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00:00 (audience cheering)
00:01 - It's The Weekly with Charlie Pickering.
00:03 - Thank you for joining us,
00:05 and can I say that it is great to be back.
00:07 - Good to have you back, Charlie.
00:09 - Yeah, I like this show.
00:11 - As always, we've watched all the news
00:13 so that you don't have to.
00:14 - Here you go, it's just the program for you.
00:16 - We rewind the tape to Thursday,
00:19 and the wash up from the blockbuster debate
00:21 between Albo and ScoMo in Brisbane.
00:24 - Ah, the debate of.
00:25 - I reckon ScoMo needs to get the Albo.
00:28 (laughing)
00:29 - You've heard of the rumble in the jungle.
00:30 Get ready for the jibba jabba at the gabba.
00:33 - Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, bullshit.
00:35 - And who bullshit the best.
00:36 Undecided voters peppered the two leaders with questions.
00:40 - I reckon Albo won that one.
00:42 - Why?
00:43 - I don't know, because he was better than the other dickhead.
00:45 - I was rather impressed with this girl than he did.
00:49 - You were not expecting to be impressed by him?
00:51 - No.
00:52 (laughing)
00:53 - Well, that's fair enough.
00:54 Set your expectations low enough
00:56 and you'll never be disappointed.
00:57 (laughing)
00:58 - I've got a good feeling about Albanese.
01:01 - I would like to see change,
01:02 but I think the silent majority in Australia
01:05 is gonna vote.
01:06 - Scott Morrison.
01:06 - I don't know why.
01:07 - I reckon it'll be a tight one.
01:09 - Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.
01:10 I'll be so happy when this stupid election is over.
01:14 - But that wasn't the only debate in town,
01:16 as Sky News also hosted a separate Mavericks Forum,
01:20 featuring Pauline Hanson.
01:22 - Oh.
01:22 - Bob Catter.
01:23 - Oh.
01:24 - Campbell Newman and Clive Palmer.
01:26 - Oh, jeez.
01:27 - Worst of the worst.
01:29 - We've got, yeah, climate change denied.
01:31 - Yep.
01:31 - We've got pro-gun.
01:32 - Yep.
01:33 - We've got white Australia policy reenactment.
01:35 - Why are we giving a platform to these four people?
01:39 - Sky News, bro.
01:40 - But was Clive really there?
01:42 Because judging by the footage,
01:43 it looked like he'd just send a cardboard cut
01:45 out of himself instead.
01:46 - The other thing was, this state was dead.
01:49 - Look at him, he's not moving.
01:51 - He's not even blinking.
01:52 - On the government building, those railway lines.
01:55 - He looks dead.
01:56 - That's like weak-handed Bernies,
01:58 but me no brain doctor.
02:01 (laughing)
02:02 - It is a cut out cardboard of him.
02:05 But was he a cut out before?
02:06 - Oh my God, no.
02:08 - In a weekly first, we got the relationship experts
02:11 to give their thoughts on the Mavericks debate.
02:13 - The experts.
02:14 (laughing)
02:16 - Mavericks at first sight.
02:18 - Another big thing that's high on my agenda
02:20 is about this COVID vaccine mandate.
02:22 (cheering)
02:23 That's been pulled from the government, no more.
02:25 - It's hard to watch, isn't it?
02:26 'Cause he's so unaware of what's been going on.
02:29 (laughing)
02:30 - Oh, these are the maths judges.
02:32 - Quite clever, isn't it?
02:34 - Every boy in this country in secondary school
02:36 should have access to a rifle.
02:38 - Oh, right wing nut job.
02:40 - Must be a bad place to be.
02:42 (laughing)
02:43 - This actually makes maths look intelligent.
02:45 - It's the real elephant in the room
02:47 that nobody's addressing.
02:48 - There's a big elephant in that room.
02:50 (laughing)
02:52 - Oh my God.
02:55 - This is the best work the experts have ever done.
02:58 - Next up, we're--
02:59 - Talking about the election and about the future.
03:02 - Oh.
03:04 - I like it when I interview kids.
03:05 - Who is this person?
03:07 - Scott Morrison.
03:08 - Scott Morrison.
03:09 - Scott Morrison.
03:10 - Well, I call him Smoko, 'cause he's, you know,
03:12 doesn't take any responsibility for anything.
03:14 - My dad said that he did make a bit of mistakes.
03:19 - Scott Morrison's a good man,
03:20 except for that trip to Hawaii when we had the bushfires.
03:23 - He learned fire safety very early.
03:25 When you see a fire, run.
03:27 (laughing)
03:29 - Then who do we have here?
03:30 - I don't really know that guy.
03:32 - I don't know who he is.
03:33 - You don't know who he is?
03:34 - Anthony Albanese.
03:36 - The only viable replacement.
03:37 - Yeah, baby.
03:39 - What's his job?
03:40 - To oppose Scott Morrison.
03:43 - The best thing that Albo's done
03:44 is given himself a nickname.
03:46 - Big time.
03:47 - Albo's your mate you go for a beer with.
03:49 - Looking at these two, who do you trust more?
03:53 - Wait, who are we voting for, guys?
03:54 - I want a change and I want Anthony Albanese.
03:57 - Grant loves Gamo, but, and do vote Liberal.
04:00 - Scott Morrison does not represent us.
04:03 - No, God no.
04:04 - And Albanese, he has no personality.
04:08 - I don't know if I can deal with
04:09 four more years of Scott Morrison.
04:11 - This government's got to go.
04:13 - We want people that look after the important things.
04:16 - Climate change.
04:17 - It's totally fine to say neither.
04:19 - I'm not voting for either of 'em.
04:22 - I'm gonna vote Independent.
04:23 - Maybe neither party wins.
04:25 - We'll be back next week, I'll see you then, goodnight.
04:28 - It's a good show, isn't it?
04:29 - It tells you what's actually going on in the world
04:32 and then gives you just a little bit of a laugh
04:34 at the end of it.
04:35 - I'm absolutely craving spaghetti bolognese
04:38 after talking about these politicians.
04:40 - Why?
04:41 - Bolognese.
04:42 - Is that why?
04:44 Anthony Bolognese.
04:46 - Yeah.
04:47 (upbeat music)
04:50 - Apparently it's a common thing in like ethnic families.
05:01 I'm gonna say we're ethnic.
05:03 Like are we ethnic?
05:04 - No.
05:05 - The eldest daughter is always like
05:07 the personal assistant to everyone.
05:09 - Hands up in the family who thinks best is imagining.
05:12 - On Sunday night, we caught up with
05:16 - Lego Masters.
05:18 - Australia's favourite Lego building competition.
05:21 - Australia's favourite nerds.
05:23 - Yeah, that too.
05:24 - Yes!
05:26 - Okay, so the first challenge,
05:27 each team will be given one of these puppies.
05:31 - Oh my God, it's a drone.
05:32 - And you'll be turning it into a dragon.
05:34 - Oh my God.
05:35 - Sick, sick, sick, sick.
05:37 - That we shall be racing around a course
05:40 at the end of the build.
05:42 - Dragon race.
05:43 - This is layers on layers of geek.
05:45 (imitates drone)
05:47 - So they get a drone, they need to turn it into a dragon.
05:50 - Yeah.
05:51 - So it's a game of drones, is it?
05:51 - Go, go, go, go, go.
05:52 (dramatic music)
05:55 - That's the father and son.
05:56 - So what's your dragon?
05:58 - Banana dragon.
05:59 - A banana dragon.
06:00 - Hope it doesn't get split.
06:02 - Peels or something like that.
06:03 - Banana split.
06:04 - Oh, I understood, Keith.
06:06 - Colour is a real important one here, isn't it?
06:08 - Well, I hope so, but I'm colour blind, so I'm...
06:10 - Colour blind.
06:11 - You're colour blind?
06:12 - I'm colour blind.
06:13 - I'm colour blind Lego maker.
06:14 - Okay, so that one's lighter.
06:16 - Baka and the same.
06:19 - What?
06:20 - She sees the colours like shadows, like what dogs do.
06:23 - Yeah, but dogs aren't asked to do Lego.
06:25 - Three, two, one.
06:28 - Stop baking.
06:30 - Cooking.
06:31 - Like people.
06:32 - That's right.
06:34 - For the first time ever, we're leaving the building.
06:38 (crowd gasps)
06:39 - Field trip.
06:40 - Sign your permission slips, people.
06:41 - How are we gonna get there?
06:44 - Editing.
06:45 (crowd gasps)
06:47 - Oh my God.
06:48 (crowd gasps)
06:49 (laughs)
06:50 - It's the SCG.
06:51 - Don't wreck it, Sydney's gotta play a game there tomorrow.
06:54 - Let's go, June, let's go.
06:55 - Let's go, this is gonna take no time.
06:57 - Oh.
06:58 - Go, dragon, go.
06:59 (crash)
07:00 - Oh, yes.
07:01 - Get down, get down.
07:04 (crash)
07:05 (screams)
07:06 (crowd gasps)
07:09 - Oh no.
07:10 - We might die.
07:12 - Actually, every game of Lego Masters
07:14 should be something like this.
07:15 - And the winners of the dragon race are.
07:18 - Nick and Jean, great job.
07:19 - Well done, boys.
07:20 - Absolutely smashed it.
07:22 - Then it's back inside for the elimination challenge.
07:25 - The next build is called Grandscapes.
07:29 - Oh.
07:30 - Ooh, Grandscapes.
07:32 - So you have to make something really big.
07:35 - I would probably build your forehead.
07:36 (laughs)
07:37 - Time starts now, good luck.
07:39 (upbeat music)
07:40 - Good, good, good.
07:42 - Ours is easily the smallest in the room.
07:45 - Then you put little people, make it look big.
07:47 - We figured that going micro-scale is the right idea
07:49 because we can make it look like it's bigger.
07:52 - That's what I said to do.
07:53 - The majority of this build is gonna be spent
07:55 just placing down a lot of bricks.
07:58 - They're making the Grand Canyon.
07:59 - We made a ruler that we can put
08:01 to all of the Grand Canyon kind of parts that we're making.
08:04 - Hey, who am I?
08:05 - Who?
08:07 - I'm Breakout Shirt.
08:08 - So I wanna talk about the different sedimentary layers.
08:12 - Yeah.
08:12 - They're very flat.
08:14 - Oh no.
08:15 - Looks like Neapolitan ice cream on the side.
08:17 - Something needs to break that up.
08:19 That's a real risk for me.
08:21 - Yep.
08:22 - Reckman is like a seagull.
08:23 He goes in, shits everywhere, and then flies off.
08:26 - We didn't want to have to tear it down,
08:28 so it's a compromise.
08:29 - He always gives them advice way too late.
08:32 - Four, three, two, one.
08:37 - Put your Legos down.
08:38 Okay, which is your favorite?
08:40 Let's see.
08:41 - All right, doesn't hand rate.
08:42 - Holy moly, that's gold.
08:45 - Wow.
08:47 - We decided to do a American woodland setting.
08:51 - Wow.
08:51 - Beautiful.
08:52 - I think you should be super proud of this.
08:54 Might sound crazy, but I could live in this Legoland.
08:58 It's great.
08:59 Well done, guys, good job.
09:00 - Franco Max.
09:05 - We made a Grand Canyon.
09:07 - Grand Canyon not on this show anymore.
09:10 - Showing a journey through a desert landscape.
09:14 - Okay.
09:15 - That's Cactus County.
09:16 - That is just, it's like razor flat.
09:18 It's almost distractingly so.
09:20 - And he told you that.
09:22 - He should have wah on his T-shirt.
09:24 - I still like the very first one with the waterfall.
09:27 - And so did Brickman.
09:28 - Well done, guys.
09:29 (crowd cheering)
09:30 - Ah, Jocelyn Henry.
09:34 - Winner, winner, chicken dinner.
09:36 - But who's going home?
09:37 - Unfortunately, Branco and Max.
09:39 - Oh!
09:40 - Brickman's crying?
09:42 - The time has come to an end.
09:44 - Why's he crying, what's the big deal?
09:45 It's only freaking Lego.
09:47 - I think the fact that there's not a dry eye in the house
09:50 is a testament to how much fun we've had.
09:52 - Oh, there's tears everywhere.
09:54 There's a genuine waterfall.
09:55 - I didn't know Lego was so emotional.
09:57 (Jocelyn crying)
09:59 - Branco.
10:00 - Yeah!
10:01 (crowd cheering)
10:02 - Oh, how weird is this?
10:05 I'm sorry.
10:06 It's not even a final, it's just a random elimination.
10:09 - I know.
10:10 - Another amazing episode.
10:14 - It was really, really.
10:15 - I'll say it again, that was freaking awesome.
10:18 (upbeat music)
10:20 - I like your pearl earrings.
10:31 - They're nice, aren't they?
10:32 - And your pearl necklace.
10:34 Do you know what a pearl necklace actually means?
10:36 - No.
10:37 - Don't Google it.
10:38 - Everybody has something that means
10:40 too much to be thrown away.
10:42 - Oh, what's this?
10:43 - And that's where we come in.
10:44 - Tuesday on Foxtel, we watch the new series
10:47 where treasured possessions get brought back to life.
10:51 Master builder, Dean Ipovitz.
10:53 - God, he's gorgeous.
10:54 - Absolute rooster.
10:56 - With the ultimate dream team,
10:58 with some of Australia's finest craftspeople.
11:01 - Oh, I've got one of those.
11:02 - Their skills will restore precious family heirlooms.
11:06 - This is kind of like Antiques Roadshow,
11:08 if you could fix the shit.
11:10 - With experts in jewelry.
11:12 - You didn't take anything there?
11:13 - Metalwork.
11:14 - Yeah, but they don't repair it to like,
11:15 it looks brand new from the day that you brought,
11:18 shut up, stop looking at me.
11:19 - And timepieces.
11:20 - Horologists.
11:21 - What's a horologist?
11:23 - I think they fix watches.
11:24 - I keep hearing urologist, but.
11:27 - Horologist looks at your grandfather clocks
11:30 and a urologist looks at your grandfather's cock.
11:32 - This is the Repair Shop Australia.
11:35 - This is right up your alley.
11:37 - And first to test their skills today is Cathy.
11:40 - What do you got Cathy?
11:42 - Well, she's got something.
11:43 - Well, naturally she's got something, she's in there.
11:45 - I bought a necklace that belonged
11:48 to my three times great grandmother.
11:50 - Oh.
11:51 - A proper heirloom.
11:53 - Inside the necklace, it had the hair of her five children.
11:57 - She's got hair.
11:58 - Oh gosh.
11:59 - How would you do that?
12:00 - The hair was all tied up with seed pearls.
12:03 - Ah, do you know what the seed pearls represent?
12:05 - No.
12:06 - Tears, tears for your loved ones or lost ones.
12:09 - Oh.
12:10 - So she had children who died in infancy.
12:13 - Oh, that's sad.
12:16 - At the moment, it's a little worse for wear.
12:19 - What's happened since?
12:20 - Where's the hair?
12:21 - Our house burnt down 24 years ago
12:24 and the necklace was in the house.
12:27 - Oh.
12:28 - Oh, so they lost everything.
12:30 - Oh no, that's heartbreaking.
12:32 - My girlfriends all came together and
12:34 helped me search through the remains of our house.
12:43 And they found that.
12:45 - That's sad.
12:49 - My husband and I took it to a jeweler.
12:51 I never went back to pick it up
12:53 because it just churned me up too much.
12:55 - God, so this means a lot.
12:57 - And then I saw the ad for the repair shop
13:00 and I rang the jeweler and he said, "I've still got it."
13:03 - Oh my gosh.
13:05 - He'd held it in his safe for 24 years.
13:07 - Holy dooly.
13:08 - He said, "I knew you'd be back."
13:10 - Oh wow.
13:11 - Great story.
13:12 - I have my grandmothers, my mothers, mine,
13:15 my daughters and my granddaughters here.
13:17 So I have five generations to put back in.
13:20 - Oh, that's beautiful.
13:21 - I intend passing this on to my eldest granddaughter, Isla.
13:25 - It's so important to pass things down.
13:28 - I've tried to pass things down to you.
13:30 - Well, I won't take them if they're ugly.
13:32 - Time for Erin to get to work.
13:34 - For Kathy's pendant,
13:37 five feathers will be woven from the hair.
13:40 - Ah.
13:41 - This is fascinating, isn't it?
13:43 - She'll need to build the structure
13:44 that will encase the hair.
13:46 - What are you putting through?
13:47 That's what you put spaghetti in there through, isn't it?
13:48 - No, Keith.
13:49 - Don't they use that kind of thing?
13:50 - No.
13:51 This is the jeweler's pasta maker.
13:54 - She said I got my pasta maker.
13:57 - Metal is very much like rolling down wheat for pasta.
14:01 - If you keep looking at me, I will hit you.
14:04 - And finally, the necklace is ready.
14:06 - Kathy, welcome back to the repair shop.
14:07 - Oh, look, four generations there.
14:10 - This is the best.
14:12 - Hopefully you've worked miracles.
14:13 - This is it, the big reveal.
14:15 - Oh, it's gonna look amazing.
14:17 (gentle music)
14:19 - Necklace.
14:24 - Oh, wow.
14:25 - Oh, come on, what?
14:29 - Oh, Erin, you've done such a beautiful job.
14:31 - Oh, it's giving me goosebumps.
14:34 - At the very top, we have Elizabeth's hair.
14:37 - Yes.
14:38 - Then we have Diane, Brooke, and Kathy, you're here.
14:42 - Yep.
14:43 - On the right.
14:44 And then we have Isla.
14:46 - Wow, that's amazing.
14:47 - Looks like a piece of jewelry.
14:50 - It is a piece of jewelry.
14:52 - Just really hope that by restoring this for you, Kathy,
14:56 that I'm able to lift all of that grief and burden
15:00 that you've been carrying for 24 years.
15:02 - It's just been a really happy ending
15:06 to a pretty rubbish event.
15:10 - Yeah.
15:11 - Yeah.
15:11 - It's just like it's got its soul back.
15:13 - This is really special.
15:15 - I don't know, it just feels full of love again.
15:17 - Oh, Jesus, she's gone.
15:21 - This is a really cool show.
15:23 - This show is not about the objects.
15:26 - No, it's about memory.
15:27 - What will you have of me, guys, when you all grow up?
15:31 - Your super?
15:32 (laughing)
15:34 (upbeat music)
15:40 - Get that thing off.
15:49 - Elizabeth.
15:50 - I said, yeah.
15:51 (laughing)
15:53 - He ruined it so hard, he fell off the couch.
16:01 - Mother shit.
16:03 - Sit down, bro, sit down.
16:04 (upbeat music)
16:06 - Here they come.
16:07 - Oh, black aprons only means one thing.
16:09 - Today is the first pressure test of the season.
16:13 - What's a pressure test?
16:14 - This is the bottom four.
16:16 - And now they get a celebrity chef in
16:18 to tell them, make this.
16:20 - And unfortunately, at the end of this cook,
16:22 one of you will go home.
16:23 - So, they're not cooking in a pressure cooker?
16:28 - No.
16:29 - And who's the mystery chef?
16:31 - I can tell you, the person that's about to walk
16:33 through those doors.
16:34 - Is?
16:35 - The legend of this kitchen.
16:35 - Keep going, who is it?
16:36 - The pâtissier of pain.
16:39 - Oh, come on, Andy.
16:40 - Adriana Zumba.
16:42 - Zumba.
16:43 - Alvin.
16:45 - Does Alvin look like an Asian West Walling?
16:47 - You've cooked two Zumba recipes in your season.
16:51 - Yeah.
16:51 - How was that?
16:52 - The second one was a V8 cake.
16:54 And mine turned out like a V6 roadkill.
16:59 (laughing)
17:00 - What's he brought for them?
17:01 - Today, you'll be making my...
17:03 - What is it?
17:06 Show us, show us.
17:07 - Polly wanna waffle.
17:08 - Polly whoie whatie?
17:09 - What the hell is that shit?
17:10 - So the idea comes from Polly waffle.
17:12 - See, Polly wants a waffle.
17:13 It's a Polly waffle.
17:14 - I get it.
17:16 - That's meant to look like a parrot.
17:18 - What if I'm just having normal waffles
17:20 with maple syrup and ice cream?
17:23 Wow.
17:24 - Oh yeah.
17:24 - Oh, come on.
17:27 - Look at the ooze in the middle.
17:29 - Oh my God.
17:30 Fuck off.
17:31 - Good luck guys.
17:32 Your time starts now.
17:34 - We're all.
17:36 Let's get cooking, good looking.
17:39 - It's just hit me that I'm in a pressure test
17:42 set by Adriana Zumba.
17:43 - This is full PTSD for Alvin.
17:45 He's like, no, no, it can't be.
17:47 Not Zumba.
17:49 - All the negative thoughts come flowing back in.
17:51 There's too much.
17:53 - He's gonna have a bloody heart attack.
17:56 - So these waffle shells have to be filled
17:59 with jam, marshmallow, chocolate ganache.
18:01 - Julie is on this.
18:03 - This is making me so hungry.
18:05 - So hungry.
18:06 - So horny.
18:07 - Just hungry.
18:09 - So far I've got heaps of elements done
18:11 and I'm feeling pretty good.
18:12 - Why would you ever say I'm doing well in MasterChef?
18:16 - I'm feeling pretty nervous about Dilan.
18:17 He's putting in the marshmallow and unlike others,
18:20 he hasn't smoothed it out.
18:21 - Oh, looks like a roadkill.
18:24 - He didn't do the proper concreting technique.
18:26 - All right, stick.
18:27 Stick.
18:28 - Dilan's marshmallows and his jam aren't gonna be in a line.
18:31 They're gonna be all mixed together.
18:32 - That's a big no-no 'cause it's all about the cut
18:35 in between and the layers.
18:36 - That is a one-way ticket home.
18:38 - Where's Alvin?
18:41 - Alvin, be so careful.
18:42 - Oh, Alvin.
18:44 - How about this?
18:45 - I wouldn't want her breathing all over it.
18:47 - I heard a crack.
18:49 - Alvin's cracking.
18:51 - Oh no.
18:55 - Come on, Alvin.
18:55 You can do it, darl.
18:57 - I can't do this.
19:01 - This is making me sad.
19:04 - Baby, it's just a waffle.
19:07 - It's on the hardest part.
19:08 - I'm not eating this.
19:11 - You can do it, you can do it, you can do it.
19:13 Yes!
19:16 - Perfect dismount.
19:17 - Well done, Alvin.
19:18 - Smashed it.
19:19 But like not actually smashed it.
19:20 - Not smashed it.
19:21 - Here we go.
19:22 - Five, four, three, two, one.
19:27 - Feathers down, everybody.
19:28 - Step away from your whatever you made.
19:32 - Do we get to see the meter?
19:33 - Oh, hell yeah.
19:34 - Julie.
19:36 - Come on, Jules.
19:37 - Look how good that is.
19:41 - The waffle's a little pretty on point, you know.
19:43 - What's it inside like?
19:44 - Yum.
19:46 - That looks pretty good.
19:47 - Julie Goodman's got a lot left in the tank.
19:50 - Yes!
19:50 - Here you go, girl.
19:51 - Here you go.
19:52 - Hey.
19:53 - Can't wait to see the car crash that his layers are.
19:56 - Ooh.
19:57 - Oh!
19:57 - A little bit rough.
20:00 - She's a bit rough.
20:01 - I just said that.
20:02 - It's a dog breakfast inside.
20:03 - It looks like a peanut butter jelly sandwich.
20:05 That's no good.
20:06 - Good luck, Alvin.
20:07 - Thanks, guys.
20:08 - All right, let's pray for Alvin.
20:09 - It is a bit rude, Kelly.
20:11 - Oh, Alvin.
20:12 - That parrot has beak and feather disease.
20:15 - He better come through with the flavors
20:16 'cause he's going, "Oh!"
20:18 - Angus is a brilliant effort.
20:23 - It's good music, so it's done well.
20:25 - Absolutely nailed it.
20:26 - It's perfect.
20:27 - Yes!
20:28 - This Zimbo dish won't be sending you home today.
20:32 - Yes!
20:34 - Bravo to Alvin!
20:35 - God, that dish took five years of his life,
20:37 but thanks for getting to the next round.
20:39 - Do a line.
20:41 - Corners were cut and mistakes were made.
20:45 That's why you're going home.
20:46 - See you later.
20:47 You'll be in next season's Fans vs. Faves.
20:49 - Oh, that was another great, delicious episode.
20:55 - Thank you. - I loved it.
20:55 - You loved it?
20:56 - Yeah, I love MasterChef!
20:58 - It's like swing your dick happy.
20:59 - Swing your dick happy, yeah, absolutely.
21:01 - It's like swing your dick happy.
21:03 (upbeat music)
21:05 (upbeat music)
21:08 - What are you drinking?
21:13 - Bellis.
21:15 - Is that what you've been drinking every night
21:16 while I'm trying to fall asleep?
21:17 - Because by the time I go in the room,
21:19 it's like a hurricane's going through there,
21:21 plus two trains.
21:22 - It's not a hurricane.
21:23 Just I've been working hard and I'm tired.
21:25 - Okay, so I need something to knock me out.
21:27 - You think drinking is your answer?
21:29 It may be.
21:32 (laughing)
21:33 (upbeat music)
21:36 - This week, we caught a long-running Japanese favourite
21:39 that recently dropped on Netflix.
21:41 - Arigato gozaimasu!
21:43 - And has taken Australia by storm.
21:45 - Oh, this is that new show!
21:47 I've been waiting to watch this.
21:50 - Hajime Tanotsuki!
21:52 - Old enough.
21:53 - Oh, look, it's Japan Mallet.
21:55 - The show observes toddlers on errands
21:57 to see how well they do without mum and dad around.
22:00 - This might be the cutest show on television.
22:02 - This episode takes us to a mandarin farm
22:05 to follow four-year-old Yuta.
22:07 (speaking in foreign language)
22:10 - Look at him, little Yuta.
22:11 - Oh, Yuta.
22:12 - Oh, he's so cute!
22:14 (speaking in foreign language)
22:17 - He doesn't listen to mum at all lately.
22:19 (speaking in foreign language)
22:23 - Come and help your mother, you lazy little.
22:25 Oh my God.
22:26 (speaking in foreign language)
22:27 (laughing)
22:30 - Yuta!
22:31 - He drags him along the ground!
22:33 - That's what you do, they don't work.
22:35 (speaking in foreign language)
22:39 - It's 10 o'clock, so it's time for him
22:41 to go and do his errand.
22:43 (speaking in foreign language)
22:44 - Oh, mandarin juice, he's gonna make some mandarin juice.
22:47 - By himself, yep.
22:48 (speaking in foreign language)
22:50 - Off he goes.
22:50 - He's doing it.
22:51 - He's four and he's off to work.
22:53 - Do you reckon Yuta gets super?
22:56 - Four-year-old kid going off to make juice.
22:58 I can't get my grade sixes to do their homework.
23:00 (laughing)
23:01 (speaking in foreign language)
23:02 - He's made it home.
23:04 (speaking in foreign language)
23:05 - I think he looks like a determined kid.
23:07 I think he's gonna make some mandarin juice today.
23:09 - This is gonna go so poorly.
23:11 (speaking in foreign language)
23:13 - Now he's in the kitchen.
23:14 Oh, this is gorgeous.
23:15 (speaking in foreign language)
23:17 - Is this the juicer?
23:19 - Oh, it might be.
23:20 (speaking in foreign language)
23:21 - He's got the juicer out and everything.
23:23 - Yeah, he's not mucking around.
23:24 - Yuta's gonna do it.
23:25 (speaking in foreign language)
23:27 - He knows this is his first time.
23:30 He's gonna make his family proud.
23:32 (speaking in foreign language)
23:35 - He's forgotten something.
23:36 (speaking in foreign language)
23:38 - Oh no.
23:39 (speaking in foreign language)
23:40 - Oh, he's going out to play.
23:41 (speaking in foreign language)
23:42 - Oh baby, there could be trouble brewing.
23:45 (speaking in foreign language)
23:47 - He's gonna catch the dog.
23:48 What happened to the juice?
23:50 - This is what most adults did through COVID.
23:52 They meant to work from home,
23:53 but really they ended up in the backyard
23:55 doing some gardening.
23:56 - Yeah.
23:57 (speaking in foreign language)
23:59 - It's been 40 minutes, he hasn't come back yet.
24:00 Don't you go to the police.
24:01 Hi, I sent my son off to make some juice for us.
24:04 - He hasn't come back.
24:05 (phone ringing)
24:06 - It's his boss calling.
24:08 - Is he tall enough to get the phone?
24:10 (speaking in foreign language)
24:12 - Yuta, where's the juice?
24:14 (speaking in foreign language)
24:15 - I feel that--
24:16 - You did?
24:17 There's not a minute, kid.
24:18 He knows how to bullshit already.
24:19 (speaking in foreign language)
24:21 - I'm four years old, what do you want me to do?
24:23 (speaking in foreign language)
24:25 (phone beeping)
24:25 (speaking in foreign language)
24:26 (laughing)
24:29 (speaking in foreign language)
24:31 - Oh, he's doing it now.
24:33 - He doesn't know what to do?
24:34 (speaking in foreign language)
24:36 - He's gonna be juicing for a while.
24:38 (speaking in foreign language)
24:40 - Look, there's only a little bit of juice.
24:41 - That's supposed to feed six people.
24:43 (speaking in foreign language)
24:44 - And he's drinking it.
24:46 (laughing)
24:46 - Oh no, he's gonna drink the whole thing.
24:49 (slurping)
24:51 - The dog's at home saying, "Thank Christ, he's gone."
24:53 (speaking in foreign language)
24:55 - I'm going to be late.
24:56 - He said, "Honey, you were late hours ago."
24:59 (speaking in foreign language)
25:01 - Grandma and grandpa are dehydrated and fainted.
25:03 (laughing)
25:04 (speaking in foreign language)
25:06 - Everyone's gonna have a mouthful, that's it.
25:08 - Thanks for the juice, Utah.
25:10 - But he backwashed in.
25:12 (speaking in foreign language)
25:13 - Well done, Utah.
25:15 This is a great show.
25:16 - I wasn't sure where it was going at the start,
25:18 but it was really funny.
25:19 (speaking in foreign language)
25:22 - Oh, little kids are so funny.
25:25 - Hey Malik, can you get me, me and you a fig
25:28 on the fridge, please?
25:30 (speaking in foreign language)
25:33 - Well done, thank you.
25:42 Here you are, cheers.
25:44 - Cheers.
25:45 (laughing)
25:47 (upbeat music)
25:52 (upbeat music)
25:54 - Oh my God, what's that?
26:01 - Shit, Maddie.
26:02 (laughing)
26:03 - Oh, it's good.
26:04 - What was that?
26:05 - It's a grasshopper.
26:06 We need to put him back in the wild.
26:08 - Bro, what are you, David Attenborough?
26:09 Just go and go back.
26:11 I've never really seen a grasshopper in a long time.
26:13 - They don't make their way to Punchbowl, usually.
26:15 There's not much green.
26:16 - Nah, it's all concrete.
26:18 (laughing)
26:19 - Tuesday on 10, we--
26:21 - Pack the week from the Chief Seats.
26:23 - They're the seats we get when we go places.
26:25 - Chief Seats is back for season two.
26:27 - We are.
26:28 - Yeah, they're back.
26:29 - Chief Seats.
26:30 - With your hosts, Melody Boswell and Tim McDonald.
26:34 (audience applauding)
26:35 - Good evening, thank you for joining us
26:37 for a brand new year in the Chief Seats.
26:39 - I like this, this is actually a good show.
26:42 - It's quick and it's pacey.
26:43 - I watch everything to bring you the best bits
26:45 of the news each and every week.
26:48 - And a lot has happened in the last week,
26:49 so this'll be interesting.
26:50 - I did go over to the UK, I think we've got some footage.
26:52 (laughing)
26:53 - What the?
26:54 - Newcastle woman who's become an internet sensation.
26:57 (laughing)
26:58 - Ooh, what's happened?
27:00 - She got stuck, they couldn't get her out.
27:02 - She's making an ass of herself, look.
27:04 (laughing)
27:05 - After two tough years, there's finally some good news
27:08 this week from the Gold Coast.
27:09 - The temple of Satan is mobilizing.
27:12 - The temple of Satan?
27:14 - What the hell?
27:15 - Yes, we've got Satan in Queensland.
27:17 - I thought he was just in Canberra.
27:19 (laughing)
27:20 - Look, I thought Mayor Tom Tate handled it maturely.
27:22 - Tom Tate reckons they can go to hell.
27:25 - Okay, great.
27:25 (laughing)
27:27 - Isn't that where they wanna go?
27:28 - Yeah.
27:29 - Well, the Prime Minister was out and about
27:30 on the campaign trail with a simple message.
27:33 - It is a happy Easter today,
27:34 if you've got type one diabetes.
27:36 - Oh my God.
27:38 - Go mo say some messed up bits.
27:40 - The other big vote this week was the French election.
27:43 - It was Macron with the chest hair.
27:45 - Oh yeah.
27:46 - And Le Pen, who's a fascist.
27:47 - What's a fascist?
27:49 - Are you serious?
27:50 - Emmanuel Macron was re-elected.
27:52 - Thank God.
27:53 - Marine Le Pen lost the French election.
27:55 She gave her concession speech on Monday,
27:57 which ended with her bursting into song.
28:00 ♪ I love the fog ♪
28:02 (laughing)
28:03 ♪ Eee ♪
28:05 - She lost, thank God.
28:06 - She's going to my bed to learn the Australian anthem.
28:08 - Of course, this year, Melba Queen celebrates
28:10 her platinum jubilee, and here's an interesting tribute.
28:13 - Mattel, the makers of Barbie.
28:15 - The hell is that?
28:16 - It is a limited edition collection.
28:19 - They're making a Barbie queen.
28:21 - Queen Barbie.
28:22 - What a frightful thought.
28:24 - One is not amused.
28:25 - Well, it should sell better than Tickle Me Andrew.
28:29 - Oh.
28:29 - Well look, here in Australia,
28:33 lots of places are opening up.
28:35 And when we say opening up.
28:36 - Melbourne's last remaining nudist beach
28:38 could soon be no more.
28:40 - Oh.
28:41 - Here you can legally take your kit off, for now.
28:45 - Oh. - I've got a mic.
28:47 - That is some strategic placing.
28:49 - Oh, I don't want to see his penis.
28:50 - I'm lucky I would only need a lapel mic.
28:52 So that is it.
28:53 - Little dick joke, classic.
28:54 (laughing)
28:56 - Well, COVID continues back home in New Zealand.
28:59 - Oh no. - Which means,
29:00 it's time to head.
29:03 - Across the ditch. - Across the ditch.
29:04 - Oh. - From her homeland.
29:06 - I'm not sure if anyone in Australia gives a shit.
29:08 - I don't know if you could hear someone in the crowd said,
29:10 "Oh no."
29:11 - That was me.
29:12 - Someone in the control room said, "Oh no."
29:14 (laughing)
29:16 - Back home in New Zealand, there are still restrictions
29:18 and still people passionately protesting against them.
29:21 - I'm leaving my husband.
29:22 He got the booster today.
29:23 He's gone.
29:24 - She's divorcing her husband 'cause he got the jab.
29:27 - I don't want anything to do with him.
29:29 - Oh, I bet he's relieved.
29:31 - Seriously believe he's gonna die.
29:32 That's getting off topic.
29:33 (laughing)
29:35 - And for the first time this year,
29:36 with our cultural correspondent from "No Rare Affair",
29:39 Mel Tracino.
29:40 (audience applauding)
29:41 - Hi Mel, yassou.
29:43 She's so cute.
29:44 - MasterChef has returned 12 seasons in and you wonder,
29:48 will they ever run out of ideas?
29:50 - It's the Great Ozzie Jaffle Challenge.
29:53 - I think that's a yes.
29:54 (laughing)
29:56 - She's quite funny, this girl.
29:57 - Well, another week, another TikTok trend.
30:00 - Oh my God, I saw this.
30:03 (screaming)
30:06 - What?
30:07 - What's she doing?
30:08 - I think she heard it back.
30:09 - It didn't take long for the TikTok community
30:11 to get on board.
30:12 - He's some of my favorites.
30:13 ♪ Listen baby, ain't no mountain ♪
30:16 ♪ Ain't no valley ♪
30:18 (laughing)
30:19 - What was that?
30:21 - She hits her back and makes a funny noise.
30:24 - And then everyone started making songs
30:26 and inserting that noise.
30:28 - Even Michael Buble got in on the act.
30:30 - Buble.
30:31 ♪ Just haven't met you yet ♪
30:35 (laughing)
30:37 - Oh my God, this is the best thing I've seen all week.
30:39 - That is all the time we have for now.
30:41 (cheering)
30:44 - What was that all about?
30:46 - I don't know.
30:47 - People really like it.
30:49 - Really?
30:50 - Isn't it a good show?
30:51 - Yeah, it is a good show.
30:52 - It's just fast, it's fast paced.
30:53 You have a laugh and they just go on with the next bit
30:56 and they don't take each other seriously.
30:58 - No, it is good.
30:59 (upbeat music)
31:02 (upbeat music)
31:04 - That beard is getting so big again.
31:15 It's long.
31:16 - You wanna touch it?
31:18 - Yeah.
31:19 Oh, it's dense too.
31:20 - Yeah, she's thick.
31:21 - Oh.
31:23 - Cool, eh?
31:23 - I don't know.
31:24 It's tougher than I thought it would be.
31:26 - It's like face pubes.
31:28 - Ew.
31:29 (laughing)
31:31 ♪ Can we forget about ♪
31:33 - This week, we watched a new show on Netflix.
31:36 - White Hot.
31:37 - Interesting.
31:38 - A documentary about the rise and fall
31:42 of an iconic American fashion brand.
31:44 - What the hell is Abercrombie and Flinch?
31:48 - Abercrombie and Fitch.
31:49 - There's a reason why people like that brand.
31:52 - It's my kind of apparel.
31:54 - I owned a polo with a little moose on it.
31:57 - I actually had quite a few Abercrombie undies.
31:59 - When I was in high school,
32:01 Abercrombie and Fitch was the hottest retailer.
32:04 - I used to wear Abercrombie and Fitch.
32:06 ♪ Can't you see I'm done ♪
32:07 - Yeah, there you are, dad.
32:08 - Kids who just wanting to be a part of that look.
32:12 - That's why I used to buy A&F.
32:15 - The whole store was to be an experience.
32:17 - Oh, hello.
32:18 - It's all about sexy, hot, young, luscious, nimble,
32:22 highly attractive, topless men.
32:25 - Topless and jeans.
32:26 - Are you going to buy something
32:27 or just going in for a poo?
32:29 - It had a whole vibe to it.
32:31 - Okay.
32:33 - But it wasn't always this way.
32:35 - It started as this outdoorsman brand,
32:38 now very Americana heritage.
32:41 - I'm wearing a vintage jacket right now.
32:43 - Already been around for a hundred years.
32:45 - He's very happy with his new vintage.
32:47 - Yeah, you look like you've stopped a bit of traffic.
32:49 (laughing)
32:50 - Then in the '90s, it was taken over by Mike Jeffries.
32:54 - Okay.
32:55 - He was after a specific look.
32:57 - Oh, you had like a looks book.
32:59 - What dictates good looking?
33:02 - A neatly combed, attractive, natural,
33:05 classic hairstyle is acceptable.
33:07 Dreadlocks are unacceptable.
33:10 - A white guy is okay and a black guy's not?
33:12 - What's the word?
33:13 - That's discrimination.
33:15 - Oh.
33:16 - Brand representatives are required
33:18 to wear appropriate undergarments.
33:20 - What?
33:21 - How would they know what underwear they're wearing?
33:23 - How extremely comfortable.
33:25 - You have to rank all your employees on the scale
33:28 of like cool to rocks.
33:31 - Cool to rocks.
33:32 - So that means I'm out?
33:33 - Definitely out.
33:34 - It wasn't that we were being racially discriminated against
33:37 it was that we weren't good looking enough.
33:40 - When a racist, you're just ugly.
33:42 - Which one's better?
33:43 Let go because of your race
33:46 or you'll let go because of your looks?
33:49 - I'd be more offended if they said about my looks.
33:51 - Yeah.
33:52 - Themes started to emerge of this strong, strong preference
33:55 for white people.
33:57 (gasping)
33:57 - You don't only have to look good,
33:59 you have to be white as well.
34:01 - Everything about that store screamed
34:03 that we were an other, we didn't fit there.
34:06 - I didn't know any of this.
34:08 - Can't believe I wore Abercrombie & Fitch.
34:10 - All the decisions led back to one man.
34:13 - How much filler and Botox does he have in that face?
34:17 - He had a bunch of terrible plastic surgeries.
34:20 - It's funny that he's picking good looking people.
34:22 This guy, he looks like an alien.
34:23 - He just looks like some sort of religious nut.
34:27 - Looks a bit like Sam Newman.
34:28 - He said, "Not everyone can wear our clothes.
34:30 "I don't want everyone essentially wearing our clothes."
34:33 He talked about going after the cool kids.
34:35 - What the hell?
34:36 Imagine saying that now.
34:38 - I don't want ugly people wearing my clothes.
34:41 - This was when I was younger.
34:42 - No!
34:43 (laughing)
34:46 - Seven years later and those comments finally got noticed.
34:49 - So one night I was up late
34:52 and I was just scrolling the internet
34:54 and I came across this article.
34:55 - Oh, that doesn't quite fit the same, does it?
34:59 - We go after the cool kids.
35:00 Are we exclusionary?
35:02 Absolutely.
35:03 - Something's not right when your brother
35:04 has bigger tits than you.
35:05 (laughing)
35:06 - And so I start this petition asking Abercrombie & Fitch
35:09 to apologize and to start making plus sizes.
35:13 And I go to sleep.
35:14 - This is when the internet started to pop, 2013.
35:18 - An interview from Get This 2006
35:21 with Abercrombie & Fitch CEO, Mike Jeffries, has gone viral.
35:24 - They're gonna go down.
35:26 - I think he's crossing the line.
35:27 - Yeah, he's crossed the line like a billion times.
35:30 Stop shopping at Abercrombie & Fitch.
35:31 - Probably a good time to get out, I reckon.
35:33 - Yeah, I think so.
35:34 - We've got some breaking news right now.
35:35 The retail front, Abercrombie & Fitch, the CEO,
35:39 is stepping down.
35:40 - So he's out.
35:41 - Never showed up again.
35:43 And many people have never seen him since then.
35:46 - 27 million retirement package.
35:48 - Wow, it pays to be an asshole.
35:50 - Discrimination was not just a blip.
35:53 It was their brand.
35:54 It was their identity.
35:55 - Seems like Abercrombie & Fitch are the main girls.
35:58 - Well, yeah.
35:59 - Abercrombie & Fitch has announced plans
36:02 to no longer hire employees based on attractiveness,
36:06 which should make the first new guy they hire feel great.
36:09 (laughing)
36:11 - Maybe I'll buy a jumper now.
36:12 I need a new jumper.
36:14 I think you need one too.
36:15 - I'll just stick to my surf brands.
36:17 ♪ All that generation coming up ♪
36:19 - Wow, maybe I need to go and burn my T-shirts now.
36:22 - Yeah.
36:23 - I just feel wrong.
36:23 I feel dirty.
36:24 - It just shows reputation is everything for a brand.
36:27 - I reckon based on looks, only me and mum will get a job.
36:31 - They're worse than Abercrombie.
36:33 (laughing)
36:35 (upbeat music)
36:39 (baby crying)
36:49 (baby crying)
36:52 - Well done.
36:56 We're gonna send you down to the local pub, I think.
36:59 I think you're ready for your first gig.
37:01 - This week, Foxtel On Demand brought us the return
37:05 of an old favourite.
37:07 - Grand Designs Australia.
37:12 - Not gonna make your timeline?
37:13 Not gonna make your budget?
37:14 Welcome to the show.
37:15 - That's the one.
37:16 And this episode is all about the build
37:19 of grand designer, Trevor.
37:21 - In 2008, Trevor was paralysed
37:24 when his motorbike hit a car.
37:26 - Oh.
37:27 - And he's gonna build a house?
37:29 - His fighting spirit got him through many dark days.
37:33 And now they feel it's time for a rejuvenating move
37:36 from Canberra to their country.
37:38 - Like, don't we all wanna get out of Canberra?
37:40 - We're building underground.
37:42 - He's building an underground house.
37:44 - Sick, this is gonna be a camouflaged house.
37:46 - How are they gonna get their mail?
37:48 - Almost half a kilometre frontage
37:50 on the Goobagandra River.
37:52 - Eh?
37:53 - The what?
37:54 - The Goobagandra River.
37:54 - The Goobagandra?
37:55 - The Goobabuba?
37:56 - Ganga-googa.
37:57 - Nah, the Goobagandra.
37:59 - First, 500 tonnes of soil will be carved from the hillside.
38:03 - This guy wanted to get out of Canberra so bad,
38:05 he moved two and a half hours into the side of a hill.
38:08 - The spacious en suite has a loo
38:10 with a breathtaking view.
38:12 - Take it all in.
38:13 - Oh.
38:13 - Not the smell I mean, I mean the view.
38:15 - There's nothing like doing a shit
38:18 with a ripping view.
38:19 - Oh, I don't think we need to know that.
38:21 - Jeanette and Trevor will truly be part of nature.
38:24 - How much is this gonna cost?
38:25 - So what's the figure you're hoping to build the house for?
38:29 - Um, 600.
38:30 - 600,000 was their budget?
38:32 - You're kidding me.
38:33 - So how long is it gonna take to build?
38:34 - 10 months.
38:35 We'd like to be in by Christmas this year.
38:37 - 10 months?
38:38 10 months is when your divorce will happen
38:41 if you're trying to push for Christmas.
38:42 - Yeah, well, you know, it is only a hole in the ground.
38:45 - What?
38:46 - Oh.
38:46 - A little bit more than that.
38:48 - Autumn in the Goobagandra Valley.
38:50 - Goobageebegabba Valley.
38:51 - Goobaganda.
38:52 - We're coming into winter
38:54 and that's gonna be the biggest hiccup.
38:56 - Oh, great.
38:57 - Might put it back three months.
38:59 - Day one and this guy's already said
39:01 we're probably gonna be three months late.
39:02 (sad music)
39:04 - September 2019.
39:06 - Six months.
39:07 - The slab is finally being poured.
39:10 - All right, we got some concrete going in.
39:11 - And they're making up for lost time.
39:13 - Leveling concrete is the Arab version
39:16 of like the Japanese sand thing.
39:18 - It's come at a cost, over 300 grand.
39:22 - What?
39:23 - Half the budget.
39:24 - Half the budget.
39:25 - Half their budget, they're gonna have to just pitch a tent
39:27 on their concrete floor.
39:28 (sad music)
39:30 - December.
39:31 - It is not gonna be ready for Christmas, guys.
39:34 (sad music)
39:36 - Tricky weather conditions like this
39:38 have caused the waterproofing to drag on for five months.
39:41 - Five months?
39:42 - Five months. - Five months of waterproofing.
39:45 - I'm starting to become a pessimist.
39:47 - We're running late and we're over budget.
39:48 - That's the grand design's guarantee.
39:50 - And the burden of managing the house
39:52 with all its delays and problems
39:54 does catch up with Trevor.
39:56 He's rushed to hospital with a serious stomach illness
39:59 that needs emergency treatment.
40:01 - Oh no.
40:02 - Trevor.
40:03 - July 2020.
40:07 - It's now a year and a half
40:08 since work started on the earth house.
40:11 - A year and a half.
40:12 - But an unexpected blow has floored him.
40:14 - Again?
40:15 - They can't cop a break, hey?
40:17 - He needs surgery on his back
40:19 to stop his spine from collapsing.
40:21 - Oh shit.
40:23 - Oh my God.
40:24 - He's been through the absolute wringer.
40:26 - It has a failure rate of about 30%.
40:29 - Failure means death.
40:31 - But I've got good faith in the surgeon.
40:34 - This guy's a top bloke, man.
40:35 - He's got a very good attitude, doesn't he?
40:38 - I wanna be out there and see it all the way through.
40:41 - Oh my God, if this is gonna be a show
40:42 where he dies before it gets finished.
40:44 Why have we got music?
40:47 I can hear the music of the show.
40:49 Don't end here.
40:51 - It's nearly two and a half years.
40:52 - Two and a half years.
40:55 - Since I first visited Jeanette and Trevor.
40:57 - Please be good news, don't be bad.
40:58 - I just don't know what to expect.
41:00 - Oh my God, where's the house?
41:03 It's right there.
41:04 You can actually see it.
41:05 It's not as hidden as I thought it was gonna be.
41:07 - When the hillside recovers from marauding excavators
41:10 and the grass regrows.
41:12 - You know what?
41:12 That's a grand design.
41:14 It looks like a Bond villain lives there.
41:16 - Jeanette and Trevor's earth house
41:17 will be well and truly camouflaged.
41:19 - Oh, that looks sick.
41:21 - Just see the little green toupee on top.
41:23 - How many people can say,
41:25 "Hey son, get up on the roof and mow the lawn."
41:27 - What a cool pad.
41:29 - That's awesome.
41:30 I would love that.
41:31 - We wanna see the loo with the view.
41:33 - What a ripper.
41:35 - Oh, look at the dunny.
41:37 - That is a proper shitter.
41:39 - How much did that cost?
41:41 - This is no ordinary bathroom.
41:42 - That is a nice view to do a poo.
41:45 - Good poo view.
41:46 - Congratulations on a remarkable house.
41:50 - How much though?
41:51 How much did it add to 800, I think?
41:53 - 780.
41:54 - Started off at 600 grand.
41:55 - He spent 300 on the floor.
41:58 - $1.25 million.
42:00 - Bro, double.
42:01 - Yep, yep, wow.
42:03 - They got the elusive double double.
42:04 Twice as much, twice as long.
42:06 - Better fix that up.
42:10 - Despite their massive challenges,
42:12 it's been worth it in the end.
42:13 - Good on 'em.
42:14 - Mission accomplished.
42:16 - I really love the Grand Design Show.
42:19 - Great show.
42:21 Reminds me again, we should never renovate ever.
42:23 (upbeat music)
42:26 - At the Del Pachitras,
42:38 Vesti continues to bond with their dog, Ace.
42:41 (screaming)
42:43 - Stop it, stop it!
42:44 Stop, please!
42:46 (laughing)
42:50 - I drop his high core.
42:54 - On Monday night,
42:55 Seven aired a medical series shining a light
42:58 on some very special frontline workers.
43:01 - Nurses are the backbone of the hospital.
43:03 - Nurses are pretty awesome, huh?
43:05 - Oh, don't we know it?
43:06 (baby crying)
43:08 - Nurses.
43:09 - Overworked and underpaid.
43:11 - They do a terrific job.
43:13 - Direct to nursing.
43:17 - First up, we meet ER nurse, Carly.
43:19 - As an emergency nurse,
43:20 you've gotta be prepared for anything.
43:22 - You would never know how your day was gonna go.
43:24 (siren blaring)
43:26 - Woo, woo, woo!
43:26 - There is a gentleman coming in
43:28 that's fallen from a ladder.
43:29 - Oh, I'm sorry for you, my friend.
43:32 - He's a rooper.
43:32 He was working on a kind of veranda roof
43:35 above a balcony.
43:36 - I couldn't be a nurse.
43:38 I think it's too hard a job.
43:40 - 'Cause you're seeing everyone on their worst day.
43:43 - Some timber slats have given way and he's fallen down.
43:46 - Oh, that's a bad day.
43:48 - Does look like you've broken your arm,
43:51 at least in one place.
43:52 - You can see the bone poking out.
43:54 - Oh, oh!
43:55 - Oh!
43:57 - It has completely snapped his humerus
44:00 and it also looks like he's done his elbow as well.
44:03 - Completely snapped?
44:04 - Yeah, it's very humerus.
44:05 - Geez, doesn't sound very humerus.
44:07 (cat meowing)
44:08 - Give us a break.
44:09 - Surgery will involve putting plates and pins
44:12 in Brad's arm and elbow.
44:14 - Oh God, this is nightmare stuff.
44:17 (drill whirring)
44:18 - Yeah!
44:19 - Once aligned, screws will hold the bones in place.
44:23 - It's like a mechanic shop.
44:24 - Yeah, just went down to Bunnings,
44:25 got the latest Makita.
44:27 - After hours of cutting, drilling, and pinning.
44:30 - Look how much blood there is.
44:31 Mum, it's everywhere.
44:33 - And we're done.
44:34 - Yay!
44:35 - Yay, well done, Brad.
44:37 - His arm's effed, but that will heal.
44:39 - After, I think, about six or eight weeks,
44:41 depending on Brad, he should be back to normal.
44:45 Back on the tools.
44:46 - God, it takes a special kind of person, doesn't it?
44:49 - It does. - To be a nurse.
44:51 - The next nurse we meet is Emily,
44:54 a transplant coordinator, looking after 52-year-old Craig,
44:58 who's awaiting a heart transplant.
45:00 - So we'll see when we get there
45:01 and have a good look at the heart.
45:03 - If there's anything that doesn't look quite right.
45:05 - Yep.
45:06 - Don't think I'd wanna go through that.
45:08 - You would be so scared.
45:09 - You put your life in their hands.
45:11 - After two hours in theatre,
45:14 Emily and the team have successfully
45:16 retrieved the donor heart.
45:18 - Oh, they put it in an esky?
45:19 - Yeah.
45:20 - The old esky.
45:20 - Now they need to get it to St. Vincent's
45:22 as quickly as possible.
45:24 - So it's not there yet?
45:25 - The donor was in another hospital.
45:27 - The surgeons need to remove Craig's diseased heart
45:31 so they can implant the donor heart as soon as it arrives.
45:35 - They've cut him open and the heart's not even there.
45:37 - That is crazy.
45:40 - What if they get a flight time?
45:40 - What if they run out of petrol?
45:42 - Anything that goes wrong now can have fatal consequences.
45:46 - Oh my God.
45:49 - Oh, geez.
45:50 - Gross.
45:51 - You're both tapping out.
45:52 - Yep, disgusting.
45:54 - Amazingly, Craig's heart will continue
45:57 to beat outside of his body.
45:59 - It's still breathing.
46:00 - Yeah.
46:01 - Oh, look at that.
46:03 - It's beating.
46:04 - Due to its own electrical system.
46:07 - Oh, that's terrifying.
46:09 - That's so cool.
46:10 - Craig's chest is now empty.
46:13 - How is he alive without a heart?
46:15 - So what's keeping him alive is the heart-lung machine.
46:18 - This is incredible.
46:19 - This is stressful.
46:21 - I just went to check if the heart had arrived
46:23 and it hasn't yet.
46:24 Right now there's a bit of nervous energy in the room
46:27 while we're waiting for the heart.
46:28 - Nervous energy in this room too.
46:30 - Is it in a pole?
46:31 - Not yet.
46:32 - You'd deal with so much stuff,
46:33 wouldn't you, being a nurse?
46:34 - They're our angels.
46:35 - They've made it,
46:37 but the heart won't survive for much longer on ice.
46:40 - Oh my God, I'm so nervous for him.
46:42 - Oh, Jesus.
46:46 - This is gonna work though, right?
46:49 - Oh!
46:53 - Yeah, baby!
46:56 - Yes!
46:56 - Oh my God!
46:58 - Yeah, his heart's beating.
46:59 And everybody takes a massive sigh of relief.
47:03 - Shit.
47:04 - Whoa!
47:05 - Mission accomplished.
47:07 - It's the morning after Craig received his new heart.
47:10 - Kids, it's all done.
47:11 Come back.
47:12 - Transplant coordinator, Emily,
47:14 is keen to check on his condition.
47:17 - He's not awake, is he?
47:18 - Hi, Craig.
47:18 - Hello.
47:19 - How are you going?
47:20 - Look, he's sitting up, he's alert.
47:22 - Oh my God.
47:23 - Oh my God, that's beautiful.
47:24 - They're miracle workers.
47:26 - You're only just 14 hours post-op?
47:28 - Yeah.
47:29 - The nurses are the best.
47:30 - They do a fantastic job.
47:32 - If they need to pay a rise, give it to them.
47:33 - The most rewarding thing for me
47:35 is being able to care for people
47:37 when they need it the most.
47:38 - These nurses are just everyday heroes.
47:41 - Yeah, all the work they've done
47:42 with all the COVID patients and everyone in ICU.
47:45 - I actually can't imagine myself doing anything else.
47:49 - We thank you for doing what you do.
47:51 - They're gifts from God, Faye.
47:53 ♪ Hands up ♪
47:56 ♪ Ready to go ♪
47:57 - This show's been really good.
47:59 - What a heartwarming story, mind the pun.
48:02 - The incredible things that we can do.
48:04 - Yeah.
48:05 - You know, it gives me hope.
48:07 - Yeah.