The Critic - S1E05 - A Little Deb Will Do You
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00:16Hola.
00:17Jay, habla Doris. Estoy en la morgue.
00:20¿Podrías venir a decirles
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undefined:undefinedImportantes que atender.
02:24Lo lamento, amo Jay.
02:26Realmente quería fregar sus calzones,
02:29Pero de algún modo se prendieron fuego.
02:31¿Por qué no se apagan?
02:33Dios mío. ¿Por qué viniste hoy?
02:36Viene un fotógrafo,
02:37Y quería que todo luciera bien.
02:39No sé si sabías, madre,
02:41Mi cara se encuentra
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undefined:undefinedPremio Nobel en física.
03:21Julius y Ethel Rosenberg
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undefined:undefinedque es una delicia para el baile.
03:47Tenía muchos pretendientes en aquella época,
03:49Incluyendo a un joven
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undefined:undefinedes una tradición Wigglesworth.
04:28Morirse de hambre para entrar
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undefined:undefinedmordida de esta manzana.
05:06Hmm.
05:08Oh, Jay, tú piensas que tengo
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05:35¿Podrías ayudarme? Por favor,
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06:03Uh, creo que iré por el costado.
06:08Bueno, mejor voy a hablar con mamá,
06:09y ver si puedo hacerla cambiar de opinión.
06:14Uh, ¿podrías ayudarme un poco?
06:22Perdón, Mittens.
06:26Ma, no pude hacerla
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07:17¿Y tú piensas que a mí me gusta
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07:33¡Espera!
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07:35¡Ok!
07:37Iré.
07:39Oh, querida.
07:41Mmm.
07:42Ahora, espero que no estés
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undefined:undefinedmasa de Pillsbury.
08:55¡No haga más eso!
08:56Me parece tan denigrante.
08:59Hey, mire. Al hombre de masa y a mí
09:01nos da cosquillas en el mismo lugar,
09:02Pero eso no le da
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undefined:undefinedllamada "el cubre-tetera".
09:40A esta película le doy mi más
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10:18Entonces corra,
10:20y no despacito, hacia el mantelito.
10:23Realmente va al punto.
10:28¿Dónde está el chiste?
10:29Sr., estamos al aire.
10:31Sé que estamos al aire,
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11:38Ese trabajo está tomado.
11:39¡Hey! Es el viejo y amargado
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12:11Y no la oportunidad de
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undefined:undefinedhan producido un idiota.
12:59Dije que iría,
13:01Pero si voy, lo haré con Jay.
13:03Bueno, yo pienso que Reeve es adorable.
13:05Y si tu no vas al baile con él,
13:08Yo lo haré.
13:09¿Y qué hay de mí?
13:11Iba a darte algunas banditas
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13:58¡Es un ignorante!
13:59Estás en lo cierto como siempre, Ethel.
14:08¡Más pétalos de rosa!
14:11¡Más leche fresca!
14:16Mete barriga.
14:18¡Mete barriga!
14:21Ahí está. La tarea está hecha.
14:23No creo que esto esté bien.
14:25Está bien. Aquí está tu sombrero.
14:27Ahora, vete de aquí.
14:28Ow, ow, ow, ow...
14:32Perdon, Mittens.
14:33Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow.
14:43Hola, ma. ¿Qué tal te parece
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15:12Que estoy haciendo esto
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15:32Caballeros, quizás se estén preguntando
15:34Porque llame esta junta de directorio.
15:39Qué lejos hemos llegado.
15:47Disculpe, ¿podría darme su autógrafo?
15:49Oh, por tercera vez esta noche,
15:50No soy Roger Ebert.
15:52Lo sé. Eres Jay Sherman,
15:54Y eres mucho más adorable que
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16:19Debutantes, pasen al frente.
16:22Tengo que ver a mi sobrina.
16:24Nos encontramos en media hora
16:25Bajo la ballena azul.
16:27Me pondré un clavel
16:28Para que sepas cuál soy yo.
16:35Ahora, antes que comience el baile,
16:37Quisiera tomarme un momento
16:38Para recordarles para que estamos aquí
16:41Para ver esos graciosos autos de
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17:51Y para el resto de ustedes,
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18:38Oh, tu, cállate.
18:40Si, Miss Eleanor.
18:42Te estuve buscando por todos lados.
18:44Ah. Las 3 mujeres más
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20:05Vamos a hacer el amor, ¿no es cierto?
20:07¡Oh, dios, por favor di que si!
20:11Sí, Jay.
20:20¡Oh, qué bueno que es salir de
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21:29Y yo olvidé apagar el horno.
21:35Arde, pequeña, arde.
21:41Hola. Soy Jay Sherman.
21:43Por favor no revelen
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