, man.
00:34:41You better come on.
00:34:44Man, I don't know, bro.
00:34:46Sounds like jealousy to me.
00:34:48Jealousy?
00:34:49Man, where'd you get jealousy from me trying to protect Ariel from a crazy neighbor, bro?
00:34:53He's running around knocking.
00:34:54Bro, you just said protect and Ariel in the same sentence.
00:34:58I did?
00:34:59Yeah, man.
00:35:00Hey, Sam.
00:35:01Oh, hey, Ariel.
00:35:02Oh my God, look at these gains.
00:35:04I need to work out with you.
00:35:06Yeah, I'm game.
00:35:07Just let me know whenever.
00:35:08I'll let you know.
00:35:12Hey, bro.
00:35:17What the fuck was that?
00:35:18What?
00:35:19You just did the Denzel and licked your lips.
00:35:21Oh, I didn't?
00:35:22Yes, you did.
00:35:23I did?
00:35:24Nigga, yes.
00:35:25Oh, well.
00:35:26What you mean, oh, well?
00:35:28Bro, calm down, man.
00:35:30You starting to get a little territorial.
00:35:32I am not trying to...
00:35:38You wanna go?
00:35:40You wanna go?
00:35:44What in the hell?
00:35:51You said she was single.
00:35:57Hey, man.
00:35:58Oh.
00:35:59Pie.
00:36:00Oh my gosh.
00:36:01Oh, and it's warm.
00:36:02I love pie.
00:36:03You know what they say about warm pie, right?
00:36:06Yeah, they do say.
00:36:22Cheeks.
00:36:24I'm flying.
00:36:25What that shit?
00:36:26Hey.
00:36:27Hi.
00:36:28What's up?
00:36:29Oh, welcome, baby.
00:36:30It's been a week.
00:36:31I know.
00:36:32It's good to see you.
00:36:33You too.
00:36:34Oh.
00:36:35Oh.
00:36:36You brought a surprise, nigga.
00:36:38What's up, Dre?
00:36:39Yeah, you know what?
00:36:40I probably should have asked, but it was Jahan, and y'all hit it off so well last time.
00:36:43We did.
00:36:44So I just figured, you know...
00:36:45It's fine.
00:36:46You know me, the more the merrier.
00:36:47I know.
00:36:48I just hate surprises.
00:36:50Warnabitch.
00:36:52You're the best, bestie.
00:36:54And don't you fucking forget it.
00:36:57All right, we're gonna start with lunges.
00:36:59Oh, perfect.
00:37:00Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:37:01We got one more coming.
00:37:02Oh.
00:37:03Uno mas.
00:37:04Oh.
00:37:14Oh.
00:37:15Oh.
00:37:16Oh.
00:37:17Who the fuck put a pothole right there, bitch?
00:37:20Broke my nail?
00:37:21Messed my hair up?
00:37:22Whew.
00:37:23Whew.
00:37:24I'm still here, though.
00:37:25I love you.
00:37:32Hello, everybody.
00:37:34Hey.
00:37:35Hey.
00:37:36Hi.
00:37:37This is my friend, Davion.
00:37:38Hey, y'all.
00:37:39Oh, my God.
00:37:40You must be Mona's cousin.
00:37:41What's going on, bitch?
00:37:42Ariel.
00:37:43Well, nice to meet you.
00:37:44Oh, yes, bitch.
00:37:45Soft ass.
00:37:46What's your name again?
00:37:47Ariel.
00:37:48Nice to meet you.
00:37:49Who is this?
00:37:50Oh, this is Dre.
00:37:51Dre?
00:37:52I'm Davion.
00:37:53I give hugs.
00:37:55I love that.
00:37:56You look so familiar.
00:37:57Have I seen you, like, what's Hollywood?
00:37:59Santa Monica Boulevard with a gay Z?
00:38:01Nigga, no.
00:38:02I mean, I've never been.
00:38:04I must be missing out.
00:38:05You are definitely missing out.
00:38:07Oh.
00:38:08I mean, but you just look familiar.
00:38:09I've seen you before.
00:38:10You've never seen me ever, nigga.
00:38:12You've never seen me in your life, have you?
00:38:14I don't forget a snack.
00:38:15I'm a rotten snack, and I don't think you know me.
00:38:18You know what?
00:38:19I don't mean to break up this little love thing.
00:38:22Break it up.
00:38:23Break it up.
00:38:24Break it up, nigga.
00:38:28Did we come here to work out?
00:38:29We did come to work out.
00:38:33Yeah, come on, girl.
00:38:34Let's get away from these niggas.
00:38:35Let's lunge, girl.
00:38:36Let's lunge.
00:38:37I'm going to lunge with you.
00:38:38OK, why?
00:38:39Why is he being so hard to get?
00:38:40Go get him.
00:38:41Work hard.
00:38:42Go get his ass.
00:38:43You better work.
00:38:44Get him.
00:38:45OK.
00:38:46You got me?
00:38:47What the fuck?
00:38:49Your back is so flat.
00:38:50It looks so good.
00:38:52OK, perfect.
00:38:53Oh, that looks great.
00:38:54Your little tattoo's so cute.
00:38:55Oh, thank you.
00:38:56Your back too.
00:38:57You're doing great, girl.
00:38:58I love when you do that.
00:38:59All right.
00:39:00Move, bitch.
00:39:01Move it.
00:39:02So is it like this?
00:39:03No, it's not like that.
00:39:04No, no.
00:39:05Hip massage?
00:39:06So legs up, right?
00:39:07Yeah, give me the legs.
00:39:08Hold me.
00:39:09Yes.
00:39:10Right there.
00:39:11Let me rub it out.
00:39:12I'm going to stretch yours out.
00:39:13No, wait a second.
00:39:14Wait.
00:39:15Oh, that feels great.
00:39:16I'm flexible.
00:39:17Oh, it feels so good.
00:39:18OK.
00:39:19Yeah.
00:39:20Can you get mine?
00:39:21Rub that out.
00:39:22Of my dress?
00:39:23Yes.
00:39:24Oh, my.
00:39:25Bitch.
00:39:26You have to wait.
00:39:30OK.
00:39:31Hold this leg.
00:39:32You know, I'm going to do this with her.
00:39:33And maybe you niggas should do push-ups or something.
00:39:35What?
00:39:36I'll pay for 60 minutes, bitch.
00:39:37You going to hold my motherfucking leg.
00:39:38Yeah, she'll hold it straight.
00:39:39Oh, OK, nigga.
00:39:41Move.
00:39:42Move.
00:39:43Move.
00:39:44Move.
00:39:45Move.
00:39:46Move.
00:39:47Move.
00:39:48Move.
00:39:49Move.
00:39:50I'm going to the bathroom.
00:39:51Bitch.
00:39:52Oh, um, be right back, I guess.
00:39:55OK.
00:39:56Hey, make sure y'all come back.
00:39:57We got to get this workout on, right?
00:40:00Got to get this workout on.
00:40:02Really, my nigga?
00:40:03What?
00:40:04You coming with a blind date, my nigga?
00:40:05What type of shit is that, my nigga?
00:40:07I mean, if you blew up the spot to shorty, nigga, I could get it, my nigga, because you're
00:40:11a fucking hater.
00:40:12So I would expect that from you.
00:40:13But that's next level, my nigga.
00:40:15It's OK.
00:40:16You hear that?
00:40:17What are you?
00:40:18It's something in the bushes, my nigga.
00:40:19I do hear that.
00:40:20You hear that?
00:40:21I do hear that.
00:40:22Oh, shit.
00:40:23Nigga.
00:40:24Nigga.
00:40:25Go night night, nigga.
00:40:26Strongest shit, nigga.
00:40:27You're strong as shit, nigga.
00:40:28What kind of wrestling shit is this?
00:40:29You smell like cocoa butter, you little bitch.
00:40:30Go to bed, you little banana boat bitch.
00:40:31Fuck you, nigga.
00:40:32Yeah, bitch ass nigga.
00:40:33I'm going to let you up, bitch.
00:40:34Get up, nigga.
00:40:35Get up, nigga.
00:40:36I'm going to give you a chance.
00:40:37You snitch.
00:40:38Nigga, time's up, nigga.
00:40:39Time's up, nigga.
00:40:40Time's up, nigga.
00:40:41Go night night, nigga.
00:40:42Go to bed, bitch.
00:40:43I'm going to let you up, bitch.
00:40:44Get up, nigga.
00:40:45I'm going to let you up, bitch.
00:40:46Get up, nigga.
00:40:47Time's up, nigga.
00:40:48Time's up, nigga.
00:40:49Go night night, nigga.
00:40:50Go to bed, bitch ass nigga.
00:40:51Yeah, nigga.
00:40:52Yeah, that's it.
00:40:53There we go, nigga.
00:40:54You enraged.
00:40:55What's going on?
00:40:56Hey.
00:40:57We was just playing.
00:40:58We was playing.
00:40:59He was trying to fuck.
00:41:00He was trying to fuck.
00:41:01That's the problem.
00:41:02He ain't trying to fuck.
00:41:03Oh, no.
00:41:04I didn't mean it like that.
00:41:05I definitely didn't mean it.
00:41:06It's awkward.
00:41:07You know what?
00:41:08The world will never know how cute Dre and Danielle could have been.
00:41:09All I was trying to say was, fuck.
00:41:10Fuck.
00:41:11Fuck.
00:41:12Fuck.
00:41:13Fuck.
00:41:14All I was trying to say was, fuck.
00:41:15Fuck.
00:41:16All I was trying to say was, fuck.
00:41:17Fuck.
00:41:18Fuck.
00:41:19All I was trying to say was, fuck.
00:41:20All I was trying to say was, fuck.
00:41:21Fuck.
00:41:22All I was trying to say was, fuck.
00:41:23Fuck.
00:41:24Fuck.
00:41:25Falling for the wrong went to the bed.
00:41:26All I was trying to do was pop, lock, and drop it.
00:41:27Yes.
00:41:28Me and him is complicated now like on Facebook back in the day.
00:41:29This Jehan, a little cocoa butter.
00:41:30Should have never dealt with these niggas in Nevada.
00:41:31We should have took our ass to England and got a real nigga.
00:41:32Come on.
00:41:33Yes, he likes niggas.
00:41:34He be friending somebody he don't like her.
00:41:35What you like?
00:41:36It's me and you now Jahan. We go to café nigga.
00:41:39Beat your ass again you bitch ass nigga.
00:41:42Nigga.
00:41:44Beat your ass nigga.
00:41:47Lock up J. Lock up.
00:41:49Check out what we doing. Come on bruh.
00:41:56Yeah. That's how you pass the ball my boy.
00:41:58Get the lucky shit out of here man.
00:42:00What? I was born on Friday the 13th.
00:42:02I had a black cat for a pet.
00:42:04I don't even play the model.
00:42:05Come on play ball man.
00:42:11Yo J. Look up man.
00:42:13Yo J. Look up.
00:42:15Hey Jahan. You so fine. You so fine.
00:42:17You blow my mind Jahan.
00:42:21Hey Jahan. You so fine. You so fine.
00:42:23You blow my mind Jahan.
00:42:26Come on man.
00:42:29Nah. I was.
00:42:30That look like you ain't pointy bitch.
00:42:33Why you so disrespectful?
00:42:35Who raised you?
00:42:37Hey yo J. Come here. Come here.
00:42:39Nigga come here.
00:42:41One second. One second.
00:42:42I was just. I saw.
00:42:43Nigga what the fuck was that huh?
00:42:45I saw Ariel.
00:42:46I don't know what's going through your brain.
00:42:47But you need to fix that shit.
00:42:48You need to unscramble them pieces.
00:42:50And put the puzzle back together man.
00:42:52I ain't trying to lose to Sam man.
00:42:54And some dude named Rudy.
00:42:55Ain't no more Rudy's in line.
00:42:57That's a slave name bruh.
00:42:59Fix it.
00:43:03Hey Jahan. You so fine. You so fine.
00:43:05You blow my mind Jahan.
00:43:08Jahan.
00:43:12Hey Jahan. You so fine. You so fine.
00:43:14You blow my mind Jahan.
00:43:28My bad nigga.
00:43:29Oh shit nigga.
00:43:30Oh shit nigga.
00:43:31Get off of me nigga.
00:43:32Oh your neck.
00:43:39Welcome to the league little nigga.
00:43:41Welcome to the league little bitch.
00:43:45Hey yo.
00:43:46That old ass Rudy.
00:43:47T-bagged me on top of my head.
00:43:49Nobody saw that right?
00:43:50No cameras out right?
00:43:51I'm sorry I was.
00:43:52Get the fuck off me man.
00:43:53I'm sorry man. I was just distracted man.
00:43:55Just relax.
00:43:56Let me guess. Ariel again right?
00:43:57Nigga that's all your fault.
00:43:59You just gonna wipe off your head.
00:44:00Wipe the ball juice off your head.
00:44:01Come on. Let's go to the bathroom bro.
00:44:03I'm so sorry.
00:44:04My bad.
00:44:05I ain't trying to hear that man.
00:44:07You good man?
00:44:08You got the juice out your head?
00:44:09Watch out man.
00:44:10You know goddamn well we should've won.
00:44:11But you didn't.
00:44:13Jahan you good?
00:44:14Man I just.
00:44:15Are you serious right now?
00:44:17I know your ass ain't contemplating on fucking Ariel or not.
00:44:20It's not that simple bro.
00:44:22Ah yes it is.
00:44:23You either fucking be married.
00:44:25Or you be the nigga that wish you did fuck.
00:44:27Man don't listen to that nigga man.
00:44:28It's admirable that you're holding out for Mona.
00:44:31Oh it's admirable that you're holding out for Mona looking ass.
00:44:34I salute you.
00:44:35First of all.
00:44:36You can't even spell admiral.
00:44:38Secondly.
00:44:39He ain't even with Mona no more.
00:44:40Third of all.
00:44:41I bet you Mona got like four or five dicks by now.
00:44:43I don't want you to go.
00:44:44Look.
00:44:45Me and Mona is tight bro.
00:44:46That's my queen bro.
00:44:47I love her man.
00:44:48Listen.
00:44:49Nobody's ever made me feel the way Mona has.
00:44:51And I've been through some crazy shit.
00:44:54Gay.
00:44:55What the fuck?
00:44:59Hey yo.
00:45:00What Ariel fine ass doing here?
00:45:02Oh she off to give me a ride son.
00:45:04Boy you trippy man.
00:45:06I've been with a stain that ass.
00:45:08Feel me?
00:45:09See that's the problem.
00:45:10She's a real nigga like me up in that ass.
00:45:12What the fuck you laughing for?
00:45:14You man.
00:45:15Girls like Ariel don't go for shit.
00:45:18No no no no no.
00:45:19Speak up.
00:45:20I can't hear you.
00:45:21Finish your statement my nigga.
00:45:22Come on let's just go man.
00:45:23Nah nah nah nah.
00:45:24Say what you got to say my boy.
00:45:25Go ahead.
00:45:26I hate when niggas do that shit.
00:45:27I was going to say never mind.
00:45:29Nigga you short.
00:45:31Bad bitches don't go for short dudes unless they got money.
00:45:34You a poor Mayweather.
00:45:35Little nigga.
00:45:36Little nigga.
00:45:37Little nigga.
00:45:39Little nigga.
00:45:43Relax.
00:45:44Relax.
00:45:45Damn.
00:45:46I almost knocked your ass out for the statement he made.
00:45:48So I'm short nigga huh?
00:45:49I'm short huh?
00:45:50That's what it is.
00:45:51So I got to have Kevin Hart money to get that ass huh?
00:45:53You know what I'm saying?
00:45:54Well back to your motherfucking ass.
00:45:55You've got 6 hours, 33 minutes, and 14 seconds to fuck that ass or I'm taking it.
00:46:00Damn my nigga.
00:46:01You know what?
00:46:02Now fuck all that shit.
00:46:03I'm going to fuck it right in front of you.
00:46:04I'm going to fuck it right now.
00:46:05That's right.
00:46:06Once you see this dick written it's home baby.
00:46:07Hey yo Ariel.
00:46:08Hey baby.
00:46:09What's up baby?
00:46:10Come here baby.
00:46:11I got you.
00:46:12This nigga's pay nigga.
00:46:19Um.
00:46:20Um.
00:46:23Hey Jay.
00:46:24Hey Jay.
00:46:25How are you?
00:46:27Is that Sam and Ty?
00:46:29Yeah.
00:46:30Yeah.
00:46:31Let's just get out of here.
00:46:32Is everything okay?
00:46:35Yeah it's just a little bit of a short temper.
00:46:38Hey question.
00:46:40Are girls normally into taller guys?
00:46:43Well I mean it depends on the girl.
00:46:46So what about you?
00:46:48Depends.
00:46:49I typically go for more of a sense of humor.
00:46:53And?
00:46:55And.
00:46:56Not that it matters.
00:46:57But complexion.
00:46:59I usually go for darker guys.
00:47:01Darker guys?
00:47:02Yeah.
00:47:03I mean not like midnight.
00:47:04But like.
00:47:06Like your complexion.
00:47:07My complexion?
00:47:08Like like like.
00:47:09Not like my complexion but.
00:47:11No.
00:47:12Your complexion is perfect.
00:47:14And as a matter of fact I think I typically go for this particular type.
00:47:18This particular type.
00:47:21Should we go?
00:47:23Yeah let's get out of here.
00:47:24Let's go.
00:47:30She got me fucked up.
00:47:31Say what?
00:47:32You ain't gotta call me no more man.
00:47:34Hey man fuck y'all.
00:47:35Don't call me.
00:47:36You know what?
00:47:37This nigga hated.
00:47:38I fucked a bitch myself.
00:47:39I dated a nigga two weeks.
00:47:40I was being polite and nice.
00:47:42You know I'm a sneak.
00:47:43I'm a pretend to be Jahan.
00:47:44Then I fuck a bitch and tell him how it was.
00:47:46Fuck that.
00:47:48Hey what the fuck?
00:47:49Hey you better back your white ass up.
00:47:54The fuck?
00:47:55I know how it feels to be shunned.
00:47:59I don't know who to fuck.
00:48:00Listen young tadpole.
00:48:02For I have much wisdom.
00:48:05You are short.
00:48:06And you are bald.
00:48:07Hey motherfucker.
00:48:08But that shouldn't count you out for a shot with Ariel.
00:48:13Ariel huh?
00:48:14I'm listening.
00:48:15Who the fuck are you?
00:48:17My name is R.
00:48:19Formerly known as RJ.
00:48:21Formerly known as Ron.
00:48:27Nice boxers by the way.
00:48:29Just compliment me.
00:48:30Hey white boy wait up.
00:48:35Good morning.
00:48:36You mean great morning girl.
00:48:38You enjoyed it?
00:48:39Man I enjoyed it.
00:48:40I enjoyed it.
00:48:42You enjoyed it?
00:48:43Man it's amazing.
00:48:44I don't know why I was waiting for Mona all this time.
00:48:46You've been right here.
00:48:47And you know what?
00:48:48I'm trying to get him around too real quick.
00:48:53Yeah nigga.
00:48:54Two weeks is up.
00:48:55Time?
00:48:56I don't even know why.
00:48:57Four weeks.
00:48:58Four weeks.
00:48:59I'm going raw nigga.
00:49:01Booty time.
00:49:03Two weeks nigga.
00:49:04Four weeks.
00:49:06I told you two weeks.
00:49:07It's over.
00:49:08It's past two weeks.
00:49:10Scripes on my ass.
00:49:11You can call us pussy tickets.
00:49:12Dre.
00:49:13You know what time it is nigga.
00:49:14Dre you.
00:49:15Train gang nigga.
00:49:27I have a chicken for you.
00:49:29And a nice hot egg roll.
00:49:31Egg roll?
00:49:32Egg roll.
00:49:34Do you fly?
00:49:35Just like me right?
00:49:37Talk to me.
00:49:38Talk to me.
00:49:43Ronnie?
00:49:44Yes.
00:49:45Is that a jump rope?
00:49:46It's not a jump rope.
00:49:49Or is it?
00:49:51Get your creepy ass out of here.
00:49:53We're having the Ocean's 11 right now.
00:49:54Tie her up.
00:49:55Tie her up.
00:49:56Tie her up.
00:49:57Tie her up.
00:49:58Tie her up.
00:49:59Tie her up.
00:50:00Tie her up.
00:50:01Tie her up.
00:50:02Tie her up.
00:50:03Tie her up.
00:50:04Tie her up.
00:50:05Tie her up.
00:50:06Tie her up.
00:50:07Blow it up.
00:50:08Blow it mother fuckers.
00:50:10What the fuck.
00:50:11That was some freaky shit.
00:50:13Some freaky shit.
00:50:28Yo I really appreciate you man.
00:50:30I really needed this getaway bro.
00:50:33I just need some time.
00:50:34Clear my head.
00:50:35Yeah man.
00:50:36Yeah man, whenever you need some time to breathe, man, just let me know. I got you.
00:50:39Appreciate that, man.
00:50:40Oh, you know what? I forgot the lemon pepper. I'm going to go upstairs and grab some. Don't burn the chicken.
00:50:45Man, I used to be a chef back in the day. Who are you talking to, bro?
00:51:00Jahaan, what are you doing here?
00:51:02Yeah, Jahaan, what the fuck are you doing here?
00:51:04What are y'all doing here?
00:51:05Well, Dre just moved in and he wanted to show me his new place.
00:51:08Yeah, I want to show my bed set.
00:51:10What about you?
00:51:11My boy, Sam. He lives here.
00:51:13Oh, Sam. Sam lives here?
00:51:15Yeah, he does.
00:51:18Oh, speak of the devil.
00:51:19Hey, Ariel. What's up, Jahaan? I didn't know you had company.
00:51:21Oh, he doesn't. I live here. I don't know what the fuck he's doing here, but I'm your new neighbor, Dre. Nice to meet you.
00:51:28Good to meet you.
00:51:29Well, you guys hungry?
00:51:31Nah, they was about to leave.
00:51:32Yeah, we just ate at Sage Bistro. We're good. We don't need anything.
00:51:34Um, I could eat.
00:51:36Really? Well, I'll grab you a plate.
00:51:37Okay.
00:51:38We're full.
00:51:39I'll be right back.
00:51:40You're still hungry?
00:51:41I'll be right back.
00:51:42You're so greedy.
00:51:43Fucking greedy bitch. That bitch is so...
00:51:45Nigga, what the fuck was that, nigga?
00:51:47What are you talking about?
00:51:48Man, you so busy being genuine in your goddamn jeans, usherhead ass nigga. You don't see this nigga saying about the fuck, dawg?
00:51:55What are you talking...
00:51:56I'm not trying to fuck, man. Relax.
00:51:57Bro, if I find out that you set this shit up the same way you did the park, my nigga...
00:52:01Speaking of which, that goddamn park, you snuck me, nigga.
00:52:03Alright.
00:52:04I ain't gonna happen again. I'm looking right at you, motherfucker.
00:52:05Alright.
00:52:06Welcome to the meat show, freak show, my life a movie scene. I shoot pornos, nigga. Blueface, baby.
00:52:09Yeah, aight.
00:52:10Look, nigga, you got an old... What nationality is this nigga, bro? Do you know? This nigga's Dominican?
00:52:16I don't know.
00:52:17Do he speak English first, nigga? Or secondary, nigga? We don't even know no more, my nigga. You on some strip.
00:52:23Nigga.
00:52:24What?
00:52:25What the fuck? You're supposed to be vegan, man. What are you doing?
00:52:27I'm not.
00:52:28I'm trying to keep it gay with the scarf. I'm faking vegan, my nigga, because it seems like the real gay thing to do, my nigga.
00:52:33You know, get your toes done, get them with the clear paint and shit, nigga. No chicken, no beef, nigga.
00:52:39You're a liar.
00:52:40This shit is getting hard, nigga. I'm running out of clothes. My daddy be FaceTiming me while I'm doing gay shit, nigga.
00:52:46I gotta change your old fashion shit, nigga. This shit is getting difficult, nigga.
00:52:50Oh, y'all are bonding so well.
00:52:53Wow. Oh my God. I love this.
00:52:57You guys, this is so pretty up here.
00:52:59I would give anything to be in that jacuzzi over there. That's crazy.
00:53:02Well, actually, my sister has a spare bathing suit downstairs. I can grab one for you if you want.
00:53:06Oh, your sister lives with you. Do you guys live with your mom? Do you guys, like, have the same room, like, bunk beds and stuff?
00:53:12No, actually.
00:53:13That's nice. That's very nice.
00:53:14Actually, my sister usually stays at my beach house, but I'm renting it out now, so she's staying with me for a little bit.
00:53:18Yeah. That's cool, too. I guess that's nice, too.
00:53:22Super sweet.
00:53:23Yeah, that's pretty nice or whatever.
00:53:25Beach house.
00:53:26Can we try it?
00:53:27Yeah, let's do it.
00:53:28Okay.
00:53:29Oh.
00:53:30See, Jahon? Dreams do come true.
00:53:39No. Don't leave me here with him. What the fuck? He's corny.
00:53:45Come on. I'll wear a bathing suit, too. I can pull my balls to the side.
00:53:48You see that, nigga? I'm doing gay shit.
00:53:50That's right. You're a nasty light-skinned nigga.
00:53:52I'm gonna do gay shit, nigga. I don't even care no more, nigga. I'm getting in there.
00:53:56I'll try to fuck this nigga to make sure he don't try to fuck my bitch, nigga.
00:53:59It's crossing the line. It's crossing the fucking line.
00:54:16Has anybody seen my shoes? Thank you.
00:54:20Nah, I ain't seen no shoes.
00:54:40The fuck?
00:54:41Are you Dre?
00:54:42Maybe. Who wants to know?
00:54:44Me. Ronnie. I know you're interested in Ariel.
00:54:48So?
00:54:49I get it. She's absolutely breathtaking. And I love the feeling of my breath being taken.
00:54:58Are you good?
00:55:00Yeah.
00:55:01What the fuck is that? What's that shit about?
00:55:03Yes.
00:55:04Alright, what do you want, man? You're touching my face and shit. I'm trying to go to my room.
00:55:07I'm offering you a partnership. You distract Ariel, and I'll take out Jahon.
00:55:12Look, I ain't with none of that goofy shit, alright? I'm just trying to fuck. Point blank, period. I want the yeeks, boy.
00:55:16Alright? I don't want no Ocean's Eleven. I don't need no Robin and Batman shit.
00:55:22I'm trying to go to my fucking room and post up, alright? Point blank, period.
00:55:25And we don't even need to worry about Jahon, goofy ass. That nigga can't get no pussy.
00:55:28We need to worry about Sam, dark beige ass.
00:55:30You know absolutely nothing about women.
00:55:34Sam is a fucking pawn. Jahon is the real target.
00:55:39Look here, Dennis the Menace. I don't even know why I'm fucking arguing with your weird ass, alright?
00:55:44Get out of my way. I'm not with this Ocean's Eleven shit that you're talking about.
00:55:48Alright, bro? I'm not fucking with you.
00:55:50Hey, no, hold on.
00:55:51I have footage of you.
00:55:52Really, nigga?
00:55:53You the police.
00:55:54The gay blind date, my nigga? You think that shit is funny, nigga?
00:55:57I mean, I would have expected a weenie ass nigga like you to blow up my spot to the bitch, but you gonna come with that?
00:56:02Come on, it's alright.
00:56:03Ah, yeah. Hey, you hear that?
00:56:05What's that?
00:56:08Come on, come on, come on.
00:56:09Oh, shit!
00:56:13Are you the police?
00:56:14Maybe.
00:56:16Fucking Robert Mueller looking ass nigga.
00:56:18What do we gotta do? Because the way I'm looking at you right now, I can tell you'll tell. You'll file.
00:56:23I will destroy you.
00:56:25You'll file a report. Yeah, you will.
00:56:26Unless you join me.
00:56:28Alright, consider yourself joined, man. Stipulations don't seem that deep. What are we doing?
00:56:32Looks like the bad guys are teaming up.
00:56:35You get that from a movie?
00:56:36Maybe.
00:56:37Whatever, Bruce Willis. Let's just fucking...
00:56:40This ain't The Expendables, man.
00:56:42Hey, give me my scarf, nigga!
00:56:44Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.
00:56:49Happy birthday dear Jahan. Happy birthday to you.
00:56:55Oh, man. I didn't think you'd remember.
00:56:57Make a wish.
00:56:59Okay.
00:57:02Whew.
00:57:04Okay, taste it.
00:57:06Oh, you want me to taste it right now?
00:57:08Yes.
00:57:09Okay.
00:57:14So what do you think?
00:57:16My lord, this is good.
00:57:19You like it?
00:57:20Yeah.
00:57:21I mean, I knew it was going to be a bittersweet day today with Mona, you know, not being here.
00:57:25And I just wanted to do something for you, and I know it's probably not as good as...
00:57:29No, no, no, no, no. This is perfect, man.
00:57:32I mean, you got the batter right and my favorite cream cheese icing and stuff, man.
00:57:37I mean, it's sweet of you. Literally.
00:57:43Look, man, it's no secret that things haven't been the same since Mona left, but...
00:57:48Yeah.
00:57:50You've really been there when it counts.
00:57:52I have?
00:57:53Yeah.
00:57:55I don't know what I would do if you weren't here.
00:58:01I feel the same way.
00:58:07But you know what? I have to get going, and I should probably leave you with your cupcake.
00:58:11And I have no business standing here tempting myself like this.
00:58:14The cupcake, I mean.
00:58:16Oh, yeah, there's a cupcake.
00:58:17Are you going to watch your figure?
00:58:18Yeah, it's a nice one.
00:58:20Okay.
00:58:21Alright.
00:58:22Alright.
00:58:26You're welcome.
00:58:46Brothers.
00:58:51This is our time.
00:58:54No longer will we let race, sexual orientation, or lack of stature separate us from our beloved.
00:59:04Uh, yeah, question?
00:59:06You may speak.
00:59:08Do I get to fuck first? I mean, because technically, I saw her first.
00:59:12You's a liar, nigga.
00:59:13Never.
00:59:14I've been playing gay Bessie for forever, little nigga.
00:59:16The fuck?
00:59:18He said nigga.
00:59:20Is that a threat?
00:59:21A threat?
00:59:22Nigga, these are facts.
00:59:23You're little, bro.
00:59:24And I'm fucking first.
00:59:26No.
00:59:27I should go first.
00:59:28I cooked a piece of chicken.
00:59:30Now, everybody know that the chicken you cook is dog shit and rats.
00:59:35It's chicken my country.
00:59:36Fuck you, man.
00:59:37Oh, fuck you.
00:59:38Fuck you.
00:59:39No, fuck you.
00:59:40Fuck you.
00:59:41Fuck you.
00:59:42Fuck you, nigga.
00:59:43Fuck you, nigga.
00:59:44Silence.
00:59:45Silence.
00:59:46There will be no trains of any kind.
00:59:52Ariel is far too precious for the likes of a gangbang.
01:00:01So Golden State will get the first position.
01:00:02Is that a PlayStation?
01:00:03Yeah, where I be going in on these young niggas, man.
01:00:06The defensive stalwarts, Green and Bogut are down low.
01:00:09Man, I think you're thinking too much into it, bro.
01:00:11Bro, she made a cupcake.
01:00:13Just like...
01:00:15Better than Mona.
01:00:17Better than Mona?
01:00:19Yeah, man, but I tell you, this shit was heavenly.
01:00:22Man, you tripping, man.
01:00:23Am I?
01:00:24This is the first time in seven years that Mona hasn't been there to wish me a happy birthday.
01:00:31What are you saying, man?
01:00:33I'm saying...
01:00:35What if this time she's done for good?
01:00:39Man, dude, I doubt it, man.
01:00:41You and Mona, you guys are made for each other.
01:00:43How do you know?
01:00:45I just do, man.
01:00:48Bro, stop all this negative, moody stuff, bro.
01:00:51It's your birthday.
01:00:52Come on, man.
01:00:54I'll be right back, bro.
01:00:55I'm going to the restroom.
01:00:56All right, man.
01:00:59Another one.
01:01:05Can't wait to see you later.
01:01:09Little fuckies.
01:01:12Once Jahan is removed from the picture, we shall...
01:01:18How do I put this?
01:01:20In terms simple Neanderthals can understand.
01:01:25Oh, I know.
01:01:29Shoot our shots.
01:01:32That's fucking racist, bro.
01:01:35I got it, though.
01:01:36I know what you mean.
01:01:37So what you're saying is...
01:01:39Once we get Jahan out of the picture...
01:01:42Every man for themselves?
01:01:44Exactly.
01:01:46And that shit will cook a little chicken.
01:01:48And put the poison in it.
01:01:49What?
01:01:50Poison works far too slowly.
01:01:55Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:01:56Fuck it, Jeffrey Thomas and Jackie Chan.
01:01:58Now I'm all for the fucking...
01:02:00But all that other shit...
01:02:02I mean, at the end, Jahan's still my boy.
01:02:05That may be true, young tadpole.
01:02:08But there is no universe where you fuck...
01:02:13If Jahan is still here to block your cock.
01:02:19From now on, we move as humans.
01:02:29Come on, little nigga.
01:02:32All right, fuck.
01:02:35I'm only doing this for the little big niggas.
01:02:38Meet me back here in 1900 hours.
01:02:41Then we shall commence.
01:02:43What's that a regular time, white nigga?
01:02:45Oh.
01:02:46It's seven.
01:02:48Oh.
01:02:49Thank you, weird-ass nigga.
01:02:53You look amazing.
01:02:55Oh, thank you.
01:02:57Where's the occasion?
01:02:59Um, I'm going to dinner with my friend.
01:03:04Friend?
01:03:05Yeah.
01:03:06Must be a special friend.
01:03:08I guess you could say that.
01:03:10Oh, okay.
01:03:12Well, I'll see you there.
01:03:14Bye.
01:03:15Bye.
01:03:16Bye.
01:03:17Bye.
01:03:18Bye.
01:03:19I guess you could say that.
01:03:21Oh, okay.
01:03:22You got a minute?
01:03:23Yeah, sure.
01:03:24What's up?
01:03:25Um, I was like, how did you get the cupcake like, you know?
01:03:30Mona.
01:03:32Yeah.
01:03:35I gave her the recipe.
01:03:37You did?
01:03:38Yeah, I've been giving her stuff since we were kids.
01:03:40Gave her my prom dress.
01:03:41I gave her my car when I went to college.
01:03:43Oh.
01:03:44Well, what has she given you?
01:03:47I mean, she's family.
01:03:50I guess I never really thought about it like that.
01:03:54Hmm.
01:03:56Maybe you should.
01:04:01Where's my purse?
01:04:03Hey, um, listen.
01:04:05I meant what I said earlier and everything.
01:04:07Like, honestly, I don't know what I would have done if I didn't have you here.
01:04:14So whoever you're putting this magical dress on for couldn't possibly fathom how lucky of a man they are to have you.
01:04:25Just make sure that they're worth it.
01:04:29Yes.
01:04:33Oh, well, that does it.
01:04:35I'll let you get back to doing your date, getting ready and all that.
01:04:39I'm just gonna get ready and Netflix and chill with myself.
01:04:45Yeah.
01:04:47So, yeah.
01:04:49Bye.
01:04:51Hey.
01:04:53Have fun.
01:04:54You too.
01:04:56I am.
01:05:05The plan is working beautifully.
01:05:08Operation eliminate the chocolate one is in full effect.
01:05:34What?
01:05:36Oh, hell nah, man.
01:05:38This is gonna take a long time.
01:05:39You're gonna have to go away.
01:05:40Damn.
01:05:41Time?
01:05:42Yeah.
01:05:45Oh, shit.
01:05:48Man, hold on.
01:05:50Chill, man.
01:05:51I ain't washing my hands.
01:05:52I'm gonna get all this dirt in here.
01:05:57The fuck?
01:05:58Hey, you can't.
01:05:59Don't fucking turn it on.
01:06:02Whoa, what the?
01:06:03Whoa, whoa, whoa.
01:06:05Oh, man, come on.
01:06:08Please, please, please.
01:06:09Somebody help me, man.
01:06:10It's my birthday.
01:06:11Please.
01:06:12Don't turn it on.
01:06:13Listen, listen, listen, listen, listen.
01:06:15I tell a joke.
01:06:16You don't know no damn jokes.
01:06:18The ones you do know, they ain't that good.
01:06:20That's why you got a roommate.
01:06:21Because you ain't making it out here.
01:06:22You're right.
01:06:23You're right.
01:06:24Please, man.
01:06:25It's my birthday, man.
01:06:26Don't do this to me right now.
01:06:27No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
01:06:28Please don't.
01:06:29No, please.
01:06:30Please.
01:06:34Come on, man.
01:06:35Come on, man.
01:06:36Don't do this to me.
01:06:39Come on, man.
01:06:40It's my birthday.
01:06:41Surprise!
01:06:46Yo.
01:06:47Happy birthday, bitch.
01:06:50Sorry, man.
01:06:51We had to rough you up a little bit
01:06:52to make it feel convincing.
01:06:53I knew it was your ass, man.
01:06:54It wasn't me.
01:06:56It was her.
01:06:58Happy birthday to you.
01:07:02Happy birthday to you.
01:07:07Happy birthday, dear Jahan.
01:07:12Happy birthday to you.
01:07:17Oh, you OK?
01:07:18Yeah.
01:07:19Happy birthday to you.
01:07:21Happy birthday to you.
01:07:23I'm just taking it all in.
01:07:25Happy birthday to you.
01:07:28All right, come on.
01:07:29I got to change the tone screen.
01:07:30All right.
01:07:31All right.
01:07:32All right.
01:07:33I'm going to change my clothes.
01:07:34I'll be right back.
01:07:35I'll be right back, bitch.
01:07:36Happy birthday to you.
01:07:37Nigga, why are you sweating, you scary bird?
01:07:39What?
01:07:40Ain't nobody sweating.
01:07:41It's just my skin naturally moisturizes itself.
01:07:44You see?
01:07:45You smart looking motherfuckers
01:07:46don't know nothing about that.
01:07:47Y'all just walk outside and be sun kissed.
01:07:49Oops, hold up.
01:07:50Selfie time.
01:07:51Shut lips.
01:07:52Take a picture.
01:07:53I naturally moisturize your bitch, nigga.
01:07:54How about that, nigga?
01:07:55So just keep your milk done focused, nigga.
01:07:57We got a job to do, Donatello.
01:07:59Hey, just know that I'm sticking my whole tongue in here
01:08:03tonight, Swiss Beets.
01:08:05You look nasty.
01:08:09Yo, I can't believe you went through all this
01:08:11to surprise me, nigga.
01:08:13Of course, man.
01:08:14You my boy, man.
01:08:16Look, man, I owe you an apology, man.
01:08:21All this time, I thought that you-
01:08:22I know what you thought, OK?
01:08:24No need to apologize.
01:08:25Ariel is a pretty girl, don't get me wrong,
01:08:28but she only has eyes for one person.
01:08:34You expecting somebody?
01:08:36You expecting somebody?
01:08:42Oh, Ariel, what are you doing here?
01:08:44I came to check on Tahan.
01:08:45What's taking him so long?
01:08:46Everybody's getting anxious.
01:08:47But I-
01:08:48Hey.
01:08:49Oh, um, you know what?
01:08:51Let me go check on those people that are getting anxious.
01:08:55I can-
01:09:01Hey.
01:09:03Hey.
01:09:04Hey.
01:09:05You look nice.
01:09:06You know how to get out of my burglar clothes and stuff.
01:09:09That's a way better look, for sure.
01:09:12You know, you're something else, man.
01:09:14I am?
01:09:15Yeah, you-
01:09:16Yeah, but thank you.
01:09:18It means a lot.
01:09:20Well, so were you, like, surprised, surprised?
01:09:23Or were you, like, I don't want to hurt the person's feeling
01:09:25who plans the surprise party surprise?
01:09:28No, I was genuinely surprised.
01:09:30Oh, good.
01:09:31I'm not sure of a lot these days, but, you know,
01:09:35I'm surprised at how things are turning out.
01:09:38Yeah.
01:09:41Earlier you said that you was wearing that dress for someone special.
01:09:52Yeah, so I had to throw you off somehow,
01:09:55and I figured the dressing was, like, a good story.
01:09:58Because I'm not really good at lying,
01:10:00and I've never planned a surprise party before,
01:10:02and I want the surprise to be revealed before the surprise party.
01:10:05And so I was like, oh, my God, what do I say to him?
01:10:07You know, maybe we're on a date with somebody else.
01:10:09Stop talking.
01:10:11Okay.
01:10:12Okay.
01:10:29My bad.
01:10:43What?
01:10:53Wait, wait, wait.
01:10:54What?
01:10:55What about Mona?
01:11:00It's over.
01:11:03Okay.
01:11:04All right.
01:11:06Oh, wait, wait, wait.
01:11:07Lock the door.
01:11:08Lock the door.
01:11:09It don't even matter.
01:11:10He has a key.
01:11:11Okay, then we have to do this fast.
01:11:12Do you have a condom?
01:11:13A condom?
01:11:14This ain't the wood.
01:11:15Men don't just carry condoms in their wallet.
01:11:17Well, does he have one?
01:11:19You smart.
01:11:20Uh-huh.
01:11:21Okay, hurry.
01:11:22Okay.
01:11:29Wait, wait, wait.
01:11:30What?
01:11:38Okay, I'm coming.
01:11:40See what you got me.
01:11:41See what you got me.
01:11:48You know what?
01:11:49That Kalamazoo.
01:11:50Kalamazoo.
01:11:51Yes.
01:11:52I remember that.
01:11:55You know what?
01:11:57I'll be right back.
01:11:58I'm going to go to the Arco gas station.
01:11:59The gas station?
01:12:00Give me some magnums.
01:12:01I'm a student.
01:12:02I'll be right back.
01:12:03Okay?
01:12:04Hey.
01:12:05Hey, leg like this.
01:12:06Open it up.
01:12:07Yeah.
01:12:08Wait for me, okay?
01:12:09It's okay.
01:12:10All right?
01:12:11Think Kalamazoo.
01:12:12But me.
01:12:13Not that nigga.
01:12:14All right.
01:12:16Kalamazoo!
01:12:31Tear it up.
01:12:32Tear it up.
01:12:34Tear it up.
01:12:36Long time.
01:12:37Build up on that ass.
01:12:38Build up on that ass.
01:12:40Take it down.
01:12:42I'm going to find my place.
01:12:43Take it down.
01:12:46It's all about the build up.
01:12:47All right.
01:12:48Oh, I miss you.
01:12:49Hey, Ariel.
01:12:50Can I?
01:12:51Hey, Ariel.
01:12:52Talking all that stuff.
01:12:53Talking all that.
01:12:54That lollipop thing you did.
01:12:55Oh, yeah.
01:12:56Oh!
01:12:57Oh!
01:12:58Oh!
01:12:59Oh!
01:13:00Oh!
01:13:01Oh!
01:13:03Oh!
01:13:04No, no, no!
01:13:05No!
01:13:06No!
01:13:07Oh, man!
01:13:08Ow!
01:13:09Oh!
01:13:10Oh!
01:13:11Ow!
01:13:12No!
01:13:13Ow!
01:13:14Ow!
01:13:15Ow!
01:13:16Go!
01:13:17Go!
01:13:18Ow!
01:13:19Oh!
01:13:20Oh!
01:13:21Safety!
01:13:22Safety!
01:13:23This is my birthday!
01:13:24It's my birthday!
01:13:25Run!
01:13:26Run!
01:13:27Ah!
01:13:28Oh!
01:13:29Ow!
01:13:30Ow!
01:13:31Ow!
01:13:32Ow!
01:13:33Oh
01:13:44Come on man, look man. Let me out of here man. It is my birthday, man
01:13:48All right. Let me tell you something y'all get out me me out of here. I'm a peach away. All right
01:13:51There's a little aggressive. I'm just playing
01:13:58Ronnie
01:14:01You're right
01:14:04Todd
01:14:05Little Benny, huh? What man? Hey, look man. Don't y'all think this is a little excessive to kidnapping in one birthday, man. Shut up
01:14:13Shut up
01:14:17Y'all on that weird shit look man, I was in the middle of something
01:14:21Okay. All right, and I desperately need to get back to that something
01:14:25So can we you know, maybe put this hazing off to?
01:14:28After my birthday, you are not fucking
01:14:32Ariel
01:14:34Yo, he's right Jay, I mean you had your chance I gave you two weeks my dude to hit that ass
01:14:41Now it's time for us little niggas to spread them cheeks
01:14:45Peekaboo
01:14:46Bullshit on my kids folk, you know, what's gay shit on it did the fuck that bitch you seen the shit
01:14:52I've been wearing nigga. I'm getting down on my dick nigga for real. I'm fucking on area, bro
01:14:57And then I give you the egg roll and when I say the egg roll is mean my deep
01:15:05Or six each
01:15:10Okay, four inches three-quarter, but who's counting us sashimi weenie ass nigga look man
01:15:16Y'all know we're Jeffrey John Dahmer jr. Bush. It ain't it fam
01:15:20Listen to me. I don't have a monopoly over
01:15:23Ariel okay, if y'all like her so much, why don't y'all just see it?
01:15:29What the hell you see?
01:15:31What I'm saying is that John work ass niggas trying to say is if we just would have been ourselves out the gate
01:15:37We probably would have had a better chance to be
01:15:41He make a good point
01:15:43No, do not let this dream crusher
01:15:47Destroy everything that we have built. Oh
01:15:51Wait, hold on my nigga. I just met your white ass two episodes ago. Okay, and on that note, I'm out
01:16:01Hey, yo, Jay, we give a nigga. Yeah, I'm gonna take a shit my clothes
01:16:08Beat your ass next time cutting grass. I'm gonna run a blaze over you fucking hicker. Don't you see now?
01:16:14You will never be with the beloved
01:16:21I
01:16:24Failed you
01:16:50Hey, hey, hey, thanks for coming. Hey, sir. It's here
01:16:59Hey, you see area no, I'm gonna be live tonight paradise city. I got money to the side a sound booty
01:17:05We got all that really quick. What are you doing? Right? It's your birthday my nigga. It's your birthday. Oh
01:17:12My mom went to the narco I got got to you and you ready we started
01:17:17You ready?
01:17:20What
01:17:50I
01:18:05What are you doing here? Oh, you know what I invited her a while back. Is that what you wanted?
01:18:13Here she is
01:18:16Surprise, you know what? I'm sure y'all have so much to catch up on and and I'm just so glad you came so happy
01:18:21Thank you. I love you. I love you, too. Happy birthday
01:18:24I'll talk to you later
01:18:36I made your favorite red velvet buttercream. Yeah, give her the recipe
01:18:42You did it. Yeah, I've been giving her stuff since we were kids. Yes, I made it
01:18:59So good
01:19:00How are you? You look so good. You look great, too. Oh
01:19:05Thank you. What are you? What are you doing here?
01:19:08Why would I miss the birthday seven years never missed one
01:19:14Today's and isn't any different just wanted to come and celebrate you. Yeah, I
01:19:21Missed you
01:19:27Missed you, too
01:19:29Oh
01:19:33Can I put yeah, yeah. Yeah. Are you sure?
01:19:53And every time you needed me I was on go
01:19:56Oh, you're crazy if you wanna leave but we're just a one-time that I had with this girl
01:20:04Girl, I'm keeping it a hundred with you. So you tell me what's up? What you gonna decide decide decide decide
01:20:12Did you say goodbye? Goodbye, baby?
01:20:16Did you wanna spit I spit I spit I
01:20:21Boss I
01:20:24I failed you Johan is back with Mona
01:20:40You know, you're fucked up right
01:20:45But luckily I got this
01:20:49And a few lesbian homies that can shake shit up
01:20:54Oh
01:21:11Delicious
01:21:24Oh
01:21:26Two sides to it
01:21:28They say it's always two sides to it. How I know this time my blood your side is the only side to it
01:21:34You was right. Yeah
01:21:36How can a nigga like me change though? I try girl. I ain't never changed my ways
01:21:43Got my mind going insane
01:21:45Thinking about you without me
01:21:48I
01:21:53And every time you needed me I was on go
01:21:57Are you crazy if you wanna leave but we're just a one-time that I had with this girl
01:22:03Girl, I'm keeping it a hundred with you. So you tell me what's up? What you gonna decide decide decide decide
01:22:11Did you say goodbye? Goodbye, baby?
01:22:14If you wanna spit I spit I spit I spit I