MAKEUP WITH ROLANDA !
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00:00 Hi! Welcome to Makeup with Rolanda!
00:07 Today, I'm gonna teach you how to look good for your man.
00:13 Aww!
00:15 Step 1!
00:17 Alright, first things first.
00:19 Men love luscious lips.
00:22 Especially the big red ones, though.
00:25 What I like to use, I like to use expensive brands.
00:28 Such as Sharpay.
00:30 Alright, make sure you apply lipstick all around your lips.
00:34 Because it's really sexy, right?
00:36 Mm-hmm.
00:37 Quick tip!
00:38 The more lipstick you have, the more red it is, the sexier you are,
00:42 and the more the guys will be drooling all over you.
00:45 Right?
00:46 Ahem, sexy girl. Work it. Oh yeah.
00:50 Step 2!
00:52 Alright, now, since we have our beautiful lipstick,
00:56 we need to clean all the ickiness and grossness off of our face, of course.
01:00 Alright, I've learned that any scrubbing equipment laying around will do.
01:06 Oh, look! What do you have there?
01:09 Right there is perfect.
01:11 Alright, since we have this, you wanna gently scrub your face in a circular motion.
01:18 So, gently, I'm saying, gently exfoliate your face.
01:25 Step 3!
01:27 Alright, for this step, we're gonna be using the black Sharpay.
01:31 It can be used for an eyebrow, an eyeliner, and between you and me, a beauty mark.
01:39 Hey!
01:41 First rule of thumb, guys love girls with thick, bushy eyebrows.
01:45 So make sure you sexify them and make them darker.
01:48 Emphasize them because the guys will go all over you.
01:51 And for that beauty mark, make sure it's big because all the guys will be attracted.
01:55 They're gonna come up to you and be like, "Hey girl, you have a fly in your face."
01:58 And you're gonna be like, "Oh no, that's my beauty mark."
02:00 And they're gonna be like, "Oh my gosh, you're so hot. I want your body."
02:03 When you do your eyeliner, make sure you do it really delicately because most guys go for girls with gorgeous eyes.
02:08 But in my opinion, I think they go for girls with nice bodies.
02:12 'Cause I have one of the sexiest bodies in the world.
02:14 My lips and hips are so juicy.
02:17 One more step. All we need is syrup.
02:20 I heard syrup makes your face really sweet and the men love it, of course.
02:25 So what you wanna do, what you wanna do is pour it all over your face like this.
02:29 Like this.
02:30 Men will love you.
02:33 Alright, well this concludes this episode of Makeup with Roland.
02:39 What are you doing in here?
02:44 I... I... I don't know.
02:50 I love you!
02:56 You're disgusting!
02:59 And... is that syrup?
03:02 Yeah! I did this makeup just for you!
03:06 I love you!
03:08 Ew!
03:12 Nobody talks to her like that!
03:15 Richard, oh my gosh! You're a scrooge! You just fill up! You ruin everything!
03:20 Get away from me!
03:22 So long, Smith.
03:29 Later, Rolanda!
03:31 (laughing)