With such great fame and success comes *shady* headlines, tough critics, and inevitable trolls. Offset decided it was time to take matters into his own hands and turn these not-so-glamorous headlines into something bigger, better, and more beautiful. Watch Offset squash his McDonald Meal haters, set Music Critics in line, and rewrite narratives through freestyle on Burn Ballads.
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00:00 (footsteps)
00:02 - Hello beautiful people, my name is Offset.
00:08 And today I'll be turning hate, shade,
00:11 bad prints into beautiful songs.
00:14 First up, some music from the media.
00:15 XXL Mag, Offset says he got kicked off
00:19 of American Airlines flight for talking on the phone.
00:22 After showing off a large amount of cash
00:25 to further show how unbothered he is
00:27 by missing the flight, he continues to go in.
00:30 (beep)
00:31 American Airlines.
00:32 That's that shit, you sing your hoes on.
00:35 Your hoes on, I said that?
00:37 You sure I said that?
00:38 Mike, spin that.
00:41 (piano music)
00:43 Yeah, yeah.
00:46 Keep me out the plane, keep me out the plane,
00:53 keep me out the plane, keep me out the plane,
00:56 keep me out the plane, keep me out the plane,
00:58 keep me out the plane, keep me out the plane.
01:01 I'm having racks, I take a PJ.
01:03 I'm outta here, I don't need you.
01:06 I'm outta here, I don't need you.
01:08 I'm outta here, I don't need you.
01:11 I don't need you, I'ma see you later.
01:14 I've never been a hater.
01:15 You kick me out because you see a youngin'
01:17 with some paper, okay.
01:19 That's good.
01:25 Page six.
01:27 Offset's Snapchat fan caught taking a video
01:30 of him at Target.
01:31 Gibbons claims Offset told him,
01:34 "Get the (beep) phone out my face."
01:35 Slapped it on the ground, then walked off with a friend.
01:38 Told him the baby stroller box.
01:39 Mike, spin that.
01:41 (piano music)
01:44 ♪ Eight in the morning ♪
01:49 ♪ It was eight in the morning ♪
01:52 ♪ Tryna get a stroller ♪
01:55 ♪ I ain't posin' ♪
01:56 ♪ Get the phone out of my face right now ♪
01:59 ♪ Get the phone out of my face right now ♪
02:02 ♪ Get the phone out of my face right now ♪
02:04 ♪ Get the phone ♪
02:05 You gotta stay on key, Mike.
02:06 Double XL.
02:11 Offset's (beep)
02:12 Men shouldn't tell women what to do or how to do it.
02:15 Damn, y'all gonna do me like that with (beep)
02:17 I don't wanna be dissin' (beep)
02:20 Mike, spin it.
02:22 (piano music)
02:25 Yeah.
02:28 ♪ Grown man ♪
02:32 ♪ Mind your business ♪
02:34 ♪ Mind your business ♪
02:35 ♪ Grown man ♪
02:36 ♪ Mind your business ♪
02:38 ♪ Mind your business ♪
02:40 ♪ Ladies come first ♪
02:42 ♪ Ladies come first ♪
02:44 Run it back, run it back, run it back.
02:45 Let's start another, let's start another.
02:46 Let's start another.
02:47 Let me get another beat, Mike.
02:48 (piano music)
02:51 (upbeat music)
02:54 ♪ Hey ♪
03:03 ♪ Men need to worry about men ♪
03:05 ♪ Women need to worry about women ♪
03:09 ♪ Uh huh ♪
03:11 ♪ Okay ♪
03:12 ♪ I'm a grown man ♪
03:14 ♪ I never interfere what the lady do ♪
03:17 ♪ I'm a player ♪
03:19 ♪ I never interfere what the lady do ♪
03:23 ♪ I don't know what to say ♪
03:26 ♪ Mind your business anyway ♪
03:28 ♪ Stay up out that lady face ♪
03:31 ♪ Hey ♪
03:34 ♪ Stay up out that lady face ♪
03:36 ♪ I said stay up out that lady face ♪
03:38 ♪ I said stay up out that lady face ♪
03:41 ♪ Stay up out that lady face ♪
03:43 ♪ Stay in a ♪
03:45 ♪ You should stay in a man's place ♪
03:48 ♪ Stay in a man's place ♪
03:50 ♪ Get up out that lady face ♪
03:52 ♪ Hey ♪
03:54 In this next section, I'll be taking on the critics.
03:59 Ow!
04:00 Pitchfork, "Father 4" album, review.
04:03 Pitchfork rated me 6.9 out of 10.
04:05 Damn.
04:06 He uses autotune to make his voice wobble and fizzle
04:11 and ends up somewhere between a yep and a moan.
04:17 I'm saying, I can sing too now.
04:20 Don't do that now.
04:20 I'll take the tune off on your ass and go mic.
04:23 A little slower, a little slower.
04:32 A little slower.
04:33 Slow it down.
04:34 Try another one.
04:43 We're gonna get there.
04:44 We're gonna get that mic.
04:45 We're gonna get that.
04:47 (piano music)
04:50 ♪ Follow my lead ♪
04:51 ♪ Hey ♪
04:52 ♪ Follow my flow ♪
04:54 ♪ Yeah ♪
04:55 ♪ Follow my lead ♪
04:56 ♪ Yeah ♪
04:58 ♪ Follow my flow ♪
04:59 ♪ If you don't know where to go ♪
05:02 ♪ You can come ♪
05:04 ♪ Okay ♪
05:05 ♪ I said you don't know where to go ♪
05:08 ♪ Follow my lead ♪
05:09 ♪ Follow my flow ♪
05:10 ♪ If you don't know where to go ♪
05:13 ♪ Follow my lead ♪
05:14 ♪ Follow my flow ♪
05:16 ♪ Follow my lead ♪
05:17 ♪ Follow my flow ♪
05:19 ♪ Follow my lead ♪
05:19 ♪ Follow my flow ♪
05:21 ♪ Hey ♪
05:22 Mic, we found it, mic.
05:27 We found the mother (beep) key, baby.
05:29 - My pleasure.
05:30 - Inside was a review of Cardi
05:32 and Offset's McDonald's date night meal.
05:33 I tried Cardi B and Offset McDonald's date night meal
05:36 and think the chain should break up
05:38 with celebrity collaborations.
05:40 Damn.
05:42 Some of the choices felt a little underwhelming.
05:46 How much you want?
05:48 I was hoping for something a little more creative.
05:51 Now don't do that.
05:52 (soft music)
05:55 ♪ The McDonald's meal sold out in one hour ♪
06:01 ♪ The McDonald's meal sold in one hour ♪
06:11 ♪ The McDonald's meal sold in one hour ♪
06:16 ♪ So don't be sweet and sour ♪
06:25 ♪ McDonald's sold out in one day ♪
06:29 ♪ McDonald's sold out in one day ♪
06:32 ♪ McDonald's sold out in one day ♪
06:35 ♪ Don't play with me, don't play with her ♪
06:37 ♪ Don't play with me, don't play with her ♪
06:40 ♪ Soon as we touch it it's gold ♪
06:43 ♪ Soon as we touched it it's gold ♪
06:46 ♪ Everybody go and get it ♪
06:48 ♪ It's still holding out the bags, collect it ♪
06:50 ♪ Aye, do the analytics ♪
06:52 ♪ We ran up the numbers ♪
06:53 ♪ Do the analytics ♪
06:54 ♪ We ran up the numbers ♪
06:56 ♪ Do the analytics ♪
06:57 ♪ We ran up the numbers ♪
06:58 ♪ We ran up the numbers ♪
07:00 ♪ Comma after comma ♪
07:01 ♪ McDonald deal, McDonald deal, McDonald deal ♪
07:05 ♪ McDonald deal, McDonald deal, McDonald deals ♪
07:09 ♪ I can't believe it, I got the chills ♪
07:13 Okay!
07:14 Consequences.
07:20 Father of four reviews.
07:23 You have to respect the work ethic
07:25 that produced these 16 tracks,
07:28 even if many of them don't merit a second listen.
07:31 Cloud is six times platinum, mother (beep)
07:34 makes the confused argument that Wild Cardi and Offset
07:38 have so much influence they demand to be written about.
07:41 Anybody who actually writes about them must be a loser.
07:46 Drop the beat for me, my boy.
07:47 (upbeat music)
07:50 ♪ Uh-huh ♪
07:55 ♪ I see your reviews on my album ♪
07:58 ♪ But it's platinum ♪
08:00 ♪ I see your reviews on my album ♪
08:04 ♪ But it's platinum ♪
08:06 ♪ Placks after plack after plack after plack ♪
08:08 ♪ Plack after plack after plack after plack ♪
08:11 ♪ Red Room, got a plaque ♪
08:15 Okay.
08:15 ♪ Cloud got six times ♪
08:19 ♪ It's about to be seven times ♪
08:22 ♪ Boy I know you lying ♪
08:26 ♪ I appreciate reviews ♪
08:28 ♪ But we won, we ain't lose ♪
08:31 ♪ But we won, we ain't lose ♪
08:34 ♪ But we won, we ain't lose ♪
08:36 Okay, cool.
08:37 Oh, that's good, that's good, that's good, that's good.
08:41 Okay.
08:42 The grand finale is dedicated to the Trolls.
08:47 Offset is okay, but me that best.
08:49 Unless you count without warning,
08:52 but that's a collaboration.
08:53 Okay, cool.
08:54 Trolls.
09:02 (upbeat music)
09:05 ♪ Trolls, what's your goal ♪
09:09 ♪ My album platinum gold ♪
09:11 ♪ If I'm it, you a kid ♪
09:15 ♪ 'Cause my mansion really big ♪
09:17 All right, boom.
09:18 Offset, "Sussex Basketball."
09:21 Crank that up.
09:22 ♪ Never said I could hoop ♪
09:30 ♪ I never said I could hoop ♪
09:32 ♪ I could cross you ♪
09:34 ♪ But after that I might lose you ♪
09:37 ♪ I'm not a baller ♪
09:40 ♪ But I be ballin' ♪
09:43 ♪ Huh ♪
09:45 I'm gonna keep giving you all these quick jabs,
09:47 quick bars to take you to Mars,
09:49 and then we come back to earth.
09:51 Next one.
09:54 Offset music sucks.
09:55 I'm sorry, he's better off
09:56 with just being with his wife's manager.
09:59 (laughs)
10:01 Damn, Ski, come on.
10:03 (upbeat music)
10:06 ♪ You say my music suck ♪
10:13 ♪ Hey ♪
10:15 ♪ You say my music suck ♪
10:17 ♪ You say my music suck ♪
10:21 ♪ Hey ♪
10:22 ♪ You say my music suck ♪
10:25 ♪ Me and my bitch will manage your bitch ♪
10:28 ♪ Yeah ♪
10:30 ♪ Me and my bitch, we can manage your bitch ♪
10:33 ♪ Put her in the blender ♪
10:36 ♪ Flip her up and spin her ♪
10:38 ♪ And eat her up for dinner ♪
10:42 Okay.
10:42 After that "Please Me" video,
10:48 Offset had to claim his respect back.
10:50 Let's get it.
10:51 Real player.
10:57 (upbeat music)
11:00 I'm a real player.
11:02 Please, please.
11:08 Please, please.
11:12 ♪ That's my bitch and she work, do her job ♪
11:18 ♪ That's my bitch and she work, do her job ♪
11:20 ♪ That's my bitch and she work, do her job ♪
11:26 ♪ But at the end of the day, she come home with me ♪
11:29 ♪ End of the day, she coming home with me ♪
11:32 ♪ End of the day, she coming home with me ♪
11:36 That's it.
11:36 Offset is so ugly, I know that wrong.
11:40 Let go.
11:42 Who ugly?
11:43 Who?
11:44 (upbeat music)
11:46 I gotta do a spin on the beat.
11:51 'Cause you think I'm ugly.
11:55 ♪ I'm fine like wine ♪
11:58 ♪ My bitch is a dime ♪
12:00 ♪ So that's proof ♪
12:02 ♪ That I'm cute ♪
12:06 ♪ If I give a wink ♪
12:09 ♪ If I wink ♪
12:11 ♪ You better not blink ♪
12:13 ♪ The boogeyman's coming ♪
12:15 ♪ The boogeyman's coming ♪
12:17 ♪ Your girl start running ♪
12:19 ♪ 'Cause she say I look good ♪
12:23 ♪ I look good, baby ♪
12:25 ♪ You ever seen some chocolate glaze look good, baby ♪
12:29 ♪ Yeah ♪
12:31 ♪ Lady gonna like that ♪
12:32 (vocalizing)
12:34 That's the end of the show.
12:44 This is your host, Offset.
12:45 And I'm gonna say goodnight.
12:47 Thank you, Elle.
12:49 Y'all make sure y'all tune in and go get
12:49 that "Set It Off" album.
12:51 Yes, sir.
12:53 (chiming)
12:56 (chiming)
12:58 (chiming)
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