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00:00 ( all chattering )
00:02 Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theatre
00:09 is proud to present
00:11 Hello Mother Goose.
00:13 ( applause )
00:15 ( music playing )
00:17 Once upon a meow
00:21 in the magical land of Mother Goose,
00:23 it started out just like any other day.
00:25 ( music playing )
00:27 But then strange things began to happen.
00:30 When Sammy Nimble Sammy Quick
00:32 went to jump over his candlestick,
00:35 he discovered the candle was missing.
00:38 Huh.
00:40 ( music playing )
00:42 Then little Cottonat Muffet went to sit on her tuffet.
00:50 Ooh!
00:52 ( music playing )
00:54 Ooh!
00:57 ( laughing )
00:59 But it wasn't there.
01:01 And that was just the beginning.
01:03 ( music playing )
01:05 Hello Mother Goose.
01:07 Your tarts are missing?
01:09 Hold the phone Queen Fangora of Hearts.
01:12 Hello Mother Goose.
01:14 Hi Grinder Pepper.
01:16 What do you mean you can't pick a peck of--
01:18 Oh, hold on.
01:20 Hello Mother Goose.
01:22 You have a bone to pick?
01:24 Hang on.
01:26 ( music playing )
01:28 Enough!
01:32 ( groaning )
01:34 It's not easy being Hello Mother Goose,
01:37 but there's a job to be done.
01:39 ( music playing )
01:41 Let me get this straight.
01:51 Little Cottonat Muffet sat on her tuffet
01:53 eating her curds and whey.
01:55 No, that's what I was supposed to do.
01:58 Let me get this down.
02:00 No way.
02:02 No curds either.
02:04 Someone stole my tuffet and I fell and spilled it.
02:08 Then along came a spider and sat down beside her.
02:13 Ooh!
02:15 ( laughing )
02:16 And frightened Little Cottonat Muffet away.
02:19 Get out of my curds and get out of my whey.
02:23 ( laughing )
02:25 Get it?
02:26 Hey! Don't get on my case.
02:28 I'm just doing my job.
02:30 Yeah, if you'd been doing your job,
02:33 my tuffet wouldn't be gone.
02:36 Oh, yeah?
02:37 Yeah.
02:38 Says who?
02:39 Says me.
02:40 Says you?
02:41 Says me.
02:42 I don't have a tuffet, do I?
02:43 Better check this out.
02:45 ( engine revving )
02:47 Sit tight, I'll get back to you.
02:49 Sit tight?
02:54 Easy for you to say.
02:56 You have something to sit on.
02:58 Sammy nimble, Sammy quick.
03:02 But Sam didn't jump over the candlestick.
03:05 And why?
03:06 Because the candle is missing.
03:08 So I put it on top of a tuffet to make it taller.
03:12 Stay nimble, Sam.
03:17 Jump over this for a while.
03:19 I'm going to borrow this tuffet.
03:21 Sure, it's not mine anyway.
03:23 It appears that these incidents are related.
03:28 Old Grandma Kitty Hubbard,
03:31 you went to the cupboard to get your poor dog a bone?
03:34 But when I got there, the cupboard was bare.
03:38 And so my poor dog had none.
03:41 ( coughing )
03:44 Do you mind if I borrow this candle?
03:46 Oh, go ahead. I don't need it anymore.
03:49 Pieces of the puzzle are starting to fall into place.
03:53 Grinder Piper,
03:57 I thought you'd be picking a pack of pickled peppers.
04:00 Oh, how can Grinder Piper pick a pack of pickled peppers
04:04 when there are no pickled peppers to pick?
04:07 You've got a point.
04:10 You need pickled peppers to pick a pack.
04:12 You're not kidding.
04:14 Take a peek at this place.
04:16 And they took my basket, too.
04:19 So there I was,
04:21 proudly picking pickled peppers from my pickled pepper patch.
04:25 A huge white monster passed through and--
04:28 Oh, I was devastated.
04:31 What's this?
04:33 Hmm.
04:35 Hinged peppers.
04:36 Poor pathetic pooch.
04:38 I'm okay.
04:39 I found a bone to pick.
04:41 Aha! The mystery unravels.
04:44 ( coughing )
04:48 Little Melody Peep, what's the matter?
04:52 I, Little Melody Peep, have lost my sheep
04:56 and don't know where to find them.
04:58 Leave them alone.
04:59 Now come home wagging their tails behind them.
05:02 That's not what happened.
05:04 They already came back with smoke coming out of their mouths
05:09 and their tails spinning like a baller.
05:12 They drank all the water and ran away.
05:15 All they left was this basket.
05:18 Which direction did they go?
05:20 That way.
05:21 Don't worry, Little Melody Peep.
05:23 I'm hot on their trail.
05:25 I miss my sheep.
05:33 Hello, Mother Goose.
05:38 Hey, Diddle Diddle, Chip and the Fiddle,
05:40 do you have anything to tell me?
05:42 You bet I do.
05:44 Last night I was fiddling around in the moonlight.
05:47 As usual, the cow jumped over the moon.
05:51 The little duck laughed to see such sport.
05:54 Huh?
05:56 And the dish ran away with the spoon?
05:59 No!
06:00 That's what I'm trying to tell you.
06:02 They never showed up.
06:04 Who?
06:05 The dish and the spoon.
06:07 Odd.
06:08 Where's the king?
06:09 Probably playing with his bubble pipe
06:11 and listening to his fiddlers through the throne room.
06:14 Don't give up hope.
06:15 I'm close to figuring this whole thing out.
06:18 Phew.
06:19 It's around here somewhere.
06:24 This must be it, the throne room.
06:36 Catnabbit.
06:38 Old Rabbit Kitty Cole,
06:41 you're a merry old soul and a merry old soul are thee.
06:45 I used to be.
06:48 Then I called for my pipe and I called for my bowl.
06:51 But this isn't your bowl, Your Merriness.
06:54 You got it, Mother Goose.
06:56 So now you can't call for your fiddlers three.
06:59 Right.
07:01 That's why I'm not a merry old soul anymore.
07:05 I want my bowl.
07:07 I want it now.
07:09 Mind if I keep these for evidence?
07:15 You can keep them forever-inch.
07:18 Queen Fangora of Hearts,
07:22 you made some tarts all on a summer's day?
07:24 And the knave of hearts who stole the tarts
07:27 and took them all away is on vacation.
07:31 Therefore, your prime suspect has an alibi.
07:34 Right, it wasn't him.
07:36 This time.
07:38 And where's your heart-shaped tart dough bowl, Your Heartness?
07:41 The thief who stole the tarts broke the bowl.
07:45 It's enough to break a poor queen's heart.
07:48 Well, well, well.
07:52 The plot thickens.
07:57 I suppose you're wondering why I called you all here.
08:02 Yes!
08:04 Let me explain.
08:06 I've solved the mysterious thefts.
08:08 (all cheering)
08:11 I found they were not thefts at all.
08:13 (all gasping)
08:15 But a series of borrowings without permission.
08:18 While Little Catnip Muffet was on her way to get her curds and whey...
08:28 Sambie Nimble borrowed her tuppet without asking.
08:32 Why? He needed the extra height to practice his jumping.
08:40 A candle was missing from the candlestick.
08:43 Old Grandma Kitty Hubbard had borrowed it without asking.
08:50 She needed it to look for a bone for her dog in the wee hours.
08:57 Of course the bowl was gone because Grinder Piper ate it
09:01 after his pickled peppers were eaten without permission
09:04 by a white flurry monster, which was, in fact,
09:08 none other than Little Melody Peep's wayward flock of sheep.
09:12 They needed something sweet to wash down the taste of the pickled peppers.
09:18 And what better sweet than Queen Fangora Heart's Famous Tart?
09:22 When the sheep accidentally broke the queen's bowl...
09:26 (howling)
09:28 (howling)
09:30 ...the queen was forced to borrow another bowl...
09:33 ...from none other than Old Grandpa Kitty Cole.
09:38 Old Grandpa Kitty Cole was thus forced to borrow a poor substitute.
09:46 (snoring)
09:48 (snoring)
09:50 Chip and the Fiddle's Dish and Spoon.
09:57 So here's everything I could get back.
10:02 (cheering)
10:04 But where are my sheep?
10:08 Help! Help! You won't believe what happened.
10:12 Try me, Papa Kitty Pumpkin Eater who had a wife and couldn't keep her.
10:17 Well, for sure I can't keep her now.
10:20 This white flurr came by and ate up my pumpkin.
10:24 Oh, no! Humpty Dumpty was sitting on the wall
10:33 and the sheep ran by and he had a great fall.
10:36 I'll call the king's horses and all the king's men
10:39 to put Humpty Dumpty together again.
10:42 Don't worry, Little Melody Peep.
10:45 The rest of us will go and round up your sheep.
10:48 (meowing)
10:50 (laughing)
11:02 G'day, mate.
11:10 Hello Kitty's Furry Tale Theatre is proud to take you down under to present
11:15 Crocodile Penguin.
11:17 Once upon a meow in faraway Australia,
11:23 a mighty wrestler named Crocodile Penguin fought for the Australian Championship.
11:28 (cheering)
11:30 (cheering)
11:32 (roaring)
11:43 (roaring)
11:48 (roaring)
11:54 (roaring)
11:56 This guy's a big star in Australia.
12:05 I want you to write a story for the newspaper on Crocodile Penguin.
12:09 You're booked on the next flight out.
12:12 Wow! Australia!
12:15 You've got it, Madam Publisher.
12:18 Oh, it won't be easy, Kitty.
12:20 I hear the penguin doesn't talk much.
12:22 Don't worry, I'll get him to talk.
12:25 Hey, maybe this guy'll fight Hulk Alligator.
12:34 Yeah, then we can finally have a royal championship bout.
12:41 Take a look, Hulk.
12:43 Champion Crocodile,
12:48 wrestler of Australia.
12:50 Australia? What's that?
12:53 Not what, where.
12:56 Look, genius, we're here and Australia's down there.
13:00 It's a country full of people.
13:02 How come they don't fall off?
13:06 They have Velcro on their feet, dummy.
13:10 Hey, what's the point?
13:12 I'll pulverize this little upside-down marshmallow into penguin burgers.
13:17 Just like that.
13:20 The point is, everybody's scared to wrestle you, Hulk.
13:24 This guy might be dumb enough to try.
13:27 Let's get him up to New York.
13:29 I can see it now.
13:31 World Wrestling Championship at Caddison Square Garden.
13:36 Hulk Alligator versus Crocodile Penguin.
13:39 What do you think, Hulk?
13:41 Huh? Think about what?
13:45 (roaring)
13:48 Welcome to Australia.
14:01 Thanks.
14:03 Come on in. Crocodile Penguin will be right along.
14:12 (laughing)
14:15 Take that, Mike.
14:23 Help him. Somebody help him.
14:28 I'll help you.
14:32 Crocodile Penguin, at your service.
14:41 Some joke.
14:43 We knew it wasn't real. We knew all the time.
14:46 Good day, ladies.
14:48 So you're the reporter.
14:51 Good day, Mr. Penguin. I'm Hello Kitty, staff writer for the Kitty Times.
14:57 So, what do you want to know about me?
15:01 Everything. How you got started wrestling Crocs.
15:04 In that case, we ought to go to the Outback.
15:07 The Outback?
15:09 Wow, sounds exciting.
15:11 Oh, that it is. That it is.
15:14 (laughing)
15:22 Need a hand, mate?
15:25 Uh, sure. Thanks.
15:28 You're Crocodile Penguin's manager, aren't you?
15:31 Uh, yeah. That's...
15:33 I've got a deal you can't refuse.
15:37 (music playing)
15:40 Gee, it's so peaceful.
15:45 I was expecting lots of snapping Crocs at every...
15:48 Turn!
15:51 (screaming)
15:53 Darcy, Darcy, that's not yours.
15:57 (growling)
16:00 Can you hold that pose a minute while I team film?
16:04 Don't say I didn't warn you.
16:07 Bad crocodile.
16:11 Give me your claw.
16:13 (groaning)
16:21 Turn off the crocodile tears.
16:27 You get the point, mate?
16:29 Thank you, Crocodile Penguin. That was great.
16:32 Aw, gee. It's all in a day's work.
16:35 Hey, I'm hungry.
16:37 How about we throw a shrimp on the barbie?
16:40 Yeah.
16:42 There's a fork ahead. Which way?
16:49 He always goes to the right.
16:52 Mm-hmm.
16:54 Yeah.
16:56 What was that noise?
16:58 (screaming)
17:01 (music playing)
17:04 Have you seen the paddle?
17:19 Oh, they were in the way. I threw them out.
17:28 (screaming)
17:31 Aren't we supposed to go this way?
17:37 (screaming)
17:39 I got bored out of second grade. I went into third grade.
17:48 What was my teacher's name?
17:50 Mrs. Price.
17:52 She said I made awfully bad jokes.
17:55 She wasn't too keen on puns, you know.
17:58 You said something.
18:04 No. Go on. It's fascinating. Really.
18:07 Then in the fourth grade, I heard Mrs. Broom.
18:10 That's when I learned all about standing in the corner.
18:13 She said I was a quick learner.
18:16 (screaming)
18:18 Oh, no. Somebody help!
18:22 (screaming)
18:24 Good day, mates. Nice of you to drop in.
18:28 How'd you... Don't...
18:30 Listen, you're wrestling Hulk Alligator in New York City next week
18:34 for the world championship.
18:36 Hulk Alligator? That lowdown cheater?
18:39 Don't do it, Croc-Elled Penguin.
18:41 Too late, Missy. The contract's already signed.
18:47 Listen, Croc, the Hulk's like sturdy. He'll stick to anything.
18:52 All for my reason I should take him on.
18:55 That's the spirit.
18:57 Come on, boys. We've got a plane to catch.
19:01 Croc-Elled Penguin! Croc-Elled Penguin!
19:17 This hotel room is bigger than me home, Dix Down Under.
19:22 Think I'll have a scrub in the tub.
19:25 Eh? Robo-Bath? Never heard of that before.
19:30 Ah, I'll give it a go.
19:33 Doesn't he know to lock his door? This is New York City.