Goga Pasroori Ki Salami Par Saleem Albela Ki Nazar, Maidan e Jung Ban Gaya Shaadi Wala Ghar
Goga Pasroori Ki Salami Par Saleem Albela Ki Nazar, Maidan e Jung Ban Gaya Shaadi Wala Ghar
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00:00 "Hoshi aaniya, hoshi aaniya, hoshi aaniya, hoshi aaniya."
00:08 Welcome back, viewers.
00:09 We have a guest with us during the break.
00:12 He has brought his son along, who is a groom.
00:15 So let's talk to him about why he is here.
00:18 Hello, Mr. Haroon. How are you?
00:20 - Hello. - I'm fine.
00:22 I have a son.
00:24 - I'm fine. - It's a miracle.
00:26 Miracle?
00:28 You are the one who is getting married. I have brought my son.
00:30 You should have brought him when he was born.
00:33 Now he is an old man.
00:35 He is the one who is suffering like I brought him up.
00:37 How?
00:38 What does a mother and father do?
00:39 They raise their children, educate them,
00:43 and then get them married.
00:44 - Yes. - They don't even greet their son on his wedding day.
00:46 - How is that fair? - So this is the fight.
00:49 - Yes. - The more you greet him,
00:52 the more he feels like he is a mad man.
00:56 Tell me, who is the father and who is the son?
00:58 Don't you know how to dance?
01:00 I told you to cook deer meat.
01:08 That was my demand.
01:09 You cooked deer meat on your wedding day?
01:11 I was so angry that I kept saying deer.
01:15 Uncle, if I take his face,
01:17 I should cook a real deer meat.
01:20 - Uncle.. - Hold on.
01:21 Let's see who is talking.
01:25 What happened to your other hand after wearing the necklace?
01:28 I got the necklace. Trust me.
01:29 I spent so much money.
01:31 He wore a necklace worth Rs. 60.
01:32 Look, I got the necklace.
01:34 I spent a lot of money. Congratulations.
01:37 How much money did you save?
01:40 I don't know. I haven't paid him for months.
01:42 Show me the money.
01:43 - You have saved Rs. 20. - What money?
01:46 Everyone says that I have given Rs. 900.
01:49 By the way, the money is for the groom.
01:53 He has to start a new life.
01:55 Sir, the groom has to spend his entire life.
01:58 I can spend my entire life for Rs. 19,000.
02:01 How many people have given you Rs. 19,000?
02:05 750.
02:06 How many people have given you Rs. 750?
02:08 Give me Rs. 10.
02:10 He is so happy.
02:13 Someone has to go on an expensive honeymoon with this money.
02:18 He won't go on a honeymoon.
02:19 He will go to his uncle's grave and sell it.
02:22 That's a good thing. He will go and pray for his uncle.
02:25 No, I will take my wife to Hunza.
02:28 Why did you bury your uncle in Hunza?
02:29 Uncle..
02:31 Sir, you are making me feel bad.
02:35 He..
02:36 He didn't even give me a wedding gift.
02:38 I spent Rs. 20,000 on his wedding.
02:42 - Is it? - All the women put it on his face.
02:44 I agree. I didn't want to walk on wet ground.
02:47 So, I put it on my face.
02:48 Don't spend so much.
02:51 Instead of custard, make sweet drink.
02:53 Why did you bring it?
02:54 You made sweet drink on his wedding?
02:56 - Sweet drink? - I am not at his wedding.
02:59 The one who has spent money on the wedding
03:01 should be saluted.
03:03 - Yes, that's what I.. - I am with you.
03:05 You should be saluted.
03:06 He is a dacoit.
03:08 He is a fake dacoit.
03:10 He is a real dacoit.
03:11 Does he earn or not?
03:14 He has to earn.
03:15 He has to get me married and then I will work.
03:17 Oh, God! You have been more cruel than him.
03:19 Parents who can't raise their children properly
03:22 or earn money when they grow up
03:24 and they are useless
03:26 they get only one solution.
03:27 - Marriage. - Get him married.
03:28 Spoil someone's daughter's life.
03:30 That will be fine.
03:31 Ask my father.
03:32 I don't earn Rs. 15,000 a month.
03:35 I don't give Rs. 15,000 more.
03:37 I will not live in the house.
03:39 Uncle, listen to me.
03:41 Tell me how much did you spend on the wedding?
03:44 Why should I tell you? You are a barber's daughter.
03:49 He is so smart. He told me to come
03:51 and play the drum at my son's wedding.
03:53 I said, okay. What is the budget?
03:54 He said, it's okay but we should get a lot of exposure.
03:58 What exposure?
04:00 The prince is getting married. We should get exposure.
04:03 Sir, the national geographic was live.
04:07 I remember I have seen him on Nat Geo.
04:10 - What? - Sir.
04:11 An American was holding his mouth
04:13 and he was saying, 'Yes, he is a dacoit.'
04:17 'Look, he is so big.'
04:19 'What if he comes to us?'
04:22 'He always stays in a dirty place.'
04:24 'And he is so dirty.'
04:27 Look, don't speak in English.
04:29 - You are the one who is with him. - What?
04:33 - Give me a ride. - What ride?
04:35 - Believe me, girls are not allowed there. - Yes.
04:38 They have to wear a veil.
04:39 - How much did they pay? - How much?
04:41 I paid.
04:42 - Two guests came. - Yes.
04:44 They didn't pay them.
04:45 They were given 60 rupees and they drank it.
04:48 It is your own fault.
04:50 You should have made your son stand on his feet
04:53 and then got him married.
04:54 He was abusing me.
04:57 Uncle, your son didn't look good on the day of marriage.
05:04 I had a loan.
05:06 Actually, I married him in anger.
05:10 You were very cruel.
05:12 - No. - You lied and got him married.
05:14 He always answers back.
05:16 He always says that he has an answer.
05:19 And if he has an answer, he will give it to us.
05:22 - I have oil. - Yes.
05:25 I used oil for Rs. 30,000.
05:27 You were going to get him married?
05:28 I didn't get him married. I was going to get married.
05:31 I was going to get married.
05:32 I told him to get me married. He said, 'I will get you married.'
05:36 Uncle, I spent Rs. 30,000.
05:40 I used to get oil and smoke.
05:42 I used to look so bright.
05:44 This is not just his problem.
05:46 It is seen at many marriages that there is a fight.
05:49 They greet each other.
05:50 If the child is not giving, they sit face to face.
05:53 The family talks.
05:55 Look, the old lady has changed.
05:57 I told him that Maroon colour
06:00 was not suitable for him.
06:03 I told him that the one who gave him colour
06:06 was better than him.
06:07 Uncle, you are a bad person.
06:09 This is colour.
06:11 I think it is stuck on your body.
06:13 This is the colour.
06:14 If someone else had given it, it would have been stuck.
06:16 I gave him Rs. 20,000.
06:19 Trust me. - Why?
06:20 He slapped me.
06:21 Oh! - You were late.
06:22 No.
06:23 He said, 'Why did you do this?'
06:25 Where is the newly wed bride?
06:28 Why didn't you bring the bride?
06:29 He knows. - She is at home.
06:31 She didn't break it.
06:33 Okay.
06:34 He is feeling shy.
06:35 Yes. - He will die.
06:36 The girl.. - Yes.
06:39 She is from the family.
06:41 We don't do this outside the family.
06:42 We don't get anything.
06:44 He insulted me.
06:47 That is your duty.
06:48 Rs. 5,000..
06:49 What? - What? Why?
06:51 I gave Rs. 5,000 to the groom's family.
06:54 You called the bride's family?
06:55 The bride's family. - Wow!
06:56 The groom was a prince.
06:58 I gave Rs. 5,000 to the bride's family.
07:01 Okay.
07:02 They came with new clothes.
07:03 Yes. - When they saw him..
07:05 Yes. - They said, 'Listen to me.'
07:06 Yes. - 'Tell him that we are doing this for him.'
07:08 'But he shouldn't do it.'
07:10 'The groom is killing me.'
07:12 Why? - 'Believe me, the groom has given us this condition.'
07:15 What? - 'He shouldn't be with the groom.'
07:17 Who?
07:18 It is so wrong.
07:22 He is newly married.
07:23 Let him stay with his bride.
07:25 You brought him here.
07:26 What will his grandson do?
07:27 He is married.
07:28 The husband and wife are happy.
07:29 We are in a dilemma.
07:30 Why outside?
07:31 I sleep outside.
07:32 Look, it is the duty of the child.
07:36 Yes. - If the father asks for it..
07:38 Salami is for the father.
07:39 What is salami?
07:41 We were taught that if the father asks for his life
07:43 you should give it. - The parlour owner..
07:44 I will give salami to the one who asks for it.
07:46 I took the parlour owner.
07:47 To whom?
07:48 Not the parlour owner, the beauty parlour owner.
07:50 Yes. - I took him.
07:51 When he saw him, he said, 'Shut down the shop.'
07:53 The parlour owner didn't get him ready.
07:56 I interrogated him.
07:57 But he said, 'Uncle, we had a condition.'
07:59 What was that? - 'He shouldn't be told.'
08:00 'We should put him inside.' - Yes.
08:02 'And take him outside.'
08:03 'Uncle, shut down the shop.'
08:05 (Laughs)
08:06 (Laughs)
08:07 (Applause)
08:10 Viewers, there is a small break.
08:11 Don't go anywhere. We will meet after the break.
08:13 Nirvel Singh has commented.
08:15 He says, 'Ms. Mirza, the suit you wear'
08:18 'when my wife watches your every episode'
08:20 'and she finds me in a problem'
08:22 'then get me a suit like Ms. Mirza.'
08:24 'Hey, you, go to the market and buy a suit.'
08:27 (Laughs)
08:28 (Laughs)
08:29 (Applause)