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00:00 Five...
00:01 Forty...
00:04 Number 42.
00:16 Stay here, or another disaster will come to you.
00:27 [Explosion]
00:38 [Explosion]
00:48 [Explosion]
00:55 [Explosion]
00:58 What do we do now?
01:00 I think the important thing is not to cry, or anything like that.
01:06 Fight back, huh?
01:08 Don't worry, Mum. You've still got me.
01:14 [Crying]
01:16 I seem to be crying for the whole family.
01:18 You know why? The love affair is over. Mikey's trying to run us off the road.
01:23 Listen, don't be a fool. Let's go home.
01:28 I don't want to do this, but he's gonna suffer.
01:32 You stay. We'll teach him the streets if we have to. You and me.
01:40 I'm hungry.
01:44 Me too. Let's go.
01:46 That's her!
01:52 [Dog barking]
01:53 Come and watch, darling.
02:08 [Explosion]
02:10 Well, they could have been going to rape me, couldn't they?
02:26 [Muffled]
02:29 I don't want to be raped.
02:30 Name?
02:31 Juliet Kavanaugh Forbes.
02:35 L-I-E-T.
02:37 Thank you.
02:39 If I'd been a boy, I'd have been called Rory. Mum was a ballet teacher.
02:43 Look, what are you taking their side for? A pack of bikeys?
02:49 We'll gun your wombats.
02:51 What?
02:52 The football team. They were riding over to Springfield for the match.
02:57 Occupation?
02:58 Ballet teacher.
03:02 I'll have to forfeit the game.
03:05 Oh, I'm sorry. I really am. That is terrible.
03:11 I'm not on the coach.
03:13 Oh, boy.
03:16 Say goodnight, Juliet.
03:20 Address?
03:22 We've just arrived.
03:24 No fixed address.
03:29 Look, I'm sorry about your stupid football game, alright?
03:33 We were gunna win that match.
03:35 The whole town's gone to Springfield to see it.
03:39 You're the one who bought old Miss Reid's ballet school.
03:45 The hall burnt down.
03:49 Look, Mrs, uh... Mrs, uh...
03:58 Juliet Kavanagh Forbes and I am nobody's Mrs.
04:01 Sorry.
04:02 Boy, do you come on strong, lady.
04:04 Can we go now?
04:06 Let me give you a word of advice.
04:10 I'm gunna let you go, 'cause you probably haven't lived in a small town before.
04:18 No, they all bikeys here.
04:20 You caused us to forfeit a match today.
04:23 You caused a 12-year-old boy to drive without a license.
04:27 I'm 10, sir.
04:29 10.
04:30 You created a public nuisance by throwing these things all over a public thoroughfare.
04:35 Should've seen him go. It was like the whole corps de ballet dropping off the stage one by one.
04:40 Is she always like this?
04:43 In her estate.
04:45 [music]
04:48 [music]
04:51 [music]
04:53 [music]
05:03 [music]
05:13 [music]
05:15 Come, Bix. Come on. Come on.
05:37 [music]
05:39 I need a drink.
05:45 Pretty shaky start, eh?
05:50 Do you wanna go back to Sydney?
05:54 Not yet.
05:56 Good.
05:58 Tomorrow, we'll look for a place, somewhere out of town with lots of land where boots can chase rabbits and kangaroos and...
06:06 ...fiends, and we can have an open fireplace with lots of roaring fires.
06:10 And I can cook bread.
06:12 Great, Mum.
06:13 Really, I think we'd better buy the bread.
06:16 Just for that, you can do maths until dinner time.
06:20 Where are you going?
06:22 I need a drink.
06:24 Okay.
06:25 Bix! Bix!
06:29 [dog barking]
06:32 [indistinct chatter]
06:34 Beer, please.
06:51 Round the back, love.
06:53 Beer, please.
06:55 The lady's lounge is round the back, I told you.
06:57 That's very interesting.
06:59 Now, can I have a beer, please?
07:01 We don't serve ladies here.
07:03 I am going to be very calm about this.
07:09 See how calm I am?
07:11 Now, this is the 1980s, and this is Australia, not Timbuktu.
07:19 And here I am, in this lovely little bar, with all these lovely little men.
07:24 And I am asking nicely for a beer.
07:29 Well, you're nicely not getting one.
07:32 If I don't get a beer, I'll scream.
07:36 Now, look.
07:37 I'll count to three.
07:39 One.
07:40 We haven't served ladies in this bar, not for a hundred years.
07:43 Two.
07:44 My grandfather didn't.
07:47 My father didn't.
07:48 And I'm not about to start.
07:50 Three.
07:53 [Screams]
07:55 [Gasps]
07:56 [Screams]
07:57 [Barks]
07:58 [Screams]
08:00 [Screams]
08:03 Sorry.
08:04 [Screams]
08:07 What the hell's going on?
08:11 I want a beer.
08:13 What are you?
08:17 Some sort of juvenile delinquent?
08:19 You've been in town about two hours. I've got a charge list as long as your arm.
08:23 Won't you please go back to Sydney?
08:36 No.
08:38 What's your name, son?
08:43 Randolph, sir.
08:44 Well, wouldn't you like to go back to Sydney?
08:48 Hiya, Randy.
08:49 Randy!
08:50 What?
08:51 His name is Andy, not Randy.
08:53 Oh, God.
08:54 Oh, there you are, Peter.
08:56 And you must be Juliet.
08:58 Oh, I'm so sorry I missed you.
09:00 Oh, my goodness, Peter. Isn't she pretty?