Her second solo theatre program. | dG1fcE9UMW50ZlpKOWc
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00:00 I'll just take everything out.
00:02 Let's see...
00:04 Yeah, I'll be right back.
00:06 Let's see what I have.
00:10 My new shoes.
00:12 I'll put them on in a minute.
00:14 My show jerseys.
00:16 I have three show jerseys, I can choose from.
00:18 This one.
00:25 We don't need knee pads.
00:29 No.
00:31 Let's see...
00:33 This one.
00:35 Oh yeah, my boa is nice.
00:37 I'll put it on in a minute.
00:39 My corsage.
00:41 That's nice too.
00:43 I had to open something, so I had to bring my own ribbon.
00:45 That's ridiculous.
00:47 Let's see...
00:49 I have two show jerseys,
00:51 but I started my show,
00:53 or my tour,
00:55 with a piece of...
00:57 I think 22 or 23 show jerseys.
00:59 But I lost them all.
01:01 Last week I had 12,
01:03 but I lost 10 in one go.
01:05 To a group of
01:07 those edge boys.
01:09 Or edge group boys.
01:11 You know.
01:13 I got off the train,
01:15 and I saw all those show jerseys.
01:17 Some guys came up to me and asked if I could show them.
01:19 I said, sure, thanks.
01:21 So we were all in a line.
01:23 I said, let's go.
01:25 I had to bring my own.
01:27 Yeah.
01:29 I can't get out of this.
01:31 I was angry,
01:35 but I understood.
01:37 I mean,
01:39 those are those guys.
01:41 Those edge boys.
01:43 We never had a chance, and we never will.
01:45 So if you get a chance to bring your own,
01:47 I think it's a good idea.
01:49 Yeah.
01:53 I don't like those edge boys.
01:55 But I often think
01:57 that I don't like those rich boys either.
01:59 I mean, those rich boys.
02:01 They give you a suitcase and say,
02:03 "Look for me tonight."
02:05 I was called up by
02:07 an edge boy.
02:09 He said, "Brigitte,
02:11 are you going to sail with me?"
02:13 I said, "Yeah, I've never sailed before."
02:15 He had a sailboat from his father.
02:17 A boy with a windbreaker.
02:19 He doesn't say anything,
02:21 but he's a boy.
02:23 So we, with the boat,
02:25 with the windbreaker,
02:27 we went through all kinds of ditches
02:29 and ended up on open water.
02:31 He took off the windbreaker,
02:33 and we didn't get it on all day.
02:35 Then we started to sail.
02:37 But then it turned out
02:39 that he couldn't sail very well either.
02:41 We started to paddle
02:43 slowly and sluggishly
02:45 towards Rizzo.
02:47 While you saw all those other sailboats
02:49 sailing in the opposite direction.
02:51 You never know if they're going
02:53 in the direction they want to go.
02:55 But we were going
02:57 a bit sluggishly
02:59 towards Rizzo.
03:01 At some point we were
03:03 in Rizzo,
03:05 on low waves.
03:07 You try to paddle all the time,
03:09 but you get blown over by a windbreaker.
03:11 At some point we were
03:13 stuck between the roots of Rizzo.
03:15 We were sitting
03:17 on a little shelf in the reed.
03:19 It's a joke.
03:21 A word joke.
03:23 I make word jokes as a cabaret singer.
03:25 We were stuck
03:27 in the reed.
03:29 We couldn't get out.
03:31 We were chatting.
03:33 But then it turned out
03:35 that we didn't know each other very well.
03:37 After 15 minutes
03:39 we had already discussed all the topics.
03:41 We were looking at each other
03:43 with a smile.
03:45 We didn't know what to say about the weather.
03:47 But it was beautiful.
03:49 It was an awkward situation.
03:51 It was quiet for a few minutes.
03:53 Then he said,
03:55 "Brigitte, shall we play a game?"
03:57 I said,
03:59 "OK,
04:01 what game do you mean?"
04:03 He said,
04:05 "Well,
04:07 for example,
04:09 that you or I
04:11 or that we
04:13 or that we
04:15 call a water bird
04:17 that comes by."
04:19 I said, "OK,
04:21 that's good."
04:23 Then a duck came by.
04:25 I said, "There goes the duck."
04:27 He said, "That's the duck."
04:29 Then a fowl came by.
04:31 He said, "There goes the fowl."
04:33 I said, "That's the fowl."
04:35 Then a swan came by.
04:37 I said, "There goes the swan."
04:39 He said, "That's the swan."
04:41 Then a cow came by.
04:43 He said, "There goes the cow."
04:45 I said, "That's the cow."
04:47 Then a rooster came by.
04:49 He said, "There goes the rooster."
04:51 I said, "That's the rooster."
04:53 Then a swan came by.
04:55 I said, "That's a swan."
04:57 Anyway, a lot of birds came by.
04:59 That's what I meant.
05:01 So it was going well.
05:03 We were busy for a while.
05:05 Then he said,
05:07 "Watch out, there's the geese."
05:09 [laughter]
05:11 I didn't see it, but I think the Greeks
05:17 were one of the fastest birds in the world.
05:19 [laughter]
05:21 [silence]
05:23 [silence]
05:25 [silence]
05:27 [BLANK_AUDIO]