Snot the Grot(Poem)

a mate in a drunken state at the weekend said something that sounded loads like he said 'snot the grot' so naturally i've been making a poem about it ever since, may change it still, but atm reads okay.

Snot the Grot

my shadow moves,
whilst i am still,
&
when i sleep,
sometimes it kills,

snot the grot,
sludge, gunge & grime,
gross misconduct,
of a kind,

cuz,
sludge will swallow,
slime will swell,
splish will splash,
&
time will tell,

for half the price,
with twice the flavour,
we are talking,
misbehavior,

snot the grot,
sludge, gunge & grime,
like royal blue,
just more refined,

yes, snot the grot,
the after thought,
the spare,
if i find the right words,
you'd obviously be there,
&
if i say them at the right time,
you'd obviously be mine,

but i ain't listening to a paranoia,
that keeps on ignoring signs,

as if ima raving homosapien,
that sees magic everywhere,
whilst it's only a coincidence,
until life plays unfair,

snot the grot,
with his half price flavour,
shooting down trouble,
like some kind of space invader,

can't settle at the bottom,
it gets too clumpy at the top,
&
money can be the reason,
that you should not have a job,

sir snot of grot, grime, gunge & goo,
some formulations, stick like glue,
cobalt blue, electroplated,
sparkful specks,
get granulated,

from salf to sand,
from grit to gravel,
over time,
more truths unravel,

sparkful specks,
in cobalt blue,
snot the grots,
been giving out clues,

cuz he's the thing that crackheads fear,
makes natures true born leaders cheer,
an adults adult, the heroes choice,
the only option, with a voice,

a broken silence,
that broke like ice
a breeding ground,
for positivity,
full of your advice!

with emphasis on
'i win',
from
'did not know where to begin'

for half the price,
with twice the flavour,
talking sense,
like a soothsayer,

disproportional 'words' imply,
obsessed, determined,
one hell of a guy,

disproportional 'words' suggest,
even a monkey with a rubix cube,
must keep on acing tests,