So...I love the Sasaki to Miyano Dub!!
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00:00 Hey, whatcha listening to?
00:01 Hey, we can't do that here, are you crazy?
00:05 Oh, oh, I'm crazy for you.
00:07 I'll do it if I have to.
00:09 No, wait!
00:10 Sasuke, stop! Don't put that here! People can see you!
00:16 I know we have highlights in life, but I still get so mad when I tease my classmate about it.
00:23 Last time I checked, that wasn't your baby sitting.
00:27 It won't?
00:28 No.
00:30 Or better yet, you can let me punch you.
00:33 No, no, no way! Your punch would hurt a lot!
00:36 What was the crazy thing they were doing?
00:40 No, I can't take it!
00:42 Are you buying BL?
00:43 Don't just casually ask that question!
00:46 But I am.
00:47 I'm getting to know someone I like.
00:49 You know, I think I'll buy some for my girlfriend.
00:52 Absolutely not! We have a completely normal high school friendship!
00:55 You call your manga arrangement normal?
00:58 He's in a UK? Interesting. Tell me more.
01:02 Marie, before anyone finds it!
01:04 Hey!
01:05 Oh, and you're chilly, huh? So that's why you were all curled up?
01:08 Aw, rise and shine, little roly-poly.
01:11 If you call me a roly-poly again, I'll tell your girlfriend all of the BL characters I ship you with.
01:16 Please don't. She'd love that.
01:18 Sasuke!
01:19 What?
01:20 Oh.
01:22 It's you!
01:23 You good?
01:26 Hold on a second, would you? I'll give you something too.
01:30 I don't need--
01:31 No, just wait there! Don't leave! I'll be right back!
01:34 Grab a snack, any snack.
01:36 Makes you look fresh and innocent, like a new kid.
01:39 Did you let your roommate touch it too?
01:40 Yeah, he was the one who let me know how damaged it was to begin with.
01:44 Thank you for that.
01:45 Hey, this is Mia and Kurisu-- I mean, Miyano and Kurisu.
01:48 I can't help asking myself, has she been wanting me to get with a dude this whole time?
01:52 I don't know, man! I just don't think I have it in me!
01:55 Be careful, then. He could be using you for BL material, like my girlfriend probably is.
02:00 Oh, look at you, goody!
02:01 Do you hear her now?
02:02 Karen Head.
02:03 You have seniority.
02:05 Actually, the seme isn't always the tall one. Someone of Hirono's height could easily be the uke.
02:09 Sweetie, look, I already told you, it's not because you're a futoshi, alright? I want--
02:15 Hey!
02:15 The, uh, white team?
02:17 I've never been called impressive.
02:20 Hey, Sasuke?
02:21 Your face?
02:23 What you've done for me. Everything. I like it all.
02:27 No, if this is about a BL manga, I'm totally out.
02:31 No offense.
02:31 The teacher sent me on a mission to come fetch you.
02:34 Your face?
02:35 Bow before her.
02:36 What?
02:37 Uh-huh.
02:38 Candy?
02:39 I did great in every subject!
02:41 I believe her exact words were, "There must be a sexy man present."
02:45 Sexy man?
02:46 She's also been into pop idols lately.
02:49 Pop idols?
02:50 You managed to find a new and creative way of hurting my feelings.
02:54 What? No!
02:55 He's so cute right now, but I can't look!
02:58 Hirono, I think I might be in trouble!
03:01 Hey, hey, hey!
03:02 Yes.
03:04 Let's have a little contest. Loser has to lock up.
03:07 I should pick something that distracts from those.
03:09 I just said no.
03:11 I can be glad I'm a futoshi.
03:12 Anime plus special outfits equals cosplay!
03:17 Excuse me! I brought back pee!
03:20 Oh!
03:21 And I also met someone new who I like talking to,
03:24 so I'm glad I got some new toonage.
03:26 I like him.
03:27 Sorry.
03:27 It ended on a cliffhanger, and I don't like waiting.
03:30 My girlfriend got upset.
03:32 It was a disaster.
03:33 My girlfriend will think it's hot.
03:35 Hi. Udonge speaking.
03:37 He's got the upper hand in their relationship again,
03:39 but he's helplessly bound to the object of his affection.
03:42 That's what makes for a compelling delinquent who can't--
03:45 So do you like that?
03:46 I like that.
03:47 Me?
03:48 Listen here, punk!
03:49 You better not be flirting with my girlfriend!
03:51 Let me listen in, too.
03:52 Jiro is such an idiot!
03:54 What did you say?!
03:55 Seriously!
03:56 Maybe she's--
03:57 #LifeGoals
04:01 What's his problem?
04:02 Nothing, okay?
04:03 Toshiro saw my outfit for the festival and fell for me instantly.
04:06 Please let me hide from my shame, Kurosawa.
04:08 It's time to face the world.
04:09 Hey, can I kiss you on the head?
04:13 Uh-huh.
04:14 Wait!
04:15 What if somebody walked by?
04:16 Ooh, how scandalous!
04:18 By Job, I've done it!
04:19 I told you I was the man for the job!
04:21 Oh, so he's a third year.
04:23 Wanting to kiss them.
04:27 He'd get hurt, wouldn't he?
04:29 I would never--
04:30 Hey, does this one have sexy men?
04:32 Yep, and I'd say they're both pretty sexy.
04:34 Two for one.
04:35 Get a no!
04:36 Gym time?
04:37 Couldn't he have just said no for right now to make things easier?
04:40 Stop it!
04:41 Ah!
04:42 Is it cool if I skip it?
04:44 No.
04:45 Yeah, I keep sneezing.
04:46 Tch!
04:47 Aw, he has such a cute sneeze.
04:49 He's so cute!
04:51 Wow.
04:52 Well, I definitely didn't see that coming.
04:54 What's up, Hanzawa?
04:55 Welcome, traveler.
04:57 You mean it?
04:58 Damn it, Sasaki!
05:00 You're always a little mean, though.
05:02 Shut your trap, Sasaki.
05:04 Not a lot of delinquents in the customer service sector.
05:06 Respect this, but I think--
05:08 Yay!
05:09 It's Yoshikazu!
05:10 I've kind of been torn between the sexy pop idol and the sexy manager.
05:14 I'm just an extremely dedicated boyfriend.
05:16 Yeah, but only for a few minutes.
05:18 It's never been just a few minutes.
05:20 Aw, King Daddy!
05:21 At least somebody respects you, buddy.
05:23 It's like a treasure trove of BL tropes.
05:26 It's BL, isn't it?
05:27 Hey, don't just assume!
05:29 But yes, it is.
05:30 Not be bothering him.
05:31 Is everything okay here, Mia?
05:33 Aw, thank you!
05:34 Well, you snapped out of that quick.
05:35 Yeah, I'm one of it.
05:36 Oh, yeah, you have a life I forgot.
05:38 Whoa, you!
05:39 Hey, Kagi!
05:40 Baby.
05:41 See? Now I'm branded.
05:44 Don't do this, man!
05:45 Don't you be like Kurosawa!
05:46 Calm down, Tashiro.
05:47 Wait, you don't?
05:49 Surprise!
05:50 I'm very attracted to the ladies.
05:52 If it weren't for that night scene, I--
05:53 So you'll celebrate with me?
05:54 Wait, did you really just do a come-out here at the dinner table?
05:57 There's no sales tax, you can get 13 candies.
06:00 Finally, kiss me.
06:02 Well, if they do and he comes here anyway, then at least I can smack him.
06:06 Wanna see who scores higher while we wait to see if they score?
06:09 Sure.
06:10 Again, please.
06:12 Is it okay if I hug you?
06:14 Oh.
06:15 I'm not ready to graduate.
06:17 You have to.
06:18 Congratulations. Can I tell my girlfriend?
06:22 Um, I don't think so.
06:24 Didn't hear a no in there.
06:25 This isn't the bathroom.
06:27 Very perceptive of you.
06:28 It's you!
06:29 We just watched an absolute cinematic masterpiece!