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‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
‘Bitoy’s Funniest Videos’ is home to hilarious pranks and silly videos hosted by the comedy genius Michael V. Watch the full episodes of #BitoysFunniestVideos and other GMA programs here: http://bit.ly/GMAFullEpisodes
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00:00 You're a Yari!
00:02 Ma'am sir, try this flavored mineral water.
00:11 Free taste.
00:13 Try this.
00:18 Where's your company?
00:20 What can you say, sir?
00:29 Try this. It's a flavored mineral water.
00:31 It's good.
00:33 Let's refill it.
00:35 This is the one that's really good.
00:40 Fish!
00:52 There's fish!
00:54 That's the one that's really good.
00:56 Fish!
00:58 Fish!
00:59 Fish!
01:01 Fish!
01:03 Fish!
01:05 Fish!
01:07 Fish!
01:09 Fish!
01:11 Fish!
01:13 Fish!
01:15 Fish!
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01:59 Fish!
02:01 Good evening and welcome to BBFV, Boxing Bedoy's Funniest Videos.
02:15 Since Pacquiao is famous, boxing is also famous.
02:19 In boxing, there are always two people fighting.
02:22 But if there are many people fighting in the middle,
02:25 what will happen?
02:26 He's the only one who's sure of that.
02:28 Jack, you're the man!
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02:57 [MUSIC]
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06:48 [MUSIC]
06:49 Rule number four.
06:51 After the prayer,
06:53 thank the victim and tell her that she is always being followed by her dead husband.
06:58 Suddenly, a zombie will come out, this is her wife,
07:03 from behind the plants and will walk near them.
07:07 Before anything else, here are the props.
07:10 I have an oration with me.
07:12 Now, whoever among you three,
07:15 will pray for your dead husband,
07:18 will win three thousand pesos, of course,
07:22 and one five-eighths for the face of a fool.
07:25 That's all you need.
07:27 And don't forget that even if you have a thick face, you need to clean it.
07:30 There, give a certificate for facial.
07:33 And a t-shirt to show that you are with the Alpha Couple Books.
07:38 So, my friends, whether you are dead or alive,
07:43 you don't care because this is where it will happen,
07:45 in the Alpha Couple Books!
07:48 Can you help me pray?
07:52 Because my wife is always following me.
07:54 Go ahead.
07:56 [BLEEP]
07:58 Let's go, then we'll just move there.
08:00 We're being chased.
08:02 Okay, thank you.
08:04 I'll read this, just answer it.
08:06 This is the first one,
08:08 then we'll go to the next one.
08:12 Thank you.
08:13 Can you help me?
08:17 Huh?
08:19 Because my wife is always following me.
08:22 What will you do?
08:24 Can you help me pray?
08:26 I'll just pray.
08:28 I'm scared.
08:30 Go ahead.
08:32 How much will we pray for?
08:34 I don't have money.
08:36 No, I don't have any payment.
08:38 How much? Because my wife...
08:41 I'll just pray.
08:42 Okay, thank you.
08:44 Just a moment, let me just pray.
08:46 Let's just stay here in the mountains,
08:48 so that...
08:50 For my wife's silence.
08:53 I'll just read this with you.
08:56 Go ahead.
08:58 Just answer the prayers.
09:01 Okay.
09:03 Let's just stay here.
09:05 Okay, let's stay here.
09:09 [Prayer]
09:11 Okay, thank you.
09:17 Let's just pray.
09:28 So that, we'll have a deep answer.
09:31 [Prayer]
09:33 Can you help me?
09:39 So that, I'll succeed in my prayer.
09:41 Go ahead.
09:43 Just a moment.
09:45 Because my wife is always following me.
09:47 Go ahead.
09:49 Just a moment.
09:51 Just answer the prayers.
09:53 I just answered the prayers.
09:55 But the alvaro said that he had an accident.
09:57 So he said that I should just pray.
10:00 [Prayer]
10:01 Just answer the prayers.
10:03 [Prayer]
10:05 Okay, thank you.
10:07 [Prayer]
10:09 No, just read that.
10:11 You read that.
10:13 Read that.
10:15 [Prayer]
10:17 Sir, let's go to this side.
10:19 So that, we can have a plant.
10:22 I'm just taking a rest.
10:24 Let me just find a place to sit.
10:26 Just a moment, sir.
10:29 [Prayer]
10:30 Sir, can I sit here?
10:38 Yes, you can.
10:40 Let's go here.
10:42 So that, our prayer will be effective.
10:47 Let's go here.
10:50 [Prayer]
10:53 [Prayer]
10:54 Thank you so much for your help.
11:16 Next time, okay?
11:18 [Prayer]
11:21 [Prayer]
11:22 The main event is coming.
11:34 Wait for it.
11:36 Why are you alone?
11:38 Help me to get in.
11:40 Let's get in the car.
11:42 Let's get ready to rumble!
11:48 Let's watch the rest of the story of "Yari Ka".
11:50 Why are you alone?
11:57 We're helping the priest.
12:02 Why are you alone here?
12:04 Why are you alone here?
12:06 Are you fighting?
12:08 Are you fighting?
12:12 Are you fighting?
12:14 Why are you alone?
12:17 Let's break this Godzion.
12:18 Let's break this.
12:20 Wait a moment.
12:22 I'll go with you.
12:24 Wait a moment.
12:27 You can't go in.
12:29 I'm blocking the way.
12:31 I'm just passing by.
12:33 We can talk.
12:35 What?
12:37 You're just strong.
12:39 You're brave.
12:41 What?
12:43 We're helping the priest.
12:46 Don't get involved.
12:47 You're just fighting.
12:49 What do you want?
12:51 Why are you shouting?
12:53 I'm not shouting.
12:55 Are you shouting?
12:57 No.
12:59 Why are you shouting?
13:01 What do you want?
13:03 What do you want?
13:05 Get in.
13:07 Get in.
13:09 It's really bad.
13:11 Don't get involved.
13:13 I can't go out.
13:16 Don't you know me?
13:17 Don't you know me?
13:21 Why don't you know me?
13:23 Don't you watch TV?
13:25 Don't you watch TV?
13:27 I'm Michael V.
13:43 Of course, here are the Filipinos, the subscribers of Pinoy TV.
13:46 Send your entries now.
13:48 Guess who's the justice?
14:08 You're so stupid.
14:12 I told you not to touch the cabinet.
14:15 You broke the door.
14:17 If you don't let go, you'll fall.
14:19 No.
14:21 Why don't you let go?
14:24 My hand is stuck in the door.
14:28 I don't want to take it off.
14:31 Daddy.
14:35 Let's go.
14:39 Coach said I should go to the bathroom.
14:41 Who's ball is this?
14:42 Pass it to me.
14:44 Game.
14:46 We're not done yet.
14:48 Let's wait for Kay and the other guys.
14:50 They say that boxing is the survival of the fittest.
15:04 The strongest is the winner.
15:08 But what we'll see is a different kind of survival of the fittest.
15:11 It should be called the survival of the fitting room.
15:16 Here's Kay and the other guys.
15:20 Let's go.
15:22 Hello.
15:30 Hello.
15:33 My friends, this is the house of your stupidity,
15:38 the house of your stupidity,
15:40 and of course, the house of your stupidity.
15:43 You'll pretend to be my three friends
15:46 who are sales ladies in a department store.
15:50 And of course, we're girls.
15:52 Where are we going?
15:54 To menswear.
15:56 What will happen is,
15:58 if a handsome guy wants to buy pants,
16:02 you'll make him fit in this.
16:05 I hope I'm in the right group.
16:08 Why is this wrong?
16:11 Anyway, that's what will happen.
16:13 What we don't know is,
16:15 you might have a clue about what will happen.
16:17 I'm excited.
16:19 I hope I'm in the right group.
16:21 There's a surprise.
16:23 But remember, boys, boys, boys,
16:25 we're only doing this just for Kika.
16:31 Hi!
16:32 Hi, sir.
16:34 Do you want those pants?
16:36 I'll accompany you to the fitting room
16:38 so that the pants will fit you.
16:40 Sir, this is your size.
16:42 Sir, just measure it here.
16:50 So you can look at me.
16:52 Just here, sir.
16:54 You guys will fit first.
16:57 Okay, sir.
16:59 Sir, it's okay.
17:01 Because when you're fitting,
17:03 you have to wear it open.
17:05 That's what we're going to measure here.
17:08 So, just fit it.
17:10 Sir, we have a rule that we have to wear it open.
17:20 Huh?
17:22 No, sir.
17:24 We have a rule.
17:27 We have a rule.
17:29 Because we're being robbed of our pants
17:31 and we don't know that they're already wearing them.
17:33 You're just measuring it here.
17:35 Okay, sir.
17:37 You're being robbed.
17:41 Sir, don't be shy.
17:43 You're making me shy.
17:45 Sir, I'm sorry.
17:47 We really need to do this.
17:49 We have a lot of shoplifting.
17:51 You're being shy.
17:52 You're being sexy.
17:58 You're being shy.
18:00 There's no mistake.
18:02 We have a new rule.
18:04 Just measure it, sir.
18:06 Sir, there's no mistake.
18:08 We have a new rule.
18:10 Where, sir?
18:12 On the other side?
18:14 Because we caught a new shoplifter.
18:18 That's why the management told us not to close it.
18:22 Okay, sir. Just fit it.
18:24 I'll just look at you.
18:26 Don't worry.
18:28 You're being shy.
18:30 No, sir. Just fit it.
18:32 I'm sorry, sir.
18:34 It's just a rule.
18:36 Just measure it, sir.
18:38 There's no mistake, sir.
18:40 Sir, we have a rule that we can't close our fitting room.
18:47 That's why you have to measure it.
18:48 I'll just look at you, sir.
18:50 No, sir. It's okay. I'll just look at you.
18:53 Just measure it, sir.
18:55 Why, sir?
18:57 Sir, you have to measure it.
18:59 How will you know if the fitting is correct?
19:06 You have to measure it, sir.
19:08 Yes, sir. It's up to you.
19:10 It's up to you, sir.
19:16 It's up to you, sir.
19:17 Sir, we need to open this curtain because some of the shoplifters are here.
19:30 You can open it when I'm here.
19:32 Why can't you just change it?
19:34 No, sir. I break the rule.
19:36 Just only for you.
19:38 You can change your pants.
19:40 Okay, sir.
19:42 No, sir.
19:45 I can't cover it, sir.
19:46 Because that is the rule.
19:48 I don't look.
19:52 You don't look. Other people look at you.
19:54 No, they don't look at you.
19:56 I'm surprised that you can see.
19:58 You don't look comfortable.
20:00 Because there are no lights. That's why.
20:03 No light.
20:05 Okay, sir. Change clothes.
20:07 And I'll watch you.
20:09 Why not?
20:15 I watch you inside.
20:16 No, sir. I watch you here.
20:18 Sir!
20:21 Sir, I forgot.
20:23 Our new rules, sir.
20:25 Sir, no. We have new rules.
20:27 Sir!
20:29 Sir, just a moment, sir.
20:31 We have new rules, sir.
20:33 When we're going to gamble, we need to open the curtain.
20:37 Sir, don't be shy.
20:39 We don't have many wrongdoers here, sir.
20:43 Sir, I'm sorry.
20:44 We don't have many students.
20:46 Sir.
20:48 No, sir.
20:50 Sir, you look good.
20:54 Because that is the new rule.
20:56 We don't have wrongdoers here.
20:58 Sir, we don't have wrongdoers here.
21:00 Sir, we don't have wrongdoers here.
21:02 That's our new rule.
21:04 I'm not here.
21:06 I'm not here.
21:08 Sir, how can I gamble?
21:10 That's our new rule, sir.
21:12 Is that new?
21:13 Yes, sir. I'm sorry.
21:15 Because there are many shoplifters here, sir.
21:17 That's why the rules are new.
21:19 We need to…
21:21 Sir, don't be shy.
21:23 Let's see if it fits.
21:25 Sir, I'm telling you.
21:27 It fits.
21:29 Sir, let's go.
21:31 In the Pinoy's funniest video,
21:37 someone won, but me.
21:39 Until now, I haven't won anything.
21:41 I'm just tired.
21:42 Water!
21:44 The winners of the Pinoy's funniest video
21:47 are being called by telephone or television.
21:49 Any announcement that will be received by text
21:52 is not from and is not recognized by GMA7.
21:54 My third place is video number 2.
21:59 My second place is video number 3.
22:06 And first place is video number 1.
22:12 Congratulations, Yarica!
22:15 Wait.
22:19 The show is over.
22:21 My opponent hasn't arrived yet.
22:23 He's probably scared.
22:25 I've been shadow boxing here for a while.
22:27 It's good that my shadow is my opponent.
22:29 Shadow!
22:31 Let's see what you're good at.
22:34 I'm going to kick you.
22:35 See you next week.
22:43 [Squeal]
22:44 There's no fooling around!
23:01 [Applause]
23:04 That was interesting.
23:23 [Music]
23:27 You lose!
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23:32 No!
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