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00:00 If you don't have a house, you're a loser
00:03 If you don't have a job, you're a hard worker
00:06 If you don't have a fiance or a partner, you're a loser
00:11 That's fate
00:13 Be patient, okay?
00:14 Thank you everyone, see you again in Dreambox Indonesia!
00:19 [Music]
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00:50 Welcome to Bercanda Berita Kocak
00:53 For you, I'm Boris Bokir, the narrator of Narcissist News without thinking
00:57 And I'm Indra Jegel, the narrator of Manis News
01:01 Why doesn't it match the name?
01:04 I said Boris, Narcissist, Bokir, without thinking
01:07 Why doesn't it match?
01:08 I'm Manis
01:10 Manis
01:11 Thank you
01:12 Oh my god, it doesn't match your name
01:16 It's okay, I'm Manis
01:18 The important thing is I got...
01:20 What?
01:21 From you, you praise me Manis, I'm happy, my life is enough
01:25 This is Bercanda Berita Kocak for you
01:30 MotoGP 2023 in Mandalika Circuit will be held at the end of this week, 13th to 15th October 2023
01:39 The sprint race that was just held this afternoon was just held at MotoGP this season
01:45 There are some funny and crazy moments from the racers
01:49 First, there is a Moto2 racer, Alonso Lopez, amazed by the god skill of Indonesian lock duplication
01:58 International racers are amazed by the talent of Indonesian people
02:05 Which is the talent of fast lock duplication
02:09 This happened to Alonso Lopez while he was on vacation in Lombok
02:14 He lost his rental car key
02:16 Luckily there was a local people who helped him to make the lock duplication in just 10 minutes
02:22 So that the motorbike can be used again
02:25 Alonso lost his key and made the lock duplication, he was surprised
02:32 10 minutes later
02:33 Alonso also needs to know that there is a lock in Indonesia called "Kunci T"
02:39 The lock is more subtle, it can open all the motorbikes in a short time
02:45 With a little system K, the force will be applied to the key
02:51 Alonso also needs to know that in Indonesia, you can open the lock without using a key
02:57 So?
02:58 Using a key ring
03:02 The lock is lifted using a key ring, Alonso will clap his hands
03:06 Wow, amazing
03:08 That's right
03:09 Alonso also needs to know that in Indonesia, there is a thing called "Jumping Squirrel"
03:13 What?
03:14 Bajing Lonca
03:16 Oh my god, Mas
03:17 Jumping Squirrel
03:19 Jumping Lonca, Squirrel, Tupai
03:22 What is the Bajing language?
03:24 Jumping Bajing
03:29 There is also a Maverick finalist who wrote an Instagram status
03:32 Hello Indonesia, how are you? Can I borrow 100?
03:36 Mas, that's written, if it's written, just read it, don't need to spell it
03:41 Okay, sorry
03:42 Hello Indonesia, how are you? Can I borrow 100?
03:47 It should be less complete
03:49 Hello Indonesia, how are you? So that the silhatur doesn't break
03:52 Can I borrow 100?
03:55 You must know that on Maverick's Instagram, there are thousands of comments
04:01 They can borrow 100, right?
04:03 If they use it in their country, it's like claiming the culture of another country
04:09 The culture of borrowing 100
04:12 Yes
04:13 Oh, that's Indonesian culture
04:14 Yes
04:15 So they claim it
04:16 Yes
04:17 So starting today, I will continue that culture
04:19 Continue that culture?
04:21 Why Indonesia?
04:23 Yes, that's why I must preserve that culture
04:25 That's good, preserve it
04:27 Do you have 100?
04:28 Mas, it's just the beginning of the show, we still have more
04:32 Okay
04:33 What else do we have?
04:34 There is also a funny incident from MotoGP racer
04:37 Which is being talked about a lot because of the funny thing
04:39 Fabio Quartararo
04:41 What?
04:42 Fabio Quartararo
04:44 You're crazy
04:45 I'm singing
04:46 Sorry, the funny thing is Fabio Quartararo checks the circuit by running in the afternoon
04:52 Wow, let's see the video
04:54 Fabio Quartararo, guys
04:57 Hi, Fabio, nice to meet you
05:00 Is it clean?
05:02 Perfect
05:03 Okay, it's like a road sweeper made in Indonesian version
05:08 Mas Indra, I think there are two points
05:11 The first one is
05:13 It seems that everyone who saw the video in the first five seconds was surprised
05:17 Why?
05:18 Why Fabio Quartararo became like this?
05:19 Because he didn't come
05:21 Yes, he was wearing orange shirt
05:23 And the next one is
05:24 Fabio Quartararo only had two or three seconds
05:27 The longest was you
05:29 Because the news was about Quartararo
05:31 Yes
05:32 I want to ask, what did you do?
05:34 I think it's important there
05:37 I don't know because I want to see Quartararo
05:41 He said he just ran through the corner
05:43 What did he do? He ran in the afternoon
05:45 Maybe he tried to inspire
05:48 Oh, the circuit
05:49 Anyway, Mandala Circuit is said to be one of the most beautiful circuits in the world
05:53 Oh, I see
05:54 Maybe he was checking if there was a hole in the road
05:57 Oh, he always criticizes
05:59 But it's true
06:01 The road is on the road, not on the race track
06:03 If it's on the race track, there's a hole in the road
06:04 I don't understand
06:05 If you want to turn, you have to hang
06:08 The race player is like this
06:10 Turn around
06:11 But don't come to me
06:12 Sorry
06:13 It's too high
06:14 Sorry
06:15 Okay, next
06:17 Okay, next news
06:19 Two men were caught by CCTV cameras
06:21 Doing a robbery of a water tank unit
06:24 The residents of Hujan Water Resort
06:27 Located in Rengas River, Kuburaya, West Kalimantan
06:31 Wow, let's see the video
06:33 The behavior of the Konoha residents is really outrageous
06:42 CCTV footage shows two people who are doing a robbery
06:47 The thief is the one who stole the water tank
06:57 Oh, this guy
07:00 But I honestly think
07:09 Because of this video
07:11 I heard the song "Gigi" is not the same as my imagination
07:14 Someone wants to rob a water tank
07:17 And this, if you watch this
07:20 The water tank
07:21 The two of them
07:22 One is wearing a blue rain jacket
07:25 If you watch
07:27 You have a high risk
07:30 For example, if you know you will be beaten by the residents
07:32 That's right
07:33 Finally you can go into the water tank
07:35 The second
07:36 If you go to jail
07:37 Caught and go to jail
07:39 You don't have any bad intentions, you know
07:42 What kind of criminal is that?
07:45 Here, go to jail
07:47 Enter, still enter
07:49 I've been in jail for a long time
07:51 Example, yes
07:52 I've been in jail for a long time
07:53 Yes, example
07:55 It's a bit scary if you talk like this
07:57 Yes, yes, yes
07:58 Later, someone will cut it
08:00 Make a video
08:01 Digital trace
08:02 Yes, yes, yes
08:03 Try it
08:04 What?
08:05 New kid you
08:06 Yes, sir
08:07 What's your name?
08:08 Aiko
08:09 What?
08:10 What's your name?
08:12 Bango
08:14 No, that's the brother
08:20 From the one who is so rude
08:21 Must be
08:22 What?
08:23 Malintong
08:24 Maybe Malintong
08:26 Oh my God
08:29 Again, he was in charge
08:31 Take the blue one
08:32 No, the orange one
08:33 Right
08:34 Yes, the one who painted the door
08:35 Yes, the pink one
08:36 Pink and painted the door
08:37 Take it, take it
08:39 I salute if he brings it
08:41 It's big, it's heavy
08:42 Right, right
08:43 I salute if he brings it
08:44 Take it, take it
08:45 The one who...
08:46 Oh my God
08:47 There's a bucket
08:48 Throw the water first
08:49 You have time, right?
08:50 Throw the water first
08:51 I mean, if you're watching
08:53 Don't throw the water
08:54 Use the wudu
08:55 Why do you use it? It's clear
08:57 Let him realize
08:59 It's sinful
09:00 Right
09:01 Oh my God
09:02 Yes, yes, yes
09:04 Yes, yes, yes
09:05 Yes, yes, yes
09:07 26 public figures were initiated
09:10 There's a lot
09:11 WG, YL, VPD, PDD, then OL, then DC, then A, AL, GD, DC again, BW, AM, AM
09:20 It's like a football formation
09:22 There's a lot, guys
09:23 There are 26
09:24 They were reported to...
09:25 Wow, seriously
09:26 To the police news agency
09:28 By the Indonesian Muslim Lawyer Association
09:31 Or ALMI for the charge of online gambling promotion
09:34 Or online gambling through social media content
09:39 Thank you, Bung Boris Teti
09:42 Oh my God
09:48 The world of celebrities is not doing well, guys
09:51 There are about 26 artists reported by the Indonesian Muslim Lawyer Association
09:56 Related to the charge of online gambling promotion
10:00 There are some artists who have fulfilled the call
10:03 Wow, I hope if there's a misunderstanding, it can be solved well
10:08 Oh, I see, I see
10:14 Luckily I didn't get involved in their rumors
10:17 What do you mean?
10:18 They were public figures, right?
10:20 Right
10:21 Have you felt that they were public figures from the beginning?
10:26 I'm a human
10:29 I'm like a devil
10:30 Sweet
10:33 Yes, sweet
10:34 That's what I want to explain
10:35 Because, honestly, I...
10:37 I'm in this industry only for gambling
10:41 Oh, I see
10:44 There's no other reason, but since yesterday
10:49 We've been shooting a lot, right?
10:51 Your reason is that you're one of the artists who only sell gambling
10:55 Right
10:56 Sir, no, sir
10:58 The people around you don't tell you?
11:00 At home, they say, "Oh, my son is handsome"
11:03 All the mothers in the world are like that, sir
11:05 Well, okay, relax
11:16 But it's about the news, sir
11:19 It's not about whether you're handsome or not
11:20 Yes, yes
11:21 It's just handsome if you only have a mustache
11:25 The artists really don't know that what they're promoting is online gambling
11:28 Oh, I see
11:29 They don't know
11:30 So they really don't know that this is a promotion for online gambling
11:36 That's right
11:37 They don't know
11:38 And also, my fellow viewers, Amanda Manopo...
11:40 I'm sorry, I'm not in the mood now
11:42 Okay
11:43 AM is filling in for Mabes Flory to provide information about the online gambling promotion
11:50 According to Amanda...
11:53 According to AM, the promotion is a misunderstanding
11:57 Because the product that is being promoted is an online game
12:01 From the legal explanation, Amanda Manopo's payment is now suspected to be...
12:07 Suspected
12:08 AM or Amanda Manopo?
12:09 That's it, sir
12:11 I was more into Popo, maybe, or Dapo
12:13 Yes, Dapo
12:14 Dapo, when promoting this product, it was also suspected that the investor only valued 16 million rupiah
12:20 Oh, 16 million
12:22 16 million, but...
12:24 How much is it now, Indra?
12:26 1x5?
12:27 Barbarian?
12:28 How much is it, sir?
12:29 16 million is small
12:31 Oh, 16 million is small?
12:32 How much is it?
12:33 I can...
12:34 7.6 million
12:38 It's smaller than before, sir
12:40 Let's read the comments from the netizens
12:42 Okay
12:43 The first one, the one who played Candy Crush, please calm down
12:46 Oh, Candy Crush
12:49 Oh, that one
12:50 Ibu M
12:52 This is Ibu M
12:54 Maybe it's not too big
12:55 It's M, the size, right?
12:57 ADS, SL, that kind of thing
12:59 Okay, okay
13:00 The one who's moving
13:02 The camera is here, don't come to me
13:05 Move, the one who's moving
13:06 Don't come to me, please
13:07 Move
13:08 From red to blue
13:09 Yes, Boris
13:11 And the next comment
13:13 Close up to him
13:14 What is one of the online games? Seriously, please answer
13:19 Zoom in
13:20 There's a question
13:23 What is one of the online games? Seriously, please answer
13:28 Okay
13:31 Online
13:33 Hey, hey, hey
13:36 Online
13:38 No, no, no
13:39 We don't know
13:40 We don't know
13:41 The next one who was caught was the airport
13:43 Not the one who promoted it
13:44 Oh, I'm confused, but this is Kono
13:48 This is also true
13:49 One of the critics who built it
13:51 If you want to be caught, it's the airport
13:52 If the server is outside, for example in Vietnam or Cambodia
13:56 In Indonesia, it's Halal
13:58 Oh, I see
14:00 Yes, yes, yes
14:01 Yes
14:02 The one who was caught was the airport, not the one who promoted it
14:05 I'm confused, but this is Konoha
14:07 Don't go anywhere, stay tuned on Bershanda News
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14:19 We will help you to get your safety back
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23:59 Chill out
23:59 Mam, why aren't you being cocky?
24:02 And their enmity is like a Laga El Classico
24:08 It's been going on for quite long
24:11 Marsiah is more dominating in attacking
24:14 Like thisss
24:15 We can see it back there whilePD continued attacking
24:18 After attacking she celebrated
24:20 Yeah she did celebration
24:22 I am going to kick your ass
24:27 It's a tradition right?
24:29 It's a tradition right?
24:31 Marsiah was in jail for a month
24:33 And she didn't feel guilty
24:35 I think for Marsiah, disturbing neighbors is not a bad thing
24:38 But it's a bad habit
24:40 If she doesn't disturb neighbors for a day
24:42 Her body will be sore
24:44 Wake up and sleep
24:46 Cook is done
24:50 Clean is done
24:53 Take the kids to school is done
24:55 What's not done?
24:57 Ah, throw this shit is not done
24:59 There's nothing missing
25:01 There's nothing missing for the day
25:03 That's right
25:05 And through the day
25:07 She has to be innovative
25:09 Yesterday it was A, B, C, D
25:11 Now what's left?
25:13 She has to be innovative
25:15 As a neighbor who can't stop being innovative
25:18 And because she's often terrorized
25:20 Marsiah's neighbor intentionally put a CCTV in front of her house
25:23 To protect her
25:25 And she was caught
25:27 Why don't you love me?
25:30 And she was caught
25:32 She fell
25:34 People fall down
25:36 And she was like this
25:38 And the latest update is
25:43 Marsiah has cleaned up the trash
25:45 Because she's afraid
25:47 She was in jail for a month
25:49 And she met the guy who was stealing
25:52 What if she met the guy who was stealing?
25:54 They fought
25:56 Hopefully the house won't be seen by Pandawara Group
25:59 Oh, the house will be cleaned
26:01 Oh, right
26:03 Don't do that
26:05 There's a pamphlet
26:07 Boris, Boris
26:08 It's true
26:10 You can't know
26:11 Why did you upload the trash?
26:13 It was uploaded
26:17 And she also said that Marsiah threw the trash
26:21 Almost every morning
26:23 From 5 AM to 5.30 AM
26:26 She admitted that
26:28 The trash in Marsiah's kitchen
26:30 Smelled really bad
26:33 And even
26:35 If she's been here since 7 AM
26:38 And there's no trash
26:39 She'll come and say "I didn't throw the trash"
26:41 "I'm late today"
26:43 "I'm in a traffic jam"
26:46 Okay, let's move on to the next news
26:48 The government plans to give away free rice cookers
26:50 For free
26:52 This promise has been made since last year
26:54 But it's getting worse
26:57 This year, the government promised to give away free rice cookers
27:05 For the house that doesn't have it yet
27:07 This policy has been heard of
27:10 For a while
27:12 But it hasn't been realized yet
27:14 I hope this year will be a success
27:18 Remember, 2023 is only 2.5 months away
27:22 It's always about the rice cooker
27:28 When will it be realized?
27:30 It's always about the rice cooker
27:32 Rice cooker!
27:33 Wait
27:34 It's like people don't have rice cooker at home
27:36 That's right
27:37 That's why I really want it
27:39 When will we have a rice cooker by the government?
27:44 I see
27:45 But honestly, I don't think we need to give away the rice cooker
27:49 Then what?
27:50 For example, people are given a rice cooker
27:54 But they don't have a rice cooker
27:56 Is it hard?
27:57 It's hard
27:58 People are given a rice cooker but they don't have money to buy rice
28:01 What do they want to cook with the water?
28:03 Water?
28:04 They can cook with water
28:06 I mean, make sure the Indonesian people are happy
28:12 Can Indonesian people afford to buy rice?
28:14 Then we give them a rice cooker
28:15 They can't afford to buy rice
28:17 Then we give them rice first
28:18 They can't afford it
28:19 Depo can afford it
28:21 They have money, they can buy rice
28:24 No
28:25 They have to go to the government
28:27 Please don't do that
28:29 Don't
28:30 Don't
28:32 Because if they do that, the economy will be broken
28:35 That's right
28:36 It won't work
28:38 Let's say they buy rice for 100 thousand
28:40 The rice seller will get money
28:42 That's right
28:43 The farmer will get money
28:44 That's right
28:45 The food seller will get money
28:47 That's right
28:48 The child can go to school
28:49 That's right
28:50 They can date
28:51 That's right
28:52 Let's talk about other news
28:54 I'm getting mad if I talk about this
28:56 I forgot
28:57 Okay
28:58 You forgot?
28:59 You forgot to say it
29:00 It's the same
29:01 Let's continue
29:02 Even though the program was passed down in the Ministerial Regulation of the Ministry of Education
29:06 The 11th program of 2023
29:08 About the provision of cooking equipments based on electricity
29:11 For the house
29:13 I see
29:15 How is it?
29:16 Indra is playing with you
29:17 The news is very serious
29:19 I see
29:20 But it's the Ministerial Regulation, right?
29:23 Yes, the Permit
29:24 It's not related to 2024
29:27 You said it's related to 2024
29:30 Who said that?
29:31 It's your opinion
29:32 Yes, it's true
29:34 We are a news channel, so we should be neutral
29:36 Not being biased
29:38 We should be neutral
29:39 We should be neutral
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29:45 I'm wrong
29:47 I shouldn't be neutral
29:48 You should be called NTRL
29:50 NTRL
29:51 Yes
29:52 The type of rice cooker that will be distributed to the public
29:54 The first type has a capacity of 1.5 liters to 2.2 liters
29:58 The second type has a sticker of the Ministerial Regulation of the Ministry of Education
30:02 You're starting to be narcissistic
30:05 What's the third type?
30:08 It has the label of the National Standard of Indonesia or SNI
30:12 Are there many types of rice cooker?
30:15 Yes
30:16 There are SNI and SNA
30:18 SNI is the National Standard of Indonesia, what about SNA?
30:21 SNI is here, SNA is there
30:23 Oh my God, SNI is here, SNA is there
30:28 I'm embarrassed to say that
30:31 Why do you have to put the Hibah sticker or the label?
30:36 But there are many types, maybe it's not a type, maybe it's a requirement
30:40 Don't go there, you're criticizing the social media
30:46 Don't let this talk make you cancel the rice cooker
30:51 If it's because of me, I think it's not just because of me
30:58 If it's canceled, you should fill in the blanks
31:01 You should replace it, so you put the sticker
31:04 Your face is useless, it's ugly
31:07 I don't have money, but what can I do?
31:09 Really?
31:10 Stand up comedian, you're going to win 2 prizes
31:12 Comedian?
31:13 Oh yes, comedian, you're going to win 2 prizes
31:17 I'm embarrassed
31:18 If you're like this, I'm going to be embarrassed
31:20 Come on, read it
31:22 Your favorite
31:25 Don't be like that, Rizal
31:27 This is your favorite, you're crazy, 2 prizes
31:30 The government plans to distribute 500,000 units of electric cooking equipment or AML
31:38 Or rice cooker to the people this year
31:40 The budget prepared for this program is 347.5 billion
31:47 347.5 billion to buy a rice cooker
31:51 The question is, who owns it?
31:55 Who buys the rice cooker?
31:57 The rice cooker seller
32:00 Just go there
32:02 Buy it from the electronics store
32:06 To all the electronics stores?
32:08 So all the rice cookers are distributed to the electronics stores?
32:12 Just one rice cooker store?
32:14 No
32:16 What should I do?
32:19 But I think you're right, you should buy a lot
32:21 347.5 billion
32:25 500,000 rice cookers, right?
32:28 What's 500,000 rice cookers?
32:31 500,000 rice cooker units
32:34 If it's all rice, Indonesia is going to be in trouble
32:37 It's going to be a disaster, rice cookers are going to be in trouble
32:42 I hope the government can implement the rules and regulations
32:47 And also, it's good for the people
32:50 No one is stuck, no one is left and right
32:54 I hope this is a plan that is implemented
32:58 Because it's been done a few times
33:00 I hope the intention is good, the results are good
33:03 Implemented well without any tricks
33:06 That's all the news from us at Bercanda Berita Kocak
33:10 After this, we will report the weather forecast
33:13 Which will be brought by my friend, me
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35:16 Ladies and gentlemen, the new formula of the rice cooker economy
35:19 No competition, here's the proof
35:22 The plastic food box is cleaner, more efficient
35:25 One drop, clean a lot
35:28 Fat, hard, immediately lifted
35:30 Fresh, cool in the hand
35:32 One drop of economy contains active ingredients, anti-fat, 20% more
35:36 Plus extract, lime
35:38 No competition, lift all fat and smell sadistic
35:41 The new formula of the rice cooker economy, clean, no competition
35:46 Wingscare
35:47 Slice only, straight, straight, delicious, straight, straight
35:51 Sweet, sour, chewy, sweet, sour, chewy, sweet, sour, chewy
35:56 Slice only, straight, straight, don't stick to the teeth
36:00 Slice only
36:03 Mineral clay, very different, smoother, fresher
36:06 Mineral clay is indeed different
36:08 It contains balanced essential minerals, important for the body
36:11 And also makes the water taste fresher
36:13 Lighter
36:15 Mineral clay
36:16 Hey, where are you from?
36:18 From Rapatawasis, ma'am
36:20 Liar, you just ate squid, right?
36:24 With sauce, right?
36:25 Eat it, guys, after eating, kiss first
36:28 Kiss, fragrant, after eating
36:31 This is Minggu, right?
36:36 Stop working first, hi, everyone, it's fun
36:40 Wo-o-o-o-o-reo
36:42 Wo-o-o-o-o-reo
36:45 Gentle Gen now has a sachet
36:48 Buy three, get one free
36:50 Hands are still soft, the clothes are also soft
36:53 The fragrance also lasts long
36:55 No need to be a soft smeller anymore
36:57 Gentle Gen, a growth-retardant player
37:04 This is Minggu, right?
37:06 Stop working first, hi, everyone, it's fun
37:10 Wo-o-o-o-o-reo
37:12 Wo-o-o-o-o-reo
37:15 Aqua believes in the miracle of nature
37:19 So we don't use a single-use soap
37:22 Our soap is sanitized together before being re-filled
37:26 Aqua 100% pure
37:31 Are you sure after washing your face, it's clean?
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42:04 We move to Surabaya. The natural phenomenon happened in Patung Surah dan Buaya at night.
42:10 It looks so bright around.
42:12 Indra.
42:13 I'm sorry.
42:14 Indra.
42:15 Indra.
42:16 Okay. Indra.
42:18 That's not a phenomenon in Patung Surah dan Buaya. Why is it bright?
42:23 Because there's a light underneath.
42:26 It's not related to natural phenomenon.
42:29 Indra. They give light, L.A.M.P.U.P.
42:32 Yes. But, where is the place I mentioned?
42:35 Surabaya.
42:36 Do you live in?
42:37 Jakarta.
42:38 I know.
42:40 Patung Surah dan Buaya, Monas, Sudirman.
42:43 It's bright at night because they give light.
42:47 There's a light that's not given.
42:49 What?
42:50 It's a test.
42:51 What?
42:52 It's a test.
42:53 Do they use light?
42:55 It's written.
42:56 I don't understand.
42:58 I don't understand.
43:00 We're moving to Denpasar, Bali.
43:02 There's no rain that makes the sea water in the Kuta salty.
43:08 Indra.
43:10 What's wrong?
43:11 I heard you reading the news.
43:13 I'm getting light stroke.
43:15 What else I'm called?
43:19 This.
43:20 What?
43:21 You're not healthy.
43:22 What's wrong?
43:23 This news.
43:24 Please, give me a good news.
43:27 What's wrong?
43:28 What's wrong?
43:29 432.
43:31 What?
43:32 Heart rate.
43:33 My heart is beating.
43:36 The sea water is salty.
43:38 Indra, it's raining.
43:39 It's salty.
43:41 Is it hurt?
43:42 Yes.
43:43 It's not white.
43:45 I see.
43:46 This is hurt.
43:48 That's why.
43:49 Are you a Javanese or a local?
43:51 Are you a local?
43:55 Yes.
43:56 Wait.
43:58 What's your birth rate?
44:00 85.
44:01 85?
44:02 If you're...
44:03 Good.
44:05 Where are you from?
44:06 I see.
44:08 Can I do this?
44:10 Can I?
44:14 Yes.
44:15 Come to my office tomorrow.
44:16 We'll share the brochure.
44:18 Share the brochure.
44:20 The last news is from Malang.
44:23 The people are happy now.
44:27 Especially the merchants.
44:29 Because the TikTok shop accounts are closed.
44:33 What do you want?
44:37 Oh, God.
44:39 Indra.
44:40 Yes.
44:41 It's raining.
44:45 Why do you read the TikTok shop accounts?