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Transcript
00:00 "Wake up, wake up."
00:03 Welcome back, viewers.
00:04 Now, we have a segment called 'Jahan-e-Danish'.
00:06 - Wow! - Wow!
00:08 My favourite!
00:09 Get out of the car if you've brought it.
00:11 - Regarding 'Jahan-e-Danish'. - Yes.
00:14 We get some questions on Instagram and people DM me.
00:19 I've said this twice in the shows.
00:21 A smart person is someone who makes money in difficulties.
00:25 Someone who achieves success out of failure.
00:27 The current situation in the country is such
00:30 that you can do things that you couldn't do
00:34 when the economy was booming.
00:36 - Wow! - It means that...
00:38 You see, many people used to complain that
00:40 we save money when we go to buy plots.
00:43 The plot would have become more expensive than we had estimated.
00:46 - Yes. - So, prices are back.
00:47 This is an example.
00:49 There are many other businesses that you can join now.
00:53 Then wait.
00:55 A person who waits and keeps waiting
00:57 is given a risk and success by God.
01:01 And many times,
01:03 unless you apply your mind,
01:07 it doesn't apply.
01:08 Believe me, a person who can't run
01:12 can jump over 20 feet of wall
01:16 - if he is facing death. - Yes.
01:18 He can't do this in normal days.
01:20 But he gives himself an order
01:22 that he has to run and save himself from death.
01:26 You can use these circumstances in your favour.
01:30 But I can't tell you how to do it.
01:33 Neither your mentor nor your teacher can tell you.
01:37 Your mind will tell you.
01:39 But, Mr. Haroon, there are two types of people.
01:41 Some people work well under pressure.
01:43 They find solutions.
01:45 But some people are left behind.
01:47 They can't do anything.
01:48 Everyone comes under pressure.
01:50 Performers come under pressure on stage.
01:53 - Cricketers. - Cricketers come under pressure.
01:56 The whole world comes under pressure.
01:57 You consider the cricketer to be a star
02:00 who plays well under pressure.
02:03 - Yes. - Wow.
02:03 I agree that if death is behind you,
02:05 a person who can jump over 20 feet can do it.
02:08 The day before yesterday, Vicky jumped over 20 feet in front of me.
02:12 - Really? - I was shocked.
02:13 He said, "A person is walking around with my shoes on."
02:16 I said, "No."
02:18 - He was about to die. - Yes.
02:21 No, he is a decent man.
02:23 I don't know what you have painted him.
02:25 - He is a common man. - I didn't paint him.
02:26 He does it.
02:28 They said this after jumping over the wall.
02:31 Mr. Agha, tell me what effect did the world of dance have on your life?
02:36 It has affected everyone.
02:41 - Yes. - How did it affect everyone?
02:43 I took a lot of decisions.
02:45 Mr. Haroon's speech..
02:47 What was the last decision you took
02:49 keeping my words in mind?
02:51 Sir, I didn't want to get angry.
02:53 - Yes. Very good. - And you?
02:55 Very good.
02:56 That's why I came here.
02:58 I have also learnt a lot.
03:00 What is the last thing you learnt?
03:02 I learnt to say no.
03:03 - Very good. - Yes.
03:05 - Very good. - Applause.
03:07 If this is the result of the world of dance,
03:09 - Yes. - then why did you call me?
03:10 You asked me for a dress.
03:12 You asked me to give you a suit.
03:15 - I said no. - No.
03:17 - No. - No.
03:18 - Because if I.. - You said yes first.
03:20 No. Why would I say yes?
03:21 You said it very well in the world of dance
03:25 that if you say no, you will be saved from a lot of problems.
03:29 - You will have more power. - But..
03:31 But he didn't understand it properly.
03:32 He said no to his mother for a suit.
03:35 No.
03:37 He said no.
03:39 She said give.
03:40 No. I said no to give.
03:44 - Yes. - You were asking for a sari
03:46 for the wedding.
03:48 She asked for a sari.
03:51 - She said she wants to wear a sari. - Okay.
03:53 - You.. - Okay.
03:54 She said she is going to Karachi.
03:55 She has only one sari.
03:56 - She said.. - I will give it to you after coming back.
04:01 - Okay. - Do you know that
04:02 you don't get such things in London?
04:04 Why didn't you give her a sari?
04:08 We heard it from the world.
04:10 She said no.
04:12 - She is rude. She doesn't listen to anyone. - Yes.
04:15 I have never heard her say such things.
04:17 - He is lying. - Okay.
04:20 - You didn't tell her about the bangles. - Tell her about the waist.
04:22 I will tell her.
04:25 She will say the same thing.
04:26 How much did you fight with Surkhi?
04:27 I have told her about Surkhi once. Tell me more.
04:30 - Stop it. - The lipstick was actually
04:34 - Aima's lipstick. - Okay.
04:36 What do you have to say about yourself?
04:38 We used to hide here.
04:41 But now we are hiding here.
04:43 Women's accessories are more than men's.
04:47 - Yes. - We have to style it.
04:49 We have to apply makeup, lipstick
04:51 eyelashes, hair extensions.
04:54 What else do I tell you?
04:55 You don't have a beard.
04:56 You don't look like you have applied makeup.
04:58 Even after applying so much, people say
05:02 that there is no glamour in your show.
05:04 I remembered something from the show.
05:08 I wanted to suggest you all
05:10 that for Hoshiyariyaan, I need a tagline.
05:14 So, if someone has a tagline..
05:16 Because I was thinking of one.
05:17 - Yes. - Yes.
05:18 Take your work seriously.
05:21 Do comedy.
05:22 - Wow. - Wow.
05:23 It is prohibited to be serious here.
05:26 Hoshiyariyaan, home delivery of jokes.
05:29 - Yes. That is also good. - Yes.
05:31 Do wash your hands after doing comedy.
05:33 Go to your mother's prayers, son. Laugh at people.
05:37 Okay, this is also good.
05:39 Hoshiyariyaan, go to your mother's prayers, son. Laugh at people.
05:42 - Sir, this can also be done. - What?
05:43 Do comedy with passion. Do it seriously.
05:46 Yes. This is also good.
05:47 There is a separate curtain for serious people.
05:49 This is really good.
05:50 The expert of turning a joke card.
05:52 Seriousness is a battle.
05:55 This is tied to being smart.
05:56 - Wow. - Wow.
05:59 Seriousness is the key to being smart.
06:00 Walk slowly. There is a joke ahead.
06:04 Keep your distance or you will be in trouble.
06:06 Yes. Come sometime with a joke.
06:08 Wow. This is good.
06:12 Laugh at people.
06:13 Laugh at people. This is very good.
06:16 It is prohibited to be serious here.
06:18 Yes. This is also good.
06:19 Seriousness is a battle. Laugh at people.
06:21 This is very good.
06:25 It is prohibited to throw serious things here.
06:27 No. No.
06:28 The one who is serious is handed over to the police.
06:31 (laughing)
06:33 (audience applauds)

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