The Knock Knock Show | Shakeel Siddiqui | Rauf Lala | Episode 7 | 26 August 2023 | ARY Digital
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Host: Mohib Mirza (Along with Stock Characters)
Guest: Shakeel Siddiqui & Rauf Lala
The Knock Knock show will be a fun-filled talkshow, that will give you chance to sneak peak in the lives of your favorite celebrities, cricketers, politicians, social media stars and other famous personalities of Pakistan.
Watch "The Knock Knock Show" every Saturday at 9 PM only on ARY Digital!
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00:00 Knock knock, knock knock, knock knock
00:03 Are you ready?
00:05 The Knock Knock Show
00:07 Come on!
00:17 1, 2, 3, 4
00:24 Knock knock, assalamu alaikum
00:28 People say that smiling is very important, and that's true.
00:31 And a person who smiles is called a comedian in our country.
00:36 And the land of Pakistan is extremely difficult to create comedians.
00:41 Where should I start?
00:43 Ustad Nazar to Lahiri sahib, to Munawar Zarif, to Rangeela sahib,
00:48 to film star Nanna, to Liaquat Major sahib,
00:52 Moeen Akhtar, Omar Sharif, Sikandar Sanam, Amanullah.
00:57 This goes on.
00:58 Time will pass, but these names will not.
01:01 Teaching comedy,
01:03 teaching comedy,
01:05 understanding comedy,
01:07 explaining comedy,
01:08 requires a lot of talent and a lot of brain.
01:12 And in today's situation,
01:14 I think it's been a long time since we've had a big open call.
01:18 That's why today,
01:19 we'll use the two guests we have with us
01:22 to open up and make a big call.
01:24 Knock knock!
01:26 Shakeel Siddiqui and Rahul Lala!
01:30 As-salamu alaykum!
01:37 Come, come, come.
01:39 Come, come, come, sir.
01:42 As-salamu alaykum.
01:48 Okay, let me correct one thing.
01:49 Tell me, sir.
01:50 Liaquat Major was not a Liaquat, he was a Liaquat soldier.
01:52 I know about Liaquat soldier.
01:54 I'm talking about the Peshawar guy.
01:55 I see.
01:56 You know about a soldier...
01:57 I know about the generators of Liaquat soldiers, sir.
01:59 He was a comedian, no, he was a world-style artist.
02:03 Okay, so these two used to do comedy in Khandak.
02:05 He has a lot of experience in Khandak.
02:08 He was thrown out of the building the day before yesterday,
02:12 by playing the piano.
02:13 Now, wait, he'll also show you how to remove a pigeon from its mouth.
02:21 Okay, so this pigeon cannot be removed because it's an expensive item.
02:25 You guys, one minute, one minute.
02:30 One minute.
02:31 He's also a guest.
02:32 How are you guys?
02:33 Take a picture.
02:34 MashaAllah.
02:36 Because there's nothing to stop here.
02:38 So I thought I'd chill.
02:40 Come sit, Mohit bhai.
02:42 Sorry, I started talking nonsense as soon as I came.
02:44 No, no, no, sir, correct the mic.
02:46 Really?
02:47 Really?
02:48 I understand now.
02:52 In comedy, they'd keep telling me to correct the mic.
02:56 If you had to say something, correct your character.
03:00 Brothers, you're all relatives, so you must have fought a lot.
03:05 You're smiling a lot today, but...
03:06 No, we don't fight.
03:07 We don't fight.
03:08 We don't fight.
03:09 He knows I won't win.
03:13 We don't fight because we have different relationships and work.
03:18 She's your daughter and he's your son.
03:20 Yes, she's my daughter.
03:21 So how did you guys get together?
03:22 We've been friends for 40 years.
03:24 So, I have a different language, he's a Memon, I'm Urdu speaking.
03:29 So I don't believe in languages.
03:31 So, MashaAllah...
03:33 The other day he was fighting with the guy with the leg, he was asking why he didn't have a language.
03:36 So we turned our friendship into a relationship.
03:40 I saw him, he was feeding him in his lap.
03:43 So I said, "This guy is good, even if his father is bad, so what?"
03:46 Actually, his daughter is my daughter.
03:53 That's a very good thing.
03:55 Because when a person gets old, the same daughter-in-law will feed you the last spoonful of water.
04:01 He doesn't even have a spoon in his house.
04:05 Junkie bhai, are you upset with the Pakistani industry?
04:08 We've seen you keep talking about it.
04:11 The thing is, we don't have any comparison with India.
04:15 It's a very big industry.
04:17 So, I always say, talk about here.
04:20 I've worked here for 30 years, I've done a lot of work.
04:22 I've done films, I've done television, I've done a stage, I've done a one-man show.
04:26 You've done Comedy Kings.
04:27 Yes, I've done Banno Tere Abba Ki Munche Bile and so many other shows.
04:31 The thing is, whatever you've done, now move forward.
04:35 In fact, I'll tell you here,
04:37 Did you see Mr. Shakeel Siddiqui's show?
04:39 The one that's been a hit, the format, the first interview.
04:41 Actually, it hasn't come on YouTube.
04:43 Lala, how old must you both be?
04:45 Very old.
04:46 I've brought him with a lot of respect.
04:51 He has signed on the door.
04:54 The junkie has signed on the door.
04:56 He's come to sell old stuff.
05:00 I've got a new one.
05:03 You take off his coat, it's still dirty.
05:06 Lala, what's the situation with payment these days?
05:10 What do you take?
05:11 His payment?
05:12 He works on flour.
05:14 I'm working on flour.
05:17 Everyone is dying for flour.
05:19 The whole world is dying for flour.
05:21 There are lines.
05:22 His payment, Mashallah,
05:25 The one who sells padan carpet.
05:28 According to that.
05:30 It's 8000.
05:32 He gives 800 in the evening and leaves.
05:34 The problem with payment is that Pakistan,
05:38 Then the same thing will come.
05:39 Now if you mix it from there,
05:41 Salt is equal.
05:43 That's not a competition.
05:44 You've said that before.
05:45 The problem is that here,
05:47 Whatever is made by the account, they take it.
05:49 Anyway, I'm happy.
05:51 Thank God.
05:52 I am that man,
05:53 In every case, thank God, brother.
05:55 Who made your cow.
05:56 So, Lala, it's not fixed.
05:58 Take whatever you get from where.
05:59 It's like making a bag.
06:02 Now you have brought a function.
06:04 For example, you have a good relationship.
06:06 So I have reduced the money from you.
06:08 If that man who is in the bed,
06:10 Put your hand like this and remove it.
06:12 My face will not fall down for sure.
06:16 If he comes, then he will ask for money in the bed.
06:19 I understand what you are saying.
06:20 You guys have worked with Umar Sharif.
06:23 I worked with Mueen Akhtar.
06:25 I worked with him.
06:27 Do you remember any incident?
06:29 Any scolding, any strictness?
06:31 Once.
06:32 Really?
06:33 Look, the scolding of elders,
06:35 There is a learning for you.
06:37 If you think, he is scolding me,
06:39 Why should I listen to the scolding?
06:40 There will be no problem of ego.
06:41 You listen to your parents' scolding.
06:43 They also raise you.
06:45 The thing is that the teacher is one step ahead of the parents.
06:48 In my opinion.
06:49 So we are made by eating their scolding.
06:52 I will say this much.
06:54 People often say that Umar Sharif used to slap other artists.
06:59 So I used to say that whoever has been slapped by Umar Sharif,
07:03 He has become a hit.
07:04 Wow.
07:05 And you have?
07:08 He never brings his face close.
07:11 But if our people put celebrities on their fingers and do comedy,
07:18 They feel bad.
07:19 I have noticed.
07:20 This is the problem.
07:21 Look, do you know what it is?
07:23 Everyone knows it's a joke.
07:24 Right.
07:25 When our artists think that this is a joke,
07:27 We have to take the joke in the joke.
07:29 Then that ego will come out of them.
07:31 We used to run a show called 'Save Comedy Night'.
07:34 We didn't pull any artist.
07:36 From Salman Khan,
07:37 From Akshay Kumar,
07:39 From Shahrukh,
07:40 From John Abraham,
07:42 We pulled everyone.
07:43 So the format of the show was to roast.
07:46 Right.
07:47 So if they know that I want to roast,
07:49 Then why should they come?
07:50 Right.
07:51 So they take the show as a show.
07:52 If a show like this is made here,
07:54 If artists come,
07:55 They should think that it's a joke.
07:56 It's made.
07:57 Take this.
07:58 Sit and roast.
07:59 Start with me.
08:00 I don't feel bad.
08:01 I will prove it today.
08:02 No, no.
08:03 You can't feel bad.
08:04 You look like a date seller in Arab.
08:07 No, no.
08:11 I am Mohib.
08:13 I am older than him.
08:15 And we have worked together.
08:17 We did a drama.
08:19 It was very good.
08:20 And Mohib is a very good artist.
08:23 Sir, sir.
08:24 We don't lack any talent in Pakistan.
08:28 We have so much talent.
08:29 Lala said that we don't lack talent.
08:31 Lala, we lack a lot.
08:33 You count the names on your fingers.
08:34 You won't get the 11th name after 10.
08:36 But,
08:37 Shakeel bhai, there is a problem.
08:38 What?
08:39 And the problem is that we are taking time to understand.
08:43 The problem is that
08:44 until you open Instagram and see 2.5, 1.5 million followers,
08:50 until that star is not there,
08:52 now the direction is that your skits will start from there.
08:55 Shoshal will be on media.
08:56 Shoshal.
08:57 Shoshal.
08:58 Are you Shoshal?
08:59 I am.
09:00 But I am going to launch my channel.
09:02 Okay.
09:03 My studio is ready.
09:04 Very good.
09:05 I have made a studio at my house.
09:06 So, I will do podcasts on it.
09:08 I will do skits.
09:09 You have to do this, Lala.
09:10 Yes, I have to do it.
09:12 I am thinking of making a channel, but...
09:16 He is not selling the R.Y.A.
09:18 The problem is that...
09:20 Is the mic okay?
09:21 I have three sons.
09:23 By mistake...
09:24 Yes, it is a mistake.
09:28 Who among you two plays well?
09:34 Tell me the truth.
09:35 (Music)
09:40 Wow.
09:41 Did you see?
09:46 I thought...
09:47 She got drunk and went crazy.
09:49 No, no, 1970...
09:50 No, no, they were enjoying.
09:52 They were getting lazy.
09:53 I have taken out a little 1970 from there.
09:55 I have warmed them up a little.
09:57 Look there.
09:58 There is a serious question.
09:59 Yes.
10:00 Why are Punjab's artists busy and Karachi's are not?
10:02 Look, I...
10:03 Now, we don't have a focus on quantity.
10:06 Okay.
10:07 Now, we have a focus on quality.
10:08 We have been singing on TV for 40 years.
10:10 And...
10:11 If we have worked in neighboring countries,
10:13 we have focused on quality.
10:14 Right.
10:15 If we get good money,
10:16 we would do five rehearsals and do one episode.
10:19 For ten minutes.
10:20 So, what kind of work will come out of it?
10:22 Five days of rehearsal means that...
10:24 Ten laughters in it...
10:25 You become new just like that.
10:26 In rehearsal.
10:27 And according to that,
10:28 there was a payment for the whole rehearsal?
10:30 This is the reason.
10:31 It is all because of the payment.
10:32 Okay.
10:33 The thing is that...
10:34 You are saying that we should make a TV.
10:35 So, why is the rehearsal not happening here?
10:36 No, if such a show is made here...
10:37 Okay.
10:38 The thing is that there will be a compromise in money as well.
10:40 If the work is done well,
10:41 I am present.
10:42 Right.
10:43 The work should be better.
10:44 By the way, according to me,
10:45 you are actors.
10:46 I...
10:47 Yes, yes.
10:48 I call you an actor.
10:49 You should call me an actor.
10:50 I will never call you a comedian.
10:51 Because I don't understand
10:52 calling someone a comedian.
10:53 There is no such term in the world.
10:54 You are right.
10:55 You said that actors.
10:56 This was Mohinbhai's fight as well.
10:58 That we should be called actors.
10:59 And we are actors.
11:00 Yes, we are actors.
11:01 The thing is that...
11:02 I give you a serial on television.
11:04 So, I will give you the role of a 70-year-old man.
11:07 So, you will mimic a 70-year-old man, right?
11:10 Yes, sir.
11:11 If you mimic him,
11:12 then it means that you have become a mimicry artist.
11:14 And if we are not doing it of one person,
11:16 then we are doing it by combining two or three.
11:17 Then we know what we are doing.
11:18 Yes.
11:19 So, that mimicry artist...
11:20 In the neighboring country,
11:21 what is there is that
11:22 you remove the stone,
11:23 from there mimicry artist comes out.
11:24 Yes.
11:25 Artist...
11:26 Okay, there is a man who is doing mimicry.
11:27 He is doing mimicry.
11:28 He is making the sound of Shahrukh Khan.
11:29 There, only men come out of this face.
11:32 Yes.
11:33 I have been to Lalukhet so many times.
11:35 I thought that someone should come and mimic Shahrukh Khan.
11:37 Someone should come and mimic him.
11:39 So, artist should be called...
11:40 His face is like this.
11:42 Comedian should be called actor.
11:44 I agree with you on this.
11:45 And I applaud you.
11:46 According to me,
11:48 you should be called artist, actor.
11:50 He is doing comedy.
11:51 Okay.
11:52 Now, the coming...
11:53 You are talking about new people.
11:55 Who is the humorist?
11:56 Who will make us laugh?
11:57 Okay.
11:58 Are we able to transfer our talent?
12:00 Look, I have been transferred to my son.
12:02 Okay.
12:03 I have also been transferred to my son.
12:04 Okay.
12:05 We have transferred.
12:06 Right.
12:07 Rangila Sahab said a very good thing.
12:09 That, Shafi told Rangila Sahab that
12:12 you are such a good comedian,
12:14 actor, writer, producer, singer, poet.
12:19 You are everything.
12:20 Why is your son not like this?
12:22 So, Rangila Sahab said,
12:23 my mother gave birth to me,
12:25 and his mother gave birth to him.
12:27 Right.
12:28 Yes.
12:29 And this work,
12:30 this work is not to be taught.
12:33 Who will teach?
12:35 If there is something inside you,
12:37 then it will take it out from you.
12:39 You cannot teach.
12:40 You cannot polish it.
12:41 This is not a piece of land.
12:42 This is not welding,
12:43 that you are taught by holding hands.
12:45 This is such a difficult work,
12:46 especially comedy,
12:47 that there are 1000 people sitting in the brain
12:50 and it is easy to laugh from one line.
12:51 It is easy to laugh from one line,
12:53 and the brain is different.
12:54 The two lines are different.
12:55 Always remember,
12:56 in the first line,
12:57 the comedy was different,
12:58 then it was different,
12:59 then it was different.
13:00 Now, there should be a punch on the punch.
13:02 There should be a punch immediately.
13:04 Like this, like that.
13:05 And the mic should be right on the mic.
13:07 Like this.
13:08 He is doing it right.
13:11 This is a joke, a joke.
13:12 This is a joke that I am talking about.
13:14 Are you hearing my voice?
13:16 Yes.
13:17 Okay, then save 10 rupees and come.
13:19 You said you taught your son,
13:23 told him.
13:24 I have not taught him.
13:25 You transferred him.
13:26 It happened by itself.
13:27 It came in the blood.
13:28 But you taught him there too.
13:29 People say I taught him,
13:30 I did not teach him,
13:31 he learned.
13:32 He learned.
13:33 He caught it.
13:34 Yes, learn.
13:35 The first thing is my Pakistani.
13:36 I said learning is not the work.
13:37 You will be talented,
13:38 so you will see.
13:39 Like we saw Amanullah,
13:41 we saw Umar Shalik,
13:42 how they do it.
13:43 They did not put it in their mind.
13:46 Aman Sahib lived in Lahore,
13:48 but I was learning by watching them.
13:50 Shall I tell you something today?
13:52 I was the first Pakistani to win in 2006.
13:56 In that show,
13:58 what do they say,
13:59 Kapil Sharma failed in the audition.
14:02 Then Kapil came in third.
14:04 I was the second winner.
14:06 The first season was Sunil Pal.
14:09 So Allah gave me respect in second,
14:11 Kapil came in third.
14:12 If he had come at that time,
14:13 maybe I would have won,
14:15 then he would have come runner-up or second.
14:17 Why is Lala Show not being made?
14:19 I have just done a channel,
14:21 U Lala Show.
14:23 Wow.
14:24 I will not take the name of the channel,
14:28 I was doing three shows at a time.
14:30 I used to take good money.
14:32 How can we take our viewership to that level?
14:36 We need money.
14:37 The problem is that
14:38 if a person increases the money by 2 lakhs,
14:40 then we look for a 25,000 one.
14:42 How will we get this kind?
14:43 In this kind of acting,
14:46 in which you have to be present with the punchlines,
14:50 how much professional jealousy is there?
14:52 If someone is doing a good job,
14:54 then I try to do it.
14:55 How can I do such a job?
14:56 Where Allah has kept you,
14:58 you should be thankful to Allah,
14:59 Allah will give you more.
15:00 Being jealous means that Allah will give him in return.
15:04 I have never been jealous.
15:06 There must be an artist on whom you will say,
15:08 No, no, no, never.
15:10 It is Allah's grace,
15:11 that's why we have been going on for 40 years,
15:13 otherwise we would have sat at home.
15:15 That's why Allah has given us
15:17 respect, fame, money, everything.
15:21 Day by day, we have progressed.
15:24 In our country,
15:25 I said the word jealous in its own right.
15:27 In our country,
15:28 if a person has fever for 4 days,
15:31 then the family members start doubting him.
15:34 Aunt is coming,
15:35 she is very sick,
15:36 that's why she is lying down.
15:37 She must have been amputated.
15:38 Go and see a doctor,
15:39 you have to doubt him.
15:40 I am such a lively person,
15:42 I just saw a show,
15:44 there was a festival in the art council.
15:46 In that drama,
15:47 a girl did such a good performance,
15:50 I gave her a thousand rupees as a reward from my pocket.
15:54 And for two days,
15:55 you kept searching for her,
15:56 where did she go?
15:57 On my return,
16:00 I asked for a lift.
16:01 I met her,
16:05 Umar Sharif gave me two times,
16:07 a thousand rupees.
16:08 Mohin Bhai gave me a thousand rupees as a reward.
16:10 Mohin Bhai?
16:11 Yes, Mohin Bhai.
16:12 I don't remember,
16:13 but it was a benefit show of Lehri Sahib,
16:14 I gave him a thousand rupees,
16:15 when I said two lines.
16:16 So,
16:17 Umar Bhai,
16:18 once when I met him,
16:20 I told him,
16:21 "Umar Bhai,
16:22 the thousand rupees you gave me,
16:23 I have kept it safe till today.
16:25 So, why didn't you spend it?"
16:26 I said,
16:27 "I don't know,
16:28 you can ask for it back."
16:29 So, I said,
16:32 "I will spend it."
16:33 I said,
16:34 "No, I will take it for everyone."
16:35 As a souvenir?
16:36 Wow, wow.
16:37 I will take it for Shakeel too.
16:38 He has his own.
16:39 He has a set of his own.
16:40 I said,
16:41 "If you do a good job,
16:42 I will give it to you."
16:43 He gave it to the poor.
16:44 Bhai,
16:45 our country has a big name,
16:46 and they always say
16:47 that our country is good.
16:48 But during a conversation,
16:49 they said something
16:50 that got stuck in my mind,
16:51 and I am saying this for the first time,
16:52 and I am saying this to you,
16:53 because I want to know
16:54 your opinion about this.
16:55 They said that
16:56 our country's land
16:57 is not fertile for our work.
16:58 It is very fertile.
16:59 How?
17:00 Either we don't have anything here,
17:01 or we don't have anything here,
17:02 or we don't have anything here,
17:03 or we don't have anything here,
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17:50 or we don't have anything here,
17:52 Oh wow!
17:53 I'll be honest, I'll be honest.
17:56 While Lala is fixing his mic,
17:57 While Lala is fixing his mic,
17:58 we'll take a short break.
17:59 I'll see you after the break.
18:00 I named my Lala,
18:11 I named my Lala,
18:12 because Lala means brother.
18:14 I don't have any tension.
18:16 Lala says, go and be a brother.
18:17 When will Pakistan be good,
18:18 When will Pakistan be good,
18:19 when everyone will sit together.
18:20 and think with a good intention,
18:21 and think with a good intention,
18:22 how to take Pakistan forward.
18:23 how to take Pakistan forward.
18:24 You just look here,
18:25 You just look here,
18:26 the drama films made in neighboring countries,
18:27 the drama films made in neighboring countries,
18:28 the drama films made in neighboring countries,
18:29 the drama films made in neighboring countries,
18:30 there are pictures in that,
18:31 there are pictures in that,
18:32 in the mansion.
18:33 in the mansion.
18:34 Welcome back to The Knock Knock Show.
18:48 Today we are celebrating our legends,
18:50 Shakeel Siddiqui and Rauf Lala.
18:52 We are having a very interesting conversation,
18:54 and a very dangerous question.
18:56 You didn't ask a single dangerous question.
18:58 I don't know which one is dangerous.
19:00 Why does a worm have guava?
19:02 No, you take it,
19:03 you'll get a car.
19:04 Guava,
19:07 once asked a human,
19:09 this question.
19:10 Yes, why do teeth have worms?
19:17 And if all the tension is in our mind,
19:19 then why is there a heart attack?
19:21 I say about heart attack,
19:22 every person is carrying a bomb in his heart,
19:24 don't know when it will explode.
19:26 So we should be afraid,
19:27 and remember Allah.
19:29 The world is infinite.
19:31 He was doing this in the morning.
19:34 Yes, it's going on.
19:37 We have reached that age,
19:40 that morning is Allah's morning.
19:41 Today again it's saved.
19:43 And if love is related to the heart,
19:45 then why does the mental balance go bad?
19:47 In our homes,
19:49 our wives,
19:51 are very simple.
19:53 Consider them as cows of Allah.
19:57 They eat a lot,
19:58 but not a lot.
20:00 But they are cows of Allah.
20:02 But women are women.
20:04 They see,
20:05 they are with a beautiful girl,
20:07 and then they feel.
20:09 But beautiful girls are proposing to you.
20:11 I named my son, Lala,
20:13 because Lala means brother.
20:15 I don't have any tension.
20:17 Lala says, go and be a brother.
20:19 Did any heroine propose to you,
20:21 or did you do it by chance?
20:23 When we went to the neighboring country,
20:25 I liked an artist,
20:27 Ismati Irani.
20:29 I will go to hell.
20:31 I had it printed in the papers.
20:33 Our Ismati pe Rauf Lala Fida.
20:35 In English newspapers,
20:37 I had her pictures.
20:39 I liked her a lot.
20:41 Did you like her?
20:43 Now I don't have a visa.
20:45 Now she is also busy.
20:49 She is a minister in the parliament.
20:51 She is a minister.
20:53 I liked her a lot.
20:55 I salute your honesty.
20:57 You said it so comfortably.
20:59 It is not easy to say.
21:01 I liked your words.
21:03 You told the truth.
21:05 Can I tell you something?
21:07 You should not snatch your mobile in the evening.
21:09 You are a man like this.
21:11 Earlier,
21:13 I swear to God,
21:15 you snatch your mobile in such a way,
21:17 that earlier,
21:19 a dog used to bark when a scooter used to move.
21:21 Now,
21:23 you are running after the dog.
21:25 You should not snatch anything from me.
21:27 These are the circumstances.
21:31 These are the circumstances.
21:33 What happened to our country?
21:35 I always...
21:37 (Applause)
21:39 (Applause)
21:43 (Applause)
21:53 (Singing)
22:03 (Singing)
22:05 (Applause)
22:11 (Singing)
22:13 (Singing)
22:17 (Applause)
22:19 He is my uncle.
22:21 We play with his mouth a lot.
22:23 Do like this.
22:25 (Laughter)
22:27 Just a minute.
22:29 You do like this.
22:31 We make such movies.
22:33 There is a picture in it.
22:35 (Laughter)
22:37 And this is his ATM.
22:39 First of all,
22:41 tell us how did you like our entry
22:43 on Billie Jean's?
22:45 It was very good.
22:47 We are changing the world of theatre.
22:49 Right.
22:51 We are bringing a new drama.
22:53 We will change the world of theatre.
22:55 We are making it more open air
22:57 than the open air of the Arts Council.
22:59 Right.
23:01 We are bringing a new drama.
23:03 So, in that regard,
23:05 we have come to you.
23:07 Please get us actors.
23:09 People like you
23:11 are selling the Manzan.
23:13 (Laughter)
23:15 We have sold it.
23:17 I know you have not sold your shop.
23:19 You have sold the Manzan of your house.
23:21 You want open air.
23:23 You can do it in any field.
23:25 Open air is open.
23:27 You can do it on the roof.
23:29 Listen to me.
23:31 You call your friends here every evening.
23:33 You tell us that this is a great film.
23:35 We understand it.
23:37 We want real people.
23:39 That great
23:41 Shaqir Siddiqui.
23:43 Come here.
23:45 Raoul Lala.
23:47 Come here.
23:49 We want real people.
23:51 Do we look like plastic?
23:53 What do you think?
23:55 Don't mind.
23:57 You are a big man.
23:59 Everyone says that I am also like that.
24:01 We have also said that I am like Shaqir Siddiqui.
24:03 These are not copies.
24:05 These are real.
24:07 Can we whistle?
24:09 (Laughter)
24:11 Check if it is working.
24:13 I tried.
24:15 Don't even try.
24:17 We need to know.
24:19 How?
24:21 Azeem.
24:23 Who brought?
24:25 We brought.
24:27 Did you drive a wagon?
24:29 Who else?
24:31 The real Shaqir Siddiqui.
24:33 You brought him too?
24:35 Yes.
24:37 The real Raoul Lala.
24:39 You brought him too?
24:41 Yes.
24:43 You bring everyone?
24:45 Yes.
24:47 What will have to be done?
24:49 The real Shaqir and Raoul
24:51 are related.
24:53 The drama we are making
24:55 is also about two relatives.
24:57 How is it?
24:59 Now what we do is
25:01 we give them a situation
25:03 and see how they behave.
25:05 Come here.
25:07 Assistant, come there.
25:09 Stand there.
25:11 We become Raoul Lala's son.
25:13 Who took you out of the fridge?
25:15 (Laughter)
25:17 Okay.
25:19 The father was born later,
25:21 the son was born earlier.
25:23 Look at this.
25:25 Okay.
25:27 Take the veil off.
25:29 I am the daughter.
25:31 I am in character.
25:33 He is so shy, his wife will lift his veil.
25:35 Take him like a girl.
25:37 Is she my daughter?
25:39 Yes.
25:41 What kind of daughter have you given?
25:43 She is good, right?
25:45 I will beat him after the show and make medicine for him.
25:47 Father, son.
25:49 (Laughter)
25:51 Father, son.
25:53 (Laughter)
25:55 Wrong.
25:57 Grandfather, son.
25:59 Listen, father, grandfather, son.
26:01 (Laughter)
26:03 I have come to you for your marriage
26:05 which will not make anyone sweat.
26:07 I will try to get you married.
26:09 If God wills.
26:11 Father, I am feeling shy.
26:13 (Laughter)
26:15 I am Mr. Shakeel Ahmed Siddiqui.
26:17 Have you come for marriage?
26:19 No.
26:21 What does your son do other than harassing?
26:23 (Laughter)
26:25 He has a big business.
26:27 Let him do bowling first.
26:29 (Laughter)
26:31 He is doing it on his father's head.
26:33 (Laughter)
26:35 God bless you, father.
26:37 My son pukes when he gets time.
26:39 (Laughter)
26:41 He is doing very cold pukes.
26:43 What does my daughter do?
26:45 Is she your daughter?
26:47 Yes.
26:49 I understood what she does.
26:51 (Laughter)
26:53 What does she do?
26:55 She makes the whole neighborhood look.
26:57 (Laughter)
26:59 She was making us look yesterday.
27:01 She gives us any mobile number.
27:03 She distributes it after Friday prayers.
27:05 (Laughter)
27:07 Father, does she have a 0900 number?
27:09 No, son.
27:11 She is a very nice girl.
27:13 She will make you rich.
27:15 You will have a mobile in your room.
27:17 (Laughter)
27:19 God bless you.
27:21 Your son will give you money for lentils.
27:23 She will make chicken for you.
27:25 (Laughter)
27:27 She is a very simple girl.
27:29 Tell us about yourself.
27:31 What else do you do?
27:33 I will take her hand in marriage.
27:35 If I don't, she will elope with me.
27:37 (Laughter)
27:39 She eloped once.
27:41 (Laughter)
27:43 She eloped 6-7 times in a row.
27:45 She is in a marathon.
27:47 There is nothing wrong in this.
27:49 Your family is prospering.
27:51 (Laughter)
27:53 What else does she do?
27:55 She sells steel pots.
27:57 (Laughter)
27:59 God bless you.
28:01 She is very nice.
28:03 She opens the poles of people.
28:05 She makes a lot of accusations.
28:07 She is very nice.
28:09 She is very nice.
28:11 She is my daughter.
28:13 She will marry you.
28:15 God forbid.
28:17 My son left before me.
28:19 I objected.
28:21 How will this marriage happen?
28:23 How is the girl?
28:25 She is a little nice.
28:27 (Laughter)
28:29 She will come home in a week.
28:31 Take her home.
28:33 Nephew, what are you saying?
28:35 Take her to Odisha.
28:37 What do you mean by Odisha?
28:39 How do you like my son?
28:41 You will get your father's love.
28:43 Will my son ask you if the food is ready?
28:45 (Laughter)
28:47 Say something.
28:49 What should I say?
28:51 Say anything.
28:53 He will say anything.
28:55 (Laughter)
28:57 I am sending you to the palanquin.
28:59 Listen to my advice.
29:01 I am sending you to the palanquin.
29:03 I have to take out the funeral of my son.
29:05 (Laughter)
29:07 This was the advice of a father.
29:09 He has two or three sisters left.
29:11 (Music)
29:13 (Music)
29:15 Music.
29:17 My son.
29:19 God has given you a daughter.
29:21 Yes.
29:23 You have got her marriage.
29:25 God's will.
29:27 I don't know if it will happen or not.
29:29 I have two things.
29:31 I will marry my father.
29:33 You will get married.
29:35 People will ask you what happened after a year.
29:37 You will say it's just a year.
29:39 (Laughter)
29:41 He has already become a father.
29:43 Let's put him in the fourth gear.
29:45 (Laughter)
29:47 He is automatic.
29:49 (Laughter)
29:51 Leave the cart.
29:53 (Laughter)
29:55 Now the mike is fixed.
29:57 Dad fixes the mike very well.
29:59 Tell me what you have to say.
30:01 I am saying.
30:03 How do you like me?
30:05 I like you very much.
30:07 He is talking about himself.
30:09 Not me.
30:11 He is praising me.
30:13 If I see your face, I will praise you.
30:15 You are wearing a sweater.
30:17 (Laughter)
30:19 That's it.
30:21 That's it.
30:23 You have got the direction in your ears.
30:25 I know how to talk.
30:27 Go son.
30:29 I am saying.
30:31 As much as.
30:33 As much as.
30:35 He is saying as much as.
30:37 As much as.
30:39 You have insulted me with your technique.
30:43 No son.
30:45 I have given you what you deserve.
30:47 That's it.
30:49 You say your thing.
30:51 He is saying that you have got what you deserve.
30:53 He has given you what you deserve.
30:55 He has given me what I deserve.
30:57 You are so nice.
30:59 Tell me when will Allah be nice.
31:01 I am remembering a poem.
31:03 Should I recite?
31:05 Yes.
31:07 I will also hug my daughter.
31:09 (Laughter)
31:11 He has put a cigarette in the cigarette pack.
31:15 I have recited a poem.
31:17 Yes.
31:19 The world was looking at you.
31:21 There was no place for your happiness.
31:23 The world was looking at you.
31:25 There was no place for your happiness.
31:27 When you looked down.
31:29 There was no pyjama in your legs.
31:31 Wow.
31:33 Now I believe that he is real.
31:35 That's it.
31:37 Only the real people can say this.
31:39 Get lost.
31:41 This is the real Raoul Lala.
31:43 This is the real Shakeel Siddiqui.
31:45 Our life is Pakistan's identity.
31:47 Give our music.
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31:51 (Music)
31:53 (Music)
31:55 (Music)
31:57 (Music)
31:59 (Music)
32:01 (Music)
32:03 We are new kids.
32:05 Give them a big hand.
32:07 (Applause)
32:09 Let's change the place.
32:11 Let's sit there.
32:13 Will you bring tea?
32:15 (Applause)
32:17 (Music)
32:19 (Music)
32:21 Now how do we choose the Prime Minister?
32:23 What will happen?
32:25 What do you think?
32:27 Forget about the Prime Minister.
32:29 Think about Pakistan first.
32:31 When Pakistan will be good.
32:33 When everyone will sit together.
32:35 And think with good intentions.
32:37 How to take Pakistan forward.
32:39 I said something.
32:41 I will say it again.
32:43 Someone said that Pakistan has progressed.
32:45 I said yes.
32:47 We will be in Dubai in 30 minutes.
32:49 We will be in Dubai in 45 minutes.
32:51 We will be in the airport in 2.5 hours.
32:53 The purpose of progress is that
32:55 the poor are happy.
32:57 That is progress.
32:59 The poor get three meals a day.
33:01 Now people are at one time.
33:03 Now they are afraid.
33:05 Education and training.
33:07 What is the difference and importance of both?
33:09 Both are very important.
33:11 You give training to the children.
33:13 You give education to the children.
33:15 You give them good hopes.
33:17 You keep them in a good position.
33:19 That they will do something.
33:21 This is the reality.
33:23 In the future, we are thinking
33:25 what will happen?
33:27 If we leave the world tomorrow.
33:29 What will our children do?
33:31 It is a difficult time.
33:33 Do you know that a song is sung in Karachi?
33:35 Karachi city.
33:37 I am everyone's, I have no one.
33:39 No one cried for me.
33:41 The thing is that this city belongs to everyone.
33:43 But there is no one from this city.
33:45 The thing is that your training and education.
33:47 Training is a very big thing.
33:49 Society makes you good or bad.
33:51 An educated person
33:53 sits in a bad society and becomes ignorant.
33:55 And an illiterate person
33:57 sits in a good society and becomes educated.
33:59 Is there anything that is still hurting you?
34:01 It hurts to see the situation of the country.
34:03 I don't have any pain.
34:05 Personally.
34:07 I am doing good.
34:09 But it hurts to see the situation of the country.
34:11 What will our future generations get?
34:13 And what will their future generations get?
34:15 We have survived.
34:17 Lala, tell me one thing.
34:19 You said that we got beaten up.
34:21 We got slapped.
34:23 We became better artists.
34:25 Is there anything left in your heart
34:27 that you couldn't say?
34:29 Is there any reason?
34:31 Do you think you didn't get any rewards?
34:33 Is there anything that you should have got?
34:35 Are you satisfied with the position?
34:37 In 1989, my father was hit on Bakra Kisto.
34:39 We became famous all over the world.
34:41 It was the drama of Umar Bhai.
34:43 In 2006, I became a winner
34:45 in a neighboring country.
34:47 I gained fame again.
34:49 Then, for the third time,
34:51 Allah gave me a chance to do an ARY show.
34:53 I did a show.
34:55 Then we became famous.
34:57 So, I don't have any reason to say anything.
34:59 Allah gave me a lot of respect.
35:01 He gave me everything.
35:03 I am thankful in every situation.
35:05 My car was stolen.
35:07 I was with my wife.
35:09 I said, "Thank God."
35:11 My wife said, "You are thankful."
35:13 I said, "Why?"
35:15 She said, "Maybe my son was driving."
35:17 She could have been harmed.
35:19 Rauf Lala, Shakeel Siddiqui.
35:21 I love you all.
35:23 I love you.
35:25 I will give you a kiss.
35:27 You have worked so hard.
35:29 Every day, every night, every moment
35:31 that you have given to this work.
35:33 I celebrate you.
35:35 You have worked so hard.
35:37 You have been with us till now.
35:39 You have made your name known all over the world.
35:41 Thank you so much.
35:43 May Allah give you a lot of success.
35:45 Knock, knock.
35:47 And come inside.
35:49 The person we will talk about today
35:51 is our favorite person.
35:53 The king of comedy,
35:55 Umar Sharif.
35:57 Born in 1955
35:59 in Liaquatabad, Karachi.
36:01 He was 14 years old.
36:03 He had talent in acting and theater.
36:05 But his name was Umar Zarif.
36:07 He started working under the name Umar Zarif
36:09 in the love of Munawwar Zarif.
36:11 What else was there?
36:13 The work kept on going.
36:15 The work kept on growing.
36:17 And then came the time of the 80s
36:19 when there was a mention of comedy in the world
36:21 and not Umar Sharif.
36:23 It was not possible.
36:25 The old man was at home.
36:27 The dramas kept on crossing the borders
36:29 and spread all over the world.
36:31 He directed, produced, and wrote films.
36:35 The government of Pakistan
36:37 gave him many awards.
36:39 And then unfortunately,
36:41 our shining star
36:43 passed away in 2021.
36:45 But even today,
36:47 we still see a smile on our faces
36:49 because of his work.
36:51 And brother Shakeel said a beautiful thing about him.
36:53 I had told him that
36:55 we all speak written.
36:57 But when brother Umar spoke,
36:59 people wrote.
37:01 Umar Sharif lives in our hearts.
37:05 Ladies and gentlemen, good night.
37:07 Allah Hafiz.
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