NON STOP GOOFY CARTOONS CLASSIC DISNEY -- 2016 new
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00:00 ♪ [music] ♪
00:19 - Good evening, ladies and gentlemen. We're about to witness the basketball
00:22 battle of the century. The whole town has turned out to back the local team from
00:25 University U, and Polytechnic University from upstate is well supported too.
00:30 The UUPU rivalry dates back to the beginning of the century, and up to now,
00:33 the score is even. And tonight's battle is a toss-up between these two squads.
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00:40 Here comes the home squad out onto the floor. Just listen to that crowd.
00:43 [crowd cheering]
00:45 And here comes the visiting team.
00:46 - Hooray!
00:49 [horn blaring]
00:50 - The teams are out there warming up now, and it won't be long before we get
00:52 underway.
00:54 Basketball attracts the tall boys, whose great height makes it easy for them to
00:57 drop the ball through the hook. These last-minute practice shots are very
01:02 important to the boys. They like to have their eyes sharpened up for that old
01:05 bucket.
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01:15 All right, we're ready to go here now. It's a tense moment.
01:17 The players are anxiously awaiting the outcome of the first toss.
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01:27 Polytechnic coach is giving last-minute instructions to his star player.
01:31 Referee is picking up the ball.
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01:36 Now, both squads are on the court. They're lined up for the jump.
01:38 Oh, the tension is terrific.
01:40 [whistle blows]
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01:45 The ball is tipped. Vanna has it. Pivoting, he bounces the ball to West,
01:48 who dribbles and passes to Hannah. Hannah tosses back to West.
01:51 West to Hannah, back to West, to Hannah, to West, to Hannah, to West.
01:54 The ball's to Vanna in the pivot spot. Back to West, waiting for an opening,
01:57 to Reeves, to Huber, over to...
01:58 Oh, there's the break. Reeves, dribbling the ball, past the defense,
02:02 under the basket. He shoots. It's good. Two points, and the home team draws
02:05 first blood. Wright takes it out of bounds, flips it to Vanna, over to Reeves
02:09 again in the pivot position, over to Gracie, to Berg, to Feed.
02:11 [whistle blows]
02:13 The sharp eyes of the referees sometimes catch things the spectators miss.
02:16 So let's retrace that last play and view it through the referee's eye.
02:21 Sibley dribbling, they guard him closely, and he passes to Wright.
02:26 West has it, dribbling down court. Look at that footwork.
02:31 Satterwhite gets one free throw. It's up to the referee to make sure that
02:35 the thrower's feet do not overlap the free throw line.
02:40 And he makes the point. King tosses into Sibley, who dribbles down court,
02:43 across the center line, pivots, and passes to Tobleman in position.
02:47 And he's... No, Hagen has the ball. He shoots. It's blocked.
02:51 No, it's... It's... It's... It's... No, no, it's... It's...
02:54 [crowd cheering]
02:57 Yes, it's good. What teamwork. The ball's into Murray, who dribbles past
03:02 the offensive man. There's a long pass. Gracie has it. He dribbles in and shoots.
03:07 It's good. Reeves tosses along with... down to Hanna, to West, back to...
03:11 No, it's intercepted. The shot from the side and good.
03:14 There's another basket, another, and another. They're on the university's basket now.
03:17 Hanna shoots, good. Reeves shoots, good. There's another shot, and another,
03:21 and another, and another. All good. And it's tipped in, and that's good, too.
03:24 Wright has it, dribbling down the sidelines. He's in the clear.
03:27 Hell ball. These UU boys are really on their toes.
03:30 [crowd cheering]
03:37 Reeves takes the ball, dribbles into his front court. Wow! Berg ties him up.
03:41 [crowd cheering]
03:43 But he gets it away. It's in. Right into Berg, over to Gracie, back to Wright.
03:48 Hanna to Reeves, over the center, into West, to Banta, to Satterwhite.
03:52 And there's the gun ending the first half. The teams are going to the dressing room
03:55 for that well-earned rest. All set to go again.
03:59 UU has a four-point lead as we go into the second half.
04:02 [whistle blows]
04:04 [crowd cheering]
04:07 All right, Breitman gets the ball. He gets to the defense.
04:10 In the clear, and on his way.
04:12 [crowd cheering]
04:14 [whistle blows]
04:16 [crowd cheering]
04:18 [crowd laughing]
04:20 The ball's tossed into Kinney. No, it's intercepted by West. What a play.
04:24 He's in the clear.
04:26 [crowd laughing]
04:27 [whistle blows]
04:28 Something's wrong.
04:30 [crowd laughing]
04:32 [crowd laughing]
04:34 And Berg leaves the game.
04:36 This is a real blow to the coach.
04:38 [crowd laughing]
04:42 Number 17, Patton, goes in.
04:44 The ball's in play. The defense closes in.
04:47 [whistle blows]
04:48 Another PU man out on foul.
04:51 The coach looks worried. He's losing a lot of good men.
04:54 Two more men going in.
04:56 There goes another one. And another.
04:58 [whistle blows]
04:59 The coach is in a tough spot.
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05:18 Marichu reports to the referee.
05:20 All set to go again. Gracie takes the ball out of bounds.
05:23 His men are covered. What a battle we're witnessing tonight.
05:25 The score is UU35-PU34 with only one minute to go.
05:29 The ball is in the bandit. It's passed to Gracie, to Frazier, over to Kinney.
05:32 It's pivoted over to Reed. Back to Kinney. There's the break.
05:34 There's a shot. Another.
05:36 Murray takes it off the backboard.
05:38 There's a battle going on under UU's basket.
05:40 All right, takes it off the backboard.
05:42 They're down the court. Wow, what a mix-up.
05:44 They're really fighting now.
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05:56 Only 30 seconds left in the ballgame and the crowd is wild.
05:59 A scramble under UU's basket.
06:01 Another pass. West shoots. Another. Another. Another.
06:04 No good. Another. Another. Not good.
06:06 Another. And it's in.
06:08 And the old ballgame. No, no, it's not.
06:10 Yes. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes.
06:16 Wow, what a beautiful defense.
06:18 He's open for a shot. This might be it.
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06:32 The seconds are rapidly disappearing.
06:34 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5.
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06:40 Marathou shoots and he's in.
06:42 I mean, it's in. Yes. Yes.
06:44 And there's the final gun. PU 36, UU 35.
06:48 The upstate boys really came through.
06:50 And just listen to those PU fans.
06:53 Hail to victory for old PU.
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07:18 [music]
07:46 Back through the smoke of centuries,
07:49 when Columbus first set foot on the new world.
07:52 How? How? You? Smoke. Match? Match.
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08:00 Ah.
08:02 And so Columbus not only proved the world was round,
08:05 but also firm and fully packed.
08:08 Smoking became a new habit in the old world.
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08:16 Fire. Fire. Yes, sir.
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08:21 Ah.
08:23 It got so man could face any test with a cigarette in his mouth.
08:27 Ready, aim, fire.
08:31 Ah.
08:33 It's a Phyllis Morrison.
08:36 Smokers could read the handwriting on the wall.
08:39 Today, they see the sky writing in the air.
08:42 [music]
08:49 The average man's habit of smoking leaves its marks deeply imprinted upon his surroundings.
08:57 With tobacco, the smoker finds relaxation and contentment.
09:02 [music]
09:09 A constant companion in his leisure hours.
09:13 Ah, that last puff before retiring.
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09:19 And that first drag on a rising.
09:23 Ah.
09:26 It's mild fragrance with a morning shave.
09:29 Ah. That cool inhale with coffee and toast.
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09:35 A fast exhale while leaving for work.
09:38 Ah.
09:40 The soothing fag to face the day's toil.
09:43 [music]
09:45 But sometimes because of the irritated eyes, tickling throat, dry hack, coughing, wheezing, and the shortness of wind,
09:52 [music]
09:55 the inveterate smoker gets a strange desire to rid himself of the habit.
10:00 I quit.
10:02 [music]
10:05 There. I feel better already.
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10:40 Well, George, you've gone and done it.
10:42 I sure admire a guy that can quit smoking like you can.
10:47 It ain't easy.
10:48 If it was, I'd quit.
10:51 Quitting, giving up the habit, changed Geef's entire outlook.
10:55 Hey, George, I'm a father. Have a cigar.
10:58 Well, thanks.
11:00 Almost forgot. You quit smoking.
11:02 Yeah.
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11:06 Uh, what'd I quit smoking for?
11:08 I like smoking. I'm no quitter.
11:10 Get a lot of pleasure smoking.
11:12 I love smoking. It's my hobby.
11:14 [gibberish]
11:17 [yells]
11:18 Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke!
11:22 [music]
11:24 [laughs]
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11:27 Bug!
11:28 [music]
11:30 [humming]
11:35 [music]
11:42 Wow!
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11:45 Come on up.
11:47 [music]
11:50 [screams]
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12:01 I got it. I got it.
12:03 I think I got it.
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12:07 [gasps]
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12:17 [slurping]
12:19 Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke!
12:23 [gunshot]
12:24 And the little man wins a big cigar.
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12:43 [gasps]
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12:55 [thud]
12:56 Smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke, smoke!
13:01 [coughing]
13:04 Hey, mister, you got a cig, a fag, a pipe, nail, weed, rope, chaw, cigar, snuffer, or anything.
13:12 Just anything.
13:14 Why, of course, my good man. Have a cigar.
13:18 Oh, thank you, sir.
13:20 [music]
13:23 [sighs]
13:24 Give the smoker enough rope and...
13:26 [explosion]
13:28 He'll hang on to his habit.
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14:02 [clears throat]
14:04 Two thousand seven hundred and sixteen years ago, within the shadow of beautiful Mount Olympus, in the land of ancient Greece, was born an institution known as the Olympic Games.
14:18 Emblematic of these glorious athletic festivals is the torchbearer, who down through the ages has carried aloft the precious flame to the far corners of the earth. Rome, Egypt, India, China.
14:38 Through forests and tractless wastes, over mountains and sea, down to the present day.
14:48 The ritual of the Olympiads demands that this heroic flame shall not become extinguished, but shall be kept burning at all costs,
14:58 serving as a beacon whose unfailing light shall guide all athletes in fair play and clean sportsmanship.
15:06 To give them courage and forever remind them of the brave and the strong, whose nerves of steel and cool heads shall keep alive and preserve at any sacrifice this precious spark for posterity.
15:20 That all mankind shall benefit by the light that never fails.
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15:29 The first Olympic event was foot racing. Therefore, let us briefly analyze the fundamental strides.
15:37 First, the splinter. Note the powerful piston-like action of the legs as compared to the long distance or space-devouring stride of the miler.
15:50 And then that of the marathon runner, whose effortless, untiring stride carries him for amazing distance.
15:57 And last, but not least, the walk. Perhaps one of the most graceful of all, exacting the perfect coordination of all the muscles of the body.
16:06 Note the similarity of the walk to a dance.
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16:25 Uh-oh. Hey, way to shake. We're off the track. Uh, track. Oh, yes, track.
16:33 One of the most spectacular of all track events is the hurdles. Ready, set, go.
16:41 [music]
16:42 Nothing can compare to the ease and grace of the hurdles for sheer beauty of motion.
16:48 [music]
17:03 The pole vault. Beginning with a short run, the pole is planted in the pit. A swing up. Hold it.
17:12 We are now at the apex of the vertical lift. Notice the position of the legs just coming into the jackknife.
17:18 Observe the swing of the hips and the knee flexation as the legs progress into their arc, preparatory to crossing the bar.
17:26 Crossing the... You know, that reminds me of a poem by Tennyson, "Crossing the Bar."
17:31 Sunset and evening star, and one clear call for me, and may there be no moaning of the bar when I put out to sea.
17:43 Don't you think that's a lovely thought? I do.
17:47 All right, jump.
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17:51 Oh, yes. From this position, the body arches itself in a graceful glide, clearing the crossbar and settling it gently into the sardus below.
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18:27 The hammer throwing, more than any other event, calls for terrific muscular development, plus height, weight, and mental alertness.
18:37 The hammer must be swung in a circle until terrific speed is attained.
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19:18 And last, but far from least, the decathlon, a group of ten events arranged to test the athlete's stamina and power.
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20:31 To the victor belong the spoils.
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21:11 Stand by, everybody, as we turn the calendar back 500 years and bring you the 123rd running of the Canterbury Tournament at Blunderstone Castle.
21:17 The weather is clear, the turf is fast, and it looks as if all attendance records will be smashed to smithereens this afternoon.
21:22 Yes, sirree.
21:24 [music]
21:28 Bread or plum pudding?
21:30 Hot pudding, sir.
21:32 Get your programs here, folks. You can't hear one noise from another without a program.
21:37 To the winner of this world-famous tournament today will go riches, honour and glory, and the frail, white, delicate hand of the lovely Princess Esmeralda,
21:44 fairest flower in all the kingdom.
21:46 [music]
21:49 Yahoo!
21:51 What a prize for stout-hearted knights to do and die for.
21:54 And now we take you to the dressing room of the challenger, Sir Loinsday.
21:57 Fourteen points of brawn, muscle and courage, blonde and blue-eyed, ready to pit his strength against the champion for the heavyweight, cast-iron, slugging title of the British Empire.
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22:08 And here we have the little man who, ever since early morning, has been preparing his knight for the big day.
22:13 Introducing Cedric, the loyal and humble servant who dreams of some afternoon when he too will become a knight and face death for the smile of a lovely princess.
22:21 [yawn]
22:23 But today Cedric's duty is to see to it that his master is completely overhauled.
22:26 Valves ground, new piston rings, brakes re-lined, body simonized, and a complete change of oil.
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22:47 The big moment is drawing close now. The crowd is on his toes and yelling for action.
22:51 And we go into final preparations for the big event, the all-important last-minute touches that may very well snatch victory from defeat.
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22:59 Uh-oh, hurry Cedric, hurry!
23:01 [music]
23:10 Get rid of it, stupid, anywhere, under the rug.
23:13 There's no time to lose. Before you can say Jack Robinson and the two sturdy gladiators will be out there, hurry up Cedric, slugging it out for the championship.
23:20 The betting is four to one in favor of the champion, but the challenger is going in there with all the confidence in the world, and there may be an upset if Salonis can turn the tables.
23:27 It's only a matter of seconds now before the two armor-plated contestants meet face-to-face on the field of honor.
23:31 The last minute preparations... But wait, something's gone wrong here.
23:34 Salonis is out, completely out, a cold night. There's been a slip-up and it looks as though the tournament may be off.
23:40 But there's still Cedric. Look here Cedric, you're in the armor now, fate has smiled upon you.
23:45 Lucky stiff, this is your big chance. Just imagine, you Cedric, can be a hero and win the glory, the riches, and the honor.
23:51 To say nothing of the fair hand of the Princess Esmeralda.
23:54 Think of it Cedric, the chance of a lifetime.
23:57 And now coming out on the field, that night of nights, circumference, the champion.
24:04 Old iron pants they call him, never lost his seat in combat, but many a gallant knight has gone down to defeat 'neath the hoops of his trusty war horse.
24:14 And here we have the challenger, it's the loyal Cedric doubling for Salonis Day, willing to do or die for his master.
24:22 Or could it be the fair Princess Esmeralda?
24:25 Looks like love at first sight. With an inspiration like this, how could anyone fail?
24:36 Easy there Cedric, easy does it. And now the knights and horses are in the starting gate.
24:44 They're all ready, battle stations, visors down, lances set, any minute now.
24:48 Although circumference the champion is the odds on paper, ladies and gentlemen, anything can happen out here this afternoon, and probably will.
24:54 The crowd is waiting for the starting signal, it's just a matter of seconds now, the fans are on their toes, and here they go!
25:00 The champion is going to the front, and here comes Cedric the challenger. Both boys are moving into the furious pace, it's gonna be ghastly.
25:06 They're moving closer now, Cedric is on the rail, here's the champion, they're coming up to the line of scrimmage.
25:10 [Screams]
25:12 It's all over, it's all over. With circumference the winner, and still champion.
25:24 Bravo, bravo.
25:27 Boo! Boo!
25:32 But just a minute folks, hold your horses, what's this?
25:35 Yes it is, believe it or not, little old Cedric is in there again. What a fighting heart.
25:40 And now the champion sets himself for another charge. There's the windup, the pitch, and the champion connects.
25:46 It's a line drive going over third base, no a long foul ball into the left field reaches.
25:50 But little Cedric is right back in there again, it's a hot night we have out there this afternoon.
25:55 But the champion is on his toes too, and that's a mighty fistful of sword he has there, and this time he means business, he's going in for the kill.
26:03 Poor little old Cedric, this really looks like the beginning of the end folks, no night living could stand up under this powerhouse of tension.
26:09 It may be the kids last ride, but he's right in there pitching, and he connects.
26:13 What a sock this little fella packs, and the champ rocks back on his heels, little Cedric sure sprung a surprise that time.
26:19 But the champion is splashing back now with a right and a left, a right and a left, he's making every blow count.
26:26 One, two, three, bow, no holes barred in this battle.
26:31 There's a smashing right and Cedric loses his head for a moment.
26:34 But now the champion takes one on the noggin.
26:39 The champ is taking a little more time now, he's lost a little bit of his confidence, this challenger is no green buff.
26:47 He moves in and lets fly with a whirlwind attack, a left, a right, a left, a right, right, left, right, left.
26:51 The champ is throwing everything he's got at little Cedric now, what's holding this kid up?
26:54 He can't take this bombardment much longer, why doesn't somebody stop this sorter? It just don't seem human.
27:00 It's unbearable, there ought to be a law, why the whole suit will have to be scrapped, including Cedric.
27:05 But wait, the champion seems to be tiring, those sledgehammer blows are losing some of their steam.
27:16 The champ is breathing hard now, then again we take him back inside with Cedric.
27:20 Let it cool this boy, but wait, something's happening out there, let's have a look-see.
27:25 Could it be that old iron pants is beginning to weaken?
27:27 Yes, he reels in his saddle, it looks like he's going down, yes he's down, he's down!
27:32 And that wraps it up folks, the winner and new champion, little old Cedric.
27:37 Well that's the way it goes folks, champ one day, champ the next.
27:41 What a day for a night, and what a night for a day.
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