SKAM Season 2 Episode 0 Bloopers - (English Sub)
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00:00 - Come on! - Don't be stupid.
00:02 - But Julia... - Yes?
00:04 - Please, mom.
00:06 - You said to Jukka!
00:08 - Yes, but I said no!
00:10 - Okay, I'm sorry.
00:12 - Please!
00:14 - Okay, that was a bit of a focus...
00:18 - What the hell?
00:22 - I've lost all my stuff.
00:26 - My phone and keys and everything.
00:28 - My phone and keys and everything.
00:30 - My phone and keys and everything.
00:32 - My phone and keys and everything.
00:34 - My phone and keys and everything.
00:36 - My phone and keys and everything.
00:38 - My phone and keys and everything.
00:40 - My phone and keys and everything.
00:42 - Hello!
00:50 - Most...
00:52 - Super.
00:54 - Okay, yes.
00:56 - Today, I'm so nervous.
00:58 - Look at me, I'm starting to get nervous.
01:00 - Okay, Astrid is coming.
01:04 - What time is she coming?
01:06 - Around 12 o'clock.
01:08 - Around 12 o'clock.
01:10 - And both Thomas, Marlon, Per, I don't know,
01:14 - He hasn't said it explicitly, but at least Herman,
01:18 - All the boys in the family,
01:20 - Is in love with Astrid.
01:22 - And she's coming today,
01:24 - Without us knowing.
01:26 - So we're going to film their reaction when she arrives,
01:30 - Because I really have to be like,
01:32 - "Could you please hook us up with Astrid?"
01:35 - "And what are the possibilities of meeting her?"
01:38 - So we're just going to send them in,
01:42 - Without them knowing,
01:44 - And then film their reaction.
01:46 - Excuse me, Nora is already there,
01:48 - So I have to go up and check.
01:50 - Nora wants to go home.
01:52 - Nora, William is here.
01:54 - If William arrives on time.
01:56 - I sent a message at 7.
02:00 - If Thomas arrives on time,
02:02 - William will arrive on time.
02:04 - Okay, Thomas then?
02:06 - He sent me a message at,
02:08 - Or he sent a message first,
02:10 - He replied at 7,
02:12 - Because I was just about to wake up.
02:14 - And then you just write,
02:16 - "Ola, balla, bing bong."
02:18 - Or something like that.
02:21 - We shot that scene yesterday,
02:24 - With Nora and William in bed.
02:27 - The first scene, the last episode.
02:30 - And Thomas is sleeping.
02:33 - That's the biggest problem in the whole movie,
02:36 - They're supposed to be sleeping,
02:38 - But he's sleeping in every shot.
02:48 - Okay, beautiful.
02:50 - Okay, and then we put this in the middle,
02:53 - And now you're going to close your eyes,
02:55 - And close your eyes completely.
02:57 - Good.
03:03 - And then Thomas, you lie down,
03:06 - And then we'll just put this down here.
03:10 - And then a little further down.
03:12 - Why are you laughing?
03:14 - Because he's sleeping.
03:16 - No, you're not sleeping, you're working.
03:19 - You're just waiting for Thomas to get up.
03:22 - The worst thing about this is that I'm going to be here,
03:25 - And he's going to wake up, and I'm going to sleep.
03:28 - Thomas!
03:29 - Yes, I'm coming.
03:30 - Okay, lie down even further down.
03:32 - And then try to have your arm like this.
03:43 - Like this.
03:46 - Good, and then you just lie down,
03:49 - And look at each other, just a little closer.
03:52 - Mirror, you have to move a little closer to the mirror.
03:56 - And then you both lie on your stomach.
03:58 - Thomas, you have to wake up now, because we're going to practice the script.
04:01 - How are you, Ederup?
04:12 - I'm good.
04:14 - I'm also hungry.
04:16 - I'm hungry too.
04:18 - I'm looking for more weight.
04:20 - I'm getting more weight than you people.
04:22 - Baba baby!
04:25 - Skrrt!
04:26 - This is TYHace.
04:29 - I'm right here,
04:32 - Somewhere in Oslo,
04:35 - Chilling,
04:37 - Playing in the sex scene.
04:39 - What's up?
04:42 - What's up?
04:44 - Tygis. I need Tygis.
04:49 - There's Tygis on set.
04:51 - I'm going to climb.
04:53 - But is there any Tygis?
04:59 - Jesus Christ, what am I doing now?
05:05 - Can we get a boat over there?
05:07 - Are you ready?
05:09 - Okay, let's do it one more time.
05:15 - You're so good at this!
05:25 - No!
05:27 - Oh!
05:29 - Okay, are you ready?
05:39 - I'm not going to do this anymore.
05:47 - Yes, yes, yes, you can.
05:49 - Oh, there you go.
05:55 - But then we'll see now.
05:57 - Oh my God.
05:59 - You have to find a natural entrance to the set.
06:02 - No, I can't.
06:04 - Come on now.
06:24 - Now I'm going to get Herman.
06:26 - He's gone mad.
06:32 - No.
06:35 - Okay.
06:40 - I don't know where he is.
06:51 - I'm going to be in the dark.
06:54 - You'll be on stage in a minute.
06:56 - Bye!
06:57 - Bye, Herman!
06:59 - Cut!
07:06 - Cut!
07:07 - Good job.
07:09 - Can't help it, girl, can't help it.
07:12 - Oh, babe!
07:13 - Can't help it, girl, can't help it.
07:15 - Oh, babe!
07:16 - Can't help it, girl, can't help it.
07:18 - Oh, babe!
07:19 - Can't help it.
07:21 - You're not going to be on Do-We-Stah?
07:23 - What's that?
07:24 - Is that a problem? I didn't...
07:26 - I told you I had dementia.
07:28 - Maybe there's a reason why I don't want to be on Do-We-Stah.
07:38 - Sorry.
07:39 - You know, it's illegal.
07:43 - It's prostitution.
07:45 - Prostitution.
07:50 - Are you...
07:52 - I'll get on the bus, okay?
07:54 - Are you desperate, Lisa?
07:57 - I'm a little...
07:59 - I'm a little...
08:00 - I'm a little...
08:01 - First time, glare at your eyes
08:06 - Boy, you look right for me
08:09 - Yeah!
08:10 - Okay.
08:14 - But just say that if I look really weird, I don't care.
08:19 - If you look weird, you look really nice.
08:21 - Yeah, okay.
08:23 - Haha!
08:24 - Sorry.
08:38 - I wonder if you should be a little happier to see Nora, even though you're sister.
08:47 - Yeah.
08:48 - You're a little...
08:49 - She doesn't have any truffles, so it's not natural to hug her.
08:52 - Yeah, maybe.
08:53 - Hi!
08:55 - Okay, I don't know what you're talking about.
08:58 - Haha!
08:59 - There's no problem here.
09:02 - You're going to look so nice in this.
09:05 - Sitting in without a shirt on.
09:10 - Hi.
09:14 - Our shy friend.
09:19 - Our friend who's going to be a statistic.
09:22 - No!
09:27 - No?
09:28 - Hello!
09:29 - Okay, then you have to be on camera.
09:31 - But I don't know who I am.
09:33 - Hello, Sam!
09:35 - Sam!
09:36 - Okay, and you are yellow.
09:39 - It's Dolce & Gabbana.
09:41 - Hi!
09:42 - Hi!
09:43 - Oh my god!
09:44 - Hi!
09:45 - Hi!
09:46 - Hi!
09:47 - Did you do it?
09:54 - I'm so happy!
09:55 - It's cool to be on camera, but it's also nice to be on camera.
09:58 - Yeah, it went really well.
10:00 - It's a feeling of being on camera.
10:03 - We're up on the terrace.
10:07 - Oh yes.
10:08 - Are we?
10:09 - Yes.
10:10 - Oh, hi!
10:13 - I didn't see you there.
10:15 - Hello, my name is Marlon, and welcome to my crib.
10:19 - Here we have all my guests.
10:27 - Come on, take a look.
10:36 - Here you can see we're making a rest to a great big party.
10:40 - All the drinks you can have, of course without alcohol,
10:43 because...
10:45 - Yeah.
10:46 - Just because.
10:47 - These are all the girls and the DJ we have right here.
10:52 - This is my cousin Franco, he's from Italy.
11:03 - Franco!
11:04 - Hola!
11:05 - Welcome down, take a look downstairs.
11:10 - Take a look downstairs.
11:13 - This is my mom from here, I just bought this sweater for her.
11:17 - This is all the food we have, just in case we're having a big party, which we are.
11:23 - This is my crib.
11:26 - Hi.
11:41 - We're going to have a party in the same room as the other one.
11:44 - Marta, you're going to the other room?
11:47 - Okay, just come down the stairs, and I'll give you the address.
11:51 - If we have anything in the background there, can we have something in the background there?
11:56 - I just remember you guys talking a lot.
12:01 - We were talking loud, and then we were going to be quiet.
12:03 - Oh, it's supposed to be a dialogue, you know?
12:05 - We're going to be quiet.
12:07 - And out the door, on the right side, when you come out, there's a guy standing there on the 4th floor.
12:20 - They're going over there, just hold on.
12:23 - Are you sure?
12:24 - Yes.
12:25 - Okay.
12:26 - Okay? Then we'll be in the picture, and it'll be very, very, very fun.
12:29 - Okay.
12:31 - Okay, so you guys are standing there talking to each other.
12:34 - It feels a bit strange.
12:36 - We've never had a conversation with these four before.
12:39 - Yes, it feels right.
12:41 - Should we...
12:45 - Should we have some girls come over and talk to you?
12:49 - Yes.
12:51 - Together, what was it we were going to have in the TV show yesterday?
12:56 - We have a girl's radio show, do you want to listen to it?
12:59 - Yes, yes, okay.
13:01 - Okay.
13:03 - What's going on?
13:05 - What's going on?
13:07 - It's a party.
13:09 - It's a party.
13:30 - I was just like, "I'm stressed", and she was like, "I'm stressed", and I was like...
13:35 - And then I turned around and said, "I'm stressed, I'm stressed", and then I was like...
13:39 - I had a big belly, like...
13:42 - I couldn't stop smiling, you know.
13:48 - Now you know.
13:51 - Do you have a neighbor here?
13:53 - I have to say hello to you guys.
13:57 - Yes.
13:58 - It's the best thing in the world.
13:59 - Fuck that, I don't fuck that.
14:01 - It's fucked up.
14:07 - I'm so happy.
14:09 - Are you still going to be on TV?
14:32 - No, that was a joke.
14:34 - Oh, you can?
14:36 - Oh no!
14:38 - That was a joke?
14:40 - Fuck.
14:42 - Now I'm going to turn on the music again, and then you can go around and film, okay?
14:47 - Yes.
14:49 - You're so cool, Thomas.
14:53 - Okay, good.
14:56 - As you turn on the music, Thomas.
14:58 - Yes.
14:59 - You're on the phone.
15:01 - It's a move.
15:03 - It's a move.
15:06 - It's a move.
15:09 - It's a move.
15:11 - It's a move.
15:13 ♪ Listen to me now, I'm last in twenty rounds ♪
15:15 ♪ And if you want me ♪
15:16 ♪ I want it ♪
15:17 ♪ Then come on get me now ♪
15:18 ♪ 'Cause you're with me now ♪
15:20 ♪ They're biggie, biggie rounds ♪
15:21 ♪ I know you dig the way I ♪
15:23 ♪ Switch my style ♪
15:24 ♪ Holla ♪
15:25 ♪ Holla ♪
15:26 ♪ People sing around ♪
15:27 ♪ Now people gather 'round ♪
15:29 ♪ Now people jump around ♪
15:30 ♪ Get your freak on, get your freak on ♪
15:33 ♪ Get your freak on, get your freak on ♪
15:36 ♪ Get your freak on, get your freak on ♪
15:39 ♪ Get your, get your, get your freak on ♪
15:42 ♪ Get your freak on, get your freak on ♪
15:45 ♪ Get your freak on, get your freak on ♪
15:48 ♪ Get your freak on, get your freak on ♪
15:51 ♪ Get your, get your, get your freak on ♪
15:54 ♪ That's so cheap ♪
15:56 ♪ People you know ♪
15:57 ♪ Million to my name and I can't you see ♪
15:59 ♪ I'm on the road ♪
16:00 ♪ What the hell do you know ♪
16:02 ♪ Now what you do to me ♪
16:03 (speaking in foreign language)
16:07 (speaking in foreign language)
16:11 (upbeat music)
16:32 (speaking in foreign language)
16:36 (upbeat music)
16:38 (upbeat music)