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00:06 What's up invaders, Chris here.
00:08 I don't know about you guys, but every time I go to a Starbucks,
00:10 there's always a really cute girl working there.
00:13 So this is Starbucks edition.
00:15 Today, I'm going to stake out a bunch of Starbucks
00:17 and wait for the employees to come out.
00:19 When they do, I'm going to walk up to them and ask them
00:21 if they want to play a really quick game
00:23 for a really, really quick kiss.
00:25 As always, let's do it.
00:29 I was legit waiting for you for like two hours to come out.
00:32 Are you, you're finally off work?
00:34 Yes, I am actually.
00:36 You're off? Ok. This might sound crazy, but I thought you were gorgeous
00:38 and I wanted to know if you wanted to play a really quick game
00:41 for a really quick kiss.
00:44 Ok.
00:45 You're down?
00:46 Alright, we'll do it real quick.
00:47 If I can guess your height within like a foot, I get the kiss.
00:49 You down?
00:50 Ok.
00:51 Alright. You're pretty tall, so I'm going to say,
00:54 I'm going to say six feet.
00:56 Yes.
00:57 That's it?
00:58 Come here.
00:59 Was that crazy?
01:15 Yeah.
01:16 I saw you inside and I thought you were absolutely gorgeous
01:19 and now I have you here.
01:20 What do you have to do?
01:21 Try another line.
01:22 I get that one all the time.
01:23 It's not a line. I promise. It's the truth.
01:25 What are you doing? Cleaning up a banana?
01:26 I'm working. What are you doing?
01:27 You're cleaning up an uneaten banana.
01:29 I work here.
01:30 You work here.
01:31 How about this? Since you work here, I've always wanted to kiss a Starbucks girl.
01:35 How about we play a quick game for a quick kiss?
01:37 Just for me to get fired?
01:39 They're not going to know. No one's even out here.
01:41 No one will know.
01:42 And if I can guess your height, I get the kiss. If not, I just...
01:47 What do I get?
01:48 If I don't get it right, you never talk to me again and you can slap me.
01:52 I don't have to talk to you again if you want to kiss me.
01:55 I know, you're so cute. I'm just trying. I'm trying to work something out.
01:58 Okay.
01:59 Okay.
02:00 I'm going to guess your height. Let me see.
02:02 That's cheating.
02:05 Okay, no hands. I'm going to say 5'7".
02:09 You know that's it. That's a smile of recognition right there. That's it.
02:13 Okay.
02:14 Good thing I didn't get it wrong.
02:32 I've been waiting for you guys to come out.
02:34 You guys work here at Starbucks?
02:36 Yeah.
02:37 How long have you guys been working here for?
02:38 About a year now.
02:39 A year and a half.
02:40 A year and a half? Okay.
02:41 Well, this might sound crazy. I know you guys are off at work, want to go to the beach.
02:44 But I wanted to know if you wanted to play, both of you, a really quick game for a really quick kiss.
02:50 I suppose so.
02:52 You guys are down? Okay, cool.
02:53 If I can guess your height within a foot, I get a quick kiss.
02:57 So, I'll start with you.
02:59 I'm going to say 5'6".
03:02 I mean, it's close enough.
03:04 Close enough? All right.
03:05 High five.
03:07 All right.
03:08 Okay.
03:09 I'm going to now say for you.
03:11 You're a little bit taller.
03:12 Was that weird in front of your friend?
03:14 A little bit.
03:15 All right.
03:16 You're a little taller.
03:17 I'm going to say 5'7".
03:18 Am I close?
03:19 Yes.
03:20 That's it? All right, cool.
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