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00:00 ( all chattering )
00:02 Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theatre
00:09 is proud to present
00:11 Hello Mother Goose.
00:13 ( applause )
00:15 ( music playing )
00:17 Once upon a meow
00:21 in the magical land of Mother Goose,
00:23 it started out just like any other day.
00:25 ( music playing )
00:27 But then strange things began to happen.
00:30 When Sammy Nimble Sammy Quick
00:32 went to jump over his candlestick,
00:35 he discovered the candle was missing.
00:38 Huh.
00:40 ( music playing )
00:42 Then little Cottonat Muffet went to sit on her tuffet.
00:50 Ooh!
00:52 ( music playing )
00:54 Ooh!
00:57 ( laughing )
00:59 But it wasn't there.
01:01 And that was just the beginning.
01:03 ( music playing )
01:05 Hello Mother Goose.
01:07 Your tarts are missing?
01:09 Hold the phone Queen Fangora of Hearts.
01:12 Hello Mother Goose.
01:14 Hi Grinder Pepper.
01:16 What do you mean you can't pick a peck of--
01:18 Oh, hold on.
01:20 Hello Mother Goose.
01:22 You have a bone to pick?
01:24 Hang on.
01:26 ( music playing )
01:28 Enough!
01:32 ( groaning )
01:34 It's not easy being Hello Mother Goose,
01:37 but there's a job to be done.
01:39 ( music playing )
01:41 Let me get this straight.
01:51 Little Cottonat Muffet sat on her tuffet
01:53 eating her curds and whey.
01:55 No, that's what I was supposed to do.
01:58 Let me get this down.
02:00 No way.
02:02 No curds either.
02:04 Someone stole my tuffet and I fell and spilled it.
02:08 Then along came a spider and sat down beside her.
02:13 Ooh!
02:15 ( laughing )
02:16 And frightened Little Cottonat Muffet away.
02:19 Get out of my curds and get out of my whey.
02:23 ( laughing )
02:25 Get it?
02:26 Hey! Don't get on my case.
02:28 I'm just doing my job.
02:30 Yeah, if you'd been doing your job,
02:33 my tuffet wouldn't be gone.
02:36 Oh, yeah?
02:37 Yeah.
02:38 Says who?
02:39 Says me.
02:40 Says you?
02:41 Says me.
02:42 I don't have a tuffet, do I?
02:43 Better check this out.
02:45 ( engine revving )
02:47 Sit tight, I'll get back to you.
02:49 Sit tight?
02:54 Easy for you to say.
02:56 You have something to sit on.
02:58 Sammy nimble, Sammy quick.
03:02 But Sam didn't jump over the candlestick.
03:05 And why?
03:06 Because the candle is missing.
03:08 So I put it on top of a tuffet to make it taller.
03:12 Stay nimble, Sam.
03:17 Jump over this for a while.
03:19 I'm going to borrow this tuffet.
03:21 Sure, it's not mine anyway.
03:23 It appears that these incidents are related.
03:28 Old Grandma Kitty Hubbard,
03:31 you went to the cupboard to get your poor dog a bone?
03:34 But when I got there, the cupboard was bare.
03:38 And so my poor dog had none.
03:41 ( coughing )
03:44 Do you mind if I borrow this candle?
03:46 Oh, go ahead. I don't need it anymore.
03:49 Pieces of the puzzle are starting to fall into place.
03:53 Grinder Piper,
03:57 I thought you'd be picking a pack of pickled peppers.
04:00 Oh, how can Grinder Piper pick a pack of pickled peppers
04:04 when there are no pickled peppers to pick?
04:07 You've got a point.
04:10 You need pickled peppers to pick a pack.
04:12 You're not kidding.
04:14 Take a peek at this place.
04:16 And they took my basket, too.
04:19 So there I was,
04:21 proudly picking pickled peppers from my pickled pepper patch.
04:25 A huge white monster passed through and--
04:28 Oh, I was devastated.
04:31 What's this?
04:33 Hmm.
04:35 Hinged peppers.
04:36 Poor pathetic pooch.
04:38 I'm okay.
04:39 I found a bone to pick.
04:41 Aha! The mystery unravels.
04:44 ( coughing )
04:48 Little Melody Peep, what's the matter?
04:52 I, Little Melody Peep, have lost my sheep
04:56 and don't know where to find them.
04:58 Leave them alone.
04:59 Now come home wagging their tails behind them.
05:02 That's not what happened.
05:04 They already came back with smoke coming out of their mouths
05:09 and their tails spinning like a baller.
05:12 They drank all the water and ran away.
05:15 All they left was this basket.
05:19 Which direction did they go?
05:21 That way.
05:22 Don't worry, Little Melody Peep.
05:24 I'm hot on their trail.
05:26 I miss my sheep.
05:34 Hello, Mother Goose.
05:38 Hey, Diddle Diddle, Chip and the Fiddle,
05:40 do you have anything to tell me?
05:42 You bet I do.
05:44 Last night I was fiddling around in the moonlight.
05:47 As usual, the cow jumped over the moon.
05:51 The little duck laughed to see such sport.
05:54 Huh?
05:56 And the dish ran away with the spoon?
05:59 No!
06:00 That's what I'm trying to tell you.
06:02 They never showed up.
06:04 Who?
06:05 The dish and the spoon.
06:07 Odd.
06:08 Where's the king?
06:09 Probably playing with his bubble pipe
06:11 and listening to his fiddlers through the throne room.
06:14 Don't give up hope.
06:15 I'm close to figuring this whole thing out.
06:18 Phew.
06:19 It's around here somewhere.
06:24 This must be it, the throne room.
06:36 Catnabbit.
06:37 Old Rabbit Kitty Cole,
06:41 you're a merry old soul and a merry old soul are thee.
06:44 I used to be.
06:47 Then I called for my pipe and I called for my bowl.
06:50 But this isn't your bowl, Your Merriness.
06:54 You got it, Mother Goose.
06:56 So now you can't call for your fiddlers three.
06:59 Right.
07:00 That's why I'm not a merry old soul anymore.
07:05 I want my bowl.
07:07 I want it now.
07:08 Mind if I keep these for evidence?
07:15 You can keep them forever-inch.
07:17 Queen Fangora of Hearts,
07:22 you made some tarts all on a summer's day.
07:24 And the knave of hearts who stole the tarts
07:27 and took them all away is on vacation.
07:31 Therefore, your prime suspect has an alibi.
07:34 Right, it wasn't him.
07:36 This time.
07:38 And where's your heart-shaped tart dough bowl, Your Heartness?
07:41 The thief who stole the tarts broke the bowl.
07:45 It's enough to break a poor queen's heart.
07:48 Well, well, well.
07:52 The plot thickens.
07:57 I suppose you're wondering why I called you all here.
08:02 Yes!
08:04 Let me explain.
08:06 I've solved the mysterious thefts.
08:08 [cheering]
08:11 I found they were not thefts at all.
08:13 [gasping]
08:15 But a series of borrowings without permission.
08:18 While Little Catnip Muffet was on her way to get her curds and whey...
08:28 Sambie Nimble borrowed her tuppet without asking.
08:32 Why? He needed the extra height to practice his jumping.
08:40 A candle was missing from the candlestick.
08:43 Old Grandma Kitty Hubbard had borrowed it without asking.
08:50 She needed it to look for a bone for her dog in the wee hours.
08:57 [beeping]
08:59 Of course the bowl was gone because Grinder Piper ate it
09:02 after his pickled peppers were eaten without permission
09:05 by a white flurry monster,
09:08 which was, in fact, none other than Little Melody Peep's wayward flock of sheep.
09:13 They needed something sweet to wash down the taste of the pickled peppers.
09:19 And what better sweet than Queen Fangora Heart's Famous Tart?
09:23 When the sheep accidentally broke the queen's bowl...
09:26 [gasping]
09:28 [screaming]
09:30 the queen was forced to borrow another bowl...
09:33 from none other than Old Grandpa Kitty Cole.
09:38 Old Grandpa Kitty Cole was thus forced to borrow a poor substitute.
09:46 [snoring]
09:48 [snoring]
09:50 Chip and the Fiddle's Dish and Spoon.
09:57 So here's everything I could get back.
10:02 [cheering]
10:04 But where are my sheep?
10:08 Help! Help!
10:10 You won't believe what happened.
10:14 Try me, Papa Kitty Pumpkin Eater who had a wife and couldn't keep her.
10:18 Well, for sure I can't keep her now.
10:21 This white flurry came by and ate up my pumpkin.
10:25 Ow!
10:27 Oh, no! Humpty Dumpty was sitting on the wall
10:34 and the sheep ran by and he had a great fall.
10:37 I'll call the king's horses and all the king's men
10:40 to put Humpty Dumpty together again.
10:43 Don't worry, little melody peep.
10:45 The rest of us will go and round up your sheep.
10:48 [meowing]
10:50 [laughing]
11:09 G'day, mate. Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theatre is proud to take you down under to present
11:15 Crocodile Penguin.
11:18 Once upon a meow in faraway Australia,
11:23 a mighty wrestler named Crocodile Penguin fought for the Australian Championship.
11:28 [cheering]
11:30 [cheering]
11:32 [roaring]
11:38 [roaring]
11:43 [roaring]
11:48 [roaring]
11:54 [roaring]
11:56 This guy's a big star in Australia.
12:05 I want you to write a story for the newspaper on Crocodile Penguin.
12:09 You're booked on the next flight out.
12:12 Wow! Australia!
12:15 You've got it, Madame Publisher.
12:18 Oh, it won't be easy, Kitty. I hear the penguin doesn't talk much.
12:22 Don't worry. I'll get him to talk.
12:25 Hey, maybe this guy'll fight Hulk Alligator.
12:34 Yeah! Then we can finally have a royal championship bout.
12:40 Take a look, Hulk.
12:42 Champion Crocodile, wrestler of Australia.
12:49 Australia? What's that?
12:52 Not what, where!
12:55 Look, genius. We're here and Australia's down there.
12:59 It's a country full of people.
13:02 How come they don't fall off?
13:05 They have Velcro on their feet, dummy.
13:09 Hey, what's the point?
13:11 I'll pulverize this little upside-down marshmallow into penguin burgers.
13:16 Just like that.
13:19 The point is, everybody's scared to wrestle you, Hulk.
13:23 This guy might be dumb enough to try.
13:26 Let's get him up to New York.
13:28 I can see it now.
13:30 World Wrestling Championship at Caddison Square Garden.
13:35 Hulk Alligator versus Crocodile Penguin.
13:38 What do you think, Hulk?
13:40 Huh? Think about what?
13:43 Of course.
13:45 Welcome to Australia.
14:01 Thanks.
14:03 Come on in. Crocodile Penguin will be right along.
14:08 (roaring)
14:10 Take that, Mike.
14:24 Help him. Somebody help him.
14:29 I'll help you.
14:33 (laughing)
14:35 Crocodile Penguin, at your service.
14:41 Some joke.
14:43 We knew it wasn't real. We knew all the time.
14:46 Good day, ladies.
14:48 So you're the reporter.
14:51 Good day, Mr. Penguin. I'm Hello Kitty, staff writer for the Kitty Times.
14:57 So, what do you want to know about me?
15:01 Everything. How you got started wrestling Crocs.
15:04 In that case, we ought to go to the Outback.
15:07 The Outback? Wow, sounds exciting.
15:11 Oh, that it is. That it is.
15:15 (laughing)
15:23 Need a hand, mate?
15:25 Uh, sure. Thanks.
15:28 You're Crocodile Penguin's manager, aren't you?
15:31 Uh, yeah. That's...
15:33 I got a deal you can't refuse.
15:37 Gee, it's so peaceful.
15:45 I was expecting lots of snapping Crocs at every...
15:48 Turn!
15:51 (screaming)
15:53 Naughty, naughty. That's not yours.
15:58 (growling)
16:00 Can you hold that pose a minute while I change films?
16:04 Don't say I didn't warn you.
16:07 Bad crocodile.
16:10 Give me your claw.
16:13 (growling)
16:23 Turn off the crocodile tears.
16:26 You get the point, mate?
16:28 Thank you, Crocodile Penguin. That was great.
16:32 Aw, gee. It's all in a day's work.
16:35 Hey, I'm hungry.
16:37 How about we throw a shrimp on the barbie?
16:40 Yeah!
16:42 There's a fork ahead. Which way?
16:49 He always goes to the right.
16:52 You wanna see?
16:54 Yeah.
16:56 What was that noise?
16:58 (screaming)
17:01 Have you seen the paddles?
17:20 Oh, they were in the way. I threw them out.
17:24 Aren't we supposed to go that way?
17:37 (screaming)
17:39 If that boy weren't out of second grade, I would've took third grade.
17:48 What was my teacher's name?
17:50 Mrs. Price.
17:52 She said I made awfully bad jokes.
17:55 She wasn't too keen on puns, you know.
17:58 You said something.
18:04 No. Go on. It's fascinating. Really.
18:07 Then in the fourth grade, I heard Mrs. Broom.
18:10 That's when I learned all about standing in the corner.
18:13 She said I was a quick learner.
18:16 (screaming)
18:18 Oh, no! Somebody help!
18:20 Good day, mates. Nice of you to drop in.
18:28 How'd you... Don't ask.
18:30 Listen, you're wrestling Hulk Alligator in New York City next week for the world championship.
18:36 Hulk Alligator? That slowdown cheater?
18:39 Don't do it, crocodile penguins!
18:41 Too late, missy. The contract's already signed.
18:45 Listen, Croc, the Hulk's like sturdy. He'll stoop to anything.
18:51 All for my reason I should take him on.
18:54 That's the spirit. Come on, boys. We've got a plane to catch.
19:00 Crocodile penguins! Crocodile penguins! Crocodile penguins! Crocodile penguins! Crocodile penguins! Crocodile penguins! Crocodile penguins! Crocodile penguins! Crocodile penguins! Crocodile penguins! Crocodile penguins!
19:16 This hotel room is better than me home, Dix Down Under.
19:22 Think I'll have a scrub in the tub.
19:25 Hey, a bubble bath. Never heard of that before.
19:30 I'll give it a go.
19:33 Doesn't he know to lock his door? This is New York City, crocodile.
19:40 Is that you? It's Kitty. I'm here to take you sightseeing.
19:44 Help!
19:47 Yikes!
19:51 Smile!
19:54 In this corner, from the other side of the world, crocodile penguins!
20:02 Go crocodile penguins!
20:05 And in this corner, the world wrestling champion, the king of the New York City sewer system, Hulk Alligator!
20:16 Bye bye penguin.
20:21 Take this, boy friend!
20:35 One!
20:38 Two!
20:41 Three!
20:44 Four!
20:47 Five!
20:50 Six!
20:53 Seven!
20:56 Eight!
20:59 Nine!
21:02 Ten!
21:05 Eleven!
21:08 Twelve!
21:12 See you later, alligator!
21:16 The new wrestling champion of the world, crocodile penguin!
21:29 Me!
21:32 He did it! What's next?
21:34 It's home to the outback.
21:36 But it's dangerous.
21:38 Not as dangerous as city life for me. I'll take a crocodile swamp any day.
21:44 We'll miss you.
21:45 Well, drop in sometime. We'll talk some other shrimp on the farm.
21:50 Smile!
21:52 The show!
21:54 Oh, cut it out. No use crying over spilled milk.
21:59 But there isn't time to get more.
22:02 You know my motto. Always be prepared for anything.
22:07 Here, I'm gonna get to drink it up anyway.
22:10 Gee, thanks, catnip. That's nice of you.
22:14 Don't tell anybody, okay? I don't want to ruin my reputation.
22:20 Hurry up, you two. It's curtain time.
22:23 Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theater is proud to present...
22:27 Catula! A fur-raising story.
22:31 Once upon a meow in a small village in Castlevania, a terrifying vampire was on the loose.
22:38 Jumping catfish, that milk-guzzling bad thing struck again. I've had it.
23:00 Dear Hello Kitty, a milk-slurping vampire is loose in our village.
23:08 There isn't a drop of milk left anywhere.
23:12 Come and help. Bring lots of milk. Love, Granny.
23:16 Pack your bags. We're going to Castlevania.
23:19 Fasten your seatbelts. Next stop, Castlevania.
23:24 (train whistle)
23:27 Gosh, what an airport.
23:36 Smile.
23:41 Thanks. Now all we have to do is get to the village.
23:45 Taxi!
23:50 Are you Hello Kitty and friends?
23:54 Maybe we should walk.
23:56 Uh, yes we are.
23:58 How did you know we were coming?
24:01 Grinder, at your service. Your granny sent me.
24:05 Oh, so that's how you knew who we were.
24:08 Smile, Mr. Grinder.
24:10 I'm Hello Kitty. These are my friends.
24:13 Tuck-feet are Sam, Chip, and my melody.
24:16 Please, Tomeecha, now get in.
24:20 The road to Castlevania is closed.
24:36 We're going to Catula's castle.
24:39 I wonder who Catula is.
24:41 I don't know, but it looks like we're going to find out.
24:46 (chuckles)
24:48 Isn't there another road to the village?
24:55 Nope. The only one that's washed out.
24:58 We'll have to stay here tonight.
25:02 Here? We're going to spend the night here?
25:09 Sleep outside if you want. I'm going in.
25:12 Me too!
25:14 What makes you so comfortable?
25:17 This place gives me the creeps.
25:19 Yeah, even the cobwebs.
25:22 Cobwebs?
25:23 Your home stays will be right with you.
25:27 Good evening.
25:30 The Baroness of Vance!
25:34 The Duchess of Dartmouth!
25:36 The Royal Highness!
25:38 The Countess Catula of Castlevania!
25:42 Welcome to my humble castle.
25:45 Thank you for letting us stay the night, Countess.
25:48 I am sorry I cannot offer you any milk,
25:52 but there's none to be had in all the land.
25:55 That's okay. We've won our own.
25:57 I must get my beauty rest. Good night.
26:05 Oh, Countess! Say cheese!
26:08 Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.
26:15 Forgive me. I'm camera shy.
26:18 Again. Good night. Sleep tight.
26:21 Don't let the bedbugs bite.
26:23 Come on!
26:25 Get that camera away from her and leave the guest room windows unlocked.
26:30 I want to drink their milk.
26:34 That's weird.
26:36 Countess Catula isn't in the picture.
26:38 Maybe it did an immigrant.
26:40 But she was right next to Mr. Grinder.
26:43 They say vampires can't be photographed.
26:48 Do you really think Catula could be a vampire?
26:54 Your grandma said there was one terrorizing the village.
26:58 I know. I'll take another picture of her to be sure.
27:02 My camera! I put it on the dresser. Now it's gone.
27:06 Gone? Who took it?
27:09 The vampire!
27:12 Let's help him!
27:16 Too late! We already did!
27:19 There's only one way to settle this.
27:21 Let's talk to the Countess.
27:23 Countess, are you in there?
27:27 I hope she isn't.
27:29 I don't think we should be here.
27:32 Let's see if she has a reflection.
27:35 She doesn't! There's nothing! She must be a...
27:40 Vampire!
27:43 How right you are!
27:47 You'll pay for this!
27:54 Not if I can help it!
27:57 We're safe, Melody! Nobody can get in here now!
28:14 Good evening!
28:16 And look who's here!
28:18 It's the Countess!
28:20 Nobody can get in here now!
28:22 Good evening!
28:24 And let's sneak up to the window!
28:27 Look into my eyes!
28:30 You will obey my every command!
28:35 Where is your mirror?
28:38 More! Bring me more!
28:42 Wow! She put a spell on us!
28:47 Let's get out of here!
28:50 Not so fast!
28:52 Don't look! If we close our eyes, she won't be able to hypnotize us!
28:57 Maybe I cannot hypnotize you, but I can pulverize you!
29:03 Grinder, get in here!
29:06 Grinder!
29:08 Wow!
29:10 You lambs!
29:35 How did we get in here?
29:38 How do we get out of here?
29:40 You don't!
29:42 No!
29:46 Follow me!
30:01 My camera!
30:03 Come on! This is no time to play tourist!
30:06 Yeah! Let's find a way out of here!
30:10 Go for it, Sam!
30:14 Castlevania, here we come!
30:17 Fool! You'll never get away from Countess Catula!
30:24 There it is!
30:29 Castlevania!
30:32 We got the wrongs lost out!
30:34 It was a trick!
30:36 Nothing can stop us now!
30:39 Except a big, ugly vampire bat!
30:43 Don't get it!
30:48 I have an idea! Give me some milk, Chip!
30:51 That should keep her busy!
31:00 Whoa!
31:02 Kitty!
31:07 I hate to bother you, but there's a vampire after us!
31:12 Don't worry about her. I have a secret weapon. Garlic!
31:18 Phew! I hope that smell wears off!
31:22 You better hope it doesn't, Sunny. It keeps the vampire away from the village.
31:27 I don't think garlic is going to help.
31:30 Catnapp it! There goes the milk supply.
31:34 Not so fast! Watch this!
31:37 No!
31:39 Now hear this! Calling all villagers!
31:43 Calling all villagers! Ring your cameras!
31:47 Oh!
31:54 Oh!
31:56 Thanks to Kitty and her friends, we no longer have to worry about Catula.
32:06 Yay!
32:10 Thank you! Now I have a surprise for you!
32:14 Powdered milk!
32:21 Enough for everybody!
32:24 Yay!
32:29 Yay!
32:45 Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theatre is proud to present Hello Mother Goose!
32:52 Once upon a meow in the magical land of Mother Goose, it started out just like any other day.
33:04 But then strange things began to happen.
33:10 When Sammy Nimble Sammy Quick went to jump over his candlestick, he discovered the candle was missing.
33:18 Huh!
33:20 Then, little Catnip Muffet went to sit on her tuffet.
33:29 Oh!
33:31 But it wasn't there. And that was just the beginning.
33:39 Hello Mother Goose!
33:41 Your tarts are missing?
33:43 Hold the phone Queen Fangora of Hearts!
33:46 Hello Mother Goose!
33:48 Hi Grinder Pepper! What do you mean you can't pick a peck of...
33:51 Oh, hold on!
33:53 Hello Mother Goose! Yes, old Grandma Kitty Hover?
33:56 You have a bone to pick? Hang on!
34:00 Enough!
34:06 It's not easy being Hello Mother Goose, but there's a job to be done.
34:13 Let me get this straight. Little Catnip Muffet sat on a tuffet eating her curds and whey?
34:30 No, that's what I was supposed to do.
34:33 Let me get this down.
34:35 Whey! No curds either.
34:38 Someone stole my tuffet and I fell and spilled it.
34:43 Then along came a spider and sat down beside her.
34:48 Oh! And frightened Little Catnip Muffet away.
34:53 Get out of my curds and get out of my whey!
34:58 Get it?
35:00 Hey! Don't get on my case! I'm just doing my job!
35:05 Yeah, if you'd been doing your job, my tuffet wouldn't be gone.
35:10 Oh yeah? Yeah!
35:12 Says who? Says me!
35:13 Says you! Says me! I don't have a tuffet, do I?
35:16 Better check this out.
35:18 Sit tight, I'll get back to you.
35:27 Sit tight? Easy for you to say. You have something to sit on.
35:33 Sammy nimble, Sammy quick.
35:37 But Sam didn't jump over the candlestick.
35:40 And why? Because the candle is missing.
35:43 So I put it on top of a tuffet to make it taller.
35:47 Stay nimble, Sam.
35:51 Jump over this for a while. I'm going to borrow this tuffet.
35:55 Sure. It's not mine anyway.
35:57 It appears that these incidents are related.
36:02 Oh, Grandma Kitty Hubbard, you went to the cupboard to get your poor dog a bone?
36:08 But when I got there, the cupboard was bare.
36:12 And so my poor dog had none.
36:15 Do you mind if I borrow this candle?
36:20 Oh, go ahead. I don't need it anymore.
36:23 Pieces of the puzzle are starting to fall into place.
36:27 Grinder Piper, I thought you'd be picking a pack of pickled peppers.
36:34 Oh, how can Grinder Piper pick a pack of pickled peppers when there are no pickled peppers to pick?
36:41 You've got a point. You need pickled peppers to pick a pack.
36:46 You're not kidding. Take a peek at this place.
36:50 And they took my basket, too.
36:53 So there I was, proudly picking pickled peppers from my pickled pepper patch.
36:59 A huge white monster passed through and poof! I was devastated.
37:05 What's this?
37:07 Hmm. Hinged peppers. Poor pathetic pooch.
37:12 I'm okay. I found a bone to pick.
37:15 Ah-ha! The mystery unravels.
37:19 [coughing]
37:22 Little Melody Peep, what's the matter?
37:26 I, I Little Melody Peep, have lost my sheep and don't know where to find them.
37:32 Leave them alone. They'll come home wagging their tails behind them.
37:36 That's not what happened.
37:38 They already came back with smoke coming out of their mouths and their tails spinning like a baller.
37:45 They drank all the water and ran away.
37:48 All they left was this basket.
37:52 Which direction did they go?
37:54 That way.
37:55 Don't worry, Little Melody Peep. I'm hot on their trail.
37:59 I miss my sheep.
38:07 Hello, Mother Goose.
38:12 Hey, Diddle Diddle, Chip and the Fiddle, do you have anything to tell me?
38:16 You bet I do.
38:18 Last night I was fiddling around in the moonlight.
38:21 As usual, the cow jumped over the moon.
38:25 The little duck laughed to see such sport.
38:28 Huh?
38:30 And the dish ran away with the spoon?
38:33 No! That's what I'm trying to tell you.
38:36 They never showed up.
38:38 Who?
38:39 The dish and the spoon.
38:41 Odd.
38:42 Where's the king?
38:43 Probably playing with his bubble pipe and listening to his fiddlers in the throne room.
38:48 Don't give up hope. I'm close to figuring this whole thing out.
38:52 It's around here somewhere.
38:58 This must be it. The throne room.
39:10 Cat, Nabbit.
39:12 Oh, Rabbit Kitty Cole, you're a merry old soul and a merry old soul are thee.
39:19 I used to be. Then I called for my pipe and I called for my bowl.
39:25 But this isn't your bowl, Your Merriness.
39:28 You got it, Mother Goose.
39:30 So now you can't call for your fiddlers three.
39:33 Right.
39:35 That's why I'm not a merry old soul anymore.
39:39 I want my bowl. I want it now.
39:43 Mind if I keep these for evidence?
39:49 You can keep them forever-inch.
39:52 Queen Bangora Parts, you made some tarts all on a summer's day?
39:58 And the knave of hearts who stole the tarts and took them all away is on vacation.
40:05 Therefore, your prime suspect has an alibi.
40:08 Right. It wasn't him. This time.
40:12 And where's your heart-shaped tart dough bowl, Your Heartness?
40:15 The thief who stole the tarts broke the bowl.
40:19 It's enough to break a poor queen's heart.
40:22 Well, well, well.
40:26 The plot thickens.
40:31 I suppose you're wondering why I called you all here.
40:36 Yes!
40:38 Let me explain. I've solved the mysterious thefts.
40:42 [cheering]
40:45 I found they were not thefts at all.
40:47 [gasping]
40:49 But a series of borrowings without permission.
40:52 While Little Catnip Muffet was on her way to get her curds and whey...
41:02 Sambie Nimble borrowed her tuppet without asking.
41:06 Why? He needed the extra height to practice his jumping.
41:14 Her candle was missing from the candlestick.
41:17 Old Grandma Kitty Hubbard had borrowed it without asking.
41:24 She needed it to look for a bone for her dog in the wee hours.
41:31 Of course the bowl was gone because Grinder Piper ate it
41:35 after his pickled peppers were eaten without permission
41:38 by a white flurry monster, which was, in fact,
41:42 none other than Little Melody Peep's wayward flock of sheep.
41:46 They needed something sweet to wash down the taste of the pickled peppers.
41:52 And what better sweet than Queen Fangora Heart's Famous Tart?
41:56 When the sheep accidentally broke the queen's bowl...
42:00 [howling]
42:03 the queen was forced to borrow another bowl...
42:06 from none other than Old Grandpa Kitty Cole.
42:11 Old Grandpa Kitty Cole was thus forced to borrow a poor substitute.
42:19 [snoring]
42:23 [snoring]
42:26 Chip and the Fiddle's Dish and Spoon.
42:32 So here's everything I could get back.
42:36 [cheering]
42:39 But where are my sheep?
42:42 Help! Help! You won't believe what happened.
42:48 Try me, Papa Kitty Pumpkin Eater who had a wife and couldn't keep her.
42:52 Well, for sure I can't keep her now.
42:55 This white blurgh came by and ate up my pumpkin.
42:59 Ow!
43:01 Oh, no! Humpty Dumpty was sitting on the wall
43:08 and the sheep ran by and he had a great fall.
43:11 I'll call the king's horses and all the king's men
43:14 to put Humpty Dumpty together again.
43:17 Don't worry, little melody peep.
43:19 The rest of us will go and round up your sheep.
43:22 [howls]
43:24 [laughing]
43:43 G'day, mate. Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theatre is proud to take you down under to present...
43:49 Crocodile Penguin!
43:52 Once upon a meow in faraway Australia,
43:57 a mighty wrestler named Crocodile Penguin fought for the Australian Championship.
44:02 [cheering]
44:05 [cheering]
44:08 [growling]
44:13 [roaring]
44:18 [roaring]
44:23 [roaring]
44:30 [roaring]
44:33 This guy's a big star in Australia.
44:39 I want you to write a story for the newspaper on Crocodile Penguin.
44:43 You're booked on the next flight out.
44:46 Wow! Australia!
44:49 You've got it, Madame Publisher.
44:52 It won't be easy, Kitty. I hear the penguin doesn't talk much.
44:56 Don't worry. I'll get him to talk.
44:59 Hey, maybe this guy'll fight Hulk Alligator.
45:08 Yeah! Then we can finally have a royal championship bout.
45:15 Take a look, Hulk.
45:17 Champion Crocodile, wrestler of Australia.
45:24 Australia? What's that?
45:27 Not what, where!
45:30 Look, genius. We're here, and Australia's down there.
45:34 It's a country full of people.
45:37 How come they don't fall off?
45:40 They have Velcro on their feet, dummy.
45:44 Hey, what's the point?
45:46 I'll pulverize this little upside-down marshmallow into penguin burgers.
45:51 Just like that.
45:54 The point is, everybody's scared to wrestle you, Hulk.
45:58 This guy might be dumb enough to try.
46:01 Let's get him up to New York.
46:03 I can see it now.
46:05 World Wrestling Championship at Caddison Square Garden.
46:10 Hulk Alligator versus Crocodile Penguin.
46:13 What do you think, Hulk?
46:15 Huh? Think about what?
46:19 (roaring)
46:22 Welcome to Australia.
46:35 Thanks.
46:37 Come on in. Crocodile Penguin will be right along.
46:41 (roaring)
46:46 (laughing)
46:49 Take that, Mike.
46:58 Help him! Somebody help him!
47:03 I'll help you.
47:13 Crocodile Penguin, at your service.
47:16 Some joke. We knew it wasn't real.
47:19 We knew all the time.
47:21 Good day, ladies.
47:23 So you're the reporter.
47:26 Good day, Mr. Penguin. I'm Hello Kitty, staff writer for the Kitty Times.
47:32 So, what do you want to know about me?
47:35 Everything. How you got started wrestling Crocs.
47:39 In that case, we ought to go to the outback.
47:42 Wow, sounds exciting.
47:45 That it is. That it is.
47:48 Need a hand, mate?
47:59 Sure. Thanks.
48:02 You're Crocodile Penguin's manager, aren't you?
48:05 Yeah, that's...
48:07 I got a deal you can't refuse.
48:12 (water splashing)
48:15 Gee, it's so peaceful.
48:19 I was expecting lots of snapping Crocs at every...
48:22 (roaring)
48:24 (screaming)
48:27 Naughty, naughty! That's not yours.
48:31 (roaring)
48:34 Can you hold that for a minute while I pee and film?
48:38 Don't say I didn't warn you.
48:41 Bad crocodile.
48:45 Give me your claw.
48:47 (groaning)
48:55 Turn off the crocodile tears.
49:01 You get the point, mate?
49:03 Thank you, Crocodile Penguin. That was great.
49:06 Aw, gee. It's all in a day's work.
49:10 Hey, I'm hungry. How about we throw a shrimp on the barbie?
49:14 Yeah.
49:16 There's a fork ahead. Which way?
49:24 He always goes to the right.
49:27 (groaning)
49:30 What was that noise?
49:33 (screaming)
49:36 Have you seen the paddle?
49:54 Oh, they were in the way. I threw them out.
49:59 (screaming)
50:02 (screaming)
50:05 Are we supposed to go this way?
50:11 (screaming)
50:14 If that boy weren't out of second grade, I would have took third grade.
50:22 What was my teacher's name? Mrs. Price.
50:26 She said I made awfully bad jokes.
50:29 She wasn't too keen on puns, you know.
50:32 You said something.
50:38 No. Go on. It's fascinating. Really.
50:41 Then in the fourth grade, I heard Mrs. Broom.
50:44 That's when I learned all about standing in the corner.
50:47 She said I was a quick learner.
50:50 (screaming)
50:52 Oh, no. Somebody help!
50:56 (screaming)
50:59 Good day, mates. Nice of you to drop in.
51:02 How did you...
51:04 Listen, you're wrestling Hulk Alligator in New York City next week for the world championship.
51:10 Hulk Alligator? That lowdown cheater?
51:13 You'll do it, crocodile penguin.
51:15 Too late, Missy. The contract's already signed.
51:21 Listen, Croc, the Hulk's like sturdy. He'll stick to anything.
51:26 All for my reason, I should take him on.
51:29 That's the spirit.
51:31 Come on, boys. We've got a plane to catch.
51:34 Crocodile penguin! Crocodile penguin! Crocodile penguin! Crocodile penguin!
51:51 This hotel room is bigger than me home, Dinks Down Under.
51:56 Think I'll have a scrub in the tub.
51:59 Hey, bubble bath. Never heard of that before.
52:04 I'll give it a go.
52:07 Doesn't he know to lock his door?
52:11 This is New York City, crocodile.
52:14 Is that you? It's Kitty. I'm here to take you sightseeing.
52:18 Meow!
52:21 Yikes!
52:23 Aaaaaah!
52:26 Aaaaaah!
52:30 Smile!
52:33 In this corner, from the other side of the world, crocodile penguin.
52:41 Go, crocodile penguin!
52:43 And in this corner, the world wrestling champion, the king of the New York City sewer system, Hulk alligator.
52:55 Bye-bye, penguin.
52:59 (roaring)
53:04 (laughing)
53:10 Take this, boy-brain!
53:13 One!
53:16 Two!
53:19 Three!
53:22 (roaring)
53:33 Where are you, cowboy?
53:36 At your service, sewer breath.
53:39 Where are you?
53:42 (roaring)
53:46 See you later, alligator!
53:49 (roaring)
53:55 The new wrestling champion of the world, crocodile penguin.
54:01 (cheering)
54:05 He did it! What's next?
54:08 It's home to the outback.
54:10 But it's dangerous.
54:12 Not as dangerous as city life for me. I'll take a crocodile swamp any day.
54:17 We'll miss you.
54:19 Well, drop in sometime. We'll talk some other shrimp on the farm.
54:23 Smile!
54:25 The show.
54:28 Oh, cut it out. No use crying over spilled milk.
54:33 But there isn't time to get more.
54:36 You know my motto. Always be prepared for anything.
54:41 Here. I'm going to get to drink it up anyway.
54:44 Gee, thanks, Catnip. That's nice of you.
54:48 Don't tell anybody, okay? I don't want to ruin my reputation.
54:54 Hurry up, you two. It's curtain time.
54:57 Hello Kitty's Fairy Tale Theater is proud to present...
55:01 Catula, a fur-raising story.
55:05 Once upon a meow in a small village in Castlevania,
55:09 a terrifying vampire was on the loose.
55:12 (howling)
55:16 (howling)
55:20 (laughing)
55:24 Jump in, catfish. That milk-guzzling bad thing struck again.
55:30 I've had it.
55:33 Dear Hello Kitty, a milk-slurping vampire is loose in our village.
55:42 There isn't a drop of milk left anywhere.
55:46 Come and help. Bring lots of milk. Love, Granny.
55:51 Pack your bags. We're going to Castlevania.
55:54 Fasten your seatbelts. Next stop, Castlevania.
55:58 (howling)
56:02 Gosh, what an airport.
56:10 Smile.
56:15 Thanks. Now all we have to do is get to the village.
56:19 Taxi!
56:24 Are you Hello Kitty and friends?
56:28 Maybe we should walk.
56:30 Uh, yes, we are.
56:32 How did you know we were coming?
56:35 Grinder, at your service. Your granny sent me.
56:39 Oh, so that's how you knew who we were.
56:42 Smile, Mr. Grinder.
56:44 I'm Hello Kitty. These are my friends, Tuxedo Sam, Chip, and my melody.
56:51 Pleased to meet you. Now get in.
56:54 The road to Castlevania is closed.
57:10 We're going to Catula's castle.
57:13 I wonder who Catula is.
57:16 I don't know, but it looks like we're going to find out.
57:21 (laughing)
57:23 Isn't there another road to the village?
57:30 Nope. The only one that's washed out.
57:33 We'll have to stay here tonight.
57:37 Here? We're going to spend the night here?
57:43 Sleep outside if you want. I'm going in.
57:47 Me too!
57:49 So comfortable.
57:51 This place gives me the creeps.
57:53 Yeah, even the cobwebs are cobbling.
57:57 Your hostess will be right with you.
58:01 Good evening.
58:04 The Baroness of Vance!
58:08 The Duchess of Darkness!
58:10 The Royal Highness of Catula of Catsuevania!
58:16 Welcome to my humble castle.
58:19 Thank you for letting us stay the night, Countess.
58:22 I am sorry I cannot offer you any milk,
58:26 but there's none to be had in all the land.
58:29 That's okay. We brought our own.
58:32 I must get my beauty rest. Good night.
58:39 Oh, Countess! Say cheese!
58:43 Ah!
58:45 Sorry, I didn't mean to startle you.
58:49 Forgive me. I'm camera shy.
58:52 Again, good night. Sleep tight.
58:55 Don't let the midwives...