Scary Movie 3 Episode 2

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Scary Movie 3 Episode 2
Transcript
00:00 Eight miles down the road, the force data ran.
00:03 (audience cheering)
00:06 - All right, all right, that was hot.
00:10 That was tight, man.
00:12 Yo, now everybody, give it up for my man,
00:16 DJ Stinger Street.
00:17 (audience cheering)
00:22 (horn honking)
00:29 (horn honking)
00:32 ♪ Now everybody in the 202 ♪
00:43 ♪ Throw your hands in the air 'cause Fat Joe is through ♪
00:47 ♪ Now everybody in the 202 ♪
00:49 ♪ Come on, check it out ♪
00:52 ♪ I'm a white boy but my neck is red ♪
00:54 ♪ I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread ♪
00:57 ♪ My face is pale, nah, I've never been in jail ♪
01:00 ♪ Me and Buffy spend every winter in bail ♪
01:02 ♪ How many bitches have I slapped? Zero, ugh ♪
01:05 ♪ And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero ♪
01:08 ♪ I grew up on a farm and I was born with no rhythm ♪
01:11 ♪ Dr. Phil's my uncle and I like to hang with him ♪
01:13 ♪ I can't dance, I wear a pack of pants ♪
01:16 ♪ My middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France ♪
01:19 ♪ So maybe I'm wack 'cause my skin ain't black ♪
01:21 ♪ But you can't talk smack 'cause Whitey just struck back ♪
01:24 (audience cheering)
01:28 (audience applauding)
01:31 - Oh shit, ooh.
01:40 - Jocks, Jocks, the hood, lose the hood.
01:49 - Hey yo, we're in the hood now.
01:50 - No, man.
01:52 - He's a dead man.
01:53 - You guys feeling me?
01:55 In the hood?
01:56 (audience laughing)
01:59 (screaming)
02:02 - That's it, I'm done.
02:05 - Oh man, you can't give up rap just like that.
02:07 - Rap schmap.
02:09 - But look, you still got it, see?
02:11 (gentle music)
02:13 (dramatic music)
02:16 (gentle music)
02:19 (gentle music)
02:21 (gentle music)
02:24 (dramatic music)
02:37 (upbeat music)